Damn....
>>150388929Almost based but he ruined it with the tattoo.
>testement
>>150388929>this is someone's hero
>>150389036KEKAROOO
>>150389036DELETE THIS!!!!!!!
>>150389036k, b, c
>>150389036KWAB
>>150389036>I have to let them rape me or else they'll know I'm Superman... >AIIIIIIEEEE MY ANUS CANT TAKE ANYMORE SAVE ME BATMAN CHAAAANKWAB
>>150388929Did people make these unironically?
>>150389775They had radio waves infected with Kryptonite that rendered him powerless (but not in a state of Kryptonite poisoning.)
>>150388929If you can't learn to not be a shit bag from Jesus Christ, that's God choosing you for Hell.
>>150388929If Moore wasn't at odds with DC, maybe he'd worship Superman too
>>150389849>radio waves infected with Kryptonite
>>150388929Superman is currently a weird topic to broach, he's basically become a "pop-culture religious symbol", in that now people are "converting" and treating him literally like superhero Jesus, I mean literally a hopecore messiah, instead of just another superhero, which is both nice and concerning
Anyone ever wonder if the ancients had similar autistic arguments over their heroes like we have today?>Heracles is just dumb power wank, Odysseus is the GOAT.
>>150390124It was completely different because hero folktales varied from places and they lack copyrights so anyone could make a poem about Heracles that centuries later it's taken as a myth. Superheroes are corporate pets
>>150389880No, Alan Moore wouldn't worship Superman because he's smart enough to know that Superman isn't a god.
>>150390124>>150390209The ancients would also edit their stories frequently. At least some portion of Zeus rape adventures were older Italian tales with their old gods replaced by Jupiter.
>>150390209>Superheroes are corporate petsThis.
>>150390124I'm sure they did complete with autistic fights over canon and catty snide shots directed at people they disliked. People bring up Lancelot and Galahad essentially being French wank additions. Look at Indian mythology and there's a lot of one upping of each other. Old gods become the punching bags of new ones and eventually forgotten. Or you get new interpretations that mix up influences like this cultural exchange resulting in Heracles becoming the guardian of the Buddha.
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>>150388929Superman is punk rock
>>150388929To be fair, it's a pretty good character.
>>150388929Tell us again how trannies are perfect little angels that do no wrong
>>150388929> I get my beliefs from the corporate goyslop made for childrenWhy are americans like this
>>150395153>there's no planet Bi thought there were infinite earths
