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Ruby vs Maka this weekend
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Big black niggers
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Good morning, Poke RATS. Why cannot you post a SINGULAR Pokemon feat this great?
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They gave some details on how the next match-up suggestion tournament/ballot will work on the cast just now. There will be more details next week but apparently it's going to be a Total Drama Island style elimination competition, where the pitched matchups have to complete challenges and are eliminated each round based on performance, and whichever one makes it to the end will happen as a real episode.
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>>150411580
Why can't you yugiscalers ever talk about anything interesting
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>>150411591
This, if you're going to be Mexican, make yugi a raging homosexual like Hulk
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>>150411589
What that's so dumb
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>>150411591
This is more interesting then your entire franchise.
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>Captura de pantalla
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>>150411552
the terrifier is a WEAK bitch
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>>150411604
idk I think it sounds kind of fun, encourages more OC as well which I imagine is the main point
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>>150411607
I'm not even a pokescaler. I'm tired of both sides posting the same shit.
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>>150411611
Post one Pokemon feat as good as this.
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>>150411589
How does a matchup even complete challenges? Is it going to be an OC based contest or what?
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>we have ACTUAL REAL Mexicans here
Bro...
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>>150411552
this TN looks pretty similar to the one i made once.
shame i lost most mine.
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Post Pokerape like what we were doing in that one thread, that was hot
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>>150411618
I'd have to see it in action, but until then, my opinion is that it sounds dumb and more effort than it is worth on a organizational front.
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>>150411589
>>150411628
I assume it will be like
>Challenge 1: Create the best trailer for your match and then it's judged by the hosts + a community vote
>Challenge 2: Best fanart
>etc
Up to the winning match. Most people will probably still vote just based on what the match they want but I assume the intent is to foster more community engagement and OC

Basically Ms. /co/ but for Death Battle
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>>150411637
listroon being a spic is a well known thing here
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here's the list so far
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>>150411589
>>150411649
Apparently instead of submitting matchups, it's submitting specific characters, those competing, and then the character who makes it to the end has a vote on which matchup people want for them and that will happen as an episode
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>>150411690
>character based tournament
Who are /dbg/ gonna rally for lads? Superboy Prime?
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>>150411690
Does it have to be new characters or can it be returning? I might meme Kratos depending on how I feel
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>>150411703
Can be any character. Tiki said in the Discord the intent is to see which characters in general the community are most interested in outside of a specific match
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>Captura de pantalla
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>>150411698
Invincible or Kratos imo. Asura could be interesting
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I found someone who is literally me on twitter, but is not me.
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>tourney to select a character
It's time.
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SUPER DUPER DIAPER
BIG MESSY SHARTS
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>150411589
>>150411649
>>150411690
Sounds Kino as fuck.
The most important thing with these is the engagement and fun the community can get out of the event so I like the idea.
We need to choose a champion to represent us in the tournament
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>>150411698
Goku of course.
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>Leave the tournament to me! I'll be /dbg/'s champion!
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>CHADtura de KINGtalla
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>>150411751
>gook leveling fans actually believe this
kek
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>>150411763
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>>150411690
>>150411698
We have to push for Superboy Prime, Invincible or KINGtos. I assume other sites will push for characters like Reimu, Gohan, Murder Drones shit, Hornet, and others.
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>>150411698
I don't want to be shitposty so I'll submit who I actually want, but I doubt he has a chance at winning.
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Biggest pushes are probably going to be for characters who are extremely popular but don't have one dominant request
>Spider-Man
>Invincible
>unironically Springtrap
>etc
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Ruby will win
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here's the strongest Disney Princesses according to the DB Cast
a sequel to it will happen actually debating a fight between them
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>>150411801
...a tasty fountain of Maka's sperm down her throat
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Is it time?
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>>150411803
Mulanbros…
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I want to kill him, there can be only one.
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>>150411763
She has a shot desu, fits the niche of "popular character in VS who doesn't have a solid matchup" which will probably take precedent in this tourney
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>>150411813
Mushu wasn't given to her
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>>150411831
If the other meme characters don't make it in or she doesn't have to fight them I will support Reimu to the best of my ability.
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went back and watched goku's origin. why tf does he have a tail in dragon ball?
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Besides Arle what fights do people want for Reimu?
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>>150411812
Get it in >>150411589
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>>150411868
Sayo from Kiki Kaikai. She's the OG. Reimu's literally a knockoff.
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>>150411801
... A chance to be in a threesome with Maka and Soul
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>>150411879
Sadly it's a stomp and I don't think many people would vote for it.
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>>150411868
>Doctor Strange
>KINGtos
>Sailor Mars
>Madoka
>Sayo
>that one smg4 girl for some reason
At least those are the ones I've seen.
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>>150411945
>smg4
Holy blast to the past. I got hit with the death note light getting his memory back from reading that
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Sweaty clits and breasts pressed against each other are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the women.
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>>150411890
Yeah, the knockoff would get stomped.
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>>150411945
>Doctor Strange
>KINGtos
>Madoka
>that one smg4 girl for some reason
These sound really stupid. At least I kind of get Sailor Mars, but the others?.
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>>150411971
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>>150411739
But nary a repast for BARBATOS!
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>>150411971
I've never been kissed in my life
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>>150411982
>Wall of cope
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>>150411971
I didn't take your for a Yurifag
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>>150411982
>Wall of facts
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>Kratos vs Reimu gets memed into existence
>KINGtos stomps again
>this time it's the other sites that get mindbroken over the results
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>>150411982
Black Bvlls no diff lesbians btw
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>>150412029
Does /jp/ get raided harder than what it'd be like if Reimu got in Smash?
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Proclaim the score
NOW
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WAAAAHAHAHAHA
>brap
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>brap brap brap
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'MMA GONNA WIN
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>>150412048
3-1
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>>150412048
0-1
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>>150412029
Man that ep was full of goofy nonsense reasoning.
>The black box
Love how they dont mention "what then?" Even if he could survive he couldnt do anything but float there helpless
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>>150412051
Hush.
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>>150412048
0-3
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>Kratos vs Reimu gets memed into existence
>GODmu stomps
>this time it's the Kratosfags that get mindbroken over the results
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>>150412051
Shush.
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>>150412048
14-88
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>>150412070
>>150412092
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBT
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
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>>150412048
88-88
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>>150411982
>cope cope cope
>followed by
>seethe seethe seethe
>followed by
>OH MY GOD I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT BLACK BULLS!
???
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>>150412038
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>>150412099
this
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Matchups for this feel?
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>>150411982
>BBC out of nowhere
White man has been here...
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>>150412137
Anything Touhou
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>>150412137
KIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGTOOOOOOOSSSSS
is fine with his wife fucking other men, because she loves him and always returns to him
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>>150412137
Sonic vs Goku
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>>150412137
Anything RWBY
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>>150412137
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>>150412137
Sonic vs Reimu
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>>150412137
>Boy! Where your mother got that slice of pizza was none of my business!
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>>150412137
Anything with Asura
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>>150412137
Anything JJK
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>>150411945
>>150412029
>>150412072
does anyone even want Kratos vs Reimu outside of here?
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...Death Battle?
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>>150412137
Anything involving Invincible
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>>150412186
Archaon MAULS Arthas.
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Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle
>Soul Eater
-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (this would be around 717.25242 km/h at worst)
-Black Star can dodge Lasers
-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)
-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood
-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves
>RWBY
-Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight
-Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force
-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)
-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules
-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava
-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT
-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space
-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)
-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)
-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash
-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
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>>150412186
Sonic MAULS Goku.
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>>150412202
Why can't you post anything past moon level for Sonic?
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>>150412137
Any matchup with Big Two and DBZ/S characters will have cuck spam
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>>150412206
Egg Wizard
Solaris
Time Eater
The End
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Is Maka gonna stomp or will they bs a Ruby win?
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>>150412193
But what about Arthas' multiversal scaling
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>>150412236
No one in WoW has scaling that high.
Especially not Arthas.
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>>150412175
…’s vassal, KINGtos.
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>>150412236
Why is my character capable one shotting the lich king with a single hit?
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>BRING ME ARTHAS!
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This right here? 100% Canon
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>>150412278
Soon Ruby will be added into that, as Maka's warbride who she'll share with Soul.
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>>150411981
>Strange vs Reimu
I don't really remember, not sure if what this wiki says is accurate https://versus-connections.fandom.com/wiki/Reimu_Hakurei_vs_Doctor_Strange. Can any character SCHOLARS confirm?
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>>150412232
Maka has the courage cut through even the most ludicrous wank
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You shouldn't be ashamed of your nationality or language.
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>>150412320
I am ashamed of my nationality
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I am indian and proud.
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>>150412332
CHADsura!
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>>150412268
Don't let Mordekaiser hear you, boy...
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>>150412302
Sounds like a Saber vs Luke type matchup where it's just "these character's personalities are kind of alike but have zero history or aesthetic cohesion"
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>>150411981
Strange is "they have the same job and it's 60s occult magic vs shinto buddhism magic"
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Had a dream about being Ben 10 getting beaten up by a black bvll only to temporarily disable him with tickles and then get turned into paste while trying to find the omnitrix in my bag
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>>150411675
Raps kinda stomps unless you give Jasmin like Genie.
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>>150412411
Not killing anyone seems kinda...Eh...I mean, he can technically just give her a gun, to shot the ones who actually matter (rapz and elsa), by virtue of them being massive glass canons.
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>BRING ME SAURON
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>>150411751
>Aura
Do zoomers genuinely think this just means
>well UHHH he SEEMS strong!!
And how they react to the common convention of characters seeming to be strong, but just jobbing?
Which ironically happens a lot in JJK, a manga they seem to worship.
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>>150412117
Coping and seething while thinking about black bulls is the /DBG/ way
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>>150412459
LoL is such dogshit
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>>150412172
lmao
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What's the next BIG Jojo matchup that has a chance to happen?
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>>150412459
LoL is such good shit
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>>150412461
It just means characters who are cool and cool things
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>>150412498
Funny Valentine vs Armstrong.
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>>150412510
...if you like eating feces that is
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>>150412332
KINGtos SCHOLAR!
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>>150412461
Unc is seething over zoomers XD
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>>150412498
Funny Valentine vs Armstrong or Adachi vs Kira. DIO vs Sakuya used to be popular a long time ago but no one wants that anymore.
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> My character is so strong, powerful and cool because I drew him easily beating already pre-established and popular characters!
Most pathetic archetype of a character.
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I have an entire folder full of cuck kino because Kratos' win was bullshit
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but enough about Kratos
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I will vote for my HERO!!!
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>>150410634
Is this true anons?
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If your favorite character doesn't have a Scene more CHAD than this one they are officially Rudeus Fodder
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>>150412576
I have no idea who this is.
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>people are getting a 'wearecharliekirk' hashtag going out
damn, dude stuck his neck out for these people
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>>150412609
She can't even measure up to half the cuck power Denji has
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>>150412622
BADUM-TISS!
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>>150412622
They didn't like Kirk's messages. Thought they went right for the jugular.
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Cucky ben
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>>150412622
I still have no idea who this guy is or why is the right wing shitting themselves like toddlers over his dead.
These people celebrate the deaths of kids every two months who cares if a random faggot dies?
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>>150412639
Kirk's message was that school shootings are okay as long as no gun laws are passed.
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Please, not here as well…
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>wins death battle
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>>150412609
Lmao someone's already posting KINGtos in there
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>over his dead
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>>150412693
In memory of Monty Python...
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Cucky Asura
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>>150412663
That is right Lucas *CLAPS* WE *CLAPS* MUST *CLAPS* BE *CLAPS* BETTER *CLAPS* MEN *Pulls testosterone and estrogen blockers*
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>>150412703
what's this old bitch smiling about?
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>>150412725
Mark... stop projecting what happened to you onto others.... YOU must do better.
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>>150412576
>Insecure powerfags are STILL seething over CHAD Hat out of nowhere
He truly is the strongest
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>>150412761
His wife’s BVLL brought pizza
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>>150412761
T-take it easy young man...
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>>150411763
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Will Asuratrannies ever get over this loss?
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>>150412048
3-0
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>>150412832
No
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>*beats the jew allegations*
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>>150412832
we do NOT discriminate in these HALLS son
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>>150412832
Maybe when Kratos destroys a planet
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>>150412850
Jews won tho
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>>150412576
Unironically solos your favorite character. With no, nay, negative effort too!
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>>150412838
Goku, soon you won't be alone anymore.
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Let’s get this straight:

Jewish mysticism (Kabbalah, Merkavah, Hasidic thought, etc.) has literally thousands of years of refinement. It’s fractal, endlessly self-reinterpreting, and based around a transcendent but immanent God who’s both utterly beyond comprehension and directly tied to human destiny. That’s some real “outerversal tier” metaphysics. They’ve got concepts like Ein Sof (infinite Godhead), Sefirot (emanations that structure all reality), and the whole project of tikkun olam (repairing shattered creation). It’s flexible, paradox-embracing, and has survived exile, persecution, and genocide. That’s S-tier resilience and adaptability.

Occult Nazism was basically a half-assed kitbash of stolen pagan symbols, bad anthropology, and pseudoscience. The SS runes? Copied and rebranded from 19th-century mystics. Hyperborea and Thule Society stuff? Low-effort fanfiction of Aryan supremacy pasted onto half-digested Hindu/Buddhist fragments. It’s brittle AF: the moment the Reich fell, the “mythos” collapsed because it had no living continuity, just ideological cope. At best you could call it mid-tier cosplay that folds instantly against any real paradox or contradiction.

So in a powerscale:

Judaism = millennia-old, living cosmology, paradox-tolerant, “infinite recursion” tier.
Nazism = 20-year-old fanfic cosmology that’s parasitic on other traditions, dies with its political structure.

Honestly, comparing them is like pitting an ancient civilization’s living theology vs. some edgy 20th century LARP club. One is the definition of cosmic endurance; the other is low-effort ideological spam.

tl;dr: The Jews have way better mysticism and cosmology than Nazis ever dreamed of.
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>>150412576
I might like him if his design wasn't shit
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>>150412887
>Jews myths are good because..."neg theology number 2052050th"
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>>150412887
Surely at this scaling they should be able to rape and gape some brown children without my money and my bombs right?
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>>150412832
Worse than Zfags tbqh
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>>150412912
The fact you had to pivot from metaphysics to child-rape fanfic tells me you already lost the debate.
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>ASURAASURAASURAASURAASURA
Damn, his FEATS and SCHOLARS truly mindbroke FRAUDtoskeks.
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>>150412907
Didn't say they were good, don't move the goalpost
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I have literally never seen a fanbase as corrupt as the Asura's Wrath fandom in my life. Only Genshin Impact has even come close.

They can't decide whether the fight against God of War is over or not, and if it is they won or if it simply died out, so they just switch between all of these on a dime to swat away any criticism that comes their way.

Because they "weren't as popular as God of War" for decades (for good reason), they just use this to farm pity points and get people to automatically vote for Asura over Kratos in everything. Now all Asura fans just walk around arbitrarily declaring that Asura wins any fight, especially against Kratos, and act like they've been called a slur if someone ever bothers to correct them so people jump to his defense so he never has to prove anything or give a source.

And that's just what the WHOLE community does, not even the individual actions of the debaters. Us God of War fans, we're not playing nice with you anymore. Any small pockets of panacea that our communities had going, they're over. We're done being oppressed by you guys. You're gonna have to actually give us sources on your garbage claims, or we'll just throw them out like you guys always try and do with any feat I ever give, sources or not.
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>>150412956
I am not actually a nazi though.
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>>150412956
Post Israel surviving for more than a week without daddy America's protection
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>>150412930
Unironically. Zfags are sensitive but these guys are genuinely mindbroken over a fan fiction.
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>>150412982
Not a Nazi, just cosplaying as one in the comments section. Got it.
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>>150413000
Duh
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Asurabros, it's okay, there is no shame in losing to Kratos, you can't be the better man in every matchup.
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>>150413000
/dbg/ welcomes all walks of life. Especially persecuted firebrands like Nazis
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>>150412857
He destroyed the planet level small rock when it collided with him! Though it did leave him winded
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>>150412991
usual baity geopolitics angle
>your mysticism sucks because Israel would collapse without the U.S.
doesn’t even address my original point about cosmology/myth
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>>150413008
You tell them, KINGtos scholar! Every word you spoke was straight fucking facts! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
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>>150412992
It was 7 months ago but it's fine. Seeing the seethe is funny
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I just believe in total American world domination. We should have annexed Israel 40 years ago.
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>>150412991
>>150413045
Bold move, bringing military aid into a conversation about metaphysics. Next up: Aristotle, but only if NATO approves.
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>>150413029
>couldn't post it
yep
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>>150413056
>talk about the powerlevel of a real group
>but what about their actual military power and not the fanfiction one they dreamed up?
>WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT
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>>150413045
Total American world domination: cute cosplay. Tell me again how empires end I seem to recall a recurring pattern called ‘collapse’.
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>Got your most requested fight
>Got the Death Battle cast begging for a sequel
>Got the first and only alternative ending in Death Battle history
>Got a respectful death, even Kratos felt bad about killing Asura.
>Asuratrannies still crying about this when any other group has gotten over it by now
I guess it just shows that Asurasissies are a bunch of literal spoiled cry babies. You're acting like a literal woman being this upset by a fan fiction.
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>>150413056
Their metaphysics shits down the neck of Nazism because they are an ancient civilization and Nazism itself is just a giant larp beyond internet culture, yes.

Doesn't mean I want them killing Gazans with impunity.
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>>150412963
Be honest. This general is mindbroken by Kratos, not just the Asurafags. We can't have 1 thread without Kratos
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>>150413081
Lies? None
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>>150413080
>cute cosplay
Was canon reality for like 80 years, buddy.
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>>150413077
Exactly, I was talking lorebooks, you brought up logistics manuals. Wrong genre, champ.
Also you have to consider if magic is real military stuff is passe
Next post: ‘Gandalf is cool and all, but could he pass a Pentagon budget review?’
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>>150413120
If your ‘canon reality’ can’t outlive a tortoise, maybe don’t brag.
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>>150413090
>a giant larp
israel's prime minister constantly posts shit about how he and israel are holy angels of light fighting against the khamas demons of darkness
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The justice league is literally the american pantheon.
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>>150413128
gandalf isn't real
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Alright, which one of you set off the Kratos cuck?
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>>150413090
I get it, but you can find beauty in a culture’s thought and still be horrified by its state’s actions. Those aren’t mutually exclusive.
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>>150413099
Its easy bait because its so retarded yet there are people who unironically buy shit like holding your hand in front of sunlight means you are super fast
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>>150413148
Tortoises are STRONG.
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>>150411589
>Total Drama Island style elimination
Danganronpasisters... even with the remake we lost. Chris won
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>>150411637
>we have ACTUAL REAL Mexicans here
nonsense
>>150411661
he's a chicano at best
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>>150413174
Yes but falling for bait and crying over the result for 7 months straight? Even Benfags got over it at some point. At first I had my sympathies because it was bullshit but now Asurafags are bigger lolcows than Zfags
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>>150411589
What?
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>Total Drama Island style elimination
>characters instead of matchups
YUPPAROOOOOOOO!!! MarvelSCHOLARS!!!
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>>150413182
>0 Atk Torterra Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Alakazam: 217-256 (86.4 - 101.9%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO
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>>150412137
pizza?
burger!
pizza vs burger death battle
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>>150413226
@grok is this real?
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>>150413226
Ronald will curbstomp all Pizza related character
https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Ronald_McDonald_(Character)
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>>150413216
Its not Asurafags anon. Its Featfags. Besides Hal/Ben was literal years and people are still irked by that fight. Difference there is at least Hal actually does cosmic shit while Kratos is infamous for having nothing to show and his powerfag fanboys harassing the devs to support their fanfiction only to repeatedly debunk them kek

Also doesnt help that Kratosura is pretty much unanimously agreed to be the worst episode of the kickstartet era if not the show as a whole.
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>>150413225
Ayy lmao
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Who is the FeatsQueen and why is it Lightning?
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>>150413170
the state is committing the actions using culture as a shield and justification, though
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>>150412195
Perhaps whoever is cutest should win.
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>>150413216
Is it really falling for bait when this place is just shitpost central? Krasura was bad, the worst episode of the new era and easy to meme on. Bait or not, people love making fun of a dumpster fire, especially when nothing worse is gonna come out for a while. Don’t know why you’re so pissed off at people shitposting.
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>>150411552

wait a fucking minute that IS my old TN
well shit, thanks OP. I'll give that a save
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>>150413284
>IS my old TN
Old Man
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>>150413277
>Implying anon is serious and isnt just stoking the Kratosura fire
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>>150413226
wtf @grok is this real??
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>>150413286
no im 25 my old pc just broke
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>>150413277
Because it's boring as fuck. It was funny at first but holy shit I can only handle so much cuckporn and Kratospastas, I took some breaks but seems like Kratos permanetly raped you guys
>>150413252
Still, I wish we would talk about something else
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>>150413304
We can talk about Makima.
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>>150413247
>Has created and manipulated numerous pocket dimensions with independent skies, flipped entire realities like curtains, and generated countless stars across multiple timelines with ease.
Fuck i can't find any proof of Donald doing this shit
Burgers still got spongebob tho so he stomps
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>>150412278
Literally two thirds true
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>>150413304
Wait for a match worth talking about unless Ruby VS Maka somehow manages to be dumber and lower quality than Kratosura which seems unlikely right now
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>/dbs/ thread in /v/
Gentlemen.....send them our regards.
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>>150413321
Holy shit temple level!
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I got a paper cut earlier and it's healed now, I believe this gives me a regeneration feat and if you combine it with my MFTL+ feat of blocking the sun's light with my hand like Kratos I believe I am at least low 2-A.
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>>150413304
Well, you’re just gonna have to wait for a while then until another dumpster fire comes out. Nothing as bad as or worse than Krasura came out so people just default back to shitposting with that. At least if you don’t bring up Asura, he normally doesn’t show up in the threads but Kratosposting is not going anywhere.
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>>150413304
We've pretty much talked about every upcoming episode so there's nothing new
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>>150413344
>Merely 2A
Get on my super outerversal level
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>>150413321
I will never not laugh when I see that scene.
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>>150413344
makes sense
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>>150413379
I'm surprised he even bothered answering this.
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>>150412663
He stuck his neck out for the right to own guns.
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>>150413407
Covid Era, maybe he had alot of time. Alot of the powerfag debunks are from that time and powerscaling in general was at their peak
>>150413349
That sucks, can't we have multiversal Base Ash already
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didn't see anything in the archive, so very late ballot

Starts with Ben, Chad, Liam, DJ, and Sam. Ben got Covid while on vacation.

>Thrall VS Ghazghkull Thraka
Liam really likes 40K Orks. Chad calls Thrall the GOAT. Ben likes the idea of Fantasy vs Sci-Fi orcs.

>Balan vs Beck (Mighty No 9.)
They find this really funny. Ben asks the chat if they really want to see this on the show, noting it's a spite matchup.

>Tatsuya Suou vs Squall Leonhart
Sam likes the matchup and connections.

>Byakuya (Bleach) vs Alice Synthesis 30 (SAO Alicization)
The calls not not familiar with Alice Synthesis. The calls talks about the Isekai boom started by SAO and Sam and DJ give a shoutout to .hack.

>Luffy vs Popeye
They think this is fun and thematic even, even if Popeye stomps.

>Blue Marvel vs Zod
They get the idea of putting a Marvel Superman against Zod.

>Yamato (One Piece) vs Mordred (Fate)
Liam thinks Yamato is one of his favorite recent One Piece characters, DJ dislikes Yamato because of feeling his resolution at the end of Wano was bad.

>Veyle vs Masked Man (Fire Emblem vs Mother)
Liam says he needs to play Mother 3, and him and Sam talk about the lack of an official release of Mother 3. Ben and DJ haven't played Fire Emblem Engage.

>Alucard vs Raziel (Castlevania vs Legacy of Kain)
Sam and Liam really like this one. Ben thinks they should definitely do a vampire themed DB again.

>Darth Vader vs Golbez (Final Fantasy)
Liam likes this. DJ and Ben are sold on this. Liam thinks Vader probably wins.

>Beat (JSR) vs Jake (Subway Surfers)
Chad mentions having cool pitches for Jet Set Radio matchups and wanting to bring it on the show.
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>Jon Moxley (AEW) VS Trevor Philips (GTA)
Chad says doing more wrestling characters would be fun, singling out the Undertaker as one he wants to have on the show.

>Rubi Malone vs Revy (Black Lagoon)
They think the connections make sense. They joke about putting Rubi Malone against Maka instead of Ruby Rose.

>Louis Guiabern vs Edelgard Von Hresvelg
Sam notes the positive response to this in the discord, tries and fails to give this a Rooster Teeth Buck. Ben notes that Edelgard has been requested a lot.

>The Magic School Bus vs Rocket (Little Einstein's)
They immediately question if these vehicles will be inhabited and if they're gonna kill kids in this matchup. Ben, DJ, and Liam really want to bring Magic School Bus into DB to talk about her.

>Jin Sakai (Ghost of Tsushima) vs The Oni (Dead by daylight)
They think this is fun and want more sword fights.

>Rainbow Mika Vs Angel (The King of Fighters)
Sam notes the positive response to this in the Discord, DJ says he likes this matchup.

>Gesicht VS James McCloud (Pluto VS A Fox in Space)
Liam gives everyone a summary of Pluto while Sam gives the submitter the Ballot Banter Legend roll on his behalf. Sam gives this both a Rooster Buck and a Liam React as a reward.

>King Knight vs Grey Prince Zote (Shovel Knight vs Hollow Knight)
"Yes." - Sam. They talk about Silksong and Hollow Knight being goated.

>Kazuma VS Subaru
Chad points out they didn't actually talk about the matchup at all and they move on.

>9 vs Mono (9 vs Little Nightmares)
DJ really loves 9 and calls it a super formative movie for his taste in movies.

Next time is Aimite (sic) (Puyo Puyo) Vs Marisa Kirisame (Touhou Project).
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>>150413507
>Jake (Subway Surfers)
I hope he dies a very humiliating death i fucking hate him and his fat eyebrows
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>His "hero" doesn't even have a mountain destruction feat
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>>150413507
>Yamato (One Piece) vs Mordred (Fate)
Isn't SHARTdred absurdly strong just from being a Servant and also having plot important sword?
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Mordred jobs to her father's(female) cock.
I've SEEN it.
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>>150413530
Post your hero destroying a mountain
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>>150413530
Scanty and Kneesocks, my beloved's
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Are symbiotes weak bitches?
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>>150413546
Okay, but let's be honest you'd job to it too.
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>>150413546
Merlin...
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Post a mountain destroying your hero.
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>>720836305
How many marvelbros are actually in these threads for them to take over even /dbs/-lite threads like this?
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>>150413585
I know...
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>>150413507
>>Thrall VS Ghazghkull Thraka
Lame, should be Thrall vs Grimgor
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>>150413641
>fucked up the link
Me...
>>>/v/720836305
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>>150413274
>Maka stomps again
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>>150413507
>Thrall VS Ghazghkull Thraka
Grimgor is still the better Warhammer Orc for the Match up over Ghazghkull.
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>>150413655
>>150413713
Based.
Warhammer Fantasy has better MU's than 40k.
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Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
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>>150413546
>implying that if Artoria whipped out her Excalibur and told you to deepthroat it you wouldn't be happy to do it
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>>150413818
Oh, I never said I wouldn't. I would worship my KING's scepter...
but I am not blood related to her...
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>>150413713
He's the better matchup yeah but Thrall unironcally has a better chance of beating the guy with the gun and the meksuit than he does beating Grimgor.
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Only characters with strong sneezes can be posted.
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>>150413867
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>150411637
>Goes to a powerscaling thread and complains about mexicans

Look, if you go to a milkman you're gonna get dairy I dunno what to tell you.
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>>150413879
Okay, ENTER!
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>>150413879
>FRAUDeye sneezing causes a tidal wave
>>150413908
>CHADtama sneezing destroys a planet
Yep!
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>>150413879
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New patch note:
If your verse contains Ares you are immediately downscaled to dirt level
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>>150413859
Maybe, but from a pure resources standpoint Ghaz doesn't even have an official 3D model in any video game. If they make a custom model for him, that's a lot of resources being poured into an episode that might be taken down by the notoriously litigious GW. If they're going to hazard a venture into GW IPs, they should probably go with one that requires less investment. Grimgor has a model from Total Warhammer ready to go. In this way, Grimgor vs Thrall is probably the wiser match to go with. Also, it's not as if Grimgor is less popular than Ghaz.
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>>150413867
Damn...not here...
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So I am reading Fire Force. No fucking wonder why it isn't a popular setting for battleboarding.
You can't even really scale these characters, since they are literally dependent on the world state for the power of their powers.
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>>150413964
Oh I agree they should use Grimgor because he's the best WH Greenskin anyway and it just makes sense logistically, I was just amused at how brutally he BTFOs Thrall simply by krumping him hard
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>>150414181
It would be pretty fun to see Orc Spartacus unga bunga Orc Moses and all his shaman nonsense
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>all the shitposters are busy in the /v/ thread
>/co/ thread becomes entirely basically normal vs discussion
lol
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How strong is he?
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>>150414222
What happened?
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>>150414137
The world literally warps around their perceptions and beliefs. The power system is basically meme magic. If Arthur believes he's an unbeatable God, he becomes one.
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>>150414302
We are all in the /v/ thread talking about Broly in xenoverse
>>150413669
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>>150414299
Biggest jobber in the Greek pantheon
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>>150414299
Realistically his max power should be mountain to country level.
Mostly country in terms of range of influence rather than range of effect.
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>>150414322
The world is only able to warp so much because of Adolla.
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>>150414299
Doesn't he create small mountains in his fight?
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>>150414400
Did you forget that he makes a universe?
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Tick tock tick tock
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>>150414452
No, he teleported Kratos into his pocket dimension/magical realm
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>Death battle thread in /vp/ and raid in /v/
We're STRONG
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>>150414137
We scale them by their feats, like every single other character.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiVWChn1YjI
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>>150414493
It had a fucking galaxy in it. You fucking lying ass.
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>>150414515
Starry wallpaper, lad, you need to learn how to use Occam's razor and not assume an earthbound entity has cosmological scale power unless the story explicitly states or shows so
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>>150414515
Its a wallpaper realm. Nigga died to a statue sword. Its like saying Mundus is a universe buster in DMC1 but powerfags have some weird issue with common sense. GoW gods are generally mountain to continent level at best
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>>150414583
People unironically do say Mundus made a universe tho.
> but powerfags have some weird issue with common sense.
If powerfags had common sense they wouldn't powerscale
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>>150414573
>>150414583
It looks like he made a galaxy. So he made a galaxy. Why are you denying it as a feat? Just so you can downplay him to country level?
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>>150414583
Mundus is a bad example because his realm unironically is actually confirmed in official material to be both a universe with stars and created by him
Granted
>guidebooks
but they do exist as actual material
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>>150414499
Canon
a
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>>150414620
The realm he sent kratos into had fucking stars too dude! He made a fucking universe tf man.
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>>150414614
Where does it say here he made a galaxy
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>>150414480
It's sad, if we didn't get Penny vs Pinhead after the 2017 movies I doubt we ever will
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>Deku's setting is fucked forever because quirk singularity will happen
Grimm, no wonder they don't have any real heroes there
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>thinking the illusion is real
>thinking Kratos can breathe in space when he can’t even breathe underwater
KWAB!
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>>150414636
Warrior-Z, don't you have a street to shit on
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>you see that galaxy? Its not a galaxy actually because...its magic! Shut up!
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>>150414480
Wake up in the mornin feelin like P Diddy
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>>150414657
/DBG/ is still asshurt over Kratos' victory over Asura
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Creation feats are not durability feats, fools
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>cucktos melty time
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>>150414657
Unironically yes. Wallpaper verse
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>mundas making a universe
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>>150414299
Country level at best.
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Could Daima SSJ4 Goku beat Bills the Destroyer?
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>ares making a universe
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>>150414657
>wow look at those stars that girl must be massive
do you understand you sound like a developmentally challenged child right now in your assumptions that everything you see is real
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>>150414690
Ah yes, I remember Narutofags putting Kaguya at multiverse level because all her dimensions were "real" and let's not forget multiversal Kingdom Hearts wank too
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Why didn't Ares just shoot a Big Bang?
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>>150414718
Bazinga
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>thinking the illusion is real
>thinking Cloud can breathe in space when he can’t even breathe underwater
KWAB!
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>>150414713
>giantess Paimon
Yummy...
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>A-Ares can make a galaxy!
>please ignore him dying to a stone sword!
>please ignore Hermes nearly passing out after crashing into a building!
>please ignore Poseidon’s head leaking blood after being slammed against some rocks!
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I keep reading this argument about Ruby being more skilled because Soul can wield himself as long as he's in resonance with Maka. But that makes no fucking sense.
For once We know Maka is still a skilled combatant, we see her move, dodge attacks, punch, and strategize on her own, is not like she's just there and Soul does everything for her.
I genuinely think Both Ruby and Maka should be roughly equals on experience and skill (unless you go for "More Time equals more experience" arguments)
Also if anything Soul's ability to wield himself and change shape would make it so Ruby would have a harder time trying to disarm Maka.
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>>150411803
What does Ariel have that puts her above Elsa and Rapunzel
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>>150414751
Ariel can breathe underwata :3
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>>150414713
>Just because it looks like a feat doesnt mean you can interpret it as the feat you are seeing
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>>150414738
>argument about Ruby being more skilled
But she's a fucking jobber, her entire team is when facing more than a mindless Grimm
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>>150414729
Ok now explain this
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>>150414735
To be fair jobbers like Palkia and Dialga can make a universe and they can job to minor shit
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>>150414735
>stone sword given to him by Olympus is just a regular stone sword
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>>150414764
we saw the giant robots grow to that size, all we saw with Ares was him pulling Kratos through a portal and now we got desperate remedial inbreds like you claiming he made a universe instead of bringing him to a pocket dimension
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>>150414764
That gif literally contradicts your argument.
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>>150414729
You think this is bad? Some retards think that Kiseki from Falcom or Trails if you want the localized name is full of planet busters when a plot point is that no, there's a limit to your power level innthe world because they're in a fucking cube and not a real world
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>>150414777
How big do you think the pocket universe is anon?
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>>150414803
probably the size of a small house, maybe a small Wal-Mart at most
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>>150413818
Gilgamesh...
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>It looks like that. It's named like this.
low level demons in SMT VV can use "Big Bang"... just saying
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My question is why didn’t Ares just leave Kratos trapped in his pocket dimension? Pretty sure Kratos had no way out.
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>>150414702
No.
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>>150414815
Ah yes the smt demons. Those smt demons that are canonically able to make entire new universes at a whim. In fact the smt where most endings are about making a new universe. Those smt demons using the big bang...
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Type-Moon characters aren't real planet busters btw
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>>150414636
Yeah but mundus didn't die because Dante shoot him with an stone bullet
>inb4. B-BUT HE DIDN'T DIE
You get the point.
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>>150414774
Mountain-level stone sword, I’ll give you that.
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>>150414769
That is so lame, FF7 original Jap version fucking sucks.
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Remember when Lysandra and Calliope could breathe in space? FUARK, they’re BEASTS just like KINGtos!
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>>150414851
True but it's still a multiplanetary feat
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>>150414769
ripping off Hachiman, uh?
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>>150414738
Death Battle made the argument.
>Boomstick: Time for class, then! The two trained hard, but their style's kind of weird.
>Okay, so, Maka guides Soul in the direction she wants to go, but Soul, the scythe, does all the actual movements himself. Maka's the meister; Soul's the weapon.
>Wiz: Like conductor and instrumentalist. A meister-weapon pair cannot work in harmony without total cooperation.
Realistically the argument will end up being that if Soul is taken out of commission then Maka isn't a skilled combatant.
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ENOUGH

KINGtos quotes

NOW!
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>>150414887
>We must be better men for my wife’s BVLL(S).
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>>150414884
>then Maka isn't a skilled combatant
But she is better than Ruby in H2H at least without gag feats even
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>the blade of the gods is totally just a regular stone sword bros. Please ignore how symbolism could make it much more powerful than it might be just looking at it. We don't use interpretations of power here.
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>>150414887
>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng
>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...
>*dies*
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>>150414914
t-those bars were made of omni-versal metals...
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Continental stone sword, btw.
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Yeah, you lose to this.
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Mr /co/ janny please get down
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>>150414932
By scaling she's way stronger because she TANKED Asura's thrusts btw
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>cuckporn
>Asura out of NOWHERE
Aresbro got mindbroken…
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>>150414884
Maka can throw hands just fine though
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>>150414930
>all it takes is a continental sword to kill the GAYreek GOD OF WAR
So... what you're telling me is Asura could have dabbed on the entire GoW GAYREEK pantheon with no effort?
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>>150414943
Asura is very gentle with her. He’s a big softie for his family. He also spoiled Mithra a lot by eating her veggies for her when she was smaller.
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>>150414998
English, please.
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>>150415012
If all it took was a continental level stone sword to kill the Greek pantheon's God of war, Ares, then Asura could have destroyed the entire pantheon on his own with no effort.
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>>150415011
Mm, I honestly believe that kids should be forced to eat their vegetables, fuck seafood tho
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Im surprised you guys just said the galaxy ares made isnt just a outlier
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Ares creating a galaxy is an outlier anyway
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>>150415025
Anyone with functioning brain cells knows Asura could just shoot one Mantra blast and destroy the entire the GOW verse (a planet). However, Asura lost and we’re living in the fallout, so enjoy the shitposting.
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>>150415080
>so enjoy the shitposting
I do. The KINGtos memes are funny. The BE A BETTER MAN memes are funny.
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>>150415075
Is he really creating it if its just magic?
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>>150415101
I enjoy the MONSTERsura memes particularly because they are completely contradictory to Asura’s character and treat Kratos as a saint like he hasn’t murdered 99% of Greece in his war against Olympus.
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Which ares is the strongest?
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>>150415131
unironically how were the multiple script writers this disconnected? RT dying must have really fucked up the episode
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>>150415155
because they phoned it in hard for Asura
the OG script had him fucking trying to destroy the planet that Mithra was on
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>>150415155
Even in the verdict
The episode credits multiple writers so I imagine one of them knew Asura and another had no idea about anything about the characters
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>Asura is 68 QUADRILLION times the speed of light
>b-but here's Kratos stumbling forward and putting his hand up AFTER Helios's light has hit him
>so speed is uh, equalized...
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Asura was never talked about prior to his ep here desu
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>>150415182
DB was correct.
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>>150415148
Probably DC
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baitGODS keep winning
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>>150415182
Prove to me Kratos is not that fast.
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>>150415187
I vaguely remember him being brought up in matchups against Broly and Beerus a while back.
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>>150415187
Neither was Kratos though...
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Hal was TEACHING Gwen
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>>150415187
Nah he came up with people suggesting Z Broly, Beerus, and Atrocitus
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>>150415208
KRATOS, GOD OF SPEED SLEDDING!
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Battle of the Literal Whos!
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>>150415208
I… AM INCAPABLE…
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>>150415223
ForgetmeNot vs Condiment King
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>>150415223
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>>150415211
He actually was, but not to the point of basically being the main character of these threads like he is now.
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>>150415218
>>150415227
Asuratranny, show me Asura's fastest speed feat.
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>>150414957
Oney rapes my sides to this day
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>>150412576
Loses immensely to Alex YIIK btw
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>>150415247
Where / when? It's hard even imagining people caring beyond the Snoy memes
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So what character is /dbg/ going to push for and/or back on the Ms/Mr. Death Battle survivor thing?
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>>150415080
I need the AI jeets to return. I stole the Durga one from /v/
>>150415203
From Omni-man to Kratos. They will always win
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>>150415259
You niggas forget that kratos has a deathbattle episode that people really wanted to be remade with better animation.
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>Asuratranny, show me Asura's fastest speed feat
Pretty sure you’ve already seen it. Nobody’s gonna spoonfeed you.
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>>150415259
He'd come up super rarely. He only reallt got attention during the tournament of champions when Kratosura was in the running (lost both times) and then when it was confirmed for ep before the one that actually won the tournament
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>>150415263
Caliborn/Lord English from Homestuck, probably
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>>150415265
I'm here but I have a truce with the Reimubro who will probably come to my house and murder me if I continue.
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>>150414884
Punching the bad guys is like Maka's thing though.
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>>150415272
>Wanting Spawn to flex on Kratos yet again
Spawn has actually strong opponents to face!
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>>150415265
>I stole the Durga one from /v/
I’m surprised nobody made Durga porn here but somebody else did on /v/. Crazy now that I think about it, considering how much Asura gets mentioned here.
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>>150415249
They literally show it in the death battle.
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>>150415263
Caliborn VS Prime or Dexter VS Jimmy I'd guess if anyone actually took part from here
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>>150415302
>deathbattles are about good matchups
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>>150414907
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>>150415301
All I am doing is pointing to what Death Battle said, and extrapolating an idea for as to why they said it.
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>>150415318
Kratos VS Spawn is like doing Goku VS Superman again. Waste of an ep as Kratos gets clowned on again.
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>>150415259
I remember him being brought up often during the Hercules vs Sun Wukong waiting period.
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We should do our own tournament of champions.
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>>150415331
master chief vs doomguy outta nowhere!
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>>150415263
Caliborn/Lord English. He'd even be hilarious in an actual Survivor style game
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>>150415364
Chief VS Doomguy was an obvious different result. Kratos VS Spawn is not and just Kratos getting embarrassed again.
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>>150415175
>never shown to attack anyone without justifiable reason
>only engages in fights because Mithra was in danger or innocent people were being slaughtered
>the only exceptions were when he was actively challenged by Augus, Yasha, Ryu and Akuma to a fight
>the only time he ever engaged in a fight on his own volition was to spar against Yasha in a flashback
>DB has him attack Kratos for no fucking reason even though Mithra was clearly safe
For the being basically the embodiment of Wrath, Asura is pretty fucking reasonable. He acts gruff on the outside but his heart is always on the right side, it’s why Durga loves him so much. She specifically said he’s at his best when he’s fighting for what’s right and encourages him to do what his heart tells him to because she knows him.
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>>150415381
Suuuure. What did they have spawn at ap wise vs ghostrider. What did they have kratos at?
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>>150415422
sh-shut up!
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>>150415422
>Kratos
finite universes
>Spawn
infinite universes
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>>150415422
they gave spawn infinite universes and said soul destruction + physical force can't kill him lol
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>>150415351
Kratos or Invincible/Nolan would sweep
>>150415457
DB said they lowballed him, SOME Kratos scalers put him at infinite because of Atlas and Yggdrasil. Also 5D dimensionality idk what Spawn has
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>>150414766
Hasn't it been established multiple times that Ruby cannot fight worth shit on her own
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BE
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BETTER
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>>150415457
And if it was a g1 blog for the rematch i can assure you that it would be mixed for votes.
>>150415451
Its still pretty odd they had ghostrider at like infinite multiverses yet still lose to infinite universes. Just because ghostrider... cant kill him. What the fuck man.
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>>150415574
>it's strange they had the character who couldn't kill his opponent lose
Yeah?
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>Yggdrasil
>beyond all space and time
>fate of the tree is bounded to the planet
I will never understand the amount of mental illness it takes to wank GOW past planet level.
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>>150415590
Kratos powerfags have never actually touched the games. That or they ignore when the story tells them they are wrong
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>>150415574
Didn't G1 have Asura and Kratos as a tie after initially having it as a blowout for Fanfic Kratos? Seems even they are getting weary of Fanfic Kratos wank
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Shitsura lost
Lole
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According to Death Battle, Spawn has infinite speed, can affect infinite timelines and match beings who can create infinite universes with infinite layers. Wtf is Kratos going to do?
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>>150415614
>first g1
>13-2 for Kratos
>second g1
>5-5
Crazy how much that’s changed. The first g1 had them spending 8-10 pages trying to convince you of the GOW “multiversal” cosmology which took up like 50% of Kratos’s section.
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>>150415619
This, anyone calling it a fanfiction battle is a coping sissy lime Benfags and Gokufags
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>is a coping sissy lime
ESLtos…
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>>150415586
Its raven vs pheonix logic. Is bullshit. Just because one person cant die doesnt mean they should just "win anyway" it'd be a tie
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>>150415649
Get actual speed wanking for one. Mftl kratos is retarded
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>>150415522
>Also 5D
I kek every time.
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>>150415665
I'm calling you a lime like green, like the phrase "you're green". Asurasissies are beginners/noobs like that. I understand my witty humor flew over your jeet mind.
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>I'm calling you a lime like green, like the phrase "you're green". Asurasissies are beginners/noobs like that. I understand my witty humor flew over your jeet mind
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I will sex Blair
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>>150415667
For Raven v Phoenix they just made up an anti feat for the Phoenix Force because "well, it's never EXPLICITLY said that The Phoenix can revive souls!" despite being one of the highest forces in the Marvel setting and upscales beyond characters with meta/recton abilities and other beings that can soul regeneration.
The autistic need for every episode to end in murder really just holds this show back.
>Sure, this character is demonstrably more powerful/skilled, and could imprison/hold their opponent down indefinitely, but they can't graphically murder their opponent and bathe in their blood laughing, so they lose!"
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And the Asissyra jeet flied, hiding behind basically an angry wojack. Being a KINGtos scholar is too easy
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>>150414480
KWAB
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>And the Asissyra jeet flied, hiding behind basically an angry wojack. Being a KINGtos scholar is too easy
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Even if Kratos was more powerful than Spawn he would still job for the same reasons Ghost Rider jobbed. DB Spawn can regen from all physical and spiritual damage and come back from existence erasure while having a plethora of ways to just hax Kratos to death.
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>>150415745
Deathbattle ignores the most common wincon of them all. Incapacitation.
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>>150415808
Tell me that seeing spawn fuck gigawank kratos like that wouldnt be the most kino win ever.
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So can I make Aislop jokes of other characters or will you get angry.
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>>150415831
AIslop general.
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>that fodder_fuck guy deleted all his AI slop from rule34
was it really L.T, then?
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>>150415782
Then surely YOU can post indisputable proof of Kratos destroying a mountain?
Such SCHOLARLY wisdom should be well within your grasp!
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>>150415864
It was a ban I'm pretty sure, idk.
Some fag was like begging him to stop and then he dropped more kek and then I think he got nuked. I got banned too.
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If Spawn is so infinite, how come he has a limited supply of power
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>>150415873
Wait a few more years, alright!? You’ll see him do it for sure!
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>>150415788
>Also, if It's physical avatar is destroyed, the true form will die along with it
Then what's the fucking point of the avatar
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>>150415885
how tf you get banned from rule34 for posting smut? even ai slop is accepted.
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Trannyspam!
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>>150415909
I think whatever tranny mods there thought was griefing or some shit.
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>>150415745
To be fair it wasn't making up an anti-feat, it was pulling up a scan where the Phoenix says it explicitly can't easily repair souls
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Literally fucking who is this
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>>150415954
And the Penance Stare doesn't work if you don't have regrets
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>losing kratos matchup is discussed
>tranny spam comes immediately after
Noticed.
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I warned you all about going full /dbs/, now this goblin is now festering in /dbg/.
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>>150415986
Is this a /dbs/ poster or something? Does the person being posted even have anything to do with the topics?
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Reminder that DMC caps at city level at best, even taking Mundus' "Universe" feat at face value it doesn't correlate to offensive power in the slightest.
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Kratos vs spawn is just so much more thematic damn it. Why did they have to book asura vs kratos! Its unironically a battle between "we must be better"
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Nobody here cares about /dbs/ drama btw
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Alright. I am now read up on Fire Force.
And I think the upgrades to Soul Eater characters are underwarranted.
We have no real idea of the actual physical nature of the Soul Eater Moon.
Presuming it doesn't really seem right either. After all, by the time of Soul Eater it under went three transformations.
First would be the Moon being altered by the Great Cataclysm of 250 years ago, changing its 'artstyle' to match the art of Fire Force.
Second would be it changing shape to match the appearance of the Soul Eater Moon.
Finally, Shinra's kick after Faerie reversed the Moon's gravity rewrote the laws of physics so that it is able to be in the upper atmosphere without any detrimental effects.
In other notes, Fire Force characters outside of Shinra Banshoman are just kinda impossible to get a definitive measure over.
It is really messy that an alternate version of our modern world would still have place names and structures that came from our original world for well over 800 years.
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>>150415997
It's a common /dbs/ tactic back in the day. Whenever the conversation gets heated, and someone couldn't take a bant. They post trans shit to derail the thread. Posting trans shit is one way to derail it, but there are others. It's just that trans shit gets a response, and derails it more.
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>>150416028
>posting some random trans person who has nothing to do with anything just to falseflag
Baffling
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>>150416040
It would appear that I have picked a bad time to drop my takes on Fire Force.
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>>150415954
How fucking strong souls are, that the motherfucking conceptual origin of everything can't easily repair it?
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>>150416064
Just go ahead, nobody is replying to the weird posts anyways
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>>150416073
Oh no I already did just above Detectiveku.
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>>150415788
>BRING ME PENNYWISE
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>>150415889
They ditched that eventually
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>>150416070
Who knows
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>>150415788
Pennywise jobs to the Ritual of Chud
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>>150416085
SMURFzilla...
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Charlie Kirk was just some drifter who raped unprepared college whores on camera for money.
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>>150416115
Qrd on mathrus
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>>150414884
>Okay, so, Maka guides Soul in the direction she wants to go, but Soul, the scythe, does all the actual movements himself.
They'll want to claim that he does all of her acrobatics and martial arts for her too. I wonder what bullshit they'll cook up to have them separated.
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>>150416023
I'd react but I don't really care about fire force anyway. Good work on your research though, anon.
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>>150416157
I dunno why this will even be relevant since Ruby canonically cannot defend herself at all once she drops Crescent Rose.
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>>150416104
I think this comic is around 25 years old, I suspect things have changed since then
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>>150416121
Whomst?
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>>150416157
>>150416174
Ruby's preview specifically brings up how she's useless without her scythe, I'm 100% confident a point in the verdict will be
>maka had to train to work with soul on her own, so she's plenty capable even disarmed, while ruby is deadweight when she loses her scythe
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>>150415788
The book acknowledges that that you can’t hurt pennywise true form through the avatar unless your being amped by the other. The people who made the blog clearly weren’t paying attention to the novel
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>>150416157
>>150416174
>>150416194
My presumption is this:
Silver Eyes to incap/kill Soul.
Maka goes for a courage punch/use her demon weapon abilities.
Kills Ruby/dies trying.
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Could kratos kill malbolja?
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>>150416214
Yes because Malebolgia is a jobber
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>>150416160
Fire Force is weird and it gets really super meta towards the last 80 chapters.
It takes the Collective Subconscious thing to a much greater degree than Persona does.
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>>150416178
It's from Excalibur #52; 33 years old. I'm not really sure how Raven would come back from a shattered psyche
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>>150415908
To interact on our plane of existence
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>>150416209
Maka isn't part demon, that's anime-only/non-canon. But I cam totally see them thinking that Soul being a 'demon' weapon means silver eyes have an affect
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>>150416233
It's mostly Ohkubo bitching about people not liking One Gag Girl and how the real world sucks
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>>150416254
She's not even demon in the anime she's part weapon weapons aren't demons
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>>150416254
Well she is part Demon Weapon. Spirit is a Demon Weapon after all.
And you are correct that she only becomes a Demon Weapon in the anime, but the analysis has already used the anime exclusive terminology for souls as Kishin Eggs and explained them using the anime explanation.
Additionally, the possibility that Demon Weapons could be affected by Silver Eyes would be dependent on if Death Battle interprets Silver Eyes as anti destruction (generally) or not and if Demon Weapons would be affected.
Their origin is that they are descendants of humans who had been combined with a witch soul and an inanimate object.
Witches and Soul Eater magic in general are ascribed an instinct for destruction called the 'Pull of Magic'.
Death Battle might or might not say this is enough justification for Silver Eyes.
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>>150416257
Well it is more than that too to be fair.
Like the idea that humanity's exposure to anime and cartoons would lead to our self image in the ColUnconscious shifting.
Or enough people believing Pi was a solved notion made it so Pi was a rational number.
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>>150416330
>Mfw Maka loses because they anime composite her
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>>150415908
He can't easily enter the world without
A: Getting ganged by the tower and his wizard boyfriend
B. Destroying it.
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>>150416254
>>150416316
>>150416330
Demon Weapons technically isn't a wrong translation but they should be called Magic Weapons, considering their origin. Magic and Demon come from the same term in Japanese. But it doesn't matter cause Silver Eyes only activate when Grimm are around and only affects them.
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>>150416432
The activate around Grimm because Grimm are the only manifestations of destruction in the RWBY setting.
Death Battle could honestly go either way on this.
I'm not being definitive or anything, since it isn't like we can just interrogate every thing from creators in a manner that would lead to consistent answers.
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We're all detectives here.
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>>150416423
>He can't easily enter the world without destroying it.

Explain
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>>150415976
Redditroons love Kratos, they love Undertale and Persona and Sonic anything they can powerwank to omniniggaversal, of course they're gonna spam now.
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>>150416007
This is true for basically every universe creation feat ever. But the Redditroons who keep Death battle running would never accept that. Imagine if they hard debunked a universal statement in the show itself, they'd lose their collective shit.
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>>150416664
You say that, but these are the same images that are always used.
It is just some troll looking to rile things up.
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The Champion Island Winner will probably either be Cell, Spider-Man or Sailor Moon, unless plebbit spammers try to get something Undertale/Deltarune adjacent forced into the show.
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>>150416715
I'm pretty sure if they don't let Sans in, Sans is going to win
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>>150416724
Springtrap seems like the most popular choice atm, which I wouldn't mind cause it would be funny as fuck.
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>>150416733
And by that I mean for the Champion Island thing in general, not for San's opponent.
>Captcha: YHAHA
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>>150416746
We're also getting Koroks in that case.
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Death Battle will allow the Silver Eyes to work to an extent because the climax of the fight is going to be Silver Eyes Ruby vs Black Blood Armor Maka and unless they use a giga lowballed version of Maka that loses, that's pretty much Ruby's only meaningful advantage.
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Who should Shantae face off against?
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The subreddit really wants Kyle Rayner to come back for the champion poll thingamajig.
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>>150416771
Shovel Knight beat Kratos so he's completely out of the question. The only other matchups I've seen for her are Sash Lilac and Filia from Skullgirls
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>>150416768
It will most likely be a "it's debatable if the silver eyes work but giving the benefit of the doubt here's why that still wouldn't be enough" thing, they've done that before
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>>150416768
>>150416798
Makes sense. They always give people a charitable interpretation if the result is already decided. Like Bardock getting Super Saiyan because it wouldn't make a difference in the outcome.
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Springtrap's gonna win the poll, wrap it up guys.
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New thread?
Oh what's the point, we're gonna get so much spam.
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>>150416330
>>150416432
>>150416557
The silver eyes would only be a game changer if Ruby knew how to use them in canon.
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>>150416783
They can suck eggs, Kyle is a charisma vacuum and he shouldn't have been on the show before John or Guy
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>>150416897
She can use them though. She got trained by Maria.
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>>150416797
Thinking about Skullgirls makes me depressed. Everything went to shit.
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>>150416903
Simon vs Kyle is the lamest, most onionsous death battle ever, it's literally just "OMG that contruct is a frickin reference?!? Holy kino!" and "Holy friggin crap guys they're being so damn nice and respectful holy indomitable human spirit I'm gonna cry to this." People gas up Kratos vs Asura as a travesty, which I can get behind, but Simon vs Kyle mnages to have all of the worst things about death battle and it's fandom wrapped into a single shitty package. It's a testament to how much vsfaggotry sucks.
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>>150416872
we can try, new thread
>>150416956
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>>150416955
If it's in character what's the problem? You just want out of character psycho murderers? Gonna complain that the next Nintendo character isn't cursing and out for blood?



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