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>Chocolate cake, gameboy or me? Which would you like first?
Whats the logical choice here?
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Controller's not even plugged inn.
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>>150446564
That controller is a GAMECUBE, not Gameboy. Research the difference between the consoles woman, Jesus Christ.

And that Cake has White Icing - not Chocolate - and a Cherry - Not chocolate - and is sandwiched together with something red, not chocolate. So it probably isn't a chocolate cake either.

Therefore, it'll have to be you, because you can't provide wither of the other alternatives.
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>>150446572
It's a WaveBird.
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>>150446564
Fucking a female cop sounds like trouble down the line. Even if this one does have pretty auburn hair, an hourglass figure and a nice ass.
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>>150446564
My mum always told me to never eat before exercising.
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>>150446564
ACAB

ALL
COPS
ARE
BITCHES
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GC controller is dogshit wnd only autistic retards who didn't have a PS2 like it. I'll Take Officer Jones
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>>150446564
Sex followed by cake to regain srrength followed by vidya for the refractory period.
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>>150446564
Firstly, I'll take the chocolate cake, then I'll cover it all around Officer Jones breasts and her hairy pussy and I'm gonna eat her very good and hard. As for the controller, I stick it inside her ass while I'm cleaning her with my tongue.
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>>150446564
tell the fat bitch to leave the other 2 and go kill herself
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>>150446564
Fuck the GameCube, eat the woman, play the cake.
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>>150446881
/thread
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>>150446881
Brown Faggot
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>>150446608
No, it isn't WaveBirds didn't have the gaps between the sticks, that's where the power switch is. I haven't found a single AI image that can make me cum and it's for reasons like this.
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>>150446572
I noticed the exact same thing. Plus, it's not a gameboy, even if it had the Gameboy Player, which I doubt it does, it's still not a gameboy.
My god. People should be fired for this.
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Any officer Jones requests? Just her
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>or me
Does that mean she's going to arrest me over some bullshit? Fuck that, just give me the cake and the Gamecube, fucking cops.
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>>150447802
Draw her naked with her hair down.
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>>150446564
I want you to hand cuff me put the rumble pack on, shove that controller up my ass and eat that cake while watching me cum trying to reach you.
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>>150446564
that's a GameCube controller retard
this means neither of the options are logical and this is all a truck
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>>150446564
>gameboy
I guess she brought a GameBoy Player too, huh?
That's cool. I'll take the case and the game, but I am not sexually atrracted to women. The lady looks nice, I bet she is a cool person, but I can't find women arousing.
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>>150446564
That's a gamecube, you whore. Get the fuck out of my house.
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>>150446564
Sex first, the other two will just make me lathargic
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>>150447922
>I'll take the case and the game,
Cake, not case.
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>>150446564
>she calls every video game a "gameboy"
Into the trash she goes
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Shes a Generation X police woman in her 30s who does overtime, comes home and orders takeout, of course she doesn’t know the difference between a Gameboy and Gamecube. Hell she probably thinks all nerds do is watch Star Wars and the internet is impossible to use.
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>>150447363
>implying thats not the exact demo that loves morbidly obese women
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>>150447802
Getting her pants pulled down, make the reveal of wether she has undies on or not a surprise.
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>>150447802
Give her the black thigh highs + long gloves combo

Wearing nothing else, of course.
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>>150446564
Give me the cake, it'll just get stale and dry if you leave it out like that. After that I don't fucking care. A gamecube controller is useless on its own and I don't want a pig in my house, let alone my bed.
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>>150447802
Space Officer Jones similar to Frankie's fever dream
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>>150446564
Have a chocolate cake
Have two
Enjoy the ride
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>>150447802
Imaginary Bimbo version of her
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>>150446564
I plead the fifth.
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>>150447802
Draw her in the same outfit as Seras Victoria
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>>150446598
>doesn't know that you can play Gameboy games on the Gamecube
>doesn't know that traditional/original chocolate cakes are a reddish-brown burgundy
You aint gettin SHIT for showing off ignorance
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>>150448338
If she's making an effort, would you tell her otherwise?
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>>150446564
>Gameboy
That's a GameCube controller you fat stupid sow
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>>150446881
>flat stomach
>"fat"
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>>150449125
>>150448558
>>150447967
>>150448215
>>150447813
>>150446881
you people don't deserve intimacy
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>>150447564
It's not real, just a re-pro controller. They're gonna attach the wireless dongle soon, it's just off screen rn.
>>150447726
They're gonna play with his Tingle Tuner.
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>>150447802
Poledancing
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>>150446564
"That's a gamecube controller, white icing on chocolate cake is retarded, and you're fat. Go away."
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>>150449182
>if you have even barr minimum standards you deserve to be alone
you're fucked in the head
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>>150449381
how dare you
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Sexy policewomen...
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>>150446881
>>150448433
It's literally impossible to be morbidly obese while having a flat stomach and an hourglass figure even if you have the best genes for fat distribution imaginable.
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>>150447802
anal doggy style malePOV
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brownies
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>>150446564
Have sex with her, what else am I supposed to say? I don't mind clueless gen X women who call gamecube controllers "gameboys".



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