Cheating imp wife
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Cheating chimp wife.
>>150429903Oh no it's cute
Cheating imp wife (male)
>>150429903Stop monkeying around
>>150430325These two things and the scene where Millie and Blitzo met convinced me that she is not waiting for that cuck's baby.
>>150429801Human men
>>150429903>not this imageYou had ONE (1) job!
>>150429903>>150432138op sucks, let's turn this into a monkeyfucker thread
>>150432138>Dr Zaius face.Kek, he knows what's good.
>>150432151How do we do that?
>>150429801Who's the father? What answer would cause the biggest implosion in the fandom?
>>150433299>What answer would cause the biggest implosion in the fandom?Blitzo, obviously. Not only would it piss off people who still care about M&M (lol) but also the fujoshits. I don't think even the vivzie fanbase would be capable of defending that.
>>150430156She was kind of a bitch in this
>>150430156Moxxie cheating makes more sense cuz he is a slut
>>150433378No, it would be the biggest possible mess because>Millie, basically the singular straight character in all of HB, cheated>M&M, which is supposed to be "heckin wholesome", is up in flames>The idea that Blitzo cares about Stolas or his ""friendship"" with Moxxie is disintegratedIt would genuinely be a show-ending move. Vivzie would be burnt at the metaphorical stake.
>>150433401>genuinely be a show-ending moveAnd that's bad because?
>>150433405I didn't say anything about it being bad.
I am thinking Arby's
>>150429801Imp women are easy. Simply pick one up by the waist. If she doesn't immediately scratch your eyes out, she's yours.
>>150433385Millie?I mean her supposedly loyal husband just fucked a woman he absolutely hated just because he could do it with her and not his wife.And I get the feeling the next part is going to have Millie either possess or take control of Loona to fuck/fuck with Moxxie.
>>150433425Then we should hope it happens so that this piece of shit may be put out of it's miserable life.
>>150433441More the bit about her also cheating on him technically and then when she is called out on it she just pulls the "its not the same" card
>>150433459Realistically speaking though, it's not gonna be cheating. Milllie is just going to abort Moxxie's kid without telling him about it and everyone will clap because it's "resisting fascism" or some gay ass shit like that
>>150433495Will they get Arbys?
>>150433459Nah, Blitzo should abort the baby imp by himself, manually, then eat the evidence with a constant laughtrack in the background, this should be the whole episodeTHEN you have him say his iconic catchphrase
I have hope
>>150433678You have cope*
>>150429801As long as she's happy, then I'm cool with it. Millie and I have an open relationship, after all. Pic related.inb4 The Fresh Cuck of Bel-Air
>>150429903I HATE EVERY APE I S-
What's with this obsession with cuckshit anyways
>>150430156I liked this back when HB only had a couple episodes but nowadays Moxxie has become such a bitch that I just can’t suspend my disbelief
>>150433392>Fuck Moxxie>Milie finds out>Millie about go kill you in a fit of jealously induced rage.>That's easy, fuck her too.
>>150430156>first part is ok as a moxxie x loona smut comic>second part drops the ball with needless dramaI think I've seen this somewhere before.
>>150434117It’s a way to make fun a character, especially one like Moxxie who’s a beta bitch
>>150434117It's funny
>>150434212>>150434242After a while it's just white noise
>he says it every morning he calls me cuck he calls the other anons cuck he calls cartoon characters cuck. All the time cuck this cuck that cuck please. This cuck, cuck have you lost your mind cuck yabba dabba doo cuck you cuck get your t levels checked. He says it so much I don't even notice it anymore
>>150434258blame /dbs/
>>150434321Oh I do.
>>150434304>"Can a Cuck borrow some sex?">Like,Cuck you gonna give it back?
>>150434117its like those people who make a ton of gay jokes or furry jokes only to be a gay furry themselves
>>150434321>Brownoids and thirdworlders obsessed with cucking and getting cuckedWrite what you know I guess
>>150434582I thought it was the amerimutts.Or did I fell for jew propaganda?
That Moxxie Krillin edit is funny, yabba dabba is funny, Moxxie is canonically a soi cuck bitch who takes it up the ass, all of this factual, academically sourced information
>>150433362They have been spending time together without moxxie
I find it funny how Moxxie remains one of the more popular characters in the show despite Vivzie clearly not liking him and wanting people to give a shit about her gay romance subplot. Same goes with Loona.
>>150434662/dbs/ has gone to shit but Yabbaposting, Kneeling, and Slurpza are objectively funny and evergreen
The answer is to simply commission your own personal Millie-bot from the joint Greed-Lust company that makes the Fizzbots.
It's funny how insecure the cuckfags got after they got called out for being brown.
>slave to satan is an adulterer
>>150433362At least he can't then complain about Moxxie rebounding with his daughter
Millie would never
>>150435221... stay faithful.
>>150435221That's what make it hot
Millie? Moxxie? Loona? Stolas? No matter, I’m gonna turn anyone who is or ever was close with Shitzo into my personal cumdump
Any Millie requests? Just her
>>150435331Millie dressed as Millicent from Elden Ring
>>150435331Mille asking for Upsies like picrel
God I hope the baby is Shitzo's and I hope Stolas kills himself when he finds out
>>150429801When did she cheat.
>>150435331Draw her playing basketball>>150435466Never, it's just cuck fetishists forcing headcanon
>>150429801I feel like her cheating would be OoC but then again, Vivienne fucking hates women despite being one so I wouldn't put it past her.I am not sure she would have the balls (ovaries?) to go the abortion route, but given her trend of mostly resolving subplots the episode after the issue in question is presented I suspect she will go the miscarriage route for a quick, easy and blameless solution without additional controversy.
>>150435466>Married woman says "You know I love you right?" after finding out she's pregnant She either cheated or is gonna abort it without telling him.
>it turns out millie is afraid of pregnancy because it's dangerous for female imps or whatever>moxxie agrees to perform a magical ritual where the baby gets transferred to him>mpreg arc it wouldn't be a shitty yaoi show without one, place your bets now
>>150436141Moxxie being into cuckshit is actually fairly in character so I bet he is not the father.
Will the children be black?
>>150436278>Moxxie being into cuckshit is actually fairly in characterIs it?Pegging and wanting to see your wife fuck other men feel like completely different kinks
>>150436127>Vivi will be the modern equivalent of LOSSPlease let it happen
>>150435331Hellhound Millie please
>>150432138>grabbing his ass with her weird chimp foothilarious
>>150434078FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE
>>150436488Submissiveness pipeline.
>>150433678>Modern woke shit>Anything but anti-natalist
>life is better because I'm literally none of (you)M&M forever. Vivz vision can suck a fart out of my ass.
>>150436488Being a sissie is part of the cuckold pipeline
