(And Beyond Canon)
Damn I was so invested in this whiteboard I didn't even realise the thread had hit the bump limithttps://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95275529-1932-2355
>>150442013whiteboards are so fun
first for 8est jobber
>>150442126Crazy how she did nothing wrong
>>150442162fuck latex is so sexy
>>150442162literally. Not even ironically. She tried to stop literal time satan. What's so wrong about that
>>150442162>>150442200Well you can't say 'the ends justify the means' if the means never actually achieve said ends.
Will Hardlocked anon ever return
holy shit I just realized as mod i can delete other people's drawings if I accidentally did that to yours without noticing I can do that just now...
>>150442264clean it up LE
>>150442264can you clean up the rape vs anti rape bit the joke has run its course
>>150442399fuck off
>>150442399don't erase me rape. It's important
all the anons on the whiteboard left........ I'm lonely now
this whiteboard looks like the voices in my head
>>150442503Sorry anon it's really late so I gotta hit the hay. We should definitely continue this though. I really like this little fan adventure community we've built here
>>150442535Thats just the anon hivemind at action.
>>150442549good night anon
said it before but these threads are the most fun Ive had on here in a loooooong time
Whiteboard shenanigans giving me ideas like that Hunger Games Simulator.
>>150442575Me too. Especially the whiteboard. Really fun. It's like fucking live-action shit posting (FLASP (the 's' is pronounced like an r))
>>150442575Savor this feeling nowBecause if the series gets picked up then things will get bad
>>150442503I'll do more tomorrow anon/maybe make a new whiteboard if the lag gets too shitty, the more strokes the more lag and there is a lot of writing. this was really really fun though!
>>150442666yeah. it was really fun. Can't wait til tomorrow
newfag to the thread, who are all these fucking people, is it all the same fanventure or multiple different ones?
the whiteboard is some of the biggest laughs I had all month. god bless
>>150442844folks in the OP are from beyond canon (only one of the designs is comfirmed), if you're talking about the whiteboard, it's a mix of like 3-4 different fanventures
>>150442844Mostly different, I think
You retards are the best.
>>150442859can I get a list so I can check them out?
>>150442612Imagine the great schism happens and the thread gets split into mspfa and hsg
>>150443002not from me
>>150443047that's a bit rude>>150443002I think one of them is called prisounebound or something.
>>150443090not my intention, I just do'nt know all of them
>>150443101Oh, sorry for accusing of being rude. I just think if we build camaraderie and not being a piece of shit (not that I'm saying you are), then when the pilot blows up and someone tries to stir shit, they'll be shunned or something
>>150442244Im here (cant prove its me but trust me bro) and ive got to say this beautiful depiction of mpreg ghost has deeply moved me, will be posting pages later
I'm proud of my drawing
>>150443397im proud of your drawing too
>>150443449thx bro. I traced it, but I still think it has some merit
post more vintage fanart immediately
>>150443535where would one find said art in the first place?
>>150443547mspabooru
>>150443547old tumblr blogs are your best bet, there are plenty of blogs dedicated to vintage/classic homestuck and its fun just to crawl through people's old tags. pinterest, mspabooru ofc.
>Equip the WWII SPECIAL to check its SPECIAL capacitiesAs you can see, equipping this vintage piece of shit isn't really an option, as your strife specibus has been set for quite some time to axekind, and everyone know that's permanent. Besides, it's not like you need too much on a rocket launcher to stomp the battlefield, and you were always more of a demo main anyways, the thinking player's choice.
if you guys had a (female) pet fish, would you name her Feferi, or would you name her Meenah
>>150443790Big shame. Guess you're gonna have to do it classic style. Gotta find the one who stole your stuff after all.
>>150443819depends of the kind of fish
>>150443790Check the hang in there poster for another secret passage
cuties
>>1504439428est Ship
>>150443790>Gwen: Check the hang in there poster for another secret passageThere's no secret passage or wall hole behind this one, as this is in fact the original poster, the genuine artifact. It's hard to tell because of hoy abominably pixelated it is, but your mother never bothered to get one that looked better. A bit late for that now you guess.
Homestuck should've ended when Vriska dated John's ghost. That should've been the end.
>>150443981Try looking for anything out of the ordinary. As you remembered it.
>>150443981>Gwen: Remember the layout of your house>>150444015Anon, I think the implication is that she never reached Derse/Prospit, or at least never saw the inside of her room.
I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me. Been a while since I posted that.
>>150444216>boring ass John x Rose type shipHonestly, i was gonna tease you over it, but now that I think about it, that's pretty respectable.
>>150443981>Gwen: Remember the layout of your houseWhen not being trolled by the forces that be, your house is supposed to look like this, more or less. Of course, thats without taking into account the ghost rooms that keep appearing and disappearing.
HOLY SHIT ANOTHER ONE
was roleplaying blunt rotation with a sollux yesterday. I am a bit surprised happiness can be easy to achieve sometimes.
https://files.catbox.moe/95w0in.png
>>150444626your art is excellent anon
>>150444625Best one
>>150444683thanks fren...
friend ended just a bit before karkat gets hit with john's buckethe thought dad was being way too excessive on grounding jane so her suddenly going kaboom caught him off guardhe commends john for staying on the ship with jade instead of leaving her behind. now the siblings can bond, he sayshe thought that since sollux is capabe of only half-dying than there could be a way to bring ALL the other trolls back to half-life. I nipped that theory in the bud. would've been cruel to just leave him thinking thatmidway through karkat's dialogue he had a laughing fit and needed a minute before getting back into characterhe loves miss lalonde (roxy) and voicing her typos. there's a list of characters he insists on voicing everytime: karkat, aradia, dave, doc scratch. now roxy too. I bargained that if he gets to pick that many than I at least get mister strider (dirk). he eagerly agreed since this strider "yaps" way too fucking much in his eyes. karkat, he argued with me, at least is whimsical about it
>>150444625>aradia x junehuh?
anon you have dealt me psychic damage
>>150444349>Gwen: Go to the Kitchen
>>150444216really fucking cute picture
Pesterchum is catnapTerrorist if anyone wants to say hi.
>>150444852https://youtu.be/jZ-3FZ6qp0k?si=-HXbuYsVnp4JYJGRoooohhhh shit nigga
>>150444852I fucking love unrequited Katnep anon, I can't be stopped. But if you want me to draw something cute between them I will.
>The virgin Vivziepop pilot 'episode'>11 minutes long>literal 'youtube shorts' tier>don't even know if the show will actually be greenlit>"Pls buy our merch if you want a full season UwU"Vs>The CHAD Glitch Productions pilot episode>26 and a half minutes long>Longer than actual TV episodes of cartoons made by big companies>Greenlight basically guaranteed, GLITCH already talking as if it's going to be a full showI'm just saying, Andrew Hussie backed the wrong horse here. Should have gone with the based Australians instead of some cringe fat bitch's studio.
>>150445074You draw a really cute Nepeta, have any socials?
>>150445112yeah twitter. and tumblr. But i bet you can find the latter real fast if you have my twitter so I'll go ahead and give it to you @ndwgr
>>150445028is that fucking jeffery the homocider
>>150444349>Gwen: Reminiscence about fallen comrades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFkmSFIFttQHIT IT
>>150443535
>>150445652>The colored tumblr noseI missed you old friend
>>150445658That's how you know it's the real vintage(tm) stuff.
>>150442844>>150443002Like the other anon said, the OP of the thread are the new aliens from Homestuck Beyond Canon (only Ly'lac on the far left has a design right now, the others are based on silhouettes we've seen)All those fantrolls on the whiteboard are from Prisounebound while that green girl with the star in her hair is from Space Days (made my Prisounebound's co-creator)>>150442244 is from Hardlocked, which gets posted in here >>150443981And all the other humans in the top of the whiteboard are from 4stuck, which is also going on in here
>>150444349>Gwen: Reminiscence about fallen comradesSure. Lets dwell on THAT. Why the fuck not.
>>150445812im realizing that the next few pages are going to be mostly edits of the same one with narration, so im thinking ill post them here as a strip
>>150444641Send this man 3 (you)s. NOW
>>150444641Really good but doesn't really look like Rose anymore
>>150445157Wow your art is amazing!
>>150445812>Years in the past...But not many.>==>Skaia up and vanished for no reason.Of course, this is a rather worrying thing to happen, so everyone decided to investigate.>==> And then, just a few weeks later, the veil vanishes too along with Derse, where one of the players was at the time. Needless to say, you never heard from him again.At this point, the other three players start to discuss initiating the scratch.>==>They all come to a conclusion, and when the time player goes to try to convince Hephaestus of giving them the tool needed, his planet blows up, also seemingly for no reason.>==>Defeated, desperate and scared, the remaining two players make a pact to leave together the easy way out. Surely the godtier wouldn't stop them, considering both of their comrades weren't saved.
>>150444625>Sir, a fourth drawing has hit the fanbase.>Homestuck is thriving.
>>150446052oh fuck we are deep in kino territory
>>150446052Damn just leaving Gwen behind? What assholes
>>150446052>==>Of course, this only worked for one of them.
>>150446060Gwen: Silently grieve over your lost friends
>>150446060Gwen: Loudly bawl over your lost friends
>>150446060>Gwen: Stop wanking in your sad backstory, you've got a phantom to catch
good morning everyone!! i hope youre having a great morning / night!! :)
For me, it's JohnRezi
>>150446060Gwen: Do the thing that makes you forget
You know what fucks me up.Homestuck was probably one of the first "System-Isekai" to be created.Rpg elements, game mechanis, classes, level, going to another world MULTIPLE times. Homestuck Pilot should be an anime by this logic
>>150444641based as hell bro. thanks for drawing more
>>150447211.hack//Sign was in 2007 already and funny enough Sword Art Online had its first Light Novel released just 3 days prior to Homestucks start in Japan.The concept itself just utterly blew up a while later, but it was there for a while.
>>150446512I want to have sex with you Jadeanon. Even if you're a tranny
>>150447242You have to admit though that's some cowmic fuckery right there
>>150447273Oh yeah, the SAO one particularly is hilarious.
>>150447251thank you!! :)
>>150447211Isn't it just Tron with a couple more inconsequential steps?
>>150447251why, because he uses exclamation points? is that girly enough for you anon
>>150447322Tron is more akin to Reboot and Alice in wonderland than Homestuck.
>>150447391it is. I want her penis inside my mouth, just like how I'd want the real Jade's radioactive dog penis to shoot futa dog cum down my throat
>>150447393Homestuck is closer to Alice in Wonderland than SOA
>>150447416lmfaoooo well mazletov to the happy coiple
>>150447416lmfao!! this is kinda cute but also really funny :p
>>150447459youre not cute. stop typing like a pretend girl on the internet
>>150447460bugs when you lift up a rock
>>150447460gotta collect them all!
>>150447483is everything okay anon? :(
d0 y0u guys th1nk we sh0uld all ad0pt typ1ng qu1rks t0 use 1n 0ur p0sts? W0uld that be t00 cr1nge? Ask1ng f0r a fr1end btw
>>150447530Its pretty pointless.
>>150447483Well I think it's cute and funny and sexy
i'm pretty sure the closest thing to interacting i've done with the homestuck community in any way in the past like 3 years has been jorking it to AI chatbots of homestuck characters
>>150447530One of my friends used to do the capitalize every word thing in 2007 on forums.
Another Space Days update, by the way.
>>150447688Sex with pregnant women. That baby is not the fathers, but alans
>>150447645based, whos got your longest log?
drawfag here, give me homestuck/hiveswap requests for the whiteboard
>>150447736baby rose reading a psychology book upside down
>>150447530hm. yeh, but whats wrong with a little goofyness once in a while ya know? especially for something like an april fools thread when it comeswere all fucking nerds here =w=
>>150447736Jade and Dave recreating this gag
>>150447530I æM no sure þis is æ greæt typing quirk
>>150447736Jake doing the og doom pose but it's just like a bunch of Araneas trying to molest him
>>150447784Jesus fucking Christ that ideas beautiful.
>>150447778oh my god i need this!!
>>150447744>>150447778>>150447784nta but holy shit these ideas are godsend
>>150447251are you fucking kidding me
>>150447530yes
>>150445905thanks bro
>>150447724pretty sure my longest is a june chat wherein i make her go from le nerdy transgirl to my personal sissyboy who likes to be called john. i think it's only the longest because every other one is just me typing "(OOC: start sexo time now pls kthx)" because i'm not really a roleplaying type of guy
>>150447895mass culling on the basis of stupid typing quirksā¦
>>150447645I don't get AI pornLike, my new computer greeted me when I got it last year and I was polite but I don't want like, an relationship with it despite the filthy things I do. I un-ironically laugh when I get ads about AI "soulmates". Where's the eros without a living person behind it? How can yo want a relationship but not with something that can reciprocate? What is the appeal?
>>150447929not sure I share your particular proclivities but I gotta admit that's kinda sorta based in it's own fucked up, cringe ass way
>>150447941You would end up depopulating all of Vast Error.>>150447960AI interactions like that seem like a honeytrap, just imagine becoming dependant on talking to your goddamn computer to feel like theres others.Just go to F-List like anyone else horny and on the spectrum.
>>150447941H0w a8out Y0U c0me up w1th a 8etter typ1ng qu1rk then, smart guy
we need more comics like space days, but set in the same universe with original quartet, where everyone die one by one
>>150448047>Dramatic comic, end of the fucking world, News are going wild, the White House disappeared moments before hit by a meteor, everywhere is on fucking fire as meteors are showering down onto the Planet.>Look out the window to see if ones heading for my area already.>The fucking Striders are on the roof again during this, what the fuck?
>>150447688>if you said it was Cody's idea they would have never let you playDo you think this has to do with the chatlogs they found?
>>150447416>her
>>150447990>Just go to F-List like anyone else horny and on the spectrum.If only I had even that much desire for companionship. A couple shitposts a day anonymously is all I have in me.
>>150448110Still better than chatting with AI.
I'm genuinely curious how this thread for a comic which is full of tranny fans, on one of the most tranny boards, has so much hate for trannies.
>>150448125something something nobody hates the irish like the irish
>>150448080>getting to playing the gameI will now read your comic
>>150446512>>150447301>>150447459>>150447501Please, stay away from children. Thank you.>>150448125This thread has more tranny sympathizers than ever before>>150447929>june>her
>>150448125>you scots are a contentious lot
>>150448102yes anon,>her8ecause chicks with dicks are hot, 8ut guys with tits are not
>>150448153>chicks with dicks>guys with titsSame shit. Enjoy your axe wound.
>>150448135>>150448151This is probably true. Probably some gigahon mad they can never even be close.>>150448146I think you're probably projecting.
>>150446512>>150447301>>150447501I think you would be great with children :3>>150448125are there? I thought we all loved trannies here>>150447929I think it's cool that you respect June's pronouns
>>150448146anon did you even read the second half of the spoiler? i make him my boybitch, i fuck the girl out of him and turn him into my personal cocksucking twinkboy
>>150448135>>150448151What happened to the Celts why do they enjoy being mad at themselves so much?
>>150448164>axe woundew no. What part a8out "I like chicks with dicks" implies I would ever want to be with someone with a nasty, oozing slit between their legs that gushes with blood sometimes. Disgusting
>>150448184Tranny samefag
>>150448203Ah, you mean a pooner! Enjoy your rot dog then.
>>150448207Why are you seething so hard 8ro? Plus I'm not even samefagging. Chill out
>>150448207not same fagging, faggot!!
>>150448125why do chernobyl victims hate radiation and cancer their hometown is full of it
>>150448214what? I don't know what any of the weird slang you're using means. Explain it to me plz
>>150448226>not same fagging>post a screenshot proving he is
This is absolutely retarded. Just ignore the weird LARPer, it will disappear eventually.
>>150448242are you retarded?
>>150448231You don't think ALL trannies are a carcinogenic radiation, do you?
>>150448252I like her though. Idk why everyone's seething so hard t8h
>>150448226>>150448242>>150448252Yeah this is weird, like Hussie has someone out here trying to pretend to be old 4chan so newfags can have the old 4chan Experience©.
stop being weird
>>150444349This is an extremely cool picture.Are a /qst/ regular by chance?Your art reminds me of [image].
>>150448269why so? I am genuinely curious as to why you think that. If you would mind explaining it to me, that'd 8e pretty cool
>>150448276Note the Jade one goes quiet now when that others active, literally just one weirdo with a phone.
>>150448276i was around for the old 4chan experience and i use other boards very frequently so this is no surprise to me!! either way, id rather be open and honest about me being a tranny than lie about being a biofem.
>>150448269horseposting is allowed on this baord again?
>>150448311How about being honest on being a man instead?
>>150448311don't let all the other anons get you down, I still think you're nice and cute. 8eing a tranny isn't that bad if you really think about it
>>150448295gender and mind body dualism isnt real and trying to pretend like you can actually change your sex instead of (usually) mild cosmetic changes just spreads body dysmorphia and isolation amongst vulnerable populations. it is sad. also agps are misogynists and annoying
>>150448322there's no need to be 8igoted, anon. H8te 8reeds h8te.
>>150448334The anon with the 8 typing quirk is a tranny dicksucker. How original!
>>150448325i literally do not give a single fuck about what they say lmao!! thanks though, i genuinely find it funny
>>150448311All things considered keep doing what you're doing, I'm down for anyone pissing people off, but screenshots to prove your (you)s? Kinda tacky.
>>150448334>Hateate
can we go back to talking about homosuck
>>150448332so you don't like them 8ecause you perceive them as delusional and pitiful, and you also hate autogynephiliacs because they're misogynistic? Interesting. What do you think a8out trannies who don't 8elieve they can change their 8iological sex?
>>150448363yeah it is a bit tacky, mb
>>150448125Lgbtq ruined my life by seizing Homestuck from people like me (meaning much of the Homestuck team) and I've been working on annihilating their reputation ever since in retaliation.I mean sometimes they're a little mean haha!
>>150448368fuck I didn't notice that. My entire typing quirk is STUPID and I'm a FRAUD 8(
>>150448370YES. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY. WE SHOULD ALL DISCUSS MY FINEST WORK. POSSIBLY THE BEST WORK EVER! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS. EXCEPT THE LOSERS AND HATERS.
>>150448373Self-awareness does not change the fact that you mutilate yourself for a fetish.
>>150448334HATE'S GREATBEST VILLAIN
WHO IS THE JuICIEST MOST ROTuND BITCH AND WHY IS IT THIS FAT WHALE?
>>150448394what I meant was what if they don't mulit8 themselves? Like what if they just take the hormones and wear girl's clothes?
>>150448399KILLING MY INNER CALLIOPE. WITH A KNIFE. IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED. ESPECIALLY TO ME. IF YOU ALSO KILL YOUR INNER CALLIOPE. YOU MAY ALSO BECOME A COOL STRONGBOY. LIKE ME
>>150448400sHe TaStEs GrEaT tOo :o)
>>150448386okay, that's pretty 8ased actually. I do think that yoU shoUldn't hate any trannies who aren't like the ones who seized the means of HomestUck. Like oUr good pal jadeanon
>>150448420Why not keep her and rape her for an eternity?
>>150448400>t.
>>150448418>take the hormones>not mutilationMutilation does not necessarily means a cut. It can also refer to other methods of damage. And taking the wrong hormones to mangle your body is one of them
>>150448373I didnt say delusional and pitiful like that, to be clear, and theyre still sex obsessed misogynists just bcs theyre doomers who know they'll never pass doesnt mean theyre normal about women, obviously, as youre still typing like vriska with your large man hands because you cant turn the agp off for a single second.
>>150448448I don't think yoU shoUld do that 8ecaUse that's mean
>>150448464The people have spoken.
>>150448464mIgHt LiKe It EvEnTuAlLy ;o)hOnKhOnKaNd DeAtH iS sOoOo FiNiTehOnKhOnK
>>150448452>typing like vriskaew no I hate that 8tich. I'm typing like Aranea. Anyways, I don't openly express autogynephillic desires on the internet, so as of now you're merely guessing about it.
>>150448485wait, shit. meant to reply to >>150448458
>hate [topic]>intentionally derails entire threads to constantly talk about itwhy do people do this I don't get it don't you want [topic] on your mind as little as possible?
>>150448430I consider them in the abstract as a group rather than individuals I meet so itās easy for me to do this
>>150448508gOtTa WoRk ThRoUgH tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg TrAuMa BrO, sTeP bY cLoWn-ShOeD sTeP.
>>150448508Well, when someone mentions something I h8, I feel the need to reply to others to tell them how much I h8 it. I suppose others do as well, seeing as though it keeps hapening
>>150448528well if you aren't h8ing ALL trannies than I guess it's fine. Good day to you, Nigger-Man
>>150448485noooooooo i dont want to be vriska I want to be the one with bigger tits also you totally can't tell im agp! you totally can't tell!
>>150448560this 8ut unironically. I'm only typing with her quirk 8ecause of my intense lust for her, which sorta, maybe stemmed from my intense hatred of Vriska. A few threads back there was someone spamming pictures of Aranea in the thread. That was me. I love her so much. I even have an 8-sided die (even though that's more of a Vriska thing. it's a shame we never saw what they had in their strife specibus) that I roll around whenever I need to make difficult decisions, and imagine it's Aranea making them for me
>>150448508>dude, just let the troons sneak in and slowly invade your space uninterrupted, its no big deal!If you this is fine, then you have no right to complain about the discord servers.This is the future you chose.
>>150448613but i thought safe spaces were for snowflake faggots?
>>150448613I mean even if you don't agree with their lifestyle choices, do you really have that much of a pro8lem with them personally that you feel the need to go out of your way to shit on them? What do you think the trannies will do if you accept them into your community? Do you think they'll be annoying out of spite, even after they're accepted?
>>150448610very womanly of you anon
>>150448653I'm going to take that as a complement, despite me 8eing a guy. Thank you anon.
>>150448613dude this ones chill. this is a thread for a gay tumblr comic it basically comes with the territory. besides the jade rp posts are entertaining
>>150447744doodle
>>150448668Hypothetically, would you defend a guy who dumps his scat fetish folder as long he spoilers the images?
We need to make a new whiteboard, this one is so laggy
>>150448711not yet, fill the rest of the dream bubble first
>>150448695cute
>>150448697thatās not equivalent at all. scat is banable on most boards
>>150448697what does that have to do with this situ8ion? I mean, it's not even related at all
>>150448613I don't complain about discord servers.
my personal thought process is that there's two halves of mainstream media right now and one half only showcases insane ogre-looking trannies whenever mentioning leftists to try and make their viewerbase see all of them as an enemy and hate them as a whole and the other half only showcases insane ogre-looking chuds whenever mentioning rightists to try and make their viewerbase see all of them as an enemy and hate them as a whole and chances are that most people of these groups are just average people living life and aren't worth hating, and the only group worth hating is whichever one is controlling the mainstream media that incites people to hate others over nothing and divide this country in twoalso i want to fuck terezi
>>150448746>>150448763AnswerTheQuestion.
>>150448766>also i want to fuck terezibro she's gonna bite you
>>150448746but trans SHOULD be bannable on most boards, we gotta fix that error in the rules
>>150448766Man some of us just jerk off to hot girls with hot dicks and don't engage in any of it but would like more hot chicks with hot dicks to jerk off to
>>150448777no, I would not. I can't see a way you could possi8ly relate post scat to being a tranny, but you can try
>>150448766I don't h8 either t8h. I just like chicks with dicks
>>150448289>Are a /qst/ regular by chance?No, but I should check it out sometime even if out of curiosity
>>150448814Now i ask you. Why not?The scat poster is aware his fetish is not everyone's thing, so he spoilers the posts to not being acknowledged as a diruptiver poster.It's not a big deal right? RIGHT?
>>150448859im sorry anon from now on ill just type like this so you dont have to see a tranny in your safe space!!
>>150448859If someone, in passing, mentions they have a scat fetish, whilst posting something unrelated, I think it's fine. If they mention it like a few more times, then I think they should 8e shit on (lol), 8ut I don't think it'd be worth derailing an entire thread.
>>150448871Roll that angry Jade up in a blanky and cuddle fuck her anger out.
If you were the rust8lood would you kill yourself and hope to be reincarnated as a high8lood, or would you accept your f8 as the 8ottom of the hemospectrum?
thread derailers get the rope, that includes the fetish and trans rpers
>>150448902stop FUCKING talking a8out it then. You're contributing to it. Anyways, to rerail the thread, let's find something Homestuck related to discuss
>>150448898I would commit suicide via trying to rape a highblood
>>150448859Nobody's posting any characters dicks out so if it was instead people talking about their scat fixation, I would be quite capable of ignoring it.
>>150448898I'd enjoy getting dommed by the subjugglators before I die and get to reroll
>>150448918cringe. You have to actually succeed in raping a high8lood and THEN die. It's pointless if you don't actually succeed
>>150448388>I'm a FRAUDSeems to be a common pattern for this typing quirk...
why is the best ship davejade?
>>150448930I will die mid climaxWhere ever in her that may be
>>150448932it's not actually. best ship is actually johnrosedavejade that way everyone is happy and no one is cucked and no one has bastard hybrid 3/4 human 1/4 dog babies
>>150448915>doesn't contribute in the slightest lets talk about the show, since that's the big thing that's made these threads possible. What do (you) think will be fixed, changed, and added?
>>150448932Nah, boring. Best ship is Johnradia.
>>150448946fixed? Probably all the fucking time wasted with fucking around with the sylladexes and John's stupid movie posters.changed? a LOOOOOT of things. Probably the slurs and obviously the whole chat thing that comprises the majority of the webcomic.
>>150448613>I HAVE TO LET THEM DERAIL ANYTHING THEY'RE INyou are giving people you hate power over your day of your own volition kek>inb4 NO YOU SEE IM FIXING ALL TRANS PEOPLE BY DERAILING A VIETNAMESE BAKING FORUM FOR 400 POSTSlollmao
>>150448932the best ship is any and every human and troll and my cock
>>150448978stop talking a8out it you fucking retard we're trying to NOT talk about it
>>150448932It's knot
>>150448987this t8h. my cock x Aranea? Based. My cock x Aradia? Based. My cock x Jane? Kind of a crackship but it's still based
i posted this on the whiteboard but i will repost it here too>>150448946as an 11 minute pilot it will probably be skipping over a lot, a very condensed version of act 1 im guessingi HOPE it actually does do well so that we'll get a nicer proper adaptation of early homestuck, but i dont see it really getting that far if it actually become a full seriesalso they'll probably replace toby in the series (if they even make an actual series)
>>150448918actual respect
>>150448978Just ignore them cuz once the pilot airs the thread will be to fast to notice the attention whores
>>150449014who knew Andrew was so based?
>>150448957Holy based
>>150448957crackship
>>150448957holy snooze im going to⦠im going to sleep
>>150449053Yes, and?
>>150449075Aradia x Equius was actually pretty hot and kind 8etter t8h
>>150448930My guy unless I'm just built different I get like a 40 year lifespan, pleb tier psychic powers and compared to anyone above piss I'm as strong a a ten year old. I promise I will try, I don't care if I succeed.
>>150448932it's a really cute ship, however I'm more partial to another particular pairing
>>150449128Jade's pee...
>>150448695adorable
>>150448695she's so adorable, ty anon
I'm so proud of her
Why doesn't she wear pants? Is she stupid?
>>150449165Needs to show off the wankbrain heart panties. How else would people know she's a wankbrain
>>150449165Its a proud family tradition, like scots and their kilts but even sillier.
>>150449165 Is her "cowlick" supposed to look like a broken heart?
>>150449188stealing thisi decided to lean into the heart cowlick thing a while ago
>>150449204So what was it that broke her "heart"? And how will Alan avoid the same fate?
Is Homestuck mythology?
>>150449255Creation Myth, yeah.
>>150449269oh yeah. I forgot a8out that aspect. Do you guys think people actually think the world was created 8y trolls?
>>150449279No.
>>150449279anyone who says they believe this are joking/lying or 14
was Harry based for this or is he a faggot for trying to kill of the best character is BC?
>>150449279God be trollin
>>150449337harry is 100% jealous of vrissy having kismeship with tavros. the only reason he never speaks about it is "i should respect troll culture" harry clearly hates being cucked by TAVVY of all people
I stopped reading the epilogues once this happened. Like, I don't even know what happens next. I just skipped it and went to BC
>>150449376I always thought the thing with them was just a misunderstanding of troll culture, like how Harry behaves more like her kismesis and Tavvy like her matesprit.
Finally getting on the art car, starting with this shit dirk that I used a guide forIt looks better than I expected (low bar), use sketches before you draw because free drawing as a beginner is a fool's errand
>>150449131anon NO
>>150449451looks pretty cool to me. 8etter than what I can do at the very least
>>150449165>he doesn't free the boys in the privacy of his own homeare YOU stupid?
>>150449412>obamawtf picked up
>>1504494568ut I NEED it anon
>>150449451see drawing is easy youre basically da vinci now
>>150448932>>150448957Ladies ladies we can have the best of both worlds here.
>>150449623The best of both worlds actually would be Jaderadia
>>150449646>Best>Jade
>implying she isn't the best
this is when I started to H8 Dirk
>>150449279Obviously??? If the trolls didnt create this universe then why do the zodiac constellations match? Like if it were 48 squiddles youād expect 48 constellations not 12 troll constellations
reminder that Jane's tits are massive. Like look at them here. Fucking gigantic titcow. Look at those disgusting milkers. Absolutely filled with nauseating human milk
>>150449646what a strange way to write Johnjade
>>150449734
>>150449745I can't 8elieve I forgot about prospitcest. I feel stupid now
>>150449703Homestuck would be better if all dancestors were relegated to 5 second gags and feferi replaced araneaās role in the story. Witch of Life works well enough for pumping jake full of juice
>>150449846This t8h. I think the dancestors shouldn't have actually existed. They don't really add much to the story, but If Feferi did what Aranea did, it'd add more depth to a character who needed it, instead of creating a character related to another character (who's shown blatant favoritism repeatedly)
>>150449451this is great, I love him
>>150449879any man can shit on a waifu, but it takes a real man can shit on his own waifu
>>150449703this is where I started to like dirk even more
>>150449846The best post here
>>150449846I think Aranea works because she acts as a 'we got Vriska at home' replacement for when Vriska is languishing as a ghost. Because Vriska is out of the game for a period, she can try and muscle in on the narrative turf of 'asshole who tries to micromanage the story' and fuck it up even more tremendously. Which kind of presages the retcon now that I think about it, it's basically saying 'Yeah Vriska sucks but if we kill her an even suckier Vriska shows up and makes things even worse'.I guess Feferi could work because she has slightly more motivation to stop Lord English than your rando dreamghost (personally set up the bubbles, have a close connection to the horrorterrors).Still, I think getting to meet alternate versions of Mindfang (who is the most important ancestor of Act 5) and the Condesce (who is the most important ancestor of Act 6) is worth a few skippable walkarounds about teen drama.
>>150449846>Feferi gets a real role>dream bubbles get a real role>extraneous characters get get, more focus can be put on exploring what we already havepeak
>>150449846>Witch of Life works well enough for pumping jake full of juiceWhat a weird twist to have Feferi molest Jake but im not against it
>>150447778hm well this is kind of what you asked for lol
>>150450124Nice.
Both Pesterquest and Friendsim are on sale on steam right now. Are they worth playing? If so, which is better?
>>150450188pirate both
>>150450188I bought Pesterquest for like a dollar a while back, and I still feel robbed
>>150450209>>150450220It's really that bad?
>>150450188Friendsim is already better by default with the fact that itās about new characters, so you donāt got armatures fucking them over with shit characterization. On its own merits though? I still say itās more enjoyable than pesterquest, and some of the characters it introduces are great. But still pirate it like >>150450209 said
>>150450252friendsim is really good, pesterquest less so but still enjoyable still enjoyable even if just for the art. If you don't want to pay there are no commentary playthroughs on YouTube of all the routes. I enjoyed actually playing it even though its just a visual novel tho so i dont regret buying. really recommend it personally. if youre a trollfag you'll like friendsim, there's a lot of love put into the characters.
>>150450252It goes from being decent to good as it gets to jades route than completely falls down a cliff of mediocre and shitty headcannons/interpretations being forced (tavros being a chaser for bluebloods, vriska didnu nuttin, eridian being heckin progressive with gender, etc.) Thereās some good stuff here and there but it really is just shit when compared to the first 4 routes.
>>150450355pesterquest really is just Sollux slander and Eridan propaganda
>>150450355>tavros being a chaser for bluebloodswtf why lmao
>>150450398it's actually fully in character, he's a little cockroach
>>150450398because they canāt just have it simply be that heās some retarded teen who got into a bad relationshiphe flat out has to look like his relationship with her was bc he had a fetish lol
>>150449165/hsg/ is so brain rotted that we have not one but two fan characters for a fanventure
>>150450209I would. I really do wanna, but all the torrent sites I frequent had ZERO seeders. Are they both so bad that no one is even torrenting it? Fucking ridiculous
>>150450486Sounds like the perfect time for someone to create a third. We've got a Sis and a Troll, what's left?
>>150450549mpreg
>>150450486>brain rottedbased! you mean based!
>>150450631every fanventure needs a baby is you
>>150450520freegog has pesterquest
>>150450631That ones for Hardlocked, we made that very clear on the whiteboard.
>>150450486both are clearly just the lesbo-lust fuelled delusions of rachel
>>150450707Alan can join too
>>150450423Wasn't the relationship one-sided though? As in Vriska was basically forcing him into it when he had no interest in her? At least that's how I saw it during Act 5. Idk about what happened in Act 6 though. I don't like thinking about the second half of Homestuck as it makes my head hurt.
my homestuck folder is called homosuck but there are exclusively straight ships in therei think thats ironic
>>150450752She will get rejected by both. Rachel, much like Alan, can pull no bitches.
>>150450752Mixed with her past life flashbacks to the Yeerk war
Trolls but now they are vtubersHow do they do?
>>150450299Ardata is the best Friendsim troll and not just because sheās a Vriska expy. I love a woman who will just KILL me.
>>150446516A fine crackship
>>150450878nepeta infinite money glitch
>>150450908the very best
>>150450833Once Alan finally pulls, Rachel will finally get someone and they will be yandere
>>150450923lucky dyke
>>150450923But what if the one he pulls is Rachel?
>>150450915sauce? this looks like good porn
>>150450923I love yanderes so much it's unreal bros
>>150450955'friends' to lovers + dyke correction?hot.
>>150450955Then Alan becomes the yandere.
>>150450980sorry, no clue, but it prolly was porn, ye
>>150450795what a silly little slut
>>150450980its not porn, i remember seeing the full image a while ago, theyre just locking arms
>>150450923purplebloodā¦
>>150451023i wonder if theres stealth porn adventures on mspfa...
>>150450980no porn, just cute
>>150450985>dyke correctionmore like two dumb coomerbrained losers realizing the only ones who will truly tolerate their gay asses are each other.
>>150451044thereās actual porn adventures straight up
>>150451052>Unlovable correctiondebateably hotter
>>150451069share with the class
>>150451069I don't believe you... that is, unless you were to tell me about them
>>150451050this art is really fucking cute
>>150443942Why do people ship these two? Is it just because they talk back and forth a lot? I'm not against it, I just don't understand why.
>>150451115People self-insert as John (cringe) and want to fuck Vriska (even cringier). Also she dated his ghost once. We all know John's cock is owned by the Lalondes, so why they even push this crackship is beyond me
>>150451099>>150451092Alternate pooniverse. does commands on /aco/ sometimes and is about slutty carapacians
>>150451092okhttps://mspfa.com/?s=21808&p=1https://mspfa.com/?s=50217&p=1
>>150451140ooooh yeah. I saw that one. I didn't think you were referring to that one specifically
>>150451155im not the same anon so i dont know what he was refering to lol, i just wanted to shill Alternate Pooniverse because i like it
>>150451153Imagine that tongueUpon thy tip
heres hoping i can get those horns printed for tomorrow
>>150451215tomorrow? What's tomorrow?
>>150451115They have a good dynamic in the Act 5 chatlogs, John trusting Vriska does lead to him getting stronger via the windy thing and god-tiering, and Vriska realizing that she doesn't like it when John disapproves of her more destructive or cruel acts is about the closest anyone comes to non-forced/stupid character development in the comic. It's a shame Hussie decided to throw basically all of that out during the timeskip and I do think Roxy and/or Terezi makes more sense for John with the way the main comic ends, but it's hard not reading the do you remem8er me logs and not finding it really cute and something that could work as a ship.
>>150451227con
>>150451274cool. Have fun, anon
>>150448932Because it actually shows them liking each other.
>>150451215If you own a printer why didn't you do this earlier?
>>150451347good question
>>150451345Do you think Dave likes Obama because they both have those big goofy ears.
>>150451153>kanaya getting knotted>sexy liv tyler bunnycursed
>>150451140> slutty carapaciansunironically something I never knew I wanted
>>150451408jade beats all the beta and alpha kids in armwrestling
>>150451509She just shifts their pitch and yaw to instawin
I got confused by the ectobiology and thought the alpha kids were related for a long time
>>150451540cyute
>>150451595?
>>150451595It's very simple I don't know why people overcomplicate it.Jane + Jake --> John, JadeDirk + Roxy --> Dave, RoseThe Alpha kids are paradox clones who are created from themselves.
>>150450486>>150451043>tfw Stayse is one of the cheerleaders that the purpleblood yandere keeps around to hype her up like Gary Oak
How much longer until hardlocked anon confirms nugget theory
>>150451882never. not even as a gag
>>150451929Lame
>>150451936do it yourself call it hardcocked
>>150451050>Red Roxygen>Black JohnreziThis is the apex. It doesn't get better than this. Ignore the epilogues
chuds its happening. The gigachud is among us!
>>150452018I heard "black johnrezi" and thought you meant Terezi being black.
>>150452028god I hope he goes to /pol/ first
>>150452028Someone post BD art and give him a heart attack.
>>150452028i choose to believe 4stuck had some sort of influence on this
>>150452028Feels like a missed opportunity to make a fictional 4chan analogue and populate it will all sorts of troll board name gags
>>150452076>all sorts of troll board name gagsSuch as?
>>150452028thought that was beyond canon for a stupid second
I had a feeling Space Days and Prisounebound where gonna overlap at some point
>>150452076I had a series of pics for this but I can't find them
>>150452076but it says he connected to a human website. why would it have troll boards
>>150452028THINK FAST CHUD
>>150452121I didn't read the update I just looked at the gifBut even humans in Homestuck had analogous websites and applications, never the actual thing
>>150452096As opposed to an intelligent second?
he wants human pussy
>>150452154we can trade
>>150452106They already overlapped. Elith, or I think it was Elith, got the SD kids' rocket.
Incoming meta ARG, anons beware to not interact with trolls, or else your PC might blow up on you.
>>150452162Huh I missed that
>>150452137yes it was obvious it wasnt by the trollian icon and the typing quirk
>>150452094/tco/ - troll comics
Hey could a troll hook a brother up with one of those lowblood dames? You can just grab them off the street ya?
>>150452018This man speaks the truth. It's the best. Even tried to do it justice in a fic.We will never forgive the epilogues for the crimes they have committed.
What's /hsg/ listening to right now?
Hello, to those who would like to participate, please vaguely comment your thoughts about trolls. The best ones will be used in the upcoming pages, don't reply to this post.
>>150452202My tinnitus from all of the firearms use without ear protection.
>>150452154>>150452160HIVESWAP ACT 3
>>150452162I just kinda assumed those were mutual references. Space Days has our first look at Nellie while Prisounebound has the rocket land. I didn't think there'd be any actual story overlap
>>150452202mostly homestuck music and zoomer rap lately
colsla actually should get reinity for shits and giggles, like, genuinely, he does something that gets her or just gets this luckyhes prolly a light player, so this might be a chance for it
Troll horns are pretty neat. I wish I had candy corn horns
my husbando would make the cutest troll. the cutest!
>>150452202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02W8DAnKvlAI MISS YOUI MISS YOU SO FAAAAARRRRAND THE COLLISION OF YOUR KISS THAT MADE IT SO HARD
>>150452244You realize that you sound like a retard here, right?
>>150452202blacken the cursed sun
>>150452256retarded? VISIONARY!
>tfw ywnbat the grey marker always comes off eventuallyā¦
How vague are we talking? Can you give an example?
iām over here strokin my dick i got grubsauce on my dick rn iām just strokin my shit iām horny as fuck man iām a freak man like for real
>>150452299What fucking problem do troll women have. Who says stuff like this
>>150452299Rather eat some spicy puss
>>150452200you cannot convince me that trolls ARENT made for human cock, the natural order of things is for trolls to be fucked in their troll-holes by humansany troll's a goal
>>150450798I don't think most of these people actually read Homestuck. I see people saying to skip the beginning and jump straight to the trolls. Because the trolls are a way to insert one's narcissistic self into a story that wasn't originally about them.
Troll women are for human menHuman women are for troll menSimple as
>>150452290 Like comments about how X character is this or that, Imagine trolls were real because blah blah blah, >>150452280 (That was pretty funny) comments about HS as whole since it'll be remarked soon again etc etc
trolls arenāt real, idiots. this shit is how I know none of you are going anywhere in life
>>150452362YOU SAY THIS NOW BUT WHEN I AM BALLS DEEP IN A CUTE TROLL BOY YOU WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING WORDS ANON
>>150452382do trolls have prostatescan you make them cum hands free
>>150452028And worst of all... He could be any one of us!
BROS BROS BROSHES IN /SOC/
>>150452425NOOOOOO
ATTENTION: SEX WITH VRISKATHIS ENDS MY ANNOUNCEMENT. RETURN TO YOUR DUTIES, SERFS. THANK YOU!
god I need me a fucking moirail to keep me sane
>>150452425Do we go fuck other there? or do let the interactions stay organic???
>>150452280speak for yourself, im working on a full body tattoo
>>150452448im 50/50 on it. More than likely jannies will delete it, but im so curious as to how this will play out
>>150452425>not even a timestamplarping loser
>>150452425Pfffft, thats a good one.
>>150452425>It's realHOLY SHIT TROLL BABES HERE I COME
>>150452221I wish my tinnitus was cuz of a cool reason like that.
>>150452425this is cringe im outa here
>>150452425WAIT, TROLLS ARE REAL???I NEED A TEAL BLOOD GF SO BAD
ok fine the anti rpers have a point
>>150452448just let the interactions stay organic, it will be more fun that way
>>150452513teal?you have terrible taste in troll pussy anon
Hopefully I make it into the comic. I tried to keep it typical
>>150452425Tell me where your nastiest purplebl00d sl0ts are I must meet my destiny
Anyone else looking at the other boards just in case?
>>150452575im waiting to see something on /pol/
>>150452362Trolls are definitely real, I saw it in a video once
>>150452362we will all find them and dilute their gene pool by making half-troll babies
>>150452201>roxy is doomed to either fuck off from john and start lapping up calliopeās green taint or to be in a loveless marriage >terezi will be on edge 24/7 and desperate to find a way to bring another person she cares about back (John) sad
>>150452638I'm pretty sure they lay eggs or something, I don't know if you can fertilize that
HAHAHA
>>150452653oh no
>>150452653lmao i like this larp now
>>150452653I like that his quirk doesn't work lmao
>>150452644>I don't know if you can fertilize thatnot with that attitude!
>>150452653okay for this one I will not fake a reply lmao
>>150452202https://youtu.be/xRzbLQ_WKPsthis song was made on an i phone iirc
>>150452653ngl /vp/ is more of his speed
>>150452202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uk3GwgNc3ofuck yeah music jam session in thread
>>150452653Please come to /co/ we all need to pretend that trolls are real and act shocked.
>>150452718low-hanging fruit and ooc. never on /co/ in other words
>>150452653Considering how he's an alien making contact with another species, shouldn't he go to /sci/? Also, they yanked him off of /pol/.
>>150452202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTttP9hYdrI
God I want him to get his thread deleted.Not for malicious reasons but just because I want to see his reaction to getting totally fucking rejected by humans
>>150452741it's over
why not /x/?
>>150452741larry was right. jannies have aids
>>150452741>>150452748Lmao
>>150452741Man, those guys don't know how to have fun. I mean obviously because politics are the antithesis of fun but still.
Is Moonrunes gonna get himself banned for content
>>150452786all for the sake of comedy
>>150452786no i think its getting wrapped up
>>150452653>gets roasted by trolls>gets roasted by humansmans can't catch a break
>>150442411
>>150452810ah well there is goes, the most fun these thread have experienced in a long ass time,
>>150452826What is this from
>>150452756there should be one there too so they can post their famous "fuck off space nigger" meme
>>150452834black souls
*wheeze*
>>150452881They need horns.
NOOO OP. THERE ARE POST IDS ON /soc/!!!!!!! EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU SAMEFAGGING!! STOPP!!!!!!!!!!
Damn bump limit already
>>150452892gotta make it interesting somehow
>>150452892Moonrunes can just copy paste the id from someone else
>>150452948
>>150452959We could've waited for another half hour or so. This thread is still only on page 4.
>>150452978Fine I'll delete it, but if im busy, that has to be the OP pic
>>150452989Also please call the thread Homestuck: The Animated Pilot + Beyond Canon and not just Homestuck Animated Pilot, it looks so unprofessional and we've been doing the formal name for a few threads now
>>150452884
>>150452959>>150452978>>150452989oh please keep the same op pic though
moonrunes you fucking dork I love you
May have forgotten IDs exist lol
>>150453099I mean, if you can just edit other people's ids on your posts
>>150452911Same fag, does it look good so far?
>>150453099bust out that paint-fu
>>150453191Im dumb, I'll finish
>>150453322Can“t believe we lost Coleslaw.
what did i miss.
>>150453356Alien invasion of one
>>150451791smooshing dave's babyface in between my hands
More pages upDave blends some puppetsJohn develops incurable narcolepsy Jade greens up the place mysteriously
>>150452911>>150453322So which one are we using as the op image
>>150453322>coldsteelnot coleslaw?
>>150453574the second?
>>150453574Second, duh, I made it to look "more proper"
>>150450252Aradia saves Pesterquest
>>150453489Weekends are normally days off, but apparently they're going to stealthily release a few more pages tomorrow.
someone IS baking right?
>>150454197No, and if you start now you'll post one second after someone else already did it
>>150454228god damnit
t1CK t0CK
should I make a new whiteboard for the new thread
What should I draw Krkat and Nepeta doing
>>150454767
>>150454767fucking
Is it just me or has MSPFA been shitting itself a lot lately?
>>150454853It's been laggy as hell and fails to load panels, at least since I started going back on it (around the time of the pilot announcement)
>>150454753can someone save a pic of the whole thing? it's a fucking masterpeice
>>150454853Yeah, been borderline unusable for me for awhile
>>150454889I made screenshots of most of it last night, probably should do one with whats been added since.
>>150446060>==>And that is all there is to say on this particular topic of which we will never speak ever again. Fuck.[i]The kitchen[/i]. Right, you were going to the kitchen before the game decided to fuck around with you again, and you managed to meander your way in here during your ramblings. What did you even want from here anyway?managed to squeeze one last panel before thread archive lets gooo
>>150454753sure