Will the pilot revive the HS fandom and bring about a new era of internet culture?
>my favorite piece of media dies for goodor>bizarro (edited for modern audiences) incarnation of it brings the worst of the worst of the internet's dregs together with the autists i've grown to lovedire future ahead
>hypnotizes Vivienne
>>150478089A Helluva era of HS fandom, maybe
June x Vriska is gonna happen, trust the process
>>150478516This is the ship that's more my speed, personally.
>>150478516you mispelled John
>>150478535Okay but imagine Vriska force femming John
>>150478575okay but imagine Vriska inspiring John to be manlier
Dead thread
>>150478598>Vriska confronts June>June starts parroting the "Dad bad, masculinity bad, bluh bluh">Vriska points out that Dad Egbert was only a symbol of adulthood, not masculinity>Points out that Nic Cage is the embodiment of masculinity>Drags June to her room>Makes her watch Con Air>June begins detransitioning>John and Vriska get married>Spider8reath wins
>>150479029>She won
>>150478089As a non homestuck reader who wants to watch it these threads and existing fans are already turning me off from it
good morning everyone!!! i hope everyone is having a great day :)
>>150479039You wouldn't like it anyway
>>150479039>muh fanbase ruined le mediayou're a fucking moron. Plenty of good shit has retarded fans and vice versa, stop letting random internet losers dictate what art you experience.
>>150479292I'm a hazbin and deltarune fan, you guys are just on another level
>>150479309Deltarune fans are easily the worst fans at this current time on the internet
>>150479309>HAZBIN AND DELTARUNEyou are either 16 or a 40 year old autistic neckbeard
>>150479325A deltarune fan complaining about how bad homestucks are is like one of those insanely autistic My Hero tik tok cosplayers sayings Naruto fans are the worst
>>150479075Dave is for troll bulges
Post your favorite moments in /hsg/ history
>>150479352you don't need to 8e mean to him. (Comparatively) normal people can like Deltarune and Haz8in
>>150479492No, they can't.
>>150479492no we can't
>>150479352This is the exact demographic of homestuck fans though
>>150479029>June starts parroting the "Dad bad, masculinity bad, bluh bluh"Which is weird, because wasn't he an incredibly good father? I remember him being a cool as hell guy.
>>150479325how???????? they don't even do anything
>>150479503>>1504794988oth of you are wromg and retarded 8tw
how do you people just get the hot pulse mainline lore about Hussie? pisses me off that he's not quite Googleable enough to stalk wellalso does he really have a 24 year old gf
>>150479492its not being mean if its true!!
I'm starting to think people who wear monochrome face paint are insane. I don't envy him. Just look at her eyes. This bitch is fucking crazy and/or soulless. These are the eyes that you see before you fucking die
>>150479523I'm always objectively right, and I'm currently on my way to your location as we speak. Get ready, because things are going to start to get a whole lot worse for you than they are right now.
>>1504795681. you're a tranny2. yes it is3. you're wrong
>>150479585>always objectively rightYeah, except when you're against me. It's like an immovable object and an unstoppable force, 8ut when they collide, the unstoppable force (me) wins. When I see you, I'm gonna rape you until you agree with my correct opinion.
Caliborn is SupremeBest character
>>150479029>Vriska hypnotizes June>Makes her say "I'm not a tranny">it works>John marries Roxy and h8 marries Terezi>Fucks both of them whilst Vriska sits in the corner in the Kanaya chair
>>1504796268ut does he stick out the gyatt for the rizzler?
>>150479631>the Kanaya chairShe's just sitting in Kanaya's lap, you can say it that way. Spiderbitch probably has cock literally rearranging her guts by that point, too.
>>150479599geez!! sorry, my bad!
>>150479641getting fucked by your old auspictice is kinda pathetic t8h
>>150479661Vriska deserves to have the Cockanya permanently imprinted onto her insides.
>>150479658It's not pro8lem,, Not everyone can 8e right all the time like me,,
>>150479676was it really necessary to call me a tranny though
>>150479682Yes, because you are quite literally a tranny. We've already determine that for you, and there's no backing out of it. Now get back to the tranny mines, tranny.
>>150479682Sorry. I needed the extra advantage of an ad hominem to hammer my point in,, If it's of any consolation, I'd have sex with you, tranny or not,,
>>150479689i dont wanna go to the tranny mines!!! you cant make me!!!
>>150479701Too bad. Get your ass back to work.
>>150479701we need our minerals, tranny,, Get 8ack to mining NOW,,
>>150479708>>150479714but.. what about the house.. i cant trust you all to make a good base!!! last time we had 60 chests unlabeled with items everywhere!!
>>150479723It's an assertion of dominance over you, and a warranted one at that. I will continue to leave dozens of unlabeled chest in your base, and you will damn well like it. Any labels that I DO have the kindness of providing you, will be on the wrong chests entirely. Now MINE.
The tranny is resisting,, Send it to the Creeper Cave
Just started playing Hiveswap,, Joey Claire is looking kinda fucka8le right now
>>150479737>>150479742i fucking hate it here!! i just wanna decorate the house and you guys are making me fight. fuck my stupid tranny femcel life...
>>150479778should've thought of that 8efore you 8ecame a tranny,,
>>150479793you know when i was running down my decision list of tranny or not to tranny being forcemasced to kill creepers and mine diamonds in the cave was not on the list!!
them's the 8r8ks,, Now either you go and fight Creepers, AND mine our minerals, or we rape and kill you,,
what if vriska bullied tavros all day by calling him a tranny
>>150479879He'd probably 8ecome mentally ill and actually troon out,, Then I'd rape her, since that's what female low8loods are made for
Imagine you have friends (lol) and go to a friend's house,, He has a pet fish,, Now, if the fish is named Feferi or Eridan, he's 8ased, but if it's named some variation of the Condesce (Condy, Her Imperious Condescestion, etc), Cronus, or Meenah, he's a nigger, and you'll have to rape him 8efore he rapes you,,
>>150479879the comic would be better
>>150479945What if the fish is just named fish?
>>150479965Then he's gay and retarded for not naming his fish after a Homestuck character,, You excommunicate him from your life and never talk to him again,,
>>150479821i guess if those are my choices..
>>150479978if you had time to draw, you had time to mine,, +20 more hours in the Creeper Caverns for you,,
>>150479978If you don't meet a quota of at least a stack of diamonds every hour, you're not going to experience either the mines OR the Creeper Caverns. I'll be introducing you to the tentacle rape-pit instead, and I will force you to write an essay on your time there after your punishment has concluded.It will be a minimum of 1500 words.
>>150479990>>150480000the quads confirm it.... i will get to mining...
>>150480060if you want your holes intact, you better,,
>>150480060Remember, a stack an hour.
Kinda surprised the rerelease isn't censored
>>150480128does it say retard and faggot or whatever?
What class what your favorite Homestuck character play in BG3?
>>1504802238G3?? What's that
>>150480090>>150480067alright fine!!!
>>150480254I love you, Jadenona. You're nice and cute.
He’s so fun to draw
>>150480253BalorianGrub3?The most popular rpg ever??With more options to backstab and murder your friends than any other ever combined???
>>150480288i have been such a silly little slut!
>>150480333>t.
>>150479039sowwy being homestuck for a few years a few years ago gave us all brain damage
do we have a new whiteboard yet guys
>>150480333The darkest rape-pit of tentacles have opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep The Rapist waiting, Jade.
>>150480389no not yet. we need to keep waiting
stop roleplaying please…
>>150479039good wwe don't wwant bitches wwho are into it wwe wwe you to struggle
She's kind of cute...
>>150480407you suggest something 8etter to do than, smart guy,,
>>150480407i wish i was roleplaying, if i was it wouldnt be as sad!!
>>150480416made for hardcore rape and culling,,
>>150480416made for gentle fucking and breeding,,
the anon above me is stupid and wrong an pro8a8ly a low8lood
tHe AnOn AbOvE mE iS a MoThErFuCkInG bItCh AnD sHoUlD gEt ThE cEmEnT gIrL tReAtMeNtHoNkhOnK
the anon a8ove me is larping as a high8lood and should 8e culled immediately for it
>>150480223I believe Doc Scratch would play Assassin/Gloomstalker.
atHe AnOnS bElOw Me ArE lArPiNg As A lOwBlOoD aNd ArE eAsY tO mAkE dIsSaPeArtHe OnE aBoVe JuSt WaNt YoU tO hUrT hEr BeCaUsE sHe GeTs OfF oN iThOnK hOnK hOnK
anon a8ove is schizophrenic and can't 8e trusted to make sound decisions
the anon (you) is a faggot (homosexual)
Troll 4chan would be a truly degenerate place because shitposting is flirting to them
there are at least like three anons here who know how to actually fucking draw,, Why???????? Are you all autistic? I can't let myself 8e mogged like this,,,,,,,,
hOnKaNoN bElOw Me Is BeGgInG tO bE dEsTrOyEd By ThE bUlGe Of A sUpErIoR bEiNg AnD iS tO bE uSeDhOnK
can we make a new whiteboard please i want to draw or do i have to wait
>>150480567did you not see all the sexually charged shitposting that happened just now? i guess things can be worse
>>150480587why dont you do it? no time to moderate?
>>150480568Prac+ice. Make shi++y drawings. Ge+ mocked for i+. Learn wha+ you did wrong. Repea+ un+il you're sa+isfied by yourself.
>>150480568>Are you all autisticyes
>>150480589hOnKyOu SiLlY bItCh I'lL fOlD yOu ArOuNd A cLoThEsLiNe AnD lEaVe YoU tO dRiP dRyhOnK
>>150480601idk i thought you all were using the old one i wanted to make sure i wasn't rushing it. here's another one:https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95284759-8508-0203
i currently have permanent eyebags under my eyes because of sleep stuff im basically a troll im literally karkat irl
>>150480642go to sleep you fucking faggot
>>150480612<3<
>>150480647i have to get up at 5:30 half the week and work until midnight 2 days a weekthis is just like how vriska gave jade narcolepsy by putting her to sleep
>>150480700shhhh stop post lil nigga,, go to sleep,,
>>150480642I've slept 4-6 hrs a day for almost 15 years shit ain't nothing to me man>>150480700Bro I'd slap you with that sandman special left if I could you deserve it
>>150480602>make shitty drawingsokay so here's my first attempt to draw johnny eg8ert,, Any critiques?
>>150480653mOtHeRfUcKiNg BiTcHaSs MoThErFuCkEr YoU'lL tHiNk I tHrEw YoU iN tHe MoThErFuCkInG sPiN cYcLe WiTh A cInDeRbLoCk HoNk AnD lEfT tHe MoThErFuCkInG tHeRmOsTaT aT mAx HoNk
>>150480634>image upload disabledwtf, I wanna add the motivational quote
>>150480818draw it
>>150480829don't do this to me
>>150480834unleash your inner Cali8orn,, Draw it
>>150480818Such wise art advice
>>150480818oh, sorry, anon. I fixed it.
>>150480407what was her dreamself doing all that put here anyway
>>150480980what?
GET IN HERE AND DRAW ANONS !!!!!!! please.
>>150481027*doing out there anywayinstead of being on derse
>>150481048I can't, I get jealous when I'm in the same place as good artists
whats the difference between a seer of blood and a seer of heart
>>150481069i'll draw something kissing your drawings if you do
>>150481074I think 8lood is more relationships (friendships, romance, etc.) Heart is more emotion and specifically romance (shipping... something else maybe? Being a piece of shit (like Dirk))
>>150481069don't get jealous, get inspired!
>>150481080That's like the opposite of what I want, you're just gonna show me up
>>150481091well then i won't i just want some company
>>150481069well I'm here and I'm shit at drawing, so at least you'll 8e 8etter than that
>>150481080more drawings should interact!
>>150480634>Sign in to continueI think not.
kek
>>150481126use a throwaway email 8ro
>>150481126wtf. I fixed it, does it still ask you to sign in?
>>150481074seer of blood is a hematologist and seer of heart is a lipidologist
>>150481074One sees the connections, the other sees the SSSSOOOOOOOOOOUL of things.
you guys liking the totem pole so far
>>150481353ye, it's peak
>>150481135beautiful
>>150481356thx 8ro i'm trying pretty hard to make them not look shit
>>150481365DRAW ME NEXT. YOu INCOMPETENT BORE.
>>150481391okay, but only after I draw roxy
>>150481404GOOD.
oh yeah, did anyone save the last whiteboard?
>>150481653Got you.
>>150481670And a closer up, this time just one managed to capture it.
Why is Lord English sexually harassing all the girls on the whiteboard
ss of the last whiteboard cuz nobody else did it.
>>150481843I wish he'd sexually harass MY girls on the whiteboard
>>150481846shit i forgot to censor the straigt up porn, my bad guys.also >>150481670>>150481687beat me to it, nevermind.
>>150481872He can't handle them
>>150481872I could sexually harass you irl
>>150479509Yes he was, and none of the transgender John stuff really tries to paint him as some kind of villain either which is why I'm surprised people assume so.
>>150482323thank you anon, I could really use the confidence 8oost,,
I want to do a fully rendered request for someone, I'll do it as a simple raffle, so i guess just reply with your request idea and ill do a 'Wheel Decide" with your reply id.I got no limits lmao. Cant really post picrels cuz all my examples are just straight up porn
>>150482565draw Caliborn bullying Jane for being fat
>>150482565Lord english in this pose with every girls in your fanventure around him
>>150482565Mallum and Ellith having rough passionate sex
>>150482565ahemRequesting crying Condensce with Mituna in tight hug because she missed him psiionic
>>150482565Colsla getting pic and enjoying it
>>150482565Terezi guzzling John's cum because it's the best tasting thing she's ever got all up in her
>>150482565draw Jadeanon being a silly little slut
>>150482565candy john beating the absolute shit out of ult dirk while candy rose holds ult rose back
this one's pretty funny
>>150482565Vriska reminiscing about her past crushes/relationships while gooning ( equius, kanaya, eridan, john, etc) also is there an page/archive with all your art?
I want a troll grub and raise it.
I want a troll grub and rape it
>>150482799>I want a troll grub and rMy god, that was almost harrowing
>>150482788>double 8sSHE HAS ALL THE LUCK
>>150482799As a cumsock?
>>150482788sadly not yet, im slowly using Newgrounds more as my archive, but theres nothing much on there rn https://moonrunes3.newgrounds.com/
>>150482812crossing my fingers she doesn't, 8ecause I fucking hate Vriska
The new Caliborn. MECHABORN
new white8oard mascot just dropped>>150482955it'd be sick as hell if you drew that on the white8oard, 8ro
>>150478598>>150478575Okay but imagine two timelines meeting and having a foursome. I feel like that would happen.
>>150482823you could always use Pixiv or Mega but thanks anways
>>1504830612 vriskas's gooning to John selfcest
>>150482565>>150483108
>>150482565absburbly lanky gamzee with liltle calliope in his hair
>>150483218Super cute. I'm so jealous of your artstyle
>>150483368thanks friend
>>150482783he will protect his moirail who bounces on his shota cock only
>>150482769She can't help it
>>150483715>'rails with pailsLucky lad
Constant puppymaking sex with Jade Harley's womb
REALLY! FUCKED UP ENTRY has been getting updates. It’s pretty derivative and the characters are flat but almost every page is animated. So it’s a neat spectacle. https://mspfa.com/?s=57461&p=1
>>150483877Constant puppymaking sex between Jade Harley (with her green, radioactive dog penis), and Rose Lalonde
>>150483877
>>150483899get out poser
>>150483930I'm not a poser 8ro. Jade Harley from Homestuck has a radioactive green dog penis. See picrel that I drew on last whiteboard
>>150483913>>150483728>>150483877>>150483930Cope.>>150483992>>150483899Truth.
>>1504840188ased and truthpilled
>>150483913
>>150483913She wrecked her own cooter with portals and her massive glowing green dog cock.
>>150484075must've been hard given birth to all those puppies with her massive green dog gock in the way, dripping and leaking precum as it twitches and throbs
>>150484133andrew hussie you did this. jade harley has a dog penis and it’s horrible.
>>150484160That comic is essentially, "I just found out Santa isn't real and I'm mad".
>>150484160Jade Harley has a dog penis, and it's great! Now if Davesprite had a bird cloaca, then it would 8e horri8le
>>150484075oh right i need to go see if BD's willing to take a commission for that bitch giving birth
The only two people who should be hypnotized are Rose and Dirk. Just to keep them from screwing up everything even more
Man how do you improve your art. I've been stuck with the same shitty stiff poses for years now. Everyone is like "oh you just gotta keep drawing and then you'll get better" but thats clearly not true -_-
>>150484290No, just Dirk. Rose is only dangerous when she's being pseudo-incestuously flirted with my Dirk
>>150484322Have you considered that Rose should experience it temporarily as reparations for how she treated Kanaya
>>150484315I'm not really an artist, so take this with a grain of salt, 8ut I think maybe just trying to copy someone else's style might help you make a better one of your own. That, or read up on some anatomy to make your art look more natural.
>>150484290Prince's need dommes
>>150484315do life drawing. seriously. start by drawing basic shapes in different positions, rotate, twist and elongate them. Go on from here:https://youtu.be/tYanSuLS2i4?list=LL
>>150484365No, 8ecause if so, then Jade should as well.
>>150482565Gonna spin the wheel in a few minutes, feel free to let me know any last minute requests
>>150479583you just know it grips like crazy
>>150484315There's something to be said about drawing constantly, but at a certain point you need to be more deliberate with your practice. If stiff poses is your problem, then you should be doing gesture drawings.https://line-of-action.com/practice-tools/app#/figure-drawingTry doing a few references of the lowest time frame and focus on capturing the flow and composition of the pose, not discrete anatomical shapes.
>>150484075>the gaian queen and the inevitable dog race she's birthed that's going to replace all of the human race
>>150482565The condesce holding a very drunk karkat
>>150484409never stick your dick in crazy, cus then you'll be in a 8itch, and it'll grip so hard you won't be a8le to pull out
>>150484393I mean. She’s already a dog
>>150484434So you're saying she should be forced to 8reed other dogs so we get dog/human furry anthro hy8rids? 8ased
>>150479583You're supposed to die when you impregnate the girl what you talking' 'bout.
>>150484412
lack of updates is making you guys weird again
>>150484490no upd8s make anon a dull boyno upd8s make anon a dull boyno upd8s make anon a dull boy
>>150484513less "dull" and more "obsessed by Jade penis"
>150482723GG anon. I will get this to you soon
whoops >>150482723
>>150484562You understand how retarded you sound, right
>>150484601>>150484586lmao nice
>>150484376I'll try my best (which isn't much)
>>150484586>>150484601Most excellent
>>150484608It's a futafag, "retarded" is part of the job description.
>>150484490Were there days we weren't weird?And here I was trying so hard...
What are they doing here? Is getting her horns grabbed making her horny?
>>150484707hey, that's rude!! just 8ecause he's a fan of Jade's succulent dog penis, and wants her to pump load after load of creamy jizz down his throat as her radioactive green member twitches rapidly in tandem to her heartbeat, the sheer pleasure making her knees nearly 8uckle, forcing a sudden 8ark-moan-gasp out of her, doesn't mean he's retarded!! quite the opposite actually
>>150484707the flophat and the ushanka are the cutest ones here
>>150484757he's riding her, and that makes her horny.
>>150484707>>150484790purrsonally I prefurr the hoodie and 8eanie
>>150484707hoodie b p retty gud
>>150484815why is Rose so short? Why is Dave so fucking bulky???????? This depiction of them unnerves me. John and Rose are the same height, with Jade being slightly taller than Dave, who's slightly taller than John. Anything else is an affront to nature and reality itself
>>150484852Rose is short so that John can pin her down and mating press her. Dave is so bulky so that Jade has fun when he fights back against her amazonian leglock.
>>150484852Lalonde's are shortUsually crotch sized but I understand this is a combat model, stillTheir Hyperborean blood shines through
>>150484904>>150484893I refuse to believe that Rose and Roxy aren't the same height, and I refuse to believe Roxy is Shorter than John, therefore Rose and Roxy need to be equal to, or greater than John's height
>>150484852somehow john is still the sexier one
>>150484983I must ask why you believe his about Roxy?
>>150485007that nerdy twink is always so sexy
>>1504850208ecause in their relationship, Roxy and John were equals, therefore it'd make sense for them to be the same height, though I don't think she should be taller than him, I think her being shorter is even worse. Also, Mom Lalonde was tall as fuck, and Roxy is basically her, so...
>>150484983Roxy has short queen energy.
>>150485096I can see where you're coming from, 8ut I disagree. Also why the fuck did you post that depressing ass Jade comic???????? It's completely unrelated
>>150485052Well we've located an incongruity between the species. You see my dear, human female a\are traditionally smaller tan the males. This is not only to aid in the females' ability to hide, remain unnoticed in social settings and to remain out of the way when her husband is conducting business, remember in human business you don't pitch to the bitch.
>>150485131Don't roleplay at me you fucking freak.
>>150485155What? say that again, I don't what the fuck you said
>>150485178Bitches ae better seen than heard and you should learn this.
>>150485170I'm going fucking insane who the fuck are you????????
>>150485155>>150485209oh. Okay I reread it and now I know what you're were attempting to type. Anyways, it's not that the Lalondes are especially tall, no, it's that John is really fucking short. He's a manlet
>>150485231is this from pesterquest? that face looks very off-center in a way that I find unpleasant to look at
>>150485265Yeah, I like Haven's art in HSBC but his Pesterquest sprites all look off
>>150485299yeah, her face looks like it's a sticker placed on a 8lank canvas. Impressive that he'd 8e able to do that, but also 8ad since it's likely unintentional
>>150485241*manlet*He's AVERAGEEVERYTHING ABOUT HIMIS AVERAGEHis height, his shoe size his cock size are all incredibly bland average.Not a thing to stand out, not a thing worth compare.
>>150485241all his height went to his cock
>>150485372>averagehe's a geek, anon. He wears glasses, has 8uckteeth, and watches 8ad movies. HE'S A FUCKING LOSER. Even if he's the self-insert character, he still's a fucking geek (aka, not average). Also like >>150485411 said here. All his height went into his massive 8itch 8reaker
>>150485431Greeks loved a tiny penis look at their statues
>>150485431Enough with the typing quirk.
>>150485452why? I've been doing it for like 3 days so far, there's no reason to stop now. May8e YOU should use a typing quirk so that it causes a chain reaction of cringe that results in everyone in /hsap/ using a typing quirk
>>150485452Nah it's hot fighting spiderbitches
>>150484757riding her like a horse and he's heavy because he's a fatass. also makes her horny. (pun intended)
I'm considering training an LLM on all of Jade's dialogue and letting it run loose here, whilst pretending to 8e a human 8eing and also a tranny. I think that'd 8e entertaining to watch
>>150482823why not use the cspaintadventures website
>>150482823hey, moonrunes, i just got a questiondoes the guy who reinity's ancestor served still alive? its prolly a highblood and they can live for centuries, so, maybe?
>>150480754sovl
>>150485921thank you king, good to see people who appreciate my fine art
>>150479508It's been so many years. Are the HS demographic even still like that.
>>150485802I want CSPA to be viewable for everyone>>150485898Hes ded, it will be elaborated more on later in the story
>>150484586hahaha oh man
>>150485960aw man. i thought it would be incredibly funny that this guy is infinitely grateful that he gives free cash to reinityf
>>150485231>>150485265really not a fan of how crusty they make roxy look
>>150486029yeah her fucking hair looks like a cloud, and also her nose is SOOO fucking wide for some reason
>>150486029roxy clashes with the pq artstyle so hard it's not even funnywho the fuck okayed this
>>150486029roxy and gamzee feel very out of place with how different their style is from the rest of the clean sprites, but at least gamzee is passable, roxy barely looks like her sprite from the comic
>>150485956Otherkin still blow my mind all these years laterI 100% thought it was a roleplay thing and had a good time chatting with themUntil one day I discovered no, it is completely unironic mental illness and I had been rubbing shoulders with people who had completely come unglued from reality and I had somehow avoided setting them off by some miracle
>>150481027It was probably hidden away because her waking body was a ghost, so to the prospitians it may have seemed like her dream self was dead too
>>150484983Roxy is 100% taller than Rose, no question
>>150486526okay, that I can see, but Rose is the same height as John
>>150486078holy shit does gamzee look out of place
>>150486029>>150486068I think they tried to make her look ethnic which again makes no sense.the lalondes are the most WASP-coded characters to exist in media since the 1980s
>>150486727I think him looking out of place kinda fits him, but not Roxy
>>150486826>WASPyou mean those little yellow fuckers that sting you for no reason?
>>150479471Out of the mouths of babes
>>150486845It stands for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Basically, really fucking white and upper class.
>>150486900Ohhhhhhhh........ Well yeah, obviously they're white. The only one I can see having a different skin color is Jade, and she'd just be tan, not a different race
>>150486830they made his face way too small and squished together
love a vampire
>really enjoyable fic>29 whole fucking chaptersfinally some good fucking food
>>150487190Jade lips Belong on human tips
>>150487243so real
All the music on the HS bandcamp is free now, for whatever reason.https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/music
>>150487518whoa really? holy shit awesome
>>150487518Cause he wants to fuck over Bowman probably
>>150487546>>150487518my immediate thought was whos getting screwed by hussie now"
>>150487518I will listen to my preferred tunes while exposing woke to industry artists (usually Caliborn)
>>150487546>makes something free>hmmm what evil petty reason would husso do thatI wonder if hussie wants to take up toby fox’s model of letting anyone use the music in their videos. That’s the big reason why every other video essay has undertale music.
>>150487853>>hmmm what evil petty reason would husso do thatThe problem is that he's done it before. It's hard to view anything he does through anything but a cynical lens. Even all this recent shit just seems like a total PR move, particularly after how much he bitched about the fandom.
>>150487546How does she fit her giant green doggydong in those panties?
I love animating, writing, and drawing Caliborn’s adventures about depriving people of video games because they don't deserve them
>>150487887>>150487518I guess it might depend on what the current arrangement the music team of days past has with the bandcamp. Do they still get a cut of albums bought? Might be kind of a dick move to make it all free without consulting what must be dozens of individual artists. But they might have been consulted? I feel like if at least one person was fucked over in this exchange we'll be hearing about it soon.
>>150488767Does he also deprive us of porn games ?What about hypothetical porn games where we humiliate and corrupt his sister?
>>150482723https://files.catbox.moe/sql5wi.pngWork in Progress, will work more on this tomorrow. I must go to bed for my wagie job
>>150489055>john's hot stinky nut dripping from her nosemy goodness
>>150488843If he had anything like that he wouldn't share it online. And he would find it super nasty to see her holding hands with a girl
>>150489055curse the wheel. curse it! I guess the angle is pretty cool. I like odd angles
The thing that sucks about skaianet systems isn’t that it’s edgy it’s that the idea sounds edgy funny but then it’s 8oring and makes no sense. So it should be sent into the dust8in as it has no value to anyone.
>>150489160hey hey hey nigger who said YOU could use an "8" 8ased typing quirk here. I'M the one who does that!!!!!!!! Get your own
>>150488718space witchery
>>150488821I'm not 100% sure if this is the real Tensei in the official discord, but his post history does seem legit, and he wasn't notified about this.
>>150489206the panties have a portal directly to Rose's womb
>>150489055giwtwm
>>150489264>he wants the Eg8ert dickyou're a fag, 8ut I'll let it slide this once
>>150489209>inb4 another century-long gio article about Homestucksoundtrackgate
>>150489307I say thee nayPreemo blind girl blowie happening right there, wish I was getting it
hello everyone good evening!! i spent all day cleaning!! :) i hope everyone is having a good night! :D
>>1504893178ased t8h. She'd probably bite your dick off though
>>150489339She would not survive the attemptI would drown her first
>>150489335>nightlol no it's a 8right fucking morning where I live (I live in Australia)Anyways, good night to you as well, Jadeanon
>>150489356with cum, right?
>>150489203Falseflags will con+inue un+il quirkiggery are banished +o +he dream bubble ghe++o
>>150489388damn. We're fucking done for. I'll have to go 8ack to........ megidochan *shivers in pure disgust and hatred and trauma* ew. Anyways if this niggatry ceases to subside I'll resort to namefagging like a little faggotnigger. It'll be something stupid like "8non" or "8nonymous"
>>150489422psychological warfare: working
>>150489380WithEverything
>>150478240Is Viv even capable of entering a trance
>>150489778???????? Why wouldn't she? Are you imply she's higher than a 8lue 8lood and therefore is immune to Vriska's mind powers?
>>150489055I want to see the image i don't know why ISP suddenly decided catbox was not worth loading. Could someone please paste it to the whiteboard, please.
>>150489901sure thing. look under the totem pole
>>150489930thanks man. Great art.
>>150489815I am suggesting that she is a human and we tend to vary on who can be influenced
does drawing ever remind you of how utterly lonely you are anons
>>150490291well I can hardly draw, so no. But in general being lonely reminds me of how utterly lonely I am
>>150490291not really drawing but after the manic high of being in the zone hits it's kind of all downward from there
>>150490369Literally me
>>150490291it's all it ever makes me feel
>>150490493caliborn deploying the thvkes
>>150490647nvkes of dovble trvth
>>150489209Haha of course it was. God I hate being always right.
>>150478089Still annoyed about when the MSPAF went full DAOOTS in 2016
>>150491141>DAOOTSThere's a phrase I haven't heard I a while.
>>150487518Based, anyone who complains about this is a hypernigger.
>>150488821Great, more bitching.All the music being free is how it should be btw, fuck these greedy faggots and their complaining.
Update on the OSTs on Bandcamp.They're now being taken down, a bunch are already completely gone. I think them all becoming free to download might have legit been an actual mistake made by whoever is managing it.
I was wondering if we were due more Hussie incompetence.
What happened to Hiveswap
>>150491324Yep. Someone fucked up.This is all that's left on the Bandcamp now, and they're still disappearing.Either they were trying to re-price them and accidentally made everything free, so now they gotta take it all down while they re-price and will put them back up.Or, they're planning to sell them somewhere else and they got made free by accident (or on purpose) just before being taken down.
>>150491385And now they're all gone, the HS OSTs are no longer available on Bandcamp.I wonder if they'll go up somewhere else or something. They're clearly doing something, but it's hard to say if it's in response to everything suddenly becoming free or if they accidentally made everything free while trying to do something else.
>>150491414Whatever it is, this doesn't seem to have been a malicious act based on how quickly everything was taken down.Seems more in line with it being some kind of mistake.Which will undoubtedly be blown up into some massive, retarded drama over the following few days because I know exactly what this fandom is like.
>>150491447yeah but the meltdown will be funny to watch
>>150491447If it was an internal dispute they got ndas so it could easily just happen quietly
>>150491414>>150491385Well, the important part is that I downloaded all of them before they got taken down so now they're all mine (legally too, this doesn't even count as piracy, the site made them free to purchase lmao).
>>150491324>>150491385>>150491414>just got home and missed my chanceJUST
>>150491535pirate it on soulseek or smth
Okay, it has been answered on the official Discord.They were trying to take everything down while they renegotiate with the musicians who made the music and someone fucked up.Apparently it will all go back up, but not free anymore, once they've finished the negotiation and price-setting stages.
>>150491749Also, Micheal Guy Bowman is a member of the official HS Discord, which is fucking weird to me because I was sure he had bad blood with Andrew Hussie.Also I now realize that these re-negotiations may be related to the animated series. This could be them contacting everyone who's made HS music to negotiate for their music to be used in the case that we get the greenlight.
>>150491797>Also, Micheal Guy Bowman is a member of the official HS Discord, which is fucking weird to me because I was sure he had bad blood with Andrew Hussie.That's why Toby is involved. If Toby is involved and has majority control, other creatives will feel safe to join the project. Andrew is not safe, and is a deep poison to any project he's involved with, since he's a drug-addicted narcissist. Someone like Toby is necessary to make this project have any legs or people wanting to bother.
>>150491812>Toby Fox is the Auspistice for Hussie and BowmanNew Ashen Trio just dropped.
>>150491797>sburban jungle might actually be in the pilotPLEASE
>>150491834For Bowman? For ALL of them. Literally anyone who was ever involved with Homestuck will need to be mollified and reassured that they're not walking into a trap set by that freak.
>>150491858>hussie is the bad cop>toby is the good cop
>>150491855Is Sburban Jungle even in Act 1?I thought it was only Sburban Countdown and Jungle doesn't show up until Act 3 or something?
>>150491898No. Hussie is the drugged up old loser who dresses like a clown, but still has a property that could be red-hot if torn out of his weird creep hands and handled by professionals. Most of Homestuck was built off the back of work Hussie stole anyways, so they deserve to make this good more than Hussie deserves to be credited or acknowledged in any way. Toby is not a 'good cop', he's a vetted professional who wants to make money and wants other artists to make money, so he'll treat this seriously instead of a weird ego-masturbation project that the clown boy turned it into.
>>150491900yes it's in act 3/4, I got ahead of myselfI associate sburban jungle as the homestuck theme, hopefully they will use sburban countdown
>>150491913no clearly toby’s entire career has been in service of making up for all the good will hussie burnt in a 4d chess plan to get everyone crawling back to him (this is since hussie made toby sell his soul to him instead of rent)
>>150492033lol hussie has no power over toby, toby is fantastically rich and connected and fulfilled, hussie has nothing to offer him other than begging for a chance to not become forgotten trash known for hitting on teen girls and abusing artists in a drugged up frenzythis is toby taking Homestuck away from hussie and telling him "it's no longer yours, but you will benefit because we are capable of doing with it what you never were capable of"
>>150492062uh nuh uh you think his first vriska gf didnt know hypnosis? stupid. he got a new one because the old one got rusty
>>150492073god, we were having a good talk, and then you revealed yourself as the exhaustively boring hypno faggot. worthless.
>>150492096dude i really started shitposting here >>150492033 im sorry
>>150490099That's cute.
>>150491797Bowman has said before he's mad at Hussie being a shitbird but he also, being a musician, probably wants his royalty money.
>>150491812No, you're a deep poison to any project you're interested in, because you're a talentless vulture who doesn't know his place.
>>150492198It's clear they all fucking hate Hussie, but they see Toby and go "oh my God I could make so much money if my old material is used" and they're right
>>150492211It's insane how many burned bridges Hussmeister has.
>>150492223who knew you could make the 8eta kids more fucka8le just 8y saying what music they listen to
>>150492256it turns out when you spend 7 years as a creepy old guy constantly abusing teenagers on the internet and sabotaging careers, you end up a pariah who dresses like a clown at the age of 50
>>150492223Part of me believes John listens to rap just as much as Dave
man. it really is crazy how there's just a 50 year old guy wearing clown make-up, fucking his 24-year-old soulless succu8us clown girlfriend and he's also mentally ill (I guess that's sorta implied by the clownshit), and he made Homestuck. What a life.
>>150492305If he did it’d probably be something like Aesop Rock or MC Chris
>>150492223>Jade is a SOAD girlthis is why she is my favorite beta kid
>>150492352The fat pussy helps too.
>>150492365*cock
>>150492365No, Rose is the one with the extremely puffy pussy despite being a twiggy washboard
>>150492365Good old puffy puppy pussy.
>Hussie and Toby are the textbook example why crazy clowns need a wrangler (Moirail) to not go apeshit.
Imagine this: you awaken one day. 8ored, you decide to check up on /hsap/ to see what your favorite Homestuck: the Animated Pilot general is doing. You skip past a 8unch of stuff, seeing a few sparse images of your favorite character scroll past, something a8out 41%. Weird. You thought you saw a tranny wojak 8ut it must've 8een your imagination. Anyways, you reach the 8ottom of the thread, and... they're all talking a8out trannies. New 8eyond Canon update? Cool.You check it out. One page. Your favorite character, in front of the transgender pride flag. There's no other pages, as in the rest has 8een deleted. This is Hussie's doing. You've got to[S] Make him pay.
>>150492443I think he wants to forget about Beyond Canon. Most people already have.
>>150478089I wonder if newgens will call it retroslop
you guys know To8y "Radi8on" Fox made a character in his game 8ased on Hussie, and you can also mindrape said character? Does this mean anything? This might mean something
>>150492223MF doom for dave just fits so well
>>150492462Can you imagine Homestuck if AI had been a thing? Jesus Christ.
>>150490291For me its less how lonely I am and more how I'm just incapable of improving both in art and other aspects of life, which includes more social things. So kinda?
>>1504924778etter image
>>150492478fuck Dave, if he was true cool he'd listen to KOMPRESSOR
last one before bed. Indecisive about text. >>150492484Sorry about that, Anon.
>>150492500If he was true cool he wouldn't leave his wife.
>>150492519he literally me fr. my heart…
>>150492528Anon... I know this is still really, really difficult to hear, but Dave died at the end of Act 5. Dave didn't leave his wife because there was no Dave, just a corpse being forced to move and speak by God. Dave was gone MORE than a decade ago. It's okay to mourn.
>>150492528true. That's why he didn't. Dave died in the intermission somewhere in act 5. The only reason we see a Dave-like entity now, is that his corpse was alchemized, alongside with some wizard-y shit, to "revive" him. Like Frankensteins monster, but instead of being a faggot or whatever, he's gay and a loser
>>150492483>Feed so much troll slop into the AI patterns that instead of it all looking plastic it all comes out grey.Would been pretty funny.
>>150492538You mean in Game Over, he straight up dies trying to get Jade back from Jack/PM.
>>150492555It's actually a current problem. You cannot prompt a Homestuck character without it desperately wanting to make the character a troll. Kind of funny that's the legacy, and not the kids.
>>150492555I bet you could make a decent mspfa background generator using older ai models. Ones that haven’t got the same ai feedback loops that helps modern models be so generic
>>150492565damn. someone should put this character into a fanventure so that after the resurgence of Homestuck happens, and it goes 8ack to 8eing mainstream, said fanventure gets a massive 8oost in popularity, and also porn
>>150492563Game Over Dave had a better conclusion to his arc than fake Dave ever did.
>>150492563by that logic the real dave is davesprite who is the one we follow from the start. also that doesn’t even work because that was retroactively a doomed dave. it wouldn’t make sense for a doomed timeline dave to suddenly join the alpha timeline just ‘cause
>>150492565I mean, of course the trolls are Homestuck's legacy, they're literally the most iconic thing about it
>>150492477it means I need to FUCK THAT DOE
>>150492519>Sorry about that, Anon.It's fine, I just gotta keep working on my myself and my art, even if its hard. Can't let myself be worse than Caliborn, y'know
>>150492607homestuck?
I'm gonna say it.Andrew Hussie did nothing wrong.Everyone shits on him because it's easy, but he's not even half as bad as people act like he is and is just really incompetent when it comes to managing collaborative projects.
>>150492618yes,
>>150492622obviously that still means he did things wrong. incompetence = bad decisions
>>150492622Well I don't know shit a8out the guy. All I know is he dresses like a clown, and he made Dave gay. So I think he's kind of a faggot and should 8e ruthlessly culled
>>150492639You do troll RP, you don't get to call anyone else a faggot.Faggot.
>>150492622If you get to the point that your fans at every action taken have to ask themself if you're up to something stupid then you by definition clearly did something wrong.
>>150492645Shhh stop yapping lil nigga. also, what I do (typing with a faggotquirk) isn't *really* rping as a troll. I merely do it out of appreciation of (one) of the 8est characters in all of Homestuck. also you're a fag
>>150492538>>150492552Hussie actually revived the real Dave in like the first few pages of the epilogues to go and kill Lord English, he dies doing it though, but then he also gets revived again to become Ultimate robot Dave (?) who's supposed to be the combination of every Dave ever but kinda isn't and acts more like the OG Dave would as he outright states that he isn't gay which means that every Dave that's straight is technically closer to what Dave is supposed to be compared to the gay ones and yeah I hope we got that sorted out.
>>150490291i choose to believe such feelings only manifest when you're good at drawingthus i will remain dogshit for the time being (4stuck anon btw)
>>150492347I feel like that is way overstating John's cultural knowledge, especially the Aesop Rock part. If John has any familiarity with rap it's probably just all Will Smith and Vanilla Ice.
>>150492791It'd be pretty 8ased if John went back to prevent Dave's death, 8ut recon powers kinda defeat the point of a consequential narrative so it pro8a8ly would 8e 8est if he just can't anymore
>>150492692Thats just being a fucking tripfag with extra steps, which is colossal faggotry.
>>150492863nuh uh, it's called 8eing unique, which actually is 8eing 8ased with extra steps, dear anonymous 4chan user number 150492863. Maybe if you weren't such a fag, you'd know a thing or two about it
>>150492830It'd be based if John went and came in Rose's cooch.
>>150492920oh yeah well o8viously that too.
8itches with 8ig 8ellies, the 8est.
>>150492983this disgusting falseflagging is........ well, disgusting. Horri8le. I had to pull out an image out of my Aranea folder just for that.
So unique and chunky, i could 8e here for a while just posting fat 8eautiful trolls.
>>150493022I see. So you're the same nigger who was posting that fat-ass Aranea on the whiteboard a few days 8ack (where the fuck do you even get these). Who knew I'd have my own personal schizo. Anyways, I'm gonna go jerk off to that so 8r8
>>150493022imagine pushing her down a flight of stairs
>>150493022>doesn't even bother to rename his files so it's less obvious he's just searching for them right nowOof
>>150493032Go be fair, im trying to make a point how stupid tripfaggotry.
>>150493027Google mostly, this takes like no effort and clearly works.
>>150493022>Hey Kankri remem8er the time the White King challenged us to a yap off?
>>150486029I always thought Pesterquest Roxy was cute...
>>150493388she is, all the same
>>150493388That cloud effect her hair has going is a little weird
>>150486029I hate most pesterquest sprites but I hate the Roxy sprite the mostI say this as the #1 Roxy gooner out there, this pisses me off They didn't even try to make her design look faithful at all. Or even any good.
>>150492622He's done crime in the past against girls etcHe would have been wise to stay Based Hussie instead of becoming his other Hussie forms.
>>150493983Larry....
>>150492988This Vriska looks tastyWould nibble that booty
>>150493022>Get some exercise, shitlard.
>>150492622He was targeted for his talent. For being weird, for being better. That’s the origin of all political strife in nerd culture; they think he’s a conservative, racist whatever because that’s the only way they can interpret it.
>>150494296He was targeted for seeing the manipulation that leads whites and blacks to fighting over a lie while our MASTERS run things with clever words and none of their bloodshed.
good morning everyone!! i hope everyone is having a great morning or night so far!! :)
>>150494552Give me the Emerald City Necktie
>>150494575i.. anon what the hell does this even mean
>>150494589I saying knot my throat, Jade.
>>150494598i.. okay
>>150493983i love gamer dent roxy
>>150494620I'm saying let me suck your future out your rootYou're nuts will be a quasar spitting out new elements for my guts to churn into cosmos
>>150494523You ever consider that maybe the reason an elite class exists, regardless of who currently occupies it, is that there actually are people who are elite and are incomparably talented and intelligent in the full scope of the species?
>>150490291drawing makes me feel less alone, truth be told
>>150492223I really wish they alchemized with their godhoods at some point on their journey to the Alpha session. Rose is the only one who probably did so with her dress, but new outfits could've looked really good with the GT color schemesSame with the Alpha kids
>>150495608Yes anon that's the definition of what an elite class is what's the point you're trying to make?
Stop trying to rape ellith. shes a sweet girl who deserves cuddles
>>150497048Someone should draw Ellith in a farmers outfit and straw hat milking an imp like a cow
>>150497048Non-consensual cuddlingForceful pettingAggressive smoochingBrutal nuzzlingVisceral cooingVicious murmuringThe most nasty ass mUtHeRfUcKiN' sensuality you ever did see up in this bitch is what we got going
>>150497407and dont forget Barbarous breeding
i liked psycholonials, and I actually do think Hussie wasnt fully coping when he said homestuck was just going to be his difining work and he would use it to create an even more ambitious story. problem is he burned out, he still has potential, but is too self destructive to commit.
>>150497048cuddles... and hardcore handholding and EXTREME rape
Why was he left out in KGTAC's ending?
More pages addedWe have done itWe are mayor of Can Town and proprietor of a successful suborbital launch company
Wait is it actually coming out on the 28th?
>>150498166yep. the day of reckoning approaches evermore. we're in the end times........
>>150498166No, the 27th.
>>150493388she's cute as a stand-alone design. but she's an adaptation of comic roxy, who is 100x cuter and so its frustrating
>>150498221he's so real for this. Also Vriska is WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY flatter than Nepeta. She's maybe the flattest troll........ EVER!!!!!!!! But yeah fuck Vriska
HOT MAMA
>>150498277artist? I like their style. also, *SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF*
>>150498277look at that subtle off white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it
>>150498305@SaucePacket6DS on twitter
>>150498221Nepeta is best
>>150498398>@SaucePacket6DS8ased. thanks anon
>>150498398>>150498277don't show this to caliborn
>>150484707Ironic you say that, considering the artist of the image you posted.
>>150498568Don't you want to hear his epic and carefully-crafted insult
where did the sept. 28th date come from?
>>150499277The recent QnA from the Vivziepop youtube channel
>>150499277It's not the 28th, it's the 27th. Saturday
>>150499297>>150499307weird for some reason I didn't hear them say that in the video
>>150499307this art is so cute holy shit
>>150499307this is some cute fucking art. I wish Hussie wasn't such a bad writer........
just finished act 1 of hiveswap. I'd 8e so fucking pissed off if I actually payed for this, holy shit. It was so nothing. I'd pay 5 dollars for it if it ALSO came with act 2, 8ut NOOOOOOOO they wanna sell it separately. Fucking ridiculous.
>>150499307>All the random upshirt shots on Dirk, Gamzee, John, SolluxI know what you are.
>>150499307feferi my 8eloved........ if her typing quirk was -------Easily replica8le, I'd 8e using it right now, unfortun8ly, it's not. All the potential, all the possi8le story elements, all down the drain........
>>150499307>All 4 Midnight Crew members are included>AR and WQ are left out because?????????
>>150499693I could understand WQ being left out because lets be honest, her being a Exile was really forgettable aside of getting killed by Jack.
>>150499725This means nothing when Union Jack is included for some reason.>gets possessed>tries to attack Jane and Jake>gets teleported>remains completely irrelevant until collide
>>150499778He had the entire Jailbreak bit before and is the cause of God Tier Ascension of 2 Players/Destruction of Alpha Prospit. Thats plenty for being the third Jack in the story.
>>150499806And he's still the weakest Jack to be included in the lineup.Also, Feferi and HB are included for the sake of completion despite being the most unpopular member of their respective groups, which make the absence of AR and WQ even more baffling.
man I guess this really is a Homestuck *end credits*
>>150500112>I guess we really are Homestuckthis is gonna be in the fucking pilot I'm telling you
>>150500112BRAVO HUSSIE
>>150500136It’s a great line. Fantastic. You just have to wait for the right opportunity
>>150499577REAL homestuck fans want to molest John's nerdy boyholes
>>150498085>suborbital launch companyTime for my daily schizo momentWHAT DID YOU DO HUSSIEWHAT DID YOU KNOW
>>150500778....Explain what the fuck i seem to have missed.
>>150498085a fellow /sfg/ poster?
>>150500818ywngts
are the pb creators /ss/ -bros?
one must imagine renity chained to a sybian
>>150500949The time has come to fill pails or get off the pot
