Where we watch new fans make up theories about early homestuck while we wait for the pilot(Pic related is new speculative designs about the beta kids, fanart by Hussie)
this is my fuckin thread noww
rough sex with Lily
>>150397551All hail King Eridan
i like sburb.exe
Nerd holding up finger
>>150397579jobber troll from a jobber caste
>>150397579>>150397592Carried by predestination.
>>150397579Condy's a babe and 3/4ths, would commit genocide for.
Dorky ass demon boy being revealed on Page 666 is really funny
>>150397554Very true.
>>150397575Sis should molest Kiki
>>150397660Strilalonder drew and posted that on their baraag
>>150397647built for lesbian kisses
>>150397504What porn should I make with these
never forget what they took from you
>>150397917Dave is a self-insert for a shitty author and you shouldn't treat him as anything but such.Jade deserves much better than this. Literally any character that's not a flavor of strider is instantly better.
>>150397917but how do you have any drama when a character has good supporting parents?
>>150397992Anon if that was true , dave and dirk would be double troubling on vriska by now.
>>150397554
>>150398100Also while making this shitty meme I remembered that we already saw Nellie (the new Prisounebound girl) in Space Days. I don't think I said it in here but when I first read SD I was like "Oh, that's totally a troll from Prisounebound"
>>150398100>lily>the cooler lily
>>150398186Which one is cooler?
>>150398023
>>150398200the new reader lilystill would older lily
>>150398023>character is surrounded by people with shitty parents and starts to wonder if her situation is actually just as bad and she just doesn't realize it
>>150398256She does bounce crazy style while New Lily does [gets replaced by Rose]
Now and always, I love JadeRose.
>>150398291They are such good moirails
>>150398023That people are unable to understand that you can have character drama without it being related to marriage or bad parents is telling. No wonder nuStuck is such a shitshow.
>>150398023By dealing with the real problemA shitty worldThe world does not deserve your respectIt is not your parent's fault it's garbageIt started as filth deserving of your ireIt needs to be brought to heelOr cleansed in purifying fire
>>150398122cutecant wait to see how unhinged she is.
>>150398200Space Days lily is cooler because she bounces crazy style, shes probably a pro at it too
>>150397592um back the fuck off us????????
>>150398023>Sburb starts up again>Ruby realizes her parents lied to her this entire time
>>150397579Why was Vriska drawn so fucking ugly in this part, not that it mattered since the comic had already gone to shit by then. Just wondering why they coulnt even bother making her look even okayish.
>>150398307Do you have any proposals for possible alternative conflicts?
>>150397992>and you shouldn't treat him as anything but suchI can fix him.
>>150398537What took you so long to reply?
>>150398517How about the fact that there's still a world destroying videogame out there? Or any other number of external conflicts.Remember how initially all four main characters got along with each other and had other sources of drama (like Rose mourning her dead cat)? Remember how it was still entertaining?
>>150397992>Dave is the shitty author self-insert>Dirk is the shitty fan self-insert that thought they were a Dave self-insertWe can go deeper
>>150398591I wish Rose lamenting about her relationship with her mom and her never playing the rain got more airtime but the plot was starting move along pretty fast at that point
>>150398591>world destroying videogameUniverse creating*
>previous generation are good parents (minus Dirk) to their kids>run off to fight Lord English and Caliborn as per the masterpiece>disappear, leaving their kids to pick up the piecesBoom, HS2 premise done. Don't hire me Hussie, you can't afford me.
>>150398591>Rose mourning her dead catThat doesn't seem like the deepest source of conflict, I think you can admit. In fact, I think the kids had a lot of these low level hangups that got resolved when the story progressed (John and his dad's clowns, Jade and her colorful reminders, etc) because it's a coming of age story. Either the adult characters would have to backslide into their childhood pathologies (which ironically enough is what John's story in Candy is all about) or it'd have to be what drives a new generation of kids, which just feels like a rehash.>external conflictsFunnily enough, the HSBC writers and Dirk agree with you, seeing as that's the trajectory the sequel is going in now.
>>150398674>characters would have to backslide into their childhood pathologiesThe epilogue writers literally admitted they did that.
>>150398612Except she did, didn't she? Roxy is her mom, her interactions with Roxy (and Roxy's story with B2Rose) are an elaboration on that relationship.
>>150398674>That doesn't seem like the deepest source of conflictHoly fuck get over yourself.
>>150398311>The world does not deserve your respect>It is not your parent's fault it's garbageBut her parents are the ruling gods, isnt it kind of their fault regardless?
Upd8https://beyondcanon.com/story/860
>>150398739To be fair they only came to rule the planet after several thousand years.
>>150398695All of them? Rose's problem was stuff that developed in her during her time playing Sburb, her fatalism over being a seer.>>150398719I'm just saying! There are plenty of YA fantasy series out there, hundreds of works that tell the story you're looking for, and many of them are pretty great at it too. Why does Homestuck have to be one of them?
>>150398739Let's be real they didn't have much of a choice on what it was going to be they had to make due with the debris of the last one.
>>150398697Even with ectobiological shenanigans I've always had a hard time accepting them writing the alpha kids as the beta kid's parents. They repeatedly say they are their parents but they're really just brothers and sister projecting their angst on each other
>>150398758Don't care
>>150398796That's the point, though. Imagine being able to meet your parents when they were younger. Wouldn't that give you a deeper understanding of who they are as people, and make it easier to contextualize their role in your life?
>>150398762>>150398788I dont remember what Yiffy said exactly and im too lazy to check, but wasnt her monologue in the vents about how someone thst doenst put the work towards what they want doesnt deserve respect? Skipping 5000 years ahead to live comfortably instead of doing something to guide your world seems like the definition of that
>ly'lacs likes cow and chickenworst girl
>either way yiffy has daddy issues, just in the opposite direction
https://youtu.be/OexEJFXnpNU?t=5934
>>150398834Not particularly, their role in my life was an extension of that time and place for both of us. Who they were before is a thing to realize existed, but actually being around them during that time wouldn't change that relationship, just start a new one.In a way, that's actually more incestuous than clone siblings. They're just long-lost family, but this is actively rewriting parent-child dynamics with a new mutually teenaged paradigm.
>>150397554She looks like she puts Troll men to sleep.
>>150398758It’s good
>>150398929>slutty daddy's girl prep school yiffy who has to reconcile her mother's insane slutty genes and uncontrollable lactation with that natural strider prudeness We were robbed
>>150398766There are so many stories about such banal stuff because they're relatable and really do cut deep. Now I admit I would love if they touched on more esoteric problems, like that they are elemental gods by the epilogues but even when coming to terms with the breadth of their existence it's those very banal beginnings that define how they interact with their aspects, a starting point as they transcend that shouldn't be forgotten or trivialized.
>>150398954This
>>150398954I mean, Homestuck as a series is pretty preoccupied about incest and saying things about it, so you're kind of on the money there. Sburb as a whole is pretty incestuous.>Not particularly, their role in my life was an extension of that time and place for both of us. Which is exactly what Dirk and Dave talk about when they discuss B1Dirk.
>>150398758Ly'lac's taste in cartoons remains awful.
>>150399008>relatableAs far as I've experienced, that's a marketing buzzword.
>>150399127I don't care, dead pet connects with me and I know it connects with plenty others.
What was with the part at the end where jasprose gets mad that davesprite fused with nepetasprite because she wanted to fuck her, and davepetasprite's response is like "well when you think about it I'm part troll and incest isn't a thing for them, and you're part cat which is a species where incest is normal, so, ya know, think about that"?
>>150398758It took me longer than it should to figure out that ~pth is 'til depth.Also, was that a satyr? And finally, a character with what appears to be a symbol on their shirt?
>>150399328Post retcon's kind of a disaster huh
>>150399380It's not like Strilonde conversations with weird incestuous angles were all that new, though.
>>150399048Cow and chicken is kino thoughabit
>>150397504
>>150399418Yeah but back then they were funny.
>>150399418Yeah but this one left it up in the air almost as a possibility, like Dave was trying to convince her it was fune
>>150399328Hussie wanted to hint that Dave sprite and rose fucked before
>>150398208Ah, but don't you remember that Dad forced his son to be MASCULINE. That's why he's becoming June Egbert to stop the abusive father.
>>150399467Even ironic anti-dad propaganda is not allowed here.
>>150399438Beautiful Amporas
>>150399421no it wasn't it was fucking wannabe Ren & Stimpy But Neither Funny Nor Clever.
>>150399504Its also just not working because Dad would be proud anyway, this is the same guy that still went with the whole Jester obsession just to support his son.
>>150398537>>150399508post more parenting
>>150399554
>>150399554Homestuck needed more Gurren Lagann content
>>150399554*covertly films him for adult men to jack off to minutes later
>>150398758if the satyrs' design doesn't have anything else going on but horse ears on humanoid body i'm gonna freak
>>150397917what was the full text in that dialogue pic
>>150398931Why would you watch a 2 hour video of some guy playing creepypastas
>>150399643
Holy fuck! Did you lads see that peak?! Mallum and Ellith WILL be fucking tonight
>>150399698>implying they haven't already done sex rp over trollian
>>150399652because it's 30 minutes of red vox's lead singer slowly being driven insane by bing bing https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/soundeffects/images/1/1d/Woman_Shriek_Sound.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20220414205244
>>150397709Are you sure? I can't find any Sis art
>>150399666The wild thing is that this written before Yiffy's full name was even revealed.
>>150399460Well it's not just Dave anymore, it's Dave and Nepeta, who has no such cultural compunctions
>>150399467No the point was John is trying to force himself to be masculine like Dad. He is trying to be like his dad was but he's not.
>>150399915
>>150399956>He is trying to be like his dad was but he's not.He failed the moment he let his facial hair grow
>>150399666>Dave got her lunchables.You were doing so good Dave, and then you went and did this.
>>150400121Lunchables is a childhood staple. If he hated her he'd get her Feastables.
>>150400162Oh right i mixed the names up, was assuming he did mean feastables.
"Yiffy gets mold in her lungs" was a weird subplot of act 2, didn't quite get it.
“Yiffany gets teen pregnant” was a bold direction to go in act 6.
>>150400320Just like her mom!
what will the new readers think when they find out rose got pregnant from dog penis?
>>150400320Yeah and the whole "Harry is the father" was especially weird considering theyre esentially cousins
>>150400491They won't get that far as it will be quarantined as illegal literature in favor of a more kino direction to come
>>150400491Probably "damn that's kinky"
>>150400491Vizie is gonna retcon that.
>>150400539>esentially cousinsThey're literally cousins, though Harry is also her uncle.
>>150400491All post-Act 7 is canonically non-canon, don't worry about it
>>150400610>Harry is also her uncle.Thats why I said esentially. It gets worse once you realize Tavvy is also Harry's uncle and Vrissy is Yiffy's half sister, which connects the four kids in the weirdest ways possible. Its incest all the way down.
>>150400679Clearly Ectobiology sooner than later ends up turning a family tree into a fucking family circle.
>>150400679>Vrissy is Yiffy's half sister,Damn, Dave fucked Kanaya???
>>150399570>dave expecting to father one single child>gave gives birth to a litter>this is way too many for dave to managecute
>>150400903As the god of time he is, honestly, the most qualified to micromanage an infant pantheon.
>>150400903timeloops son. infinite naps.
>>150399573honestly you could tell a new reader there's a character who pilots a mecha strife specibus and it sounds believable enough in line of the comic
>>150400923>Doomed timeline Daves keep coming in to help babysit the damn kids.
>>150399610do it for the vine
>>150400995>New Objective: Convince the Missile Strife Specibus is real.The time window to pull it off is shrinking, but theres still a chance.
>>150400952thank god they're eternally young
>>150400912I like the fan consensus that jade is tallest girl
>>150400998Just shove him in the incinerator once he's done.
>>150400912i fuckin love bimbos
>>150400912Goddamn it that is a perfect Jade.All the girls look really good in this one but that's just the best combination of cute-Jade and strong-Jade. 10/10 would give puppies.
>>150399328That was the least weird writing decision Hussie made in that shitshow of a final section. Hussie has consistently thought incest is funny since day one.
>>150401785And probably thinks so does with HS2/Beyond Canon since you got the pairings like Harry/Vrissy being vaguely incest ala cousin relationships (even if one is adopted). Same if people ship Ly'lac (who might be Dirk and Rose's daughter) with Vrissy.
What did they do with her after this
>>150401891Pretty sure trolls eat their dead
>>150401899Kanaya got FAT since she is the only troll there.
>>150401891They raped her corpse. Is that what you wanted to hear? Freak
>>150401928I don't want to hear it I want to see it
>>150401922She just drinks the blood.
ETA on the pilot?>>150401142still find it surreal the comic has fanart
>>150400679yiffy having a incestous foursome…
>>150402098"Possibly not September".
>Character named Dave>Has time related powers What the hell were the odds of it?
>>150402183Sandevistan is not a time related power, only perception related.
>>150402210Now your just Splitting hairsFrom the users point of view the world slows down
>>150402256Anon, thats not even a application of time powers ever used by Dave, that one feels entirely unconnected.
>>150402256this is like saying Mr. Fantastic has space related powers cause he stretches
>>150402316There's probably a comic that uses that idea for him
>>150402316>this is like saying Mr. Fantastic has space related powers cause he stretchesbad example anon
>>150402183Come on anon, this is tenuous at best.The only cartoon that can be compared with Homestuck in any way that makes sense is Amphibia, everyone knows that.
hello everyone, i love you all!!! i hope everyone is having a great night!!! :D <3>>150402183i have a crush on both of them... :p
Funny thing yesterdayI was driving a date home and this came on my shufflehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSCEC0lYTzkShe asked what was playing and I briefly explained what Homestuck was to her.She looked at me like I was some sort of geekHoe successfully scared off
>>150398307Do people still draw fanoffspring? I thought BC basically killed that as a thing.
>>150403093At this point it would be in spite of BC i reckon.
I need her.
>>150403183post-HS femdirk is built for rape correction while HS femdirk is built for lovemaking sex
>>150403183Dame is so fucking hot
>>150403183name her mental illnesses
>>150403861might as well chuck the entire DSM-V at her well of issues
Does anyone have an image that was posted a few threads ago? It was some sort of diagram for an Alternian 'psionic nuke', basically just a drop pod full of mirrors with a chair in the middle. Thought it was a neat worldbuilding thing, but I was on mobile so I forgot to save it.
who up huffin poo
>Next batch of pages is back up on the site>Nobody mentions it
>>150404311I mean, I've already read the damn comic like 5 times already, so I don't really keep track of it besides checking in on what weird headcanons the new readers have.
>>150404311The newgens have discovered Rose
>>150404400So nice, so normal, so unprepared for how terrible a person she will become in the not too distant future
>>150404400Just a coincidence they guessed a different flower name?
>>150404425>the not too distant futureare you talking about post canon? because the bad things she does there are over a decade away, unless youre just referring to act 5.
>>150404603odds are a good chunk of the people in the newgen chat are just roleplaying newfags, but Im sure some of them are genuine
>>150404910>sealioning, but as a fan
>>150404400wait til they start getting trolled
>>150404910I did think it was a little odd they assumed all of the kids needed to have four letter names. But then again, the kids had user submitted names that ended up fitting that pattern anyways?
>>150395643>and the biggest, most impossible threat is escaped by stepping outside of the universeAre you referring to John’s retcon powers? They aren’t a very good analogy given he remains a material being inside paradox space, despite being unstuck from canon.Just another case of Hussie being a hack I guess.
>>150405147nta but I think he meant how they just genuinely leave the session LE was in and head to the next universe
>>150405138No, he means them quite literally leaving the Medium for the new Earth as Lord Englishs getting a McGuffin thrown at him by Vriska instead of directly going to fight him.
>>150405178Honestly, in a way i did like that idea because what better way to stick it to the Super Manchild than to just fucking leave while he´s playing Dream Bubble Janitor.Its not exactly exciting and left it in a boring way, but still, kinda funny to just go "Yeah, fuck clearing the Super Boss, we finished the game."
>>150405178>>150405220Heading to another universe would just exchanging one prison for another. So it still doesn’t really work, in fact it works less so.
>>150405330It obviously does given that universes not practically tailored to birth Super Pimp Satan.
>>150398023Wha-Are you fucking high?There are a myriad of ways to get drama that does not come from familial dysfunction.
>>150397504who're these douchebags?
>>150403093BC galvanized them out of spite.
>>150405472beeg jade :)
>>150405494Eight foot tall divine mother Jade...
>>150398291>>150398303Moirails with benefits.
>>150405542>suddenly remember it's Onee-sanFUCK FUCK FUCK, I WILL NEVER LEARN JAPANESE WILL I??????
>>150405675idk, maybe it's just me, but i'd prefer an oni-san
>Check the Jester Quest fan panel event>Someone's made a 3-page string parodying Troll Romance Quadrants>The NINE Leprechaun Romance Charms>Love>Luck>Laughs>True>Tricks>Treats>The explanation is so long, autistic and convoluted that it makes Leprechaun Baby Jester cryLmao. This shit is gold.
>>150399878Scroll a bithttps://baraag.net/@strilonder/114334781003323595
>>150405716>Someone made an actual, playable fucking game>For a meme event>Provides the panel as an 8 minute long video posted by Viz Media to make fun of what happened with the official siteJesus christ these people have too much time on their hands. Also peak shit.https://ignoblepalm.itch.io/jester-move-on
>>150405342So, essentially, the kids are escaping a higher reality to live in a lower one, because the higher reality is inherently flawed in such a way that spawns Super Pimp Satan.This is a complete inversion of gnosticism, which would be clever if it was actually Hussie’s intention but I sincerely doubt he’s that smart. At least not by that point in time.Especially considering there are Cherubs born inside each universe.
>>150398758We've fully left canonesque territory and are just embracing being a high-budget fanventure, I take it. I like Ly'lac, and I like this more than literally everything that's come before it. Genuinely, I like all the new characters and worldbuilding...it's what they're doing with the original cast that hurts.
>>150405760god bless mass unemployment
>>150403093there's a fankid comic as one of the officially approved comics on the forum
You guys think jane and karkat would hatefuck to see who dies first if they had no one to fight their war?
>>150405973He means kids of the characters, small difference there.
I am thinking of going to a con as karkat with a terezi bodypillow with this image because I think it would be funnyIs this idea fucking stupid? Is it a bad idea?
>>150406039You'd get people angry because you're not a yaoi softboy for Dave
>>150406051Karkat is for Nepeta.
>>150406039Could be funny, you can usually still find a homestuck herd at any con
Hussie is now into mpreg (inspired by another newgen meme)
>>150406309>Hussie is now into mpregAlways has been.
>>150406309My brain collects bad memories like a voodoo doll collects pins, and this one's more of a nail
>>150406309Homestuck can lead you to some strange places
>>150406365Homestuck is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural...
>>150406389Yeah I'd consider mpreg unnatural.
>>150405675sburb.exe is so cute sometimes
>>150406309I blame Toby Fox for this
>>150405902The jump in quality from when Ayshah farah et. al. got the boot from the comic and the new team took over is fucking incredible
>>150406520Visually for sure, the new art team is great, I'd argue the writing has had lower lows though.
>>150406520I know, it went from 0/10 to a 1/10, that's an almost infinite increase in quality, mathematically speaking!
>>150406572That's a fair assessment, I've found myself forgiving of the writing at times because it's basically just officially sanctioned fan fiction and occupies the same place in my head as other fanworks do
>>150405988That's also what I meant.
>>150406309ah yes, thanks for reminding me that this fucking abomination exists and was frontpaged
>>150406627I think that's a good way to look at it. Epilogues had some significant involvement for Hussie, and as a result captured the character voices a little better. But this is just off the rails spin off.
>Hauntswitch will never existThis is a crime against humanity, one that I never intend to forgive.I wanted to see Dammek uncritically buying into every single on of Jude's conspiracy theories about a secret immortal cabbal ruling earth from the shadows because it's basically just his actual real life on Alternia.Fuck Hussie for fucking up so hard on development for Hiveswap.
>>150406398Unless said mpreg is eridan in a dress then it is completely halal and kosher
>>150406733how tf did a homestuck character become the first image for mpreg
>>150405570>'Rails with Pails
>>150406972what kind of sick freak would fuck their own moirail, have they no shame?
>>150406901tumblr. it was tumblr.
God bless 9/11
>>150399421it gave me a vore fetish so it's bad, actually
>>150407303why did porrim cause 9/11 bros
>>150407798Needed a good backdrop for a selfie.
Caliborn is the best
>>150407798because hillary clinton lost
>>150406516I still don't get why toby made that, I keep gathering more context and it makes less sense
>>150408373someone said he made it to spite the outrage over certain fanart/ships being made or some shit
>>150406309>rubs his belly.>Son, im going to be so proud of you.
>>150407095What if your moirail was running behind on bucket quota and you're their only chance to not get culled? You wouldn't pale pail then?
>>150408417>Starts aggressively sweating at the mere thought.
my mom is my moirail desu
>>150408608Your mom thinks I'm her kismesis
Is this the next thing, am I on the right site??
>>150408657>thinksis she wrong?
>>150408810yup thats the right site
>>150408417>>150407095Yeah, Anon, what kind of fucking friend are you? It's like you don't even want your buddy to survive past puberty.
>>150408945That flamingo topiary tacky I ain't taking it back.But I did just see her head outside with some gardening shit so guess I'll finish my drink, whip it out and go tell her again. Either I'll trim her bushes or she'll whack my weed but either way we'll know for sure.
>>150406065My man speaks the truth.
>>150408810>warning tags for rapping, economy, trickster mode, and babieshaha whut>clown dynamics, fridging, super pacswhat do these even mean>detransitioningjune?>diapers, ovipositioning, body horrorok I'm starting to get scared guys this isn't funny anymore
>>150408810what the fuck
>>150406039Go for it. Defend your daki if they try to destroy it. I have an Eridan bodypillow and wanted to cosplay as Roxy and carry it with me.
>>150409439Oh don't worry, it's fucking garbage but at least pretentious halfwits will defend it.
>>150406039Not going as Gamzee?
>>150406039>cosplayingbased>joke cosplayingdouble based
>>150408389Wasn't it because mpreg was banned on the mspa forums and the album was just him taking the piss out of the whole situation?
>Larry
>>150409522yeah that's what I heard
>>150409439Yes, thats just the Epilogues, best not to think about it.
>>150409303>what kind of fucking friend are you?I thought the issue here was NOT being a "fucking friend"?
>>150409458I don't remember the name of this comic but the edits from /g/ with the Sophisticated Computer User is hilarious to me, didnt know there was homestuck edit lmao
>>150410335i don't think they have a name they're just kelly comics from the onion
>>150408417>>150409303If my moirail is that pathetic, I gotta get myself a new moirail, not enable this current loser
>>150409522Mpreg is beauty
>>150410439That's not very 'Rails before Pails' of you, Anon.
>>150410439>pathetic moirails
>>150410439this is the sort of mindset that led to the ampora incident
>>150410495>the ampora incidentDo you know how little that narrows it down.
wipgonna draw all the kids and beta trolls eventually
>>150410542>Rolled up sleevesHOMO
thirty more of these, please
>>150410589>>150410595New one of these just dropped the other day.
>>150410611Man, is it a art joke that Terezi has to be on the bottom left?? kek what a whoreImma be on the look out for more
>>150410632No clue, but i do love that Nepeta by default stands out as Comic accurate.
>>150410568wait. cause he builds stuff and does mechanic things!
>>150410589>>150410595>>150410611I need the baseline template of this image so I can make more one day
>>150410668It's this
>>150410668There's no "baseline template" sadly but you can have the original
>>150410689>>150410686holy shit this is not what I was expecting, lmao
>>150410703Checks out though that Evangelion of all would spawn that once you know. This is what 30 years of shipping does.
>>150410589Terezei gulped.Gamzee shook.Dave fell to his knees.John knelt.Nepeta laid at his feet."Yes Karkat." They said in unison.
>>150410487tiny ellith. puny girl
>>150410589>>150410595>>150410611They are all good
>>150410733The one in the back is clearly meant to nod in approval and utter "All as it should be."
>>150410766you're right, should've picked up on that
>>150410487I love my little rustblood troll gf
>>150410801>Alastor getting fraud checked yet again.Keep em coming.
good afternoon everyone!!! i hope everyone is having a great day today! :D
>>150410817the nice thing is when she expires in a year or twwo you can just get another one
>>150410842absolute Eridan trvthnuke
>>150410841uh jade i think you put the wrong shirt on after last night
>>150410842wwhat the fuck is a year
>>150410841shes a walking talking elephant foot
>>150410841pulled jury duty today hope I don't get picked in jury selection but fuck it guess I'm going terezi mode on this law and order shit
Three weeks late but here's the fanexpo homestuck photo
>>150410963jakehood is a spectrum
>>150410963'miring that extra princely dirk's 'fit
>>150410894hmmm!!>>150410943what could you possibly mean by this? :?>>150410956you got this anon!! just say something incredibly racist and theyll pull you out :p
>>150410963bottom left Aradia, my beloved...
>>150410439The reason they're running behind is because of you, they stayed up all night helping you deal with that little problem, remember?
>>150410995Shes positively glowing. With beta rays
>>150411079actually, if my memory serves the elephants foot in chernobyl emits mostly gamma and alpha radiation not beta!! :p
>>150411095dumb science nerd
>>150410995>just say something incredibly racist and theyll pull you out :psadly the plaintiff and defendant are as mayo as they in this case so expounding my prejudices won't work this time around
>>150411104stupid anon.. you win this round!!>>150411109darn, maybe you can act like a crazy shithead and piss all over the defendant? :O
>>150411109Show up high
>>150411120This is the dumbest idea you've had in weeks!!!STUPID STUPID STUPID.And yet the punchable face of the defendant...It beckons.
>>150410963i've been trying to get /fit/ so i can cosplay equius one of these daysthis is partially an excuse to try to talk to cute aradia/vriska/nepeta cosplayers
>>150410963>Everyone looks either gay, retarded, and/or uglyFits the fandom pretty well.
>>150411244as a gay ugly retard, i'd say i fit right in :p
>>150411162[S] USE FRAYMOTIF: BRILLIANT LEGAL SHENANIGAN
>>150411244except aradia. sweet beautiful aradia…
>>150397992>dave is a self insert for the author Not so fast
>>150411311https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kIWxoxipdo
>>150411422kino
>>150411350pretty sure caliborn and calliope are meant to be two sides of the fandom itself
>>150410963AHHH I WANNA COSPLAY SO BAD WITH PEOPLE
>>150411621>the /hsg/ cosplay competition will never be realprobably for the best but it sure would be fun to cosplay with other anons
>>150411621who would you even cosplay
reminder that one of the most evil things hussie has done is ruining meenah’s reputation by having her fuck vriska
>>150411682I don't even like meenah but it was genuinely fucked that she got with a 13 year old ghost vriska
>>150411693Don't worry, he included numerous disclaimers before that point that she had been a 13 year old ghost for a very long time
>>150411657the black king (A2)
>>150411682She seemed delighted to hear her counterpart in A2 was a genocidal murderous dictator, I don't think she's meant to be an unambiguously moral person.
>>150411656thats a lot of equiuii… and one larry.
>>150411781I must get jacked right now to cosplay picrel
>>150411811why does he have fish nets on his face?
>>150411760Yeah, Meenah has always been a shitty person. Her alt-self is space Hitler. I thought this was obvious.
>>150411682>>150411693I was under the impression ghosts still age
>>150411858>500 year old loli vriska
>>150411827I guess it just feels faggy when people don’t even talk about that and more so just that she banged vriska once
>>150411910We also don't talk about the fact Karkat dreamed of being a part of the space conquering army when he was younger as well and respected Condy for conquering the galaxy
>>150411781it's all fun and games until the larry cosplayer is actually a /k/ommando and brings a whole ass milsurp rocket launcher
what if pedophilia is not illegal on alternia tho
>>150411980>
>>150411980SH3 W4S S1X SW33PS 0LD Y0U S1CK F4CK >:[
>>150411980I mean on Alternia? Probably not. And anything that Alternians might consider pedophilia probably wouldn't happen much because adults and children are segregated anyways, you go into space when you become an adult.
>>150397504should i read homestuck? its a bit old and moldy but i heard many praises to it
>>150412059There may be a kerfuffle for doing so
>>150412085yeah sorry i have no idea what that means and too lazy to google
>>150412123It is a mysterious saying. There is no explanation, just wind and specter drifting by
>>150412145gotcha
>>150412059Don't pay the schizophrenic molester any mind. Give it a shot. Fair warning, it's a really long story that changes a lot throughout each part, so the story you started with and liked/disliked may not be the same halfway through.
>>150411602He literally dresses like her before killing his character off so calliope could take his place as the weird space god creator. Everyone likes her despite her not being interesting or helpful or relevant, and then she cucks John and takes roxy. Sounds exactly like hussie to me.
>>150411827Yeah but the narrative doesnt treat her that way. She says shes a bad person but still commands respect and gets to be the leader AND gets to come back from the dead. there really is no punishment for a majority of the female villains for some reason.
>>150410963I wish there were more homestuck cosplayers in my country. There were barely any at the biggest con a few months ago
>>150412059That's your own decision to make. I obviously like it, but it's not for everyone.The official site is back up after being unusable for quite some time, but it's doing a re-release of the comic so you can't read all of it right now, but you can start there. You'll probably have an idea if you want to read the rest before you catch up to where they are now.If you want to read it fully online:https://homestuck.kici.moe/https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/If you want an offline copy:https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collectionAnd here are some mirrors for the assets:https://www.mediafire.com/file/r5qt9byxu4h3ej9/The_Unofficial_Homestuck_Collection.zip/filehttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1gqOlCRRcQEJe1X1Rghhg_AzM8yEJeexl/view
>>150412225>there really is no punishment for a majority of the female villains for some reason.Funny.
>>150411656>>150411657ideally I'd love to go as dirk or roxy. I'm probably more suited to do a feferi or nepeta but would sooner try vriska, mituna, or femgamzeethough I'm not picky, I just wanna have fun with people
>>150412059>its a bit old and moldyNo, don't read it. Leave.
meenah did nothing wrong
>>150412211I saw it as this: calliope is the wholesome side of the fandom. I don't think hussie at all sees himself as a cutesy polite uwu girl. caliborn is the other half, you know the one. hussie cosplays the cosplayer for ebin ironies
>>150412225Probably a sign you shouldn't think of the story as a series of trials in which each character has their soul weighed against a feather and given a reward/punishment based on how they measure up.Also Condy does get killed and every iteration of BQ gets iced in every universe. There actually aren't that many female antagonists. I guess the Handmaid, but she also spends an eternity slaved to LE and killed by Condy.
>>150412229thank you ill give it a shot
>>150412225gamzee literally got away with everything. karma isn't really a theme in homestuck
>>150412204Emails> Fair warning, it's a really long story that changes a lot throughout each part, so the story you started with and liked/disliked may not be the same halfway through.The hell kind of description is that dude, do you even experience anything while reading stories
does honorary hsg have a place where they tend to hang out outside of thread
>>150401038this image reminds me of those :the game: series on newgrounds
>>150411781everyone wants to be larry, but not everyone can BE larry. ya know?
>>150412584dave vriska jade and....?
>>150412852squigo vallens
>>150412584no, gross
John + just about any grey lady = perfectly reasonable ship.
>>150412988who
>>150413256nobody knows who she is and assumes someone else invited her
>>150410943>shes a walking talking elephant footIt's called a camel toe man, jesus.
>>150412412>Vriska paralyzed Tavros, torments him throughout Sgrub in a way he can't fight back on, then stabs him through the heart and throws him off an asteroid-cliff (and mind-controlled trolls to march into her spider-mom's jaws)>Vriska gets to leads the ghost army to kill LE and gets a massive redemption arc, gets a child named after her>Gamzee kills Nepeta>Entire fandom loses its mind, he gets locked in a fridge for years and is only brought out for A) comic relief, and B) terrifying explosions of violence
>>150413331
>>150413445I think this is glossing over how fucking mad people were, and still are, about Vriska. There's a reason 'vriscourse' was a term.I think the difference is that Vriska, as much as she postures as the machiavellian trickster figure, is just a huge poseur. She either bullies lowbloods (easy targets) or shoehorns herself into events that were already predestined. She's a #fakedemon.Gamzee, as a servant/component of LE, is actually about that shit. He's there raising Caliborn, creating Lil Cal, doing all sorts of things that actually gum up the works and originate nowhere else but with him, purely out of love of the game.I think it's pretty telling that Vriska comes back in the epilogues on her old spidertroll 8ullshit and then basically immediately gets molested by Gamzee.
Your name is Alan Hankson, as was previously made clear in threads of yoreYour hobbies include GAMES, JACKING OFF, and posting on 4chanYou enjoy DARK FANTASY, guns, and are an avid fan of the 2009 webcomic "Homestuck"Unfortunately for you howeverYour life and fate are entirely dictated by posts on /co/What will you do?
Classpects are cool
>>150413744>Alan: switch N and L places in your name
>>150413744>Alan: Pick up your rifle and look out your window in a tacticool way
>>150413744>Alan: Shoot Charlie Kirk
>>150413795>You can´t shoot Charlie Kirk as Charlie Kirk has already been shot.
>>150397575I want to impregnate big sis fukuoka
>>150408810FUCKSEND HELpi sMELl buRNT TOAST FroM ReeEADING THis ALL HELPP
>>150413744>Alan: GET A JOB, FREELOADER
>>150413445Tavros deserved that, the only person that Vriska harmed in a way they didn't deserve was Aradia.
>>150411980>having sex with wigglerspretty sure as you as you got busted...well busted a nut on one or in its mouth. they would freak out and kill your ass/give you the deep long succ not enought to kill you. no they would keep you alive for as long as possible cutting off your arms and legs keeping you in a pit. Doing horrific shit to you daily then sucking you nearly dry yet again to put you into a state of near death complete weakness and absolute pain Also finally got around to reading Gios latest blogpost>lol>lmao even>Trusting Hussie
>>150413744>>150413779You stare out the window holding your rifleThis town... Its safer because of youThe WORLD is safer because of you>>150413941NeverWhat next?
>>150414142>Alan: Research about the National Debt of America
>>150414142>Alan: go COP your promised FEEL for playing the SHITTY PROJECT GENESIS CLONE
>>150414331I love the implication that this takes place after they won
>>150413744Alan: i will take a quiz on what my classpect is when I play sburb
>>150414349I didn't think of that, but that would be funny. I had to check the panel where she promised it, and it turns out she said "play with me," which would happen when she connects to him as his server player, and not "play the game," which he would have done by connecting to Rachel. Whoops.
>>150412059>should i read homestuck?No.
>>150414142>investigate UFO settings on computer
>>150414142Giant Rat: Enter to consume organic tissues
>>150414142>Alan: Fondly regard Demon's Souls poster, it was the game that was there for you when nothing else was.
troll ear
Newgens have discovered trickster mode
>>150415424I feel like john is overtaking dave in this newgenconomy. Guess well need to wait and see how they both get adapted because john looks like he’s going to be adapted better.
>>150411980I alternia is like 99% children so, probably hard to enforce anything
>>150411936You'd be surprised how easy it is to buy the empty shell of a outdated air to air missile
>>150415472makes perfect sense zoomers would like john more than dave bet they like jade more than roxy and will hate all the shit that happens to her
everytime im forced to see june egbert artwork i feel an angel losing its wings
>>150414142>>150414859Demon's Souls...Peak>>150414385You already know your classpect...What is your classpect?
>>150415716Faggot of Hearts
>>150415716uh Mage of Heart
>>150415716Lord of (underpants) Heart
>>150415748>>150415756Do any of these really fit Alan?
>>150415716Prince of Time
>>150399418But at least with the early ones there weren’t 2000 pages of convolutions that preceded them
>>150415716Page of Heart
>>150415716Seer of Space
>>150415716Thief of Rage
>>150415424what do the newfags think of PS's office? considering you can't even read it at the moment
kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PapEk2lUhdc
>>150399620Obviously they're just a bipedal version of ponies from MLP, that's why some have horns and others don'tThere will probably be winged ones too
>>150416725The superior webcomic
>>150416725Which characters wouldnt fuck a sex swapped version of themselves?
>>150416725what the fuck thats awesome
>>150416784Ace Dick
>>150415716Bard of Breath.
>>150413445deserved for killing dear sweet nepeta
>>150415897YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHTWhat next?
>>150415716mage of life?
>>150417175them undies pretty high up into box canyon
>>150417252shut up racheal he's still not putting pants on
>>150417284Rachel *is* half the problem. She gets way too distracted whanever he's with those robin-ass clothes
>>150417175Test rizz powers
>>150417175>>150417252Yes they will beAs they shouldUnfortunately, you've to actually go god mode yetOne of these days...What next?
>>150417432How is everyone else, anyway? Still being lame?
>>150417432>Alan: Harass the DYKE
>>150417432>heartshaped cowlickabsolute cinema
>>150410963>Hottest one is the lone Aradia cosplayerIt's like poetry. Only the beautiful and successful truly understand perfection.
>>150416725Did... Hussie make this?
>>150417551ngl I would that Doc Scratch and the Sollux right above Aradia, regardless of their gender
>>150417175>page of heartHahahaha look at this weak-ass nigga. Literally fucking useless.
Sollux's afraid of Dave stealing his girl with no knowledge of the fact that Dave has been the model cuck of Homestuck since like 2010.
>>150417979Forgot the context
>>150417432>the game is actually overHardstuck: Beyond Climax. Anyway>Alan: Call Sprite
>>150417993>HardstuckI meant 4stuck.
>>150418000Where did that anon go anyway.
>>150417985I went to check other names and what the fucks does John have to do witht his?
>>150417985Robo Dave is neither depressed nor apathetic, he is Act 1 Dave.
>>150417432Call both Rachel and Maiko
>>150418083misgendering wow
>>150415716Knight of doom
>>150418125They pretend he's trans to troll him
>>150418065He said he hadnt updated in a week a few days ago
>>150417432>>150417451>>150417465>>150418111Yeah you should probably check in on Rachel at this pointYou would check the viewport but you're reading through a thread right now, which is evidently more importantYou already got her in the game in RECORD TIME with your perfect directions and Sburb knowledge
>>150418174>The entirety of the adventure, from playing Sburb to traveling universes and defeating evils >It was just his friends trolling him>One big elaborate prank>It's time for Lord English to make his final stand>It's just fucking Ashton Kutcher in the Cairo Overcoat>He yells "punk'd"
>>150418403>"so my father is alive?">"no, we actually had to kill him, you know, for the bit">"oh..."
>>150418384You are now Rachel, staring at whatever the fuck this thing isSeriously what the fuck is it and why is it wearing a blue shirt?
>>150418480Throw bottles until it goes away
>>150418480>Activate STRIFE
Question. Since Rachel and Larry are the Rose and Dave here, do you think one of them has an older bro/sis
>>150418480GO GORILLAHANDS RACHEAL MODE ON EM
>>150418480>Rachel: STRIFE
>>150418558here me out
>>150418959collect my 8 pages type guardian
>>150418959Is she also a wankbrain
>>150418959I see the vision but I see her more as a despondent avoidant parent than a sister for some reason
>>150419228get her away from the little lad, he's in danger
any mspfa that has good lolis?
>>150419633KGTAC technically does but Its just jade
>go a fill out that Sburb popularity poll thing>realize the question I asked would not be able to make any sense to the character because the game I asked about came out almost 10 years after the comic takes placeFUCK
i hope the new readers get the authentic experience
>>150419633Anon, that should not be your signifier for a good story. Just go on baraag or smth. Anyways, Lily from Space Days is pretty cute. Moonrunes has drawn porn of her too
>>150420096it's my signifier of a story that has characters which i can see myself growing attached to. also lily is indeed cute. reminds me of sburb.exe's abby at a glance
>>150419152Whynotboth.png?Despondant avoidant sister who pretty much became the parent after Alan's real parents, I dunno, went out to get milk or some shit.
>>150397504what is funny is that people assume these designs were made by a new reader. in reality its phorbol. knight of grimdorks
>>150419109topkek
good morning everyone!! i hope everyone has a fantastic day!!<3 :D
>>150420747Thank you Jadenew Jade
>>150420747So if Jade has ears on top of her head does she just have really long ear canals that wrap around her brainwhat about the side of her head is there just flat skin there now that must look really weird
>>150420852im a little confused!! :o what do you mean "new Jade"? >>150420885if i had to make a personal guess, yeah, that sounds accurate scientifically off first glance. also, with god tiering, you do get to somewhat choose your ideal appearance!!! :) for example, when jake god tiers he removes his tattoo and vriska gets her body parts back, so id imagine there wouldnt be "loose skin" it would just look like there were never ears there to begin with!!! :O
>>150420965New drawing
>>150420976oh, cute!! :D
>>150420747Hey Jade!How much mass would a penis need to collapse into a blackhole?By blackhole I mean your assAnd by penis I mean my penis
>>150420096Moonrunes is a pedophile?
>>150421192I'm sure she's aged up. But also the comic itself does multiple sex jokes about her so I don't even know
>>150421192nigga are you twitter clique spy or what?
>>150421192Do not complete that search action, brother.
>>150421216Are you ESL?
>>150421192>Porn of trolls who are the same age>"totally okay!">Porn of human character>"REEEEEEEE"Anon this place is full of loli porn by technicality what the fuck does it matter
>>150421235what? met a word you never saw before?
>>150421241So, is that a 'yes'?
thats awesome and all but where do i find the lily porn
>>150421265Look for moonrunes' posts on aco
>>150421192bait use to be believable
>>150417560Fanmade by this person. They do a great job imitating Hussie's art style.https://www.tumblr.com/nictelsm/786976464823336960/probably-as-much-of-a-forced-meme-as-arrow-to-the
>>150421319He drew sexualized art of a child character, correct?
>>150421339just wait until you find out how old all canon homestuck trolls are with porn drawn of them too
>>150397504test
>>150421339maybe. maybe not. he drew a lot of different stuff for different people
>>150421339God draws sexualized art of child characters when puberty happens
What child character should I draw porn of next?
>>150421833Yourself
>>150421833Barack Obama
>>150420243I'm sorry you need a pre-pubescent girl present to feel a connection to another human being. That's kind of disturbing.
>>150421192>guys just because he draws infants and babies being fucked by penises>DOESN'T MEAN>he likes little girlsLolifags unironically should get the rope. Why does he draw children having sex if he doesn't like children having sex, you fucking degenerates?
>>150422129not him but I've drawn lots of stuff for people that I'm not personally into. I don't kinkshame or mind is all. it's just fun to draw and also make people happy
>>150422129Why are you a fan of a story about children flirting if you don't enjoy watching children flirt irl
>>150422129What a mindspace you haveIs all this some kind of metaphor? Is the “baby” your potential to have attention? Which you're trying to steal from him by tantruming about him? You can start getting attention when you stop behaving like this.
>>150422129This is the most black and white mentality to fucking have. it's a drawing anon. It's not real. You're a virtue signaling faggot for nothing
>>150422129based
Alright guys lets not make a new thread just yet, there's a QnA for the Pilot in an hour. Let's wait for that one, okay?
Has anyone heard of P.O.C.DIt stand for "Pedophilic Obsessive Compulsion Disorder".It's a form of mental disorder where the person has a compulsive fear/obsession about themselves thinking about Pedophillia. Being a pedo is you thinking about fucking kids. P.O.C.D is you thinking about you thinking about fucking kids. "Oh my god! I dont want to think about me thinking about fucking this little girl even though when I look at her I dont feel any form of sexual interest towards here. Clearly this is what being a pedophile is about"
>>150423040where do we watch the q&a?
>>150423057It'll be on the official Vivziepop youtube accounthttps://www.youtube.com/@SpindleHorse
>>150423086awesome, thanks anon
>>150423040imps don't show up until act 2, are we going to see more than act 1 in an 11 minute pilot?
>>150423123Probably not? That image was drawn by Hone, the art director, when the pilot was announced but it's not "official" art, y'know?
>gamebro will probably also be omitted and thus mituna's joke theme later on if picked uplame
>>150423123Probably going to get a flash forward preview of the I ps near the end Ala "well at least nothing too weird is going to happen." And then it John-boy fighting imps with shaving cream
>>150423405>That isn't even in the top 20 for weirdest things that will happen.This fucking comic, man.
It's out>>150423645
