>>150509521
Is it even releasing? There's no trailer yet.

>>150509521
I like when butters pulled the rarest labubu and the chinese seller tried to fuck with him to pay more and when he's finished talking, butters is already gone lmao. take that chinese

Butters is gay. Red is a non-character.

>>150509521
Doubt it. Red was using him and Butters only thought she was his gf.
They're on good terms, but I doubt they'll be together again. Maybe in the background

>>150509599
It's confirmed, but no teaser yet.

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>>150509521
Potentially. Mat and Trey will likely pander to the fan following even if it was originally unintentional.

>>150509935
It was also confirmed last time when there was no teaser yet and then they delayed it

>>150510045
They'll be a background thing like Creek,

>>150509521
Kimmel got his show back so they have to can this episode too. See you in October!

https://youtu.be/YE0HQlmEy64?si=b2mW5pBm0l-fQfu4
do japs like south park?

>>150510302
Goddamn it!

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Don't care about these loser characters. Where are my two glorious cute boys at?

>>150510961
In the background

>>150511250
They should be in the foreground at all times so I can swoon over them and to appeal my autism.

>>150510961
Dead

>>150511302
This. South Park should cater to shippers. They're the only other people watching it

>>150510636
Would explain the yaoi

>>150510199
But Matt said there'll be an episode tomorrow

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>>150509521
I hope so. They were the best part of the episode.

>>150512194
The only good part.
Well, that and Jesus being counselor

>>150509521
Shipping is the only reason to care for this show now

So...
Is Clyde gonna die next episode?

>>150512744
or cartman

why they call him cartman a d not eric?was it explained?

>>150513078
They can't kill off Cartman, he's a main character. He could be on the verge of death, but not actually dead.
Clyde's a side character, so it's possible

>No teaser
>Episode opens with Cartman being wheeled into the hospital room after a extra special disclaimer screen, no theme song
>Kyle says "Dude I always thought Cartman was an asshole but he didn't deserve to be shot!"
How would you react?

>>150513095
It's a form of disrespect. The only people who call/called him Eric are Butters, Jimmy, Heidi, his mom and the faculty sometimes

>>150513151
That'd be really shocking

>>150513195
ok I see thanks. cartman is hated by 90% of people so it is understandable because of what he does to others

>>150513151
>kyle getting to speak
Would never happen.

>>150513151
if trey and matt do an episode that recreate kirk's death, to me, it will be them have balls

>>150513310
He had lines in episode 2

>>150512744
>didn't watch the episode

>>150513110
They shouldn't kill him off, considering he watched his mom die.

>>150513151
Cartman's been shot once already. They're not going to do an allegory like they're trying to do with Charlie "not even a 10th Horst Wessel" Kirk.

>>150513775
I did watch the episode and I know he gave up masterdebating, but that won't stop them from potentially killing him off.
And yes, I know he's already been shot, been through a heart attack, and several other things

>>150509521
What happened to Kevin?

I saw a post on r/southparkmemes (better than r/southpark) that the South Park movie is the chronological beginning of the series.
>>150513902
Matt and Trey forgot, as they always do.
Besides, Butters and Red weren't ever dating in canon

>>150513089
Whenever Marjorine acts exactly like Butters, an angel gains its wings

>>150513919
>using reddit

>>150514427
Ok, and? At least I'm not a mod

>>150514678
>At least I'm not a mod
whats the matter about this

>>150514689
Because reddit mods (specifically r/southpark) are retards

>>150514872
ok

>>150509521
No

>>150515494
NOTPIES1, a reliable leaker, confirmed it.

>>150513151
The joke will be that it wasn’t Cartman getting shot it would be Cartman got a shot and thinks he got autism and being over dramatic about it

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>>150513310
It’s so funny how the four main boys are the face of the show but the actual main characters of recent seasons are Cartman, Butters, and Randy. Matt and Trey should have just bit the bullet and completely have the show be in the post-Covid future because it’s clear that they only care for writing adult characters nowadays. MACKEY has more importance to the season than Kyle and that says a lot.

>>150516112
This image becomes more relevant every passing season

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>>150513919
The movie can't be the beginning because it references stuff from the first 3 seasons and Saddam and Satan even get together in the 2nd season.

>>150516332
Well then the person who commented that was a retard

In another thread, people are simping over a one-off character
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>>150512194
>>150513089
why the eye scar?

>>150516792
For some reason, tons of people draw him with that after Good Times With Weapons.
Though people neglect other characters' scars, like Kyle after Human Centipad

bump

So it got delayed again, huh?

>>150509521
No they saw Disney backpedal and are going to release the Cartman Charlie Kirk episode

>>150517428
They always wanted to, Paramount did it, not them

>>150517380
No teaser makes me think that yeah, it did

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>>150513195
Kenny has called him that a few times too, but only in the early seasons I think

>>150517637
Weird, considering Cartman hated Kenny more in those seasons

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>>150516805
The trend got its start in Bunny fanart/fanfiction, it's weird seeing it spread to other ship art

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>>150517668
Did he? They teamed up a lot even back then, even if it was sort of a "pair the spares" response to Stan and Kyle's super best friendship

>>150517890
Come to think of it, I just assumed that due to Cartman singing he hated Kenny.
But you're right, Cartman and Kenny are closest.
Also, Kenny deserved karma that episode

>>150516805
>Though people neglect other characters' scars, like Kyle after Human Centipad
I wish there was more fanart of that. He must look really fucked up. Cartman would rip on him for it all the time.

>>150517936
I imagine Kyle probably painted his face or something so the scars don't show

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>>150517916
Between the deaths, the poverty, and the parental neglect, I think it's fine that only Cartman was punished. But I also headcanon that Kenny started working at the ice cream shop after Dikinbaus closed, Karen could always use a new toy after all

>>150518032
So he wears makeup? Gaaaaaaayyy.
Though didn't his lips get removed? It'd be hard to cover that up or even fix it surgically.

>>150516276
Why is Kyle even in this meme? Replace him with Stan who gets to be relevant because of Randy. The show has been phasing out Kyle since Tegridy and even had Tolkien replace him as Stan's best friend. Most of the time Kyle shows up now is a background cameo or to speak about 5 lines of dialogue at most in a single scene then vanish for the rest of the episode.

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Well, new episode tomorrow, but no teaser.

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Their working together in an ice cream shop was foretold by Reto

>>150518092
>>150518100
kek

>>150518042
I wish that was canon. Felt like you could take out Kenny and the episode would be just the same.
>>150518091
It's South Park, they somehow found a way.

>>150518123
To be fair, this is his first episode as a major character since last season and second time he will talk this season. That's still a poor streak for what's supposed to be a main character.

>we haven't had a Creek centric episode since Put it Down
Grim

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>>150518140
>Felt like you could take out Kenny and the episode would be just the same.
That's true of nearly every episode, unfortunately.
But I did like seeing him enjoy himself so much, and I liked how Cartman used Kenny to get Butters to agree to it hehe. Actually, I guess that WAS his role in the episode, otherwise Butters might have put his foot down immediately

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>>150518278
It's been 13 years...

>>150518332
Yeah, I guess Kenny showing up and doing shit was good enough.
>>150518345
Maybe we will. One of the later episodes airs a day after Tweek x Craig's 10 year anniversary. Maybe...

>>150518100
An episode that's not about drumpf???? Fake.

>>150518456
Don't kid yourself. About 1/3rd into the episode, Satan's gonna go into labor or something

>>150518100
"we can make a million dollars if we get the president to say/do _____ by the end of this week! Lets go to the white house"

It might be guessing the name of Trumps new soon to be child or whether or not its a boy or a girl

>>150518278
>Buddha Box

>>150519802
will we at least see Damien again?

>>150521088
That would be a great way to do a single mother episode with Satan being kicked out of the white house by Trump who is denying fatherhood and Damien could be used as a way for the boys to try and make money off of betting which should also allow them to give Satan money by supporting their GoFundMe story

>>150518100
>polymarket betting episode
They'll tie Trump to it, conservitards love that shit.

>>150521716
I am pretty sure they have already mentioned wallstreet in passing so they will almost certainly bring up market manipulation

>>150521716
There's no way this won't be tied to Trump

>>150521492
That... would actually work really well

>>150518192
This is how Kenny fans feel

>>150522267
I agree as a kenny fan

>>150509599
they were really banking on people to be all on board with the whole "This entire season is going to be drumpf focused" only for it to really be two episodes at best huh?

>>150522303
Well, that sucks

>>150509521
Nah Pip will come back for the true Pitters ending. Wippy tippy too-too! Tra la la la!

>>150510636
No, it's very obscure. I was in a band with a Japanese guitarist who had lived in LA and thought Towelie was the funniest shit ever though. He barely spoke English.

>>150517380
They need to give up the facade that they just innocently missed a deadline for the first time ever (excluding a power outage) and admit that the CC and/or paramount legal team don’t want them to do a Charlie Kirk episode and they’re at an impasse

>>150523199
Just checked, and while there's no teaser, there's a title and description

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>>150509521
>DRUUUUUUUUUMPFFFFFF
hopefully they used the time off to pull their heads out of their asses and make something funny

>>150518100
Kyle finally gets to do something??

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https://x.com/SouthPark/status/1970865817614217515
>Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students in an all-new episode tonight, Wednesday, September 24 at 10/9c on Comedy Central and tomorrow on Paramount+.

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>>150524509
I FUCKING CALLED IT LMFAOOOO THEY WILL FIND A WAY TO ADD MORE DRUMPF HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck this show. I'm dropping it. Even after what happened to Kirk they're still doing this shit. The old Matt and Trey are gone.

>>150524520
Charlie Kirk? More like Charlie -ACK

>>150524497
>prediction markets app
I'm dumb what recent thing is it referencing?

>>150524520
Murderers hate South Park

>>150524600
the fuck

>>150524497
>Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular
Kymanbrothers, what do we think this episode has in store for us?

>>150509633
Isn't he actually Polish or something

>>150510045
>pander to the fan following
Butters/Red had a fan following before last episode? How did that happen?

>>150512744
>>150513110
Mackey set Clyde straight at the end of that episode

>>150525368
Lu kim is a white guy with DID
Also, Red and Butters were a rarepair before, with a scene of Red and Wendy kissing him in a dream.

>>150523746
drumpf is funny tho because hes annoying
ps: vance is cute

>>150525729
I don't like either of them. The only thing I'm looking forward to is Kyle FINALLY doing something

>>150522128
After the news comes out Trump runs away and builds a private golf course by Starks pond in South Park to hide out because he remembers satan used to hide out there and even Maralago isn't safe from the press anymore and his lawyers are so busy with lawsuit backlogs they can't sue anyone anymore
He brings a visibly pregnant satan and his son Damien who is here because its satans turn to take care of Damien after the divorce with Saddam and since satan is poor now he can't have his demon army watch him instead like normally
satan used to have a lot of money being the prince of darkness but the tariffs fucked him over and hell is poor now because Trump caused people to seek Christ meaning less souls than needed are going to hell and the ones that do are missing body parts because of the tariffs
satan will be fighting about the denial and Trump tries to get him to relax guy because he doesn't want a paternity lawsuit and that he should just stay in Colorado and Trump will take care of him and visit when he isn't busy being president or with his other mistresses and all he has to do is lie and say its not Trumps kid.
Damien, pissed off about moving to some shitty cold town AGAIN and seeing Christ in school, wants to take Trump down because he is a catalyst of Jesus being brought into schools
He overhears the boys bitching about wanting to make money off the betting site while Cartman still has his identity crisis, still wondering what his purpose should be
Damien decides he can kill two birds with one stone by screwing Trump over and making a ton of money from the betting site and get away from Trump entirely so they can go back to hell and fix its economy.
They create a bet that they could get Trump to admit that he is fucking satan and that he is the father of satans baby and everyone automatically bets Trump will not do it because he's Trump
They get into the golf compound as Damiens friends and they split off after seeing some weird shit then---- 1/2

>>150525876
getting seen, Damien keeps JD Vance away using his demon powers with JD Vance using his own magic to counter him because fuck you thats why.
The boys wander the building with the goal of secretly filming Trump admitting that he's "literally fucking satan" and also is the father of the baby and find towlie, who is filled with cum and is even growing mushrooms on his body from the cum molding over and joins them out of spite and crunches with every step he takes.
They find Trumps room and hide in the air vents and just before they get Trump on tape having a vulnerable moment with satan and admitting everything, Towlie accidentally exposes them because he ate the mushroom growing on his body earlier and is having a bad trip after mixing it with weed laced with fentanyl and screams out seeing demons and everything
Secret service and JD Vance rush in with a captured Damien and shoot Kenny
Damien, notices towlie and frees himself from his fake surrender and turns towlie into a portal to hell since everyone knows taking fentanyl and mushrooms turns you into a conduit to hell
Saddam comes out of the portal and apologizes to satan and it is revealed that satan started cheating on Trump with saddam again and Trump uses this information to continue to deny everything claiming that he isn't the father but it doesn't matter anyway because he is not fucking satan in the first place
saddam and Trump fight with secret service killing saddam and shooting Kenny a few more times for good measure
Trump suddenly presses a big red button in his anger about the whole situation which makes the walls flip to reveal that there are crosses everywhere which forces satan and damien to retreat to hell through the towlie portal and everyone is kicked out including dead little kenny
The boys lament their failure and Cartman has an epiphany to just edit the footage and lie and spread it across liberal news networks
Afterwards they discover that Damien tricked them and took the money 2/2

>>150524497
I'm disappointed they didn't do another master debater episode. I hope there's at least a passing mention like the epstein files in the first episode.

>>150525898
That's perfect! Though, wouldn't Fox News already know Trump is fucking Satan? Why would Trump need to admit it?

>>150525898
and to kind of tie the loose ends
>cartman becomes a leftist newscaster because this allows him to be around retarded leftists who say the dumbest funny shit and he can lie all he wants and make people mad
>towlie turns back into a normal towel as the drugs wear off once Satan and Damien go back to hell- this can be revisted if they need the boys to go to hell
>saddam is not forgiven by satan so its just more singlemotherhood for satan who is now planning to use the money to fix hell
>satan can reappear again but its now as someone trying to negotiate child support and is also attacking purgatory to create a Russia parallel for another episode and Trump is still trying to calm things down like nothing ever happened

>>150526005
Trump could just call it fake news and that satan was some libtard who is trying to hurt the presidency.
The whole episode could just run on the denial and those online betting sites are notorious with bullshit like not allowing payouts when you guess right unless the are more sources or even video footage of the banging in this case.
One time they tried to not pay out the people who said that the Ukrainian president would wear a suit because it wasn't EXACTLY the same suit that people normally wear but a ukrainian stylized suit that still looks like a normal suit

>>150526184
Yeah, I can see Trump doing that.
Saddam (actually) coming back would be funny, given how so many people think he reincarnated.
Cartman becoming a leftist newscaster is something that should've happened already, ngl.
Anyway, this is a GREAT episode idea. Too bad it won't happen...

>>150518456
Betting apps always have odds on political elections now. That, or it'll be a crypto episode.

>>150525323
>Pedos hate South Park

Ever since Cartman Joins NAMBLA and Le Petit Tourettes put them in their place.

>>150525988
Why? Cartman was scolded by Liane to stop doing it and Clyde was disillusioned when he got to Mar-A-Lago.

>>150525876
>>150525898
tl;dr fanfiction

>>150526613
Plus, Clyde was seen in the hallway of Episode 4, his master-debating days over

bump

>>150524520
>AIIIIEEEEEEE NOOOOOO THEY KILLED KIRK
and nobody cares lol

>>150527123
For the last fucking time, South Park didn't kill Charlie Kirk!

>>150527210
The shooter said yesterday that south park was the inspiration he needed to finally go and kill charlie

>>150527342
Source?

>>150513151
>letting a jew speak

this is a leftist show, so not going to happen.

kyle will either be replaced by a brave and powerful arab or will realize he was never jewish.

>>150527404
The promo for the episode has Kyle at the forefront.

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>>150527510
Got a link to it? I keep on trying to type it out with quotes but nothing pops up

>>150527404
Depressingly true. Though them having Kyle 100% silent for Ep1 feels like a subtle middle finger at that.

Speaking of which, anyone noticed Comedy Central pulled Jewpacabra from reruns?
Are they really censoring episodes for having Jew content or is there some other reason for that one?

>>150527510
Me when I lie
https://www.denverpost.com/2025/09/17/south-park-delays-episode-comedy-central/

>>150527592
I had a feeling it was fake!
>>150527582
Well, then they may as well take out 80% of the show, given Cartman's Jew insults.
Also Kyle got a few lines in Got A Nut and this episode will be about him

Will Stan and Kenny get some lines?

So, who hopes Saddam Trump isn't around for long?
This is copium, btw

>>150527856
hmp hmph mp hmhphmo hmp huhumhuhm

>>150528133
What about Stan?

South Park used to strike a pretty good balance between parody and actual story telling. It kinda feels like since 5 or so seasons ago parody has taken over the show and we get very little actual storytelling. This season especially just feels like its a bunch of real world things thrown into each episode with no real reason or cohesive narrative tying them together.

>>150528464
This was always a problem, it just gets more noticeable with every season

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>>150527510
Kill John Lennon...

>>150528166
https://youtu.be/xa_xllKC02U?si=00HagaljugwNFAww

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hes soooo cuuuuuute look at him

>>150528523
Speaking of, he used to say "Dude, this is pretty fucked right here!"
Wonder why that stopped

>>150528496
Sometimes I wonder if the reason why parody seems less intrusive in earlier episodes is because I dont really get a lot of the things they are parodying. But they also used to parody things in subtler ways like parodying the style of popular movies. The episodes that readily come to mind are the Go God Go episodes where its pretty clear that they are parodying new age atheism and scientism while throwing in time travel 80s shenadigans and yet the storytelling is pretty coherent and self sufficient, it isnt just an assortment of 'current thing'.

>>150528583
The lack of subtlety kinda makes it worse, though that was always a thing.
Like in The Hobbit

>>150528559
I think the writers just sort of forgot about half of the recurring jokes as the decades marched on. Stan and Kyle have not really been prominent characters in the show for a while now.

>>150528559
He said it when Satan died and went to Heaven

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>>150525323
>the fuck
Get off my board, go anywhere else but get out you snot-nosed faggot

>>150516792
Women love anime eye scars for some fucking reason so they draw them whenever the opportunity presents itself

>>150528669
Oh, never mind

>>150528775
And only for Butters

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It’ll be really funny if at one point in the episode one of the characters gets shot in the neck randomly when we least expect it, unfortunately I don’t think that will happen

It’ll be interesting if PC Principal becomes their Charlie Kirk stand-in and he gets killed off in this episode

>>150528920
They'd just bring in the real Charlie Kirk and kill him off that way

>>150528920
Clyde will die and everyone will mourn him. Then they will be told Clyde died when they thought it was Craig and forget about him.

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>>150509521
I had a funny idea.

With Satan baby the town decides to hire some demon hunters. Says they come from over seas, parody of K-pop demon hunters. Instead of being K-Pop singers they are porn actresses. The running gag is them walking with a panning shot that stops at the room they enter, their manager is last person to enter and you hear him screaming in Korean, then immediately followed by the sounds of the girls moaning. Camera mean are the first to leave the rooms with the girls following sweaty and disheveled with the angry manager still yelling on Korean.

At the end pf the episode Satan gives birth, sets off the apocalypse, but one of the girls casually walks up stabs the baby, town goes back to normal. The girls leave on a plane manager yelling, as the plane takes off you can hear the girls moaning.

>>150529648
Perfect!

>>150529490
And Cartman's pissed no one still cares about him

Hope this one's worth the 3 week wait

bump

Apparently, the profile pic has Stan.
We just need Kenny now...

bump

I was watching right now waiting for the episode and they just showed a Pro-Ice commercial
LMAO!
Someone has had to have told trey and matt about it

>>150517936
There's also the negroplasty and reversal and the sploded knees if people wanted to get real grimdark. He'd be a real mess of scar tissue.
Funnily, the only "reality ensues" thing some Tumblrinas seem to like is him winding up stuck obese after the Warcraft episode due to his diabetes.

>>150523004
Pip tries to come back to life but is punished by being reborn as a sissy girl, bringing the old sarcastic SPS FAQ Pippilotta joke full circle.

>>150509521
maybe next SEASON if they give a fuck

>Jesus doesn't specifically call out Red for using her mobile phone again
Fuck this episode