Are you guys hyped for Absolute Joke?He's and absolute unit! In awe of the size of this lad.
>>150498342*Absolute Joker
He probably has no dick
>>150498342An absolute joke.
>>150498342Absolute crap.
>>150498342why are batman comic fans so fine with people experimenting with the characters anybody else would freak the fuck out over this like spiderman or sonic fans
people who like absolute batman are the same kind of people that snoy and point at gokus hair changing colors. >Waaaohhh big mussccleeess!!!!!! >>150498575Because everyone is too afraid to write a normal batman comic so people will take anything given to them. everything now has to be a remix or alternate universe of some kind because bad writers can't make interesting stories with ORIGINAL batman. and by original batman I more mean in the sense of plato's theory of forms, the default batman that people think of when you say batman.
>>150498342Fuck that shit, where's absolute Jackie Sullivan?
>>150498484And no balls
>>150498342We already have a thread on this >>150478054Please poop in one thread until it's full.
Snyder can't write for shit. All his comics are grimderp powerscaling bullshit. Fuck the Absolute line, fuck DC editorial, and fuck you for making this thread.
>>150498575Cause batman been stale and this is cool so farIf only snyder made him hate jeets and gays he would make best selling comic of 2020s
>>150498810Fuck off. If spammers have taken over the board, let it be comic book spam.
>>150498342How... how do you even begin to rape this...?
>>150498814At least Absolute Martian Manhunter is good
>>150498575Did you miss all the bitching and crying about Beware the Batman?
