So what's it gonna be?>abortion drama>choosing between family or job drama>Millie getting removed from the show / demoted to a side character
>>150464209I would be sad too if the father of my child was Moxxie kek
>>150464209>Willing to kill a child in the pilotIt's an abortion.
>>150464209millie being convinced by stolas, of all people, to keep the kid
>>150464209Why wouldn't they use protection? They have all this magic bullshit but no birth control somehow. And she pegs his ass so how did he even get her pregnant?
>>150464398It's obviously Blitzo's
>>150464730You guys think about cuckshit way too much
>>150464209>demoted to side characterYou haven't even been watching the shorts have you. She was in the very first one.
>>150464209Combo of 1 and 2. Millie is basically the most powerful and effective of the three, so her being out of commission due to pregnancy and motherhood might be an issue to her. Though Moxxie could just be the stay at home dad though for after the pregnancy though.
>>150464953>but the shorts!Not canon to the rest of the series.
>>150465100I'm not sure you know what canon means.
>>150464209It's going to be okay
>>150464209Cheating
The issue with the abortion plotline is Viv is not going to miss out on the chance to merchandise a canon M&M kid design. The plushies alone would sell like hotcakes, you really think Viv is going to flush a potential meal ticket?
>>150465274Likely.
>>150464953Anon...Do you really believe that Vivzie is going to write something that makes any sense?The Hellaverse world building is locked behind her twitch streams and twitter posts.It isn't even in the show.
>>150464730If I were Millie and I had fucked Blitzo and then got pregnant, I wouldn’t even be that concerned about getting caught. Millie definitely fucks Moxxie on the regular, probably more often than she would fuck a secret affair that she would need to hide. So there would still be a high chance Moxxie is the father. But even if he wasn’t, Blitzo is still an imp. And Millie and her family look a lot like Moxxie. An imp baby that takes after Millie and Blitzo isn’t gonna come out looking like it’s too obviously not Moxxie’s. It’d probably take a few years before it’d start getting suspiciously tall, and Millie could just make up a distant uncle who happens to look like Blitzo and say the kid must take after that part of her family. This isn’t like a King of the Hill Nancy/John Redcorn situation where the baby would obviously be a different race or anything.
>>150465274Vivzie would not be above merchandizing a hypothetical character that only exists in a dream sequence. She could easily insert a scene where Moxxie has a daydream about what his kid would look like, and then just sell key chains of that design while encourage fanfic authors to do the legwork of fleshing out the character for fanon.
>>150465378No way she's that stupid. Aborting a potential character in the womb and then selling merch of what that kid WOULD have been would make her audience question if abortion is really right or not. She'd never allow that kind of emotional gut punch, even she would know how bad that'd look. I can see the topic being brought up but Millie's not aborting it.
>>150464219Every fucking thread, there's no way right? OP HAS to be doing this on purpose
>>150464209Who's the baby father???
>>150464357Most of the cast are basically different people between the pilot and the show, betting on Vivzie being consistent with it is a gamble of long odds
>>150465752Probably the guy thats been sticking his dick in Millie every day for the past year. (that’s Moxxie)
>>150464219Based.
>>150465768Actually it's Blitzo's
>>150466057... fantasy he dreams about after crying himself to sleep.
>>150465752I'm kinda working on a theory
>>150466078CopeMoxxie's a victim of NTR
>>150466118Bet you got a lot of time to, that registry keeping you jobless and all
>>150466118Based
>>150466126... in Blitzo's gay fanfics he writes to cope with his fear of intimacy.
>>150466126>Did ONE (1) based floyd panels >Returned to ntr shitWhy did he do it???
>150466118>150466153We don't samefag here.
>>150466140>liking harems makes you a pedophileKill yourself
>>150464209Child is born as an angel.
>>150466183>faggot couldn't bother giving me a (you) Lmao faggot>>150466184/ss/ harems are based, though
>>150466165You kinda forgot to mention his incest futa shit, but okay
>>150466140Anon...what do you think they meant by HELL-hound..?
>>150465752Me
>>150466165I mean he's also selling porn standees of angel dust so what did you expect?
>>150466213 very wholesome if you ignore any sort implications
>>150466184>thinks it's about harems>not the fact that he wants to watch a little boy fuckNice deflection.>>150466202>cuckfag is also a pedophile>>150466213>he didn't deny itConfirmed pedo.
>Cucking, NTR, HaremComplete, utter amoral degeneracy of the highest degree.>/ss/ Even worse. The truthful, proper and only way, is heterosexual monogamy. With StrikaI would have said Stella but this appears to be an Imp thread so I will respect it.
>>150466140I find it funny guys like you show up in these threads yet are oddly absent for the loud house, ghost and molly mcgee, and south park threads
>>150466312Probably because only pedophiles like that trash.
>>150466213>five minutes before he becomes a father of two
>>150466343Yet no one is there to call them out about it
>>150466359Why would anons post in threads about cartoons they don't like? Maybe you should go back there if you're so familiar with who does or doesn't post in the kiddie diddler threads.
>>150466358I will never understand this arrow posting stuff, it always points directly at the username, not the person above
>>150466393>outing yourself as a phoneposter
>>150466213>Exagono made thisMakes sense since he seethed at people complaining about him sexualizing Octavia for being 17 years old kek
new show about stolas in his teen years and how he got stupid amounts of pussyfollowed by a genderbent show where stolas is a hot owl milf
>>150464219I don't care how low effort they can be. These fandom gif captions always make me laugh.
>>150464219>emberlynn when she goes to hell and tries to rape passerby
>>150466300You can't say that while posting her lmao
>>150468061>Strika playing Red Dead Redemption It's not Revolver but It's good enough.
>>150464209Viv really hates women.
>>150464209My guess is she takes a backseat next season, and Loona fills more into her role. Especially since Stolas basically has taken Loona's old job.
>>150464310I skipped the last season or two, is moxxie still a worthless loser?
>>150468449I never watched the show but it seems to sadly be the case.
>>150468096I'd have a beer with Strika. Probably results in either drunk sex with her or her dragging my passed out ass home.
>>150464209I like seeing her sad, anyone have the image of her crying?
>>150468542>BeerI don't think soShe's a whiskey gal>You spend one evening with Strika at a bar, you kick back with your drink of choice.>She challenges you to drink more than her, even puts some money down on it.>You tell yourself "what the hell, why not">You two take shot after shot of whiskey, so much so you two drink an entire bottle but that wasn't enough.>Next is a bottle of scotch once that is empty then next bottle is bourbon. >Strika is so drunk her tail no longer wags, it drags. She's nuzzling you, still taunting you, well trying to at least.>You are "sober" enough to keep drinking but even you are reaching your limit.>Strika takes one final shot before, plop! She passes out onto your lap.>You leave the money on the table, a payment to the establishment for the drinks.>You carry Strika back to her residency. >You lay Strika on her bed but before you can go lay down yourself. You black out, the drink finally took their toll on you.>You wake up, in the morning. Strika is laying on top of you and purring.>She noticed you have awoken up, she smiles with her gold and yellow teeth shining like the sun shining on gold bars.>"Mornin' Rough Rider~"
>>150464209She will miscarry in battle
the utter deluge of pregnant millie art that could follow her keeping it is too powerful to deny
The baby is YOU
>>150469760OH GOD OH FUCK
>>150464209>Hope: they have the kid and decide to retire from assassin buis to raise them>Fear: abortion/the kid dying before it's born or the kid isn't Moxxie's and they split>Super Fear: The kid not being Moxxie's but him still raising it
>>150469773>>150469760>You die.>Get reincarnated.>As Millie and Moxxie's kid.
>>150469905>Buddha got the last laugh>enjoy the fruit of your negative karma ya red midget
I want to fuck all the imps and demons until I have fucked them all.
>>150470041>They are horny, lustful, without mercy. But you, you will be worse. Fuck and suck until it is done.
>>150470108Immagetassddon has begun.
>>150469905The silver lining is that this means you can kill Shitlas and Blitzo yourself. And that's pretty damn good.
>>150469905>Millie holds baby Skittles in front of a mirror>"See that, little buddy? That's you!">ear piercing wail reverberates through the apartment>"Again? What was it this time?">"A-ah dunno! Ya think it's somethin' with the mirror?"
>>150469905Time to be the singular straight person in all of hell, I guess.
>>150464219Fpbp
>>150468449There's only two seasons. Did you skip the whole thing?
Regardless of what happens, Calling it now how it will end.It'll end up being Loss #2, except nowhere near as unintentionally funny, or splashable, but far more contemptable.
>>150470595Many people do tbdesu
>>150467893She'd end up raped.
>>150471575She'd likely want that.So it wouldn't be rape.
>>150469905>>150470439>>150470454>Anon A.k.a. Skittles, grows to be manlet-hellboy
>>150471739Does he inherit the buck teeth or the freckles?
>>150471626You could probably approach her on the street, slide her panties down and fuck her right then and there. She wouldn't stop you.
>>150469815I don't think Viv is stupid enough to do the latter two options.
>>150472565I like to believe if you handed her over to ValHe'd be terrified for the first time in his life.
>>150472423both
>>150464357And loona kicking the stroller killing that one too
>>150464357>>150473781I don't know. Viv decanonized the pilot and redid it, specifically leaving out those two parts to soften up her show. I don't think she'd do it.
>>150473755That poor kid.
>>150465752Probably the guy thats been sticking his dick in Millie every day for the past year. (that’s me)
>>150473868That poor kid.
>>150473861Hey, on the bright side, he inherits his mother's strenght and his father can teach him to shoot from the moment he can hold a gun.
>>150473907And his father can teach him how to take it in the ass.
>>150473918>"MILLIEEE! Skittles called me a faggot again!"
>>150466412
>>150473947It would be hilarious to see him bullied by his son.
>>150474008Now I wish that Anon actually grows to be Hellboy Size, but maybe bullying him with just his height alone might be overkill.
>>150474050Nah keep him small. It's actually funnier if Moxxie is taller than him.
>>150471739>Nabs the Grimoire to try getting back to Earth.>Gets caught by D.H.O.R.K.S.>Becomes actual Vivzie-Verse Manlet-Hellboy.Memes aside, how WOULD Hellboy handle I.M.P. anyway? I imagine Blitzo’d call him a face traitor or something before he finds one of Good Samaratin’s rounds through his skull.
>>150469760>>150469905>>150470439I think if I got reborn as an imp I'd commit sudoku and reroll. Or channel it into murder.
>>150474220>Memes aside, how WOULD Hellboy handle I.M.P. anyway?They'd be on a mission to kill some real shitheel and it would be one of those arcs where Hellboy realizes doing his job would make things worse so he walks away. In the rare stories when the monsters aren't trying to control him and going on and on about his prophecy he's pretty pragmatic.
>replace all of Moxxie's records with vinyl copies of Loud Nigra
>>150465483>No way she's that stupid.Look up Shinachiku Uzumaki sometime.The kind of person buying Hazbin merch is absolutely dumb enough to buy into a hypothetical.
>>150475020What the fuck
Sometimes I dream about tying Moxxie up, giving him a parachute and flinging him up into the air with a trebuchet so I can watch him land like those toy paratrooper things that always get tangled up.
>>150476333What exactly did Moxxie do to be the designated punching bag?
>>150466253Found the pedo.
>>150476333>TripsChrist, poor Moxxie>>150476448What did Moxxie do to deserve such treatment?
>>150464209Best possible outcome is 3Millie becomes the new receptionist while Loona takes part in more jobs.
>>150466300Nice designAlso Striker being a woman would make all his jobbing easier to forgive
>>150464209Imagine if the baby comes out being half wolf and half imp
>>150464209She cheats with a nig
>>150469905>>150471739>>150473947Now I wanna see more of "Anon Skittles"
>>150478669Same
>>150477188More dhorks.
>>150477245That's how I see it going, Viv said season 3 would be more Loona focused. Which scares me honestly.
>>150479545>1 and 2 adopt M&M's kid when they learn she's going to try and abort it.>not Hellboy style, raised by the government>he's literally just their kid
>>150482070Does he get his own shades?
>>150464209I'm thinking Arby's.
>>150483656Arby's is dogshit
>>150483653>Does he get his own shades? Of course, he's their kid. Does make you wonder if M&M might decide they want him back at some point when he's older.
>>150486692It'd be shitty to give a kid up and then think you can take them back.
>>150474008>>150473947The kid should have a childhood similar to Napoleon>Skittles bullies his dad>this enrages his mother, who punishes him severely>and he respects her for that
>>150486692>>150482070
>>150488560Based.
