How would you fix Spider-Man?
give all marvel editors strokes
Move him to DC
They fixed him when they made a hip black Spider-Man with better powers, a better family life and a better life in general to replace the old shitter
>>1504798031.Strengthen his cast of supporting characters. Bring him back to the Daily Bugle in some capacity. All other groups have never managed to work out as good as the people from the Daily Bugle. When Peter moved on from the Daily Bugle, the narrative got crippled.2. On similar vein, proper focus on Peter Parker. Modern Spider-Man stories seems like they don’t know what to do with Peter Parker at all. Peter should have something else than just being Spider-Man, and I don’t mean the science stuff. That stuff is not interesting because on one hand the writers barely can write anything scientific properly and on the other hand science by itself never is intereting atleast for storytelling. 3. On the flip side, make Spider-Man not look like a complete jobber. Not losing to women villains unless they have some some superpower that gives them extra strength; consistent Spider-sense with Peter only getting hit because he cannot interpret the threat and its location properly. Basically, I want creative and riveting fight scenes which also means better villains.3. Little to no romance (unless it is pertinent to the 2nd point). This means no simping after Mary Jane like a puppy, no fooling around with Black Cat. It is hard to respect someone who just keeps chasing after women and relationships.
>>150479803Nothing needs fixing. Stop crying, fanboy.
>>150479803Peter and Felicia marriage and new ongoing of their adventures. At least 5 years of guaranteed profit.
>>150479813sounds like it could get sticky.
There is no fixing it, damage caused by the PS4 game and its secondaries is too extensive. BND Spider-Man is here to stay.
What if we kill off both Miles and Peter?
>>150479803INSHALLAH BROTHERS, WE WILL BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF THE INFIDEL OMD DOGS!For legal purposes this post is a comedic exaggeration of frustration with the direction the character has been heading for over a decade and not a serious call to commit violent crimes against Marvel editorial.
Peter, Felicia and MJ all get married and he restarts Parker Industries but doesn't go global MJ is his secretaryFelicia starts a heroes-for-hire style team with Ben, Janine, Miles and some C-Listers. Maybe other Spider peopleShe also has her own lingerie line she shares with MJFelicia and MJ do influencer style PR to hype their brands continuing her Jackpot persona for the brand before quietly handling the mantle over to someone else New status quo is Peter split between raising his kids, being a CEO and mentoring Kaine continues to be in comic book limbo with minor glimpses of his life on a beach relaxing with a running gag of him throwing his phone in the water whenever someone calls him to show up to something. Belle and/or Aracely hand him a new one at the start of the gag
Peter gives his powers to Paul and then is tortured for all eternity by Mephisto, and Paul becomes the truly Superior Spider-Man.
do an event called Death of the Spiderverse that kills all variants leaving Peter as the only Spider-man
>Ignore both Spencer ,Wells and Kelly made outside MJ and Peter being a couple againg.>Focus on Harry, Robbie , Flash and Gloria friendship again, Peter need non heroes friends(70s marvel knew that normie focus was a core of the character so they create Spectacular so they focus on Peter more than spiderman there)>Let Peter graduate from collegue>Let MJ to not being a bitch nor a heroine nor being Peter therapist>Let the non Venom/Goblin villains to shine, thats more a fan problem , the say they had the biggest rogue gallery but they don't want stories that aren't carnage or Norman because Peter is stronger(right now I felt Spiderman rogue gallery is even weaker than Captain america and thor because that shit)>Sent Miles to another universeI'm not even talking about marriage nor Children
>>150479803I never said I would fix Spider-Man.
Big Marvel Crossover Event called INFERNO 2: Electric Boogaloo, where Mephisto finally conquers all regions of hell and unleashes all the armies of hell on the Marvel Universe.Big battles, big losses, surprise betrayals, the usual. It turns out the only way to defeat Mephisto is for Peter to undo his victory over The Beyonder back in 1986, when his was made Mephisto's "champion." Through whatever time travel means you prefer (Reed? Kang? Doom?) Spider-Man is transported back to 1986, Beyonder kills Mephisto, and the heroes win some other way.The only catch?All of the Marvel Universe is now reverted back to the mid-80's. OP asked for Spider-Man fix but, surprise, we're fixing the whole damn Universe. Spidey is single, Felicia and MJ are love interests. Hobgoblin is still a mystery. Venom hasn't shown up yet but is inevitable (Carnage is not). Kraven is alive, Osborn isn't. In other news, Avengers are awesome, Captain America, Thor, FF4, X-Men are all doing great. Villains are still villains and the heroes are still heroes.
>>150479803Very simple, peter wake up in the bed with his beloved pregnant wife MJ, he had a weird dream about clones, green globin children, spider totems, vampires, alternate universe spidermens, doctor octopus taking over his body, him doing a deal with the devil, paul and everything that happened after 1993, was fanfiction that will never be mentioned again not even as a joke or jab.It was all a weird nightmare, start the new series with a 30 year old peter who is working on his own company, all the death before 1996 are permanent, including norman osborn, aunt may, gwen stacy and others, peter is now leader of the FF (future foundation) and he is the superman of the marvel hero comunity.Also as a bonus i would give him the second ben reily costume as his new costume (made out of the venom/carnage symbiote) and a celestial mecha he can summon called leopardon.
>>150479803Unironcally discard literally everything and start from square one with Peter Parker and only Peter Parker as Spider-Man. No it doesn't matter who he fucks or if he gets married that's not important in the slightest.
>>150481463That's what the Tobey Maguire movies are about. You know the only Spider-Man project everyone likes?
>>150479803Foursome
>>150481576I too wish Jackpot would update more frequently
>>150479803Fire Nick Lowe and Tom Brevoort.
>>150479803Why do Polish people and child rapists like the Gwenschizo hate Spider-Man so much, I just don't get it. Is there something wrong with Poland's culture?
>age him to his 30s>get him married to MJ and have them in a stable marriage>give him a stable middle class career>give him a strong supporting cast and social life with normal people>kill off or send to another dimension every other Spider hero outside of Kaine and Ben>lower the scope of his stories
>>150481537Iron Lad has massive appeal with normies.
>>150481432>No norman osbornI’ll pass, but thank you for offering your perspective.
>>150484533Norman works better as a ghost.
>>150486023Yes but Norman also works better as the Goblin baddie then anyone else.
>>150479803I’m usually the sort of guy who thinks going back to “undo” stories is a bad idea and just plowing through is the best option but OMD unfortunately needs addressed>reveal that Doctor Octopus has been drugging Peter since around the time of The Other to make him do and make weird decisions like revealing his identity to the world >this wasn’t something Ock had planned on but takes advantage>he and Mysterio team up to mind whammy Peter into thinking the only way he can save Aunt May is to make a deal with Mephisto>everything with Mephisto was just a Mysterio illusion that Peter couldn’t figure out due to the drugs>the drugs eventually build up in Peter to the point he broke and thought he actually was Octavius (Superior Spider-Man)>the drugs eventually burn out (the moment Otto “gives Peter back his body”)>things sort of start to go back to normal>Mysterio goes oh hell no not after all the work we did to fuck with Peter>creates the Paul Rabin persona and mind whammies MJ into leaving Peter for him>the spell Dr Strange used to make everyone forget Peter is Spider-Man starts to wear off >Peter and MJ remember the “deal” with Mephisto and go to Dr Strange for help>Strange is confused because why would Mephisto give a shit about two rando’s marriage?>strange summons mephisto who’s like yeah dude I don’t know what you’re talking about>something happens and Peter realizes everything that’s happened>he goes after Otto full force, Otto knows he’s in serious trouble so he hires all of Peter’s enemies as enforcers>Peter fights through all of them then gets to Otto, huge throw down fight>Otto and his enforcers are soundly defeated>the new status quo would be Peter and Mary Jane trying to put their life back together, Peter has a grown up full time job, all the bad guys are new bad guys, it’s more “slice of life” with super heroics thrown in
>>150486391Read a fic kinda like this where Peter had imposter syndrome and thought he was Ock When MJ left him at the end of Superior he tried to kill himself and had been forced into counseling/therapy by the court after Parker Industry was dissolved
>>150486391>>reveal that Doctor Octopus has been drugging Peter since around the time of The OtherThe amount of people being drugged/mind controlled as a plot device in modern Spider-man comics is retarded. Just have someone like Dr.Strange or Doom kill Mephisto and thus destroying the contract. Then start building back up what was torn down with OMD/BND. It doesn't need to be addressed or a giant convoluted storyline with retcons of retcons of retcons to fix it.
>>150486391OMD is literally never being reversed, try again.
>>150486340Hobgoblin is a better goblin than Norman ever was.
>>150487082Hobgoblin is Green Goblin without all the things that make Norman such a complex, interesting and compelling character. Kingsley's entire personality has never developed past evil, smug and "nothing personnel, kid", and the retcons that brought him back even wiped away what little development Hobgoblin did get in the 80s. The type of people who'd argue he's "better" tend to be arguing about something as pointless as a villain's win/loss stats and how he's better because he keeps getting away.
>>150479803Give him MASSIVE, SWANGIN' BREASTS
