I know who you are, Joker. I come here looking for clown’s butt. Now, I tell you what... I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way - the choice is yours.
Batmaaan!
Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.
Don't let me interrupt you, son.
They call you the Joker. Well I’m the Poker.
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"Hello, you've reached the Bat-Line. I can't come to the phone right now, I'm busy in Japan at the moment. Please leave a message at the beep."
>Hey! Nobody get's ta' do that to Mista J but me!
>Back in the cell, scum. We are getting front row seats to your pudding's pounding.
>Now now boys, wait yo turns, this clown needs me ya see. I come to find some asylum in them pearly lovin' cheeks, mhhm.
>Goddammit this smut is fucking terrible.
