Some Pig
>>150462388This is the ideal Tamaranean body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>150462388I still say she looks better without the nosering. That thing is so distracting.
>>150462388prize pig/533abn.png
>>150462388All that pork needs glazing.
>>150462388Oh, God. It's Wonder Ham!
>Want to fuck, Tim from work?
>>150462388Certified braphog
>>150462388Posting on the internet isn't going to save Wilbur, Charlotte.
>>150462388Blue ribbon winning showpig.
>>150462431
>>150462388Some pigs need butchering.
>>150463284I'd love to chop her meat
>>150463284>>150463294Spitroast the little piggy and call it a Lua.
>>150463264wasn't there a nude edit of this
>>150463366Yeah and one for this page too.
>>150463362plappable
>>150463294HACKING AND WHACKING AND SMACKING
>>150463466She's got her mother's breedability.
>>150463507HAM
>>150463507CHOPPIN DAT MEAT
I can understand fanart Mandy, but canon Mandy? And with her shitty personality on display too? Nah, you have to be kidding.
>>150463566Canon mandy is made for domination and instant loss 2koma Bitchy fat goth girl is top tier for me
Imagine all that ham flying right into your face because Mandy smells a bacon sandwich in your backpack.
>>150463566Canon Mandy is a sexy bratty slampig.
>>150463687She just needs better bangs to cover up her forehead.
If I could fly and had had magic alien beam powers, I'd be a fat fuck too. Why the fuck would I ever work out?
>>150463911Well, if you're lazy, you'd most likely just be chubby or scrawny, it takes actual bad eating habits to get that fat.
My favorite lesbian
>>150463932>Mandy's coffee orderGeez I wonder what did it.
Oh boy, this thread again. How exciting.
>>150463274>Bejita's technique Figures.
>>150464029Boo hoo, bitch, I don't care
>>150464006She's got her Mom's weird taste buds that's for sure. That's more sugar and tea than coffee.
I was going to get my copy of I Am Not Starfire signed by Yoshi Yoshitani at NYCC this year but I don't see her on the guest list anymore. Missed my chance.
>>150464123Chai is supposed to be tea. If anything she's ruining it by adding the espresso because cocoa and mint are complimentary to most chai flavoring in the USA.
SLAM THAT HAM
>>150462388This board has the worst taste in the world.
>>150464661>"Why isn't my Mongolian Basket Weaving forum a hivemind?"
>>150463911I reckon she's partially fat from not using her powers and being fed slop while not having a metabolism as high as her mom's
>>150464685It is a hivemind for having the worst taste in the world.
>>150462460Somehow, she makes it work.
>>150464661You can always show us up with something better
>>150464606In monarchist Tamaran Ham slams you!Because she is royalty and has earn that right in combat.
YOU'RE RIDIN' THAT HOG
>>150462388Who would be in her generation's Teen Titans?
>>150462388Maybe for cuckqueaning and dyke breaking
>>150465832The New New Warriors.
>>150465832/co/ had a meme team back when the book was out Much like how Starfire daughter is different from her Raven has a tall football player Christian chad son. (Also a bunch of other kids) The dad is beast boyCyborg made himself an A.I hologram daughter. Robin and Terra hooked up and had a kid. They raised the kid in Terra country leading to a sort of Russian Robin.
>>150462460Hot
>>150463274What this book has cursing? I thought it was for kids?
>>150466089Cyborg made an AI hologram wife, the kid is a kind of nanomachine cloud. >>150464846Because despite what everyone assumed pre-release, the actual book is a fairly boilerplate coming of age teen drama with the somewhat refreshing moral of Mandy being an idiot kid who needs to pull her head out of her ass rather than a dumpster fire.
>>150466089I thought /co/ gave Cyborg two kids? Am I remembering right?
>>150466174I just remember the girl. >Cyborg made an AI hologram wife, the kid is a kind of nanomachine cloud.Ah, I didn't know that. Also I'm not sure that's how nanomachine works but okay
>>150462388Men would fuck a pile of shit if it was in the shape of a woman
>>150462388>>150462460All the porn makes me wonder how she would have been received by readers if not for Tamaki's typical libshit talking points. Imagine how different things would be if one day we just had a slampig descendant of Dick and Starfire withou the bullshit
>>150466089Obligatory.download jpg from conservatory, computer says it's a mislabeled webp, upload to 4chan which turns it into a png...
>>150466458Reading the book is hard, because I don't believe that's how Starfire would react. It's like if you have a goth daughter why wouldn't you talk to your goth friend about. Raven doesn't show up till the end of the book.
>>150466174>>150466295There were different ideas on what Cyborg's contribution would be and the compromise was a flesh and blood academic/athletic overachiever kid partnered with a nanite cloud "sister."
>>150466295>>150466550There were a couple different ideas about where the nanite cloud daughter came from. My personal favorite is that she was originally some villain's Doomsday Device, but before it got unleashed Cyborg was able to get into the AI code and turn "her" into a blank slate with no "kill all humans" coding and with human intelligence.
>>150462388So the father was some random one-night stand right?
>>150466332Men wish to impregnate all fertile females, yes.
>>150466604I stand by my "she THOUGHT it was Dick. She's not as good at differentiating humans as she lets on" theory.
>>150466458If>The art was more detailed>Wasn't a generic "everyone but me is the problem">MC wasn't unlikablethen it probably would've been tolerable>>150466521Yeah, even regular problems regarding herself that Raven may or may not have experience with Starfire would go to Raven for help. There's practically a zero percent chance she wouldn't ask Raven for even just advice.
>>150466604Most likely, it's definitely not Dick, we've seen how DickKory kids come out, and Mandy definitely ain't that.
>>150466332Yeah, right, troon. You wish.
>>150466642>we've seen how DickKory kids come outYes.As boring as water-flavored popsicles.
>>150466458I'm pretty sure most of that horny is fueled by hatred.
>>150466660They may be plain but they still mog her.
>>150466660Jealousy isn't a good look, Mandy.
>>150466332if it were*. It's subjunctive.
>>150466635I think she'd have been tolerable basically unchanged if she'd been in a team book. In a team book you can do something with a kid that ended up with an antisocial depressed and angry personality because (1) her mom's culture made her a perma-outsider and (2) everyone had assumed she'd have powers but they took so long to kick in she ended up miserable. She's not main character material, but she'd have worked in an ensemble cast with other more easily-liked characters.
>>150466679>may be plainI mean, they are. "I'm a hero because both my parents are heroes, my love-life is a shout-out to the last few Talia/Batman shippers, and I have no personality quirks" is damn plain. That's not praise for Mandy, that's just acknowledging that we've yet to see a really good "Starfire's kid" character.
>>150466695I also unironically feel she would be fat. I know they don't say who the dad is but I assume he's at least human. Leaving Mandy half human and half tamaranean. For the sake pf my argument I'm assuming her stomach more human rather than Starfire's. In the Mother Mayeye episode it's revealed Starfire has four stomach or possibly chambers. So I like to think she fed Mandy like a tamaranean. To get even more autistic planet Tamera is a harsh condition planet that makes warriors. Being born on earth, Mandy muscles never developed leading to her fatty fatty 2x4 can't fit through the kitchen door body.
>>150466923Starfire's kids are usually half human, they don't always turn out fat.Some people are just fat, you really don't have to make up some excuse.
>>150463274Vegeta nowasata
>>150466611>>150466648Want to tell me why female mummies more decayed than the male ones?
>>150466507You know how Smash Bros' Ganondorf is a cross between a mage and a figher? I imagine that's how Raven's son would use magic.
>>150467120There's a comic of him training with cyborg and uses his magic to throw a football shape energy. Also that reminds me, a new villain Cyborg mentions is him going up against the reverse flash who sits.
>>150466332shit golems is a respectable scat / smile girl subfetish tyvm
>>150466550Should be Jynx's kid
>>150467120SSBU Ganondorf puts the war in warlock
>>150467878Nothing to say it's not.
>>150462388>/co/ wants to fuck this
>>150468351rapeable
>>150467878Hmmm?
>>150468094I like him because, despite being a captain falcon clone, he's still neat as he's technically a wizard. He's like a fighter version of a spell sword and that's a pretty original concept.
>>150468351The drawing is not literally her. There are enough differences to where I do not care.
>>150466550I like this idea because it feels like a good way to dial back to an OG Titan's fundamentals and examine them in a new light. Cyborg was an Olympic-level athlete rebelling against his cold and emotionally distant science-obsessed father, and then he had his dreams (and his love of pushing his body to its limits) brutally ripped away and replaced with cold metal artificial limbs, the ultimate manifestation of his dad's science.Skip a generation and have a wholesome relationship between a human daughter pushing her body to its limits and a her cute entirely-artificial sister.Edgar works the same way. Yes, on the surface it's just a silly inversion, "ha ha he's an all American Christian jock, the opposite of his parents" but I think the idea has legs because it's going back the the basics with a new spin. Raven inherited her powers from her pure evil dad and has to work to keep her emotions under control. Edgar inherited his powers from his mom, but his parents raised him well, taught him how to use what he's got, and left him with a stable personality that can use his inheritance without any (visible) conflict. /co/ took a poking-fun stroll through Parodyland and made some great concepts.
>>150464995Imagine the smell when your head is down there.
>>150467063Only after you learn proper English.
>>150469292I am trying to
>>150462388bet she grunts when you thrust to the base
>>150468351Would
>>150469427Fat with no tits. Why?
>>150469927Some girls just get shafted.
>>150469768Who wears the strap, Mandy or Claire?And there's no way neither of them wears it. That's just the story, Anon.
>>150470202They both have one, they swordfight to see who goes first.
>>150469927Who needs boobs when you got dat butt and belly?
>>150468351proof that jew genetics are innately evil and all corruptive
>>150469927There is plenty to squeeze.
>>150470425Thank you anon, you've opened my eyes.
>>150466089I liked what /co/ came up with for BB&Raven's daughter that joined the team. Shy bookworm that hulks out into a happy berserker
>>150462460Looks like Izzy from the Pan Pizza Podcast here. >>150462388Would habe been based if she actually looked and dressed like this.
>>150462434Yeah, I agree.
>>150469927>Fat with big ass and flat chestpeak form
Are people being ironically attracted or are they really that addicted to porn?
>>150471937>"having preferences for women I don't find attractive means you have an impulse control problem"
>>150470736>Mandy: Ugh, she's so pretty, there's no way she wants to hang out with me, fuck my life>Claire: I want to fuck her until she isn't able to walk
>>150470846>jewSeriously?
>>150471979Correct. Give your dopamine receptors a break tonight.
>>150472460No, I don't think I will, retard.
>>150472507There's nothing attractive about type 2 diabetes, porn addict.
>>150466604It was penguin
>>150465663reverse cowgirl
>>150472704The drawing is not real and thus doesn't have diabetes.Also what I do in the privacy of my home is none of your business, you fucking Tranny-behaving Trad Fash LARPer
>>150466604
>>150471142That thread was fun. I'm still hopeful one day a nice anon will draw the old and new titans together doing something like meeting up for Thanksgiving, with the kids hanging out. I'm a total sucker for that kind of wholesomeness.
>>150462388Sexfire!
>>150471937>Finds out about "chubby chasers" Variety is the spice of life, anon.
>>150468351
>>150474389
>>150474410
>>150474432
I mean, who wouldn't
>>150474490That's my girl!
>>150474490>AIslopStop that.
>>150462388>rubber breaks
>>150474565>Stop turning 2D models into 3D monstrosities"No"
>>150474572>rubber
>>150474490My wife is a perfect fixer upper
>>150462388I love the way Chickpea does fat girls. Not even particularly into fat girls but he does the curves so damn well.
Plapfire
>>150466679She's atleast much more in line with what I'd expect Star and Dick's kid to look like. Her only real "fault" is the fact that nobody's done anything with the Kingdom Come legacy heroes. They're more or less just glorified easter eggs.
>>150466695I agree with this take. Once again another golden opportunity was wasted. In a better world they could have established a new team. Something like a Great Lakes Avengers equivalent to the Titans. >>150466923 pretty arrousing explanation all things considered
>>150472196>he doesnt knowTamaki is a Canadian born Jewish/Japanese hapa. She was essentially fated by both birth and upbringing to be an insufferably liberal shitheel.
>>150474303if somebody shares the designs I could give it a shot tomorrow.
>>150474352gods alive she looks so much sexier with pale skin
>>150477333I think it's just Mandy, Cyborg's daughters >>150466550 , Raven & Beast Boy's son Edgar >>150466507 , and their daughter >>150474303 .
>>150477380Were you thinking of pairing them with the aged up 03 Titans then? Just trying to get an idea. I wish Raven and Beast boy's daughter had inherited Raven's gloominess.
>>150477323The couple interviews I've seen make her seem liberal but not "insufferable" liberal.
>>150477495Pulled up one of the old threads https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145128229/#145128886>* Mandy - Starfire's daughter is a dumpy chunky moody goth trying to repair her relationship with her mom and be a good hero>* Edgar - Raven & Beast Boy's son is a chad jock openly-religious straight-A student with a sunny disposition, always happy to lend a hand. Probably even has a decent track record for actually rehabilitating villains>* Olivia - Raven & Beast Boy's daughter is a shy green shrinking violet bookworm, except when she uses her powers and becomes a fiery gung-ho scrappy animal-demon-lady>* Veronica & Haley - Cyborg's "daughter" is actually two kids posing as one, one of them normal flesh and blood, a serious and competitive athlete, while the other is a sweet but naïve digital entity>* "Slav Robin" - Uh, he's Robin and a slav dunno I was thinking aged up 03s, yeah.
>>150477495The whole "personality inversion of the parent" thing made her shy, bookish, and unsure of herself to balance against BB's being the confident social butterfly that goofed off instead of studying. At least I think that was the general idea?
>>150477535did nobody draw slav robin?>>150477554fair enough
>>150477595I knew there was more, had to hunt though
>>150477614>Slav robin doesnt get along with his dadShame. Also wondering who Scarlet Arrow and Superman J's parents are.
>>150468351Yeah? My nigga I've fucked uglier it's not like I'm trying to marry the bitch. Who cares?
>>150477664I'm not sure the artist ever agreed with him being Robin's son. There were basically a few anons doing "Terra's alive and with Robin" fanfic, and then we came up with Slav Robin, and the shippers went "that's a reference to us because Terra's a slav even though she never acts it."I dunno, if this ever became more of a /co/mic I'd make it one of those "who the fuck is Huey/Dewey/Louie's dad?" things. Unaddressed, with room to speculate, because some people will be cranky either way.
>>150477674He's also being dishonest comparing the middle-aged Mariko (I think she was like 45 when the book was written and those pics were taken?) with the High School Senior Mandy.
>>150477681Oh ok
>>150462431Performing what? Sweaty buttjobs?
>>150477705And sweaty thighjobs.
>>150462388It's wild to me how whenever I find one of these threads that artist turns out to be in them. That dude must be Mandy's biggest fan.
>>150463538Yoshi Yoshitani does cute fat gay girls. She's also cute as a button herself, one of like five living people that can pull off a sidecut.
>>150477554Yes, and because Raven's schtick in the show was struggling not to lash out with her powers, the daughter loses all her inhibitions when she shapeshifts into a demon-beast.
>>150471937A lot of 4chan guys, especially us stereotypically autistic weirdos, are really into this kind of woman. It’s like being turned on by Chloe Price.
>>150474692A2A
>>150463687
>>150462388Puke
>>150463934For a lesbian she sure does suck a mean cock. My cock. Also she's really pretty.
>>150477848>Lobo
>>150468351I dont think the character and her look the same at all. She has black hair and is white. Thats it.
>>150479451All the Lobo stuff that happened with Crush seems pretty in-character. At some point he knocked up a woman. When he eventually found out about the kid the sum total of his parental instincts was "I can frame her to get these police bastiches off my back"
Would she be any less terrible if she wasn't a lesbian?Seriously asking, because this is the sort of design that when you learn she's a dyke, you just go "of course she is."
>>150480340Also I love crush origin. Like what if two people at woodstock high as shit found Superman.
>>150480462I am politely asking the artist's name, a nickname, not even anything doxxable
bump
>>150478066 Imagine pounding that juicy ass from behind and grabbing a hold of her jiggling gut at the same time
Anyone know who made this?
>>150483527>mWould probably be easier to find if you had actually saved the original.
>>150483527higher res version i saved months back
>>150483527>>150484050digging through the archives i found thishttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142558677/#142629274reverse search gives no results so it was probably drawn by an anonymous artist who posted it themselves
>>150484109There's a signature in the center but I can't figure out what it says.
>>150484528i think it says "Gran"
>>150484606eat it up fatty
>>150484606>>150484804Need more chubby dyke bullying
>>150484606>when you need to find a hiding place for your glue
>>150477848When I met her at Chicago's C2E2 it seemed like she hated being anywhere other than a hyper-liberal California cityCouldn't hang with us Midwesterners
>>150468351I'd let her rim me
I cannot think of a more boring direction for a fuckmeat slampig Mandy thread to go than to talk about the dipshit donut steel OC kids of the other titans
>>150474303Sorry it took so long
>>150466089>Robin and Terra hooked up and had a kid. They raised the kid in Terra country leading to a sort of Russian Robin.LIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS.Slav Robin comes from the artist reading (and specifically replying to) https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/119826995/#119836346>Cyborg's perfectly crafted anime daughteru>Robin's Easter European adopted circus kids
>>150485978I mean it's more interesting than what the comic did with her. but still more hamplanet Mandy would be nice
>>150485978>I cannot think Could've stopped there.
>>150485978We can do both. I enjoyed the horny talk
An attempt was made
>>150486020>Sorry it took so long>Draws a dozen characters>ApologizesDude, you're what makes this stupid board worthwhile.
DrMcLuchador please stop uploading unsourced and compressed images to the /co/llection.I recommend saving the images from desuarchived instead.
>>150486504Also, don't use capital letters when making new tags.
>>150486504>I recommend saving the images from desuarchived instead.But that IS where I got them?
>>150486606Well, that wasn't the case for this one >>150486020 at least.Still, if you're saving from desuarchive, please properly source the images instead of using dead 4chan links, and once again, don't capitalize new tags.
>>150486720Ah dang, fair enough. Uploader did the majority of what I wanted to upload, then went "nope" to the last few and I had to start over and made a mistake with that image upload.
>>150486020>everyone noticeably older>Starfire looks exactly the same
>>150486967MILF Starfire is great, but not easily drawn.
>>150486020Cute. And I love the Rockwell reference.
>>150477664>Also wondering who Scarlet Arrow and Superman J's parents are.My best guess is that Scarlet Arrow is Red Arrow/Arsenal (Roy Harper) and Cheshire (Jade Nguyen ). As for Superman-J, it's Jon Kent, Clark Kent and Lois Lane's son.
>>150486122>>Robin's Easter European adopted circus kidsI like the idea of Edgar Allen & Veronica (I think that's what /co/ went with for Cyborg's human kid?) peering through binoculars, trying to figure out how they'll sneak into a HIVE facility the normal "peak athlete with tech/magic assistance" ways, then they look down and the fuckin' slavs are drinking beers with the HIVE guards.
https://files.catbox.moe/ijesqp.png
>>150488311I wish I was as good at drawing her as chickpea is
>>150488311I want to grab her various body parts and just squeeze
>>150486020Where's Cyborg's afro?
>>150488486Dude.Dude.Don't ever go "what happened to your hair, there was so much more last time I saw you?" to a black person.
>>150488311I choose to picture Claire standing behind her with a wicked expression.
>>150474389I'm not a fan of the work but the level of projection people did was off the scale. I don't think even Dan Didio rated a 4-page 4-color comic strip and he did WAY worse things than a non-canon YA comic.
>>150486020I wonder what it take for someone to draw a webcomic out that idea
>>150488311Nice need more slampiggery
>>150466458The porn isn't despite, it's because of her being a bitch. Some people want to hatefuck her and possibly correct her. For some, she's so flawed, that she's incredibly easy to imagine as a willing slampig cumdumpster fuckbuddy.
>>150485804this is so gay fucking kek
>>150486988So she didnt get any powers from her mom?
>>150491462She gets them at the end of the story.
>>150488311Is this new? I haven't seen it before.
>>150491462That's half the reason she ended up miserable and bitchy, she grew up around people saying "any day now, your powers will kick in, and you'll be flying, lifting cars, and shooting lasers from your hands!"And... it didn't happen.The other half of her bitchiness was culture clash. She did things like showing up with bags of mayonnaise at birthday parties because that's what her mom thought was appropriate. It didn't go over well.Don't get me wrong, the writing was bad. But there's a germ of a good idea there. For it to work though you could make her a bit grumpy and maybe have her show anger at a few people, but the whole "she hates everyone except her one gay friend (who she's frankly bitchy to too)" just took things way too far.
>>150486231breddy good anon. your style is nice and the pose/anatomy is really solid
>>150488311You are a blessing, artfriend. Warmth in a cold time.
>>150488311Need to glaze that ham
>>150464006chai with mint?
>>150486020Impressive
>>150466923>So I like to think she fed Mandy like a tamaranean.Oof. Every day Mandy gets up and her mom crams a 4 course breakfast into her. She waddles to school with a swollen gut, drunk on carbs, the scale creeping up every week as Starfire cheerfully, obliviously turns her kid into a jiggling wobbling, eminently breedable butterball.>"Mom, please... URRRRP, you gotta shtop, I'm outgrowing my uniform for the third time this month... BELLLCH.">"Nonsense dear! The Earth television says you need a Complete Breakfast. Now open wide!"
>>150493733Yeah I cannot even conceive how that'll taste.
>>150470202>>150471999>>150488782Claire x Mandy = Candy.
>>150495471>smooth golden tawny skin pressed up against freckled pale white
>>150495471>Candynice
>>150470736I need Mandy to be a terrible influence on Claire's diet. Liberates her inner pig and ruins that figure with an extra 30 pounds within the first three months of dating.Then the two of them get into a feedback loop enabling one another to cut loose and really start packing on pounds as make out sessions become excuses to binge eat while feeling each other up.then they spread the influence to starfire
>>150495869Because they both got sweet asses.
>>150462388some people are atracted to this phenotypeparticularly i find it disgusting
>>150496063Nobody wants to bang Mandy because she's a high value woman. We all want to hatefuck her until her disposition improves. Otherwise she radiates the same kind of cumdumpster fuckpig energy as Germaine from the Foamy the squirrel cartoons.
>>150494570Thanks, and thanks to all the other kind anons who responded to the pic. I do still wish I could have delivered something better but compositions arent my strong suit.
>>150492531When it comes to fatties getting the shapes down is the easy part. It's all the mental math that goes into dressing up a doughy figure like hers that gives me a headache.
>>150495471>>150495486>>150496038Claire wants to fuck Mandy just as much as we do.
>>150488311Fucking HOT
>>150462388When did big butts start becoming attractive for non-black people again? Because there's so much media from the 90s and 2000s where having a big butt was considered anathema for white girls and now they're fucking everywhere
>>150497949Queens was singing about how fat bottomed girl make the rocking girl go round.What really happened is heroin chic went out of fashion.
>this thread is up>the total drama thread hit 500what the fuck
>>150496091Germaine at least had huge tits and a sex drive, you just had to put up with her Hot Topic politics.
>>150498083>People like talking about sex without my zoomer permissionLurk more before posting
>>150497949About the same time big breasts and cleavage became lewd and started being removed from media. The current generation grew up on fat cartoon mom assess.
>>150468351>The writers incredibly obvious self insert
>>150495486Do American kids even still play baseball in schools?
>>150500000No America's favourite pastime is almost fucking dead, they have to rely on vtubers for a surge in interest, that's how dire it's becoming.