It jumped the shark with the Bane arc. Wtf were they thinking. Now it's just gory edgy bullshit of a mess.
I think we needed like one or two more arcs before mutating all of Bruces friends into the rouges.
>>150493257>Now it's just gory edgy bullshit of a mess.I thought that was the point of Absolute Batman? Like when he non-lethaly throws knives at people or headbutt-stabs Black Mask in his eyesockets
>>150493448It is, OP is a Marvel shill trying to shit on DC because some sort of problem is happening at Marvel and they need a distraction, so that's when they release the Generic Complaints Against DC flood
>>150493257I thought "the Bane arc" was the very first arc of Absolute Batman - and at this point in time the only arc of Absolute Batman
Absolute body horror KINO
personally I think the shark was jumped with the Batbane pic. Banes motivation is stupid, even by the levels of stupidity the series already had. Punching a man into a penguin shape is also incredibly stupid.
>>150493917>Punching a man into a penguin shape is also incredibly stupidIt used to be that's that exactly what you could expect to see in a comic before it all got infested with nerds taking themselves too serious
>>150493917Do you think Bane was reading National Geographic while sitting on the can that morning and he found a really interesting article about penguins, and he had penguins on his mind when he went for Ozzie?
>>150493257But the Bane arc hasn't even finished yet. Besides the comic has always been edgy dumb shit. That's why it's fun.
>>150494033Maybe it was spontaneous inspiration. Should've made a giraffe sound
>>150494028except they are playing it 100% serious
>>150494073Maybe it came out wrong:>OSWALD COBBLEPOT! PREPARE TO BE REMADE ANEW! WITH MY BARE STRENGTH I SHALL RESHAPE YOU INTO A WARTHOG! NO, A BULLDOG! NO, MORE LIKE A CHIPMUNK!>...YOU'RE A PENGUIN OSWALD COBBLEPOT! LIKE I ALWAYS INTENDED! (SEE YOUR NOSE IS KIND OF LIKE A BEAK NOW)
>>150493257It’s written by Scott Snyder of course it’s going to be an Edgy Gorefest that’s his brand and all he knows how to write
>>150493257Why is anyone named Snyder in DC always make edgy shit?
>>150493257Sounds awesome.>>150494028What's with the jewish writing on the meat?
>>150493804>because some sort of problem is happening at MarvelWhats this now?
>>150494192likely "kosher"
>>150493442I'm not a fan of Bane being the origin story for basically the entire bat microcosm at this point. It all comes from him.I do wonder if he will be beaten and done with while batman moves on to dealing with the fallout of his actions, or if he will be only temporarily thwarted and will haunt the narrative for the whole run.
>>150494463>In Yiddish, the word for "kosher" is כּשר (pronounced kasher)right you are
>>150493257It's Batman if it was a 90's Image book, that's why people like it, the book isn't ashamed to just be pure over comics and isn't trying to be ironic or commentary and just takes the goofy things seriously, it's just pure entertainment a kid would find cool and that's what comics should be.
>>150494073>Bane is a /fit/izen in charge of guarding the Manlet PitThis series is honestly hilarious. Best thing out of the Big 2 out now. You never know what retardation the next issue will bring.
>>150494489It's none of those things.
>>150493257It was always a retarded mess
>>150494028The problem with Snyderslop is that it's meant to be 100% serious. It's okay to find enjoyment out of shitty media but don't act like the media is good because it's shitty, that's retarded.
>Now it's just gory edgy bullshit of a mess.Always was?>>150494489It's definitely making a statement ("working class" Batman versus the uber rich) but Snyder is about as unintelligent as McFarlane and it's on the same level of Spawn versus pedophiles and the KKK.
>>150493257>Now it's just gory edgy bullshit of a mess.So? That shit's fucking awesome. I love the blood and gore in the Absolute line. Stop acting like it's a bad thing.
>>150493257I'll read it soon.
>>150493257If I was Batman, I'd just retire.
>>150494028>>150494099>>150495841It's the law of diminishing returns in action.
>>150493257Scott Snyder is such a fucking hack, it's insane people actually enjoy this shit. Go on any other site and the only thing these troglodytes bring up is how "Hype af" Absolute Batman is. I just want some good detective Batman that occasionally beats tf out of criminals, for one goddamn minute, PLEASE DC, I BEG
>>150493257>People thinking Scott Snyder is a good writerBiggest kek for me.
>>150498035PR bots that spout the same nonsense for every property they are paid to shill. aura lit af cooking retardation. nothing substantial or meaningful said. just post same image and say same thing. cut and paste replies. same for anime and shit like superman or fantastic four or whatever is currently playing. always disappears and never mentioned again til next release.
>>150493899>Filename
>>150494028>Monster Hunter.gif
>>150493257This is Batman written by someone out of ideas who actively doesn't like Batman. If Snyder did any of these ideas with another character they'd be mundane. But he takes a grounded character and gives him and everyone around him superpowers, and then says his story is "grounded" because Batman is on steroids and doesn't have money. Snyder has never shown an understanding of what Batman is. He is addicted to just mashing him up with other shit while making him evil, and comic fans are so hungry for anything "different" they eat up. This is more of the same. I'd have more respect for this shit if he made his own character but he instead apes the Bat brand.
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>>150494217No one is sure what is happening at Marvel, but if I had to guess, Tom Brevoort accidentally revealed Disney's plan to fire all of the writers and artists and replace them with A.I.
>>150498035It's funny that the only positive thing I've seen about it is that it's "fun" and I hate to be the "fun is a buzzword" guy but they sure do love to use it as a shield for criticism without being able to actually articulate why it's fun.
Scott Snyder is the Zack Snyder of comics. Teenagers and Indians live him and his comics, everyone else doesn't.
>>150498035Read Dark Patterns.
>>150494028Batman has never been a Popeye type of comic you retard
>>150498321That sounds excessive even for Disney.
>>150494643>>150494643>Bane is the Giant Dad of the /fit/ community>Appears to pwn some newbies and casuls.>I smell the blood, the blood of manlt>Git gud scrub>Wt weight u lift bithc
>>150493257I was fine with it until gigabane punched the villain identities into Bruce's friends, what the fuck SnyderI like Dragotta's art though
>>150494104>Fucking bane manhandling him like a kid with a playdoh>When someone points out he looks like a penguin, Bane decides to roll with it. (It was meant to be an ostrich)
>>150498035>I just want some good detective Batman that occasionally beats tf out of criminals, for one goddamn minute, PLEASE DC, I BEGYou have at least two ongoing Batman books that do this at the moment, why are you complaining that the intentionally edgier Elseworlds book isn't that?
Reminder there's a fan theory that Absolute Batman is satire
>>150494099>playing it 100% serious>shoots Alfred point blank with a shotgun, then Batman quips that he modified it to be a non-lethal shotgun so it's fine>"Batman AF">football punts a small childFrom the start this series has been Snyder having a laugh, dislike it if you want but be honest about it at least
>>150500207That's just how Snyder writes, he's not self-aware in the least. If he was self-aware he'd try to be a better writer.
>>150493257DC has been gory edgy bullshit for... 15 years now?
I’m loving the series so far, but bane turning Bruce’s friends into his major villains was kind of a misstep. I’m still sticking with it dispite that since one blunder isn’t a dealbreaker and there’s so much more I’m waiting for.>his introduction of Jason Todd and robin>batman’s dynamic with the rest of the absolute justice league and how it changes him>more joker stuff >scarecrow
>>150499823Nah, it'll be seen as a cost-saving measure. Marvel Comics are largely irrelevant to Disney as a whole, they only care about the IP, so why waste time and money on real people when a computer can churn out slop for time immemorial?
>>150500166> "good"
>>150500177Snyder is way too dumb for that. He's an earnest writer who really loves horror movies and superheroes.
