He's sheath shaped
>>150433770Yes, but it wouldn't be Kevin...
>>150433770>be 10>in the kinoplex for toy story 3 or some shit>see despicable me trailer for the first time>hate the minions because they look soulless and retarded>refuse to watch the film because of them>have to put up with minion bullshit merchandise and advertising everywhere>tell myself it's ok, nobody will remember these faggy yellow things a year from now>mfw minions DON'T fuck off and instead become a fucking cultural icon>mfw all the girls and teachers in middle school won't shut the fuck up about minions
>>150433770Shit no.
>>150433770sure why not
>>150434477>I WOULD RATHER HAVE A BUFFALO TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN MY EAR SO I WONT HEAR ABOUT THE FUCKING MINIONS AGAIN
>>150433770>Would you COULD you? Fit it in there even??
>>150434477I don't like how they enveloped the entire Despicable Me franchise, but you've gotta be a miserable mope to hate the minions https://youtu.be/-osaYFvSVuA
>>150433770built for prone bone
>>150434361>>150433770What is Like it and Can't Be Here?
>>150433770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eij2X6MiujM >If you know me, you’ll know how every time I see one of these anywhere, I have a meltdown. I start to cry and just I’m trying to avoid any sort of contact with my eyes with this thing but it’s so bright and yellow, I can’t- (unintelligible noises whilst screaming and attacking minion plush toy, starts to violently exhale and cry)
>>150437979Dr Pepper's my FAVOURITE!
>>150433770Not with that hank hill ass
>>150436231One finger at a time
>>150433770Have we ever seen these tater tots without their goggles?
>>150433770would i?!
>>150433770Would I what? Lather him up with sunscreen? Depends on how sensitive the Minions' bodies are to the sun's rays I guess.
>>150433770I suppose I could...
>>150437979The sequel where she says "MINIONS ARE CHINESE CHILDREN!" is just as good
>>150437022Will Carell continue whoring himself out for De5picable Me?
>>150433770Stomp a bitch out. Yes.
>>150443084Illumination has NO shame, huh?
>>150434361https://youtu.be/f4b9YuMIwXk?t=112
>>150444341oh my god