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Why the actual fuck is our windpipe connected to our esophagus and not just a separate tube sticking out of the front of our necks that automatically closes between breaths and can be consciously opened/closed at will? What a fucking ridiculous oversight.
>>150454933I'm assuming there were eating sounds in the last panel.
>>150454974This doesn't happen to me when I'm eating but it happens all the time when I'm drinking
>>150454974Because evolution isn't actually survival of the fittest but survival of the just good enough to pass on your genes.
>>150454974The same reason the anus is just a few short centimeters from the vagina.Evolution isn't perfect.
>>150454974Take it up with God.
>>150454933RIP fat fuck
>>150454974By any stretch, swallowing and breathing concurrently isn't necessary and adding extra tubes willy nilly would just take up genetic real estate from useful features and functions, not to mention a whole host of diseases plus a brand new muscle group. The windpipe itself doubles as a phlegm-extractor and the last safety filter for ejecting large, solid indigestible matter stuck in the throat that would otherwise risk a worse jam down the line.Good luck on surpassing all that utility with a sloppy redesign when a built-in reflex already solves the underlying logistics, 10,000,000+ years tried and tested.
>>150456254>How do you know God is Polish?>Who else would put the shithole so close to the snack bar?
>>150454933Has Garfield ever been funny?