Oh, hello there /co/
>>150400479A fuck now I'll never f-
>>150400479Ok, first of all, it only works if you say the entire name. He cant get you midway thru saying it, that's counter to his entire schtick. Second of all, why do you zoomer fucks always add a hyphen or some dumb shit? As if, what, Candle Jack was curtious enough to give you a chance to *indicate* to everyone he's taken you from your keyboard? That makes no fucking se
>>150400479Remember that time the Warners siblings sang your name and nothing happenedWhat was up with that?https://youtu.be/lcGbMhwWoKM?si=himxDe1WtcC0Pft3
>>150400479If you make Candlejack say his own name would that make him take himself away or does he
>>150400479Been a while since i last saw Candlejack in /co/. I miss when-
>>150400925He don't want the smoke. Can't blame him honestly.
>>150400925Jesus anon this is Candlejack we're talking about he can't just disappear kids to some island like Donald Tr
>>150402438You do realize Candle John first appeared at a summer camp right?
>>150400823This entire thing is fucking retarded. What am I supposed to believe that Candlejack grabs you, looks at your screen, does the captcha and hits p
>>150402538>Jack is just a familiar nickname for JohnYou bought yourself time, nothing more
>>150402438You just had to go and bring politics into this huh?! Not even scum like Candlejack would derail threads like th
I'm gonna go to /trash/ and Candlejack off to pon--
I wonder if Candlejack is friends with Lord Moldybu
Wait, that's Candle Jack? Oh fu--
Oh, one of these threads, it's been a while since i've seen a Candlejack threa
>>150404338>>150404338
The way to beat La Bougie Jaque is to get creative. Think outside the box, try to strike him before he gets to you, or better y
>>150405466Sorry I don't speak French. Could someone translate what this fella said?
>>150400479Fake fan, you failed big time.
>>150400552you have to say Candlejack's name you fucking newfa
>>150400479Oh great, ANOTHER Candlejack thread, thanks for clogging up the catalog you stupid ni
Anyone notice how Steff didn’t say his name but was still a victim? Maybe CJ makes an exception for lipstick wearing females that aren’t too young.>>150400925The Warner siblings are the /co/ equivalent of Mario & Luigi. When they’re together, they’re basically indestructible.
>>150400823say does it work if you separate his name?
>>150401914Thank you CJ for putting that projecting faggot in their place.
>>150400479Who is this creepy monster?
>>150400479Candlejack
>>150406323Yeah. It'd be great if Candlejack took OP and every underageb&s who don't get the joke or use hyphens, maybe then this board will impr
What does he actually do with the people he absconds with?
>>150408231Turns them into candles, of course.
Someone’s going to need more rope
Candlejack, much like OP, is a massive faggo
>>150406909I mean, spider-man knows if you say his name without the hyphen, so maybe Jack is the same?
>>150400479I know how to counter CandleJackWe just have to say Beetlejuice three timesBeetlejuiceBeetleju
>>150408292this is one of my favorite lines
Hey Freakazoid, you wanna see a bear ride a motorcycle?
>>150409664DO I?! LET'S ROLL!!!!!!!
no die
