If you could decide what the canon, definitive, final Simpsons flash-forward would look like - Who would Bart's gf/wife be?
Lovejoy's daughter and him were basically made for each other, he's just suddenly really autistic and ooc compared to every other episode in that one.
>>150360238Jenda was by far the best. I can't imagine anyone else being Bart's wife. It would be interesting to introduce her as a regular character on the show.
>>150360238A girl who can best appreciate his big ass
>>150360259Huh? Bart was totally in character in that episode showing he doesn't cross lines
Isn't it canon that he fucked that 15 years old? She tried to convince him that he was the father when she got preagnant.
Bart will literally die mad about Laura Powers, none of these other girls except maybe Cletus's daughter will have anything close to that honour.
>>150360659No, Bart makes some joke about if kissing gets women pregnant - They didn't fuck.
>>150360608Better off a girl who has a big ass.
>>150360238One of the twins, but it's left unclear which one even though she's in the whole episode.
I haven't watched Simpsons in years, is that one in the bottom left of a crack whore showing Bart her tits real?
>>150360259The entire point of the episode is literally that Bart is an All-American Dennis the Menace lookalike with a heart of gold and Lovejoy's daughterfu is a cat killing tier weirdo freak.
>>150360699Or maybe they can smush their big asses together
>>150360718yes, he even says "they are just like my dad's"
Bart was absolutely awful to Cletus's daughter after ~2.5 episodes, stretched out over multiple seasons which made it seem like there was going to be an actual sailed ship - He deserves to be alone.
>>150360699Which of Bart's girlfriends would you say has the better/bigger ass? I'm stuck between Jessica or Nikki.
>>150360238Milhouse
>>150360238Ednahttps://files.catbox.moe/nnaxdp.jpg
>>150361265Possibly Jessica
>>150360699Looks like she's wearing a diaper
>>150360742I can fix her
>>150362195More likely that she's like Lisa, in that her upper body is normal but her butt is overweight.
>>150360238One thing is for sure. This needs to be canon in the end, no buts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ07q86WkjUAnd it shouldn't be some lame thing like Lisa took pity on him and appointed him. I want Bart to have legitimately succeeded in the end.I don't think his wife needs to be some girl he knew as a kid. Have some random (sexy) broad.
>>150360699I need some Nikki butt (maybe fart) porn.
