Can /co/ recommend me Modern/Fantasy stuff?, i crave comfy guilty pleasures like this
But orcs are black people and goblins are Jews.
Dark Elves have notoriously small penises
>>150422310>Orcs turn into black peopleHahahahaha the fade haircut was especially unnecessary and hilarious. Leftist racism is just so pure.
The Hunger and the Dusk (human male on female orc)
If you close your eyes while fucking an orc's hairy asshole, it feels just like a pussy.
>>150422310It's an unfortunately rare, especially in /co/ but really in all genres, and the rare examples I can think of are mostly really gay and lame.If I had any skills in writing or drawing I'd make my own but I don't
does Onward count?
>>150422465Fucking a submissive orc sounds interesting
>>150422571small dom big sub stuff is pure gold
>>150422561No.Any modern interpretation of fantasy tropes is going to fail.Not to say that urban fantasy is bad in concept, it's just you need to lean into the fantasy more than the modern.Have an accountant go on an epic quest, don't have an elf get an office job.I strongly feel that the tropes of the Great American Road Trip mesh very well with classic fantasy tropes, but Onward failed to capitalize on them.It needed a Dio soundtrack, and to be the kind of movie that has a Dio soundtrack.
>>150422810Have "Last In Line" as the leitmotif and have "Rainbow in the Dark" for the finale.
>>150422310Middle designs are the perfect balance for making civilised versions of both races
>>150422810The problem as well was the soft & exaggerated Pixar aesthetic. Dreamworks would handle the concept better when they're more willing to use unique 3D styles like in HTTYD, Kung Fu Panda, or The Last Wish. But yes the writing more importantly should've leaned into the quest aspect better.
>>150422887There should have been humans.Maybe the brothers are half elfs.Maybe they are half brothers and only one is a half elf.I've put a lot of thought into this, I cling to all fantasy media like a limpet.It's how I avoid actually sitting down and writing my own thing.
>>150422940True. A fantasy world shouldn't mean ONLY fantasy races exist.
>>150422810Dresden Files
>>150422310>Progressive humanization of the female orcI interpreted that as the result of decades of cross-breeding with human men, and it gave me a stiffy
>>150423068That's a goblin but same idea.
>>150423063That owes a lot to Noir, which isn't quite what I'm talking when I talk about "Modern".It's the navel gazing at expense of a good story that irks me.
>>150422407So goblins turn into jews?
>>150422310Female goblins are hot because they are savage thick chaos gremlins. Humanization misses the point of the fantasy as current DnD does as making everything San Francisco with colored people with pointy ears.
Goblin.
>>150422386Even the women?>>150422372Then what are gnomes?
>>150423068The idea is that orcs and goblins essentially self domesticated over time because they kept fucking each other to replenish their numbers after major wars.
>>150424594gnomes are white guys, not sure if there are female gnomes so the white women will be unicorns or something that they would fuck
>>150424869This sounds like gnome propaganda.
>>150422310I hated woman artistI absolutely H A T E the feminization and Cozification of masculine literature and media.
>>150422372Orcs are Mongols or Mexicans or blacks, or whoever. It just depends on what you want to get offended about.
>>150425039>Orcs are MongolsThis is the most accurate.Ancient Chinese and Westerners both tended to characterize Asiatic steppe nomads as scary monster men.The Chinese lumping all tribes North of the wall as the dreaded Hu and thr western tradition casting them as the children of Gog and Magog beyond the mythical gates of Alexander.
>>150424594Gnomes are welsh
>>150422310they all suck
>>150425168>welsh
>>150425263Calm down, go find a sheep.
>>150425362Okay.
>>150422310It's oddly frustrating to see someone come up with a "canon" excuse to have their character designs be less interesting than they otherwise could be.
>Modern goblins are just green elves Fucking hate this
>>150422310Oy vey
>>150425384All the designs in the picture are cliche and not interesting.
>>150422310The first goblin lady looks like a female Usopp.
Will halflings ever have their day?
>>150422310Goblins used to be WAAAY hotterFuck evolution
>>150425659>shoes
>>150424594aryans
>>150422310Look like they interbreed with human for thousand of years
>>150422310>western MMOs vs Korean MMOs
If you want to set in with female goblins but Warhammeris go look up Kings of War goblins it's kind of like people at Games Workshop wanted to do something a bit different so they sort of made not a totally original but original enough from Warhammer fantasy ( and their 40K have space rat man) and apparently the Goblins in there like to do the business a lot.Goblins | Kings of War | Lorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogQMaEYHm6U
>>150422310I like the thing in the bottom left. The biggest nose and the biggest ears.
>>15042231020,000 years ago is the best goblin no contest. The way Orccbarbies draws goblins Except for my queen/ living fleshlight Nott irks me.
>>150425659Probably not. They're in an awkward place where they're just regular enough to not be noticed much.
>>150422310I can't describe it but this fucking sucks, Why even bother writing a story with goblins and orcs if they just become humans in the modern day
>>150422310Why do they keep doing this? Why make everything look more human?
>>150423239No goblin is the translation from traditional Semitic to Ashkenazi.
>>150425659It was a halfling who stopped the dark lord.
