You think Garnet likes having a dumptruck?
>>150459002It is a conscious by ruby and sapphire to have a fat ass
They nerfed her ass eventually
>>150459002>dumptruckThat will always be a retarded word for "ass". Anything involving waste disposal will be.
She got it from Ruby
>>150459002I think I like the pilot look better
>>150459242I think Pilot would be good for a reformed Garnet. It just feels like the prestige skin you'd get in a game after reaching level 100 for a character.
>>150459169It’s funny so cope
So how do you think Finn will feel when he nuts inside Garnet and then she defuses and turns back into two horribly embarrassed midgets.
>>150459242Nah the 'fro is iconic
https://i.4cdn.org/co/1758341960551861.jpg
>>150459002She knows what she got and ain't afraid to flaunt it.
>>150462155>>150459002she's a big girl
Garnet is in a constant state of sexual pleasure so I think she likes having a big ass.
>>150463233Proof
>>150462251For you
>>150459002Women like showing off their assets, yes
>>150459002Probably. I think it'd be fun having a huge ass.
>>150462155She does this at you then says no one will believe you
>>150463425If I were Garnet, I'd be showing my ass off all the time.
Can Amethyst even compete
https://files.catbox.moe/jysjoq.mp3
>>150464660Greg was definitely tapping that to cope with losing Rose
>>150464660She could compete in a hurricane-strength-wind-breaking contest
I wonder if she was someone’s gateway to jungle fever.
>>150464824I'm surprised Estelle has never sung Just the Two of Us.
>>150463265Ruby and Sapphire are just having nonstop sex in there
>>150465607
>>150459242Yeah
Would she be pissed?
>>150459169badonkadonk
>>150469444She would kick his ass
>>150472431Least he got to slap it
Pearl can do it anytime she wants
>>150473508I love the idea of Pearl trying to keep up and not knowing the power of her own enhancements.
>>150473508Whoever decided to give pearl jeans in her latest form needs a raise
>>150473508Don’t make me like Pearl, I’m already into too many gems
>>150475392best gem! best gem!
>>150459002Ruby does, Sapphire not so much
>>150476765Sapphire gets to watch at least while Ruby shows it off.
>>150459169The problem is that 90% of ass fetishists are into farts and shit. That’s *why* they like it.
>>150464660Amethyst’s is bigger than Garnet’s.
>>150459002Imagine if garnet using pearl pointy nose as a dildo
>>150472431>She would fuck his assFTFY
>>150478186Already exist https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10873467&tags=pearl_%28steven_universe%29++garnet_%28steven_universe%29++2girls+
>>150478297Deep rimming best rimming.
>>150459002>>150473508Neither beats Peridot's ginormous slightly larger than average ass
>>150459211Sex with rubies.
Theoretically all the gems are capable of giving themselves whatever body type they please.Even catering to niche stuff if you manage to convince them to do so.
>>150478716I guess Peridot has to poof and reform to do it though
literal seggs
>>150465435She transformed into Rose right before he nutted. Funniest shit ever
>Softcore pornography?>On MY Comics and Cartoons Mongolian Basket-weaving Website?>It's more likely than (you) think!
>>150478847Hardcore porn isn't that uncommon here either
>>150478847>Jasper going on a date?>It's more likely than you think!
>>150479127She'll absolutely accompany you on a date as undercover security, hell, she'll insist. You never know if there's going to be assassins lying in wait at nearby tables, or in the mensroom, or in your bed. Especially in your bed.
>>150479165Or even in your pants.
>>150479268Yeah, she'll go to any length to keep your erection safe.
>>150479279>"Don't you mean 'person'?">Her cheeto-dust coloured cheeks burn red.>"W-whatever. It's not safe round here. I should do an emergency inspection just to be sure!"
>>150459002
>>150459002If fusing with someone you love is such a strong sensation that you want to live your life that way forever, I would imagine you probably don't feel the need to personally acquire anything else. Like she still fights for whst's right and defends who/what she loves, but I don't think Garnet personally really desires anything more.
>>150465435That was a really neat subplot.
>>150478690Sex with Ruby while her wife watches
>>150479366At least we know that car won't run out of gas
>>150478676>So what!? My rear is just slightly louder than the average!
>>150480989
>>150478676zim mogs peridot
>>150481572Anon Zim is male, are you gay?
>>150481572why do you want to have sex with zim
>>150479366wish that car were my cock
>>150459002Why does Pearl look so scared? What's going to happen?
>>150481819>>150482117im not fucking zim idiots
>>150478847
>>150482275Yeah you can't fuck Zim because he's a fictional character but why do you WANT to fuck him?
>>150473508Love this fandom’s tendency to even make stick characters thicc as fuck
>>150483568It is canonically possible for them to increase their ass size after all
>>150459002If she didn't like it she could just change it
>>150482420i do not want to fuck zim, i simply think hes better than peridot
>>150459078They did? What massive faggots
>>150483714anon, the show was made by massive faggots. what did you even expect?
>>150459581>SpakkaNice!
>>150483729Faggots should burn in hell
>>150483701Then you don't know what mog means, lurk moar
>>150483903it's sometimes used to say something outclasses something else but he should've simply said he thinks zim is better instead of using a term related to attractiveness which made him sound gay
>>150484080100% of the time it's used for characters it means character A is hotter than character B, the only time it's used for outclassing in general is for shows (for example Steven Universe mogs Family Guy)
>>150484122>Steven Universe mogs Family Guydoes it?
>>150484179I don't know, SU made it further in this year's Ms. /co/ thanks to Peridot so kinda but probably not for normies
>>150460624What happens when two pregnant gems fuse?
>>150484300Resulting gem will be double pregnant.
>>150483773You'll be burning in a faggot's ass forever, Lemmiwinks.
>>150459002Which gem gives the best head>hard mode:No rose
>>150484300Extra pregnant giant gem woman with twins.
>>150484672If shapeshifting is not allowed, Peridot canonically has the longest tongueIf shapeshifting is allowed then IDK, any gem can just modify their mouth to be the ultimate dick sucking machine
>>150484672Any choice but Amethyst is absolutely wrong
>>150484363Struck a nerve huh?
>>150485142I get she has the lips but so does Garnet and Jasper, what makes her special here?
>>150485142nice mouthpussy
>>150459002It's why Pearl wanted to force herself on that and fuse, she just wanted another big dumpy after Rose and that's probably why she would've gotten desperate for Greg.
>>150485215it's his waifu so any other choice is wrong for him, in reality it doesn't matter which gem gives the best head because thrusting always feels more orgasmic for both parties than sucking
>>150485779I agree thrusting is better as long as you have the energy but what if you come home from a long day of work and are too tired for that? Don't know about you but I'd love to have my dick feel Peridot's tongue as a stress reliever
>>150485958I'm a NEET.
>>150485958nice tongue
>>150486858Wow, thanks!
How would each gem react to an ass smack
>>150485146What nerve?
Why not just have filthy, erotic foursome plapping with the gems every night instead of choosing
>>150487041>garnet wouldn't even notice>Amyreturns the ass slap, would think it's a game>Pearla yelp and a red face>lapisslap to the face
>>150487094I'm a one gem kind of man.
>>150487041
>>150487121>jasperwould tear you limb by limb
>>150487131To this date I'm baffled at how much of an improvement eyelashes give to the gems
>>150487726Such a small detail yet such a large effect
>>150485142Spinel could give her a run for her money
>>150487041>>150487121>>150487353>Jasper>"HARDER, MY DIAMOND!">mfw
>>150487121Ass so phat she wouldn’t notice you fucking her
>>150489310>Ass so phat she wouldn’t notice you fucking herWhy is this so hot?
>>150489310Ok but this dialogue makes me want to see whatever the fuck it is Pearl would do since clearly she's confident she's got them both beat somehow.
>>150489310how would steven react to thisfor my answer he would either cover his eyes like a fuckin pussy or get a sexual awakening
>>150489622Garnet is going for the classic clapper and Amethyst is doing the ol’ up and down, I imagine someone as good of a dancer as Pearl has some mythical twerk routine that could pierce the heavens
>>150459002You think Garnet could knock someone over with a burst of high-velocity wind?
>>150490898Pearl's dance mastery means she can make her small ass jiggle and shake with such skill that it more than makes up for it's size. It's easy to clap and jiggle with big cheeks but to make it happen with her tight toned ones takes an artist's touch.
>>150471009>>150459169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1bGey2O77k&list=RDM1bGey2O77k&start_radio=1
>>150492077Cute gremlin
