Reminder that the Roadrunner is faster than the Flash and Speedy Gonzales is faster than the Roadrunner. So, a latino is the faster thing alive.
Does that also mean Speedy is the world's fastest premature ejaculator?
>>150479999That is a white problem.
But he’s the fastest mouse in all of Mexico not the fasting being in all the universe
Can he outrun the cartels?
>>150481768They work for him
>>150481768great, I just imagined him getting beheaded by a comically small chainsaw.
>>150482650I just imagined him cutting off his cock with hedge clippers
>>150481768In later era media he moves to the USA and says he can do 2500 miles from Mexico to New York carrying an object 3x his size in 30 minutesSo yes, he can and already has
>>150481768He doesn't have to. His cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez runs the cartels
>>150479941Yeah but people aren't crazy gay for him like Panchito.
>>150480267Hmm
>>150479941
>>150484541I saw this originally replying to the white comment and I thought that was funny kek
So?
>>150483149That is Mach 6.5His sombrero better be carbon fiber.
