I'm fucking HUNGRY!
Maka's preview: https://youtu.be/UPz_WqIgrFM?si=La_JZ4rlPW0i9SLY Ruby's preview: https://youtu.be/yvofYyFmSWY?si=RyXgHBo0knGeALJQ
>>150354411>Zero calcs for eitherWhat are they hiding?
HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND A LEAKED PICTURE OF Makaby's ending!https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7243256?q=ruby_rose+maka_albarn+
>>150354435the surprise Kratos scaling
>>150354435They gave Ruby a 11 tons of TNT calc though
I don't care for Maka vs Ruby
>Sonic: Question... do you bleed?>Ruby: Uh..>Sonic: Times ups!>Sonic tackle through Ruby, Ruby use her scythe to hit him but Sonic dodge it, he jumped up and kick Ruby's head. Sonic grabbed Ruby and kicked her to the chest 3 times and knocked her to the ground, Sonic grabbed Ruby's scythe. >Sonic: Alright, time to finish this!>Sonic scythe stabbed at Ruby's back, Sonic picked up the scythe and point to Ruby's head, he readied the sniper-rilfe and shot to Ruby's head, causing to blowed up. Everything goes white as a "shing" sound is heard. Sonic then put away the Crescent Rose.>Sonic: Sorry to do that to you. >K.O.!
BEABETTERMAN
>>150354526...and then Sonic woke up from his dream, having given himself brain damage from running into a large rock
>>150354535I can't believe Kratos defeated the kekforce
Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle >Soul Eater -Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (this would be around 717.25242 km/h at worst)-Black Star can dodge Lasers-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves>RWBY -Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight -Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force -Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
>>150354526DUDE IT IS REAL. HOLY KEK.https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_VS_Ruby_Rose
>>150354526SONICmud showing his ugly mug after MARIO won once again.
To the edge of the universe I shall go.Planets and stars will be thrown my way.I’ll make sure to give my audience a show.Chakravartin won’t live to see the end of this day.
>>150354572the mind of a soniccuck is a strange and moldy place. Like how every dragonballfag thinks in their head that they fight with punches and not ki blasts.
>>150354478
>>150354597>KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEKWhy are you like this?>inb4. Either a pathetic attempt to get me to indulge in your retarded fetish, or autistic lash out
>>150354585I like how this is show don't tell of Asura's mental state in comparison to the beginning. (I'm not trying to sound like some pseudointellectual retard from YT Plebbit or Xitter)
I'm going to impregnate Sonic
>>150354637>SONIKKU get the FUCK on FORTNITE RIGHT NOW! It's time for some late night FORTNITE GAMING SONIKKU C'MON!>SONIKKU hurry the fuck up and PICK your SKIN you INSECURE FAGGOT!>EWWW SONIKKU why'd you pick the PINK SKIN?! Are you GAY, SONIKKU? Are you a FAG?>SONIKKU we're in the lobby now let's->Wait what the FUCK? WHAT'S THAT BIG ASS SCREEN? IS THIS A NEW EVENT?>SONIKKU... Why in the everloving F U C K is there a NIGGER on the SCREEN?>Why is it talking to me RACE SENSITIVITY and being ANTI-RACIST? What the FUCK?!?!>What's that SONIKKU? There's a TOMATO MACHINE? WHERE?>HAHA WOOOOOOOW we can throw TOMATOES at the NIGGER SONIKKU!>SONIKKU fucking throw tomatoes at the NIGGER on SCREEN NOW!>HAHAHAHAHAHA eat SHIT NIGGER!>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SONIKKU what the FUCK I just got BANNED!!! I got BANNED for a WEEK!>"RACISM and disrespecting BLM"? What the FUCK is a BLM, SONIKKU?>Wow, this BLM MAN seems really STRONG! I'M REALLY fucking ANGRY right now so if you could TELL ME where this BLM GUY is...>He's doing a parade in KNOXVILLE? AWESOME! I can't WAIT to MURDER the FUCK out of that fucking NIGGER! HE got ME BANNED in FORTNITE!
"And then he apologizes after brutally murdering his rival for no reason, the end"
>Kasen:" Hmmm... Citrus in the air... Something's coming. If it wants a piece of me, it'll be hell to get it">[Sonic ENTERS]>Sonic: "Go back to the depths of Hell you came from, Ogre!">Kasen: "Make me">FIGHT>Sonic runs around punching the hermit at super speeds until Kasen summons a dragon that forces sonic to move away>Sonic runs around the entire planet and turns into a ball>Sonic: "Nothing personal, Freedom Calls">Kasen catches Sonic with a Kick, after a couple of failed attempts, sending him around the world and catching him with her fake arm>Kasen: "Sloppy, You fight like a bum">Kasen throws Sonic against the ground with his same momentum and shots Danmaku at him>Huge explosion surprises Kasen>[Super Sonic ENTERS]>Super Sonic: "you've earned your damnation!">Super Sonic Opens a portal into a Special Zone and Kicks Kasen there>Kasen gets caught by her eagle and stabilizes>Super Sonic: "CAOS CONTROL!">Super Sonic stops time and with his caos energy explodes Kasen and her eagle before resuming time again>Kasen falls and drops her real left arm>Super Sonic: "well I'll be damned">Karen: "Yes">[Ibaraki Douji's arm ENTERS]>Arm Chan: "You will!">Kasen and Ibaraki Douji's Arm tag team Super Sonic>Kasen tries to capture Super Sonic with the bandages of her Fake Arm while Ibaraki Douji's Arm goes Melee and summons a rain of skulls>Kasen: "Get over here!">Kasen Ragdolls Super Sonic and Ibaraki Douji's Arm summons a bunch of black arms to also throw him around>Super Sonic gathers the energy of the Caos emeralds and breaks free shooting a wave of energy and overwhelms both Kasen and Ibaraki Douji's Arm>In the last second Kasen reunites with her arm creating another explosion>[Ibaraki Douji ENTERS]>Super Sonic: "Those fancy horns cannot disguise the foul Smell of your evil!">Ibaraki Douji: "Heh, Thank you">Ibaraki Douji and Super Sonic go against each other shattering the Zone with their attacks1/2
A Sora (Kingdom Hearts) vs Sonic wouldn't be a bad fight.
>>150354694>Ibaraki Douji, now in the real world, punches up shattering the heavens around Mobius>Super Sonic starts Reality Warping putting Ibaraki Douji in all kinds of goofy scenarios and former Death Battle fights>Ibaraki Douji barely manages to escape inside her Senkai>Super Sonic effortlessly breaks into her Senkai and turns it Into a gigantic kitchen (he is now a planet sized giant)>Super Sonic: "Ogre! You set me Free! Now I am here to destroy everything, there won't be even a soul left after I'm done with you!">Super Sonic snaps his fingers and creates a copy of the Onigirimaru Sword chopping Ibaraki Douji's Legs, right arm, and her head, then he sets her on fire>Super Sonic laughs his ass off returning to his normal size>Ibaraki Douji: "Tch">Ibaraki Douji turns into Youkai Smoke completely disappearing>Ibaraki Douji then Reappears behind Super Sonic and throws a punch at him>Super Sonic Effortlessly catches the Punch with a cocky smile>Ibaraki Douji: "I used to get chopped off like that for breakfast, Have a taste of what real Evil feels like!">Ibaraki Douji's Left Arm continues to move forward regardless of Super Sonic's hand catching it, soon it reaches his soul>Super Sonic experiences slowly how his soul is crushed and ripped off from him, killing the alter ego leaving just Sonic's body>Ibaraki Douji obliterates what remains of Super Sonic's soul while holding Sonic's body>Ibaraki Douji: "it's like you said, not even a soul. Asshole.">With the Senkai collapsing Ibaraki Douji opens a portal out of it while throwing Sonic's body into the Senkai, destroying his remains>K.O!
What Death Battle rule is least consistently applied?
>>150354741No limits fallacy such as how Popeye somehow beating Saitama and Ganon somehow beating Bowser. Then suddenly Simon and Broly won
>>150354741No outside help, just thinking of an example the battle is Maka vs Ruby but Maka has Soul and
>>150354741What were the rules again?
>>150354694>>150354722Kasen vs Sonic would be more like Kratos vs Asura since it's an actual sage vs an actual raging monster.
>>1503547861. Combatants have no prior knowledge of each other unless specified.2. To ensure a fair fight, any specific moral restraints from killing are removed from combatants. All other traits are considered.3. A combatant's maximum personal potential is examined unless specified otherwise. Factors unrelated to combatants cannot end the battle.4. Unless specified, all official material related to a character is applied unless found contradictory to the primary source material.
>>150354620We get a hint of his mental state just before he blasted off into space. When he was under the waterfall, we got the completed flashback and got to hear what Durga’s final words to him were and just before that in another flashback, she told him he’s at his best when he’s fighting for what’s right. Then he proceeded to say “wait for me” when he opened his eyes. I think he is either saying that for Mithra or Durga or even both. I also think Asura knew he would likely die after the fight or after he saved Mithra (failing to “be safe” by Durga’s last words), which was why he didn’t hesitate to end Chakravartin even after Mithra told him that he would die too.
>>150354779>Popeye somehow beating SaitamaRetarded opinion.>Then suddenly SimonVery retarded opinion.>and Broly wonTrve.
>>1503547861.Combatants have no prior knowledge of each other unless specified.2.To ensure a fair fight, any specific moral restraints from killing are removed from combatants. All other traits are considered.3.A combatant's maximum personal potential is examined unless specified otherwise. Factors unrelated to combatants cannot end the battle.4.Unless specified, all official material related to a character is applied unless found contradictory to the primary source material.
>>150354806I think they obey their own rules half the time, more or less.>>150354810Cool and all but I meant how in the beginning against the gohma vs going for chak shows how much his personality changed but he is still the same man holding the same goals and virtues.
>>150354817The avatarfag is mad that his self-insert is called out
>>150354882>AvatarfagMaking this shit up.>his self-insert is called out???
>MY SIMON KINGTOS WON
>>150354858>how much his personality changed but he is still the same man holding the same goals and virtues.I agree. He’s definitely much more solemn and angrier (reflective in his eyes obviously) but at the end of the day, he’s still Asura. His goal was always to protect the people of Gaea and keep his daughter smiling.
>>150354946YOU WILL ADRESS HIM AS "SIMONTOS THE DIGGER OF VERSES" FOR THE REST OF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE.>>150354954Trve and based.
>>150354817??? Hulk losed at that time, well, atleast before marvel author threw a melty and double downed on Hulk being super duper immortal.
Monokuma's favorite Death Battles are the ones where Sonic characters lose.
I'd like to mention that the Ghost Rider vs Spawn death battle was almost perfect in it's post-battle analysis if they gave both character 5D level in power. Making GR infinitely more powerful was a mistake bc a gap in power so big would make everything else trivial and hax irrelevant. Also, they should've given both infinite to immeasurable speed. Other than that, it's fine.
BRACK PAPERU MOON
>>150354998Hulk should've won that.
>>150355098Capeshit being beyond planet level in a consistent manner, is pure nonsense fanfic, renember how the BIG feat of Hulk during his spergout was...Fucking planet level, or that they are hyping his new run as him being a planet buster again?>inb4. B-BUT HE ONCE SHOKE THE OMNIVERSEI said consistent manner, hulk being consistently universal is retarded.
What were some fights that are hero vs villain? It always seems to be hero vs hero or villain vs villain. I think this fight was great partially because it was that rarer matchup.https://youtu.be/u8TJ0DZdjvc?t=137
Spider-Man Battle Royale.
>Hulkfags STILL seething over GODly's rightful winMindbroken.
>>150355137They measure peaks, at that time Hulk's peak absolutely erases DB cosmology.
>>150355141Iron Man vs Lex Luthor.
>>150354784The whole point of the matchup is them being scythe wielders. If Maka is supposed to fight without her weapon, so should Ruby
>>150355141Kratos vs Asura of course, he was a monster no longer...
>>150355141Dio vs Alucard, but that fight is wrong so it doesn't count.Also Discord vs Bill Cipher, I think.
Ok. I was testing some stuff and I want to share what I found.Since last month YouTube views in general are lower than average (people say this affected mainly tech channels but I know for a fact that gaming channels also got hit real hard)The reason? Besides august being a slow month in general for views YT is now employing an AI that will take note of the content you consume and can potentially flag your account as underage.In practice this means that they will forcefully activate safe mode without telling you, potentially removing entire channels from your recommendations.In DB specifically I tested it myself and the safe mode mainly removes the episodes while keeping the previews (Hulkzilla is removed but the previews remain) This happened to Hulkzilla, Dekumiles, Shigahito, Kratosura, and many more.Funnily enough Spawn Rider remains even with the safe mode activated (kek)Ruby's and Maka's previews also remain in safe mode but it is likely that the full episode will be censored.All this is to say: Besides the Niche combatants the episode is airing on a bad moment for YT so expect it to have particularly low views.And if you have the time check your YT accounts to see if Ultron flagged you as underage.
>>150355141Kratosura
Better men have nothing to fear.
>>150355157And that peak is nonsense? Are we supossed to say that he is omniversal because ONE FEAT, while ignoring the 10 times he got gapped by large animals, or gets scared at stuff like city level shit? That is the logic that makes retarded shit like platonic sonic, and 5D infinite speed kratos lore, as it is allowing retarded lore, and one time scaling/feats triumph over outliers and...Well consistency
Where's Cool Spot?
KINGTOS QUOTESNOW
>>150355190Cool asf fight ending.>>150355150>People cannot state facts without feeling very strong emotions and being very biased about it.
>>150355214ARES SAVE ME FROM THIS ELEPHANT MAN AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOUUURRRSSSSS
>>150355214If her heart is big it doesn't matter how many black Cocks she took on her Cunt
>>150355211>3.A combatant's maximum personal potential is examined unless specified otherwise. Factors unrelated to combatants cannot end the battle.Hulk was somewhere in multiversal or higher back then.
>>150355232he said Kratos not Simon
Hulkfags just need to accept that CHADly won his Death Battle fair and square. No amount of cope will change this.
>>150355141Kirby vs Buu, Zero vs Metal Sonic, Gojo vs Makima.
>>150355141Bardock (evil genociding invader) vs Omni-Man (BETTER MAN who has seen the error of his ways and was TEACHING Bardock while defending a planet)
The MONSTERsura meme wouldn’t nearly be as effective if Asura was an actual monster or had monster tendencies. The guy was effectively a mindless rage machine at one point yet his heart and values were strong enough to keep him from attacking the innocents. Absolutely the definition of righteous fury.
>>150355214"80% of Boys have Girlfriends. Rest 20% are having a Brain." - Top 10 Kratos Quotes for boys (deep)
>>150355240He quoted Kratos not Simon.>>150355244You're just shitposting and baiting at this point.
>>150355237Didn't you read what I said? I said than that rule is nonsense 99% of the time. DB can tell me that blocking light makes you MFTL+++++++++, I am not buying.
>>150355214>The overarching theme that dominates the story is simply "be better". Be better than you were yesterday. Be better than your sins tell you you are. Be better for the sake of those you love. The spartan Atreus was better, he saw more in life than the grim reality of violence, blood and death>The masculinity Kratos displays is not through his raw physical power but more through his rejection of the urge to use that power for himself, through the lessons he imparts and the relationship he forms with Atreus, and most of all, through his gradual, painful growth in virtue as he strives in every moment to be... better.
>>150355214>We must be better men for our wives’ sons.
>>150355077It was definitely more fun than Kratos fight
How come no one mocks Ramona and Scott for being cucks?
>>150355303Does their cucking cancel each other's out?
>>150355077You can be infinite layers into suggsverse, you aren't taking getting your protons flying out of your body.
>>150355256>Wiz: "First off, Asura is not some one-dimensional anger machine">Death Battle proceeds to show Asura as some one-dimensional anger machine.>>150355276Rules are rules, they should either obey them or take them off as official.>>150355298Aye.
>>150355314>Kim Bitch is here
>>150355323he's a two-dimensional dumb monster who realised his mistake by the end and swore to be better
High-caliber HuntressEvil will fleeWhen Crescent Rose and my friends are with meI will blaze thetrailWithextreme velocityVanquishing foeswith my semblance of speedJUSTICE WILLBE OURS TO UPHOLDSIFTING THROUGH THE REMNANTS OF THE SOULThe power I soughtI now clutch in my handsDealing death faster than any in the landMy demon, my soulResonate within meI carry you, and you carry meWE HOLD EACH OTHER UP, NOW DON'T LET GOSIFTING THROUGH THE REMNANTS OF THE SOULI CAN'T LET GOI CAN'T BACK DOWNI will fight to the very endI'll never fall beside you, my friendI have known victory and I've known defeatCriticized, They've called me worthless and weakAnd now I must rise to the challenge I seekNow face to face the heroes meetTwo scythes will strikeOne soul to reapWEAPONS OF DEATHNOW MEET IN THE NIGHTTWO SOULS ARE SURGING WITH POWER AND MIGHTWHAT WILL BE LEFTWHEN THE BLOOD HAS RUN COLD?SIFTINGTHROUGHTHE REMNANTSOF THE SOUL!!!!!I CAN'T LET GO
>Wanted Alex Mercer vs Venom or Carnage>Symbiotes got a million fucking boosts over the past decade so Alex gets curbstompedShame.
>>150355316Except yes bc your infinitely smaller avatar of your true form is not the real you and it doesn't affect you.>>150355314I don't think so.
>>150355335>>150355089FUCK I MESSED UP THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
>>150355334No, but you're baiting anyways.
>>150355356>anything i don't like is baitthat's why, like asura, you will never improve or become stronger.
>>150355303Does Scott Pilgrim as a whole have any good match-ups that aren't obvious stomps against any of its characters in the first place?
Is it controversial to say Krasura is like top 3 for me this season. It truly feels like a modern GVS2 with the way they humilate the eastern character and nothing will top the salt it caused.
>>150355160Bareknuckle Maka still stomps btw
>>150355369If you really believe such an opinion you're retarded. So, bait or mental retardation, the choice is yours.
>>150355376it was an indian character this time so it's deserved
>>150355376Yes because the animation is dogshit
>>150355382Proving me right again. Unironically be better. Or you'll forever be a weak child like asura.
>>150355303>>150355372This MAIN CHADracter here will be the one to kill Scott Pilgrim.
>>150355388the animation was great wtf are you on
>>150355393I'll take that as "shitposting".
>>150355396>cucked by his brother AND his dadFUARK his cucky boi levels are off the charts!
>>150355413Kratos won. Deal with it.
>>150355388Yeah but Kratos no selling everything Asura threw at him and him stealing Asura's move while smirking. More salt in the wound than Supes no selling Blue Goku's Kamehameha
tfw i can grow to the size of galaxies but Kratos' mountain sized spears (which he can totally do any time) are too much
>>150355414Literally wrong.>>150355425>Assumes I'm an Asura fan that dissagrees with the outcome.
Anyone who is not completely mentally retarded can look at clips of Kratos fighting then at clips of Asura fighting and say these two characters are not REMOTELY comparable. I am so sick of this ridiculous chainscaling vague statement bullshit to inflate the numbers to be as big as possible. Kratos couldn't beat fucking DANTE.
Seal Clubber Kratos
>>150355335>My demon, my soul>Resonate within me>I carry you, and you carry me>WE HOLD EACH OTHER UP, NOW DON'T LET GO>SIFTING THROUGH THE REMNANTS OF THE SOUL
>>150355212>Fido Dido fodder out of NOWHERE
>be me>see a drawing where jenny gets fucked by a faceless figure (https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8820289)>decide to save it and fap to it>crop the side of the image where it shows his butt and muscly rib cage>Coom>post nut clarity hits in>Waitaminute.mp4>Notice the shadowing on the faceless male figure makes his skin looks darker>MFW i just masturbated to my wife getting blackedTND... NOW!!!!!!EXPLOOOOOOODEI'LL BREAK YOU ON MY OWNMY THOUGHTS LEAD TO BAD DECISIONSAND IT'S TAKING A TOLLIT'S JUST MEAND I'LL DO JUST FINE ALONEI MAY BE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE
>>150355460Kratos fistfights Multiversal deities.asura flings ki blasts at space level jobbers.
>>150355460It's funny so I'm fine with it
>>150355323>never shown to attack anyone without justifiable reason>only engages in fights because Mithra was in danger or innocent people were being slaughtered>the only exceptions were when he was actively challenged by Augus, Yasha, Ryu and Akuma to a fight>the only time he ever engaged in a fight on his own volition was to spar against Yasha in a flashback>DB has him attack Kratos for no fucking reason even though Mithra was clearly safe
>>150355474The random [Inhuman] lyrics are fucking gold, kek
>>150355486All proving that DBs opinion isn't even worth shit.
>>150355502CANON battle is CANON.
>>150355525>Nothing that proves DB is canon, the word canon not even in the title.
>>150355441To be fair DB does headcanon shit all the time like Kaioken UI Goku and half the shit Miles did were probably not in the comics
>one bleeds heavily from being slammed against rocks>another bleeds and is heavily winded from crashing into a building>another died to a stone swordNice “multiversal deities” you got there.
>>150355474FINE! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE ME YOUR WAIFU, I'LL JUST TAKE HER!
Be honest, did any of you fags vote for Kratos vs Asura?
>>150355566uh... those were multiversal rocks, buildings and that stone sword was multiversal++++also, despite Asura being 68 quadrillion times the speed of light (death battles on calcs), Kratos putting his hand up to block Helios's light(which already hit him btw), makes their speed equalized
>>150355569THIS HORNY OLD MONSTERSON OF A BITCHFUCKS ROBOTS LIKE A BULLWITHOUT USING PILLS!WANT TO KNOW HOW?>>CLICK HERE<<
>>150355569BETWEEN DARKNESS AND LIGHTMY CONSCIENCE, DIVIDEDLIGHTS A SPARK IN MY EYESTO COME CLEAN (COME CLEAN)TELL ME WHO CAN RIGHT MY WROOOOOOONGS?!?!?!?!MAYBE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE!!!
What's another feats vs lore match up that would mindbreak /DBG/ even further?>Hard Mode no Kratos
>>150355690>>150355713>Cucktron watching from the bushes as The Behemoth (aka Jenny's BVLL) fucks her throat with his tongue.
>>150355728We're about to get that with Ash vs Yugi
>>150355569>>150355690>>150355746AHEM...Didn't Jenny end up crushing this rock man during the video while fucking him?
>>150355607No but it didn't matter in the end, it didn't even win the season 10 polls or the tournament of champions, and Asura himself was going to be in Season 6's finale which got scrapped for unknown reasons, I guess loretos wasn't strong enough to fight him yet, which is a shame because a Season 6 Kratos vs Asura would have been kino since Torrian was still around to help and their logic was a bit more grounded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4
>>150355766The Behemoth isn't a mere rockman, he is a BEAST and a MONSTER, also Jenny's BVLL and boyfriend.
>>150355826But I'm pretty sure she crushed him to DEATH in that video.So... Jenny WON.
>>150355840Nigga, she didn't meet much less crush The Behemoth.
>>150355869I thought that was the name of that rock man from the video that she crushed.Or maybe she didn't crush him.It's been a long time since I've seen that video honestly.
>>150355925THIS IS THE BEHEMOTH >>150355690.NOT A MERE ROCK.NOT A MERE MAN.NOT A MERE BEAST.HE. IS. A MONSTER.JENNY'S BOYFRIEND.JENNY'S BVLL.
>>150355987Jenny would crush him too anyways.Robot>>>>stupid rock monster man.
>>150355995Nuh uh.
>JennyMy OC still kills Jenny
Cucky kek
>>150355783>Season 6 Kratos vs Asura would have been kino since Torrian was still around to helpGreektos vs Asura could’ve been kino.>their logic was a bit more groundedThis is bad. If they hadn’t taken the Loretos pill by then, it would’ve looked like a ridiculous seal clubbing from Asura’s side instead. That’s almost as bad as Loretos, only saved by the fact the seal clubbing is because Asura is a ridiculous featsman than being carried by nonsensical “lore” and chainscaling. Though we would have likely missed out on some good shitpost material if they actually were grounded with their logic.
>>150356042Guess The Behemoth will have to find another metal fleshlight
>My OC st- *ZAP* AAAAAACK
>>150356144Oh no no no no, ocbros...
chat is this true
>>150356144The Behemoth is Proud of his girlfriend.
ToT
>>150356240The Behemoth and Jenny's average night.
>>150356240Canon
>>150356183based SLYTHERINBVLL
>>150356144Merely pretending
>>150356379N-NANI?!
>>150356379FUARK.....
>>150356379What's that on is head?
>>150356434Real blood manifested from its sheer POWER to fool Jenny thinking she'd damaged him.
>>150356461That's kind of a stupid power to have.
>>150356434he killed them for pouring ketchup on his head
>>150356499The Behemoth will take his girlfriend's corpe and ask his mother-in-law to fix her.
Someone pointed this out on the fight preview comments, why is Soul in is old form before he became a Death Scythe?He's supposed to look like this.
>>150356596How is she supposed to kill anything with that lmfao
>>150355247>Gojo vs Makima.Gojo isn't a villain...
>>150355175>but that fight is wrong so it doesn't count BASED
>>150355141I suppose Robocop vs the T-800 Terminator qualifies as hero v. villain. The Terminator was mostly in line with its T1 behavior.
>>150355175Diocard is more like anti-hero (formerly total villain) vs. villain. Funny enough Al would never let a monster like Dio kill him no matter what, going off his philosophy. He'd probably be cool with Jonathan killing him though, that would be the most ideal outcome for him.
>read an article >"something something X teaches us something something">start chuckling immediately >someone mentions being better >have to fight the urge to laughI am sane no longer.
>>150356713I believe they would be good friends based on the lots of dialogue nature of JoJo's part 1
>>150356713Yeah. Joseph would be almost the perfect man to kill Alucard.
>>150356756I don't think Joseph can bullshit his way out in this one desu.
>>150356841I uh... meant to say Jonathan lol.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150356945>SHITnic *glug* *glug* *glug*???
>>150355566GOW gods are pretty shitty, they would be fucked the moment people invent guns...Unless Zeus was willing to use them...Imagine Kratos with guns, scary.
>>150356945Lies detected? Zero.
>>150356853Who would be a good matchup for Joseph? It should be either someone dead serious and composed, or someone who can match his antics.
>>150356985Blade maybe?
>>150356353Kek, that was my first thought...Well the harry potter shit, not the cuck stuff.
>>150356979ZEUUUS I'VE COME TO TAKE MY REVENGE >whips out a minigun
>>150356985Edward Elric?>>150356945>>150356981Reminder Simon RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse.
>>150357007>Zeus whips out fucking hellfire missiles
COD bros, explain yourself, RIGHT NOW
>>150356981If I was Goku there I would be SHITTING my PANTS in TERROR. It's Sonic...and he is NOT smiling!
>>150357048The FVARKING bush.k, b, c.
I don't know where else to ask this.Isn't Ghost Rider supposed to be a big fucking deal, power wise? Like, "the moment he rolls into town every villain with any sense just immediately takes a break and stays at home until GR leaves" type of deal? Why does everyone tank his penance stare and isn't scared of being literally dragged off to actual Hell for their sins?
>>150357080Bc Marvel, in all it's glorious retardation, said "let's nerf his penance stare to only work on people who feel guilt and make him useless for no fucking reason".Even then it wouldn't work on Spawn bc he already TANKED attacks of the same nature.
>>150357026Kek
>>150357080because if he was as strong as he's suppose to be every time, then he'd just wincharacters need to be adjusted to make a comic or manga or w/e actually have stakes
>>150356979Assume guns wouldn't work unless they are of godly nature or something, mythical magic and shieeeeeeeeeeeeet.
>>150357109>penance stare to only work on people who feel guiltBut... But he's Spirit of Vengeance, not Redemption. Feeling guilty doesn't even enter the equation. Or at least shouldn't.
>>150357115There are better options than the "you need guilt" nerf shit.
>>150357124These gods get hurt by rocks and I don't think all rocks in GoWverse are magical and godly
>>150356841Don't you know all the Jojos are capable of approximately light speed combat or higher according to Jojo youtubers?
>>150357136yeah, I know
>>150357135It's marvel's fault, don't shoot the messenger.>>150357149Yes they are. I was there. (out of joke IIRC the rocks are from Olympus).>>150357152Alucard is faster
>>150357152>to Jojo youtubersThe only powerscaler youtuber I watch is Seth, and only because he gets more deranged with every video, and also because he makes long videos which I can listen to while cooking.
>>150357193>Alucard is fasternot according to DB's retarded logic where Dio is MFTL+ and like, city level AP (despite needed over a dozen punches to destroy a road roller)
>>150357205See >>150355502
>>150357219I know lol.It's just funny how dogshit DB can be sometimes.I for one, am STILL mad that Gaara lost to Toph.>>150355486Don't forget, that was Asura AFTER the animator had to talk them into changing some things, because the storyboarder wanted to have Asura try to destroy the planet(which Mithra was on).
>>150357080I wish I could say it's just the Rider and Zarathos is different but that's not the case. The amount of gravitas the Spirit of Vengeance has varies from writer to writer. The Penance Stare in particular is an overpowered hax ability in a capeshit setting, which means it's bound to backfire or get countered sooner or later. Writers see that it's been countered and want to get in on that to subvert or aura farm and yadda yadda
To any present Jojo scholars, I have a question for you. Could Jonathan have beaten the Pillar Men, given the same training and everything that Joseph went through? I've heard different things; that Jonathan wasn't a trickster and so couldn't have won, while others say that Jonathan was a true Hamon prodigy and could have used it much more effectively than Joseph.
>>150357244For all his "clever tricks" Joseph straight up overpowered Kars and cut his blade with his bare hand. Jonathan would probably go through them too
>>150357244>>150357262Jonathan is also the strongest of the Jojos physically. He could contend with Dio hand to hand even without Hamon.I think his honorable way would earn him points with Whammu and maybe make fighting him easier, but Kars and Esidisi are cheating assholes and I can't really see him beating them.
>>150357023>HBOCkuKWAB!
>>150357238I personally I'm mad about:Guts vs Nightmare.Tracer vs Scout.Naruto vs Ichigo.Ben 10 vs Green Lantern.Dio vs Alucard.Madara vs Aizen.>>150357242There are better ways to balance the penance stare.>>150357244Jonathan wins if its like dragon ball, by training, getting new techniques and a power up.
>>150357293True. Death Battle really hates Bleach lmao, Ichigo should not have lost to Naruto, and Aizen should definitely not have lost to Madara.
>>150357292??? English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
>>150354370if only DBX came with the buyout...
https://youtu.be/CmHMtHSh7Lw?si=72srXpBuJzhNN38fTIME TO GO 3-0!!!!
>>150357299The amount of BS arguments, lies and misinformation in the Bleach MUs have their own gravitational field at this point.
>>150357325Yeah. Aizen's hypnosis is far superior to any genjutsu, and with the hogyoku, NOTHING can destroy him.Even Yamamoto's bankai which could incinerate the soul society and the real world just from being active could kill him.
>>150357244I'd say yes, although not without difficulty. Jonathan is a powerhouse both physically and as Hamon user, but his straightforward way of combat leaves him open to injuries. Honestly only Kars would be a true roadblock because he's an honorless bitch and would most likely find a way to backstab Jonathan.
>>150357293For whatever reason being unashamed is the way Marvel writers decided to counter the PS. Even though being a complete piece of shit like that should make you explode after taking it. I can buy some characters not being affected. Deathurge is an agent of Oblivion and has no interplay with life or death and that's why he was unaffected by it in Gruenwald's Quasar run. More recently, Galactus was unfazed by it. I would accept that since Big G needs more respect, but Uatu's big, bald head had to come in and say it's because he "doesn't regret", which is a wombo combo of misunderstanding the character and ignoring the logical "because he's fucking Galactus that's why" explanation IDK. It's real aggravating to keep up with capeshit continuity
>>150357344You meant "couldn't" right.Agreed, Kyoka Suigetsu can't be equalized to a genjutsu, and the hogyoku is supossed to work like spiral energy.
>>150357393yeah I meant *couldn't
>>150357344Aizen has no hypnosis resistance, gg
>>150357367>Uatu's big, bald head had to come in and say it's because he "doesn't regret",Lol what the fuckIf there's a character that can ignore Penance Stare it's Galactus, no elaboration needed.But I guess both GR and Gal jobbed so fucking much over the years writers just don't take them seriously anymore.
>>150357408Madara has no spiritual pressure resistance, so he turns into dust upon even getting near Aizen, GG.
Post your hero having resistance to being turned into a sexy girl.What's that? You can't? Well it's gg.
>>150357367Better excuse for Galactus tanking it that I just made up:>Galactus suffers the effects but doesn't die.>He feels regret for killing so many lives.>He can't die because he is a concept, and an aspect of reality that is absolutely necessary for the existence of everything.>As a part of nature and the embodiment of the power cosmic himself, his power equalizes that of Zarathos and Mephisto.
>>150357408>>150357426The hogyoku can give him the power to be immune, also when one has power spirit energy than the other he becomes immune to all his powers and hax.
>>150357426Only works if they're stronger and Aizen is a WEAK BITCH
>>150357367>DeathurgeI lol'd when BULLYperion, Doctor TORMENTOR and BROWBEATzzer bullied and then beat the shit out of him
>>150357486Aizen is stronger lmao
>>150357486Absolutely wrong.>>150357497He's baiting.
>>150357510I know.
>>150357497Wrong lmao
>smooth drag/bash and whirlwind aerial combos with the Blades of Exile>using Hermes boots to create distance and set Asura on fire>Asura’s ability to break out of being stun locked by releasing Mantra>Asura’s ground and aerial combos are way more dynamic and fluid instead of spamming punches + general power and speed having more impact (you can see him easily creating craters whenever he hits the ground)Wow… it’s like this person actually knows how to make a fight between Asura and (Greek) Kratos. DA’s entire Krasura animation genuinely got shit on hard with 20 seconds of animation from this guy alone.
>Asura actually gets to use Mantra bullets vs Kratos’ Apollo Bow’s arrows, with both countering each other fluidly>Asura uppercutting Kratos into the air exactly like how he does against his enemies>Kratos using the Army of Sparta move to drag Asura in and rain down arrows on him>Kratos using Helios’ head to stun Asura and using BoE to do another game combo to draw out ORANGE blood >ending has Asura pushed into Six-Armed Vajra vs Kratos pulling out the Claw of Hades>Next part will likely have a soul tug of war sequence with Kratos likely sending out soul summons from the CoH to help>Nemean Cestus will have an ORA-ORA-ORA fist clash with Mantra Asura>Blade of Olympus will be last with Asura possibly losing all his arms and breaking the blade to use it with his mouth and gore Kratos’ guts out or Kratos slicing Asura in half Yasha style/decapitating him>If pre-GOW 3 gear is included>Possible Amulet of Ouroboros/Fates for time shenanigans >Possible Medusa’s/Gorgon’s head for stone petrificationKINOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Death Battle could fucking NEVER! It should’ve been Greektos vs Asura. Props to this guy creating this fight.
>>150357574No you
>>150357568>>150357581I think DA was not given enough time to make something faithful to both characters, so he only made generic shonen anime looking mediocre slop bullshit. Also, strongest 3D animaTURD vs weakest 2D stickman RHG CHADnimator.
>>150357490Gruenwald’s Squadron Supreme was so good, bros…
>>150357568>>150357581Whoever did this played A LOT of Greek God if War games. It's one thing to just copypaste Kratos' moves (something you can do after watching like 30 min of gameplay), but it's another to string all ths moves in such fluid combos.Also dat Asura facepunch, classic
>>150357603I never was...
>>150357615It's a shame DC had to rip them off with that "Justice League" of theirs
>>150357574...no longer.
Yorha Toobie.
>>150357441What if my hero can shapeshift back into a man?
>>150357568>>150357581The big thing that fucked Kratos v Asura was RoosterTeeth dying and not being early enough in production to scrap, but not far enough into production to actually finish.The Research Team imply on Discord that it was hell to work on and that they were just glad to be done with it, it had 3 script writers (one of which was an RT employee before RT went under, implying extensive rewrites. DA probably had to completely restart the animation at one point.Kratosura is just the absolute perfect storm.Bad Production, bat matchup, bad research, bad animation, bad script, bad outcome, bad reasoning, just bad everything.
>>150357644I never was...
>>150357619>Whoever did this played A LOT of Greek God if War gamesIt’s not just Greek GOW, the guy actually knows how Asura fucking fights. He’s an aggressive combo fighter whose brawling style is also fluid yet has that impact. Asura fights against a shitload of martial artists and basically always comes out on top because his style is adaptable. The only criticism I would have is I would’ve liked to see Asura used a bit more counters but it’s fine.
>>150357322Could he beat out Yugioh wank?
>>150357672There are worse battles somehow.
>>150357676It’s only Part 1, so we’ll see how the other parts fare.
>>150357685It's capeGOLD so of course it could
>>150357685He can beat Kaibawank but he can't beat Kaiba's autism
>>150357568>>150357581KINOtos
>>150357697Yeah, I hope we see a bit more of Asura’s flexibility and on-the-move counters in part 2. From what was already shown, I’m already very satisfied.
>>150357322Call me contrarian, but I like older versions of Iron Man armor. I feel like oftentimes artists make his outfit too sleek, and it kinda becomes less cool and more generic? Doesn't feel like armor, in any case.
>MOAH can fight with TOBA>main villain of PKJ's saga>ends with a King in Black like event>Hulk smashes everything by Ryan North>from street level to cosmic entitiesBring me SHITly and JOBsday.
>>150357760*Kratos backhands the wretched cuckold Simon across his throneroom, for daring to speak without being spoken to. Even if in praise of his KING*
>>150357774who is the green guy taking credit for bruce's achievement?
>>150357685Can Iron Man get a good solo AAA game, huh? Huh? Can he? That's what I thought.
>>150357772Realistic looking suit of armor>Sci-fi bullshit.
>>150357568>>150357581Fan animations doing a better job than Death Battle? Color me shocked.https://youtu.be/m_CO5BuQ__E
>>150357789.. in the mind of Kratos' male concubine that imagines his BVLL being stronger than SIMONTOS THE DIGGER OF VERSES AND TRUE KING OF THESE HALLS.Biggest bullshit ever, Simon destroys the GOWverse.
>>150357836I saw this happen. I remember it very vividly
>>150357828Simon's a cuck in canon. Kratos beats him up and Simon watches as his new Big Bro rails Yoko and Nia in 990 Million Universes lowballed
>>150357809I binged XCRISX's animations last night, and found the set-up for the fights are infinitely better than DB's garbo>Homelander vs SCP 096>Butcher gives A-Train a USB w/ a picture of Shy Guy's photo on it, under the lie it's supposed to contain information about Butcher & co.>There's actual tension, when Homelander almost kills A-Train prior to Shy Guy showing upContrast this with something like, Iron Man vs Bat Man>Hey Batman, turn off the watchtower>no, fuck you, tony. *proceeds to use the watch tower as a bludgeon later into the fight*
>>150357772This is my favorite Iron Man armor by a lot
>>150357836>The Behemoth, despite being 20 meters tall alien rock monster, is a respectable member of society and is disgusted by the idea of sharing his girlfriend Jenny with someone else in such perverted ways.>The Behemoth believes that engaging in such actions is not love, but a sick and twisted corruption of it that putrifies the soul.
>>150357897>In my fanfiction*fixed
>>150357897But isn't Nia like turbodead?
>>150357897Please accept my concession >>150357922Please accept my concession, too
>>150357897>Simon's a cuck in canon.Absolutely fucking wrong.> Kratos beats him up.Wrong and retarded. You're one of Kratos' concubine.>and Simon watches as his new Big Bro rails Yoko and NiaWrong.>in 990 Million Universes lowballed.Simon is 11th dimensional. kek.>>150357922Kek, Based, Canon.
>tfw your win all of your popular matchups
>>150357940Kratos can revive the dead. And fuck the dead. No seriously he has fucked multiple ghosts.
ENOUGHGODnic and KEKario quotes
>>150357952Cucky Boi watched Big Bro Kamina Sama kekking him and cried like a FAG saying "it's none of my business!" LMAOAOOOIOOOOhttps://files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4Kratos beats the snot out of this cucky loser and shows Yoko what a real man feel like
>>150357953Mumm-rah victim.>>150357958When?>>150357975"We're Sora victims!"
>>150357952Kratos is infinite dimensional, and not a pussy cuckold like Cucky Simonjeet
>>150357988Sora got KEKED
>>150357984>Doesn't know the definitions of cuck.KEKtos the god of shart.>Kratos beats the snot out of this cucky loser and shows Yoko what a real man feel likeWrong.>>150357992Not only that is bullshit, but Simon can evolve to transcend infinity multiple times.>>150357999???
>>150357984Honestly I was laughing the entire time during the "Kamina kisses Yoko and Simon watches" scene. It was so fucking absurd it felt like a start of NTR doujin, like I'm getting MK ULTRA'd with some fan animation.
>>150357988the Nyads>>150357984KEEEKKKKK
>>150357975>Hoohoo! I sure-a hope this-a castle lands somewhere-a safe where it won't-a hurt anyone!>
Strongest US President you beat in a fight? Pre 20th century presidents only.
>>150357988Mumm-rah vict-ACK!
>>150358009No he hasn't, Simon can only grow by incremental dimensions, but Kratos is Infinite Dimensional as is.also he got btfoed by One Big Bang. Kratos' attacks are Hundreds of Millions of Big Bangs.Kratos is infinite dimensional, and PLOWS Nia and Yoko after beating the snot out of this pussy cuck just like BIG BRO used to do LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>150357581To add, the fact that they had Asura’s arms go on cooldown after a huge heavy attack had shown more respect to his character than the entire DB Krasura fight. I’m just genuinely mind-blown how badly Krasura fucked up that one sequence showed more respect to one character than an entire full length fight did. It’s fucking ridiculous.
>>150358016that's because it is.
>>150357953Can he beat Doom?
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*KINGtos pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throatK: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kingtos-Sama?!”Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling greek man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesN: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kingtos-Sama”From the bush:S: “KINGTOS-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS TIME TRAVELLING YOU IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, YOU ARE A MONSTER NO LONGER! Heh heh, I’ll teach him to be a better man after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by greek fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himS: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KINGTOS-SAMA MORE!”
>>150358039Bullshit. Simon can and will always evolve and keep evolving greater than before.>but Kratos is Infinite Dimensional as is.Wrong, made up bullshit.>also he got btfoed by One Big Bang. Kratos' attacks are Hundreds of Millions of Big Bangs.Simon tanked a big bang of infinite universes creating power, infinitely stronger than kratos.>Kratos is infinite dimensional, and PLOWS Nia and Yoko after beating the snot out of this pussy cuck just like BIG BRO used to do LMAOOOOOOOOOOFanfiction bullshit written by a retarded Kratos' cocksucker.
>>150358016>>150358018The "I don't know what cuck means" award goes to Kratos' retarded concubines.
>>150358100>Bullshit. Simon can and will always evolve and keep evolving greater than before.Why did he end up as a nobody with no friends or family?Fucking Deku got a happier ending.
>>150358020KEK.>>150358035Most likely not canon. Nightmare from Soul Calibur could fight Skeletor.>>150358054Kinda kek.>>150358059No.>>150358124>Why did he end up as a nobody with no friends or family?Cuz he wanted to, and the plot said so. He can undoit at will if he wants to.
>>150358100except when it comes to a Big Bang, then Cucky Simon's too weak and bows down like a pussy. Or getting out of his bush and not being a cuck who worships his BVLL oh nonononono>"a big bang of infinite universes creating power"Source for "infinite universes big bang"? Oh wait, you made it up out of desperation LMAOOOOOOOOOMeanwhile Kratos is actually infinite dimensional and shook an infinite dimensional tree.Kratos will be a good big bro to Cucky Simon, only ebat him up once per day and allow Simon to watch and cry while he shows Yoko what a REAL Spartan Man feels like, lucky her
>>150358059Doctor Doom (100% Doomglazing) or Doctor Doom (End of every Doom takes over the world arc)?
Just irl, I too am a Big Bro Bully Bull to at least 50 different simoncucks, who all worship me while I beat their asses and fuck the Yokos and Nias of the world in front of them.Yes I am a Kratos SCHOLAR. How could you tell?
>>150358162I can confirm this is true, as a Kratos scholar by profession I am a Big Bro bull to many overweight midget simonsisters
>>150358059…okay, point taken.But he still wins his most likely MUs against Lord Zedd or Mumm-Ra
so you're telling me, Cucky Simon can't even tank 1 Big Bang?In fact case I'm gonna give Yoko and Nia a "Big Bang" too if you know what i mean...
>>150358162what's this old bitch look so smug for?
>>150358147>except when it comes to a Big Bang, then Cucky Simon's too weak and bows down like a pussy. Or getting out of his bush and not being a cuck who worships his BVLL oh nonononono.Bullshit.>Source for "infinite universes big bang"? Oh wait, you made it up out of desperation LMAOOOOOOOOOMy source is Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann which you clearly did not watch.>Meanwhile Kratos is actually infinite dimensional and shook an infinite dimensional tree.The description seems more about universes and how they look like hanging on the tree like fruits, which are less than 10 and might be infinite in size. EVEN IF kratos what infinite dimensional, Simon CAN AND WILL transcend that. He has an outerversal feat in fact.The rest of your shit is fanfic.>>150358183The big bang in question infinitely stronger than Kratos, kek.
>>150358210he just fucked two 14 year old girls so hard that a nearby bush with a voice like Deku started crying
>BTFOs Eggman>SHITstomps RobotYup.
Simon and Asura will never have this.
I can never understand what warped Simonfags so much.Like, Kratosura at least was hilarious and there's plenty of reasons for asurafags to seethe and for kratosposting.Simonfags and Sonicfags are just unhinged for no reason
>>150354535>Kratos SOLO'd and INSPIRED the cuck from Rent-a-Girlfriend.
I didn't even post here and my name was already uttered in these halls lmao
>>150358224>Takes apart Kamen Rider Build>Cuts Kaiba card collection apart
>>150358224>Be Better ManNah>Be Iron ManYeah
>>150358213Literally happened. Still waiting for you to post a source for "infinite power single big bang", which EVERY other character survived btwthe description is about the dimensions of Yggdrasil, which Kratos shook.Cucky Simon is a pussy, a soiboy, and a cuckold, but most of all only 11d. Even if he transcends again and again, he can only go to 12d, then 13d. Kratos will always be Infinityd, and will always be the one to fuck Yoko while Simon cries like a bitch in the bush and worships him for it.
>>150358224*Phantom Ruby creates an Army of Zavoks*Now what?
>>150358227What is it about capybaras that makes them so relaxed and CUTE?
>>150358228Their self insert is the prototype deku, and a literal cuckold as a major plot element. Of course they're insecure
>>150358224How does the Shellhead do it?
>>150358256They have found their ecological niche with zero competition. There's literally no reason for them to be stressed about anything.
>>150358249Iron Man got blown up by his own missile, and realised the errors of his ways, so what did he do?He became a Better Man. BOOM!
>>150358227>>150358256>LOLbertbarasReddit would be down the halls to the left
J-JUST(screaming with an effeminate voice)JUST… WHO THE HELL… DO YOU THINK I AM?!Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the Dekuesque snowflake with something approaching pity.Kratos(somber)I can tell you are insecure because you are a cuck. Stop this fight, there is no need for unnecessary violence.Simon’s Kamina mech charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But The god of hope does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.With deliberate grace, he readies himself, a punch capable of destroy outerverses.Simon lunges.Kratos waits.And when Simon is but a breath away—Kratos turns his Strikes the Mech.The punch shatters Gurren Lagann like glass, impaling Cucky Simon into the ground. The miner freezes mid-air, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His drills, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, Looks down at Simon, as Simon whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving Simon alone because he is a hero that does not kill when deemed unnecessary.Kratos(soft, solemn)You are a monster no longer.Then suddenly Yoko and Nia come out seeing a superior male. Then Simon collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Big Bro Kratos.Kratos kindly allows Simon to watch what he does with the girls.Kratos withdraws with the girls and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.Only stillness.A Hero stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a world of better men.
>>150358227>Literally the end of TTGL.>>150358237I'm shitposting.>Literally happened. Still waiting for you to post a source for "infinite power single big bang", which EVERY other character survived btwWatch TTGL, literally the source.>the description is about the dimensions of Yggdrasil, which Kratos shook.>Most likely not canon description of yggdrasil from a facebook post.>Cucky Simon is a pussy, a soiboy, and a cuckold, but most of all only 11d. Even if he transcends again and again, he can only go to 12d, then 13d.WRONG! If the enemy is stronger, he WILL GET stronger than his enemy. Like his outerversal feat.>Kratos will always be Infinityd, and will always be the one to fuck Yoko while Simon cries like a bitch in the bush and worships him for it.You done fellating Kratos?
>>150358255TANKS IT!!
>>150358299CAAAAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOONNNNN
>>150354370>Noid is constantly BTFO and neither of his opponents have anything to do with pizza>Pepsiman is completely featless outside of his game, AVGN, and Transformers Kiss Players scaling>Chester has decades of advertisements to pull feats fromChester neg-diffsShame, ‘cause I hate Cheetos.
>>150358224>I >AM>I-AM>I-RON-MAN >I>AM>I-RON-MAN!
>>150358281With his intellect, determination and engineering skills.
>>150358299>AI slop pic and fanfic written by a Kratos cocksucker, which obviously has mental retardation.
>>150358281Being fucking awesome
>>150358311>Absolute cinema intro>mid show with lackluster animationTony was ROBBED
>>150358303You're seething so hard you couldn't even use 4chan correctly through your tears. This is embarrassing, simoncuckpost a single screencap from TTGL saying it's "infinite power" big bang and not just a normal big bang. Oh wait, you STILL can't.If you don't next post, i declare you a liar AND a cuckold just like Simon.Simon's "outerversal feat" is only rising by 1 dimension. Kratos is infinite. Kratos beats him up just like Kamina and makes Simon a cuck just like Kamina (:
>>150358224My HERO!!!
>>150358299ZOINKS! SIMONSISTERS HE'S EXPOSED US AS THE KEKOLDS WE ARE!!!
>>150358299as the KING of /co/, i declare this post...CANON!
>>150358343>couldn't even use 4chan correctly through your tears. This is embarrassing, simoncuckWhere?>post a single screencap from TTGL saying it's "infinite power" big bang and not just a normal big bang. Oh wait, you STILL can't.If you don't next post, i declare you a liar AND a cuckold just like Simon.Factually wrong.https://gurrenlagann.fandom.com/wiki/Infinity_Big_Bang_Storm>Simon's "outerversal feat" is only rising by 1 dimensionNo, it's outerversal, cope.> Kratos is infinite. Kratos beats him up just like Kamina and makes Simon a cuck just like Kamina (:Wrong :)
>>150358361>King of /co/>Is a /v/ characterCome back when you ACTUALLY win King of /v/, Kratos.
>>150358299Oh No No No No No...
>>150358224Is it TIME?https://youtu.be/iFXvBFEZvoY?si=cUnSz9fYuiFivs3c
>>15035832990s Marvel cartoon intros went hard as fuck in general
>>150358369you replied to the wrong person like a retard, that you are>wiki pageOk let me read it for you. Ahem."Infinity Big Bang Storm has the power on par with the creation of the entire universe (the entire existence) "KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKLKKKKratos stomps and cucks your 1 universe cucky boi. If Simon begs then Kratos will let Simon call him Big Bro just like his last BVLL
>>150358299CANON!
>>150358369>https://gurrenlagann.fandom.com/wiki/Infinity_Big_Bang_StormI see nothing here saying it's infinite in power, simoncuck. Actually this wikipage says it explicitly is only able to create 1 universe (a regular big bang)Kratos destroyed 990 Million Universes
>>150358361I declare this post... NON-CANON>you replied to the wrong person like a retard, that you are.Not retarded, I just make mistakes like anyone else.>"Infinity Big Bang Storm has the power on par with the creation of the entire universe (the entire existence) ">Kratos stomps and cucks your 1 universe cucky boi. If Simon begs then Kratos will let Simon call him Big Bro just like his last BVLLYou're so much of a fucking retarded nigger that you didn't finish reading the wiki page. KEKtos the god of shart
>>150358369>usernameSimonbro...you are a namefag no longer.
>>150356305>>150356379>>150356082>>150356042>>150355987>>150355826>>150355746>>150355713>>150355690>>150355569Rent free, I will defeat logos and meet my wife!!!
>>150358413How many of you fucking retards are incapable of finishing what you start reading.FUCK I JUST RESPONDED TO THE WRONG PERSON AGAIN.I have to be better, KINGtos scholars.
>>150358419Retard, you posted wrong AGAIN. Wipe those tears from your eyes little baby you can't see your keyboardAlso your own wikipage says 1 universe. Sorry cuck, i'll go gentle on your gf this time
>>150358413why do they spout such easily debunkable lies? do they feel inadequate and infirm?
Only 1 universe?
>>150358437Dunning Kruger effect. They think their lies will not be exposed because they are low iq and cowardly. That is why they fear the champions of intellect and courage that are Kratos Scholars
>>150358436Yeah I fucked up.>>150358423I never was...>>150358436>Also your own wikipage says 1 universe. Sorry cuck, i'll go gentle on your gf this time.Damn how much of a retard to not see the " As the name implies, it is a wave attack that consists of an everlasting Big Bang-like energy blast. As the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is shielded from this by Lazengann, new Super Spiral galaxies can be seen being born endlessly as a result of this energy being unleashed." and the rest of the page.
This thread proves me. We must accept Kratos into our hearts and become BETTER MEN!
>KraTARDs and SiMOOKs fighting
>>150358398True. People were putting some insane effort in them.
>>150358455>new Super Spiral galaxiesWow, a Big Bang that creates GALAXIES?Galaxy Level Simon gets beaten and cucked too by 990 Million Universe Kratos. We'll find him a galaxy sized bush.
>>150358429>The Behemoth does not know who this robot that looks like a familiar of his girlfriend is.>>150358464Trve.>>150358458Believe in the me that believes we WILL become better men.
>>150358445the Kratos SCHOLARS have once again uncovered the cuckold's web of lies and exposed the TRUTH for all the thread to see
>>150358455DAMN! Watch out everyone this Big Bang made galaxies!
30 minutes before my episode aired, I was brutally sodomized and forced to wear a buttplug for the entire fight, and yet I still won my battle......
>>150358471>>150358481>Name fallacy.Those are empty universes made out of pure energy.>>150358484Kratos...
>>150358484Simon when he canonically let the tranny character Leeron rape him to cope with Kamina NTRing him with Yoko...
>>150358491FUARK! The Kratos Scholars have exposed another of our shameful secrets Simoncucks!!!
>>150358491>>150358498Why are Shartos' concubines this obsessed with gay sex, troonies, and cheating?Projecting much?
>>150358477https://youtu.be/HgBw22bBV74?si=c9Cnv6GDWc9t_fodYOU CAN BEST BELIEVE MEHE'S A MACHO MANGLAD HE TOOK YOU DOWN WITHANYONE HE CAN HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
>>150358507unfortunately for you, cucky simonbro, it's canon in sloppen lagann.God of Hope would never.
>>150358507Kratos has no concubines. all he needs is his right hand
>>150358510>The Behemoth likes the song.
>>150358526SIMONCUUUUUUCKS?????? YOU TOLD ME THEY WERE PROJECTING AAAAIIIIIIEIEEEEEE I'M EXPOSED
>>150358526>Alt multiverse that's not the main one.Also it looks like he might not be Simon but even if he is it doesn't matter bc that's normal for an infinite multiverse, still not the main Simon.>>150358528The retards sucking Kratos' dick are his concubines.>>150358531It's an alt-reality
>>150358526FUARK YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POST WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS AGAIN KRATOS SCHOLARS PLEASE HAVE MERCY
>>150358526TTGL is such cuck tranny slop istg, no wonder Simon gets beat up by Kratos
>>150358526>Simon canonically fused with this version of himself and got the memory of getting fucked in the ass tooWTF MY HERO IS A FAGGOT!>?!?!!?!?!??!
>>150358563Simon was always a faggot.His new Big Bro Kratos will teach him to be a Better Man.
>>150358552>>150358562>>150358563>Shit happens for some seconds.>">Simon canonically fused with this version of himself and got the memory of getting fucked in the ass too"You assumed Simon took it up the ass, what a projection.>>150358572>AI slop.
Famished, Simon...?
>>150358572KEEEEEKKK and canon
>>150358572As the KING of /dbg/ I declare this post...canon!
I legit didn't know about the alt verse where Simon is a fag and now I'm genuinely mad.
>>150358510Who is this guy supposed to be even? I've seen him posted several times already.
>>150358586I find funny how it has devolved from half assed arguing on something barely resembling actual powerscaling to straight up shitpost and shit.
>>150358590It's not that he's a fag, but fag with absolutely horrible taste.
>>150358572Yoko can't help it, her entire setting is made up of effeminate loudmouthed betamales. Kratos is a Spartan and the first Masculine Man she has ever met, she wants that Infinite-D
>>150358586>Shovel Knight victim>King of anything
>>150358590That guy is Yoko's cousin, he's mindbroken and letting Leeron fuck him to compensate for Yoko cucking him.
>>150358608>i find funnySimonJEETS...
>>150358593According to the archives:https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/XL9/https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/Excelsior/
>>150357772>>150357900My personal favorite is the Superior Iron Man suit.
>>150358612>>150358617Thankfully that ain't the main reality.Infinite universes means infinite possibilities that are realities. In some other universes all of us are faggots with bad taste, simply because that's what the nature of the multiverse dictates.>>150358622I'm not Indian, I'm italian. The correct sentence is "I find it funny" no?
>>150358593Jennyfag who gets upset whenever his wife gets ROCKED like the WHORE she is
>>150358572>>150358614"EW! I think Simon likes it!It's so tiny you can barely see it. No wonder he worships Kamina so much, he'll never be as much of a man as Kamina is, let alone have a smidgeon of your infinite power KINGTOS, that's why he's always copying Kamina while he pretends to be himself!But he knows no girl would ever choose a little ass-kisser like him over Kamina, and especially not YOU! All he can do it pretend, and watch Kamina cuck him, like he's about to watch you cuck him.You like to watch huh little cuck? You like to worship Kamina and cry while he takes your girls? Kingtos! Punch this bitch in the face again and me and Nia will suck your cock in front of him! Yeah beat his ass, what a Fag!Now say it again, say Kamina-Sugoi! Say “Row Row fight da Powa!” Say one of the Great and Powerful Kamina-Sama’s catchphrases he loves to say while he fucks me in front of you, cucky Simon! Kamina's the best right? Kiss Kamina's ass while I suck Kingtos' cock, cucky worshipper!""
>>150358631The Behemoth prefers saying "making love to his beautiful girlfriend girlfriend" and not calling the love of his live a whore.
>>150358614women are always upgrading, and unfortunately for cucky simon KINGtos is the most powerful being in any medium. As he is HOPE incarnate, and HOPE triumphs over all
Wow TTGL is getting worse and worse. First Simon is a crybaby, then he's a manchild who permamently lives in his brother's shadow, then he's a cuck, and now he's a FAG? How can it get any worse?
THE GOD OF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>150358646next time i'll expose how he's also a Bejitabro
>>150358572FUARK
Gigi and Bejita is all that matters
Okay this has indeed turned into a circlejerk of retarded Kratos' concubines making up fanfiction.>>150358646Most of the shit they say isn't canon anyways.>First Simon is a crybaby,For character development.> then he's a manchild who permamently lives in his brother's shadowFor the character development.> then he's a cuck, and now he's a FAG?Not canon.
>>150358649>>150358645>he is hope incarnate>but he fears ROCKS
>kill a bunch of innocents, don't care>kill another innocent victim instead of his evil witch mom, but this time pretend to feel sad about it>become "le god of hope"
>For character development.Gutsfags say this as an excuse for him getting bred by BBC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Fa7iNJ2aAhttps://files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4Attention everyone, before we watch Kyle vs Simon Death Battle, I have to remind you who the world's Greatest hero isHis name is Big Bro KaminaWho the hell do you think I am?Row Row fight da powaSUPER TENGEN TOPPA GIGA DRILL BREAKEERRRR!!!Hey, guys, have you ever heard of Big Bro Kamina?You wanna watch him cuck me?Wuh-What are you doing? NO!
>>150358672is getting raped by an adult as a child really an anti-feat?
>>150358667This is the guy they are fellating. Giga Drill Kekker.>>150358672I see you call "excuses" to anything that's a valid and factually correct answer which you can't argue against.>>150358675Shitpost.
>>150358676When you can't poop normally afterwards it is. Aids is a huge nerf too.
>>150358682and who said Guts cant shit regularly?and if he had aids, he wouldn't be buff, he'd be a withered husk
>>150358644Yeah! My wife is the first JENuinely elected ms. /co/ for a reason!
>>150358694Guts got raped by feral niggers. He has aids and incontinence.
They'll always try to deny, deny, deny. They made all sorts of excuses, hopping to the next after the last was exposed. "D-didn't happen!" Lie. "S-Simon was never in love with her!" Lie. "S-Simon's too young for her!" Lie.Never let them forget it. Simon's a cuck. and he worships his BVLL.https://files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4
>>150358696He looks breedable
>>150358698>raped by feral niggershe got raped by ONE civilized niggaand if he had aids, he wouldn't be a buff swordsman who swings around a lump of metal like it's a piece of paper
>>150358672Eh, honestly the unending Griffith wank is much worse. >B-but he's a member of the Godhand! And also really heckin smart! And has infinite loyal followers and and andI don't fucking care. It's just not interesting to watch him be a bored faggot who oneshots everything again and again and again and again, especially while Guts isn't allowed to get a W in anything or against anyone who isn't a jobber.Fucking Ganishka was a cardboard coutout of a character but even he was more entertaining.
BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!
>>150358714as the KING of /dbg/ i declare this post...Canon!
The Behemoth is interested in the story this robot guy he doesn't know talks about his wife, whoever she is.
>>150358701>>150358714Fanfics, copypastas n shieeeeeeeeeeeet.
A cuck, Simon is. No respect for him, I have. Very embarrassing, it is.
>>150358735Factually wrong.
>>150358735YodaCHAD, we are all listening.
I love BBC!
>>150358743Lying faker.
>>150358743He really did say this lmao.
>>150358735Yoda is omniscient by Force scaling so you're right and neither do I.
>>150358749No I didn't, that's a faker.>>150358753Why did Yoda lose against Mickey then?
Like absolutely all us Simonbros I LOVE watching my gf taking BBC while I cry in a bush and tell myself it's none of my business. Then I worship Tyrone and call him 'Big Bro'
>>150358748>>150358760Don't listen to him, I kneel before the GIGA BBC THAT DRILLS THROUGH MY WIFE'S PUSSY!
I just ate some scat for the first time yesterday. It was fucking lifechanging.
>>150358761>>150358769You faker/s, why do you say these things, what do you win with lying? You wrote those things yourself, the admission of the faker is only valid for him.
I'm such a happy cuck! Big Bro Jamal sugoii!!!
>>150358777ROW ROW DO THE IMPOSSIBLE FIGHT DA POWER!can't bring back nia from the dead tho or anti-spiral sama is gonna kill everyone...
Y-YOKO—N-NIA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHADDY BIG BRO SPARTAN???https://youtu.be/NBCT0-y4e-s?t=155
BBC worship isn't a hobby or a lifestyle. It's my religion.
So we are all just people with nothing better to do than write such things.Anyways all that the faker say are true for the fakers, not the real one.This means you're all cucks and such. Don't know where the pride to say those things comes from.
>>150358803Simonbro btw, I'm trans.
>>150358803also I forgot to mention i'm a cuck that's why I self insert as Simon
>>150358803One last thing, all of you HAVE to try out eating scat once in your lives. It's amazing!
Fine I admit it, Kratos whoops Simon's ass without even trying, Simon can't even tank 1 big bang he'd beg Kratos for mercy and call him big bro.I was just jealous because Kratos is a King and a chad while simon and i will always be betamale cuckolds...
Also did i mention that i am gay
I payed Wiz and Boomstick with my body to buy the death battle win. Simon can't even time travel, they were planning to make Kyle go back in time and fuck Yoko just like Hal would have done
My parents are so disappointed in me.
i pay my local Kratosbro to beat the piss out of me then fuck my girlfriend while i hide in the potted plant and cry
>>150358847...and it was quite possibly the best day of my life.
I would be ashamed of myself if I was all of you fakers, nothing better to do is a joke.
>>150358855...but i admit that all of these posts are me because all of us Simonbros are cucks like our hero Simon
>>150358833I love using reddit btw
My favorite subreddit is r/cuckold psychology.
My Wife's Boyfriend bought me a Nintendo Switch yesterday
Like really not even going to sleep of taking a shower? 4chan and loser is truly synonymous.>>150358865The real me is transphobe and permabanned from reddit.>>150358862Admission from a faker only affects the faker.
I speak like a crazy ESL btw. I am extremely brown. I am proud too.
EnoughSimon is HIMHe represents the indomitable human spirit
Here's an actual clip of me and what I look likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eNVLUFUerk
The reason my english is so bad is because I am Pajeet and my stench drives women away from me
>>150358882Kratosjeet finally accepting himself.>>150358886I'm not surprised that Kratosfags are like that.>>150358893Kratos fans and Asura share an amazing amount of similarities.
I am an adult fanboy of Gurren Lagann because like all Gurren Lagannbros i have a 1-inch penis
>KRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOS
I get all my political opinions from South Park
Kratos broke me.
>>150358909Yup. I am mindbroken. I firmly accept he's a better man.
>>150358907I pity this faker.>>150358912Kek and Non-canon.
>>150358915>>150358922Kratosfags opening up in real time.
I'm kind of like Brief, we both love jacking off to our wives getting fucked, we are even made by the same studio
Hang in there Kratos, you are number one!
I want to bury myself in some fat guys' juicy asshole and sniff all their farts upon my nostrils!!!
>>150358935Who tf is Brief.>>150358941You guys are getting weaker on the shitpost.>>150358944Kratosfag no one asked you about your fantasies.Out of joke, do you guys realize you WILLINGY choose and write things like that, BY YOURSELF? My dignity and self-respect are not that low, damn. Writing gay shit for a joke makes you the clown, not me.
>>150358960https://psg.fandom.com/wiki/Brief
>>150358960>You guys are getting weaker on the shitpost.Holy fucking ESL. Fuck off.
>>150358960>My dignity and self-respect are not that lowYes they are, Pajeet.
Mmmm~ i love drinking Kratos' cum from your pussy condoms yoko!
When I was 5-7 years old my cousin (20) would beat me up on a regular basis. At one point, he even stuck his penis inside of my mouth. He even showed me porn and got me addicted to it! I imagine bro doing all of this to simon and it makes me so happy.
>>150358975>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WRITE YOUR SECONDARY LANGUAGE PERFECTLY OR ELSE... OR ELSE WE ARE GOING TO KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT SUCH AN UNDERSTANDABLE MISTAKE.Nigger, YOU fuck off.>>150358970I don't watch that shit.
>>150358979No, I'm not like you.>>150358980You don't have any self-respect.>>150358986Same goes for you.
Fuck! Fuck! Yes!!! Kratos-Sama!!! Puh-lease keep DILATING my whore of a dead wife nia's pussy! I'll drink all the cum dripping from it!
>>150358996At this point I pity you losers. Lay off the porn and clean yourself, please.
Bro-sama... Please be gentle... I'm still a (anal) virgin. AIEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE POUNDING ME RAW? WITH NO LUBE? SO I COULD HEMMORAGE FROM YOUR BIG COCK AND DIE? AIEEEEEEEE THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BETTER MAN.
>>150358986>>150358980Pumping...
YIPPEE!!! I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEK!!!
>>150359015Okay, the scream is funny. Reminder that NO ONE but YOURSELF wrote such gay shit.
It ain't a party without the BBC
Brock from Pokemon may be a simp, unlike Sanji, he'd actually hit a woman.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08qlELlj0PgWhat do Kratos chads think of this?
>>150359113Part of being a better man is worshipping women. Never hurt them. If they want something they GET IT. Lick their feet after they're done walking. Understood?
>>150359113The violence ends here. He must be better.
>>150359130Trvke
>>150359130This is a "Kratos chad". Kek.
>>150359130This is a Simon fag falseflagging as a KratosLORD.
>>150359159Nah, a faker said "Trvke" already and all fakers are Kratosbrowns. Too late.
I HAVE to admit it. Whenever I read a yabadabadoo post my clitty starts getting hard. I can't help but pump it to the image of krillin as he explains how much of a cuck he is. I don't even need to see the girl or bull, just the cuck humiliating himself.
>>150359174I still don't get the flinstone thing in those cuck posts.Coincidentally, both those cuck copypastas and Simon slander are factually wrong.
You guys think Liquid Snake vs Wesker could be entertaining?
>>150359214Depends on how much of a stomp it is, still probably more fair Wesker vs Agent Smith.
>>150359214Liquid wins if they give him REX.if not then Wesker wins because of uroboros shenanigans
>>150359238Wesker has MvC scaling
>>150359243Crossover scaling is a meme
>>150359243Multiversal Ace Attorney…. Holy fuark
>COME ON BABY PUSH! YES! LET ME SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL LITTLE HINDU FACE!>YABAA DABBAAAAAA....>WTF? THIS BABY IS WHITE? THIS IS A GREEK BABY!>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM AND USED THAT?>BECAUSE YOU WANTED A BABY WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE?>YOU WHORE! YOU LOVING WHORE! I'M RUINED! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY!
>>150359243Liquid has Smash and PSABR scaling
>>150359289>Liquid scales to KINGtos
>Super Sonic
>>150359334Still wild how much shilling was for Solo Leveling anime, how it was epic kino peak aura, and then one day there was complete and utter silence. No threads, no memes, no shitposting. Nothing.
>>150359350because it was FOTM gook sloppait will be forgotten while shit like DBZ, Naruto, Batman, Superman etc will be remembered 100 years from now.
>>150359350Never buy into hype. It's all astroturfing and shilling. Semi related. You would be surprised how many things in the 1960s USA were psyops by the CIA. It's all insane how people can just be controlled like cattle.
Interesting, but can Kratos defeat the M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank?And I'm not talking about the M1A1 equipped with pressurized NBC system, rear bustle rack for improved stowage of supplies and crew belongings, redesigned blow-off panels and M256 120 mm smoothbore cannon.I'm not talking about M1A1HA+ which added new 2nd generation depleted uranium armor components and digital engine control either.Hell, I'm not even talking about M1A2 with the commander independent thermal sight which has the ability to, in rapid sequence, shoot at two targets without the need to acquire each one sequentially.I’m also not talking about M1A2 SEP fitted with new, second-generation gunner's thermal sight and upgraded third-generation depleted uranium armor components with graphite coating.I'm definitely NOT Talking about M1A2S Saudi Package.I'm talking about M1A2 SEPv4 with full TUSK II kit, third generation FLIR, improved laser rangefinder and color cameras, advanced meteorological sensors, laser warning/detection receivers, directional smoke grenade launchers and integration of the new XM1147 advanced multi-purpose tank round.
>>150359364>doesn't mention GODvelHmmmmmmm...
>Control F Kratos>400 results
>>150359405You're right.Spiderman, Hulk etc will also be remembered 100 years from now.Meanwhile, maybe at best, some old, decrepit zoomers who lived to be 100+ might remember flickers of Gook Leveling lmao
>>150359417He WARPED us.
>>150359378Only if it is covered in human skinhttps://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/custom-m1-abrams-vs-ultramarines-warhammer-40-000.366822/
Who animated Hulkly? Even if the custom Hulk was a bit weird, the fight had some of the best cosmic scale choreography and environmentals.
>>150359472I liked the model better than the Rivals Hulk.
Kratos won this thread.
>>150359487>>150359487Migrate.
sonic won this thread
