Who the fuck can beat Bane and his narrative altering physical strength?
>>150385148Nemean Lion rulesOnly his own fists are cappable of hurting him, so Batman will need to make Bane punch himself.
>>150385243>Bane punches himself>This increases the force of his narrative punches
>>150385148Who cares? Shit is DC Metal Batkek levels at this point
>>150385148Being shot in the head
>>150387011Snyder could save basically any character from that fate in mainline universe, I don't think you understand the power his cartoony ass writing has in the absolute universe.
>>150387011>bane tenses his muscles and makes the bullet deflect
>>150385455>he can punch himself in specific ways to give him more abilities
>>150388325>Bane Punches the bullet and makes it go back to (you)r head.
I can't wait to see how ridiculous Absolute Joker is since Snyder said compared to Bane, his threat level is "off the scale." He's gonna be batkek levels of stupid
>>150388325>Absolute Cia tries to shot Absolute Bane and throw him out of Absolute Plane, but Absolute Bane tanks the shot.
>>150388548Absolute Kino
>>150388542he's gonna be le unpredictable and a keikaku master just like batkek
>>150385148Damn, I gotta read this now.
>>150385148Absolute Batman can't hurt him.But Absolute Man...
>>150385148Flex Mentallo can.
Was getting caught part of his plan
>>150392980absolutely
>>150388548KEK
Bane is the scariest guy I've seen in my whole life
>>150385148
>>150385148Bain.
>>150385148Yujiro
Absolute Bane vs Younger Toguro
>>150385148Killer Croc.
>>150385148Chris Benoit spamming German suplexes, eventually Bane dies from his own body weight crushing his neck
>>150385148>>150393875Undefeated. A man that Gotham trully needs
>>150385148Superman can
>>150393715bane punches him so hard his shoulders shrink
>>150385148Apparently Bruce now has the same Venom delivery system installed that Bane does. Which is strange because I thought Absolute Batman was already on some form of Venom, maybe his own brew or something and that's why he is so big. Anyway, is it known whether this Absolute universe is a shared one or not? Like, this new Superman who is fighting Ras Al Ghul, could he in theory come to the rescue or is the Absolute trinity each locked in their own separate universal prisons?
>>150393875>>150393905>Bane punches Benoit so hard that he immediately goes to kill his family and then himself from the brain damage
>>150393085https://youtu.be/IQsyzYapNzk?si=zdWRXQ8CyEgpIGx5
>>150385148Bane is like 0-3 against Grundy.
>>150385243oh... that's gore... that's gore of my comfort character...
Silly
>>150394487its shared, the first crossover is Absolute Evil which is between the villains of the Absolute line
>>150385148Blane
>you merely altered the narrative>I punched it into existence
>>150396083I checked it out. Absolute Evil #1 is written by Al Ewing who happens to be the same guy writing that obnoxious new Green Lantern book
>>150385148Absolute batman is absolute dogshit.
>>150395087he tanked that btw
>>150394501>Bane immediately dies from a heart attack after being possessed by the spirit of Eddie Guerrero
>>150395087What the hell is this from?
>>150397247No!
>>150385148how does he hold that gun?
>set up Ark M>just have Bane mutilate them in ridiculous ways with his bare handsthat is just retarded
>>150388542He's just going to be Super Epstein
>>150396961I don't "get" Superman Prime.
>>150385243spike his venom
>>150400773Every one of Batmans rogues gallery will end up in Absolute Batman by people getting their entire gimmick punched into them by Bane in increasingly goofy ways
Balls
>>150400773>>150404149The image of Absolute Bane being this combination of Popeye and Baki, that punches people into villains with the power of the edgy toonforce, is the best thing that has ever come out of the absolute universe.
>>150398253>the sprit of absolute bane posses the sprit of edie
>>150398276DCeased: The Unkillables
>>150400800No that's who Ollie is fighting
>>150396083Man, I'm not looking forward to all these crossing over.
>>150406884same. Id rather they seem concerted fighting against darkseid in their own ways but under different unrelated fronts
>>150388542I think they’re gonna pull a Judge Holden with him
>>150400773They already used it to introduce 5 villains. Shake it up a tad
>>150407083Same. While I sort of like how Superman is dealing with Ra's' Al Ghul in his run as it's a new angle to things, it's also hard to imagine any of Batman's threats still staying that if he ever partners up with the other Absolute supers. And it kind of muddles the desolation and alone-ness that each has in their story already knowing that they'll all just crossover anyway.
>>150394487>Apparently Bruce now has the same Venom delivery system installed that Bane doeswhere's this from? or do you mean the one in Alfred's hallucination?
>>150408566No. Those green veins
How does Bane punch Jervis Tetch into a Alice fixated pedophile?
>>150392996based creepcaster
>>150408566He had surgery in issue 10, which added green veins to him
>>150385148He's 10 feet tall and 1000bs or whatever. Why doesn't anyone just shoot him?
>>150409499>He's 10 feet tall and 1000bs or whateverYou try shooting a fucking juggernaut who moves faster than you can pull the trigger. Just shoot a guy bigger than a Tank on your own, smartass.
>>150406198>Absolute Latino Heat
