Battle of the -eus.
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Gandalf?so=search>Battle Record>Wins: 7>Losses: 0>Draws: 0HOLY FRAUCK!!! BEASTdalf goes undefeated!
OOOOOOHHHHHH NO!THEY SEE HE COULDN'T GO3 - 0GODZILLA!
>>150405967SHITzilla lost.
>>150405967You need to make a ritual post for Charizard
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Grimlock#Spoiler>Wins: 2>Losses: 0>Draws: 0ME GRIMLOCK MAKE COZY CARPET OUT OF BATTLE KITTY'S REMAINS!
Good matchup for Caine?or how about a good matchup for an antediluvian?
Kratos https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Kratos>Battle Record>Wins: 18>Losses: 23>Draw: 0Pretty bad
>>150406078
Maka's preview: https://youtu.be/UPz_WqIgrFM?si=La_JZ4rlPW0i9SLY Ruby's preview: https://youtu.be/yvofYyFmSWY?si=RyXgHBo0knGeALJQ
>>150406096https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Asura_vs._Kratoslmao
>>150406204>Kratos falls to his deathKEKBASEDCANON
>>150406204https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Goku_and_Vegeta_vs_Sonic_and_Shadow>Shoten Jump VS Sega. In the season one finale, we settle an iconic tag team rivalry. Super Saiyans vs Super Hedgehogs, which transforming, energy blasting, team between the hero and anti-heroes will stand victorious in the end?
>>150406204>If this came down to who made the bigger ka-boom he'd kick Kratos' ass in two seconds!>well he couldn’t do that much in fact, Kratos would die in less than a minuteDB really said fuck it to common sense.
>SE has a Wii game with an Original story Prepare for DB to ignore the manga and have Maka win because she blew a whole outerverse in this fucking non canon game
>>150406204>>150406275Stop posting these it makes me want to make a fanfiction DB
>>150406294I have to forgive the werehog stages, jesus christ.
>>150406294Sex with Black Star!
Lich King? Deku victim.
>>150406294https://youtu.be/whoCUhwwj2k?feature=sharedHere's all cutscenes at least.
>>150406294>I don't get it Whiz, I thought Ruby held an advantage in every category. How did Maka pull out a win when everything was stacked against her?>I was surprised too, Boomstick, but that was before we learned about a little known Wii game Soul Eater: Monotone Princess
>>150406306Do it, Anon.It’ll be fun!
Do people seriously think Ruby (In Memoriam Monty Ohm) will lose?
Sonic will beat GokekMark will beat GohanAsura will beat Broly
>>150406331kek
>>150406294>>150406352Maka wins from manga/anime feats though?>>150406336True. I doubt anything in WoW could properly react to Deku's speed or power.
>>150406422>Sonic will beat GokekThey’d need to go full idiot and wank Archie Sonic for all his worth.>Mark will beat GohanWould be based as fuck, but I doubt it.>Asura will beat BrolyHe’d beat Z Broly, at the Strunt Scales Death Battle puts Dragon Ball characters at these days I doubt it.Asura beating the shit out of Beerus would be IMMENSELY satisfying though…
SSJ Bardock should have beaten JOBni-man.
Will cucky Gohan EVER learn...?
Alright guys, I signed up for therapy, and I have a choice between one of these two guys. Who would be a healthier influence on me?
>>150406507>cucky Gohan>when he and Videl are canonically monogamous>meanwhile Mark got cucked twice, and ALMOST a third time(with a BLACK dude LMAO)why are markcels painting mark attributes on Gohan?
Who would be a good match for Ryoko? Tenchi Muyo's characters in general are really overpowered aside from Mihoshi and Kiyone
>>150406507Gohan is for BVLLruto.
>>150406433>I doubt anything in WoW could properly react to Deku's speed or power.Speed maybe, but power? Someone like Deathwing wouldn't even notice.
>>150406533>Deathwing wouldn't notice being hit by fists that can bring down buildings casuallyI was wrong about power probably, but I feel like Deathwing would definitely at least notice he's being hit pretty hard.
>>150406448Asura getting bitched again would make this place melt badly tbqh. Even though everywhere else would accept it Asura tears are too funny and they'll have some victim complex about DB being rigged
>>150406448>Asura beating the shit out of Beerus would be IMMENSELY satisfying thoughYou know, it’s pretty ironic that Asura the DESTRUCTOR was a form he used to protect his planet while Chakravartin the CREATOR was the form Chakravartin used to try and “destroy your very existence” with Asura. If Beerus ever fought Asura, I can see Asura being angrier at Beerus than Chakravartin even without Mithra, if he knew what Beerus’ job was.
>>150406560It is rigged.
>>150406560>DB being riggedThat makes no sense. Anyways, what do you guys think about buying some KINGtos merch?
>>150406601This insane cope. It's like saying DC is so strong because Warner Brothers owned them, they just bought into the lore wank.
>>150406560>It’s… pretty generally agreed that Asura loses a lot of his MUs, Anon. The only popular ones he’s generally agreed to win are against RoR Adam and Z Broly.Asurafags can take losing provided it’s not against the most controversial Lore Merchant in Powerscaling with a notoriously defensive and insecure fanbase.Like Kratos.
ok guys I'm back from Ms. /co/you guys still mindbroken by Kratos vs Asura and constantly falling for Kratos and Viltrumite shaped bait?
>>150406526I'm going to say the only thing close to a space pirate that really stands a chance is Vriska Serket, Corsair from Marvel has the gem power thing too but he's way too low on the totem pole to work out
>>150406632>Asurafags can take a loss until they can't>>150406638Yes lmao
>>150406548True enough. Although one could make the argument that Deku would get burned just from trying to punch DW because DW as of Cataclysm is supposed to be so absurdly hot even other black dragons get scorched by his touch, but this is getting into lore vs feats area since during the raid people stand on his back just fine.
Saiyans...? I HATE WEAKLING.
>>150406560Not as bad a melty as the one Kratosfags threw over Spawn GAPING their self-insert.
>>150406560Broly beats him if you use Toei cosmology shit so Broly destroying the south galaxy is him destroying a quarter of an infinite universe and Paragus saying he'd destroy the universe
>>150406632Honest thoughts, give me a kino fight that showcases Asura’s capabilities to their best that is fitting of his game’s insane spectacles and he can take as many losses as he needs to. Krasura’s biggest downfall was not just its verdict but its insanely boring fight animation. If 20 seconds of a stickman fight showcases Asura’s power better than 6 minutes of DB’s actual animation, we have a glaring problem.
>>150406670Forget Thor or Womder Woman, how mad would Kratosfags get if his next Match had him lose to Punisher?
>>150406670I really would say Asura is worse, maybe it's recency bias. >>150406686Broly, they can have a mantra/Ki beam Clash and fly.
>>150406526There are maybe 2-3 power-scaling people left who care about this
>>150406699Since Norsetos is all about regret and feeling bad, would not he get clapped by Ghost Rider's Penance Stare since it was retconned into working off of target's guilt?
>>150406686Him vs Beerus could be fun
>>150406704It’s only bad here because 4chan loves stirring shit, and Kratosura was the perfect storm of awful verdict, animation, and research in one bow. It’ll continue to be mocked and get (you)s until an even worse episode comes around to dethrone it.SpaceBattles rolled their eyes at Death Battle’s idiocy and moved on to wanking Worm and Xeelee.Reddit made fun of it for a week before 180’ing on it and insisting it was accurate because they didn’t wanna hurt the feelings of the Death Battle crew that hang out there.Xitter gulped it down and vehemently defend it.VSBW gulped it down completely.Kratos getting punk’d by Spawn riled up people back in the day because Spawn was still generally considered Street Level, he hadn’t gotten his Ultra Power-Up forms quite yet.
>>150406745What the Stare works off of is always changing. Norsetos is a whiny fag who spends all his games stewing in self hate while emptily preaching ‘we must be better!’The Penance Stare would affect Norsetos because he’d feel he deserves it.
>>150406758That actually makes sense. I thought most people accepted it because Spawn killing god and satan just scales higher and it's before yggdrasil wank. Also where does this notion of Reddit turning on Krasura come from? From what I've seen it's just not DA's fault but it still sucks>>150406745Jobber stare never works, I guess it depends how you interpret Valhalla
>>150406787you know what, if a Marvel writer wrote Ghost Rider vs Greek Kratos what bullshit excuse would they use for the Stare not to work on him?
>>150406805Kratos is too autistic and hyperfocused on being angry at the Gods, and the Penance Stare just reminds him that his wife and daughter’s ashes will always be covering his cock.
>>150406805Greek Kratos would have some bullshit about feeling too angry to feel regret and rape JohnnyNorse Kratos would say something like I have no regrets the gods had it coming and kill Johnny
>>150406704>>150406748DB matchups need to have them zipping across the universe at crazy speeds. Beerus/Broly can spam planet-busting Ki-blast that Asura realizes could destroy planets with life on them so he tries to block any stray blasts that would hit a planet. That’s quite literally one of the best showcases of his character you can have for him. Then you can make them have a full blown martial-arts brawl on an empty moon or something until one dies.
>>150406787>Norsetos is a whiny fag who spends all his games stewing in self hateAnd it would be kinda okay if he wasn't actively rewarded for being like this.It's absurd to think that the likes of War and Death from Darksiders are more proactive about fixing their mistakes and setting things right. Hell, Death's entire dilemma in DS2 is that he still feels incredibly guilty about genociding the nephilim but also knows it was the right choice. Norsetos is like>We must be better>*sits in his hut doing nothing*
Post ONSCREEN Multiversal feats
>>150406840Beerus is a clear Villian vs Hero. But imagine if Asura vs Broly was real and Asura returns as a rageMONSTER again and another respectful ending happens where Broly says something stupid like your wrath no longer consumes you...
Give IDW Simonson Thor an opponent.
>>150406748I feel like Asura would just be angry at Beerus because that dumb cat isn't doing his job properly and because of that innocent people suffer.
>>150406869>says something stupid like your wrath no longer consumes youI could see DBS Broly saying that to MONSTERsura but Z Broly is the devil and would just mock Asura and tear him to pieces while cackling at him. The last part would be a little funny though.
>>150406857To be fair he is the main character so he has to be rewarded like that, writing could be alot better tho. He really could go full Asura and say his anger is only for anyone that hurts his family and friends and killing gods is not necessarily a bad thing. Idk how to write a better calm/better man story version because Heimdall and Baldur are suicidal retards
We post character who can create universes
>>150406906>dumb cat isn't doing his job properly and because of that innocent people sufferBeerus would also want Asura to worship him as a god which would be a no go for Asura.
>>150402343
>>150406941>Creates entire real universes for her husbandoHow is she so powerful?
>>150406521cos there isn't a creature in God's earth more obsessed with cuckoldry than a /dbs/ poster. you just showed us your scholastic, encyclopedic interest in cuckoldry in this very post. it is by far your biggest cultural export
>>150407012She's straight.
>>150407046A /DBG/ poster is more obsessed with cuckoldry, just look at Kratos and Simon. But then again them being considered "God's creature" is debatable
Asura deserved a better opponent.
>>150407058>But then again them being considered "God's creature" is debatable
Kratos vs Asura was /DBG/'s ultimate gaping. I really wouldn't be surprised if we're still talking about it after a year
So Texas is banning anime, huh
>>150406078jorge joestar novel DIO or Kars
>Texas is casual multiversal As expected.
I've grown weary of crushing Dragonkeks...there is no honor in this, no joy...I am a bully stepping on an ant hive...
>THEY SEE HE COULDN'T GO
Jurai Powered Feral Ryoko vs Aisha ClanClan.
>>150407150You want this, don't you Nolan? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Smart Atoms. Use the Omnipotus scaling. Mark will curbstomp Gohan. So must you godstomp Goku! Give into your anger! It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like the rest of us, will solo DBZ....
Explain Deathwing to me and why Benn want it to happen so badly?
>>150407199Dragons cool
>>150407199Big heavy metal dragon
>>150407199Who's he going to fight? Grigori?
>>150407199Giant dragon = Cool as fuck. Not that difficult to understand
>>150407199>DeathwingWhat about that Jobber dragon that I farmed weekly back in the day with my BELF Paladin?
>>150407246>BELF Paladin?Well at least not a draenei paladin...
>>150407046Actually we are obsessed with masculinity
>>150406306I wouldn't recommend the fanon, they banned me for saying I fapped to Jenny when their members literally exposed me to porn of her when I was a minor
>>150407202>>150407215>>150407243>grab you all by the head like Broly did to GokuNo shit, I know he's a dragon. When I ask to explain Deathwing, I meant, his lore and power. What's special about him?>>150407220Ben wants King Ghidorah.>>150407246What's special about him and why do Ben wants him to fight King Ghidorah.
Both being equally fast, does travel speed beat combat speed?
>>150407335You can't beat someone if you can't catch them, just ask Sonic.
>>150407338It's also not really a fight if one guy is just playing keep away and refusing to ever get close. That's just a stalemate.Unless he's throwing shit, I guess.
>>150407199Big dragon that destroys the planet one way or anotherHas some kooky magic
>>150407352Sure, but if you have equally fast combat speed, you can just catch, dodge or bat away anything he throws at you. Which means he has to get close to fight you and then the distinction doesn't matter anymore.
>>150407333What's so special about him, alright let me run down my WoW Lore in abrdiged>Back when the WoW planet was its prime, there were Proto-Dragons one of them was Death Wing>Deathwing along with other friends of his were chosen by celestial beings known as the Titans to safe guard the WoW Planet, and became Dragons - each being an Aspect of something. Deathwing became the Aspect of Earth.>Someshit happened during the War of the Ancients wherein he was seduced by the Old Gods (Eldritch beings, think of Lovecraft), and wanted to bring about the age of Twlight using an artifact that held all the other Dragon Aspect's power.>Got BTFO'd>Thousands of years later, he basically uprooted the entire world, causing a mass change in the world's eco-systems, flooded entire regions, and was basically destroying the world known as the CataclysmThat's the abridged version of it >
>>150407333He's really big.Jokes aside, Deathwing is one of the Dragon Aspects - dragons who were empowered by gods to oversee specific concepts (life, magic, time etc) regarding Azeroth (the planet). Neltharion was an Aspect of Earth, which means he was basically responsible for making sure no one fucks with continents, islands and other shit. Problem is, eldritch gods are imprisoned deep underground which meant they eventually just drove Neltharion mad, he rechristened himself into Deathwing, Aspect of Death and started working on actively bringing on the Hour of Twilight.Long story short, by the time of Cataclysm expansion where Deathwing breaks free and starts rampaging, he's immensely powerful, devastating entire regions with fire and earthquakes and tearing the world apart slowly but surely. Downside being that his own body just can't handle the sheer power he's channeling on top of the power that eldritch gods gave him, so he literally has to weld metal plates onto himself to not break apart. By the end of the bossfight he's so twisted he looks like a mass of magma with tentacles and dragon's head, raving about how he's the end of everything. To his credit, he IS capable of bringing on the apocalypse but we never get the full picture.His body is so hot that he cant have sex with other dragons, not ever with black dragons who bathe in lava for fun.
>>150407382Empire stomps.
Nuclear bomb vs coughing Makima
>>150407420I didn't know shit could cough
>>150407405…Should we tell him?
>>150407335Yes
>>150407439>Peregrine Falcon>Known as the fastest bird alive>Mostly just dive bombs and lets GRAVITY do the workFRAUDcons
My shart became art after it split apart
The main character of the last movie/show you watched has to defend your life from the last videogame character you played as. Both are at their peak. Can your hero seal the deal?
>>150407382Man, that reminded me of some absolutely DERANGED SW vs WH40k shitflinging that peaked at>Imperial Star Destroyers stomp Imperium shipsranting
>>150407472>Shinji Ikari (Super Robot Wars V) is going to kill me as Shinji Ikari (End of Evnagelion) has to defend me.I'm fucked
>>150405947>jobbed to GOBLINS in Hobbit>lost to Saruman and became his prison bitch>had to FLEE from Goblinchads again and died in 1v1 against Balrog>needed Deus ex Machina to resurrect and Powerup>LOST in 1v1 against mere Witch King despite the powerupGoblins vs. Gandalf? 2-0Saruman vs Gandalf 1-1Balrog vs. Gandalf was tie since both ended up dyingWitch King is forever 1-0 against Gandalf since he got killed by Merry's Elven dagger according to the RotK-book
>>150407472Iron Man vs Bloodborne Hunter Man this is fucked up
>>150407472Lain from serial experiments lain vs Future Gohan (sparking Zero)I think pain has this in the bag. She can erase Gohan's memories.
>>150407472Barbarian Panty vs Max from Brawl Stars
>>150407483>jobbed to GOBLINSWas he the original "overconfident adventurer losing to low level goblins" that seems to appear in every fantasy anime
>>150407495>Gandalf getting GOBBEDNow that's a funny image and gives whole new meaning to that "fly, you fools!"-scene
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150407479Pic related remains a permanent assblast because warhammer’s arguers are just so perpetually insecure about vs.
Powdered Toast Man vs Hypnotoad
>>150407479They do though?
>>150407483Gandalf was forced to operate at 1% of his true power while in mortal guise, the only time he revealed his power was when he fought the Balrog as that was another Maiar and he had no choice.He did not need any such Machina to ressurect as he didn't actually die, his mortal "vessel" was destroyed and he simply assumed a new one with Eru going "okay you can now use 2% of your power"He would have stomped Witch King (Gandalf the Gray fought off all the Ringwraiths at once, a buffed Witch King would have no chance against the White) but that would have been in itself a defeat, as it would be a Maiar defending humanity and a return to the failures of the first age. It was better that Eowyn did it.
>>150407483He killed the great goblin and made them all PANIC and FLEE though?
>>150407534Whfags are about as insecure and spastic as sonicfags. I don't know why.At least in the past it made sense because of the constant arguing between warhammer and halo fanbasesPerhaps it's the over the top grimdark absurdity of the setting itself that warps it's fans, or maybe the fact that they have never actually played the tabletop wargame itself and feel the need to overcompensate after reading muh lore on the wiki
>>150407373>>150407378>>150407395Ok, so basically, the whole point of the two fighting is world destroying dragons.
>>150407534No faction in WH40K could win an actual space battle against SW Empire. But realistically SW Empire couldn't conquer their universe either because they'd get corrupted by Chaos and driven insane unless Extended Universe had made Vader and Palpatine so insanely hax they could deal with the Chaos Gods.
>>150407459Batman is faster
>>150407495Goblin cock is OUTERVERSAL
>>150407608>No faction in WH40K could win an actual space battle against SW EmpireTrue, no faction in Warhammer can do shit against "ahaha whoops we just happened to have ANOTHER Super Star Destroyer stashed somewhere"
>>150407594>has to assume his true form and full power to protect mortals by sacrificing his mortal>said mortal vessel diesBy your own logic this is actually defeat on two counts since Gandalf was not only forced to use his full power he was never supposed to but also had to replace his vessel.>Eowyn did itRead the book again, WK dies to Merry stabbing his elven blade to his leg (somehow). Eowyn's stab was symbolic but did nothing.
>>150407220Deathwing should fight Alduin. Big world ending dragons from modern rpg's.
>>150407635The enchantment on Merry's blade had powerful magic woven into it against wraiths and made the Witch King vulnerable, but it was Eowyn who killed him afterwards. And Merry would never have gotten close if Eowyn wasn't 1v1ing the old ghost and distracting him, so saying it wasn't her kill is kinda questionable.
Lawnmower man solos
>>150407635As to the first part, Gandalf fighting the Balrog was a failure in a way. Wizards were supposed to guide and counsel mortals, guide them to victory, not go full Maiar chest beating and blast their enemies. But the Balrog showing up out of nowhere was a threat so dire Gandalf had no choice but to reveal himself "I am a servant of the secret fire" was him letting the Balrog know what he actually was, not just a withered old man. That was Olorin talking.
>>150407058>>150407321the cuck posts about them 70% are edited shit from /dbs/, the cuckoldry troon general
>>150405906Okay but objectively Lightning nunchucks are cool as hell
>>150407665Two Outerversal BEASTS clashing...Most settings would not survive a fight of this magnitude...
>>150407681I'm proud of what I've done
>>150407479>>150407534An imperium outpost sights an ISD fleet jumping into the system. A servitor spends 5 minutes writing a missive on paper, attaching prayers, and sending it via dead baby skull to an officer. The ISDs launch tie fighters to attack all the orbital defenses. The imperium officer walks half a mile to his CO, who whips a slave to death to send a message to the astropath to Morse code the imperium’s fleet in the nearest system. It takes an hour to arrive. 50% of the tie fighters are destroyed and the empire loses 10k stormtroopers, but the outpost is now vulnerable. The imperium takes 2 hours and 92 dead slaves to relay the message up the chain to the admiral. Stormtroopers and walkers land and begin sieging the outpost, taking absurd casualties. The fleet begins it’s 5 day journey through a nightmare in the warp. After a day and a half, stormtroopers finish wiping out the outpost and report their phyric success in real time to imperial high command. The responding imperium fleet loses a frigate to a genestealer cult that sabotaged their gellar field’s coal fired power plant. A month later, an imperial supply depot is established and begins shipping rations to garrisons in 37 systems and the base is blasting propaganda across space causing slave underclass conniptions on planets anaPort 27Dickle and ‘The thrangler’ The imperium’s response force to the latter is lost in a warp storm and perishes after the astropaths gets sick from radioactive rat gruel.
>>150407697These BEASTS destroyed an ENTIRE rock bridge?!
>>150407730Ki control.
>>150407697Whoa! They might be able to hurt Super Saiyan 2 Gohan! Just kidding, they'd have a hard time scratching him as a 5 year old.
>>150407746Is Gohan Outerversal? No? Sit DOWN.
>>150407756No, but Gohan is mortal so Gandalf would be forced to fight him in his mortal form and get gaped.
>Yzilma is hereI'm out
>yzilma is hereI'm coming in
>>150407697Both lose to MUGEN cheapies
>>150407730The rest of /dbg/ jobs to rocks so yes that IS impressive
>>150407730Each stone used to build that bridge was made from a dozen multiverses...
>>150407878My HERO casually OBLITERATES rocks
>>150406509Composites should make it fun
>>150407917Who is your hero?
>>150407730The bridge is made out of smart atoms
I'm tired of you haters calling my QUEEN Yang a Fraud. She won FAIR and SQUARE no matter how hard the FF fanboys and gooners cry about it.Be better men and and apologize
Just ate a whole pizza *slaps my fat belly*
>>150407534It is the nature of the autistic to balk at any recourse coming from a more-knowing member of society
>>150407975Michelangelo...
>>150407972Why do you say men when we here at /dbg/ have all been on hrt just like our HERO, KINGtos
It may sound weird, but powerscaling in general and Death Battle in particular gave me a newfound appreciation for well-directed and properly written death scenes. Not only in a sense of someone being strong or weak, but in terms of themes and how characters are explored through that.
BEABETTERMAN
>>150407972Your 'QUEEN' is a fraud and all of her matchups are ass. Be glad she was given a win to promote her show or else Ben will put her in a matchup where he can enjoy her being destroyed like the ryona addict he is
>>150408063YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING CUM SHOT
>>150407972There's only one QUEEN in these halls, and it's not Yang...
>>150408121...and her name is RVBY ROSE!
I've read a cuckqueen fanfic of RWBY and I gotta say, RWBYfags know ball.
>>150408182Link?
>>150406638Smart Atom shaped bait yes.
>>150406977This is probably the only piece of erotic art featuring a death battle host ever.
>>150407472Showa Godzilla vs Ganondorf sounds odd to say the least.
>>150407472Dr. Strangelove vs Mola MolaBoys I'm living.
>>150407917XJ9's robotic vagina...
>>150408274Wouldn't the rocks be obliterating her?
>>150407972YANG has a cute girlfriend.She WON.
>>150408275No, because she's smashing them to bits.
>>150406632>>150406659Asurafags literally don't exist. Kratos is easily the biggest fraud in Death Battle history. His scalers misinterpret scans out of context, forge fake scans, and harass devs to get the answers they want all the time. And the cast Death battle totally spread open their ass cheeks for them. Instead of actually doing research or using basic logic. The "Asurafags " are just people who are generally pissed off at this shit , it doesn't matter who Kratos won against because he's a is undeniably a complete fraud.
>>150408182>"Weiss please please pleaaaase! Just share Jaune with me already! Don't you want your dear partner to have happy ending as well?">"No. You had entire V4-V6 to get yourself into romantic subplot with him. As they say in that comic of yours, you snooze you loose.">"That's low blow Weiss. You know damn well that nothing of value happened in those volumes, they were just useless filler full of character assassination and increasingly sloppy animations! Be a pal and just share him won't you? It'll be just like Summer and Raven sharing my dad!">"You intend to make me dump & traumatize Jaune and then take him for yourself? That sounds retarded even for you Ruby".>"Forget all that V4-V6 crap already Weiss, I meant the good old Monty times relationship when fandom still thought that my dad was a chad who had two wives! We can totally make that work, trust me!">"No">"Please, please, pleasee, you don't really want to make shack up with Oscar do you? That's disgusting Weiss!">"You're right, I don't">"Then..?">"But I still won't share Jaune with you. Leaving you alone as bitter old maid pains me Ruby, but it's the lesser evil. You have to understand that my fanbase is full of disgusting creeps with deprived fetishes and I refuse to give those WhiteRose-schizoids any ground after seeing what doing that with Bumblebee-tards did to Blake and Yang. I don't want to become lobotomized and have my personality rewritten Ruby!">"Oh come on Weiss, most of WR-fans are Japanese and those guys love both Jaune and NTR so it would be totes fine!">"No"
>>150408397>Waiting period started with Maka cuckposting >It will end with Ruby cuckposting
>>150408397>>150408406After the death battle drops, and Maka wins...she will claim Ruby as a war bride to share with Soul.
>>150408412Death Battle would be 100 times more kino if the winner spared the loser only to keep them as a sex slave. ESPECIALLY the female vs female fights.
>>150408424>Storm gives Korra the choice to die, or become her slave>black woman with a younger brown girl as her sexual slaveHOT
>>150408424All women are sluts for Goten.
>>150408063>I'm so proud of you anon! *Kisses*
>>150408427Somehow less strange than the actual ending.>Korra screams as she basically gets JFK'd like no other.>"You fought well, Avatar"What?????? How the fuck did they think it was a sensible idea to do the whole "muh respectful death" schtick after the loser's head was burst like a melon? Maybe Ben felt remorseful towards a woman for once.
>>150408412As mandated by Ohkubo the battle must end in a threesome
>>150408495>Maka and Ruby wear Soul out and keep going as he's a dried up shriveled huskkek
Sweaty clits and breasts pressed against each other are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the women.
Enough fightingBRING ME THE STRONGEST FOR A TALENT SHOW
>>150408584I NOMINATE MAGIA BAISER FOR HER TALENT AT MOLESTING MAGICAL GIRLS.I NOMINATE BUENO EXCELLENTE FOR HIS TALENT AT RAPING LOBO AND KYLE RAYNER.I NOMINATE YUJIRO FOR HIS TALENT AT RAPING ANYTHING WITH A PULSE, BUT ESPECIALLY HAIRY MAN ASS.
>>150408584>GREATEST SINGER IN MARVEL BLOCKS YOUR PATH
I am.... my verse's GREATEST dancer.....
>>150408633based Johnny>>150408638Asami Sato... Korra's lap dancer.
Is this a safespace for trans bipocs like me?
>>150408683Yeah, totally
>>150408683Of course it is, friend.KINGtos assures the rights of all peoples.
>>150408683If I know one thing it's that Kratos would rather die than let harm come to you
>>150408683Is this a safespace for cis white males like me?
>>150408711NO! Kingtos will never tolerate your hetero-normative BULLSHIT!!
>>150408696Ignoring shitposts, is there anything trans-adjacent in the NuGOW games at all?
>>150408740No, the devs are obviously LGBT+ supportive but the games don't even have any gay characters.
>>150408744Huh, obvious jokes are obvious, but I'm actually kinda surprised.
>>150408690That pic makes it look like Kratos is saying all that sarcastically.
>>150408751If there were people would have posted them by now lol
>>150408756He's saying it while being smug, to that CHUD racist Baldur.
>>150408744The devs confrimed that Kratos was in fact a raging Bi before settling down. Lorewise so was Hercules.
>>150408751I think Burch tried and failed to force gay shit into the games.
>>150408740Atreus being revealed to be Loki in Ragnarok felt very gay/trans coded
Your hero got their love interest pregnant... Right?
>>150408770MY HEROINE tried, at least
>>150408767Does Kratos approve his son being fucked by a horse because he was about to lose a bet and have one of the goddess of Asgard be married to a fat ugly bastard?
Ngl jokes about NuGOW characters being gay make perfect sense to me mainly because white person with dreads=hipster in my mind. I know it's (maybe?) historically accurate but come on, Baldur looks like he's gonna sell me some esoteric health shit like seaweed tablets or whatever the fuck.
>infinite defense>infinite offense>infinite energyWho?
>>150408775>takes KINGtos's 'Be a better man.' to heart so much that she's trying to overcome biology to what he has saidI kneel.
>>150408779I feel like Gojo should fight a WWE wrestler, I dunno who but I feel like his personality would blend nicely into that sort of fight.
>>150408779Lol lmao evenRagna Blade this bozo
>sees crona>immediately gets filled with lust for brains and attacksWhat did Venom mean by this?
>>150408690No, but really, look at this cocky adult greek coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
>>150408770Yes, plus his mistress rather scandalously.
Post YOUR HERO with a gun.
>>150408812The way he smirks when facing the camera is full of the exaggerated swagger of a Greek adult.
>>150408821>mahiruBets on her being the protagonist of 2x2?
>>150408827Oh yeah that reminds me of the Miles Morales IGN review - the reviewer caught a lot of flak for saying he moved with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen but wtf was he going to say? So if you can't insult Miles' ethnic group because that's racist, but you also can't praise the ethnic group because that's also racist, what can you do? Just not talk about his ethnic group at all? I mean I guess you CAN do that with Miles but he's so goddamn bland that there's nothing setting him apart outside from being brack saidamanu. Seriously what do you talk about with Miles without mentioning he's Black Spiderman - his electricity powers? They're vaguely defined
>>1504088331:7 odds she's the protag. 1:36 odds the most kino set up happens and she's the protag and Akane Owari is the rival
>>150408797He's hungry? "Lust" or desire for food is just hunger, retard.
>>150408850Wypipo need to sit down and start lissening instead of talking
>>150408877Nah he wants to fill Crona's tight boycunt with mis slithering tongue.
>>150408767But he was revealed as Loki in 2018. Unless you mean him embracing his giant heritage.Still, it felt more like puberty/coming of age than a transitioning story.
>>150408850It's not that deep anon, it was mocked because "exaggerated swagger of a black teen" is extremely cringe, it's like saying "cooking acumen of an Italian man". If you just said "his animations are fun and highlight his casual personality well" nobody would have made fun of it.
>>150408821Superman
>>150408744Yeah, no one is explicitly (mentioned in game) part of any LGBT+ groups. Outside of the games it is pretty much confirmed that the Greek cast are by and large bisexual.
>>150408860I was always confused about the Akane rival thing, how much did her personality change across development for her to have once been placed as the main rival character? What would she have been like?
>>150408894Yeah but the poor schmuck was probably told to say something stand out about Miles and wtf are you going to say about Miles that stands out from Peter besides "he's black."
>>150408683NO WAY ILL LET A TRO-AIIIIIIEEE KINGTOS??? PLEASE DONT KICK MY ASS I WILL LET ALL TRANS POCS MOLEST AND GROOM MY CHILDREN I BEG Y-AAAACK!
What are your heroe's thoughts on gay marriage?
>>150408900Well, her secret SHSL title would be "Ultimate Sinner", so I imagine she would be like how these threads categorize Maka as the Hecking Jonkler - an agent of chaos invested in seeing people do bad things for the sake of it
>>150408894Yeah, also drawing focus to his blackness ignores that he is also Hispanic. But lots of Miles Morales focused media does that.
>>150408920My HERO Superman is above such mundane and petty concerns, and allows people to do what they wish, as long as it does not harm others.
>>150408923That's actually an interesting concept, basically an anti-Nagito. I wonder if Kodaka reused some of those ideas for Kokichi.
>>150408887Tbf anything about changing who you are is "trans-coded" to trannies.
>>150408934does this image keep getting smaller
>>150408934>as long as it does not harm others.But anal hurts
>Solos your favorite verse(as long as you don't cut his head off)
>>150408941Ughh I hate when they go all "death of the author" over any older story, especially mythology.
>>150408934Superman, if that's true... why is India here?
>>150408951Okay, as long as they only harm others with consent of said party.>>150408963Superman would not dare destroy them, and let future generations not have the chance to laugh at them.
>>150408955>bigger draw>better animation>stronger scalingWhere were (You) when SPVWN bitched KEKtos?
Because destroying India means that a certain character loses almost all of his fanbase
>>150408970Imagine Superman flying through India, a la Omni -Man on Thraxa, but it causes all of the shit piles to be launched into the air at high speed, raining fown around the world as putrid meteors.
>>150408934>>150408963>Superman was canonically willing to fight against Japanese and Germans>refused to do anything about Soviets and refuses to do anything about JeetsI can understand him leaving Russians alone after getting GAPED by Koslov, but why hasn't Superman done anything about the Jeet menace?
>>150408955didn't this guy get solo'd by a fucking alternate mark during the invincible war?lmao
>>150408941They should read the Metamorphosis by Ovid transformation of one's innate form is a punishment
>>150408979Poor Kratos
Do you think that RWBY (webshow) is salvageable? Or does it need a scorched earth reboot?
What matchup would piss off Indians the most? Are there any popular depictions of important Hindu gods? Jeets get really aggravated if you slander their mythology.
If Dragon Ball characters had access to the symbiote it would be cool asf
>>150409011>Do you think that RWBY (webshow) is salvageable?No.>Or does it need a scorched earth reboot?Yes.
>>150408999They already think Kafka's is one. Ovid would just be fetish fuel for them considering a lot of them are furfags too.
>>150409011I think it was very "of its time" so to speak, it should just be completely over. In that scenario, the earlier volumes, which are considered the peak and are very emblematic of their era, can be seen through a nostalgic lens by fans.
>>150409029Kafka's metamorphosis being about an unemployed ugly burden being forced to work who's constantly sulking makes a lot of pretentious trannies into professional Freudian slippers.
>>150409023The symbiote slime can lube up Goku's lil bitch bootyhole for Superman.
>>150409045favorite marvel character?
>>150409023Shut up you dumbass 8 year old, what's next, we all need to check out the new Gogurt?
>CHADgurt seethe out of NOWHERE
Why are Kratoscholars so smart?
>>150408934>as long as it does not harm others.But SuperCHAD, anal gives people HIV!
>>150409116In Superman's UTOPIC world, cures for all diseases have been found, and unlike in the current world, where the government keeps these cures hidden so they can milk more money out of people, they will be known, and freely given to everyone in need.
>>150409023Technically a hyper competent version of Majin Buu (or really any Majin capable of absorption) could do this.
>>150409124WAOW SuperCHAD's world sure is boring as shit! No wonder he has to get nerfed to be relevant in all of his mainstream appearances!
>>150409144SuperCHAD's world is serene and prosperous.
Who is the Supreme Alpha Bitch of /dbg/?
>>150408850It was such an obvious joke
>>150409186Powerscalers aren't intelligent
>>150409026I'm inclined to agree. Structure and framework are important aspects to making a series work. RWBY lacks it.>>150409031Nah, the longer time goes on, those Oumic volumes are being reanalyzed in a critical framing.I think the ultimate issue is that Jaune's role of audience surrogate should have been handed to Weiss and Ruby instead.Weiss on weapons, teamwork, and setting.Ruby on dust, semblances, and aura.Highlight Yang and Blake's natures as having more experience than they should and being relative veterans in Huntsman work.Then we could use Yang, Blake, and Pyrrha as a trio of explainers.Take more pages out of Soul Eater so that Beacon isn't a constricting setting but rather more a home base to return to.Then use the framing device of a classroom to have Teams RWBY and JNPR visit the other regions.Also for godsake, make Jaune's, Ren, and Nora have more interesting designs, weapons, and semblances if you want to keep them on the cast.
>>150409166Asura>>150409012Vishnu or Shiva vs Kratos
>>150409211Vishnu or Shiva would fucking maul Kratos.So would Sun Wukong btw.
>>150409219No shit retard. But imagine if he won
>>150409211Why? Kratos would get raped. Also >>150409219 Destined One VS Kratos would be funny for Wukong to get his pseudo 2-0
>>150409232I don't know that much about Indian mythology but I don't think they're multiversal unlike Kratos' 9 million lowballed. Wu kong is a spite match obv but having Kratos win is funnier
>Kratos redeems VishnuHow big would the melty be?
>>150409268Not as bad as SMT making Vishnu a villian
>>150409268It would basically be the equivalent of Kratos being a better man to Jesus for Americans/Christians, but for Indians
>>150409268>Kratos TEACHES Krishna and Muhammad
Who would win in a TEACH BATTLE between him and KINGtos
>>150409283Not even close. the Christian God is low hanging fruit in the West, even the Big Two have openly made fun of him the holy spirit and also Jesus. Meanwhile Marvel had to backtrack when Thor beat Shiva and say it was Indra in disguise because Indians sperged out and sent them death threats. The Indian psyche is far more deranged than the WASP and even hispanic catholic psyche
reminds me of when Thor defeated Shiva in a fight and the complaints were loud enough that a year later it was retconned that this was actually Indra in disguise
Kratos couldn't save Greece from the Ottoman Turks
>>150409135Symbiotes are cooler than Boo thobeit
>>150409166Kratos
>>150409228>>150409232Oh the fallout if he won would be hilarious.
>>150409304>>150409310What the fuck is wrong with jeets?..
>>150409012Allah vs Trimurti or this
>BUT BALDUR! PLEASE! YOU JUST HAVE TO FUCK MY WIFE! YOU HAVE TO BE MY BU...ACK!
>>150409094They realized that if they spread fake scans and harass dev enough the retards at DeathBattle will believe it. They're brilliant.
>>150409325Old religions are the ORIGINAL POWERSCALING fags.
>>150409346>You see Kratos putting his hand up after he's been hit by Helios's light and stumbling towards him makes him the same speed as Asura who was moving 68 quadrillion times the speed of light
FUCKING ENOUGHKINGTOS QUOTESNOW
>>150409312They come with too much baggage though. Knull and Klyntar both suck.
>>150409362
>>150409361I honestly believe they only did that so they don't make it a stomp by calling it immeasurable. Other wise it would be another Dio vs Alucard
>>150409362>What my wife did before we met is none of my business Boy!
When presented with the equation, Kratos did not approach it with numbers, but with understanding. He recognized the pattern not as math, but as a story — a recursive cycle of life, death, evolution, and power. Each symbol in the equation corresponded not to a variable, but to a force of nature — rage, balance, fear, growth. The equation wasn’t meant to be “solved” mathematically, but interpreted emotionally.Kratos picked up the Leviathan Axe and etched his response in the earth: a sequence of ancient glyphs interwoven with Norse and Greek symbols. It wasn’t a solution — it was a statement: “Only through restraint can the cycle be broken.”And the moment he finished, the air shifted. The fabric of reality settled. The evolution halted. The rift closed.Bruce Banner, watching from the Hulk's mind filled with shattered chalkboards, stared in awe. “I… I never would’ve thought of that.”Kratos grunted. “Thinking is not always knowing. Some things, you must feel.”Godzilla Ultima, sensing his formula understood — not conquered — let out a guttural roar across the dimensional void… and vanished.In the end, even Bruce Banner had to admit: sometimes, it takes more than brains to solve the ultimate equation — it takes a better man.
>>150409368holy FUARK! who could defeat the team of Asura, the FEATS FANATIC and KINGTOS, the man who has to warm up to toss some mountains?fuarkin' BEASTS!>>150409373Dio vs Alucard was bullshit too lmao>Uhhh Dio has city level AP>takes dozens of punches to destroy a road roller
>>150409380Holy... I kneel to SCHOLARtos.
If you told me in 2010 that Kratos of all people would say we must be better men, I'd call you a racial slur
>>150409380TEACHERtos teaching another student
>Above all Gods>One shots Kratos>One shots Chakravartin and Asura>Created this beautiful and perfect worldFvark...
>>150409408kek, that's truealso, I have to say, the fucking KINGtos memes have been great since the death battle
>>150409385That's nothing.
https://www.telelib.com/authors/T/TwainMark/prose/followingequator/followingequator012.html>"'While they were looking, Hanuman stumbled, and a small ridge of red sandstone twenty miles long was jolted loose and fell. Half of its length has wasted away in the course of the ages, but the other ten miles of it remain in the plain by Govardhun to this day as proof of the might of the inspiration of our gods. You must know, yourself, that Hanuman could not have carried those mountains to Ceylon except by the strength of the gods. You know that it was not done by his own strength, therefore, you know that it was done by the strength of the gods, just as you know that Samson carried the gates by the divine strength and not by his own. I think you must concede two things: First, That in carrying the gates of the city upon his shoulders, Samson did not establish the superiority of his gods over ours; secondly, That his feat is not supported by any but verbal evidence, while Hanuman’s is not only supported by verbal evidence, but this evidence is confirmed, established, proven, by visible, tangible evidence, which is the strongest of all testimony. We have the sandstone ridge, and while it remains we cannot doubt, and shall not. Have you the gates?’”>real life christian missionaries couldn't make progress in India because Christian biblical figures only have statements while Indian gods have both statements and feats which are stronger
>>150409408Be better
>>150409411hedonistic atheist scum expect me to hate this lil nigga because Adam n Eve didn't listen to him. it's their fault
>>150409423>Christians are about faith >Hindus are about battleboarding Everything makes sense now
>>150409414Kratos really did buck break this general into loving cuckoldry or worshipping him. Surprised no one made a wojack edit of him being rent free
>>150409423>jeets are vsautistsKek
>>150409437CHADtheists won tho
>>150409422sabrewulf... from Killing Instinct?
>>150409411>Excel victim
>>150409423>That his feat is not supported by any but verbal evidence, while Hanuman’s is not only supported by verbal evidence, but this evidence is confirmed, established, proven, by visible, tangible evidence, which is the strongest of all testimony. We have the sandstone ridge, and while it remains we cannot doubt, and shall not. Have you the gates?>the argument from the 1800s was unironically that samson is a statementsfraud while hanuman is a featschadholy fucking kek how deep does this vs shit go
>>150409483Your OC lost and got keked btw
>>150409422I like how "wut" is the most sane choice
>>150409490Trust me that in 4 months, your gonna eat shit and kneel to him
>>150409473what did you win atheist? all anyone remembers about atheism now is fedoras and bananas up booty holes
>>150409483Again?
>>150409423>sandstone ridgewhat did they mean by this? a google search told me this refers to a statuette of Hanuman?
>>150409501What will happen in 4 months?
>>150409532Love dies bleeding in my hands
>>150409532Kratos is coming to cuck you after he cucked Excel
>>150409520It's thishttps://www.reddit.com/r/hinduism/comments/132p3rk/proof_of_hanuman_ji_actually_relocating_a_part_of/Hanuman having moved mountains to Sri Lanka and creating a huge ridge as a result
>>150409549lies bleeding* fuck how did i forget the lyrics
>I will fill its mountains with the slain; on your hills and in your valleys and in all your watercourses those killed with the sword shall fall. I will make you a perpetual desolation, and your cities shall never be inhabited. Then you shall know that I am the Lord.
reminder that the original storyboard for KratoSura was even worse, and character assassinated Asura even harder, with Asura trying to destroy the planet that Mithra was on.
>>150409364>Shitty fanfictionNo one cares about those retarded niggas. Symbiotes are just the cool alien suit guys.Also I havent seen any marvel content since i watched Sam Raimi's spiderman 3.
The demiurge will pay for having my pleromic wife be violated
[M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny WakemanBEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THISI am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about me- I'd prefer you to be active- I'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphs
>>150409423Why didn't Hanuman stop them?
>>150409571Would've been GVS2 Kino and DA the hack changed it
Yavehkeks...
Shiva vs Beerus.
>>150409478Yeah. Remember Jon Talbain vs Sabrewulf?Was a Halloween episode.
>>150409599He is based
>>150409437That doesn't make sense. An atheist just doesn't believe in it.A misotheist would hate gods.A Gnostic wouldn't see Demiurge as the villain, but rather an imperfect being like us and that it needs to be shown truth to be redeemed.
Kratos vs Asura but the myth Asuras
>>150409612why do atheists stop at Judges 1 but don't read up to Judges 4?
>>150409641Read?
>>150409639atheists hate god. but ONLY the abrahamic christian god. that's because they believe he is real. atheists are like lesbians... they don't exist
>>150409656KEK.I remember this movie:>Professor is an atheist>Gets into an accident>Dying>I think some rando says it's okay, there's no need to be afraid>No one calls the paramedics
>>150409656wut?
>>150409648This is an unironic feat general. Why do you think we got mindbroken by Kratos?
>>150409692the professor hated god like all atheists, but still believed in him. the student utterly debunked and exposed him. the person who came to his aid when he got run over was one of the recurring priest characters and helped him reconcile with god. it's honestly not that bad for a preachy movie
Asura fans are like Goku fansGet hyped up Begged capcom for new content Gave him a alternate ending Call db bias
>>150409656>atheists hate godNo, no they don't.
>>150409549>>150409483This is the gayest shit I've ever seen
>>150409736"they"? >*dramatic music*
Soon
>>150409762*based
>>150409787>"This is the based shit I've ever seen"ILLITERATEcel...
>>150409766How can It beat It?
Statements broken, feats go unspoken I've even forgotten my gaaaaaape
>>150409852Aslan
>>150409610>GVS2 Kino>Ends with Asura punching Kratos millions of times>Kratos just stands there no selling and walking through everything>"STOP! THIS IS OVER!" >Kratos stabs Asura with the Blade of Olympus >"You are a monster no longer." >Kratos bisects Asura before he can respond >Chakravartin: I believe this is the part where I say... I told you so. Weak... Very weak. >Asura: I'll just get angrier than ever! MY DAUGHTER CRIED!>Chakravartin: No, Asura. You can overcome any limit put in front of you, but Kratos HAS NO LIMIT. Remember what they took from you
>>150409860Jack kills that overrated writer's pet Gary Stu bitch when?
>>150409766Freddy Krueger would bully this goofy bitch into submission
>>150409835*ILLITERATEgod
>>150409912>overrated writer's pet Gary Stu bitchW-W-WHICH ONE?!?!?!?!?! S-SHIT!!!!! IT COULD BE ANYONE!!!!!!!!
ILLITERATEryans out of NOWHERE
>Thragg looks up, the sonic boom that he had heard had been far, far away, and yet a figure floated in the air, staring at him with the disdain of a disappointed father>"And who the hell are you suppose to be old man?" barks Thragg, unable to shake the foreboding sense of dread in himself, but not allowing it to show either.>The man does not respond, and Thragg watches as two of viltrum's finest, Conquest, and Anissa, fly at the man from behind.>'Whoever he is, he's done for. The inhabitants of this planet are weak, with only a token few being capable of any resistance.' he thinks moments before his two soldiers are upon the man.>His opinion on the matter is shattered instantly, as the man inhales deeply, turns, and unleashes a frost so cold, Conquest and Anissa are frozen instantly.>The man watches as the two frozen viltrumites fall to the ground below and shatter. His gaze turns to look at Thragg's, unchanging as he see's the Grand Regent's confusion and fear.>Thragg barely notices the man move, and see's his own body from behind "Did you tear my head from my..." is all he manages to sputter before he dies.>Superman tosses the head to land near it's body "These fools failed to be better men."
I'm ugly, my forehead is massive, my drawings are ugly because im shit, i have no friends, i am broke , i live with my parents, i never go outside, i am weak as fuck and cant gain muscle or weight, i should fucking kill myself
>>150409637Madoka's footstool
>>150409990I don't think you understand why these are funny in the first place
>>150410011True. I must become a better man to understand KINGtos's teaching, but my journey is still ongoing.
>>150410001LORDcel...
List of characters that fucked and touched my ongoing crush and the first elected ms. /co/ - Jenny Wakeman:>Crater Critters>Any Rock/Mineral related character>Brad>Sheldon>Don Prima>Kenny (XK9)>Serial Designation N>Optimus Prime>Ben 10>Danny Phantom>Dexter>Jimmy Neutron>Timmy Turner>Sonic the Hedgehog>Robotboy>Bender>Daredevil>The Question>The Thing>Johnny Bravo>KratosThese are fiction's strongest characters, because they made me feel envy and seethe for the character i feel love the most... I kneel...
>>150410030Uh, you're missing Superman bro?
>>150410049There's porn of him with Jenny?
>>150410019Very much so. What you posted is like Kratos doing it to the Motherfucker from Kick-Ass or Homelander. There is only post-irony and a missing punchline when it's nolimitsman boy scout doing it to a decidedly villainous character instead of Kratos doing it to Asura while character assassinating him
that wasnt a joke i feel like crying becayuse of how shit i am
>>150410061KEKcel...
>>150410058I don't know, but he's one of fiction's strongest characters...
>>150410061become a better man, anon. the teachings of Kratos will save you
>>150410061INcel...
GODcel broke you
>>150409637But a small snippet for BARBATOS!
>*sniff* IT'S CALLED BEING A SENSITIVE YOUNG MEN!!! I LOVE WOMEN AND I WANT THEM TO HOLD ME!!! I WANT JENNY TO BE TALLER THEN ME!!!
>>150410114>A SENSITIVE YOUNG MENEScel...
I can't even fucking Microsoft Excel, I literally don't know how to use Excel.
>>150410114Be a Better Man.
>>150410138write things in the cells nigga
I just watched two of the audio dramas (The sexy magic one and the Alpha potion one) Besides SoulXMaka Kino the few things that are somewhat relevant for DB are:>Kim's witch nature is brought up a couple of times and even Maka explicitly stated that her witch nature makes her mischievous and prone to pull pranks (in the Audio drama she intentionally makes the trigger words of her magic embarrassing things like "Please hug me until you break me!" Just to tease Maka who ends up saying all that to Soul, and in the end she tricks Souls into proposing Marriage to Maka)>Soul leaves Spirit K.O with a punch (Spirit was trying to Kiss Soul because he drank a potion that overcharged him with Pheromones, and the chase only ends after Soul punches him)Also after being free from Kim's Magic and finding out about said magic tricks Soul explicitly asks Kim "What did you to My Maka!?" This is not relevant but still cute as hell.
Jennyschizo was once on Ottocord and he had a meltie before he left because of SCHOLARS
>>150410074How do I become a better man?
>>150410161>"What did you to My Maka!?""What did you do to My Maka!?"*
>>150410167Just do it.
>>150410138>>150410150I hate how they keep updating and fucking with the toolbar every time.
>>150410167By taking BBC of course!
>>150410181Asurabro btw
>Superman: STOP! This ends here!>Mark: I'm sick of you calling me and my dad evil!>Superman, now glowing yellow from his final sun dip, flies towards Mark at full speed.>Both ready to punch each other, and then they connect,resulting in an explosion.>Mark flies back. He gets back up,bleeding and his suit torn. Then he realizes most of the blood is not his.>He prepares to fly to find his father,but then hears weak gurgling.>He sees what remains of Clark,which is only his upper half,and his right arm is gone.He only has one eye.>Seeing this Mark walks over and presses his hand on his face.>"I'm sorry about this.">With that,he pushes his palm through Superman's face,while Superman gurgles in fear.>His hand all the way through Superman's head,and Mark pulls his hand out and goes to find his father.>KO!
>>150410199>thought Mark, as he was recuperating in the hospital after he broke his arms and legs trying to punch and kick Superman
>>150410194Spawn deserves to fuck some Indian bussy after the shit with his wife>>150410199CANON!
>>150410220Kekapoopy!
>>150410114>I WANT JENNY TO BE TALLER THEN ME!!!Man...>Like tall girls>Character is considered to be really tall by people in universe, haha she's so big wow>*look inside*>Height: 180cmThis shit happens to me all the time
>>150410233She's literally 6'6
>>150410233180cm for a woman is literally almost amazon tier for the average jap male
>>150410246Well I'm 184cm tall and I like tall women so I want them to be taller than me FUCK GOD DAMN
>>150410273Ah, finally, an Amazon appreciator.>*sips fine wine*A man of culture.
ENOUGH OMNI-MAN, I WONT LET YOU USE YOUR SON TO KILL THOUSANDS OF INNOCENTS ANY LONGER.
>>150410300>ENOUGH OMNI-M-ACK!
is this jenny thing the return of the gamerabro?
>>150410167everything you do, ask yourself, "What would Kratos do?"
>>150410300Kirkman, bitch-made, cocksucking.
>>150410308canon (literally)
>>150410300Superkike will say shit like this then never ever bat an eye to israeli soldiers raping babies to death in Gaza as we speak (because he's one of them)
Why are Superfags so insecure?
>>150410308bring me c'thulu
>>150410344Why are Ottley and Kirkman?>NOOOO MY EDGY SUPERMAN CLONE IS TOTALLY STRONGER THAN THE REAL DEAL!>EVEN THOUGH THEY CANT EVEN DESTROY A PLANET ON THEIR OWN!
>>150410343Superman only does something to intervene if it gives him good publicity. No way to do that with complex issues. That's what Garth Ennis was criticizing when he wrote the Boys.
>>150410354they're not wrong though. funny how the man of steel has paper thin skinned fags for fans
>>150406078Isn't Caine's only rule is 'you lose'Unless you can kill God first, I suppose.
>>150410343Fret not Trans Palestinian children! For I will save you from the totalitarian israelites and put an end to all gender dysphoria!
>>150410378You're dead
>>150410308Kal-El, Bitchingly, Crying>>150410344They're homosexuals
Jannies please destroy this thread.
>>150410373Yes. But that's the rule for basically all the antediluvians too.I guess who is strong enough to defeat GOD's curse?Any damage dealt to Caine is reflected back at 7x the power.
>>150410373His actual feats are just scaling to mages.
>>150410401Enough, KINGtos and Omni-CHAD will protect this thread.
>>150410403Funnily enough, if they did Izanami vs Caine in SMT Almighty attacks can't be reflected so she could bypass the curse
>>150410378>If i was god a id take over both israel and palestine and rename it Exceland and the people there will have their consciousness transferred into shapeshifting robot bodies and they will have to choose between being either female or male
What would Kratos do about Israel and Palestine?
>>150410426Pretty sure God doesn't ever want him to die so he can be tortured forever, so even if you can tank the curse bullshit Caine has some rare tier-0 immortality nonsense because it's god himself preventing him from dying.
Man... CSM is crazy dogshit this week
It all comes down to GAMMA and ARCHETYPE
>>150410413I mean, that's not an anti-feat. The mages in WoD can rewrite reality.And I still don't think they'd be able to kill Caine due to GOD's curse.>>150410426Caine doesn't really need the curse to absolute fuck people up though. He's got 10 dots in every discipline and can make new disciplines if he wants too.>>150410450>BE BETTER MEN!and just like that, the IDF stops their genocide, HAMAS surrenders and voluntarily removes themselves, while palestinians are afforded equal rights.
>>150410469canon. this anon understands the wisdom of kingtos
>>150410413Can mages in World Of Darkness kill God?I don't know much about them other than they're more powerful (I think) than vampires/werewolves, but I think somewhere beneath demons.
>>150410486>Can mages in World Of Darkness kill God?No, lol.
>>150410486Nothing can kill God in WoD.But Mages are definitely some of the strongest beings in the setting, vastly stronger than almost any vampire besides ultra low gen ones, or Caine himself.
>>150410426>Almighty attacks can't be reflected so she could bypass the curse>God can't reflect Almighty attacks because it doesn't work in a vidya gameUh-huhThen again, it's SMT a god-pokemon game where you can breed God and have a few of them in your party? I suppose you then have to decide which God is God, the WoD God or the vidya pokemon God.
>>150410486>>150410498I'm pretty sure nothing outside of WoD can kill lemonGOD
>>150410457>this week
Could your verse's combined forces defeat a single janitor from Umineko?
Kill yourself listtroon.
Let me deal with him.
>>150410560Producer? Already murdered by Haruka
>>150410504SMT never let's you have yhvh. The closest is the demiurge and Ancient of days. Even then you can only have 1 of them on your team and after you kill them
next cast
>>150410590Elsa STOMPS
>>150410590BrentalFloss? Holy shit, what a blast from the past.
>>150410504There are plenty of things in SMT that nullify Almighty, Death Battle just didn't use them
>>150410590Fairy god mother would protect cinderrela
>>150410597Rapunzel is the one with the nuke feat
>>150410322Ive never even touched a god of war game in my life
>>150410597Post Elsa destroying a planet
>>150410639Sounds like outside help
>>150410645holy based
>>150410640POST IT! NOW!.>>150410648>Freezes her ENTIRE KingdomEnough said, she solos all of the Animated Disney Princesses.
>>150410681>Not even country levelAriel fodder
>>150410645Read the God of War comicshttps://readcomiconline.li/Comic/God-of-War-2018/TPB?id=158603&s=s2https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/God-of-War-Fallen-God/Issue-1?id=182604&s=s2
>>150410693>Ariel fodd-ACK!
>>150410693POST ARIEL'S FEATSNOW
>>150410681>he doesnt know
>>150410719she fights alongside sora
>>150410720FUARK....she can withstand Elsa's most minor freeze blasts.
>>150410720what the actual fuck LMAO
>>150410720Holy fuark... Taopaipai may need to use more than his tongue for this one...
>>150410720Pffff, Jasmine SOLOS
>>150410546if you stuffed Umineko into WoD and then stuffed other characters into the mix characters like Captain America, Flash and Goku would be capable of effortlessly killing Featherine by equalization.
>>150410720>superheated blastUHHHHHH VILTRUMITE BROS?I'M A LITTLE WORRIED...
>>150410720Sofia the First fodder.
>>150410720Mulan victim
>>150410700I aint readin allat. Can I get a grok summary?
>>150410790Artillery ain't gunna do shit,
>>150410700>recommending the shitty ones where nothing happens he should read the good one
>>150410816marv wolfman wrote a god of war comic?
>>150410898Yep. It's a six-issue series
SUPER DUPER DIAPER BIG MESSY SHARTS*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>150411024Based Hulkbro.
Should ryuko have fought a symbiote? Life fibers/Kamui's are not entirely unlike symbiotes
>>150411069>symbiote vs anime girl humiliation ritual part 3No, but Ryuko should have fought someone other than Shadow. Is Ryuko vs Crona a good matchup?
Death Battle DIVA Girlboss Season >Power Girl Vs She Hulk >Lusamine Vs Kiryuin Ragyo >Hermione vs Kagari Atsuko >Buddy Vs Marina >Ayase Momo Vs Kuchisaki Nobara >Catwoman Vs Black Cat >Reimu Vs Arle>Atom Eve Vs Gwen Tennyson >Lisa Lisa Vs Parasoul >Kai'sa Vs Samus Aran >Barbie Vs Peach >Cassandra Cain Vs Penny Parker >Mountain Lady Vs Giganta >Avatar Korra Vs Rei Palpatine
>>150411069>>150411138Ryuko should have fought Cutie Honey.
>>150411141I literally don't care which woman fights who. As long as they're both beaten, stripped, and humiliated.
>>150411158Ben Singer...
It was you wasn't it listtroon
FFFFUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK I NEED TO SEE TWO FICTIONAL WOMEN BEAT EACH OTHER TO DEATH!!!!!!
>>150411219this
>>150411179What did he do?
Man I'm just fucking depressed. I haven't felt this shit in months.
>>150411141I want Power Girl to take a dump on my chest
Ruby took on 40 BBCS. She'll beat Maka.
>>150411241what happened my child?
>>150411141I want Vampirella v Witchblade halloween ep
>>150411158Do you think Ben jerked off to Asura's humilation ritual?
>>150411256I can't do anything right and I fail to meet any of my own expectations. I guess I'm ugly too. No one has said it but I feel ugly at least. If I walked up to anyone I don't think anyone would want to see meI'm sorry. I should shut up
>>150411138You implying it would be another humiliation for Carnage and all symbiotes after losing to fuckin Lucy?
>>150411241>>150411282>I love you anon
>>150411282you are CUTE
Crona should low key fight Shigaraki
I hope they end the fight with COURAGE PUNCH I know SE fans think Anime Maka is a Mary Sue but she's so over the top it loops back into being fun
>>150411282>>150411241>I love you anon
>>150411322Isn't Chrona's deal that they're stupidly powerful but if you out-psycho them you can beat them? That's what Maka did, and Shigaraki is plenty psychotic
>>150411306I don't think love is really possible. I don't think anything said to me is genuine. I just know they talk about how disappointing I am. I don't talk to my mother much anymore. She openly admitted she preferred me when I was younger. No one else wants to talk to me unless they want me to do something for them
>>150411241>>150411282I believe in you, anon
>>150411277>put an alternate ending in the episode>posted a cope tweet before release>mocked kratosfags in season 1>didn't seem too convinced by the loretos argumentsI doubt it.
>>150411277>>150411353The unfinished script theory seems pretty airtight and would explain the most about that episode.
>>150411333nice get>Needing external validationwoman momentI'm a total piece of shit but I know i'm better than everybody.
>>150411069Ryuko should fight Witchblade.
>>150410161>>150410174>My MakaCan't wait for Ruby to take out Maka with the silver eyes only for Soul to go: "HOW DARE YOU! KEEP. YOUR. HANDS. OFF. MY. MAKA!!!!"
>>150411258Vampirella is for Lady Death.
>>150411365Usually I think that but today I couldn't keep up the facade
>>150411332In canon Crona, after transforming into a muppet, just lost his shit over Maka and Spirit having a family bond, and that allowed Asura to take over.In a DB without external factors you can have endgame Crona fight Shiggy no problem.And it's not like he's Invincible outside of his fucked up mental, he can Regen but with enough power you could kill him
>>150411332No, you made that up
>>150410720Kingdom Hearts Alice SOLOS
Should I make a new bread or stop eating already?
>>150411409Nuh uh Black Blood Maka had Chrona on the backfoot and she was mostly just mind gaming him
>>150411333I don't think people are that "dishonest" IRL, you're going to see more dishonesty here than anything. >I just know they talk about how disappointing I am.What makes you say that? Unless you're actively making people feel like shit most people don't care, even then why do you care about what others think>She openly admitted she preferred me when I was younger.Sorry to hear that,>No one else wants to talk to me unless they want me to do something for themThat's alot of people, even then unless you're a fag thats doing everything for them that's how you get closer to people, do you know what I'm assuming are your coworkers like? Talk about shit that happens on the news
>>150411432She beat the crap out of him
>>150411469Yeah but she was able to beat the crap out of him by mind gaming him and fighting erratically. That's my point, you can unnerve Chrona even if Chrona is stronger than you
*cum squirts out from my cucky penis onto the leaves of the bush*
>>150411486Crona's entire character is being unnerved by everything
>>150411498Excel...
>>150411498Kamina...
>>150411441I think I'm done with my small mental break. Men being weak like that is ugly. Thanks for the kindness.
>>150411498Kyle Rayner...
>>150411547No problem, don't thank me. Thank KINGtos
>>150411552>>150411552>>150411552New
>>150410590this is the list so farthey're giving the princesses (and non-princesses) their companions too
>>150410161that's really cute honestly
>>150409219>anything beyond city level mauls kratosFty
>>150409600He is a featsgod. The stronger recieves his blessing.
