Terrible
>>150429228Time for Marten to lube up.
>>150429228I also don't understand what that means. Is Liz . . . is Liz going to smear peanut butter on her genitals and get a dog to fuck her?
>>150429404She wants it up the pooper. Marven isn't thrilled how she's conveying it.
>>150429228drunk liz is best liz
>>150429228I forget, was peanut butter fucking something we made up in the threads or is that canon?
>>150429629Marten was talking about fucking a jar of peanut butter with Moray a while ago
>>150429657In some other comic, this would indicate that something is about to happen.
>>150429629>>150429657always a good sign when a girl is, unprompted, engaging a subject related to your penis
>>150429722Listen, months ago we thought drunk horny Liz was going to slobber his knob. Now she's drunk again and Marten has just been blown off by Claire and spent a fair amount of time with Zlata reminiscing about fun things used to be. Silksong's out. I don't have anything else to huff hopium over. Something's happening.
>>150429228>somehow, even with the whole universe conspiring towards this end, this will not result in drunken loli anal se
>>150430393Liz doesn't have enough ass to bother with anal, you're better off with leglocking sex while her arms are on the floor next to the bed
>>150429228The heading has me wondering if there's peanut butter flavored KY jelly.There is no KY, but other lube companies have made it, apparently.
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>>150430621Oh how I love wallflowers with huge titsYou're a blessing, as always
IT'S HAPPENING it's probably not.
>>150429228Goddamn it, Martin, just head down to her gremlin cave, toss her drunk, unhygienic ass on the pile of dirty clothes and cheeto bags she calls a bed, and have the kind of virginity-destroying, internally bruising, hip displacing, skin under her fingernails sex she so desperately needs and worry about being a single dad nine months from now.
>>150430959Dr. Loli seems like the kind to girl to straighten up a bit when she realizes her kid's gonna be like her if she's not careful.
>>150431025Too bad, trashy pregnant chicks are my weakness.
>>150429484Drunk Liz shenanigans are the best part of current QC
>>150430418What's the over-under that Liz calls the guy she fucks daddy?
>>150432114I'd put good odds but less than "master" or "onii-chan"
>>150432116>>150432114She's gonna work at the coffee shop because fucking everyone works at a coffeeshop at some point in QC (examples to the contrary will not be considered), and when she fucks Marten she's gonna call him boss.>grind my bean, boss!>pour that steaming milk into me, boss!Ok, I'm done>Write your name on my cup, boss!I lied>Stir my cafe latte, boss!
Nothing's gonna happen.
>>150429228So he's gonna assfuck his mom. Got it.
I'm generally one for FAT FUCKING CHUUNI TITS but a drunken little horny goblin might just win me over for a while
>>150432429Nah, Liz seems more the disconnect and random string of profanity type.
>>150430621Love those upgrades.
>>150432114Aside from probably Faye, she has the most likely confirmed daddy issues in the comic, especially of any mentioned at all recently. I'd say the odds are very high.
>>150432429>give me that extra whip cream boss!
>>150430959I wonder how fingernails even work on her prosthetic arms
>>150434068Could be like candy dispensers. My would dispense booze though
>>150429228>sloppy-drunk horny Dr. LoliI know nothing's going to happen, but if something did happen it would be the happeningest thing we've had in years.
>>150430959The most virgin post I've read in a while.
>>150429228>I love that for youHuh?
>>150435152He's going to fuck the peanutbutter
>>150435152Its how pussy fagots like Gooph talk
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