>Chocolate cake, gameboy or me? Which would you like first? Whats the logical choice here?
Controller's not even plugged inn.
>>150446564That controller is a GAMECUBE, not Gameboy. Research the difference between the consoles woman, Jesus Christ.And that Cake has White Icing - not Chocolate - and a Cherry - Not chocolate - and is sandwiched together with something red, not chocolate. So it probably isn't a chocolate cake either.Therefore, it'll have to be you, because you can't provide wither of the other alternatives.
>>150446572It's a WaveBird.
>>150446564Fucking a female cop sounds like trouble down the line. Even if this one does have pretty auburn hair, an hourglass figure and a nice ass.
>>150446564My mum always told me to never eat before exercising.
>>150446564ACABALLCOPSARE BITCHES
GC controller is dogshit wnd only autistic retards who didn't have a PS2 like it. I'll Take Officer Jones
>>150446564Sex followed by cake to regain srrength followed by vidya for the refractory period.
>>150446564 Firstly, I'll take the chocolate cake, then I'll cover it all around Officer Jones breasts and her hairy pussy and I'm gonna eat her very good and hard. As for the controller, I stick it inside her ass while I'm cleaning her with my tongue.
>>150446564tell the fat bitch to leave the other 2 and go kill herself
>>150446564Fuck the GameCube, eat the woman, play the cake.
>>150446881/thread
>>150446881Brown Faggot
>>150446608No, it isn't WaveBirds didn't have the gaps between the sticks, that's where the power switch is. I haven't found a single AI image that can make me cum and it's for reasons like this.
>>150446572I noticed the exact same thing. Plus, it's not a gameboy, even if it had the Gameboy Player, which I doubt it does, it's still not a gameboy.My god. People should be fired for this.
Any officer Jones requests? Just her
>or meDoes that mean she's going to arrest me over some bullshit? Fuck that, just give me the cake and the Gamecube, fucking cops.
>>150447802Draw her naked with her hair down.
>>150446564I want you to hand cuff me put the rumble pack on, shove that controller up my ass and eat that cake while watching me cum trying to reach you.
>>150446564that's a GameCube controller retardthis means neither of the options are logical and this is all a truck
>>150446564>gameboyI guess she brought a GameBoy Player too, huh?That's cool. I'll take the case and the game, but I am not sexually atrracted to women. The lady looks nice, I bet she is a cool person, but I can't find women arousing.
>>150446564That's a gamecube, you whore. Get the fuck out of my house.
>>150446564Sex first, the other two will just make me lathargic
>>150447922>I'll take the case and the game,Cake, not case.
>>150446564>she calls every video game a "gameboy"Into the trash she goes
Shes a Generation X police woman in her 30s who does overtime, comes home and orders takeout, of course she doesn’t know the difference between a Gameboy and Gamecube. Hell she probably thinks all nerds do is watch Star Wars and the internet is impossible to use.
>>150447363>implying thats not the exact demo that loves morbidly obese women
>>150447802Getting her pants pulled down, make the reveal of wether she has undies on or not a surprise.
>>150447802Give her the black thigh highs + long gloves comboWearing nothing else, of course.
>>150446564Give me the cake, it'll just get stale and dry if you leave it out like that. After that I don't fucking care. A gamecube controller is useless on its own and I don't want a pig in my house, let alone my bed.
>>150447802Space Officer Jones similar to Frankie's fever dream
>>150446564Have a chocolate cakeHave twoEnjoy the ride
>>150447802Imaginary Bimbo version of her
>>150446564I plead the fifth.
>>150447802Draw her in the same outfit as Seras Victoria
>>150446598>doesn't know that you can play Gameboy games on the Gamecube>doesn't know that traditional/original chocolate cakes are a reddish-brown burgundy You aint gettin SHIT for showing off ignorance
>>150448338If she's making an effort, would you tell her otherwise?
>>150446564>GameboyThat's a GameCube controller you fat stupid sow
>>150446881>flat stomach>"fat"
>>150449125>>150448558>>150447967>>150448215>>150447813>>150446881you people don't deserve intimacy
>>150447564It's not real, just a re-pro controller. They're gonna attach the wireless dongle soon, it's just off screen rn.>>150447726They're gonna play with his Tingle Tuner.
>>150447802Poledancing
>>150446564"That's a gamecube controller, white icing on chocolate cake is retarded, and you're fat. Go away."
>>150449182>if you have even barr minimum standards you deserve to be aloneyou're fucked in the head
>>150449381how dare you
Sexy policewomen...
>>150446881>>150448433It's literally impossible to be morbidly obese while having a flat stomach and an hourglass figure even if you have the best genes for fat distribution imaginable.
>>150447802anal doggy style malePOV
brownies
>>150446564Have sex with her, what else am I supposed to say? I don't mind clueless gen X women who call gamecube controllers "gameboys".