Which was the WORST death battles episode?Kratos vs asura?Ben ten vs green lantern?Goku vs Superman?
>>150492611I remember being really confused by Ryu vs Scorpion. I went in wanting and expecting Scorpion to win, but after hearing their explanations it felt like Ryu got robbed.
>>150492611All are fondly remembered except for Kratos vs Asura because no one actually cares for it.
>>150492611Shadow vs Mewtwo
What character can rape Maka and make her cum?>Hal-Won't be able to make her cum
>>150492725MY HERO WILL.
no no no
YESYESYES
>s-still don't regret my vo- ACK!!
Thragg is apex
>>150492745Post Thragg destroying a planet
>>150492745his name rhymes with fag
>>150492752That would be barbaric
>>150492756OHNONONO INVINCIKEKS YOUR RESPONSE?
Could they do it justice?I fear they may ruin it with crossover scaling
The skies above a ruined city thundered as Invincible streaked across the air, his fists clenched, jaw tight. Below, Cell stood casually among the rubble, wings flexing, his tail twitching lazily.“So, you’re the strongest this world has to offer?” Cell smirked. “How disappointing.”Invincible narrowed his eyes. “You’ll find out how wrong you are.”With a roar, he charged, slamming into Cell with bone-rattling force. The impact sent shockwaves across the city, skyscrapers crumbling. Invincible hammered him with punches, driving Cell through buildings and into the streets below. For a moment, it looked like sheer speed and willpower could carry the Viltrumite.But Cell barely flinched. His hand shot out, grabbing Invincible by the throat. With a sadistic grin, he smashed him into the ground, the earth splitting apart. Before Invincible could recover, Cell unleashed a barrage of ki blasts, each one detonating like artillery, engulfing the battlefield in fire.Coughing blood, Invincible staggered to his feet, refusing to yield. He rocketed back into the fray, his strikes a blur, fueled by desperation. He tore into Cell with everything he had, slamming him through a mountain and pounding until his own knuckles split. Cell laughed, his body regenerating instantly, and retaliated with a crushing kick that sent Invincible tumbling through the atmosphere.Chasing him into orbit, Cell clasped his hands together, a sphere of violet energy swelling between them. “This ends now!” he declared, unleashing a massive blast. Invincible, broken and bleeding, pushed forward against the tide of energy, screaming as his body burned.But the wave consumed him. His silhouette vanished in the explosion that lit the heavens. When the light faded, only Cell remained, floating above Earth, smirking in satisfaction.
>Hurgh...Agh...AAARGH...My smart atoms did nothing?! B-But Kirkman-sama s-said...! W-WAIT! Mina-sama, Acid Man-sama! Please have mercy! I'm sorry for picking a fight with quirky high school students and cartoonish robots! I'll g-go back to Viltrum and never return, I swear!!>EHHHH? You say that me feeling bad about it afterwards does not excuse me murdering billions of innocents!! And that death is NOT enough of a punishment, so you are going to SEAL me in a vat of acid JUST potent enough to neutralize my healing factor while keeping me in a constant agonizing state of dissolving...?!>AAAIIIIEEEEEE! BARDOCK, HOMELANDER, ANYONE! HEEEEEEEELP!!! I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE PLASTIC BARREL!!!
>>150492771Conan wins via having the better song
>>150492788
>>150492788Kekkypow!
>>150492788This happened, I was there, it made me feel very uncomfortable.
>>150492788Canonpalooza!
>>150492788This happened, I was there, it made me feel very comfortable.
>>150492788KWAB!
>>150492756FUCK!
BRING ME THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT
>>150492788KEKYPOOKY
Mandy crossed her arms, unimpressed. “Big muscles. Cute,” she deadpanned. Across the street, **Jiren**, the Alpha of Alphas, the Indomitus Rex, flexed, aura shaking the clouds. “I fight with honor,” he boomed. Mandy yawned. “Honor’s boring. I’m not.”She pulled out a **giant rubber mallet**, swung once, and somehow **ricocheted it off a street sign** straight into Jiren’s chest. Shockwaves? Yes. Pain? Surprisingly minimal. Humiliation? Maximum. “EnCHAD the REN is… bland,” she muttered, tapping him lightly.Jiren’s aura flared. He lunged with all the grace of a wabi-sabi-inspired knight, strikes precise and honorable. Mandy sidestepped, casually throwing a **banana peel**. Jiren slipped, flailed, and landed in a hot dog cart.Finally, Mandy shrugged, walked over, and poked him in the nose. “Guess that’s game.” Jiren groaned, realizing chivalry and bushido hadn’t prepared him for **pure cartoon chaos**.**Winner: Mandy** — intellect, deadpan humor, and ruthless practicality crushed even the Indomitus Rex.
>>150492788KIRKMANBEATEN BYCOMPOSITE FICTION
>>150492675I remember this one. I think it was the one that made me stop watching DB episodes as they came out. The reason they give scorpions the win is because he can bring the fight to hell where he gets stronger but then they say "with no defined limit" but the line of text they use to say he gets stronger definitely doesn't say he gets infinitely stronger.Basically the death battle sets up that Ryu is faster, stronger and has something to deal with scorpions immortality but scorpion still wins because of hyperbole.I think its a clear display of favoritism, if you watched a lot of older screw attack videos you'd know they loved mortal combat, it appeared in almost all their top 10 lists
>>150492788This happened, I was there, it made me feel very hungry.
>>150492611Ben vs Hal had a shit explanation that is a complete whiplash after showing Hal get rolled in the animation and making him seem like a little bitch.I'm assuming Goku vs Superman 2 for this but they put a form with little to no feats and pisses of both sides while also being spiteful that everyone agrees is assKratos vs Asura literally just change the victor and fix up the animation and it's good.
>>150492743lol
>>150492788KIRKMAN! WE NEED YOU KIRKMAN! SAY THAT WE'RE IMMUNE TO ACID FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
>>150492743ICE was TEACHING Otto!
Sorry Otto, but bigotry never wins!
>>150492788Hulk would help mustache man but..uhhh...Hulk got other places to be...!
Does someone here know how to count
>>150492743>Otto gets SOLO'd by Mr. Mackey
>>150492788I kneel...
>>150492866Kratos...
why is this thread suddenly shittier?
Did Otto get deported? What I miss?
>>150492878The convo deviated from QUEENby and STACYaka
>>150492879He's been MIA in these threads right before Godzilla vs Hulk came out and hasn't tweeted in a week so people are joking he got deported since he's confirmed Hispanic or whatever
>>150492788KEKACHOOCHOO!
>>150492788I was there and can confirm this indeed happened, I was the bird resting peacefully nearby.
>>150492917Eren...
>My futa cockInside who?
>>150492743What?
>>150492611The worst episode from the indie era is by a landslide Krasura. The worst overall is Bieber vs Rebecca.
>>150492611>>150492938Kratosura is the worst episode of all time.
>>150492938Omnidock beats them for somehow getting the verdict reversed and wrong at the same time
>>150492946How is the sundisk calculation wrong?
>>150492952Because we don't know how big the sun disk was because it shows up in ONE panel that gives us nothing for a clear indication if it's big enough to cover the planet or large enough to obscure the whole sunDeath Battle went with the most generous assumption possible
>>150492917Beast Boy...
>>150492935Worst tripfag might have been deported
>>150492788S-Sorry, you're on your own!https://youtu.be/cfE7QDjODB4?t=36
>Buffy lifting a train was from her being temporarily amped>Blade wears kevlar, has adamantium, and is immune to traditional vampire weaknesses >Blade can outright turn into mist as wellThis is a stomp
>>150492990They'll do the Nightmare vs Guts thing and just say she wins because>She does this kind of thing all the time!
>>150493000She's never fought a dhampir
>>150492954that lettering sucks ass, bro. put it back in the oven.
I can’t imagine the fallout if DB didn’t give Kratos his “lore” and turned Asura into possibly the biggest seal clubber in the show’s history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjruixPe0f8Imagine if Blade and Buffy just fucked
Reminder that Spike was basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRQFli6zMh4
>>150493006And Guts never fought a Nightmare, doesn't matter.
>>150493044Difference is.....more people are rooting for Blade
>Maka gets her boyfriend to back her upThis is unfair
>>150493048Proof?
>>150493000>She does this kind of thing all the time!This was the same logic they used for Dante beating Madam Butterfly too, it's a precedent at this point.
>>150493065Most of Death Battle's audience doesn't know who Buffy is
>>150492752there's actually a moment in Invincible where some characters weaker than Thragg destroy a planet
>Blade can turn into mist and just explode people from the inside outHere's the very bloody kill Ben said
>>150492611Strider Vs Ryu and Ramona Vs Amy tend to be the biggest standouts in my mind. Starscream vs Rainbow Dash is also very bad.
>>150493078Again, PROOF?!
>>150493140>Strider Vs RyuDude that fight was awesomeBelieve it or not, Strider winning was the popular consensus among the community
>>150493151https://x.com/search?q=Buffy%20who&src=recent_search_click&f=livehttps://x.com/Man0fActi0n/status/1969815739042562228Check quote retweets
>>150492611Master Chief Vs Doom Slayer is objectively pretty bad. Out of character kill, nonsensical pacing, and bad use of equipment. Master Chief's analysis has tons of misinformation in it, and then the results are just pure wank on both sides anyway.
>>150493170>Out of character kill,It's fucking Doom Slayer
>>150493154It's still bullshit that Ryu lost. I'm seething to this day because of it.
>Check the blog>They didn't use any feats from Boom's rebooted Buffy comics that nobody liked and whose sole redeeming factor was the fact that Dan Mora drew the first few issuesIt's an established alternate universe but I think Death Battle would give scaling since anything one Buffy could do, the other could also reasonably do as wellSo she has dozens of novels nobody has read and a bunch of comics people disliked to potentially save her blonde ass from a guy who packs adamantium weapons, no-sells most of her offensive options, and can just turn into mist and blow her up from the inside outGood luck BuffyAlso I'm kind of surprised Marvel hasn't done a crossover yet now that Disney owns the series as part of the FOX buyout
>>150493154>Believe it or not, Strider winning was the popular consensus among the communityIsn't that due entirely to MvC scaling? Which should never be counted because it doesn't seem like DB ever uses it in spite of how much people meme about it.
Vader Vs Obito is dumb considering how the last SW Vs Naruto fight turned out with Kenobi winning. Especially if we're going by EU scaling and the godly amount of power force sensitivities wield.Guts Vs Dimitri felt out of place.Others I'd include but won't go into detail would be>Stitch Vs Rocket>Killua Vs Misaka>Trunks Vs Silver>DIO Vs Alucard>Yoda Vs Mickey>Gaara Vs TophNow, actual GOOD match ups would be>Doom Vs Vader>Sasuke Vs Hiei>Cable Vs Booster Gold>Dracula Vs Ganondorf>Mega Men>Lobo Vs Ghost Rider>Dante Vs Bayonetta
>>150492611>>150492675>>150492710>>150493170Why are you assembling a who's who of the best episodes? The worst episode is some Didney slop like Discord vs Bill.I especially love the Halobabies crying about "out of character kills" when they spent a decade crowing about MC teabagging Doomguy's corpse in the first episode.
>STAY STRONG, MAKA!!! YOU'VE GOT THIS!!!
>>150493214>Isn't that due entirely to MvC scaling?No it was because people were just a lot more conservative over wank and lore shit back thenIIRC people thought Strider would win thanks to his superior technology (which also gave him a numbers advantage), manga feats where he explicitly dodges bullets up close, and a mistranslation that gave him an edge in experience
>Didney
>>150493214Wait, found ithttps://web.archive.org/web/20130729145134/http://www.screwattack.com/news/death-battle-predictions-ryu-hayabusa-vs-strider-hiryuRyu got two votesStrider got everything else
>>150493219Because that was Doom GUY. Chief wasn't dealing with Doom SLAYER.
And here it isThe genesis of Kirby vs Buuhttps://web.archive.org/web/20130809004825/http://www.screwattack.com/news/death-analysis-pink-abyss-horrific-might
Who do we anons want to push for that island shit? I think it would be funny to meme something like Kratos again but this is one of our only shots at trying to get a character/match that /dbg/ likes but isn’t really cared about elsewhere.
>>150493174>>150493219NTA but Doom glory kills aren’t even that over the top. A normal Doom kill would’ve ended at the neck snap or stab through a chest. As a fight too it was just uninteresting to watch. Yes Slayer DOES stomp, but the fight is boring if it reflects that. The whole fight was Chief failing to ever do any damage or get any one ups on Doomguy, and the rocket catching was just dumb. Also think it was wasted to have them fight demons but no Covenant.
>>150493296>and the rocket catching was just dumbI'm still convinced the research team realized that it wasn't a viable feat but it was too late to change it because the scene was already animated in
>>150493277Wait, this predates ithttps://web.archive.org/web/20130903152712/http://www.screwattack.com/news/top-10-death-battles-dark-lord-wishes-haveWow, match up ideas were shit even back then
>Kirbonic-Acid Is that who I think it is?
>>150493299It’s like using BLJ as an unironic sped feat for Mario and having him do it in the fight to catch up to Sonic
Having had the misfortune of actually have watched the entire series of RWBY, I can confidently say that at no point is it ever shown or even remotely implied that Ruby or anyone on her team eventually became faster than Adam.
>>150493394>When Maka begs for one more drop of Black*Star scaling
>>150492611>*Video claims they didn't count Maka's weapon form as it was anime original and not in the manga* >*Her feats still include anime original stuff such as counting both the fights she won in the manga and the fights she wont in the anime* So what is it? I'm not really complaining since I like Maka and I'm glad she won, but it seems as if they can't follow their own logic here
>>150492954Based
>>150492788Based CHADcid chads!
>>150493447Patty a cute
>the ending is respectful because Maka didn't consume the soul so she could torture Ruby more and moreYep yep yep, kino!
>>150492839Reptile...
>>150493330Chad MUFuck Monkeys, plants gape them anytime
Saars, help me sort out the losers herehttps://pastebin.com/mTjejev6
>>150493331That sounds sovl af thobeit
>>150492611The worst? A lot of the early season episodes were bad, but if we're gonna do more recent stuff:>Dio vs Alucard>Shao Kahn vs Akuma>Kratos vs Asura>Omni-man vs Bardock>Jean vs Raven>Lich King vs Sauron>Broly vs Hulk
>>150493608>>Lich King vs SauronWhy? Isn't Sauron stronger via the lore and such?
>>150493394Tsubaki gets to fuck THIS?
>>150493734>guy who is a historic jobber and lost to normies and a dog>strongThe animation was shit too and they clearly half-assed the Lich King side of things since they thought Frostmourne was just a normal sword.
>>150493219Discord vs Bill actually had effort put into it. How the fuck would it be in the worst?
>>150493608Hulk vs DBS Broly had good fighting, an awesome song, good voice acting, but bad research.
>>150493330No, different person
>>150493790You think Swan, Ultra, etc developed a new appreciation for Ben since odds are they said the same sort of shit about him during the Unholy Trinity days that they get today over blatantly wrong episodes?
>>150493206Didn't Buffy beat a mist guy who tried blowing up her one time? I remember that happening in the show.
>>150493447Maka won, that's all that matters
>>150493447Maka gets feats her base form did in the show since it works the same as the manga, she doesn't get any unique powers only in the show.
>>150493834She killed Medusa in the anime, not in the manga
>yeah, Guts is completely and hilariously outmatched in stats and hax, but he’s a tough guy who always beats stronger opponentsThis was by far the most bullshit one. After watching that video, my eyes were opened to just how idiotic Death Battle’s reasoning really is.
>>150493867No one cares because Guts is cool while Nightmare is a gay boy.
>>150493174Yeah, you don't play Doom.>>150493219>salty doomfag angry about the truthMore people will watch MC teabag Doomguy than some over animated bullshit.
>>150493296Doom The Dark Ages only weakens Doom Slayer and makes it obvious that he does not stomp.
I use the söyjak party
>>150493926TDA is a prequel you retard. He’s far stronger in 2016 and especially Eternal.
Based on the last thread>/dbs/ beats moebros>invincibros beat /dbs/>moebros (MHA, Soul Eater) beat invincibrosIs this right? It seems like a solid rock-paper-scissors dynamic.
>>150492788K, b, c
>>150493978>>invincibros beat /dbs/This literally never happened
>>150493749To be fair, Uan at time was one of the strongest beings living in the Belerian until his final battle with Karkaroth. And by that point Sauron wasn’t super powerful yet since the One ring wasn’t there boosting all his powers
>>150493978>>invincibros beat /dbs/Yup, this repeatedly happened
>>150492611I actually dropped the series after Gaara vs Toph so I guess that by default.Finding out recently that they actually went back and admitted they were wrong honestly validates everything I said about the battle first happening.
