>Peter, did I ever tell you about Cassandra Webb? She was my colleague when I was an EMT, after my tour in Afghanistan but before I married your Aunt May. She was very callous and had little concern for the lives she saved. Once I pulled her out of a car that had crashed into the river, after which she began behaving very strangely. One night she appeared at my house and asked me to take in three teenage girls while she traveled to the Amazon where her mother was researching spiders right before she died. That may seem inappropriate, especially considering those three girls had been declared missing a couple days prior, but I was also caring for your pregnant mother since your father was out of town, and it was good to have help around the house. A week later, your mother’s water broke and we had to rush her to the hospital against Cassie’s instructions that the girls keep hidden. Wouldn’t you know it, we were intercepted by a masked man who crawled like a spider. Fortunately, Cassie showed up just in time to run over this spider-like man with an ambulance and save us. You were born that day, Peter. The next time I saw Cassie, she had been blinded in a freak accident at the Pepsi fireworks factory. She then went on to win the lottery, became a stock market billionaire and somehow acquired custody of those three teenage girls even though they all had loving families. They all lived together in a luxurious penthouse apartment while the Parker family suffered a series of tragedies and continues to live in squalor. She was a good friend.
>>150413521in the Amazon
did all of this actually happen? it sounds too stupid to believe
