Can we stop the ai stuff now?
Hey Yugi.Insector Haga.
Kratos destroying a mountain. Post it.
Imagine if Kratos died a brutal death. Everyone would be whining about how disrespectful it was, even though Kratos goes Mortal kombat (literally!) on people.
>fucktos dies to the PPG>thread deleted
Bring me Notim Portant
I'm still mad.
It is unfortunate for me to say that Death Battle: India Edition has been cancelled due to mass request by woke AIphobes saarsHere are the losers>Broly (Lost to Hulk Hogan)>Pepperman (Lost to Peppino)>Scarlet King (Lost to Kratos)>Signal Lancer (Lost to Geno)>Juggernaut (Lost to Doomguy)>Joseph Joestar (Lost to Shrek)>Judge Holden (Lost to Death)>Kira (Lost to Numbuh 3)>Bowser (Lost to Ben 10)>Dark Danny (Lost to PPG)>Shrek (Lost to Peppino)>Weird Al (Lost to Kratos)>Giratina (Lost to Doomguy)>Doomslayer (Lost to Kratos)>AM (Lost to Shockwave)>Plastic Man (Lost to Sunflower)>Yellow Devil (Lost to Metallix)>Mad Piano (Lost to Hulk Hogan)>Metagross (Lost to Kratos)>Beerus (Lost to Ben 10)>Shockwave (Lost to Metallix)>Geno (Lost to Hulk Hogan)>Black Panther (Lost to Kratos)>Death (Lost to Mark)>Perry the Platypus (Lost to Sakamoto)>Hulk Hogan (Lost to Mark)>Aku (Lost to PPG)>Mark (Lost to Kratos)>Kratos (Lost to PPG)>Super Brainz (Lost to Sunflower)>Ben 10 (Lost to Sunflower)>Phantom Gentleman (Lost to Doc Scratch)Now for da scoreboard saars (carrying from last season)>8-1Kratos (Winner)>3-0Powerpuff Girls>3-1Hulk HoganSunflower>2-1PeppinoMetallixInvincible>2-2Ben 10Doomslayer>1-0Numbuh 3Sakamoto>1-1ShrekDeathGeno>1-2ShockwaveSuper BrainzWeird Al>0-1The Rest>0-2Judge HoldenPerry the PlatypusAkuKira
>>150444581what's wrong with this?
>>150444616Naturally kratos has the highest score
Azarath Metrion KINGTOS
>>150444490Contessa can beat your favorite character.
OOOOOOHHHHHH NO!THEY SEE HE COULDN'T GO3 - 0KWABZILLA!
>>150444638i think you’ve officially milked this meme dry
>>150444631>Had to be fed Black Panther, RU Shitmon, Zany musician and a barely planet level meme
You know why /dbs/ sharts are obsessed with cuckoldry? A guy LITERALLY named cuck is importing them to your country
Why doesn't Kratos say anything about toxic femininity?
>>150444629He's some pretty boy fag and not some roided monster with tree trunk neck.
>>150444694>toxic femininityThat does not exist. Women are naturally perfect. Only men must strive to be better. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
>>150444694>toxic femininity?Because that isn't a thing CHUDDIE. Just like how you can't be racist if you're black.
>>150444663sorry, meant for>>150444645
I'm actually indian btw
>>150444639How would Path to Victory work against Paul's Golden Path?
You ever accidentally trim your fingernail too much and then you got the weird feeling on the finger?
>>150444734Me too
>>150444616My Queen Vexus didn't get her chance to shine...I'm thinking about writing about her soloing fiction even tho her verse is fodder af
I’m about to job to sleep…
>>150444734Me three. I hate Asura, btw. He killed Chakravartin and rejected his God. That is someone who should be spit on. It’s nice that KINGtos put that MONSTER in his place.
India saar
Holy fuck i know this is like 4Chan and were supposed to be edgy n shit but this doesn't excuse constantly bashing and obsessing over India, grow the fuck up and learn to respect other cultures!
What are the most rocking Death Battle tracks? Was just listening to Endless Despair II from BlazBlue.
>>150444878I like dragon dance>WATCH ME COME ALIVEEEEEEE!!!
>>150444820My heart goes out to Chakravartin. That savage beast Asura trampled his design over a childish tantrum. 870 million years later, when the fiend is reincarnated as a mere man, that meteor will kill him and his entire family. This unfortunate circumstance would not have happened if Asura listened to Chakravartin
>>150444878For me it's>Super>ACDC parts of Suit Yourself >Mega Mania>Requiem of a Thief >Spiral of Emotion >Discordiant Decipher >Fireborn>Spiral of Emotion>GAME OVER>Forever Terror Night (forma only singing)>Ikari >Hell's Angels and I'm 100% sure I MISSED a few.We do not talk about Death Battle's sound team. They are on something
>>150444878Game Over was pretty good.Wings of Iron is an absolute bop.Garden of the Madworld is a solid one, though that could just be my preference for the matchup it’s a commission of showing.
>>150444882basketball scaling truly is the strongest
>>150444974>Didn't stop eustace from getting killed
>>150445080Eustace being killed was animation exclusive
>>150444878The songs from GL vs Ben and Kyle vs Simon are unironically some of my favorites
>>150445427>Cope editing a panel of Archie Sonic (not holding back) losing horribly to a metal Shield (couldn't even pierce it at max speed)
>relies on other franchises to stay relevant>relies on fag propaganda to keep attracting semi-loyal pushers>half of them being BPD-riddled fags that'll kick him down just as much as they'll try to prop him up as they forget they were the ones to shit-talk their own hero in the first place>the rest are mostly blackYup yup
update on the champions poll? No way Skywalker is still in the running
>>150444878Show's gotten quite a few great tracks over the years, but if I had to pick one that I'd feel genuinely comfortable specifically playing in public, that'd be Wings of Iron. Aside from that, I'd say Mighty and Ikari respectively get second and third place for me, the latter could be higher up on my list, but its lyrics are so hilariously simple (even for Death Battle standards) that I really couldn't be more charitable towards it if I wanted, it definitely has one of the best instrumentals the entire show has ever produced though
>Hulk SMASH EVERYTHING>Is Hulk really the strongest there is? Sure, he's stronger than most PEOPLE…but is he really stronger than EVERYTHING? Dinosaurs? Planets? Gravity? Cosmic forces? Find out here, because when we say Hulk takes on all comers in this new miniseries, we really mean it! It's nonstop action in the classic mighty Marvel manner from Ryan NorthMy HERO?? Keeps getting STRONGER!!
>>150444746Paul is eclipsed to a catastrophic degree.P. The only beings that the Eye can't predict in contessa's own verse are the Endbringers, Shards and Scion, which is ONLY because they had privicy rights set to 'on' while the cycle is on by Eden which is say "no you can't know that" PtV has to obey and Little eye goes and mostly predicts those things anyway by modelling them blind.>Such and such is immune to precog, breaks fate, ect.It will not work. 1/3 of Eidolan's interlude is his going into depressed detail about how he's a blindspot, knows he's a blindspot, has the ability to give himself precognitive powers of his own and still knows that he is utterly folded by PTV's control.The other big thing about it that really cinches ptv as being steps above most any other take on semi-omniscience is that it actually handles it's unknowns gracefully instead of crashing out or outputting garbage at the slightest irregularity with best-guesses that are in line with reality. Every last power awakening event inside worm is hardcoded by the shards to be unknowable to her, and as such, every unpowered person in the entire world whose brain has a corona pollentia can and does randomly gain new powers and life paths that'll throw a wrench in her predictions at all times and the Path just re-accounts/Like the basis for PtV is literally the simulatiion of every branching action that can occur on all Earths across minimum 10^82 multiverses for every possible permutation up to 300 years from outside our galactic cluster then validating the result with actual time travel all to make the woman in a fedora make the world into a TAS speedrun.
Dinah, who's power is a a fragment of Scions PTV, sees over 10 trillion fully realised worlds.>If each of the tens of trillions of universes were like pictures, then they were organized into a mosaic, constantly rearranging itself and shuffling. Taken in as a whole, it was a muddle. Depending on how it shuffled, sometimes patterns emerged. A predominant color, perhaps, or lots of scenes that were blurs of motion and activity. But there was more to it. There were faint sounds, for one thing, and they weren't just two-dimensional. Just the opposite – they were each a fully realized world, and each was continuous, like a slideshow or film reel that extended vast distances forward and backward from any of the scenes of focusSimurgh predicting the arrival of other entities in 3-4 billion years>Three or four billion years would pass before one of the entities returned to this world. In the interim, she would keep this world alive, and she would glean all knowledge that the minds of this world could produce. Every means of suffering, every desperate solution, every invention and inspiration.They both get rolf'd by the Path.
>>150445661>>150445697man this is so gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pX3h5ST_Xk
>>150444878I like the fanmade commission tracks more
>>150444694How could a character like Kratos really reflect on that sort of thing?Toxic femininity would be like slut shaming and trying to say XYZ aren't girly enough.
>>150445709Fake and gay super earth rapes the GW vers
>>150445661>>150445697Paul actually sees the future though, doesn't rely on some gimped alien supercomputer being plugged into his brain
>>150444878>most rocking Death Battle tracks?I like this one cuz, like some Guilty Gear Strive songs, the female vocalist complements the heavy metal male lyrics. Usually, women drag down DB tracks, but not in this case, cuz the singing chick actually has a sweet voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-HmtqTqLQ8
Animated fight club bros, we'll get our hour
>>150444639How does contessa's powers work again? Also can she bypass layered realities and meta bullshit?
Feels like I'm on Spacebattles again with the contessa wank>>150444639Still only slightly above peak human and gets pasted by anyone who can move fast enough that time is basically stopped.
>>150445489>implying nintoddlers aren't the same as sonic fans
All women are built for giving birth to black babies
>>150445989Precognitive. She asks her power for a path to a given result, it gives it to her in a series of steps to follow. Capable of doing some pretty impossible things, though a lot of that might just be that she's been using her power constantly for 30+ years, with access to functionally infinite resources. At this point she's basically an automaton.Dropped on her own in a white room scenario she'd be a lot less impressive.As for her power, it's interdimensional by default, the information fed to her by a parasite sitting in a sealed dimension and with access to a wide variety of abilities that, despite what some people will tell you, we don't know much about.
>>150446053So would she be able to counter someone who creates a layered reality with meta bullshit intertwined with it?
>>150446046Kratos...
>>150446061No clue. Maybe. The parasite that operates her power is all about gathering information and adapting itself, but she's a minor side character from a very self-contained story. It's not like we have a lot of hard data on her.That said, her parasite (or at least the 'race' it comes from) is enormously adept at moving between and manipulating dimensions. They definitely do layered reality shit, at a minimum.
>>150446081Mathrus's BITCH
>>150446081This weak bitch loses to most indie rpg characters that aren't from walking sims or puzzle games btw
>>150446046Bejitabro btw
SentryGAWDS.....we will VOTE for our HERO!!!!
>>150445894Parahumans with illusions, mind control, time traveler(if only for minutes) putting people under dreams, cognito hazard powers and anti-precog, blanket anti-power powers, there's a timeline spitter and all these can still 100% be accounted for by the PtV. The entities who are using PTV have encountered alternate special dimensions and universes where the constants of physics are different and the Paths have worked all of these. There isn't any hierarchy of authority that the eye uses to make the rest step aside the Path is just that much more potent.'Real precog' is something the path deals with as it's day job.>>150446061The author when pressed on the subject of wacko-ness like metafiction and magic described that PTV would work for pretty much most magic. The Eye is smarter then you and will put shit together i the same faster then human perception timetable as in the normal parts of modeling, Wildbow considers most powers in fiction to be reverse engineerable like how for as much as something like King crimson's time, not time skippy woowoo is a meme we can and do logic it out as is. Jojo being a famously 'rigid' starting case but with Wildbow's own magical IP in Pact-verse being a more soft-magic example very alike to the WOD-verse for a point of comparison. if you can know how fantasy things is expressed then ptv will pretty surely be able todo it better then you so long as an absolutely god's eye perspective isn't needed to infer as it corroborates what is in the minds of everyone in a verse about the power/the system, measuring every aspect of the world by it's past and futures, logging it all real time in it's modeling.>>150445989TLDR: Super computer scans and simulates everything in an area plus check with future sight and the supercomputer is smart enough to not brick if it gets something wrong, re-pathing near instantly. It can also consensually puppet bodies from another plane of reality for a party trick.
>>150444490wen the fukc is Ruby Vs. Maka!?
>>150446193I say this as a Worm fan, but I think you're overselling things a bit. After all, we know that PtV isn't perfect. Other shards can definitely block or spoof it, because we saw that on the page. Mantellum's 2nd trigger even let him(?) block it in an AoE. We have WoG that Broadcast works well enough that Jack would beat Contessa most of the time.So there's no reason to believe that other powers from other settings couldn't do the same. Maybe they wouldn't, but maybe they would. And if they did interfere with PtV, then maybe it would adapt, but also maybe it wouldn't.We just can't say with any certainty.
>>150446193>>150446224It's not explored, because Worm/Ward are not playing with crossover cosmologies but it is established iirc that the entities at least have experience dealing with nonstandard laws of physics. How long it'd take PTV to adapt to slightly different rules of a setting or the supernatural of a given world is unknown, but we do have pointers towards the idea that shards in general would/do adapt to new information and physics if it encounters them. Entities only do the cycles for that very reason of pushing their knowledge boundaries after all. At minimum, it would pretty solidly have a capability to know any information physically recorded probably but not for sure including the stuff in people's brains that isn't just stream of consciousness itself.
Man, there is zero hype for the Ruby death battle. Probably because no one knows who the fuck Maka is. I think only Killua vs Misaka will be less hype than this in general (just because comparatively they are the most obscure characters ever featured on the show, and no one actually ever debated the two)
Leave Contessa to me.
>>150446264That's all true, for sure, but I'm not sure it would help Contessa in a single fight against a specific opponent. Powers don't seem to adapt all that much, beyond some general flexibility and stuff like ease of use. Parahumans can learn new techniques, figure out new ways to use a power, gain more skill with it, but the base of the power remains static.What tends to happen is that once a given host dies, the *next* host has a power that would account for whatever variable(s) killed the previous one. So while Contessa's shard would almost certainly gain useful information about whatever alternate laws of physics some OOC power functions through, that would probably not help Contessa herself.Especially since her shard is 'dead'.
>>150446280This is actually interesting because I don't know how ultimate luck, especially on the level of Izuru and Nagito's, would interact with Path to Victory.
>>150446296That letting the power fail and user die point sounds right for most shards dead or not but I don't know if Eye is dead like that and it's got a personal enough connection to grok with her during the coma and her Titanmachy. And modeling of the blindspots is itself adaption to unknowns if an easy mode form of it.
>>150446351Personally I'd say that modelling blindspots falls more under 'new techniques' rather than the power itself adapting. It's ultimately just a different way of asking questions. 'How would I beat someone who's exactly like Eidolon, to the best of my knowledge' rather than 'how would I beat Eidolon'. That sort of thing.I could be wrong, of course. We never see much of Contessa, and even less of the nitty-gritty of her shard's mechanic or function.
Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle>Soul Eater-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (this would be around 717.25242 km/h at worst)-Black Star can dodge Lasers-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves>RWBY-Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight-Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
>>150446296>>150446351>>150444639Is this website book worth the time of actually reading or is it just a repository for detail about the author's Vs character OCs like skitter, the S9, scion, contessa, the endbringers and so on?Also, Contessa vs Wonder of U
>>150446267I'm hyped for it, but I know the character I want to win will die.Unless DB pulls some Omniman/Kratos bullshit. So you know there's a 10% chance Ruby will bullshit a victory.
>>150446379I personally like it, it's an interesting story. Haven't bothered with the sequels
>>150446379>Is this website book worth the time of actually readingI'm a big Worm fan, but it's sometimes hard to recommend. At the base it's just an amateur (but enthusiastic) capeshit story. Some people will call it a deconstruction, or rationalist, or something like that, but it's really not. It's just bog-standard, unpretentious capeshit, written by an author with little experience but a lot of love for the genre.It has its virtues, of course. It's long, surprisingly consistent, with interesting characters, and it's actually complete, with an ending I personally found satisfying.That said, while most of what you'll hear about it in the wild is the high-power parts of the setting, but most of the wordcount is devoted to more street-level shit, and the main cast are fairly low-tier villains in the setting.
>>150446081>Baba is You victim
Mmmmmh. Fair. >>150446379We're still talking about it in vs spaces a decade+ later so it's not nothing. Spoilers I guess for revealing the shards and entities i guess lol.About WoUI do consider Wonder of U to be overrated to hell and it's more then i'm willing to get into right now so late but whether or not PTV or Calamety wins has a couple focal points of conversation.'does pursuit trigger against such and such finangled detail.' "How avoidable is the dangers of being in the flow of calamities' Like, being in calamity is a higher danger version of final destination and characters can and do use quick wits in the moment to jump those hoops and juggle balls that it throws their way. 'is the stand's user's death considered a win or not.' flat no contessa can't be expected to kill the stand short of developing a stand of her own and waxky-stand asspulling exactly the power of soft and wet to make it work...Maybe requiem arrow herself and...Getting off track and getting tired.
I really hope they don't use Anime Maka for the animation just because it's easier to add a bunch of spikes to her model instead of modeling a complete new form
>>150446377>Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight>Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of forceAnd somehow this was enough to beat a character literally tanked a Supernova Western Fruads are so OP in death battle
>>150446505'Rwby-verse peaked in high school' is a literally true description of how the power levels of the show have developed.
Bros...
How does redditfrog scale?
>>150446615Below the lowest ranking Groyper.
>>150446615Pepe is still king at /int/
>>150446682>...said the small crying apustaja.
>>150446698I miss the Mexican poster, he was fun
>>150446698>>150446669>>150446615Send his big froggy cock here
I hope they do Ohma vs Lord Drakkon, just so Tommy can go 0/3, and so PR can go 0/4.
>>150445878sauce?
>>150446081Explain to me how she doesn't job to Monika
Can anyone answer this for me? I was having an argument with someone who claimed Popeye can’t beat Saitama because his transmutation wouldn’t work, saying Saitama is immune to monsterization. Their reasoning was that Saitama picked up one of the god cubes without changing, and that he could eat a monster cell and not transform. Can someone debunk this?
>>150446947I can't. He's right. I've been wrong all along.
>>150446894Monika can't fight and Chara can destroy timelines All Monika can do is mess with game files and even then she doesn't have full control over that
>>150446950All she needs to do is delete Chara. Chara can destroy the universe completely but she is not above the file management. Even after you give her your soul in a genocide run, you can just mess with a config file and undo that.
>>150446541I can't believe this actually happened in the episode...
>>150446267>just because comparatively they are the most obscure characters ever featured on the showNah that goes to Bucky O' Hare
>reprogrammed the entire game multiple times>can operate just fine after being deleted>btfo'd sayori who could do the same thing as her in even less time
>>150446449Madoka's footrest
>WHAAAAAT? YOU DON'T LIKE WHEN MEN CRY?? YOU DONT LIKE GUYS THAT HAVE GOTTEN IMPALED BY A FAT BBC? YOU DON'T THINK SOMEONE HOSTING A COOKING CHANNEL FOR MACHILDREM IS COOL ANYMORE? YOURE LEAVING ME FOR THE GUY THAT DISFIGURED MY ASSHOLE? YOURE GONNA MAKE HIS BBC ENTER THE CLEAN PLATE CLUB? WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY BUT YABBA DABBA DOOO!
>>150447056Kratosbro...
>>150446267People hyped for the fight, but there's nothing else to talk about after the delay.Overall I'm pleasantly surprised with the amount of Fanart and slander we got from Makaby, always good to see people appreciate my girls
Imagine Maka and Soul Bloodlusted AND Cuntlusted raping Ruby
>>150447056What?
>>150447099"Hey folks. After a recent thread sought to decode the channel’s declining viewership, I felt the need to clear the air and pull back the curtain to some extent. Obviously a number of factors both in and out of our control have contributed to our lower viewership; YouTube has changed drastically during and after COVID, for example. We put out more shows with new people, which I understand isn’t for everyone. But more than that, I hope that this sheds some light on what’s been happening over the past year. Trigger warning: vague description of assault.2022 was, by a wide margin, the worst year of my life. After New Years, my wonderful friends saw fit to give me a ‘work intervention’, as I had been producing 2 episodes per week in the 18 months since COVID lockdowns, and it was destroying me. I finally believed them upon experiencing a mental health crisis in February when, after not sleeping for 4 days, I found myself ranting combatively and nonsensically to Sawyer and Brad. During a moment of (relative) clarity, I checked myself into a hospital - my thinking was that they would sedate me. There, I was instead admitted to the mental health ward, where I was attacked and sexually assaulted by another patient. When I checked myself out in the morning, between the borderline manic episode and newfound trauma, I hardly knew what was real anymore. I decided to enter a rehab facility, where I spent the month of March undergoing therapy and slowly coming to terms with what had happened (this is why I disappeared for a month last year).Jess and I broke up that summer. I will not go into any details out of respect for her privacy. We are on good terms and I wish her every happiness. Needless to say, however, this compounded my depression and PTSD."
>>150447129Ok.
>>150446505I have never heard a compelling explanation for as to why Sephiroth would need Meteor to wound the planet if he is capable of creating a supernova in so much as being able to cause physical damage.
>>150446523It is also true of Soul Eater, oddly enough.
>ryona ending>ruby wins>with fanfic silver eyes no less>next time is Sans vs The Judge
>>150446947The simple answer is that Popeye is unfit for this form of debate, since the core of his character is winning after eating spinach (which can exist or be summoned into existence as a byproduct of Popeye's existence).The longer and stupider answer is that Popeye has stronger/more complex transmutation abilities that rank higher than the extent of Saitama's setting.My personal answer is that I ignore manga Saitama because I don't like the manga's story.
>>150446398>Acting like Dooms vs scaling isn't just as stupid as GoWs.
>>150447069Honestly it is also just a no win scenario for everyone that has vested interest in the debate. The people who do gain from this Death Battle are those that have no interest in the debate and/or enjoy the characters/fight animations.
>>150447167If that happens we are clearly in the best timeline.
>>150447147Galaxy level planet
>>150447197Yes.
>>150447147There's also the fact that Supernova is a gravity spell skin and literally can't kill.
>>150447167Ryona gets me extraordinarily horny
I hope when Maka decapitates the fuck out of Ruby, she’s still conscious, just for a minute. I wanna see Maka kiss her on the lips as the light fades from her silver eyes…
>>150446723I think it would be poetic if Drakkon lost to Zenkaizer or Gozyuger Red via an updated Sentai Power pool, since a lot of Sentai series Power Rangers skipped have crazy feats and scaling.
Are there any opponents that Vegeta could have where Forced Spirit Fission and Ultra Ego's destruction energy are useful, but not insta-wins?
>>150447253Ben please no ryona, it was bad enough when you made Korra's head explode
whoever would be cuter to see squirm should be the loser. I don't care if one is factually stronger.
Toei, Kakarot, GT, CC, and Xeno Goku's could probably beat The Boiled One, since all of them have resisted mental manipulation and/or are capable of combat in their mental spaces.
>>150447185Didn't he literally eat spinach after being erased once though? That implies he will always get to eat the spinach, even if the comeback is after an apparent defeat?
>>150447129this happened to kratos
>>150447155Most of the multiversal scaling, and conceptual shit comes from FE
>>150447147Life force
>>150447496He said compelling, not Fate tier cope.
Ben 10 and his bride Humungousaur own everyone in this thread
>>150447352The stronger the girl the sexier is when they get defeated and humiliated
>>150447593Based Taimanin enjoyer.
>Ruby"Your blood is...">Maka"Your eyes are..." >Maka&Ruby"Black!""Silver!"
>>150447450Well no my point is more that Popeye doesn't have limitations. He just has a construct that his stories follow.He can die/be erased/etc to things in some stories that he wouldn't be in others, but it still gets resolved with him eating a can of spinach and winning. (There are times he wins even without spinach too).The more a character is bound by constructs like this, the harder it is to use them in a VS format. There isn't really a mandate enforcing he has X stats because those don't matter in the home fiction's context.As a result, Popeye doesn't have feats that could be pulled from in a neutral context. It would basically be as valid to have him win as it would be to have him lose.This extends to a lot of characters across fiction, but 'Toon Force' characters are the most relevant for its consequences.I feel like I am rambling at this point, but does that make sense?
Pepe vs Here come dat boi when?
>>150447262Hot...
>>150447341That ending was so funny to me.The brutal killing followed by the slightly pathetic excuse to make the death respectful.Imagine splitting someone head open with an Axe, watching them stagger around and then collapse spraying blood everywhere, and then before you walk off you say "stand proud, you are strong."
>>150447496Why couldn't Sephy just target just part of the planet with Supernova to expose the Life Stream?
My Death Battle Hero can't handle all that
>>150447471>FEFire Emblem bros! Are we multiversal!?
>>150447619Pepe's final morph: A defiant Angry croak, vocal sac ballooning one last time, but Dat Boi revs—treads chew through the sac, popping it like overripe fruit. Mucus and blood-marbled lymph explode outward, splattering Dat Boi's face in a grotesque mask. Pepe's spine (vertebral column with flexible notochord remnants) arches in agony as the wheel rolls up his torso, compressing lungs (simple sacs in frogs, lacking diaphragms—air whooshes out in a death-rattle wheeze, laced with hemorrhagic froth). Heart (three-chambered amphibian pump, ventricles sloshing) bursts under pressure, sending oxygenated blood surging through tears in the pericardium, drenching everything in a final, arterial gush. Limbs twitch—forelegs claw futilely, digits splaying as synovial fluid leaks from crushed joints; hindlegs spasm in rigor, urine voiding from the cloaca in a shameful puddle.Dat Boi dismounts, wheel caked in offal, and delivers the coup: A casual pedal over Pepe's skull. The cranium (thin bony vault over soft braincase) caves with a wet crunch—olfactory lobes (frog smell centers) mash into gray paste, optic nerves snapping like optic threads, eyeballs extruding in gelatinous orbs stamped flat. Cerebellum (balance coordinator) liquefies under tread, mixing with cerebrospinal fluid into a slurry that seeps from nostrils and mouth. What's left? A flattened composite—skin split along the midline, exposing the deflated coelomic cavity like a peeled banana, ribs (vestigial in frogs, but here cartoonishly cracking) fanning out in a bloody fan. Entrails steam in the chill arena air.K.O.!
>>150447641I wish Incase would get on and finish that lesbian Nun story.
>>150447641Ew. Her hair is ugly.
>>150447471By FE, I am assuming you meant Fire Force and not Fire Emblem.I've actually read Fire Force very recently. It doesn't make sense to me that SE characters would get upscaled by it.Actually part of it doesn't make sense at all, cause Shinigami takes 7/8 of the pillars' abilities, but he says the 8th is outside the world.But earlier in the conversation he says he took all the abilities from those that died as well (Sumire and Amaterasu).The only people outside the world are Arthur and Excalibur, but they aren't pillars.I've gotten sidetracked.
>>150447618The entire point of battleboarding is to look at feats without using narrative context to determine the victor of a match though. You're just describing inconsistent characters in general.
>Ruby and Maka have one final scythe clash, which Maka wins. With her aura almost depleted and her Crescent Rose cut in half, Ruby tries to attack Maka one more time - but it's useless, she's too weak and too slow, Maka takes a step back and with a swift slash, she slices off both of Ruby's hands in the middle of her attack.>She shrieks in pain and falls to her knees, looking at her severed hands and broken scythe on the floor. Maka, affected by the Madness, slowly approaches Ruby with a sadistic grin on her face, she then cups Ruby's chin and forces Ruby to look at her.>Ruby is panting and looking terrified, Maka's face gets closer to Ruby's, but then, her silver eyes flash for a moment, covering the battlefield with a blinding light, Ruby looks hopeful for a couple seconds, before she realizes that her attack did nothing. Maka then laughs at Ruby while she gives Maka a look of resignation before closing her eyes and getting cut into pieces, with only her head remaining.>The screen fades to black and a white text appears: "In Memory of Monty Oum, thank you for everything.">*ding ding* KO!Would Ben like this ending?
>>150447722Narrative context is important for explaining why inconsistencies exist.It is useful for figuring out what is and isn't an outlier.
>>150447731Pretty tame, I think he would be okay with it.
>>150447731It's good but I think it really needs a moment where Maka tells Ruby she's no longer a monster.
>>150447812>SHITnic>"feats"your entire verse relies on a statement by eggman that x and y rock-throwing boss eats timelines
>>150447812>Mario victim>Hal victim>KINGtos victim>Simon
Sonic. Galaxy. NOW.
>in the Final Clash Maka breaks Crescent Rose alongside Ruby's arms (Sailor Galaxia Style)>While Ruby screams in shock Maka immediately cuts her legs>Now a Nugget Ruby tries to escape by crawling a caterpillar >Maka Kicks Ruby and she ends up like a belly up turtle unable to move >Ruby moves what remains of her limbs in a pathetic attempt at fighting back while the tears and mucus cover her face >Maka finally stabs her in the stomach with Soul and runs around grinding Ruby against the floor >After stopping Maka lifts her Scythe to show us Ruby's burned and disfigured body still alive and suffering >Then Maka spins around and throws Ruby towards the moon that fucking explodes with the impact >Maka: "Ahh... How fun..."
>>150447618In power scaling, the version of Popeye we use is one without any plot armor or plot conveniences, meaning no narrative-driven boosts to his abilities. Popeye may be depicted as invincible within his story, but in vs debates, we impose limits. This how we treat omnipotent characters, to avoid NLF. For Popeye, this means he will only have access to feats that are explicitly shown on screen, nothing beyond that. And that's what sets him apart from other toon characters. Even when you strip away his plot armor and narrative advantages, and only scale him based on his on screen feats, Popeye is still exceptionally strong.
>>150444490>Get told pic related is the most awesome badassest character in all of gaming, perhaps all of fiction >Get told his sword can effortlessly slash through anything and that he can cut you at 1% the speed of light and punch buildings apart >Get told he's a man's man who follows his own path in a world that would have him do otherwise >Is actually a gay, cringe, weeaboo retard in high heels >Sword can't cut through high grade bulletproof vests, armor or thick ceramic >Couldn't blitz a regular human holding a child at gunpoint and was blown away by a simple shockwave >Best striking feat is making a small dent in asphalt >Outgrappled by untrained nanomachine brute who despite claims, was actually no stronger in pushing or pulling strength >Doesn't finish the game following his own path, instead becomes a deadbeat, leaves his family to follow Jetstream Sam's path instead after doing his bidding (killing Armstrong with the Murasama; Raiden is literally Sam's vassal) WHY is this awful character propped up as some badass powerhouse again?
Ahhh. Just cranked the hot to father-daughter incest hentai. Feels good.
Give Ruby a RESPECTFUL RYONA death
ENOUGH.Ruby. Killing Maka. NOW.
>>150446947It depends on whether you have a stick up your ass about toonforce and/or you're so autistic you want toonforce to fit inside a narrow catalog of superpowers
>>150447905I disagree with the premise that Popeye (or most gag characters) can be rendered distinct from his narrative.
>>150446947Toon force hax is above shonen hax, if you'd even call it that. Simple as.
>>150447940Why? What makes them so special and particular compared to any other hero that just always wins? They're a bit more wacky and less bound by conventional logic than normal but even that applies to characters like reality warpers or reader mary sues like Erza Scarlet.
>>150447915>Maka, now back to her normal state, looks at Ruby in surprise. She had spent the entire fight reading Ruby's soul and analyzing her movements, something Ruby had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Maka discovered Ruby's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in her mind.>With a smirk, Maka steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," she says, surprising Ruby. "You're the better fighter." Ruby is flattered, her pride swelling at Maka's praise.>Maka drops to one knee in front of her. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" she asks innocently.>Ruby chuckles, "Of course, kid." She takes a pen and signs her name for Maka.>Maka takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Rudy.">Ruby corrects her with a laugh, "It’s Ruby.">Suddenly, Ruby instantly reverts back into her powerless gym clothes form of little Ruby Rose. Before she can react properly, Maka slashes her scythe clean through Ruby’s torso, the force of the blow lifting her off the ground. She opens her hand, firing a soul blast that tears through Ruby's body, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.>Maka stands tall, brushing her hands off as she looks down at the remnants of Ruby. "You did just as good as Black Star in the Raid of Baba Yaga's Castle," Maka says, a touch of respect in her voice.
I love you, Anon.
>>150447980https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_physicsyou're already overanalyzing it if you're asking such stupid questions
I am you, Anon.
Make Love not war
>>150448005Again, what makes this any different from how Superman can somehow lift entire mountains when he should be punching through them? Or any of the other bizarre physics you'd see in anime or comics?>you're already overanalyzingThe entire foundation of battleboarding is overanalyzing characters, this isn't a real rebuttal
>>150447980I just don't think the questions that come from it are interesting is all.
>>150447812Everyone in this image is a cuck.
No one wants me to win...
>>150448014Maka has been overwhelmed by Boob Madness.
>>150448015cuz the fact that Popeye has steam engines in his biceps after inhaling spinach through his pipe before punching an ox into a whole delicatessen makes it different, fool. it's like asking anon to use Chuck Norris with his jokes, but then asking how the jokes are different to Superman beating up Darkseid
>>150448014Sweaty clits and breasts pressed against each other are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the women.
Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"Ruby: "Nah."Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"Ruby: "Nah, nah..."Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better man!"https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjAHey!We are uberwankedHey!We are uberwanked>KratosNow listen closelyHere's a little lesson in trickeryThis is ruby's act of witcheryIf you wanna get your scaling uberwankedYou have to ask your writers to get high and drunkJust copy my questions, and pester their XBe careful not to get fraudchecked(Uh?)>Ruby's writer says she is building level(No, no, delete that tweet!)We are uberwankedHey!We are uberwankedWe are uberwanked>Montage, Kratos and Ruby use multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herselfHa ha haNow look at this lamp, that I just foundWhen I say go, be ready to block!Go!>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall(Block with your hand! Don't dodge it!)(Ugh, let's try to downplay...)Now watch and learn, here's the stealWith silver eyes Maka will surely squeal!>Ruby tried to stare at Maka with her silver eyes but just ends up looking retarded since it can't affect her(Ha ha ha, ...wha-what are you doing!?)Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are uberwanked>Kratos dresses like a kawaii chrona expy and tries yuri with maka (to trigger homophobic ruby)>Maka says she has a boyfriendHey!Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are uberwanked>Ruby and Kratos write a cookbookBa-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are uberwanked>Ruby makes deadly food from the book>maka resists it with black blood, ruby taste tests and diesHey!Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are uberwankedHey!Hey!
>>150448048Superman uses sunlight to be able to fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. If you boil down most superpowered characters as to why their powers work the way they do you're going to inevitably get silliness and dumb cartoon logic even if they're in more 'serious' stories. Nothing indicates gag characters should be precluded from these comparisons.
>>150448077that's cause his cells metabolize sunlight. it's the setting's take on biology. Popeye's spinach isn't a biological superpower. it's just a concept
>>150446669>GroyperThat toad's name is Easter. Only redditors call him gr*yp*rt. /int/SCHOLAR
>>150448097Just because you can slap scientific terms that are used incorrectly onto how Superman's powers work is irrelevant to the point his powerset and the way he gets his powers is essentially built off the same cartoon logic as any gag character, and it's fundamentally the same as most superpowered characters
>>150448124Any demon girl that appeared on a DB episode to recreate this?It bothers me that the grey slut isn't a DB character
>>150448126no it's not irrelevant because that's how his biology works. utter foolishness. it's like looking at the Roadrunner running through a painted tunnel, then looking at Flash phasing through a mountain and concluding that they're the same. you have a subhuman understanding if you can't see how these are different in both theory and practice
>>150448143Raven and Makima off the top of my head
>>150448145But they are the same. Flash's way of doing so is just as reality and physics breaking as Roadrunner's, it's just given a faux scientific explanation about how he can vibrate his molecules to a quantum state using extradimensional energy, just because it pretends to be 'realistic' and is more 'serious' doesn't mean it actually is. Even Looney Tunes actually does have in-universe bullshit 'science' to explain powers
>>150448180so you do have a subhuman understanding. or you're obstinate and want to powerscale cartoons using your own tierlist
>>150448143Kratos
Could non-fanfic Kratos beat Yoru?
>>150448145Anon, they're literally the same made up fiction for the same shits and giggles. The only subhuman here is you seething over CHADtoons.
Toongods are built a little different
>>150448194If you were to powerscale toons to a tierlist they'd inevitably end up high, but they're not fundamentally different than most fictional characters or should be excluded based on nothing
Learn the difference.
>>150448071Wait, wouldn't it be Kratos that would get launched/killed at the end if it were to match the song?
>>150448218you poop smearing chimpanzee at what point did you receive the impression that I'm mad about toonforce? the only clownery here is retards getting filtered by a battleboarding staple from before their time
>>150448213Kratos is stronger than her but his durability is shit since he can get pierced by rocks and arrows and he's also much slower. She'd just Gun Devil him to oblivion
>>150448260KINGtos defies the rules of the song.
>>150448262The fact you can't communicate without insult shows both your impotent rage and low IQ, retard.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150448241I see it as a spectrum basically. a lesser toon would be limited to healing from grievous injuries in a second for a gag but that's not a healing factor. a more middling toon will just walk back into a room after getting erased by a giant anthropomorphic pencil. a greater toon will accidentally fall out of the canvas and jump back in or cut the reel like Bugs has done. and I think that's because of toonforce. not silly fictional physics
>>150447940But why, anon? None of Popeye’s powers are tied to narrative-only mechanics; things like transmutation, disassembly, shapeshifting, and so on are all his actual abilities. The only thing that can’t really be used is the idea that he always wins after eating spinach, since that’s purely because the real writers wrote the story that way. I’ve seen people argue that Popeye only wins certain matchups if he gets spinach, or that he has to lose first before eating it. Both of those takes are ridiculous because they’re constraining a character’s power by narrative rules. Base Popeye is stronger than most people give him credit for, and saying he’d automatically lose without spinach is just silly. Popeye, like other toon characters, still has his abilities regardless of narrative context. The only thing you can’t say is that his powers have no limits whatsoever, since that’s purely plot-driven. He still has plenty of ridiculous toon-force powers, but not unlimited, plot-mandated ones.
>>150448303yes and I am also sleep deprived
>>150448244Except for CHADhou who canonically is MFTL+++++++++++++
>>150448268What about Speed? Maybe Kratos could kill her before she Bangs him
>>150448339>None of Popeye’s powers are tied to narrative-only mechanicsthat's where you're wrong kiddo
>>150448328I would say Goten takes sonic bitches as his concubines but the sonic girls are all so hilariously ugly I don't imagine any dragon ball character would be interested.
>>150448339Because then we are getting away from the spirit of Popeye as an incidental cartoon character in a fiction that is bereft of stakes (aside from specific incarnations that reside in a narrative).
Post Goten destroying a mountain
>>150448384If Tarble didn't already have a wife, then probably him.
>>150448372Hermes is presented as the fastest dude, but he doesn't move so fast that the Greek civilians might as well be statues to him.
>>150448359Do you not know what MFTL means or are you just trying to bait out a response?
>>150448396Small hill as a kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8TOja_zHXwCity in GT as an adult https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_VqsqS0k4
Is there ANYONE who can tank CHADjo's CHADmain CHADspansion? Or is GODjo just too much of a LEGEND?
>>150448429Mario, Far Too Lose.Or something like that
>>150448213Honestly, a strategically minded/bloodlusted Excadrill could kill a nonwanked Kratos.
>>150448453I'm not going to take part of your humiliation fetish play, anon. I'm sorry
>>150448481How strong is nonwanked Kratos in your eyes?
>>150448372Kratos is probably slower than the average Olympic sprinter. You've seen the gif.Yoru's speed is harder to quantify (like a lot of CSM speed) but even when she was just getting adjusted to Asa's body she was casually going anime FTE levels of speed
Post invincible destroying a city
>>150448516What do you get when something is both kino and canon? Kinon
>>150448524Just because Invincible has not destroyed a multiverse doesn't mean he can't. I leave you with this lesson, boy... Pray that you learned it
>>150448559By this logic 5 year old Gohan is star level and rapes Mark
>>150446053>>150446193>chatgptWhat a WEAK character.
This attack would instantly kill every single Steel type Pokemon.
>>150447197It is but atleast its in the medium of the IP itself and not in some side project no one actually reads for fun.
>>150448513Kratos's lifting strength is really high, he can probably lift millions of tons if really strained. His striking strength is substantially worse but he can still break house sized boulders.His speed is unfortunately bad. Greektos visually jumps and leaps a lot very quickly but no more than like 200 mph at absolute most. His running speed is much much slower. He can also hit enemies over a hundred times in a few seconds with Blades of Chaos spam but that's not impressive.His durability is also awful. Arrows pierce his skin, rocks pierce his skin, punches that barely damage rock can hurt him. He can recover from stuff like that but it takes him several seconds to do so. If he takes a full strength punch to the face from someone who's about as strong as him he's very much in danger of dying like with Thor.I think if you're a bullet timer, or even just in the range of 100 mph with a powerful sword or piercing implement you have a really good shot of killing Kratos if you can just wear him down and avoid him getting his hands on you.
>>150448513Well the main issue is that Kratos doesn't have access to terrain shaping scale abilities.Excadrill can summon sandstorms, cause localized earthquakes and ground fissures, and create tunnels over 100 meters underground at 150kmph.In terms of straight up damage it can inflict, it can drill/tunnel through steel 'no matter the thickness'. If it can force Kratos underground, then that's basically game set, since Kratos would be losing access to most of his typical advantages.
I think Marisa would be a better first time combatant in DB than Reimu
>>150448574Gohan isn't made of Smart Atoms. A single Smart Atom can surpass both Gohan and Asura
>>150448576No that reads more like human writing.
>>150448608Marisa has no matchups anymore.
>>150448608Master Spark is definitely a lot cooler in a DB context.
>>150447641Goddamn, I love black women
>>150448098/int/scholar you say?Who wins Jennyschizo or Shahar?
>>150448589Lies detected? Zero.
>>150448652...factorial.
>>150448589It can't even instantly kill something made partially of ice.
>>150448608Nah
Instead of "death battles" they should have BLACKED battles. The girls and sissy white boys fight over who can be the biggest snow bunny by pleasing the most black BVLLS.
>>150448679Favorite GOW character?
I miss the indian anon...
>>150448692Kratos' sun
>>150448679
>>150448728can you explain to me why Tien is associated with interracial fetishes?
>>150448679Ruby wins that btw.
>>150448759It's too funny for you.
>>150448679good matchup for hunter?
>My character can do whatever they want! >Ummmm, cool, but that only counts for a single dimension, sweetie! >No, it doesnt. Doing whatever you want means doing whatever you want. >Only in a single dimension. My character is a billion dimensions higher than yours, so mine wins! >Then my character used their powers of doing whatever they want to go above that.>NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THAT'S CHEATING!
>>150448728Tien poster back in /dbs/, it's a long story, just know it's an Anon by association to the character.
>>150448665Boundless+++ ice.
Fuck these faggots. I want a RAPE Battle.
>>150448642We know Thor.Now go vote for her so we can. Get a full NSFW comic of this Queen
Hey fellas what do you guys think of BTC Big Thai Cock?
>>150448864Thor does have something of a streak going there. He's hooked up with Storm and Zephyr
>>150448830Cope. it's still ice
>>150448890Based ARYANor purifying their bloodlines
>>150448833>Homelander when his heat vision bounces off Yujiro
>>150448919But he's an alien
>>150448821your oc is very powerful anon, im proud of you
>>150448919Do you think it's odd he doesn't have a son unless you count future versions? Apparently he was a debauched promiscuous brat in his teen years but his seed never took root
>>150448933Yujiro's so fucking uncanny to look at sometimes, especially during his second fight with Baki. He looks like he would hurt to look at if that makes sense
You WILL get 6 weeks of Aang vs Traveler and you WILL enjoy them.
>>150449095None of you are ready for the REAL cuckposting that MU is going to bring here.
........
>>150449143even having the aieee
>>150449132We know Ash vs Yugi
>more Makaby FanartOur MUSES QUEENby and CUTEka inspire everyone with their BOUNDLESS Beauty
>>150449132at least it'll have sexy twink posting
>>150447910Presentation >> Anything else when it comes to a character looking powerful.
AAAAAAIIIIIEEEE
Godzilla's been no-diffing everyone so far, what the fuck is Hulk gonna do?
>>150449246Pray for more suggsverse layers.
>>150449230I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of Raiden as a powerhouse just fucking plummeted when Sam was revealed to be all natty
>>150449246NothingBANNER on the other hand...
>>150449252You see, Banner will just FIGURE IT OUT over a trillion resets.
>>150449246>SAVE ME, COSMOLOGY SCALING
>>150448244Yes because every other thing in fiction is MFTL+
Who takes it?
>>150448429MFTL = Mario Fantastic Time Lord.
>>150449143Did Godzilla punch Dormammu??
>Hulk/Banner LAUGHS at the death of Supergirl who just saved their livesThis is someone's hero?!
>>150449272Legitimately ends in sex.
>>150447496That only explains why Meteor is above planet level, it doesn't explain why the Supernova spell (which is literally a meteor causing the sun to go supernova in the animation) isn't good enough for his plan.
Death Battle-sama, are you going to take my gag feats seriously?Can I at least have game chain scaling?
>>150449299He's clearly about to sneeze
>>150449299But supergirl scales to superman! How can she die!?
>>150449315Conceptual/metaphysical shit. Not willing enough to dive on time jannies reboot cosmology.
>>150449143I'm gonna be real, this seems really mindless even by ____ kills the Marvel Universe metrics.
NEW HAL FEAT JUST DROPPED!
>>150449333Kyle victim
>>150449331It's written by the Deadpool writer so what do you expect
>>150449333Why would he want universal power if he's strong enough to destroy a multiverse?
>>150449340>KyleI'm not going to entertain the guy who ruined the greatest bromance between Guy and Arkillo. Fuck Kyle for ruining the Yellow-Green Corp Alliance.
>>150449246SMASH as usual
>>150449299>go back in time and prevent the crisis with parallax>marvel joins your verse and makes it happen againthanks guys
>>150449320Here's your Pokemon game feats bro
>>150449398The fact that Pokemon doesn't get made fun of for this shit proves it's the most astroturfed IP ever.
>>150449359Humans belong with humans.
>>150449415Hmofags...
>>150449411It does, the shills are just more numerous
>>150449143>CHADulk literally getting Hulk smash Everything>from street tiers to cosmic conceptBRING IT!!
>>150449462But he gets his ass kicked all the time.
100 Humans vs GorillaDeath Battle should make it happen for meme's sake.
>>150449476Unless the gorilla is blood-lusted, it’s running away at the sight of so many people charging at it.
>>150449476Post a human ripping off a limb
>>150449411The internet has been mocking Pokemon since Gen 5 if not earlier.
>>15044947620 humans would annihilate a gorilla, what were people thinking?
>>150449501Goofy ass... Post a gorilla doing that...
>>150449333>newHas anyone really argued Thanos can beat Parallax...ever?
>>150449495>it's running awayNot in a Death Battle or even just any VS thread in any forum. The combatants have to fight. Besides, if we factor in instincts on running away, all the humans will run away after seeing one of them get killed.
>>150449522Post a human fighting off a leopard
>>150449501Post a gorilla taking on a hundred things at the same time
>>150449333>needs the GODfinity CHADuntlet
>>150449501Why? Neither do that. I'm serious, gorillas don't "rip apart" other animals. That's not how they fight or kill.
>>150449540Five humans probably could.
>>150449476Old meme nobody cares about but it gives Ben the chance to have at least 30 ryonas
>>150449476The loser is the gorilla and the first 10 humans to go in front
>>150448941https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens
>>150449529I keep seeing this shit. >Oh well the gorilla would kill X of them before going down A gorilla wouldn't be able to kill a single human quickly enough if it's getting pulled and prodded by 99 others. Gorilla attacks on humans are remarkably non lethal even when the gorilla has his way for several uninterrupted minutes. Gorillas have failed to kill human infants. They aren't predators and never fight each other to kill, so they don't have the same jugular instinct that a big cat does
Post a gorilla killing literally any human even after a prolonged attack
>>1504494761 Trillion Lions vs the Sun.
>>150449540https://thehimalayantimes.com/nepal/former-soldier-kills-leopardhttps://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna8317484Honestly not sure if these are real, but why would someone have a camera ready in the specific scene of a human fighting a leopard? Also, leopard is irrelevant because it's gorillas vs humans. Stop running away from the topic.
>>150449606>Now what I'm gonna do, is jam my soda up its butthole!
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna18767315>gorilla attacks a 57 year old woman, dragging her around for multiple minutes and causing minor bone fractures>woman ultimately recovers with no issue and didn't even careWhy are SHITrillas so fucking WEAK?
I've come for you, Mr. Krupp.
LIONS > TIGERSNuh, said.
1 billion humans vs Donkey Kong
I always think if it's 100 bloodlusted humans vs 1 bloodlusted gorilla, the gorilla would tire itself out quickly and humans will be going for the sensitive areas (eyeballs, mouth, genitals) If a human pokes its eyes out or it starts bleeding out in combination with its exhaustion it might be game over for Gori.
>>150449625Bokito was holding back.
>>150449579Can Thor defeat Ashtar Sheran?
Orca CHADS, we're still the dominate sea predator.
>>150449645100 bloodlusted humans with rocks is what nightmares are made of
>>15044964510 bloodlusted humans could kill a bloodlusted gorilla. People vastly overrate how powerful a gorilla is.
>>150449645The humans could just try to jump on and lock the gorilla’s limbs with their bodies to create an opening and tire it out.
>>150449678What about 100 humans vs 1 polar bear?
>>150449686you mean 100 humans willing to sacrifice their teeth to bite the bear's jugular without a second thought? 100 humans willing to shove their arms down the bear's throat to choke it? 100 humans willing to dogpile a bear and pull its balls like starting a lawnmower? that bear is fucked unless it gets in the water
A trillion peak humans vs Kratos
>>150449725Will the humans get access to rocks?
>>150449715100 is too much, yeah. I think a better matchup with be 3 humans vs 1 gorilla.Okay, obviously gorillas have limited energy and humans can shift its focus from one target to another. And if one is getting mauled, the other can poke it in the eye or bite its eye to make it bleed. The bleeding out/exhaustion strategy can still be done but this time, with only 3 humans, the gorilla might be able to still win it (if it can still see and the humans are too tired to move at that point) A woman was able to survive an hour-long attack by a gorilla. But it probably wasn't a silverback. So this could go either way.
>Mark vs 1 quadrillion humans
>>150449746>RocksAEEEIE
Goku vs every single human that has ever lived throughout history at their peak, bloodlusted, with 100 years of prep time and none of them are afraid of death
>>150449333hal victim
>>150449746>>150449786But Kratos has multiversal durability? Shouldn't the rock just crumble to dust instead of penetrating his body? He shouldn't even feel it.
>>150449789Do they have gun?
>>150446969Monika canonically is inside a computer in her verse and isn't real in DDLC+, she is just deleting the files of her own simulation. That cut Monika's metanarrative hard
>>150449791>Post Hal>Replies with HalSo, Hal wins?
Asura vs 1 Googleplex composited humans.
>>150449789Hidden snipers no diff him.
>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...>*dies*
These halls need a match...we DEMAND blood, else we shall be doomed to /dbs/'s fate...
>>150449849Multiversal pewter bars.
>>150449645People assume the bloodlusted Gorilla would also be at it's peak 100% of the time and that's not the case.After a minute the poor gorilla would likely die from a heart attack or pass out from exhaustion or pain.Maaaaybe a hypothetical Gorilla with pain immunity and enhanced stamina could give the 100 humans a fight but at that point is just gorilla cope
>>150449849Those bars? Made of smart atoms.
>>150449804>SSB
100 black men Vs your favorite female character
>>150449812Hal always wins, unless he flies into a tree.
>>150449900She's gonna lose that one
>>150449902Hal vs George of the Jungle
>>150449900Robert E. Lee solos
seriouly? is this the animal kingdom? I hate weakling
>>150449900Your country of origin?
>>150449805>That cut Monika's metanarrative hardIf DC that is canonically inside a white page didn't get its metanarrative cut and Marvel didn't get its cut by being canonically a twin to DC (Ultima would have won due to this fact and DB knew it, that's why they made a bug fuss about the Below Place btw) THEN i don't see why we would nerf Monika's metanarrative
>>150449900this poster is INDIAN 100%
>>150449918KINGdia of course!
>>150449931Monika is just inside a computer in her own verse. She's just an AI. Her messing with her game files is just messing in her simulation. There's no metanarrative anymore.
>>150449398kek
>>150449931I think what anon is saying that inside her verse she's fictional, so it's more like big superman (ours from our comics) vs little superman (from the archive of worlds which are lower realities to normal superman).
>>150450015This will happen to Ash
>Mita's bully victim is getting Uppity Friendly Reminder that Crazy Mita corrupts and manipulates a more complex game with multiple defense mechanisms and that she can actually fight.Monika would end up begging for her life
>>150450016Exactly. Monika is canonically an AI these faggots made:https://doki-doki-literature-club.fandom.com/wiki/Metaverse_Enterprise_Solutions
>>150450059Get deleted idiot.
>>150450015>>150450029I'm going to laugh so fucking hard when Duel Armor or whatever Yugi just beats up Ash when Pokefags have been frothing at the mouth for the reverse to happen
>>150450095Yugi doesn't even need it. Ash gets his ass kicked all the fucking time. Yugi will just beat him into submission.
>>150450015Is this why Ashfags are so fixated on Yugi vs Ash coming down to hand to hand combat? lmao
>>150450119Yes, that and the fact Ash threw a log once or something (never mind his strength is wildly inconsistent and mostly just relies on dumb gag shit where his Pokemon aren't actually trying to kill or hurt him and that Yugi has actually taken serious hits from top tiers of his verse)
>>150450088But enough about Monika...
>>150450150Cope. It took a bloodlusted Pikachu multiple attacks to take Ash down.
>>150450176Something she survived.
>>150444639Golden truth> golden pathBATTLER CAN WIN
>>150450119They're mad they know their pity win streak is ending
Ashsissies, post Ash tossing a several hundred thousand ton monster like this with no help.
>>150448020Only shitnic and Simon are cucks.
Post Frauds that still get glazed by the general public
>>150450288is he ded
I hope imscared 2 comes out soon. Shame that people forgot about one of the original "yandere computer files"
>>150447147So NOW death battle cares about whether or not a feat/outlier makes narrative sense or not? They certainly did not give a shit when it came to Kratos, SpongeBob, or Superman
>>150450309Yeah, sorry, Sukuna sneezed in his general direction a bit too hard
>>150450288Ash and composite Pokemon in general
>>150449900Asuka would win
>>150450321I was speaking on my own terms, but yes Death Battle is hardly consistent on these sorts of things.
>>150450321>NOWThis is a season 2 episode we're talking about, the vast majority of characters were lowballed back then. Even Sephiroth himself wasn't physically Supernova level in his episode and Kratos wasn't wanked at all against Spawn, people forget that Yang only beat a version of Tifa that was around wall-building level and that old Death Battle was generally more strict with its scaling.
>>150450267>Noncanon
>>150450473
>>150450386Which Asuka?
CUTE...
>>150450483>Captura de pantalla Y U G I B E A N E R
>>150450503... AND CANON
>>150450488Brown hair one
>>150450521Senran Kagura?
>>150450119Imagine one moment essentially redefining how your verse approaches battles to the point you're now solely relying on it as a game changer against a completely different opponent
>>150450523The reboot one
>>150450540Oh, Eva.
>>150450507Rule 4 still applies to Capsule Monsters. It is official material related to the character.
>>150450015This is one of the most Death Battle moments of all times It feels like a Shitpost or something you would find in the Fanon wiki...
>>150450558Classic Pokemon humiliation ritual. I legitimately cannot wait for Ash to get what he deserves.
>>150450456And I remember a lot of bitching about not having Supernova level Tifa
>>150450576Nearly every single fanbase complained about Death Battle downplaying both characters too much which is why the show is using unironic suggsverse logic now.
>>150450552Yeah yeah the brown hair asuka
Ash nor do any of his pokemon deserve a respectful death
>>150450473Brother that just composited Godzilla with Ultima, literally separate canons.
Could your Death Battle main survive THE CAVE OF DESPAIR?
*rapes you*
>>150450716Every matchup is decided in a vacuum. Not that the armor would make a difference with the fanfic stats both are going to get.
What waiting period will be worse: Ash vs Yugi or Genshin Vs Aang?
*unrapes you*
>>150450842Ash vs Yugi by far. You can have a shitflinging meltdown between those two for like 2-3 threads in a row. That has happened before the DB was even announced. Now imagine the damage when it does get announced. Barely anybody (or nobody) gives a shit about Traveler vs Aang.
>>150450015It's the exaggerated effects/animation that sell this. It could have been a normal punch/kick but no, there's emphasis put on each attack.
>>150450748Goku makes the Cave of Despair his new house.
>>150450636I kinda miss that era.
>>150450842Genshin vs Aang because it'll just be boring, Ash vs Yugi will turn these threads into a clown sideshow but at least they'll be interesting
>>150450842Aang vs Traveler will be worse in the sense that there will be more cuckposting, more off-topic spam and less general activity because no one cares about the matchup enough to debate it. Ash vs Yugi will be worse as far as the actual matchup discussion goes because on one hand you have Ashfags still seething over Red vs Tai, basically trying to turn this into a reverse Pokemon vs Digimon and using Kratos tier wank and chainscaling to win and on the other hand you have Yugifags which are acting even more mindbroken over pokemon for some reason and using every cope in the book to ignore any evidence presented to them when they're fighting Ash of all characters and both sides are only going to get worse when the episode is formally announced.
https://youtu.be/IXJKgpdGr1M?si=y-5cJl6zSebpi5r7This is the worst downplay I've ever seen
You will vote for the OG Spider-MAN!!!????
>>150447812>Sonic>FeatsmanArchie Sonic hinges entirely on crossover scaling with Mega Man. Base Archie's greatest feat is running across the Continental US in seconds without any of the Pre-Flynn shit Flynn retconned. Super Archie's greatest feat is reversing the first Genesis Wave which by Eggman’s own admission was planetary.Game Sonic is even less of a featsman because it hinges on scaling him to a being he needed two other people to help fight in the past and future simultaneously, and then getting time travel'd to before that being existed to erase said being (effectively meaning Solaris CANNOT be above Space/Time because beings above space and time don't lose to Terminator Time Travel) and some statement about the Time Eater.Sonic's BEST feat came from a nonstandard form that recreated the universe that Erazor Djinn had just wiped.Pic related is an upfront reality warp/universe restoration feat. But the whole thing taking place within a book makes the feat hard to actually quantify.
>>150451289Why do people want him to fight Superboy Prime, again?
>>150451311Because if he beats Superboy then people can cope saying "He couldn't beat Superman tho"
>>150451276Game Sonic beat Eggman's Phantom Ruby Death Egg Robot which is stated to be more powerful than Infinite, Time Eater, and Solaris. Id also argue the titans in Sonic Frontiers are more powerful than Solaris.
>>150449803>Ragnarok had every Realm in-sync with each other so it all could be destroyed.>Ragnarok would have very explicitly killed Kratos>Thor comments that lava hurts him, and Kratos similarly has to avoid extreme heat, falling, chunks of ice/rock, etc.Even IF you concede that Greece and Scandinavia are their own infinite universe sized pocket dimensions (they VERY clearly are not unless you think Kratos rowed a boat through space lmao), then that, at best, makes Kratos an enormous glass cannon.
>>150451420>Trillionfold statement
So when are they posting more info on the Champions Island shit? Are they going to put a trailer at the end of a Death Battle Cast or are they going to advertise it properly with its own separate video with detailed rules?
>>150451438Eggman is stating this, yes. He'd have a guage on how powerful HIS creations are. Only one that iffy is Solaris but Time Eater and Solaris are relative and if Oharnom Ruby Death Egg Robot is Trillions of times more powerful than time eater I cant imagine Soalris being much of a threat to it. Also like you said he gets begged by time travel hax. Time Eater couldnt be killed in a similar way.
>>150451456All we know so far comes from speculation and twitter Apparently they will make some kind of poll for the members to nominate a bunch of characters and after that they will somehow select the participants
Walahi I am saved by the bullshit scaling
>>150449873
>>150451210Nah, the future is now old man, Slenderman or Spingtrap supremacy
BRING ME OMNI-MAN
>>150451524Nolan...
>>150451524KINGtos...ALL OF COMICS...
>>150451524Every Dragonball character after power levels were introduced...
>>150451420Eggman's very clearly being hyperbolic, pretty much going, "Oh sure, you've beaten me a lot, but THIS plan is gonna return all those L's I've taken and hit you with them!"I'm more inclined to buy that one cut line from Sonic Colors of Eggman going, "The Wisps are supposed to be more powerful than the Chaos Emeralds!" than I would that pic you posted, Anon.Pic Related is The End's greatest displayed feat, barely even planetary.Solaris is, in all likelihood, around the same level as the End and Dark Gaia in terms of pure might, but it just had specific space/time hax that made it harder to deal with.
>>150449873Well... at least it's not the Shadman one...>>150449849>Noooo you see, PULLING strength isn't the same as ATTACK strength!The copium Kratosfags jump through when you point out any of his numerous anti-feats is always a treat.
>>150451574Eggman says the Phantom Ruby is more powerful than the Master Emerald.
>>150451672No that's not what he said. He said he wouldn't have to bother with the Master Emerald, which is not the same as saying the Phantom Ruby is more powerful.Let me put it in a way an American can understand. If you eat a pound of cheese whiz, you'll be full and won't need to eat a hamburger. But the hamburger is still better, you just don't need it right now.
So Monty literally had the power to ask for a Death Battle with one of his OCs and he was given all the time in the world to make his OC as powerful as he wanted to win that fight?
>>150451710True, the Phantom Ruby's power is incredibly vague.It's said to be illusions 'so real they might as well exist', which is a hard ability to actually quantify.I'd really chalk it up more to Infinite and Eggman just fucking sucked at utilizing what was essentially a Temu Cosmic Cube.
>>150451753Nope Phantom Ruby makes real shit. It was a plot point in the game that everyone thiught it was fake.
>>150451744>he was given all the time in the worldI don't think he was really expecting to die young.
>>150451710>Europoor seething about America out of nowhereKEKYPOOPY
>>150451744Not everyone thinks in terms of:stronger character = better.
>>150447812all of them have worse feats then Earthworm Jim btw
>>150451763>While we're under the Phantom Ruby's control>Part of OUR realityJesus Christ anon that's twice now, please tell me you're baiting
>>150451790>thenIESLB
>>150451210Okay...where do I vote?
>>150451744A-Anon...He died...
>>150451744>had the power to ask for a Death Battle with one of his OCsYes. He was the main inspiration for the show and friends with the team. There is nothing wrong with that.>given all the time in the world to make his OC as powerful as he wantedNot really, he just said he wanted about one year to explain Ruby's powers. The team just postponed the matchup because he fucking died and there weren't any good assets available (blazblue sprites for Ruby didn't exist yet, Maka had shit models, and Maka still has shit sprites, this is the same reason they took so long to do Jon Talbain vs Sabrewulf). He never said "wait until the show ends or wait until Ruby wins".
https://reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/1nl8feb/death_battle_doesnt_need_to_do_toon_vs_nontoon/I figure it was one of you who posted this.
>>150451988All m->redditNot me
>>150451753The way it's described, the Phantom Ruby is just causing a really intense placebo effect.If it creates a gun and shoots you with it, your mind will fully believe you were shot
>>150451744Uh...He kinda died like 3 months later so no.
>>150451988>Ashfag afraid he's about to lose begging to cancel the match
We must become worse men.
>>150444629He wants to marry Lois when Superman is always dodging marriage.
How fast is this?
>>150452248Beyond infinite
>>150452248MY FUARKING HERO META KNIGHT IS A BOUNDLESS BEAST!!!
You fucking faggots Kratos appeared in my dreams and started humiliating me this is how much of a mental toll this shitty general has been taking on me
>>150451772murricans are europeans, fool>>150452248ftl
Kratos vs the god emperor of man who wins
>>150452306Which version of Kratos? Greek or better man? How did he humiliate you?
>>150452306Asurabros are not taking it in stride.
KINGtos would never insult a fellow man. You must have misread his lessons. Be a better man.
>>150452306kekare we posting death battle related dreams now?i remember dreaming about a dc x marvel crossover. there was a lot of jobbing then Hal Jordan came out of the comic only to job to real life bears...
>>150452324Better man>>150452328I don't give a shit about Asura i feel like it might be because there's porn of him fucking my wife
We must become better men.
>>150452357>Hal JOBdan jobbingVery common and expected.
>>150452359Don’t tell me you’re the Jennyfag.
>>150452359>him fucking my wifeHe's a proud ally and asexual. How dare you disrespect him.
The lecture hall shook as Kratos slammed his fist against the podium, his booming voice rattling the glass windows.“WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!” he roared, students shrinking back as his every syllable carried the weight of Olympus. “Strength without virtue is nothing but tyranny! Rage must be tempered with honor!”The door burst open. A golden figure stormed in — Hulk Hogan, flexing under the fluorescent lights. “Listen here, brother!” he barked, pointing a trembling finger. “All this sissy libtard talk about feelings and positivity? That’s not what real men are about, dude!”Gasps erupted from the crowd as the two titans locked eyes. Kratos descended from the stage, gripping the Leviathan Axe, his face carved in stone. “Then you have learned nothing,” he growled.“Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs WILD on you?!” Hogan thundered, tearing off his shirt and charging.The clash erupted instantly — Hogan ducked a cleaving axe strike and drove Kratos into a desk, splinters flying. Students scattered in panic as the walls cracked under their brawl. Kratos hurled him across the room; Hogan landed on his feet, bouncing off a chalkboard with a massive elbow drop that dented the floor.“Your bravado is empty,” Kratos snarled, his chains wrapping Hogan’s arm. Hogan roared, veins bulging, and yanked back, ripping the chains taut. He head-butted Kratos so hard the projector shattered above them, showering sparks.The room shook as Kratos dug deep into his fury. With one swift motion, he swung Hogan overhead and slammed him through the professor’s desk. Hogan staggered up, still defiant — “Brother, I’ll never stop—”“Then fall!” Kratos bellowed. He raised the Leviathan Axe and smashed it down with godlike force, the floor cratering as Hogan collapsed beneath the impact. Silence filled the ruined hall.Kratos stood tall, blood steaming from his knuckles. “Strength is not the enemy of wisdom. Pride is.”
I do not meaningfully care about 40k.The WoW shitpost was funny though.
>>150452324>>150452359Actually now looking back at it it was the greek one, he was way taller then me and he told me to lower the music i was playing while he partied in my house and he told me he really hates me for being a weak autistic sissy>>150452376What if I was?
>>150452538Ohnonononono
>>150451801Yeah once the Phantom Ruby is activated it can make shit real. Classic Sonic isnt fake through the entire game. Play the actual game its a plot point that the characters think the Ruby is making fake illusions when in reality its all real.
>>150452313Now toe-to-toe: Kratos' frenzy vs. Emperor's precision. Spear-thrusts meet telekinetic barriers; chain-whips deflected by sword-strokes that sever time itself. The Emperor foresees a killing blow, dodges, and counters with soul-gaze—Kratos freezes, visions of his dead family assaulting his mind. "Pathetic mortal husk," the Emperor intones, Talon plunging toward his heart.But Kratos' will shatters the illusion—centuries of god-slaying harden him. He grabs the Talon's wrist, snaps it with brute force, then headlocks the Emperor, slamming him face-first into marble. Cracks spiderweb the arena floor. "Gods... emperors... all bleed the same!" Axe descends—SCHINK!—cleaving the Emperor's sword-arm clean off. Ichor fountains.Desperate, the Emperor unleashes full warp: His form swells, golden light eclipsing the sun, psychic storm howling. He blasts Kratos with a galaxy-spanning telepathic wave—minds of trillions echo in agony, trying to crush the Spartan's sanity. Kratos staggers, blood from ears, but channels it: Rage surges, absorbing the pain like Odin's spears. He grows colossal, matching the Emperor's avatar-form, and charges through the maelstrom.Fist meets claw in a cataclysm—continents would quake. The Emperor banishes chunks of Kratos' soul to the warp, but the Ghost resurrects, ash reforming into fury. One final clash: Kratos' Blades wrap the Emperor's throat, yanking him into a bear-hug. With a bellow that echoes realms, he crushes—armor buckles, spine snaps. The Talon falls limp.The Emperor's eyes dim, last psychic whisper: Humanity... endures... His body slumps, golden light fading to cold iron.Kratos: (Panting, axe reclaiming) "Another throne... another corpse."K.O.!
>>150452922Kratos vs a bear made of rocks.
>>150452755No it’s a plot point that they think it’s real and then it’s revealed t the end that they’re all illusionsIt can do space timey stuff but it didn’t make real clones of Zavok and such, those are just illusions
>>150452938That fight would collapse infinite layers of the outerverse.
>>150452922Did you use ai for this
>>150452938Kratos stood before the amphitheater, voice thundering like Olympus reborn.“MEN! HEAR ME! Strength does not mean cruelty. Compassion is not weakness. To honor one’s brother, one’s lover, one’s kin — whether they be of the same flesh, of different skin, or of love beyond the bounds of the gods — is true might! To scorn the LGBTQ+ is to scorn your own humanity. Even the tangled rites of cuckoldry between races — aye, such is but another face of desire. Do not mock what is different. Accept it, for only then do we become better men!”The heavens split. From the broken stars emerged a titanic bear forged of rock and molten core, each step shaking galaxies. Its roar scattered quasars.Kratos tightened his grip on the Blades of Chaos. His eyes burned with conviction. “Then let this beast learn what positive masculinity is!”In a flash faster than light itself, Kratos launched forward. His body tore across time, every punch fracturing cosmic fabric. One blow collapsed a timeline, another sent shockwaves through dimensions. He grappled the stone bear mid-charge, wrestling it across the void, hurling it through constellations as sparks of universes ignited and died in their wake.The bear countered with an avalanche roar, pelting him with asteroids. Kratos roared louder, spinning the Leviathan Axe with such force that entire multiverses unraveled like threads. With one final strike, he drove his fist — burning with rage and righteousness — straight through the beast’s core. The impact detonated existence itself, shredding reality into a kaleidoscope of infinite fragments.Amid the wreckage of broken creation, Kratos stood alone, chest heaving. He raised his arms to the remnants of eternity.“WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!”Even in the silence beyond universes, the lesson endured.
>>150452306>>150452357Not all that DB related but I Remember having a dream about Makima dragging me into the ocean and forcefully impregnating herself with my drowned bodyThen she puppeteered my corpse to play house with our daughter.
>>150453043Kratos vs the entire LGBTQIA community
>>150452922>—Indiabros... Are we back?
>SHITsaw dreams
>>150452950That's just not true. They says straight up early on that the Phantom Ruby illusions aren't real then later in the game its reveled to be real along as youre being effected by it. Its how Classic Sonic ends up in the game. If what youre saying was true Classic Sonic shouldn't be there. Mania also shows the Ruby teleporting Sonic around.
>>150453043Kratos vs all of xianxia
>>150453087The sky of ten thousand realms split as Kratos strode across the Dao itself, his shadow falling on immortal palaces and endless mountains. Countless cultivators rose in defiance — emperors of Qi, sages of sword, beasts forged from millennia of cultivation. They glared down at him, robes blazing with cosmic calligraphy.“Outsider!” thundered one Immortal Emperor. “You dare step into our Heavens?”Kratos’s voice tore through the void: “Your endless hierarchies, your obsession with ascension… it is but pride masked as virtue. I have slain gods. I will slay you.”The cultivators attacked as one. Sword Qi carved galaxies, palms shattered constellations, immortal pills detonated like stars. Kratos met them head-on, sprinting at FTL speed, each strike cratering dimensions. His Leviathan Axe split arrays of infinite talismans. His chains dragged down sects that had ruled for aeons.A dragon the size of eternity lunged; Kratos ripped its jaw apart with his bare hands. An Immortal Patriarch unleashed a palm strike infused with a billion years of Qi — Kratos countered with his fist, and the clash erased whole heavens.The cultivators screamed, their immortality unraveling. Kratos pressed forward, every blow undoing centuries of cultivation, every roar shaking Dao itself. He became a storm of god-slaying wrath, smashing their golden cores, burning their souls, until the skies bled scripture and rivers of spirit energy boiled away.At last, the final Grand Immortal knelt, broken sword trembling. “Why… why defy the path?”Kratos loomed, his axe dripping with celestial ichor. “Because your path is a chain. And I… break chains.”With a single swing, he split the xianxia cosmos in two. The heavens collapsed, the cultivation worlds burned, and Kratos walked on into silence.
>>150453043>>150453116>Bot even uses the "better men" memeYeah this vs ai is biased for Kratos.
Should I create a new Thread for your enjoyment my masters?
>>150453236wait until you realize a team is behind all this and these halls are the training grounds for /v/ bots
>>150453290It's pretty funny.
No. Now that Ruby won no one wants to watch Death Battle anymore...
>>150453368>>150453368>>150453368Boosterrific!
