Why did Benson never fire Mordecai and Rigby despite the two constantly slacking off?
Nobody wants to work anymore
He fired them a few times.
because he has no friends, why would he fire the two people he interacts with the most during the day?
why were Mordecai and Rigby so ungrateful? they had free housing, lots of free time and a decent salary to buy shit but they were always like "UUUUUUUGH BENSON WANTS US TO RAKE THE LEAVES!"
What race are Mordecai and Rigby supposed to be? I think Rigby is black
>>150443582rigby is asian
He did fire them in one episode and you would know that if you watched the show
>>150443582https://youtu.be/TgUw_RgfkFQ
>>150443701i haven't watched the show in nearly a decade, what episode was that?
>>150443151Because Mordecai and Rigby would use death kwon do to kill him
>>150443729kek, classic
>>150443151Because without the will-he-won't-he threat, you have no Regular Show. Benson's hovering pink slip is what keeps their world in balance.
>>150443582They're both white but Rigby is an Eminem esque wigger
Are the gumballs in Benson's head edible? Can he spit them out? Are they like parts of his brain? How does it work?
>MORDECAI AND RIGBY >STOP HAVING GAY SEX OR YOU'RE FIRED
>>150443729>think he doesn't look like Arthur>he makes the fistHoly shit Arthur Read real
YOUR MOM IS A FAGGOT OOOOOOHHHHHH
>>150444371Unicorns ate parts of it
>>150443151at some degree he seems his old self quite reflected in Mordecai and Rigby. He mentioned a couple of times he also used to slack when he was young, and because of that he never had a real vocation and ended up in that dead-end job.
>>150444544How much does he get paid at the park?
He's a cuck
>>150443582Mordecai is a jewish, due to his name
>>150444669>"Hey Rigby, let's go steal Benson's foreskin.">"HMMHMMHMHMM."
>>150444691>
>>150443582Pops is an Anglo-Saxon Aryan
>>150443322They always come back though
OOOOOHHHH
>>150444699How did this get aired?
>>150444977No such thing
>>150443151They've got blackmail on his ass, that's why.
>>150447370HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT
>>150444544Remember the episode where he would refused to admit they were cool until he was in a situation where he had to be honest? Or the episode where he got fired by Susan? I think you know what I'm getting at.
>>150447935That Susan episode was kinda kino when Benson is forced to slack with Mordo and Rigs
>>150447942>Play video games or you're fired!
>>150443151Because he'd get deleted by the universe of he did so
What are some ideas for the new show they're making?
>>150443151Theres a reason why he hired them in the first place, just consider that these two where the best candidates.
>>150448342The others would probably loot the park and steal shit from him
it was a net hat truckers where them all the time
>>150443151They work for pennies
>>150445110He usually gets interrupted, or never really finishes firing them. The ending of Weekend at Benson's is a good example of that happening.
>>150449231So he doesn't really mean to fire them if he forgets about it when they interrupt him
>>150444669Mordecai is named after the bird in The Royal Tenenbaums. I asked the creator on Deviant Art when I was in high school and he said yes.
Pops likes them, and Maellard would fire Benson for making Pops sad
>>150449307How long ago was that?
>>150450219Around 2010-2011 probably
>>150448440Female or male?
>>150444699KWABenson
>>150444699Mordecai and Rigby-sama help me!!!!
>>150447370They caught him jerking off to little gumball machines
I miss this show, it's been 8 years since it ended
>>150443151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBavikBo6Jk
>>150451754Benson was such an ass in this episode
>>150451129>29BAWL
>>150444371>>150444399>>150444446>>150444699>>150447370
>>150451977>Got something against gorillas, you breedable little bitch?
>>150451754what happened to these fuckers, i think they showed up in that burrito episode
his other employees bully him
>>150451482What kind of video is he watching?
>>150443151Because Satan would have awakened and fucked his mom to death if he did, or something
>>150448440source?
>>150443151He probably saw the futureless slacker he used to be in both of them. I doubt he had any faith in them but he probably knew they would starve to death without their extremely charitable jobs at the park, he is shown to be a straight up good person despite his temperament after all.
>>150453857He also empathizes with them being cucked
>>150447370woah, that's the smallest penis i've Eber seen
>>150451977Is Skips a yeti?
>>150456488Yes
>>150443582They're fucking animals, thats the race.
I'd hug Mordecai.
Most kino show from the 2010s
>>150443582>What race are Mordecai and Rigbythey're animals
Shittiest episode? Not counting the shitty CJ/Margaret ones i'd say the Quips one because he was annoying
>>150443151He wants to teach them responsibility, and doesn't think any other boss will even try with them.
>introduce a character as a hero in a special>include in some episodes but run out of ideas on what to do with him>suddendly make him a Russian spy and write him off the showWhat was the point?
>>150444011Season 3 Episode 22 Replaced.As for why he rarely fired them, I assume it was because of pops.
>>150457109His gimmick as The New Guy was gonna get old, especially when he quickly gets transformed into a background character, so why not for fun make him a Russian Spy and write him out.If you're not gonna do anything with the new character why bother keeping him around
>>150457379Kill him off randomly instead
>>150457109That bitch is hot
>>150457109Thomas sucked and they were gonna write him off anyways.
Would you let Mordecai and Rigby be your roommates?
>>150459430No, Rigby would stink up the place with trash and Mordecai would constantly be listening to hipster music and fapping himself while he cries himself to sleep
Why did Benson's girl break up with him when he got sent to space?
What would Mordecai and Rigby realistically do if they got fired forever?
OOOOOHHHHH
>>150443151Benson's is ultimately a nice guy and he sees a lot of them in himself
>>150444699Hhhot.
>>150444699>This is how Benson lost his virginityGrim.
>>150443151Someone pointed out that Benson's gumballs are a beard and now i cant unsee it
>>150443151I still find it weird how there's multiple porn pics where he gets raped by the Gorillaz
>>150443389Because their slackers and slackers find any work too tiring
>>150459430>Yo guys can you wash the dishes I'll be back in an hour.>Come back>House is surrounded by thousands of zombie-like China plates and the earth is transported to the 8th circle of Hell No thanks
>>150459430Only if they give me favors
>>150458967>i've seen this before
>>150457109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3TxFhECUToThe UK version is so fucked up, they added a ton of snoring in every scene where Thomas kills someone
>>150443322Yeah but he always comes crawling back like a little bitch, he doesn't really mean it.
>>150448440what is this gay shit.
no way
>>150466032>"Lois, this is worse than the time i got fired from the park!"
>>150456539They shouldn't be doing that.
>>150456539Mordecai is blue and Rigby is brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHT3OYzWT98
>>150465470Who came on Muscle Man?
>>150444699how did they get away with this scene?
>>150457109His chin looks like 3 butts sjitting
>>150451977OH NONONONONONO
>>150443151Mordecai and Rigby have saved the park thousands of times (like in Exit 9B), of he fired them then the park would immediately fall apart whenever a villain wants to show up and cause fuckery in there.
>>150443582because he steals?
>>150443169Why? Wages have been going up since the 2010s.
>>150444699were the unicorns meant to be a gay stereotype? they have spike-collars, leather suits and rings in their noses and nipples
>>150444399no
>>150468989KINO
>>150449307Didn't know he still answered stuff while working on the show.
>>150449307(((Mordecai)))(((The Royal Tenenbaums)))Jewish
>>150443582Murdercai and Nigby.
>>150444446>>150444444
>>150443582Anything other than "white losers in their late 20s/30s" is factually incorrect
>>150443582They're Shaggy-type White guys
>>150444371I guess it's vital but you can take parts of it without him dying
>>150468989>3 tickets to Minions: The Rise of Gru please
>>150444699Bensonbros…….
>>150470569Our GOAT got raped...
>>150444691>Regular Shoah
>>150444399>Mordecai and Rigby then rape Benson
>>150451977>Skips go back to the moon
>>150447370MY EYES!
>>150469962yeah, it happened here>>150444699
>>150443389Because they’re spoiled morons. It’s why they work manual labor to begin with.
>>150472096Rigby wasn't spoiled, he was more neglected than anything and that's why he became such a dick
>>150471818>buff mordecaihot
>>150471818Why does Pops look the same
>>150459430Hell no, they'd blow up the room every other day
>>150470569we lost....
Best episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFzQQdTS8Ygkino
>>150446707they could just about do anything they wanted so long as people exploded or disappeared instead of died realistically
>>150473859like that guy from the video store that got blown up by the Hammer?
>>150473872https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU4T_9pxpbk
>>150473892kwab
>>150473497Mordecai was never the same
>>150473892Kek
I wish Rigby was my friend.
>>150474242why?
Because he likes them.
>>150474281He seems like a neat enough guy. Not as much baggage as Mordecai.
>>150474461Mordecai doesn't have baggage outside of his retarded relationships
>>150467340MY MOM!!!
>>150474526his mom has a penis?
>>150474481Yeah I guess Mordecai would be okay too.
>>150474551No way I'd never say that about another person's mom!
>>150474795WOAH, LOOK AT THOSE MAGUMBOS!
>>150473859The board game guy died from getting stabbed with a ruler though and that's realistic
>>150475269I thought he just drove himself to the hospital
>>150475307Where he died probably
>>150467340Skips
Benson is a cuck
WHAT IF HE WAS PURPLE?
