>"Now you will see the world as it is, its treasures and its horrors both."
Bump if you're reading.
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>150523080she's actually cute here
>>150523166This reveal would've been great if it wasn't spoiled like days in advance because accounts on twitter can't keep their damn mouths closed
>>150523214just avert your eyes nigga
>>150523273It was too late then. Like they showed the whole page. And it was a zatanna fan account too, that a wonder woman fan account re tweeted. Shit pissed me off so bad
>>150523160A crocodile is fine too…
>>150523160Who's in the cell with all the papers taped up?
>>150523126Absolute WW feels much happier in tone than mainline WW does huh
>>150523385Darkseid probably wants her to be healthy when he rapes her
>>150523379Might be this dude?https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Horace_Throstle_(Earth-One)
Thank the goddesses this series exist... I don't know how much more I can take of King trying to justify the Iraq War to himself...
>>150523461mite b kool
>>150523002Isn't this shit over yet?Why is it even called Wonder Woman?
>>150523120Hippolyta looking cute as hell, except for panel 3.
>>150523385Absolute Diana is having a wonderful time, especially compared to the Absolute versions of Kal and Bruce.
>>150523080
>>150523413Darkseid is a amazonian simp>>150523599Because carolfag, it is outselling capcunt marvel, and it is the best WW story in years
>>150523160>that cat tailSo Priscilla is going to be Cheetah in this universe?Based
>>150523599you have autism
>>150523689There is nothing WW about it, and the artstyle is ugly.Is this some battered wife syndrome where you are hellbent to like anything new with WW in the tittle that gets for some reason a modicum of recognition?
>>150523723it's just that you can't understand change due to your developmental disability. unfortunately it means you're not a real fan of comics; go back to /tv/
>>150523160Why is the tiny redhead mad? It looks like they gave her plenty of tubes to run around in.
>>150523739pms
>>150523739100% sure is Mera
>>150523737If it's changed, don't call it Wonder WomanLiking anything no matter what and calling something X ust because there is a X on the cover but none of the substance doesnt' make you a fan, but an invader.Apples aren't 'oranges that changed'Go back to kindergarten, emotional diaper-filler
>>150523785I'm sorry about your brain damage
>>150523785We found tom king's posts
>>150523739Because that's Giganta and being a generic angry brute is like 90% of her personality
>>150523794I'm sorry if you stupid and can't even understand what you read>>150523801Two things can be bad at the same time
Somene one these day will be actually subversive and put the actual Wonder Woman in the Wonder Woman book. It's been more than a decade at this point...
This was a great issue. The joy of the Amazons actually gave me chills.
>>150523840Hey that's Diana of Themyscira, the protagonist of Absolute Wonder Woman.
>>150523863>this apple is clearly and apple, but see? it's called orange.Ah, yes, the one famously raised in hell by circe, who wields the berserk sword, and live in a lolrandom world filled will lolrandom character sometimes named as WW characters.Only thing in common is the title of the book, which is just an anti-artistic marketing trick
>>150523723>and the artstyle is ugly.Piss off and take your aching butt with you
>>150523962You are too comically angry and defensive to not be some kind of subnormal irlSounds like hearing rabid defenders of Zack Snyder or something like thatyes the artstyle is ugly
>>150523951Why are you complaining that the Elseworlds book has stuff that's different in it and not that the "main" Wonder Woman book resembles the classical character even less?
>>150524023he is disabled
>>150523089Hoping this leads to the absolute aquaman
>>150523951Being raised by Circe and learning magic from her is the only subversive thing being done in this so far, I'm surprised how restrained the writer is being with her honestlyShe's always used over the top weapons from time to time and she has by far the most "lolrandom" cast and rogue gallery out of the trinityThe only people I've seen get mad at this were the troons hoping she'd be lesbian instead of wanting to be fucked by Steve again
>>150524023Because nobody is writing WW and you retards are acting like this is how WW is supposed to be.Like in Azzarello's dogshit era
>>150524091I found what you're looking for
>>150524079>no WW origin>no WW powerset>sword, MUH WARRIOR>no WW iconographyIt's not WW (which is not a lesbian btw)
>>150523160>Cheetah>Cuca>Giganta>Paper-ManWho's the cryptid looking thing?
>>150524121I found what you are looking for
variant covers for this issueMain CoverAbsolute Wonder Woman #12 Cover B Mirka Andolfo VariantAbsolute Wonder Woman #12 Cover C Yasmine Putri VariantAbsolute Wonder Woman #12 Cover D Mateus Manhanini Variantthis one is quite spooky
>>150524145what I was looking for can be found here >>150523002
>>150524149she should do that to me
>>150524172Yeah, which is not WWGlad we agree, franchisetard
>>150524186It's Absolute Wonder Woman (Wonder Woman)
>>150524186>Reeeeeee sxhear isnt part of the alphabetGood, fuck tom king, DCAU and new52
>>150524186>franchisetardIs this actually Tom King lol
>>150524145Xena is much cooler than Diana ever was desu
I think AWW is just ok, the writing style makes me feel that it'd be better off being an actual D&D sword and sorcery type story with WW having a party of characters she adventures alongsideThe Atlantis stuff was interesting though, hope Aquaman is cool whenever he does show up
>>150524247It's called: "in name only"Glad we agree>>150524276Xena wasn't a shitty reinvented/rebranded character. That helps a lot
>>150524256Definitely
>>150524331I t would absolutely be better if it was its own thing, like it desperately wants to be.What a wasted opportunity to create new characters
>>150524337Diana has been repeatedly reinvented and rebranded for decades because she is simply lame when you go beyond surface level with the character, you are many years too late with your asshurt my man
>>150524367It's still one specific character. And wrong versions do not exist on the same level.People owning the IP doing shit with it is another problem entirely.And the reinvention salad only became a real problem in the last 15 years or so. Before that she always bounced back hackjobs liek the powerless era
>>150524367Currently they can't even get the surface right, This is a new level of craptastic
>Why is the Absolute universe different.
>>150523032>those giant lift shoesCute womanlet
>>150523739The default state of small people is mad
>>150523120Cute
>first time in years Diana is written in character>retard spergs because she has a sword
>>150523385Diana gave a piece of her soul to save darkseid way back when, he's probably cutting her some slack if at least unconsciously
>>150523005Ok
>>150523160Paperman?
>>150523951>and live in a lolrandom world filled will lolrandom character sometimes named as WW characters.This is just the golden age Wondy.
>>150523032>those MASSIVE lift shoesWOMANLETS
>>150523111Huh, I thought Io was instantly vaporized by Zeus, but that's cool too I guess
>>150525068I'm thinking it's some kind of curse which prohibits Amazons from dwelling on the surface of the earth. Diana seems to be exempt because she is too based.
>>150523840ok brotatochip
>>150523126So what's the tweest here gonna be, why was Diana sent to hell and why is she being told there were no Amazons left?
>>150524144Nina Mazursky maybe
>>150523126GIRLS KISSING GIRLSNOT KISSING (YOU)
>>150526406last time I kissed a girl was like 5 years ago and she was fat and has herpes
>>150526430
>>150526464didn't ask you to care
people dont like the artstyle? xd
>>150523160>ZuelOh shit, Giganta's small?
>>150523011So the labyrinth is a place where they are trapping all the last "magical" being in the universe?
>>150523385I think I commented about this in previous threads that Darkseid might respect the old gods better than the other beings in the universe, being a god himself. WW seems to have done most of trials as a child rather than Batman and Superman that are learning and dealing with being what they are right now.
>>150523698It's actually Absolute Garfield.
>>150523120She needs a black husband
>>150523150She also needs a black husband
I would just like to say that the next time either Israel or China unleashes an engineered virus on the earth, I hope it kills all of the niggers
>>150523848Haha what if they have massive island wide lesbian orgies like Krakoa had mutant sex parties
>>150527388>>150527407b-based?
How many women has Hippolyta fucked on that island?
>>150527849It's perfect; all they need is for me to kiss their feet and get them all pregnant
>>150527355Jon help,Bane punched me so hard It made me into a khajit !THEY DONT EVEN SERVE LASAGNA HERE JON !
>>150523160This story is taking years after Absolute Batman, after Waylan has been on HRT
>>150528033the majority
>>150528180Each of them get a visit from her when they turn 18
>>150528226didn't know Hippolyta was into that
>>150523160>Fish lady>Big thing>Fire thingLet me see if I can identify them
>>150528372Maybe the fire thing is Fireworks Man?
>>150528337She's queen of an island of women where they've been trapped for centuries or millennia. They're all bored with scissoring.
>>150523005For you.
I like Absolute Circe honestly, dunno if I like Themyscria still being around in this setting but presumably there's some sort of catch to this
>>150523002have a bump fag
>>150528372The fire thing is Zara
>>150523005>Bump if you're reading.No, I don't think I will.
>>150523120GAY
She still doing satanic black magic with menstrual blood?
>>150523120>>150523126Damn, this page actually made me feel somethingAlso god damn is she a milf
I dunno guys her Taco Whiz issue is still the best Wonder Woman anything.
>>150526088Maybe any amazonians besides diana get instantly zapped to this fuckass island and can't exist on earth outside of places like the maze?
>>150527388She has a black wife, does that count?
>>150531889No not really.
The story is getting worse and worse, and the art isn't saving it anymore.Initially, I had extremely high hopes for Absolute DC, but it's just become too dumb and edgy. Not exactly what I like in comics. Ultimate Marvel had a better run overall imho.
>>150532410>Ultimate Marvel had a better run overall imho.I agreed with everything you wrote until this line. Ultimate Marvel is even worse.
>>150532410AWW isn't that edgyneither is AFlash though it's issue is that barely anything is happening in it
>>150524337You are so angry lol
>>150525596>brotatochipWhat is this?
>>150532410>Ultimate Marvel had a better run overalllmao
>>150533634What's with the Zatanna picture?
>>150533668idk just felt like posting her
>>150524144>>150528372Doesn't look like a shark but the fish girl might be Sharkeeta.Or maybe Thompson liked Nina from Creature Commandos and is putting her in the book.I mostly don't know who the big one to the right of the fish girl is considering Giganta is the shrunken one by Cuca. Might just be a generic cyclops or monster I guess.
>>150533706Makes sense.
>>150523100Etta's hairdo is atrocious
>>150533706based
I like this book
>>150534961I think I like it even more than Absolute Batman
>>150535069Oh for sure, I didnt really like Batman's first arc
>>150535142I was on the fence about it at the beginning too, but I've grown to love it once I got that it's really about that insanity. Absolute WW OTOH has had me hooked from the get.
i think hitler was right
>>150536031erm what does that have to do with AWW?
>>150536321both adolf and diana are incarnations from hellenic mythology
>>150523045>bottom right>draw a man>call it a woman
>>150536545She ha tits, so it isn't that extreme.
>>150536549>draw a man>give him tits
>>150536556Sherman is a stellar artist, but he's not great at keeping consistent models. She is woman shaped on the same page.
>>150523021Gave me a chuckle. At least Diana can have a sense of humor under dire circumstances.
>>150536446interesting
>>150536711
>>150526088Modern ddgy shitty reinvention of the month
>>150531889Modern comics do not count
>>150533538>NO U>Reading comprehension zero
>>150536811so she still has a black wife
>>150536837Not in any valid comic
>>150523005Ooooo
>>150523951Bro her main villain is a cheetah lady and she has an invisible jet. Wonder Woman is the definition of "lolrandom"
>>150525093I think the Gods are fashioning her into a weapon to kill the other amazons, and the Absolute universe grimdark thing is going to be the realization that her entire life and her relationship with Circe has been a psyop.
>>150523021I haven’t read this yet but Ferdinand is here? Neat.
>>150537062That would be a true subversion of her character. Have you seen any clues of your theory in the story so far?
>>150537041>ackshually ---> nonsequiturPlease don't say stupid shit
>>150537062A shitty WW run isn't a real shitty WW run unless it has>everything n her life is a lie>amazons are slaughtered
>>150536966In every valid comic*
>>150536966definition of valid according to anon: I don't like this
>>150536545>>150536549>>150536556Sherman is nonbinary so that tracks
>>150537355Nope. That shit doesn't exist.>>150537440Definition of invalid according to anyone normal: it contradict the character/it a shitty retcon/it's a preposterous ideological addition...Same shit as the non-existance of Jason
>>150523005Reading
>>150523160Giganta looks thick
>>150537163Only that Circe and Hecate are traditionally villains, and we know there's something fishy with what we've been told about the Amazons, and her life seems too good as it is, so I expect some part of it must be a betrayal.
>>150523508But mice have ears, and mouse-man knows, anon
>>150525068>>150525093Im assuming it's going to be>Amazon's are a bunch of retards>they got locked up forever to prevent them taking over/destroying the world >there's a catch involved with Diana which is why she got separated from them at birth and why the gods are so nervous.
>>150539483Ditto
>>150538566Hippolyta marrying Phillipus isn't any of those.
>>150540647>>Amazon's are a bunch of retardswell they are women
sex with io
>>150542417No
>>150542737yes actually
>>150542787>>150542737>>150542417BLACKED sex with Hippolyta Diana Queen Clea Barbara Etta and her sister
>>150543047you're jewish
>>150542787No actually
>>150523166Awesome
>>150524153Nice cover.
>>150523080buck teeth
>>150543833yes though
>>150543047No.
>>150549403correct
>>150549403incorrect
>>150537874jfc. All this dogshit art and obvious shills/libs saying its good all makes sense now. Its literally people going easy on a retarded/disabled person and this is why they recoil and insist diana is drawn "pretty" despite her having a fucking squidward nose and pants they just keep insisting it looks good because a faggot is drawing it.
>>150536583art looks like shit.
>>150543047pretty sure witches are into that kind of thing so sure why not
>>150549822I will forgive you your lying if you kill a nigger within the next 144 hours
>>150549842Sherman is great. He's done all the art for Dark Patterns and Into the Unbeing. He's got a stellar sense for perspective and paneling. I'll be following his career. Unfortunately you won't be able to do that because you have aids from getting fucked in the ass because you are a nigger and you'll die soon.
>>150541633It's just a preposterous gayshit retcon
>>150549906>Sherman is great.
>>150523126Nice
>>150523951
>>150523015>>150523032>>150523038>>150523067Why is Sabrina Carpenter so goddamn strong
>>150552208>Cope: the post
>>150550617correct
>>150523002Bump
>>150550602Nah
sex with Absolute Hippolyta's big fat hangers
I love her
>>150556367She's great
>>150523126>>150523120...I don't get it
>>150556403have you tried not being a nigger?
>>150523160I hope we see Cheetah soon.
>>150556403Don't get what? From the start of the comic, we've been led to believe that Diana is the last surviving Amazon and that some terrible fate had befallen the others. Even when she found Io in the maze it was still like "okay maybe a few could've survived in hidden places like that." Now it turns out that not only Themiscyra still exists, the entire goddamn island full of perfectly alive Amazons. Including Diana's biological mother. That's a pretty big reveal which casts doubt on her entire backstory.
>>150558054>not only Themiscyra still exists, the entire goddamn island full of perfectly alive Amazons.not only does Themiscyra still exist, the entire goddamn island is full of perfectly alive AmazonsManaged to mangle that sentence somehow.
