The Pilot comes out on the 27th! Tell your friends!
>>150516198Sorry we getting raptured tomorrow
>>150516202*Sburb beta releases tomorrow
Seeing art of the kids where they are skinny and white makes me ridiculously happy
>>150516230Pick up the pencil and draw them skinny and white, then
Reposting the whiteboard link.https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86461887-4075-8311
>>150516198>Homestuck coming back>Danganronpa coming back>Hellaverse shit and crossover coming out in droves>TOH’s creators new show came out2010s tumblr band kids have been eating good
>>150516596Forgot also Steven Universe is coming back
>>150516596
>>150516596OFF too
>>150516656WHATTTTT?
>>150516198Am I alone in thinking this pilot isn’t gonna do that well viewership wise? I feel like it’s banking on the conglomerate of Hellaverse fans and Homestuck fans when both fanbases have been mixed in it, while not readily appealing or marketing to anyone outside of those 2 groups.
>>150516685im guessing it will do north of one mil but not more than 1.5
>the newgens thinks the trolls are humanhehehehehehe
>>150516615>Steven Universe is coming backwhat??
>>150516791>karkat with face gear braceslmfao
>>150516791I am now 100% a believer that these are larpers
kissing Jades womb with your massive knight cock
>>150516810I'm starting to think you might be right with their depictions of Vriska
>>150516685Yeah the marketing will limit it if they don’t promote it more widely now, fandom isn’t going to carry.
>>150516672Just got a Switch/Steam port with new game content (and Toby Fox is on the soundtrack)
It's going to finally be real, amazing
>>150516844Gotta make sure it feels loved while a massive amount of puppy gestation takes place
How badly are they going to nerf Dave's dialogue?
>>150517011he will somehow be even more cucked
>>150516810Yeah, that's becoming more and more clear each update. I'm sure there are a few genuine newfags in there, but most of these people are playing pretend. Their most popular Sollux design is especially egregious in that respect (he has the red/blue split thing going on).I still like most of the art that's coming out of this, at least.
>>150517011Well Dave is no longer allowed to be funny
>>150517011This is what I'm most worried about. It just won't be Dave if he can't say offensive shit.
>>150516903HOLY SHIT TIME FOR A REPLAY
>>150517011>DAVE: ive always found the sound of my own voice to be mysteriously soothing>DAVE: haha talk about an embarrassing sentence to say in earshot of an actual personIt would be funny if he mutters to himself out loud like in Act 6 but it’s not going to happen.
>>150516656oh yeah that got a re-release too on steam, i think it also got a few new bosses?
is deltarune worth buying
>>150517256if you're a fan of toby fox yesI liked undertale but didn't get into deltarune, like the characters though
>>150517256Moreso than anything Homestuck, yes.
>>150517256Absolutely not (for now), but you should pirate it.The undertale anniversary scream has revealed there's a big chance the creator is going to absolutely fucking ruin the story to push a god-awful ship that completely ruins the personalities of both of its character and is literally only liked, possibly by him as well, because it's lesbian.I'm not saying this as a shipfag. That ship is so awful it makes davekat look like gold.
>>150517299is it the whole susie x noelle thing again
>>150517256Yes
>>150517299>The undertale anniversary scream has revealed there's a big chance the creator is going to absolutely fucking ruin the story to push a god-awful shipim guessing youre talking about susie x noelle, but qrd on this? havent watched the stream
>>150517256the first two chapters are free, determine for yourself
>>150516795Lars of the Stars
>>150517231Yeah and a few modest changes. From the site:>Crush the specters with the help of an all-new battle system.>New areas and bosses designed by the game’s creator, Mortis Ghost.>All-new soundtrack, featuring musicians including Morusque and Toby Fox. (OFF’s original soundtrack, by Alias Conrad Coldwood, will always be available in the game’s original release)>Available in French and English, with a newly revised localization based on Quinn K.’s original. (Japanese will be available soon after release.)>Quality of life improvements including checkpoints, a new hint system, and accessibility features. Lots of updated menus and animations.Worth the $15 I’d say.
>>150517256No, it’s basically freeware like Undertale was. It’s just a simple EXE file. I literally carry around it on my flash drive attached to my car keys so i can give it to people.
>>150517309It's one of the shittiest ships I've ever seen.>>150517333>Toby talks about how Undyne and Susie are similar because they "care deeply about their friends and maybe a thing about a shy girl">Later on talks about how Alphdyne (Which Suselle is an somehow even worse bootleg of) is a "tutorial for girls liking girls" and how Alphys (disgusting perverted unwasned cowardly scientist who performed abominable experiments) "could totally be attractive to girls like undyne!" (literal gigachadette heroine of justice)It's become obvious the man is an ridiculous yurifag
>>150517256Deltarune is just a better Undertale, but it's not worth buying Toby Fox has enough money you can just pirate it.
>>150517425christ he's such a fucking gooner, why did he phrase it like that
>>150517027Guaranteed they’re just fucking around
>>150517458Because muh shy girl x rough tomboy yurislop
>>150517425>tutorial for girls liking girls
>>150517425suselle is the one time I seriously hope the author cops out and no relationship gets actually confirmed
>>150517425Being a yurifag is one thing but at least make the yuri pairings good. Susie and Noelle are at their worst when together
>>150517309Suselle is trash tier. Susie is for Kris and Noelle is for (You)
>>150517636>Susie is for KrisI don't have any saved anymore but there was so much really cute susie and kris art especially after chapter 2
>>150517727I like the one where he knocks her up
>>150517748im thinking based
>>150517011Uhmmm is that- oh my. That’s a problematic slur uhmmmm that is so 2009 core and all but I mean-yikes guys. Not Ok.
>>150517011they will not keep "negrocity"
>>150517855negrocity is pronounced “neg-raw-sitee” not “negro-city”
>>150517899>nigger-citywhy did dave say it like that
>>150517051Being a white hipster doing "ironic" racism isn't funny.
>>150518360It is to the target audience. White computer nerds
>>150518360I'm sorry are you the CEO of humor? Can only you decide on what's funny and what isn't?
>>150518562Racism isn’t humor
>>150518572Tell me octoroon isn't funny my squiddle
>>150518360>>150518572
>>150516198everyone is going hate it
She weeps
>>150518639it'd be funny if it's shit
>>150518980So it'll be funny.
>>150518639I THINK I'll like it as a seperate entity
>>150519020...if it's shit, yes.
>>150518962to be fair if i was a 13 yo kid and some monster just tried to hang me from a noose in what is probably the fourth time getting jumpet that day, i would be weeping too
>>150519061It's modern Homestuck.
>>150519125it's old Homestuck modernized. Whether or not it'll 8e 8ad is to 8e determined
>>150519162So modern Homestuck
>>150516810ANON ITS NOT LARP IF ITS ONLINE!!! ANON NOOOObut yes i was saying this is just elaborate roleplay from day 1
>>150519231its still called larp when its online newfag
>>150519412just 8ecause some people misuse a term, doesn't make it right, 8ro
>>150519412calling all roleplaying larp is a new thing though
I found this random picture in my galery I have no clue why it says stupid fatty why would anyone say that about meulin can someone remove it please
>>150519950I think it's cute. I am aroused 8y the idea of Meulin 8eing called a stupid fatty
I want a troll gf bros....
>>150520071How 2 get troll gf (for dumbasses)>1. Kidnap a woman (or girl) off the street.>2. Cover her with grey paint>3. Buy Elephant tusk online>4. Carve horns to liking>5. Paint horns orange>6. Use plaster, super glue, or solder to attach horns to future gf's head.>7. Beat her until she loves you>8. Enjoy your troll gf
>>150519169man that's a nice pic
not joking what's the best way to paint yourself grey like the trolls? I wanna do a homestuck cosplay for halloween this year but I never painted myself
>>150520339You got a Staples store in your local area?
>>150520339Step 1: Get black paint (it'll lighten up on application)Step 2: Apply to face and body, do not bother sealing it or performing any additional stepsStep 3: Success!
>>150517458high on his own farts and he's probably getting butt pats from all the women he surrounds himself with making him think it's okay for him, a man, to dictate what is girl on girl tutorials.
>>150520515lmao laughed loud at this pic fuck off
since we're on the topic of /co/splay- how do you guys go about making props like swords and horns?
>>150520555>hornsTinfoil core with paperclay (or similar clay sculpting material) outside. You will need to put screws in a metal headband if they are too big. Otherwise strong superglue works for small ones. Canon trolls have ready made 3d printable horn sculpts.>swordsDont use shitty steel swords because conventions wont let you take them. There’s plenty of larp and cosplay weapons on the market. Not a weapons guy.
>>150520339Following a youtube step-by-step there’s plenty. The professional makeup skills you’ll see will rub off on you. The most cheapo option is spirit halloween white + black paint with a sealer spray. But you probably wont be able to get the right hue and you will look like a corpse.
>>150520625
>>150520615>>150520625>alien life contacts us>call him a faggot
I want homestuck to be famous enough to get a turn based rpg, a fighting game and a sburb mmo
>>150520681I would curbstomp so many llowbloods me and my highblood sweat gang
>>150520681there's a couple of sburb ttrpg systems but none as fleshed out as a professionally worked out onewould love to run through a session if I could get a group together tho
>>150520681>start my rpg>make my character a purpleblood>all my quests are a little trolling (horrific crimes against decency)
>>150520071Vriska would not slurp directly out of the bong.
>>150520339You got a bathtub handy?
>>150520681Sburb wouldn't really work as an MMO.However, it COULD work as a 4-12 player asymmetric friendslop co-op game (and honestly that would be much easier to make and more profitable than an MMO since MMORPGs are a dead genre now).
>>150520755can someone gimme a qrd on how the hell someone can even mamage a sharpie bath? how did they even get enough sharpies
>>150517855Technically this is a reference to a thread where Michael was discussing hip-hop with Tauhid and Andrew called Tauhid a nigger.>https://web.archive.org/web/20130927001207/http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?24183-Dear-Andrew-2
>>150520797NTA, but if you have a retarded idea like that that you think might work and are regrettably faithful enough to go through with, you find a way. I once had to hide 50 bottles I pissed in when I was bedridden from a roommate and it took me three hours to dispose of them without getting caught or getting dirty.
>>150520797They either gathered enough over time to eventually fill an entire bathtub or had a mass order of sharpies delivered to them and I don't know which I find funnier.
>>150520800Wait, wrong thread. Fuck. Hang on...
>>150520659>Devil Worshipping Alien on first contact is called a faggot via a picture of a guy named "God" in italian.
>>150520797They're not exactly expensive. Besides, I believe the actual 'story' was that it was sharpie ink combined with isopropyl alcohol and water.So the whole tub wasn't full of sharpies in the story, just the ink mixed into a solution of water and rubbing alcohol.That said, the story was also completely fake so it doesn't really matter (also if you were THAT determined to dye your whole body grey you could just buy a shit-load of grey food coloring and bathe in that, I would not recommend this as the results wouldn't be very good, but at least it won't cause you actual physical harm like bathing in non-edible/toxic inks very much would).
>>150520861it's like poetry
>>150520800>>150520842>https://web.archive.org/web/20130926201840/http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?24148-Dear-AndrewTHIS is the thread with the 'negrocity' gag.
>>150520862the ink wasn't the issue, it was the alcohol, I'm pretty sure
>>150520872lmfao I forgot tauhid says shuckin n jivin in this thread too
>>150517433This is the most valid reason I've seen to not buy it. He doesnt need the money, he could buy a few vacation homes with Ralsei plush money alone
>>150517425I don't hate the pairing, it just is so much less interesting that Kris and Susie OR Noelle and Kris.
>>150519169DaveJade fanart is always kino
>>150520880>and Soulja BoyThe Eminem and Kanye ones make sense, but his inclusion of Soulja Boy always makes me feel like I'm in a falling elevator from how much more shallowly it portrays music listeners at the time. Were niggas really that stupid and casual when Crank It was his biggest hit? I know he was a Newgrounder, so it wasn't a huge stretch of the imagination, but I assume his position in the meta at the time would have been topped by Lil Jon.
>>150520681theres that felt mansion rpgmaker game, but I've never played it. Im more surprised there has neve been an undertale fangame made to be homestuck
>>150520926*Crank Dat
>>150520681We might literally be *in* a SBURB MMO.
>>150520943No one here would survive the reckoning because we'd all torrent the game and have our computers blow up
>>150520879People did dye wigs black with sharpie this way, the urban legend is a telephone version of that. >>150520339Costume makeup. Look up tutorials. You might have to mix the grey using black and white, seal it so you don’t smudge. Making grey sleeve gloves out of tights or buying them is a better way to avoid full body makeup and getting it on everything you touch.
>>150520926Souljia Boy never really had the cultural staying power artists like lil john and all the braggadocios swag bling rappers had at the time. He was a flash in the pan at best, but for a brief time he really was that popular only really because he recognized early on the power for independent distribution on the internet which paved the way for groups like Rvider Klvn, Odd Future, and A$AP to eclipse him popularity even if those groups themselves never permeated into the mainstream super far
>>150520984>Odd Future and A$APSheesh. Not the strongest legacy.
>>150520957We all would die because one fucker would start a Dead Session and destroy the planet via a Black Hole.
>>150520997>*sweats in Space*
>>150520943This might be a dreambubble.
>>150520994Yeah, most of those groups are just a footnote comparatively
ARE YOU READY?
>>150521034I always wonder what the details of Andrew's relationship with hip-hop are given ICP and Dave. I was abused by black activist types (admittedly among a lot of other white people and non-African minorities), so I can't get into the Public Enemy Jurassic 5 African unity fight the power type of messaging. I've listened to a fair chunk of ICP's catalogue and I totally understand why some channers like them, but their politics suck. The only juggalo I knew personally was a little crack baby I met in a place I was forced to go every week from 2013 to 2016 that I don't want to talk about. I talked mad shit about him because I was a Homestuck fan back when its relationship with ICP was purely antagonistic, but I was into JT Machinima at the time, which - a 4chan user listening to JT Machinima isn't too different from a 4chan user listening to ICP, to tell ya the truth.
>>150520997I mean with causality bullshit I dont think you can accidentally start a dead session, from the looks of the comic theyre pretty rare, otherwise the whole exile system wouldnt work because every starting planet would be gone.
>>150521075I always wanted to learn how people make screencap edits
>>150521085Draw in the style of the screencap. Harder or easier depending on the show. Which cartoon character's breasts do you want to expand, anon?
I need them both.
>>150520872yep DEFINITELY getting negrocity cut outthe level of banter is godly by the way
>>150521123octoroon made it in
>>150521085It's no different than drawing. You just open up the screencap you want to edit in a program with a tool that doesn't violate the conditions the original screencap was drawn/created under and you draw whatever you want on it until you feel convinced that it's unedited and then you beat off to it.>>150521123>the level of banter is godly by the wayIt makes me want to read every thread they're in. I hope to meet Tauhid or Michael at PAX or something and read posts from this thread to them in public once I've bought their books.
>>150521092is that a buff adult Vriska or Mindfang? either way, sexo
>>150521092And I need big titty TereziLife is just unfair
>>150521091>>150521132I see. well that sounds doable enough I just wanna make funny edits sometime or idk help an anon by editing for him
>>150521157It'll happen someday, anon. Someday, you'll be chilling and vaping with your head resting on Terezi's rack while I sleep in Vriska's lap and she runs her fingers through my hair.
>>150521092VRISKA! WHY DID YOU EAT MY FRIES? YOU ATE THEM, THEY WERE MINE!
>>150521080>I always wonder what the details of Andrew's relationship with hip-hop are given ICP and Dave.I think the angle Hussie comes at in regards to the clown stuff is that clowns are a seemingly insincere veneer but actually contain profound truths about ourselves that can only be accessed through things like whimsy and mirth. In psycholonials he uses clowns as a metaphor for identity being malleable and transient which itself harkens back to his earlier work in Whistles. ICP also embraces clowns as a metaphor for embracing your true identity and who you are being a transient phenomenon.also as a side note I actually did go to the gathering of the juggalos this year and I was planning as cosplaying gamzee but I bitched out because I knew about the antagonism from ye olden times and didn't want to get pressed by some pilled out old head who knew the lore there
this stuff is a lot harder than i thought which makes me really happy, ive had a lot of fun learning and practicing simple animation. i cant wait to continue working on stuff!! :)
>>150521172Hey, what version of Photoshop are you using and where did you get it, Snaggle-chan?>>150521170When I talk about how Hussie is really the only person I've ever actually known of who is """like me""" and that I """relate to""", that goes all the way down to me having my own version of his things with clowns and wizards. I wonder what my obsession with psychics means.
>>150521191i am using photoshop cs2 and desu someone on discord gave it to me!! theres some... age to it but ill admit that pen engine IS really nice and frame animating in it is easier than a lot of other programs.
>>150521172I like how smooth the typing animation is and the sarcasm after the fake name is a good bit you dont see too much of that>>150521191I started giving hussie the benefit of the doubt on his clown shit once I started noticing that I had been subconsciously developing my own personal ethos with equally cryptic symbolism
>>150521207Oh, CS2? How did you get it running? The CS2 I downloaded from Techspot breaks and won’t start properly on Windows 11, Linux Mint and even emulated Windows 7.
>>150521217all i did was take the font i was using, and make an underscore, and let it blink for a few frames by turning it on and off again. then i would have a layer of each letter i was using. i would turn on the next letter, move the underscore to it, and then hide the letter after. a bit tedious, but once i got it down it did look good :) >>150521228im going to be completely honest i have lost at least 2 hours of progress on here because of lack of auto save and it just crashing or the top toolbar not working. it sucks!!! i wouldnt classify it as "working" lol
>>150521228>>150521207files(dot)catbox(dot)moe / vy54wr.7zphotoshop cs6 last ver, works for me using proton via steam on linux
>>150521246Oh, thanks. Are you the dude who made that one fanventure I can’t remember the name of? Brainstuck?
>>150521256nope just some autist who believes in spreading software freely for everyone
>>150521170>I actually did go to the gathering of the juggalos this year and I was planning as cosplaying gamzee but I bitched outYous a biiiiiiiiiiiitch.
>>150521265I know it was fucking retarded of mewould have been the best opportunity especially after the trailer coming out literally the weekend before
dave and aradia sitting on a tree. k-i-s-s-i-n-g
>>150521172>>150521207you can do all this in photoshop?
>>150521246the issue is they changed the pen engine at some point and it doesnt draw the same. it looks close, but not quite the same as hussie's original style.>>150521286yes!!
>>150521286Homestuck was made in Photoshop.
>>150521293>the issue is they changed the pen engine at some point and it doesnt draw the same. it looks close, but not quite the same as hussie's original style.Interdasting I actually did not know this, I guess that explains why some of the homestuck stuff I tried recreating on my own in cs6 looks like shit (my own dogshit artistic skills not withstanding)
>>150521170Clowns/Jesters and freedom is a pretty common theme honestly once you pay attention to it.Partially because back when Jesters still were a thing they also were the ones that got to joke/critique the King aslong as it was funny.
>>150521342>Clowns/Jesters and freedomHm...much like that connection some newfags are framing between Sonic and autism, huh...?
>>150521342That's a good point I completely forgot about. Psycholonials and Whistles are chock full of those same critiques (minus the comedy)
>>150520818>I once had to hide 50 bottles I pissed inFucking howHoly mighty stream
>>150521306yeah heres an example i just did, the left being drawn in cs2's pen engine, the right being drawn in photopea's pen engine, saved, and placed within cs2
>>150521371Inside my body is a portal to the deepest well water of Poseidon's own underwater grotto. It's only the worldly wastes I consume to get my hedonistic culinary kicks that soil it on the way out.
>>150521370Whistles was so fucking weird and cool, I can totally see a world where some nick or cartoon network exec somehow spotted him from that and he got his own Invader Zim before ever starting Homestuck.
>>150521342DID SOMEONE SAY JESTERS AND FREEDOM? HOH!
alright fuckers I was gonna share my flash cs6 portable installation but it's too much for catbox so I'll spoon feed you my workarounddownload flash cs6 from here and disconnect your internet before installing it using the trial option in the installer:https://web.archive.org/web/20240627065348/https://trials.adobe.com/AdobeProducts/legacy/99CABBAC-C975-4A06-8D99-064C6871EE80/FLPR/12/win32/FlashPro_12_LS16.exedownload this file and extract it's contents in the folder where the flash professional exe is inhttps://icerink.solero.me/.repo/flash/amtlib-win.zipshould work without any problems
>>150521403>that arstyleWhen I discovered his pre homestuck stuff I was fucking blown away by how good his art was, HS and Problem Slueth artstyles are good but fuck his TSO stuff looks incrediblealso early proto exiles console?
>>150521413Yeah see, thats one of the obcious examples, but it still applies with the likes of the Joker doing as he pleases till he became Society Man (And even then the movie fully plays up how embracing it liberates him) or Kefka in FF6, Marx in Kirby and god knows what else, so its not like its been recent.
>>150521403If Nny was never going to get a cartoon on Nick, then Whistles was never going to get a cartoon on CN. It's too grim and violent. No major production company is going to touch AIDS with a ten-foot pole, either.
>>150521453Not at all saying Whistles would get a cartoon, more that Johnny the Homocidal Maniac shares so much DNA with Zim, Hussie could have kept the same aesthetic and humor in a PG tv pitch
>>150521453I could see And It Don't Stop working well as an Adult Swim short, no way they would greenlight it without at least one token black on the team though even back then
>>150521447Neon Ice Cream Headache really reminds me of the Weenies books, funnily enough. The drug premise would never fly in a book fair series, but the sequence of events where a guy gets slipped a neuromagic drug by his bro friends, gets sucked into a TV channel run by the drug manufacturers, goes crazy and refracts out of the TV into fifty clones that slaughter the waiting audience is absolutely the kind of story Lubar would have ended one of them with.
>>150521430Going to try this before the thread dies. Thanks, anon. By the way, what distro you on?
Clearly the conclusion here is that Clowns are the modern day Greek Philosopher.
>>150521498good ol arch arch linux
>>150521506Wish me the best of luck learning Gentoo. That's me dream.
>>150521516good luck indeed anon, having to compile it always intimidated me lol
>>150521516gentoo is piss easy now cause hardware is so much faster these days. nix is the true autismo distro of the 2020s
>>150521526Yeah, but Nix and Artix have ugly logos. Gentoo has the beautiful purple swoop.
Need Yttris BF
>>150516198How would sex with dave feel like, smell like, and look like?
>>150521627Why did Homestuck attract almost exclusively non-asexual people?
>>150521637it's from a different time
>>150521637because humans aren't asexual organisms. Duh.
>>150521683>this is true because i learned it in sex edHave fun sticking your dong in your girlfriend’s intestines, I guess.
>>150521627John and Karkat...
>>150516198I LOVE YOU JADE HARLEY ToT
I tried to follow advice from yesterday for about 2 hours until i realized i dont really have a favorite ship, so... requests? (will post them if they look nice enough)
>>150521875Meenah and punk Vriska hanging out
>>150521875Ellith and Korpas nervously holding hands on a bench?
>>150521132>and then you beat off to it.this is a CRUCIAL step btw
>>150516322> Pick up the pencilShartists completely ruined this phrase for me and I'm literally a traditional bronzework sculpture artist
>>150522058>he creates art with a medium that doesn't require a pencili shiggy diggy
>>150522069Hey it's fun and the Greeks did it and they were gay so very gay Pick up a chisel
Post your fanventure waifu/husbandu
>>150522090> me and Jade's doggy donger
good morning everyone!! :) i hope everyone has a good day today! :D
>>150516791>>150516858>>150517027Anyone who didn't immediately know that these are deranged larpers pretending not to know things is legit autistic.No one ends up in a Homestuck discord without having seen the trolls or the main characters.
>>150522931>this autist is in Homestuck threads too now
>>150522371To post something other than Ellith or Renity.Agripa. She's an 2000's era alt-chick with a bubbly personality
>>150520681The fighting game and the turn-based rpg technically exist,
>>150522986>rustbloodI must fuck this woman before she dies at 30
>>150523095What is it with rust blood being the most sexy. Only the fuschians themselves have them matched. Also they can live to be about 60
>>150516656I just beat off the other day. It was joyful.
>>150523118>they can live to be about 60not if you mass produce grubs with them as soon as they hit 18. also fuschiabloods are lame, jadebloods are where it's at.
>>150523187What did you beat off to?
>>150523415Fuck a Rust, marry a Jade. Its that simple.
>>150521627he beatboxes when he cums
How do you actually make gifs in Gimp, I've been copying and pasting the whole image with changes to the consort's legs to do the walking thing but if I wanted to add another consort I would have to go through each frame and add each pose frame by frame, which feels like I'm crowbarring a more difficult solution than I need to
>>150524117Fucked up the example gif so heres a different one
>>150515501he's not saying "undyne is like vriska", he's saying "undyne takes visual design elements from various trolls including but not limited to vriska"
>>150524229wrong, he's saying I want to fuck Undyne because I want to fuck Vriska, and he's right.
>>150521627Try to imagine having sex with Hussie. That's how it would feel like.
>>150516198What is this trend of making everything a "Pilot" ?
>homestuck finally relevant again>all the new homestuck things suckone of you already posted the weeping abby so my anguish cannot be truly expressed but just know it is there.
>>150522371>socks and sandals what the FUCK is his problem
>>150524594He´s a Violetblood, being weirdos like that is basically a feature.
>>150524483It's fine.I can say that because I'm blissfully unaware of anything beyond Act 5. So in some sense, watching the old pages get added back to the site is a lot like the plot itself. You know goofy fun is ahead, but you also know it's completely doomed.
>>150520515>negrostuck
>>150524432Easier to pitch than a full season, methinks, not as much of an investment, ant it can give you a taste of what the audience reaction will be, without the unreliability of just showing it to an actual test audience that might be overly positive from the opportunity to watch something early.
>>150524683>race of hyper-agressive, backstabbing, cruelty loving psychos that live under an arbitrary caste system which is just masked racism>depict them as blackkek
should I make my own fanventure? I suck at drawing and writing characters 8tw. Seeing all the stuff a8out photoshop or whatever made me think "hmmm yeah I could pro8a8ly cook something up" Here's my l8est drawing. Would you read a fanventure if all the characters were drawn like this
>>150524840I read a fanventure when the premise seems interesting first and foremost.
>>150524840I would at least give it a fair shot, 8lue8bloodanon
>>150524432To attract funding and an audience before comitting and set up a working pipeline.
>>150524850hmmm okay. What's a good premise for a fanventure then?
Is Hussie ever going to come out and state clearly that Vriska was a fetish character?
>>150524874Fanventures can be just about anything, you have to have a actual idea yourself that you want to do than simply go by what others want, convince the reader with what you put out and feel invested in telling.Im partially saying this because theres so many suggestion based ones that more of that is usually redundant if theres not good writing as is.
>>150524890...for what? A tomboy fetish? An evil 8itch fetish?
>>150524840Just be funny, Anon. Or at least try to be.
>>150524905>>150524918fair enough. I'll 8ounce some ideas around in my head and see if I can come up with anything good
Speaking of added pages, more are up. In them we discover other people potentially made it into their sessions as evidenced by their updated FAQs. Jade gets trolled. Rose figures out that starting up the game does not cause the apocalypse. It's just an unusual coincidence. John discovers an innate talent for surviving multiple concussions and getting thrown around like a flubber ball until his enemies are defeated. Some black-carapaced creature seems to be rather angry that humans exist.
>>150524890She’s more than a mind control fetish, she is his wife
Not that other anon, but I've been thinking of that Homestuck religion these threads came up with a while back and thought that might actually make an interesting fanventure. An anthology about acolytes of each character cult and the shenanigans that ensue when society is soley made up of idiots deifying Homestuck characters. I'd make it but I know I don't have the work ethic for it.
>>150525189sounds interesting. could work as the 8asis for something.
>>150525189Haruhiism gets a heretic sect; the amphibians are proselytizingI like it
>>150525189>Take a classpect quiz when you come of age to determine what caste you are>Society is entirely oriented around if you're a hero or destroyer and what your element is>The destroyers are permanently pissed off at being seen as evil
>>150525189just abandon it when you cant keep going thats what all the fanventure pros do
>>150525189Fundamentalist sect who only acknowledge Signless as the one true savior
>>150522986What's this Rustie from?
>>150525432Conjoined Session.
How did Toby get away with this?
>>150525484with what? what am I looking at
>>150524913kid fetish
>>150525500NPC for chapter 5
>>150525500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_-LPPdHEyA
>>150522986damn she's looks built for 8ig su8jugglator Culling
>>150525547Dude you're outside of your respiteblock, you just can't say stuff like that.
>>150525547she looks like she's built for 8igsu8jugglatorCullingI fucked up the formatting last time
>>150517256No.
>>150525598I'm gonna kill myself
>>150524594It's an edit but he seems like the type of faggot who would because "It's comfortable, what's wrong with it?"
>>150524840>should I make my own fanventure? I suck at drawing and writing charactersSounds like your perfectly ready to make a fan adventure.
>>150522986>Ellith or RenityBuilt for Big Loser Cock.
>>150524840If you do a fanventure you should probably use a pixel brush. Makes stuff easier to edit and makes simple doodles look a lot better
>>150525611Don't do that.
>>150524483>all the new homestuck things suckIts been like this since somewhere around the time Act 6 was being updated and things just kept getting worse and worse, why is this comic so fucking cursed to suffer like this.
>>150525679>boy porrimmy dick can only get so erect
>>150525679boy porrim needs to bounce on my dick and moan like a bitch
>>150525696What Act 6?- /hsg/ slogan
>>150525679Need a faggot alt boy who will spout feminist theory while riding me/getting his hung pierced dick sucked by me.
Would Boy Porrim also do Porrim Armpits 9/11?
>>150525221I've already come up with a few ideas for it. Mostly thinking up reasons on how a Homestuck religion came to be dominant.>World takes place 200 years into a cyberpunk future where the enshittification of the internet got so bad that at some point the majority of information on it was just wiped in the great copyright wars and net neutrality was repealed.>The reason Homestuck got so popular in the future was because Hussie fucked up its' copyright and it became public domain after he died, making it one of the most widely available pieces of media when everything else was locked behind exorbitant paywalls. Generations upon generations spend their whole lives surrounded by Homestuck, becoming overly attached to it's characters with many even viewing them as role models. >Downtrend of all other religions continued as society became more materialistic, McDonalds at some point bought out the Vatican and converted it into their new headquarters. As humanity yearned for spirituality, Homestuck was already seared into the collective unconscious and many turned to the characters as idols of worship in secret until one of these faithful fans got elected into office and declared the Homestuck pantheon a sanctioned religion.>Membership skyrockets and multiple temples for different "gods" can be found in each major city and Homestuck becomes even more engrained into culture, influencing art, architecture, fashion, even technology as people begin recreating alchemized objects from Sburb using advanced future tech.>Man killed God and replaced him with John Egbert.
>>150525770Boy armpits aren't as sexy as girl armpits (coming from me as a bi fag). I think he just needs to show off his flat tummy
They cute.
>>150525786>Boy armpits aren't as sexy as girl armpitsFucking wrong.>he just needs to show off his flat tummyThis is true thoughever.
>>150525785>Man killed God and replaced him with John Egbert.
>>150525785eerily prophetic post
>>150525816I need jade blood lips wrapped around my dickboy or girl dosen't matter
>>150521207‘u’
>>150525798Built for highbloods
>>150525798is he supposed to sound scottish?
>>150525798she looks like she gets RAPED 8y high8loods regularly
Are you ready for the Homestuck show to ignite another 10 years of Vriskourse?
>>150525965>Scottish Anti-Christ with dual axes.Sounds right to me.
>>150525977pretty high chance this is exactly what the doujin is going to be about
>>150525785I can see that happening to John and him just be so utterly shocked and disappointed yet unable to figure out a way to fix it so he just.... let's it happen like it's an awkward situation he can't get out of
>>150525965I don't know man I'm sure the bagpipes that played when he left his house were a coincidence.
>Still no AU in a college setting
>>150525992The what now?
>>150526024it's crazy but all of them are immensely fucka8le. Even Vriska, and i h8 that 8itch
>>150526024>sshhhh... let frank speak.Heheh. That gave me a little bit of a kek.
>>150525798he looks like he gets RAPED 8y high8loods regularly
>>150516810What an interesting to play pretend over. Want to pretend not to know how Romeo and Juliet ends later?
>>150525984>All the new readers finding out the main chatacter of this comic hasn't even been introduced yetJade's consistently wrong Magic 8-Ball is a wonderful bit of foreshadowing
>>150525992>doujinwhat
>>150526059Re-interpreting old works through a veil of ignorance is a time-honored tradition Heck it even shows up in sociology thanks to John Rawls
>>150526024I love these human versions. my only qualm is that karkat should've been albino
>VivslopDropped
>>150526122Excuse you, Karkat Vantas is a PROUD latino.
>>150522371Gr4b something more obscure than sweet, sweet ellith. The girl on the right in front of the bed. Lucia Moris. She’s not super exceptional but she’s the first girl and she days kyaaaaaa so she cute
it's hard 8eing a 8ad artist. It's hard and no one understands
>>1505261651. latino isn't a race2. neither is albino!!???
2 Packs of cigs and some hard shit from the top shelf might get you a date with these two.
>>150526024why is she scottish?
>>150526192Terezi would definitely eat cigarettes.
>>150526188>neither is albino
>>150526024>>150526165>oh fuck that Gamzee is kind of hotI need his dick a reasonable amount.
>>150526027>>150526072search ellith up on desuarchive you’ll find it. it’s only just begun
>>150526165make him an albino latino then. he's a MUTANT. an OUTLIAR
I swear I will comiss Vampkittty for some Humanstuck fanart, I love their style
Obligatory black icon
>>150526311wait who is that supposed to 8e
>>150526311wait who is that supposed to be
oh I get it. They get whiter the higher up the hemospectrum they are. Does that mean Equius would be a full blown racist?
>>150526327>>150526330>>150526360feferi is black here >>150526311
>>150526360never ask a french man the race of his moirail
>>150525996I'd want for it to be ambiguous if the characters actually exists as gods in this Homestuck religion world. Maybe a cleric can sometimes preform actual miracles by invoking the name of Karkat Vantas, but there's no hard evidence confirming or deconfirming actual divine intervention. The closest you'd get to the characters being "real" is a cosplayer living in a monastery, who in this Homestuck world would take the sacred role of shamans who embody their chosen god fully (also known as just "always staying in character"). Seeing people with gray skin and horns out in public is a relatively common occurrence. It'd be the world's equivalent of seeing a monk decked out in orange robes going out for a stroll.
>>150526230Well I'll be zamned.
>>150526369It goes by american racist hierarchy where white people are above latinos but black celebrities are worshipped as holy
I love my wife.
>>150526399feferi is candace owens to eridan's charlie kirk
I forgot how fucking funny Karkat's future/past back and forths were
>>150526399spicbros.....
>>150526399Meenah/the Condesce are clearly meant to be black so Feferi being the same makes sense
>>150526192>>150526257>>150526332you're missing tavros and kanaya!
>>150526425lets all love ellith
>>150526177Need to get back to this one soon. Not a bad fanventure at all.
>>150526382>skirt slitooooooooh yeah baby that's what I like
>>150526177>>150526515really wanted to like this one but I just can't
>>150526504UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>150526518I'll do you one better
>>150526165>>150526192>>150526257>>150526311>>150526332>>150526561Those are so close yet so much better in appearance than some of the Humantrolls in HSETAU, partially because they´re atleast all the same age instead of some choices like Karkat being like 8 years younger than anyone else at minimum.
>>150526533I agree it’s hard to care. I hopped off after they left the house idk maybe it gets more interesting after that
>>150526507BUILT for Mallum and Korpas smooches.
>>150526618I'm sorry but that Terezi being all "Ho..." kills me.
>>150526618>Missed peak HS fandom>Missed out on the freakiest of freaks to have the most wild and primal sex imaginable with
>>150526659They would not have fucked you.
bumping the whiteboard again drawfags hear my callhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86461887-4075-8311>captcha:GRAY D (holy shit)
>>150526618whoa! whats the context here
>>150526673Build me a time machine and I'll prove you wrong.
>>150526561damn, these were all really good
>>150526165he isnt proud of it but hes absolutely mexican
>>150526674later
>>150526674I'll have time after my chores for 1 doodle. what should I draw?
>>150526795johns remote ghost gauntlets
>>150526693No one seems to know sadly. It's circulated for years without a source.
>>150526694Did and did
>>150526659there are tons of female perverts anon they just come bundled with other, more significant issues that arent actually worth dealing with
>>150526659all the freaks are stepping out the closet again when the pilot drops
>>150526795Ellith dressed as Isaac Clarke from Dead Space and having a bad time
>>1505264258uilt for culling
>>150527050Don't be mean.
>>150527050Bult for buckets
>>150527127Why are her horns a piece of swiss cheese
>>150527144Unfortunately for such a disgusting post... Check em.
>>150526497But she's Betty Crocker?
>>150527375Human disguise. Her (and to a lesser extend Meenah's) whole thing is that they talk in african american slang (with extra fish puns)
>>150527166I eated them
>>150527127roll her into a wrapfill her with cream
>>150527723i'd fill her with my cream if you know what I mean
>>150527731are you stupid i was already doing thatwell there are two ends to any wrap…
>>150527764oh no, I mean fill her with actual cream. And 8ite her. Slurp up that delicious caramel 8lood, which, when com8ined with the yummy cream, will 8e like a hot caramel fudge sundae The wrap is to make her feel claustropho8ic, and also to asphyxiate her if it's also around the head. Like water8oarding. Y'know, 8ecause have sex with low8loods is nasty, 8ut torturing them is 8ased
>>150527817the fuck did I just read
>>150527886the superiority of a high8lood in the form of semi-sexual sadistic writing
>>150527817STOP
>>150527910why is coleslaw hiding his blood color? is he a rustblood or something
>>150527886he draws vriska with his left arm
>>150519950>can someone remove it pleasei gotchu buddy
>>150527968holy 8ased
>>150527817least deranged blue blood
>>150528040>least 8ased 8lue 8loodthere, I fixed it for you, low8lood scum
>>150528114you can tell the racism of a troll by if their typing quirk activates in lowblood
>>150528160What if their typing quirk activates only in lowblood>L0vv8l00d$, can you even imagine such an unfortunate existence
>>150528160crazily enough;high8loods whose quirk activates with "low8lood"- Vriska- Equius- Eridanby far the racistest trolls ever maybe. And Feferi's doesn't activate there either so that's lends credence to this
Was just me who only noticed now how recurringly japanese some of Jade's music is, like Atomic Bonsai, Umbral Ultimatum, and Heel Girl
>>150528377She likes anime, there is anime on the posters in her room
>>150528377Dave's one of them racist guys with Asian wives.
>>150528377Yeah, o8viously. Jade is half Japanese (that's what the J in Jade stands for)
>>150528377When homestuck first started and for a lot of it’s run “cultural appropriation” was not a hot button topic even on tumblr. So the racially ambiguous thing was made up to square the circle of 4 white kids being the only remnants of all of humanity while using this kind of “world music” style across their music.
>>150528413Anon... That's not anime... That's furry porn.
>>150528442It's funny how they do that but if you linearly read through Karkat's timeline they're referred to as pink babies multiple times. You don't even need to do that much with John's white rapper line
>>150528114cull me
>>150528500your a 8ad little low8lood aren’t you
>>150528500low8lood scum, don't tell me what to do>>150528537culled instantly for imperson8ing a high8lood
>>150527986They would be the guardians/ancestors I presume?
>newest sburb.exe page actually spooked meI am such a bitch when it comes to even the most piddly of jump scares....
>>150528605>A YOUNG INCARNATE STANDS IN HIS PRISON CELL.
>>150528613damn that was loud i had my volume all the way up fuck
>>150528675Space days is a red herring. Prisounebound is crossing over with elderstuck
>>150528470>linearly read through Karkat's timelineWhy the hell would you suffer yourself keeping track of all that shit
>>150528798the HS fandom wiki has links to every pesterlog every character has. All one would have to do is go to the one where he first messaged John, and go down from there.
>>150527427my friend's goat
>>150528853>>150528798Or just use thishttps://github.com/HarryHinderson/UHC-Universal-Viewport/releasesMakes an interesting reread when dealing with the trolls
>>150528798This would unironically be an effective way for them to show the trolls and the kids at the same time if they make a cartoon series, switch between Karkat and John in their backwards conversations
I sure hope they reveal hiveswap in today's Playstation State of Play....
>>150529019
>>150529055Joey looks so culla8le here
>>150529055They're going to have a lot of mutant babies.
>>150529055Who are these dumbasses
>>150529073just two low8loods. Nothing you don't see everyday. Also pir8 hiveswap if you haven't. It's pretty entertaining
>>150529055would have been cool to see Dammek fucking around on earth
>>150529095>would haveis Hiveswap not being worked on any more or something?
>>150529133Silksong released before Hiveswap.
>>150529133its a toss up with what pumpkin
>>150529136holy fuck youre right LMAO
>>150525798He looks loke he cries like a little boybitch when he gets dominated by a lowblood mutant
>>150529136I just checked when act 2 released and it's 8een 5 fucking years. Goddamn
>>150529055I want joey to teach him what a true healthy friendship feels like and drown him in love and hugs
>I-I CAN FINALLY BREATHE MANG
>>150529055I want to rape and cuddle them 8oth 8rutally
>>150526311>the racist whiteboy craves black meatSasuga
>>150529249kek>DO THE WINDY THING FOR EM DEREK
>>150526618You've got to question why someone would just flash an entire group of freaks at a con like that. And sort of respect the balls needed to do it.
>>150529289well Aradia would probably maybe do something like that so she was just method acting I guess
>>150529289thats a pussy not balls
>>150529289>why would a freak be a freak before more freaks
>>150529289because its based
>>150529249would he 8e George Eg8ert or John Floyd?would George 8e a 8ard of 8reath?would Derek Chauvin (the police who put him down) 8e a Prince of 8reath?
>>150529289her undies are super cute and by god we need to all see it
>>150529324Fair enough, its just, most of them were teenagers right?
>>150529395desu I don't think a pair of panties is that big a deal. you can reveal even more skin just going to the beach
do we got a imgur of the previous whiteboard yet?
>>150528443>the animated series will never include real furry porn with foreshadowing in it
>>150529419Maybe youre right and im just thinking to hard about it. But imagine being that Aradia and like 12 years later coming across a picture of yourself flashing someone at a con.
>>150529534
>>150529463Eh, maybe, people make cosplay lewds and porn too. This is rather tame. The girls I knew who took cosplay lingerie photos during peak Homestuck never seemed like they’ve lost sleep over it.
I'd start a suburb session with you guys, no homo
>>150529717I'd start a s8ur8 session with you too anon. We'd pro8a8ly 8oth die (whether or not we god tier from it, who knows), but it's whatever
>>150529717We'd all prototype the worst shit don't lie
>>150529809Id nut on my Vriska plushy and then id prototype her
>>150529809do you think if you prototyped a piece of paper with the word "hot girl" on it, it'd 8e the same as actually prototyping one?
>>150529717I will prototype myself and a sword. That means if an underling kills you, you got penetrated by a man ergo you gay
>>150529823she'd kill you and doom our session you buffoon. Do you really want imps that are covered in cum AND angry at you AND can put you to sleep?
>>150529823I’d nut on mine and double up your sprite
>>150529849Depends. Do those imps look like Vriska?
>>150529849Worth it
>>150529873they have a vague resemblance to her (horns, 8-eyed pupil/eyepatch) but otherwise just look like imps
>>150529781it would be completely worthwhile just for the land quests, team efforts and alchematizing alone
>>150529717I think me and my friends would beat sburb...However my one other homestuck aware friend believes we'd get doomed cause he believes our tall friend who gets forced to be the leader in anything we play would kill someone important, he also says its KoS for any time player because "you can't trust time players".But I have faith that the true colors under pressure of the people I know are much better than they think, also like 75% are military so I doubt anyone's gonna have trouble with imps.>t. Mage of light player
>>150529907That's good enough for me. That plushy's getting prototyped.
>>150529935that's assuming an anon doesn't accidentally crush you to death with a cruxtruder or something
>>150529809I'd prototype my little sloth plush I got from six flags. the knernelsprite would talk slow as shit but the imps won't be much hassle. net win in my eyes
>>150529937it only takes one prince
>>150529835goddamn bard players
>>150529835>t. bard of hope
>>150530013Prince of Space here, you better believe we're a dead session
>>150529963
>>150530071Vriska would convert for John and pray for babies
>>150529973s-surely we 're not that incompetant
What if a session had a Prince of Space, Bard of Time, and a Slyph of Space and Witch of Time? Would it balance out?
>>150530094John would insist that she doesn't need to but she does it anyway to prove she can be a model christian.
>>150530138it's a very real possi8ility. Imagine Anon is hovering a giant fucking thing over your head (as a joke), then his dog or whatever pounces at him. Anon loses control of the cruxtruder or alchemizer or whatever, and you get crushed to death. simple as that
>>150529937>you can't trust time playerswhat did timefags ever do to anybody?
Personally I dont think any classpect can ruin a session by itself if the player is correctly tard-wrangled or doesnt need wrangling at all
>>150530148>>150530094she literally kills people
>>150526165>>150526024>juggalos are so forgotten people aren't aware it's 300% white trash only
if you guys will have me in your session, I'll be sure to do my best, whatever that entails!>t. page of heart
>>150530176the classpect itself doesn't do anything. Classpects are based on personality though, so if you're a dumbass you're gonna be a fucking bard or page or something. I wouldn't trust a Bard, not because I have something against Bards, but because the people who are Bards are gonna fuck something up
>>150530207>Pagecome on 8ro. What are you gonna do? 8last your "potential" 8eams all over some imps or something? get outta here lol
>>150530219calliope states some bards have potentionally solo-carried their session before
>>150529436I bet it's going to remove Dave's furry poster gift to her to try and play up Davekat more.
>>150530191as if that's ever stopped anyone from welcoming my homie J.C. into their lives before
>>150526387One day we will get page 2
>>150530167sorry bros my chihuahua's coming to the session with us
>>150530241I guess a 8ard of Void (me 8tw) or a 8ard of Doom would 8e a8le to, 8ut something like "8ard of Hope" or "8ard of Heart" are just gonna fuck things up
>>150530176It never really gets laid out if princes actually cause the disruption merely by existing or by intention, it's possible you'd just come out on top as someone immune to your sign. Princes of time might live forever, etc
>>150530266bard also invites destruction through their aspect, so a bard of hope can theoretically cheer on you so hard you get a legit power up
>>150530260CULLA8LE LITTLE LOW8LOOD!!!!!!!! GONNA TEAR DAT ASS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150530300>I'm gonna use Hope to destroy our session!!!Yeah no I still wouldn't trust a 8ard ever. (I'm a 8ard of Void)
>>150530237well, uh, people have theorized a page of heart might powers like self-cloning or influencing emotions. so maybe I can be of use?
>>150530399Sorry, 8ut literally all of the pages we've seen have 8een a8solutely incompetent losers (unrealized). And the only one who was realized was done so 8y a very, very, very powerful Sylph, so unless we have a fucking Sylph of Heart or Light or Life or whatever, you'd effectively 8e a sitting quackbeast
>>150530260Cursed 3d ellith horns
I want to give ellith a big hug and tell her shes stronger and more powerful than she knows
I'm not gonna lie, if I was in a Sburb session with you losers, I would make sure we lost on purpose because none of us fucking deserve to win that shit.
>>150530460
>>150530709You would die a just death
>>150530260He did make more pages tho https://mspfa.com/?s=56137&p=1
https://mspfa.com/?s=64871&p=1
>>150531040Saw this on the recently updated page. Now that i’ve checked it out seems pretty interesting. Ill be keeping up with it
>>150531526Im enjoying it a lot, unique premise and time period for a Homestuck adventure. Seems like it's inspired by skaianet systems
>>150530323Ayy, classpect twin
>>150531901why they gotta include the 8ulge too? I hate sharing a class with a joke character
>>150532233I always thought it would be cool if godtier outfits had variations based off of their aspect (like John's has that huge windsock hood because he's Breath, Dave has the gear trim to his coif cause of Time)So what I'm saying is that for Bard of Void the codpiece should get a penectomy.
Jade living on an island with her puppies and Dave comes by to talk about her horrifying halfling horrors and then questions if the potential to spawn such furries is truly within him, or if perhaps her genes overloaded his, and thereby he shall never be known as a furry
>>150532265yeah that'd 8e funny, if we even knew what a god-tiered 8ard LOOKED LIKE. We still have no idea (I think) 8ecause Gamzee was never truly god-tiered
>>150532319what tf are you talking a8out???????? I assume you're talking a8out a scenario in which Jade and Dave had children, puppies, as you've stated. I also suppose it wouldn't even really 8e her genes, it'd 8e 8ec's, 8ut anyways I'd fuck all of her puppies. No exceptions
>>150532368could you turn the quirk off when making posts like this please
>>150532321Who was the dancestors' bard again?
>>150532773Cronus
>>150532321Collide had this, apparently.
>>150529055cute art
>>150530709we'd just hogtie you and finish the adventure ourselves
>>150526659We get this exact post every thread. Every single fucking thread.Get new material.
>>150532869damn. the 8ulge is canonized
>>150530709we'd just gangrape you until you're normal and then finish the adventure
>>150533295To be fair, you can hardly call yourself a true bard without a codpiece to match.
>>150533376I suppose a 8ard without a copiece CAN HARDLY 8E CONSIDERED A 8ARD AT ALL
>gird your loins
They're gonna skip all the way to LE in the pilot, and at the end, he'll say "You've Homed your last Stuck" and kill the main four. If there's another episode, it'll be revealed to be a vision from Jade on Prospit or something stupid
>>150533826 (me)wait wait wait no, he'd say "I'm already Homed" and then he'll Stuck all over the place
why nobody talking bout jester quest
>>150534139cause this isn't /jqg/ (Jester Quest General). Also, people talked a8out it when it was coming out, 8ut now no one cares, 8ecause it's old news
>>150534139It was amusing, but short and vapid. What do you want people to talk about? The Jester? The Weed Jester? Jollacrity?
>>150534139I don't read side stuff
>>150534139hussie.....
>>150534139It was a fun story but like, we already talked about it when it was being updated and when the fan panel event was running.There's just not a lot to talk about with it right now.
>>150534139It was neat while it lasted, and I really enjoyed it, but there wasn't much to talk about aside from the Psycholonials connection. That was discussed not too long ago and not really worth bringing up every thread.The fanpages are cool, but that event also ended a few days ago. I presume they plan on doing something with that later. My first instinct was that they'd compile those fan entries and upload them on the main website, but that seems like a lot of work.
I hope the pilot goes mega-viral and gets like 500 million views or something, not only guaranteeing a full 7 season animated series, but also enraging literally every person who hates Homestuck, Hussie, Vivziepop, etc. Not to mention the massive influx of newgens that would come flooding in from it going so big.Just, imagine the shitstorm if fucking HOMESTUCK somehow managed to blow-up the internet again in fucking 2025 and become the most watched animated pilot of all time.It would be hysterical.
>>1505347338ut then it'd suck because /hsap/ would be filled with even faggotier faggots, and it'd suck even more
>>150534733Nah dudeIn the 2000s, everyone chatted about shit in the same tiny forums as everyone elseWe are far, far too atomized in 2025. You would have to spam shorts on every platform imaginable just to get the same kind of reach you did back then
>>150534696We actually know what they're doing with them. It's stated on the Discord that Andrew Hussie will compile the fan pages that he likes, add in new 'connecting pages' of his own and turn it into an actual somewhat cohesive story that will be added to the new site.Hard to say exactly when that will happen because, as you said, it's a lot of work. But he's got several months to figure it out while everyone's pre-occupied with the HS re-release event.I imagine the capstone to the official site's completion will be uploading the new, 'complete' Jester Quest that is a combination of fan-pages and hussie's own writing/art in a series of updates as a whole new event.
>>150534733Physically impossible
>>150534784It happened with TADC. That shit was sitting on only like, 5 million views at the end of the first week. Then it went fucking NUCLEAR-tier viral and suddenly it was everywhere and had over 300 million views.I'm not going to say that it's a likely outcome. But it IS possible for an animated pilot to go that big on virality alone.
>>150534733It'll get 3 mil views MAX.
>>150534843no way words of mouth spreads and every homestuck will get their friend into it
>>150534790You're absolutely right. I actually forgot that they explained that.In that case, yeah, I think your idea is probably what's going to happen. Not sure how many panels will be chosen, but Hussie has like 500 submission to choose from, so that should offer enough options to help conjure a relatively comprehensible ending.
>>150534843I would predict that, unless it goes viral, it's actually likely to wrap up on around 6 million views a few months down the line, based primarily on the number of views the trailer got.If you take a look at other indie animated pilot episodes on YT, excluding freak events where a specific pilot/show went viral, a pilot episode generally gets about 4 times the number of views as the trailer and the HS pilot trailer got 1.5 million views.So 6 million is my bet.
>>150534926I just hope he doesn't pick too many of the cringe-ass meme pages.The event submissions were a real mixed bag of absolute kino and the fucking laziest, cringiest meme references imaginable.
>>150535015To be fair the way he handled the "hawk tuah" one made me chuckle. I trust Hussie to figure it out.
>>150534733>a finger on the monkey's paw curls>you get your wish, all of homestuck is animated in exacting detail due to it's immense new found viral popularity>ALL of it.>including the epilogues>and beyond canon
This mspfa is pretty neat. It’s very not gay. Exceedingly so. It’s also doing suggestions you could send one. https://mspfa.com/?s=64604&p=1
>>150534831Yeah but TADC had one of the best designs ever created. It was basically perfectly calibrated to go viral. Pomni is the kind of cocaine the algorithm thrives on, Homestuck lacks something so one-second enticing.
>>150535063No problem with this as long as I can still shit on post canon here
>>150535169I don't know, if they show all the 4 kids in one episode, with their shirt symbols, their chumhandles, their weapons that shit does gangbusters because it's so easy to make an OC of. Doubly so when it comes to the trolls which is why so many people went wild for Act 5. I could totally see it getting that boom.
>>150535222I mean, one of the main reasons the original webcomic went big on the old internet was that the art style was so easy to replicate so fans could whip up an OC in like 10-15 minutes.So you're not wrong. But ultimately this type of thing mainly comes down to pure luck. The various algorithms that social media sites use have to decide to start pushing it to the front page so it starts getting momentum, which then feeds back into more people watching it after hearing about it on social media, which then causes the algorithm to push it even harder, which then causes the content farms to start churning out mpreg homestuck elsa-spiderman kids videos, which then draws even more attention, and feeds back into even more views.People seriously underestimate how much of this process is a combination of pure luck and easily meme-able aesthetics.
>>150465058> Blade Runner are you lonely meme except it's a giant Karkat and punished NepetaTook me a bit. Here. Thx for the req. Enjoyed sperging out on this.
>>150535356Kino
watching some of these old homestuck fan skits and they got a fat to play jane lmfaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGYURiHP2cs
>>150535222Homestuck got more popular over time, tadc blew up episode 1 but fell in views over time. If homestuck does blow up again it’s going to be over time like in the original. I would be very surprised if a rushed through pilot with a cake fight as it’s big moment surpassed ligmanal-space-childrens-show-but-actually-scary-pilot-with-theorybaitEven the other selling points like name recognition of toby fox appeals to a much tighter audience than what is basically the entire children’s horror zeitgeist
>>150535356LMEOOOOOWWWWW
>>150535356>top tier kino is being produced before our very eyesWere so back
>>150535356she's literally me
I wish dave being a photgraphy nerd actually went somewhere besides the one time it was mentioned after he was introduced
>>150535374>>150535458>>150535474>>150535426thank youAlso drew a little terezi. Will develop this idea more, hehe.
>>150535506same with kanaya's fashion designing
>>150535506>>150535537it's almost as if Hussie is a fake and a fraud,,,,,
>>150535537completely forgot about that too, just goes to show how flanderized things got
>>150535516I love this terezi
>fanventure has hot brown Vriskaokay, now I'm sure this is gonna be good
>>150535356incredible, truly.ult rogue of heart powers would be insane
>>150535516good tereziI hope you draw some daverezi one day, I really like your nepkats. high quality m/f
>>150535516hell yeah thats my favorite troll right there
>>150535788>>150535843>>150535803>I hope you draw some daverezi one dayThanks, I really should desu. They make a good pair.
new thread?
>>150526862>>150527044ok I combined the two prompts
