copied the flood episode of baby looney tunes and flooded my grandmas big bathroom with the sinks, bidet and tub for no reason when i was 4 or 5 because i thought it would be fun. When i regretted it after thinking about it more i tried to have no one enter that room but confessed, dramatically, that there was a huge flood. I had the bidet spraying so hard it fucked up and stained the ceiling and had the water going through everything for hours to make a deep flood on the floor.
>>150354073FOP convinced me I needed a bully for some reason and since my school didn't have one I fibbed on a random kid in my class being my bully and the next day I had to apologize to him. I was also convinced as a kid I needed a girlfriend so I literally proposed to the most popular girl in class at the time with a monopoly piece. Needless to say I wasn't very popular and was made fun of a lot
>>150354073I once ripped up the tile of our kitchen floor when I was like 4 and said it was like Dora when she found the X marks the spot. I have no idea what episode of Dora that was but she compelled me to do so. My parents thought it was funny but were also mad at me simultaneously. The hole in the floor stayed there for like 6 years afterwards and they always made fun of me for it. They still do. It is pretty funny.
>>150354073I always and still joke about to this day. remember trying to do that classic cartoon cliche, of hiding in the water with a Drinking Straw (Which I actually used) or a Bamboo-Branch to breathe from, but I then spluttered with the water suddenly going into my mouth even though I wasn't hiding from someone at the time, I was trying to see if that cliche worked at a picnic by a river which we also swam in.
Weeeew I was waiting for a thread like this>be me >like 7 or 8 at the time>watching Making Fiends on family TV>bored, so I decide to copy Vendetta and make my own "fiend">take items I had in the fridge and put it in the toilet along with bleach, drano, 404, ect>everything came out to a greenish color>smells really bad for some reason>starts to burn my eyes and throat>wtf.jpg>flush toilet>toilet fucking clogs, starts to overflow>get plunger and try my hardest to unclog it>its too late>mom gets home (she went out earlier to the store)>as soon as she walks in she sees me next to the broken toilet with plunger in hand>she puts two and two together, obviously pissed because she's a single mother raising a retarded child who just broke their only toilet in the apartment >beats my ass, no TV for an entire month >and the worst part? making fiends gets canceled
>>150354073i don't get itwhy did you integrate the part where he does it, but not the part where it goes badly for him?
>>150354073btw, Tiny Toons not Baby Looney Tunes. Decades apart.When I was reeeaal little, I dumped a bunch of salt and pepper, like the entire containers, over a boiled egg because I was "doing an experiment" like science people on tv.. and I also once asked my mom for a tuna sandwich in the memorable and memetic way someone on sesame street did. that's it. I quickly learned that nothing from tv works in real life.
>used to watch Beavis and Butt-Head when I was way too young to be doing it>decide one day that I want to "score" with a chick>except I live alone out in the country>only girl around is my mom>go up to my mom>"Can I have a kiss, mommy?">she bends down and gives me a peck on the lips>suddenly grab the back of her head while she's still close>try to kiss her like Jimmy kisses girls in Bully>basically tried to shove my tongue down my mom's throat>got pushed away>was given a stern talk about the difference between kissing family and kissing girls
>>150354759>ain't nothing stopping Jimmy Hopkins!
>>150354073Its a bit hazy now but i remember i spent a stint of my childhood 'being a cartoon' In that i made zany noises (looney tunes sound, mostly, loved the show) like cartoon characters and was determined to be fast as fuck like the road runner. Even went "BEEP BEEP" when i ran past other kids in the playground.I also flirted with a girl i liked doing pepe lepu voice/actions (the mwah mwah mwah' kissing thing) and a bugs bunny voice.I look back on it with a mix of embarrassment and nostalgia for when i was so young and care free.
I craved dog food in my youth because of Rugrats for literally months. My mom finally threw her hands up and let me eat some. The episode ends with the babies being disgusted too. I dont know why that part didn't register with me. For a few years my humor was heavily influenced by Homestar Runner which normies don't find funny at all. I kept trying to rework the delivery but that sense of humor only appeals to a certain kind of autist it seems.
https://youtu.be/o6JnMu2SsDo?si=qpM5rEWF4IN_EvLPAt least you'll never fuck up as bad as this kid
>>150354073Ruined my chance with a hot italian chick. Last year I was watching the supers files from the incredibles on youtube. And thought he sounded cool and deep whilst messaging this hot Italian chick I decided to switch to voice recordings but my voice was all nasally from being sick and then I told her I never had gf and she called things off right then and there https://youtu.be/9Md7bGm62E4?si=mCxzTSM2ZuRVRh9K
My biggest regret is being a big fat teenage faggot and trying to emulate Sasuke/Vegeta in high school. I literally ruined my teen years trying to be an anime. I should win the biggest retard award for life.
>>150355449You were supposed to exercise and train martial arts faggot
>>150355462I don't even think being fit can help acting like an angsty anime homosex though I guess it couldn't hurt.
Got incredibly obsessed with Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown. This was something that I thought I had to hide because of another cartoon, Hey Arnold. Maybe because I was embarrassed because I was at that age where girls start liking guys and I didn’t know how to handle it. I used to draw comics in a lined notebook about Jack Spicer and draw pictures of him all the time with little hearts and such. Anyways, one day I gained self awareness of how weird this was and burned the notebook at a bonfire with my cousins and told them it was a math notebook.
>>150354073I don't know how embarassing it was, but I'd recall eating a bar of soap because of that scene in The Spongebob Squarepants Movie when he does his daily routine. God, it was that idiotic for a child like me.
>>150355551I did the same thing because of Ren and Stimpy
>>150354511this is golden
>>150354073i remember being 4 or 5 and pretended to drown in a bathtub because i saw bugs bunny do it. my mom didnt think it was as funny as i did at the time. sorry mom
>>150354073In show the Canadian Goku VA cartoon show "Being Ian", there's a scene where they show an egg exploding in the microwave as irl stock footage. I was around 9-10 at the time and thought it was a great idea to try that out for myself but for safety I added a ceramic coffee mug on top of the egg to stop the mess from getting everywhere and to keep the egg upright. The egg mug rocket destroyed the entire microwave.
>>150355871i died at this lol
I love it. Everyone's worried about imitatable violence and this is the shit kids are actually doing.
i was mean to younger kids because i didn't want to be made to play with them knowing i'd get less attention, and that my parents would give away some of my toys as they sometimes did to teach me a lesson. so i became possessive of my things and rather bratty
>>150354511Someone, draw that stupid blue girl doing this.
>>150354511>leaving cleaning chemicals where a small child can reach them
>>150354759WTF
>>150354208i had this exact type of autism too. there is no longer a bone in my body that cares for social expectations or responsibilities. i only wish it happened sooner
I convinced a friend to ride a Radio Flyer wagon down a 150ft hill with me because of Calvin and Hobbes
>>150354759
All I ever did was put a banana peel on my head back in preschool 'cause of Mowgli. Some of you guys were walking hazards it seems
>>150356807how did it go?
>>150355871based scientist
>>150354073I wrapped one of my dad's belt around my neck because I thought Yugi Muto looked cool as fuck as a little kid.
l burnt my hand on a stove once because spongebob did it in the nightshift episode. he fucking recoiled in pain but for some reason I still did it. I think i might be retarded.
>>150355367>>150358194You two would’ve shot yourselves in the face after seeing Looney Tunes if you found guns.
Threads like this is why /co/ is considered the dumbest board.
>>150355449>Anon fights his bully>Anon goes "super saiyan" by yelling as loud as he can>he shits himself
>>150355367You have no idea what you're talking about, normies LOVE Homestar Runner and won't shut up about it.
>>150355494That's actually quite a very good thread idea what you did with Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown when you were younger, as In people discussing and trying to remember the Fanfiction and DeviantART tier stuff they did of a /co/, /v/ and /a/ related media before they even discovered (and had an account on) Fanfiction, DeviantART, 4chan, much of the internet and the internet in general, even if the stuff they did is now long lost to time.
>>150354208>i need a bullyKEK
>>150359564WTF are you legitimately autistic? This reads like an autistic person wrote it.
>>150359641It's a idea for a Thread, discussing and making you remember the "so called" Autistic-like things you did with a peice of media when you were younger like long before you even discovered that "cringe" side of the internet had an account on a website or even the internet itself if you're an oldfag.
>>150357715I AM NOT A BASED, NOR A MAD SCIENTIST! I'M ANGRY! I AM THE ANGRY SCIENTIST!!!
>>150354511KEK
>mfw this whole threadits been a while since we had one of these
>>150359438it is also the only place you could find shit like this.
If you want stupid stuff that fucked generation.Search for these classic and look into Degenerate websites for "Commissioned" art>The BarberChair>the Practical Pig>Baby bottleneck>Dog Laundery
>>150355494lmao
>>150354073When I was 8, I wanted to watch Invader Zim but instead Super Duper Sumos was on and I pissed myself laughing at the FAT and FUNNY sumos eating tons of junk food, rolling into balls, smashing their butts, destroying stuff, ETC.I then thought it would be a good idea to try and become a superhero using that as reference, so I brought over a few friends and we proceeded to eat a unhealthy amount of junk food, destroy the house, molest my sister and of course do the infamous butt smash. Nothing happened and we were disappointed.Suddenly my parents walked in and saw we were smashing our ASSES together and they punished me for a dayHere I am now, with Type 2 diabetes and regret for not watching Zim instead of being an all powerful superhero. I was not a smart child.
>>150358055did you nearly choke yourself?
>>150360326>molest my sisteras in annoy or as in diddle
>>150360326yikes
>>150354073Shockingly the only thing I can remember like this was shortly after Jimmy Neutron came out being in the locker room when I thought I was alone and saying "SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE" because the movie briefly used that song in it, and turning around to see a girl staring at me like I was a fucking retard. This was 4th grade and I only stayed at that school for a single year so it really didn't matter much though.I technically did the "Naruto run" but it was years before Naruto aired and I picked it up from actually old ninja movies I'd watch with my dad. I realized it was retarded by the time I was like 8 which was still well before the show came out. Those high school kids had no excuse.
>>150360326Jesus H. Christ… Nickelodeon really wanted kids to know diabetes would make them superheroes
>>150355871>Anon destroys his microwave
>>150354511Vendetta would never do such a horrifying thing or maybe she would
>>150360806Kek
>>150359799Calm down, Gangrene. Go mutate a tomato or three, that always cheers you up.
>>150360806She would if it destroys Charlotte.
>>150359799(clenches teeth) HOW ABOUT YOU GET ME SHEEP FOR OUR SHEEP POWERED CANNON!
>>150358403kek
>>150354208is bro the real life timmy?
>>150354073I also wanted to do that after seeing flood gags in cartoons but I knew it wouldnt work.Otherwise I adapted putting jam on my pancakes and rolling them up (not the American ones) to eat them with my filthy hands as a kid because of a comic. I started to groan like Marge Simpson as a kid, but didnt even intentionally do it.When I got hit on by a girl and tried to make me say I love her, I was confused and dumb, so I replied with a newspaper comic punchline, where the same conversation happened. 25 years later I still cringe. Could have seen her naked goddamnit.
>>150354332You didn't see Dora, you saw a demon
>>150359567An incel was born.
