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>>150452954"It's your job to explain puberty to him"
>AIEEEEE! WHO DID THIS!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VthFu1Hg-c
>>150452954"Gee, I wonder where this white slime inside this microwave c a m e from"
>>150452954turns out your toaster fucking fetish was heritable
>>150452954"It's going to smell like hamster for a month"
>>150452954"The kid told him not to feed them after midnight"
>>150452954>He jizzed in the microwave. He jizzed in the fucking microwave. Where'd he learn that from, huh?"
>>150452954>>150453007"He has amazing volume, velocity, and aim, but, for the love of God, do it outside.
>>150453847"Mr. Wilson says if you use a bag of oranges it'll show her who's boss and won't leave a bruise"
>>150453847give it to me. I wanna show you a trick a guy on tictoc did with a hamster
>>150453847"why are they called napkins if you don't wipe your mouth with them?"
>>150452954>Well, he certainly doesn't get it from your side of the family.
>>150452954I've got two suggestions."Lucky thing I learned to make peanut butter sandwiches or we woulda starved to death by now."and"Oh, brother! . . . Not hamsters again!"