>superheroes, but it's a space operaGenuinely how does DC keep fucking up with the Legion of Super-Heroes? It's such a simple concept with tons of characters to tell stories with. I don't get it.
Yay wazzo wednesday
>>150522626It's been a minute, so why not.
>>150522665I was just telling my best friend in the world last week how much i missed the wazzo witual posting. Long live the legion my dudes.
>>150522532Because the Legion are inherently fucking lame. It's that simple. Their names and power sets are stupid and their designs are mediocre at the best of times.
>>150523309Which clickbait Youtuber told you to believe that?
>>150523328Bro, it's geek shit. Superhero Star Trek is never gonna be big. Shit's too niche.
>>150525169>geek shit... Nigga, it's superheroes. Also, stop using the word 'niche' as an excuse for why things shouldn't be allowed to exist. You talk like a corpo.
>>150522532Batman isn't in the title
>>150527178I hate that you're not wrong.
>>150522532Long time no see.
>>150529040Yeah
Imra best girl.
Seriously, the Legion was doing planet hopping adventures eight years before Star Trek TOS first aired. It should not be possible to fuck it up, and yet DC keeps doing that. Incompetent fucks.
>>150527178I'm pretty sure that wouldn't have saved Gotham Knights (show and game). It definitely didn't save "Pennyworth: The Origin of BATMAN's Butler.".
>>150530946The only redeeming qualities of Gotham Knights was Barbara's phat ass and Harley pulling a Dr. Oz shtick.
Hope we get relaunch news at NYCC but I'm very worried it won't be until after the first two years of the Absolute meta plot wraps up
>>150531238I do not want Absolute Legion of Super-Heroes. I reject this entire concept.
>>150523328My own eyes and ears, genius. I've been rolling my eyes at the Legion ever since I first saw them in a damn Silver Age omnibus, and they haven't really gotten any better since. They showed up a couple of times in the DCAU and they sucked there too.
>>150531410So you're just a fun-hating cunt, got it.
>>150531499Piss off.
>>150522532hello again wazzobros. how do we feel about the implication that we will get a fifth legion soon? also Superman #30 was peak
>>150533812So long Bendis (and his influence) isn't there I'm fine with it.
>>150522665
Anyone want to explain Black Dawn to someone who just started reading the Five Years Later run?
>>150536001Just read Legion of Three Worlds, as it's Black Dawn in all but name AND Wildfire survives
>>150522665>>150535988>making fun of my people after all I did for her and hersI don't care if it leads to my banishment or if she turns intangible at the last millisecond to make the effort futile: I would punch this bitch so hard she'd end up back on the Phantom Zone.Clark is a fucking wimp.
>>150536001Noodles incident that pretty much decimated the legion and led to a huge exodus of members, leading to Sun Boy dissolving the team.The issue of what happened though is fucked as there are two different versions of it as the Heir sums had their own version (told in an OOP Legion roleplay book) and Tom Peyer's version (who's climax actually say print).The Beirbaum version involved a vague but massive month long crisis involving the Legion of Super villains led by the Molecule Master that saw Earth nearly destroyed. Two Legion members died: a new version of Reflecto, while Wildfire was subjected to an unexplained fate worse than death that everyone refused to talk about, it being so horrifying.Peyer's version dropped the LSV and had it involve a near bankrupt Earthgov taking a loan from space gangster Starfinger then not repaying it. So he sent Dr Regulus to snuff out the sun, which was weakened and only saved when Wildfire merged with it to reignite it and Regulus being killed by Drake prior to his sacrifice The only consistent of the two versions is Timber Wolf being exposed to radiation and turning into Furball
Is the DC Finest a good place to dip my toe into the Legion? I've wanted to try the comics for a long time, but never got around to it.
Been a while since i last saw one of these
>>150535988Sexual Harassment Tinya at it again. Why is she so horny?
How does she keep getting away with it? The 31st century has much looser sexual standards. Everyone in the future is a horny freak, Tinya's just more open about it than most.
>>150530057True
>>150535988She looks so much better without defined lips, fuck
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>>15053598>>150537485>>150537491Why is she so cute?
>>150522532>>150530087>Boring planets with boring aliens>Boring basic future technology with no imagination >retreading JLS villains, or stupid concepts like "us, but Evil". Oh and a Wizard in a fucking wizard hat. Kek.>let's keep killing off Useless Girl's dupes, then reboot and keep doing it for bathos.>Endless shipping drama for the faggot fanbase>Take a team of superheroes half of whom have abilities so modest they barely qualify as superhuman (particularly in a space tech setting) and keep adding Kryptonians to overshadow all of them>reboot, do the same shit over again>reboot, do the same shit over againLegion was always low imagination trash.Nothing the obsessed OP says can change this fact.
>>150539215She just is
So how did you guys feel about Omega Karate Kid jobbing to an unarmed Lex Luthor?
>>150522532Isn't DC cosmic side just the big blue people keeping every civilization weak and using the Green Lanterns as their police force?
>>150542524nah they get raped every other week and they're aren't enough GLs to handle everything
They should let the pony woman have a go at it, and not shoot her in the foot like they did with DCSHG
>>150522532People say modern times are too cynical for superman but theyre actually too cynical for losh. A future where everyone isnt dead? Impossible. Superman is just the fantasy that your schlubby but stable work husband will turn out to be hot when you decide to settle down.
>>150536191Did the Beirbaum ever fully explain their version of black Dawn in an interview or something?
>>150542910I've always liked the idea that Legion's 31'st century IS the brighter future that Superman fights for. It's why I hate the downplaying of their role in Clark's life. Of course he believes that things will get better, cause he's seen it for himself. His buddies from the future visit him to party sometimes.
>>150522532Wazzoooooooooo
>>150532527>extreme closeup of her chest
>>150522532>the Legion gets rebooted yet again
>>150522532AAAAAAAAH shota braniaaaac.
>>150536194Shooter Legion is peak, dunno what issues it packs but you pretty much can't go wrong with him
>>150546038The Legion is getting rebooted at an increasingly exponential rate. At current predictions, we'll soon be seeing the Legion reboot once every 3 days
>>150547551The issue only has a small number of Shooter's issues (the tail end of his run) but it has arguably his most famous story, the infamous "I Accuse My Parents" story.Most of the trade is the entire Dave Cockrum run with Carey Bates as writer and (to fuck with people who want to mix and match with the archives) the very first Mike Grell issue which is also infamous.
>>, the infamous "I Accuse My Parents" story.What are you talking about about?
>>150533812I’m happy with another crack at Retroboot
