If you were to pitch your own series, which network would you choose and why?
whichever ones the least faggiest
Who would want to pitch a network
>>150494233Any of them, its called “the fart show” and stars a butt farting on logos while I critique every detail of how the network is run>>150495722based>>150495744based
>>150494233Every network fucking sucks these days>Disney has too much executive control over projects and people who work for them are conditioned to follow their bidding>Cartoon Network is basically dead at this point and all new shows are beanmouth shit everyone forgets about>Nickelodeon is more open to wackier cartoons, definitely my type of shows, but newer shows like Rock Paper Scissors and Super Duper Bunny League look cheap as shit and you’ll also be working with sex pests.>Netflix cartoons are Reddit tier anime wannabe slop.>Who the fuck cares about Paramount Plus?Honestly, modern Adult Swim isn’t perfect but at least it feels creatively experimental, I’ll choose that network
>>150494233So between my choices from left to right and across the bottom...>Too soft>Too hard to please>Inevitably will have to be injected with "mature humor" and I will have to interact with Micheal Cusack>Too faggy>Will get nowhere >Nick with the attitude of Disney and the fagginess of CNUltimately, whichever one allows me to actually make my fucking show and doesn't want to gut me like a fish from my own creation. I'll upload it to fucking pornhub before I let those assholes pull a Making Fiends on me. I would prefer Nick though if I HAD to pick one, because yes they will inevitably cancel it early probably, but there is a greater than zero chance it can be very successful, they won't really inject bullshit into it, and they will keep it alive like a gemstone in their infinity gauntlet for decades of time. Yes I want a zombie show. I don't care about working with perverts lol.
>>150494233> thinking that you get to choose who to pitch to and aren't limited to pitching to whoever you can actually get a meeting with
Glitch, though I'm not making a psychological horror show
>>150494233Come up with your own ideas lazy executive fuck
>>150494233adult swim
>>150494233Shark Tank
>pitching my original not-creatively bankrupt show idea>to a bunch of money hungry sharks with the collective IQ of a wallnut and vision of drying white paintIf I'm going there it's a decoy and it's strapped with a low-yield nuke.
>>150497223I’m thinking I just pitch them the merch line to make money to keep making cartoons without a network in the middle.
>>150494233Any streaming service besides Netflix is a lost cause. Television sucks even more.
>>150494233Nick, Paramount or Netflix.Because CN is dead and Disney sold it soul to hillbillies and white trash.
>>150495744TPBP
>>150494233>Glitch first (even if none of my show ideas fit their one season model, unrestricted creative freedom is amazing in this day and age)>then Amazon (they seem to actually have an interest in animation, which is rare)>then [as]/HBO Max(You would still have some creative freedom, although they don't take "cute" shows, also Cartoon Network no longer exists, stop lying OP)>then Disney Channel/Disney+(Good budgets and resources, even if they have a lot of creative control, also you're likely to get 60 episodes right off the bat, which for most of my ideas is perfect.)>then Nickelodeon/Paramount+(You're lucky to get 1-2 seasons, but hey, maybe you can get a show made)>then Netflix(fuck Netflix. They kill everything after 1 season, and they are contributing to the downfall of TV and cinema. I would pitch to them dead last)
>>150500031Completely forgot about Amazon. I change my answer to Amazon and then Glitch. [as] might take my idea but I dislike how they handle all of their new shit. Dont wanna end up as an IFG or Unicorn Warriors Eternal
>>150494233>CINDY and SONYAAmerican High-school alpha bitch and Slavic girl from war-torn shithole trade places in a student exchange program.Hilarity ensues as they deal with culture shock in their respective host country.Braceface meets Borat
>>150494233Half of these are dead.
>>150494233adult swim is the only one remotely viable, what with smiling friends
>>150496451Then they won't greenlight it.
