Does she even have a single egg?
>>150415248Hhhot.
>>150416517No it fucking ain’t considering I’m the Bastard child OP is talking about Okay?
>>150415248I hate how they just kinda fucked, even if it was grooming. It should've been brutal rape. And it doesn't matter who did it cause Bride raping him would've been pretty hot too imo.
>>150416944Uhhh do you still keep in contact with your moms or?
>>150415248WHAT CARTOON
>>150415248me and who
>>150417909creature commandos
>>150415248Why did she enjoy it so fucking much?
>>150415248Makes me wonder they’ll keep this relationship if Eric haven’t been looking. She seems happy with victor
>>150418926Why is she remembering getting fucked by Frankenstein while an angry magic woman is punching her face in.
>>150419121Dr. Frankenstein made sure she feels 10 times the pleasure from sex compared to normal women so Victor can fuck her with his massive foot long without fear of hurting her
>>150415248This sex scene was pretty hot for western animation. It felt weird how hot it was
>>150415248Is Victor as much of an asshole as he is in the books?
>>150419949No, the monster is just retarded.
>>150420033You'd think he'd cut his losses and fuck other women after a century. I hope in season 2 he realizes he is in love with the idea of love, not with the Bride, because everything involving him is a massive waste of time.
>>150415248>reminder that Gunn hates you for defending Victor's bitch ass and you're supposed to find him vile
>>150419845Because an angry magic woman is punching her face in at the same location where she got fucked by Frankenstein.
>>150420668I agree with what Gunn's saying here, Viktor fucking bride is like him fucking a toddler. Just because he gave her a hot body doesn't change the fact that she was essentially a newborn. But that doesn't excuse Gunn from portraying Eric as a violent retard.
Why did this show suck so much? I usually like Gunn's stuff but this was barely enjoyable for me.
>>150420668>>150420668I dont agree hes worse than Eric as Eric is a genuine monster but yeah I dont see how anyone could watch the Brides episode and come out thinking Victor's a good guy.
>>150420814I didn't hate it as much as most of /co/ seems to do, but for me the main issue is the poor balance in the character lineup. Pretty much the only one who isn't an asshole or just insane is Nina, and she barely gets to do anything before she dies.
>>150420668Maybe Gunn should try being a less shitty writerLike when he tried defending Peacemaker in Suicide Squad because he already made an entire show around the piece of shit
>>150420845I'll take Gunn's approach over The Boys' approach where EVERYONE is evil beyond comprehension and the main characters are just slightly less evil
>>150420911You're just triggered that Gunn sees grooming and rape i.e. Victor's treatment of Bride BY INTENTION as worse than murder.
>>150420911I appreciated that he didn't have the Bride spell out how "o actually i was like a child back then and Victor took advantage of me, it wasn't real love I WAS RAPED!" Gunn has enough respect for the audience to assume they'd come to that conclusion on their own from the obvious clues of the Bride talking like a child and the fact that Eric is still a bratty child after 200 years.Peacemaker also has clues in Suicide Squad that hes not all bad which they expand on in the actual show(mainly around his killing of Rick Flag).
>>150420668Was he just hands off with the show? This isn't conveyed in the cartoon very well. Victor definitely seems like the lesser of the two evils.
>>150420952>Was he just hands off with the showHe wrote every episode
>>150415248Would the Bride even be able to have kids? Would a reanimated womb still ovulate?
>>150420952>This isn't conveyed in the cartoon very well.>Bride is acting like a newborn>has to be taught basic things like how to speak like a toddler>pretty much the next scene she's getting fucked by her surrogate fatherJust because it's not spelled out for the peanut gallery doesn't mean she wasn't a child being groomed. Like >>150420947 says it would be a lot more cringe if the cartoon went out of its way to spell it out.
>>150421002I think your issue is you're ignoring how horrible he made Eric, which also has a lot more impact because he's a good person in the source material.
>B-but the bride acts like a child!So does Drax, and Mantis, and Groot, and King Shark, and Vigilante It's almost like Gunn is a talentless hack who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and can only write 4 characters
>>150421021>you're ignoring how horrible he made EricNo, I also posted this >>>150420799. I'm not saying Eric right, just that it doesn't make sense to act like Victor is the good guy just because Eric is a violent retard. It's obvious they're both wrong.
>first thing Grant Morrison does with Frankenstein is have him kill an evil incel.>first thing James Gunn does with Grant Morrison's depiction of Frankenstein is make him an evil incel.Huh.
>>150421061I specifically said Victor is depicted as the lesser of two evils, not a good guy.
>>150421071Victor is does bad things in the full knowledge of what he's doing. Eric does bad things because Victor built him wrong and he barely has a concept of what's good or bad.
>>150420814The creature commandos barely do any commando-ing together. Despise the dialogue or tolerate it, Gunn's Suicide Squad, Peacemaker and Guardians of the Galaxy had moments where the teammates talk and interact with one another while in Creature Commandos there is barely any. GI Robot and Weasel can not and do not interact with anybody in any meaningful way beyond the former becoming friends with Nina, what you can do with them is so inherently limited that they shouldn't have been chosen at all for the team. Flag leaves the group to handle business in America by the halfway point. Victor is a waste of time and space whose connection to the group is Flag out of a misunderstanding, and Bride because of his obsession, and he has one scene in present time with the Bride. Gunn could have replaced Victor with Economous, and Gunn would have end up saving time and money making a dedicated flashback episode for Victor and the scene where Bride shoots down Victor. Dr. Phosphorous has some funny moments but he is just sort of there. Nina and Bride share the most time together, but most of it is the Bride being cynical with Nina trying to be kind. Nina could have been the bonding material that connects all the misfits together but the misfits are barely together, and she got killed off. The climax came off as the Bride doing the deed out of guilt for sending Nina to her death than any semblance of friendship.The next problem is that backstories of a character take up most of a given episode, and if it weren't for the general overarching plot that progressing outside of those backstories, 4 episodes would be utterly worthless because they are for GI Robot and Weasel, characters that cannot do anything with their past, Nina, who dies, and Victor, who isn't part of the team to begin with and his story of healing up so he can stalk the Bride for a century is fucking boring compared to the rest.
>>150418926Can't believe they got away with showing a nipple in a DC animated show, even if it was from streaming.
>>150421823Man that's a good point. Barely any of the characters even play off each other and when they do it's brief.
>>150421021Yeah, it's so weird. Frankenstein is hands-down the coolest character in Seven Soldiers, he's pretty much the only memorable dude. Every one of his lines is incredibly badass. I'm not sure why they made him an incel in this one.
>>150418926Ah, okay.
Shout out to the Promethean and Frankenstein. Gotta be why I like having OCs as reanimated abominations.Liked having a Frankenstein boy X vampire girl.
>>150418926Damn, have I been missing out all this time? May need to peep this Creature Commandos cartoon then
Is the bride fucking retarded? Why would she let him groom her? You wouldn’t see me let that shit happen to me and my creator?
>>150415248One thing I didn’t like is the shop parent and man made monster concept. Just because you made said creature doesn’t mean you’re automatically there fucking parent.I know many interpretations of Mary Shelly and her novels try to use that narrative in pop culture before.
fish girl was my fav
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>>150422376he is a very funny an likeable incel, to be fair.
>”So uhh Bride how’s Frankie? Is she’s getting good grades?”>”What the fuck are you even talking about human?”I wonder how Frankenstein and Bride would react to the many, many interpretations and inspired characters of them basically?
>>150426121>slurps up humans sticking out of her mouth like a tiny fishGUH!
>>150415248The bride is a living corpse right, so like, is it cold?
>>150424725You’re not missing out on much and the full value of the show can be found in a few minutes of img searchingIt’s an utter dreg besides reluctantly portraying attractive females
>>150426237I remember in Gotham Hugo Strange needed Freeze's cyro formula to unharden the skin and organs because the Lazarus water he was implied to have beforehand wasn't enough to "wake the dead". So you might be onto something.
>>150424725The show is aight. Too much time is spent on backstories that don't really matter. I think Weasel's is the only one that has relevant information that helps inform the present. Could've used the backstories as some fuel for interpersonal drama in the team, but it just largely goes unused and eats up time. There seems to be a throughline theme about bodily autonomy and the lack thereof, but the show doesn't really say anything about it. Also, the whole show seems to be balanced on a pretty glaring plothole how the FUCK was the princess supposed to destroy the world exactly? [\spoiler] And some of the voice acting performances are pretty bad; they used screen actors to voice the characters so they could reprise their roles if it ever made it to live action, but a few of them just sound very amateurish. Animation is pretty consistent, so there's that.
>>150426419Well SURE, her army couldn't beat a regular human man, a furry with no powers, a dead bitch (pre-existing condition), a fish woman with no powers (who dies in the process), a robot with WWII guns, and to be fair a rather radioactive skeletonBUT, rest assured half-medieval Romania was ABSOLUTELY going to trounce the entire planet
>>150415248James Gunn is one HORNY mf
>>150427395He can cope and whine about victor being bad but, we all know he wanted to fuck the Bride of Frankenstein.He literally wrote and filmed a little video of him as Victor being romantic to the Bride as his fucking high school project
>>150422291How come they only showed her sideboob?
>>150427419>>150427395Kinda based desu, but just that.If he OWNED IT, however, now that would be something.Undead chicks just hit different >>150393407
I can never watch this show! Monsters are so scary!!
>>150426419>howRealistically speaking, there is no way Lex can win against Superman and them being able to have any conflict at all is due to the power of plot contrivance.Maybe she gains I-win-motherfucker eldritch horror magic from Circe's island of magical lesbians. It doesn't matter. As Stan Lee put it. If the writer wants it, they will write some bullshit to do it.
>>150427651That's just classic American S&P at play. Heads exploding and bodies being sliced in half are A-okay, but a nipple? In a sexual context at that? Lol good luck
>>150430051The show has nipple >>150418926 necrochads rise up
Is this comic and cartoon as good as Darkstalkers? Are there any cool demons like Jedah or werewolves like Talbain?
>>150415248very sensual frame