Homestuck will be real in 2 days
>Just one more day until one more day til the pilot airs
Rose if she could do something, anything at all to help anybody:
>>150546114I miss when MSPA was known for Problem Sleuth
>>150546138the only thing Rose can do to help that won't cause everyone misery is to spread her legs and shut up
>>150546145I wish I was on the MSPA forum back in the day, looked like a fun place
>>150546150Maybe the horrorterrors can be reasoned with
please let the pilot succeedplease let the pilot succeedplease let the pilot succeed
>>150546164it'd be funny if dealing with the horrorterrors actually cursed Rose for eternity, leaving her damned but never able to die
>>150546175This.It would be so peak to actually have Homestuck come back from the dead properly by getting a full animated series.I need this pilot to get enough attention and money to warrant a greenlight.
>==>Actually yeah why is there an imp in your fridge.
>>150546194>==>Whatever, you'll fix it later.
>>150546114can't wait for a barrage of swear words every 10 seconds because vivziepop wrote it
>>150546206You've never read Homestuck have you
>>150546204Address me.
>>150546206Bro you don't even know what kind of slurs Hussie was having everyone say in the comic. He was moving different with 20 different ways to call someone retarded a second.
>>150546206Worry about Homestuck having swearing in it is like worrying that the ocean will have water in it.If anything, you should be worried about swear words being cut, rather than added.
>>150546241I worry about davekat being added
>>150546114Im kinda bored, give me your classpect and something to work with and I'll make your packet with QuestThe latter can be a personal arc, a relevant hobby/skill, an item of importance, and/or an idea for a character.
>>150546240I for one look forward to a full-throated 'RETARD' every few minutesThe days before cultural sensitivity were great
>>150546256*planet
Am I a moron if I've been a Homestuck fan for 17 years and still don't understand classpects or what determines how yours gets picked at all?
>>150546257Whoever voices Karkat is gonna get a vocal fucking workout.
>>150546192these threads are genuinely the most fun I've had on this site in some time desu
>>150535980whiteboard linkhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86461887-4075-8311
What is her major malfunction?
>>150546360Nobody to fill her womb
>>150546175think it very likely willimo they'd need to drop the ball hard for it to not succeed
>>150546240Honestly that was pretty much the only slur. Besides some off-color racial humor (which wasn't really racist and more like 'wow everyone is so weird about race'), and the FAG log, it was basically just a bunch of retards. Which is basically in line with how everyone talked back then, even mainstream figures (ie The Black Eyed fucking Peas)
>>150546360near complete social / cultural isolationGorilla strengthNo good man to dick her down.
>>150546194agghhhhhh she cute
>>150546360Lack of understanding of her place in the hemospectrum
>>150546312hot mama
>>150546256UhhhNo idea what this is but surePrince of Space, telescope (12" Dobsonian), moon shoes, cave diving, grappling with being a walking black hole. Particulaly fond of lava lamps, glow-in-the-dark objects and crystal therapy due to loopy parents.
I kinda wanna get into Homestuck, but I've been told it's tough for newbies to properly integrate, so where the FUCK do I start?
>>150546551the beginning of the webcomiccurrently they're doing a re-release on the official website, but you can read the whole thing through other means
>>150546551Yeah, we're basically getting a live read-along of the comic as it comes outStart here:https://homestuck.com/New pages usually every day at 11 AM EDT
>>150546256Rogue of breathWorldbuilding, Tapletop gaming, Family activities, writing, and lonliness despite it all.
>>150546551there is a voice over series on youtube. Its been going on for fucking years due to slow updates, but it is generally alright.
>>150546452I could fix one of those problems.
>>150546551Read problem sleuth
>>150546766>Reading an entire comic just so you know where two inside jokes come from
>>150546781why. is reading for too long hard for you anon. does it hurt your brain
>>150546537Land of Frogs and Float>A planet that looks more akin to a moon, with its grey surface and low gravity>Dusted and barren, nothing seems to be of consequence here other than the Frogs that jump around(and they can jump for miles here)>the obvious quest is to breed the frogs, but the ultimate quest is for the prince to do something with the planet, either destroy it or make it interesting >>150546619Land of Idleness and windmills>a calm Land of idealic fields and plain>maybe too calm>okay yeah the denizens has made all the consorts lazy as shit.>there WERE adventures to be had, problems to solve, but nobody cares enough to give out the quests>the rouge needs to kick up some fervor, some sense of adventure in the land and get everything going, like the windmills
>>150546206Vivzie didn't write it, she just funded it.
>>150546256Mage of LightGeology, Spelunking, Cartography, Playing MMOs, Coffe, Reading, a little Mean Spirited and cynical but someone you can rely.
>>150546781its like 4 inside jokes at LEAST
>>150546893Why can't I hold, all these inside jokes?????
>>150546781Yes.
Can't wait to see this part animated.
why are homestuck fans always perma horny?
>>150547042Heh heh get it, because the trolls all have horns right
>>150546420Might as well pray for it's success (to cause the fandom to explode)
I'm ready for more cancer, boss...
>>150547042Ever since I saw the robot versions of characters as a teenager I've been a pervert.
>>150547105Here lies Aradiadaoots
>>150547105I would do anything to fuck Rosebot, Dirkbot and Davebot.
>i sure hope the homestuck show doesnt make changes to it to appeal to modern sensibilities>the ever slur-loving andrew hussie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4
>>150546145I missed my chance to buy the sepulchritude hoodie
>>150546297Aspects are easier to explain than classes. Aspects are tied to your personality and values, with each one having a literal component and a handful of thematic components, the thematic components generally having overlap with other aspects. Classes are both your "character arc" and how you interact with your aspect, both on a literal and conceptual level.
while i finish up a piece rn, does anyone want something drawn, i feel like sketching tonight
From Hussie, in the discord:>more newgen readers speculative designs, this time the trolls based only on their usernames and no knowledge of anything else about themas an aside: Man he still saves all his still drawings as gifs, why is that?
I joined a homestuck community and it was 90% underage kids I felt really weirded and left, I expected it to be people in their mid 20s lmao
>>150547359as of 2025, Homestuck fans are either going to be 15 or 35, there is no between
>>150547348>he still saves all his still drawings as gifs, why is that?GIF files don't compress the same way that jpeg and PNG files do, gif preserves the hard aliased edges the comics style uses
>>150546420>>150546175>>150546192There's pretty much no chance it will be a success, because Act 1 is too boring to attract a significant amount of new fans(See also: Homestuck didn't get popular enough to make a lot of money until Act 5) and most old fans don't give a shit anymore.
>>150547374Huh, learn something new every day. Thanks.
>>150547374Huh. I thought png did that too.
>>150547393It depends on which setting you use, even without compression enabled in GIMP I noticed it still smooths things out very subtly
>>150547386I think if you have a lot of weird flashes to future content you'll get a lot more interest, but yeah like I said in the other thread, without the immediate allure of a weird hot girl like Pomni or Guinevere, Homestuck will have to work with Toby's endorsements as the big starter push.
>>150547369As a 35 year old, this is also my impression. And the 35 year olds who still consider themselves "fans"(of anything, really) are also 15 years old mentally.
>>150547404Ah, I use paint.net for everything myself.
are manufacturers of gray body paint publicly traded companies? asking for a friend
>>150547348This is also not still
>>150547427if this actually gets big again, then by Act 5 it would be in the ridiculously keen interest of Toby to directly sell some kind of specially formulated cosplayer bodypaint
>>150547414>And the 35 year olds who still consider themselves "fans"(of anything, really) are also 15 years old mentally....so, including you? You're in one hell of a glass house saying that in this thread.
>>150547427I'm going to invest my money in the local grey bodypaint factory based on my financial Homestuck predictions.I will lose everything.
>>150547433Egg on my face, I forgot about the little moving speckid heads immediately after I uploaded the image.
>>150547445>Toby "Radiation" Fox's certified "Troll Skin" body paint!>Self-sealing!
>>150547348Those niggas are still larping but I also still think the designs are cute
I never could get into Homestuck but I will be watching it as it premieres because I want to hear what Toby Fox is as a proper voice actor, I am a big, big fan of Undertale/Deltarune.
>>150547588>And so, in a single terrible act, Toby creates an entire new generation of hot Terezi cosplayers for him to take photos with
>>150547612I fear he might suck
>>150547612He's voicing what is essentially white bread: the character so it's not the hardest task
I'm scared to continue the epilogues based on posts hereis it all bad ends and ruined characters
>>150547823yup
>premieres on Saturday morningit feels nice to get excited for a literal Saturday morning cartoon for the first time in years
>>150547823Why are you scared, it's just a story.Just read the damn thing and come to your own conclusions, no one is saying you need to tattoo it onto your forehead.
>>150547588>News: Toby Fox and Toby Fox-distributed merchandise banned from all hotels and convention spaces
>>150547823Pretty much, yeah. Really creepy weird kinks, humiliation, character assassination, a banal setting, and needlessly specific politics. Nobody is happy and their first acts of godhood is to ruin each other's lives and then try to go force Homestuck^2: We Only Care About Money
>>150547857No, see, that's why it's made by him and specially formulated, specifically so it doesn't create shitloads of trouble for conventions and hotels.
>>150547853A story killed my parents
>>150547877>a story just flew over my house
>>150547612D—> me your STRENGTH
>>150547876You're naive to think that would prevent misuse or association with that misuse.
>hs2 is le badtrue but consider jane makes my cock hard
>>150547964I'm literally talking about making bodypaint that doesn't get on shit as easily as normal body paint. Feels like it'd go over well and make a small fortune. But this all assumes the animation succeeds, gets to Act 5, and there's a massive cosplay resurgence of hot troll girls. So you better fucking hope Toby figures out some real good gray paint, sticking your dick in an Aradia's fully gray pussy DEPENDS on it.
>>150548018Its called a sealant i got a spray one at halloween spirit for 8 bucks
>>150547823Yeah sure it's kinda bad but at the same time you're already there. You might as well keep going.
>>150548128With prospitoids its either most innocent and cute lil guy you ever met or an actual psychopath
>>150548165Prospit is just fucked up in most games so I don't blame the kids who go there for being psychos.
>checkerboard>blue skies and clouds>makes no sense>time travel>alternate dimensions>aliens>original release date 2007Coincidence? Probablyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8&pp=ygUcRXZlcnl0aGluZyB5b3Uga25vdyBpcyB3cm9uZw%3D%3D
this is like a dedicated homestuck newfag thread which drives me crazy as an oldfag
>>150548601Don't worry about it, they'll catch up to your level of degeneracy soon enough
>>150548601What'd you expect?Most of the oldfags are gone
>>150548601Also if you think these are newfags now just wait till the pilot actually releases.
>>150548712>*gross sounds of a huge fleshy ball massively expanding inside of a tight space*
>>150548699im right here and daddies lonely and wants to talk about petstuck or guidestuck or literally anything pre 2020 homestuck>>150548712I know im preparing my mind rn for the battlefield
>>150548742Repeatedly. Out of wedlock.
>>150547369checking in as exactly in-between 25 year old
>>150548747I don’t get guidestuff. The art is cool but the characters do nothing for me. The god dog kid from Really! Fucked up Entry! is just a better beq kid in my mind
>>150548747All I remember is promstuck from the olden days
>>150548747There are some pretty old adventures still going, Tapestry is still kicking (not THAT old, from 2017) and Alabaster is going strong, and the creator's art and most importantly English writing is improved.Does anyone remember this one fanventure? It was first hosted on the old forums, it surrounded a fanspecies that were bug guys that had a head that looked like this.
prisounebound updatedhttps://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=687
>>150549083peak performance
>>150549083Id let her call me a nazi pedophile if you know what i meanWait thats horrible why would i say that
>>150549113daddy colsla
>>150549083this is the girl from Space Days isnt she? the psychothic girl that i definitely dont need at all no sir haha
>>150547823Well Terezi x John is cool but other than that yeah.
>>150549249yeah lolbipolar and all
>>150549113I feel personally attacked
>>150549083oh we're really REALLY connected now, i didnt think they would actually be this integral to eachother
>>150549335it's a double mobius reacharound across universes
>>150549113>thishandsomehunk.png
>>150549083>big tiddy alt girl thats mean and has sh scarsDON'T FUCK THIS UP COLSLA, YOU HAVE A SHOT. SHE THINKS YOU'RE PATHETIC WHICH IS ONE STEP AWAY FROM CUTE WHICH IS ONE STEP AWAY FROM LOVABLE.YOU HAVE A PATH TO GRABBING HER CHEST ENDOWMENTS.
He should have sent her a dick pic.
>>150549113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfWxAHiQB0g
>>150549391I hope he gets the opportunity to send her a tribute. he better not pussy out of he gets the chance
>>150549381This ship is just weirder and more fucked up korplith
>>150549381This. Anon is saying what the thread is feeling.
>>150549083gay niggers from outerspace actually DID get in, only barely though>skye is a /soc/ girlyeah that trackspoor fucking cody man
Colsla when Skye sends him her tits
>>150549464>abusive parents>abusive girlfriendthis kid mental is fucked up
I like the post-canon material for homestuck and think it's legitimately good.People who avoid it are missing out.
>>150549512>>150548742
Had some shipping talk with some fag yesterday and they managed to convince me Aradia's the best girl for both Dave AND John in the span of 10 minutes. I'm learning new things every day.
I like these fanadventures but they make me sad because they remind me of my family.
>>150549523Behold the power of being normal
>>150549523No, that's unfair. If you set up a grid that marked general compatibility between all characters, Aradia would have a grossly high score with a LOT of the cast.
friend finished the act 6 act 2 intermissionwe both busted out laughing trying to voiceact the karkat shipping schedule conversationhe says that if jade is part dog enough to chase cats then she will probably go into heat too and davesprite can't satisfy her needs since he has no lower halfmy god does aranea talk, he notes. he thinks the thief of life best friend aranea is referring to will be aradia's dancestor the first thing he said when he saw hussie proposing to vriska is "OH NOOOO". but he is happy to think vriska might come back to life since there's been so many mentions in the intermission about hernow that we've seen 2 dancestors, I had him guess what the others were like. since they seem to be sort of opposites to their counterpart, he guesses this much:>(kankri)- very calm and taciturn. probably cool like the sufferer>(damara)- very pro life to juxtapose aradia's very pro death approach, despite being the thief of life. is aranea's best friend>(rufioh)- "fuck that guy">(mituna)- ambitious but since he has mixed feelings about sollux he expects to feel mixed about him too>(meulin)- feisty in contrast to nepeta's cutesy>(porrim)- could be more chill or more chainsaw-murdery, he's not sure>(latula)- "she'll be able to see, that's for sure">(horus)- no matter what he will be less insufferable than equius (he has a vendetta against him for various reasons)>(kurloz)- a juggalo cause all purple-bloods are but could be a very sophisticated variant >(cronus)- he's not sure but he guesses pompous as well because highbloods are assholes. lowbloods are shit. midbloods are goated (plus aradia)we play jane's land tomorrow
>>150549531white trash?
>>150549523I mean, it's not hard to convince people that Aradia is the best girl for anyone because she's best girl in general.
>>150549533>>150549544Got sold so hard I'm starting to buy the fact that Sollux's entire existence is a fuck you to the beta boys, which already fits his character I guess.
>>150549553More just poor with parents that really shouldn't have been together but adjacently I suppose.
>>150549552>(kankri)- very calm and taciturn. probably cool like the suffererLOL
>>150549555Its either>chimp out>get curbstompedThus is the life of the troll boy… One can only hope nutrolls can break the cycle…
>>150549574How accurate are the dancestors compared to tumblr highschool aus? Do characters tend to be translated (butchered) in a similar way?
>colsla getting bullied by mean girls on 4chan>the mallum sidestory
>>150549523Answer: She's Terezi but done way better
https://youtu.be/WiAeD7vzJcswho else is ready for Doc Scratch to become a resurrected tumblr sexy man who is lovingly excused for molesting the shit out of angry girls
>>150549572>parents that really shouldn't have been togetherwell I can sympathize there, I hope things are going better for you now
Are the [S]'s in Prisounebound any good?
>>150549618pretty good look up angels: fall
>>150549613Well on one hand I'm an adult well into my 20's so parental issues aren't really a big deal anymore but on the other I'm into Homestuck so maybe they fucked me up more than I thought.
>>150549595>>150549613Terezi was way cooler when she was still half evil on a consistent basis, making her a sad blorbo got fucking old quick
>>150549445which ones supposed to be ellith?
>>150549630Thats for me to know and you to contemplate
>>150549630Crying cutie.
>>150549628Hussie making her do the caliginous blackrom shit with gamzee was fucking tragic but more about hussie being a hack at 11still my favorite troll tho
>>150549640She has so many insults to learn the meaning of
>>150549628she went from my favorite troll to my 2nd most hated. Her obsession with Vriska was so fucking lame.
>>150549618Not a fan of the music at times but everything else is good
>>150549624>look up angels: fallHoly kino. Is it uploaded anywhere other than MSPFA? The site takes forever when loading a big animation.Honestly felt like watching some of the SKAIA flashes in HS.
>>150547386>Homestuck didn't get popular enough to make a lot of money until Act 5Jesus.
>>150549702they have a channel where some (not all) are uploaded maybe ill pester the creators on their discord
>>150549695Not even 13 Angels Standing Guard?
>>150549711If that was the one from Angels Fall I actually did like that one a lot
>>150549710Thank you for your sacrifice anon.
>>150549381>DON'T FUCK THIS UP COLSLAahahahaha
>>150547165Slurs are fun.
>>150549717It's the track that plays when we first see Mallum's "lusus"
>>150549724CHEKOV'S BULGEREADY TO FIRE
>>150549724Well now I wanna see it. That fucking coward.
>>150547348why is karkat a cripple
>>150549724A REAL chud would be spergy as fuck and send a pic of their junk with no shame as they have no social awareness.
>>150547145holy based
>>150549742gotta tease her without realizing it to provoke further anger and intrigue
>>150549730That one's good too, looking through them I think it might just be the Vinacom ones that I don't like as much and since those were usually in the major flashes they stuck with me
>>150549763>angry alt chick lusting after an alien incel loser's fat cockMy God. I didn't even think of that possibility...
>>150549695where do fanadventures find music to use?
>>150549773just wait until she learns about buckets
>>150549787NOT THE BUCKETS
How shit, I kneel moonrunes, Hussie could never come up with these character dynamics. Actual peak fiction
>>150547348You know, a lot of people are like "There can't seriously be people who don't even know about the trolls"But, as someone who's a newgen who only started reading Homestuck because of the animated pilot trailer, I unironically, did not know about the trolls until the trailer.Like, I knew that Homestuck existed, I knew that there was some grey dude with horns (who I would later learn was Karkat, and who, as an aside, I thought actually lived on earth in secret like a vampire or something, like I thought he was a supernatural entity rather than an alien, again I knew nothing about the series and assumed that the whole story took place on Earth) but I did not know that he was a member of an alien race called trolls.That said, the 'newgens' on the discord probably are mostly larping, mainly because like, how did they join the official homestuck discord without learning anything about homestuck?Like I knew nothing before the trailer, but I got spoiled on like a million things (including the trolls) as soon as I even tried to look up how to read the comic. I can't imagine a pathway to finding the official discord that wouldn't involve getting spoiled about a bunch of stuff.
>>150548264Isn't a proper session without Prospit getting fucking annihilated.
>>150549811>how did they join the official homestuck discord without learning anything about homestuck?probably by shadily seeking out actual teenagers and asking if they'd like to do a Toby Foxed preview of the new hot Henkstenk show coming out, and then what they think
>>150549811Possibly on recommendations from friends. Also, there's been a fairly emphatic PR push for the rerelease and the discord simultaneously, sort of a 'get in on some of the old magic of the upd8s in anticipation for the pilot'.But yeah, the pilot also shows off Karkat, with his zodiac symbol shirt. Maybe some willful ignorance on people's parts.
>>150549774The internet. You can find music artists to commission I saw the guy who did a bunch of vast error music is taking commissions
>>150549837>You can find music artists to commissionreally? awesome
>>150549083Would you?
>>150549849Raw next question.
>>150549802You see the key to good writing is to have half the characters talk like they are in a 4chan thread. I do feel like the character voice has improved with coslaws section. Maybe that's just me
>>150549114Why did you think it was a good idea to post that anon
>>150549083>Has a "Boyfriend"
>>150549574openbound is going to be a doozy to read through
>>150547386I think you're over-estimating the amount of interest or funding this show would need to be viable, as well as the advantages an animated show has as a medium.Homestuck isn't at its peak anymore sure and a lot of the best story beats aren't until later. But even then; a lot of other indie series make it work with a lot less interest and history compared to homestuck. For the most part the animated show is going to be significantly easier to digest than the comic was, which should help with attracting new fans. They're going to have a different approach to telling the story, one that likely drags a lot at the start.
>>150549802To see the true character of someone. You must pointlessly argue with them online.
>>150549849If I hadn't seen how she is in SD I would but turning the mid-high probability of being crazy into the certainty of being batshit insane I'd be too afraid of getting stabbed
>>150549874>was totally willing to send him nudes
>>150549874>finally a boyfriend free girl
>>150549843Ya look for smaller indie artists. Videogame music like sonic remixes, undertale/deltarune aus, that sorta stuff. Depends on what you are looking for obviously. Hard to get edm out of a electronic rock artist. Artists who have experience in original music or heavy remixes/mishmashes are better in my bookPrices can be pretty cheap too since a lot of people just want an excuse to make music
>>150549113where'd you get this pic of me?
>>150549901Just nuggetify her she cant hurt you or herself then
>alright lets check out space days it seems really fu->oh boy its gonna be a doozy of feels bad huh
>>150549931space days starts out GRIM baby
>>150549931this hit me personally cuz i know this trans guy with shitty parents who looks up to me like a brother i hope you like my blog post
>>150549931I wanna FUCK the FUCK out of Kady's mother
>>150549931>you are FED you are CLOTHED, you should be LUCKY you are even alive with a roof over your headWow sounds just like my mom when I was younger. This is a bad thing.
Especially with beneViolent on indefinite hiatus its fair to say that Prisounebounds the funniest ongoing fanventure that we have.The batshit angels stuff a bonus.
I wanna fuck Kady and bang his mom they're both hot as fuck and have pussies to enjoy.
>>150549947I'm seeing that. Woof.
>>150549957You fuckin or what?
>>150549931space days cast got all expected types of faggots>tranny bitch in a family of rednecks>gayboy from orthodox family, who is SUPER faggot>alt girl with bipolar disorder and sh, 50% daddy issues 50% comes from an actually NORMAL family, just wants attention too much>nerd, shes not a faggot, but brother id wish to break her hymenalso, katty is a massive bitch, she clearly could avoid that talk, instead started bitching out of thin air lmao
>>150549593Why does that incel get what i want
So glad Google spies on me, cuz I get shit like this in my frontpagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3RG-XjD-kghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQKgDWojqis
>>150550011All those archetypes make my dick hard as a perverted faggot so this sounds based to me.
>>150550004no>>150550011>shes not a faggotdid you just glance over her lusting over the female lead from forbidden planet?
>>150550024That's epic, you just won the internet
>>150550011>alt girl with bipolar disorder and sh, 50% daddy issues 50% comes from an actually NORMAL family, just wants attention too much
>>150550026oh fuck no i just forgot oh no :{
>>150550026>noYour loss, best friend who looks up to you pussy is great.
>>150550024Slut
>>150549648>>150549881>>150549992i can see the parallels
>>150550004>>150550035bro, leave his moirail alone
>>150549849Not only I would, I'd be begging her to abuse me harder while she tries to manipulate me
>>150550040this we do not practice rails with pails in this house
>>150550040moirails are for casual sex anon we all know this
>>150550056
Space Days. You either feel bad because the parents remind you of your own or you want to bang all the fags.
>>150549113why is he so hot wtf
>>150546807thats actually cool. Thanks anon
>>150550072Anons homolust for pent up nerd boys caused this
>>150550069>solidly fall into both categoriesoh dear
>>150550079Will we get more, Moonrunes?
>>150550069my household was dysfunctional in a very different way and I don't want to bang the kids. they're cool though
>>150550082Congratulations. You fall into the secret third category where the comic will inspire lust and self-hatred in equal measure.How does it feel?
>>150550094sounds like an average day desu
>>150550072he unrionically has a cute face. youthful curls, healthy horns, goofy teeth, adorable huge pupils (why are his pupils huge?)
>>150549624For me it's COINOPERATED BOY
>Colsla discovers /fit/ and either becomes a raging homo or starts lifting for renity
>>150550122>cosla discovers traps and femboy maxxes
>>150550122>Colsla discovers /x/.>Nobody is even phased by the idea of Alien Satanism.
>>150549931>tfw I can't relate because I'm a trans woman who grew up in with accepting, tolerant parents who accepted me for who I amSometimes I forget how cool my parents actually were, comparatively speaking.
>>150550111im assuming he has bottle butt glasses, which make his eyes look fucking massive
Still waiting for my big heavy milk truck queen to serve me some of the most greasy heart stopping ass imaginable
>>150550145Mine didn't, go fuck yourself. Stupid asshole having something I didn't.
>>150550094That’s just my normal, everyday life. Thesis antithesis synthesis isnt even real hegalianism some other guy thought of that. Fucking idiot. Now im just a bag of walking contradictions
>>150550145>Sometimes I forget how cool my parents actually were, comparatively speaking.I thank jegus every day glad I have the coolest mom ever
>>150550141kek
Trans people are in this thread right now?
>>150550175It's a homestuck thread so I'm honestly not sure what you were expecting.
>>150550145Every time this sort of thing gets brought up im reminded of how my dad intentionally misgendered both my sister and me all the time, which is especially weird considering neither of us was/is trans or gay.
>>150550175With a car you can go anywhere
>>150550175>Homestuck with nothin????
>>150550175It's a Homestuck thread. You're gonna talk to homos!
>>150550182>Broke: Intentionally misgendering your trans kids to make them feel bad>Bespoke: Intentionally misgendering your cis kids to make them feel bad
>>150550182>neither of us was/is trans or gay.I think your dad just fucking hated you guys.
>>150550179>>150550186>>150550193Don't get me wrong but I just expected them to be over in the /lgbt/ board circle jerking themselves like they always do, god forbid we actually talk about Homestuck
>>150550182as a kid my mom had really bad esl so she would mix up the words prince/princess and misuse them on me. I found it adorable and insist she keep it that way to this day
Give me a Homestuck. And hold the gay shit!
>Incel Satanist gets clowned on by some Bipolar Alt girl.>Meanwhile on Mallums Planet: https://youtu.be/Az5IVWIkZvo?si=fKmLzZA1-17qhbl-
>>150550207There's about a 30% chance that any poster in a Homestuck thread is trans just by the fact that they're into Homestuck. YOU could be trans.It don't matter, none of this matters. We're all retards anyways.
>>150550213That angel was a massive jobber tho. Got pwned by basic bitch time juju
>>150550204yeah no shit lmao, im just confused he choose the most roundabout way to show his dissapointment in us
>>150550213DEATH TO ALL TIME SINNERS
Most of you guys had fucking awful childhoods and it explains a lot.
>>150550182I think your father had early onset dementia, anon.
>>150550212>hold the gay shit?And hold the contrived plot!>HOLD THE CONTRIVED PLOT?>hey hussie, give me a homestuck with nothin!
>>150550242par for the course on 4chan. perhaps it is one factor to why we are drawn to this site
>>150550249>hey hussie, give me a homestuck with nothin!So... Homestuck.
>>150550242(You)r on /co/ we all have had terrible childhoods
>>150550242welcome to 4chan
>>150550227If I told you that I was a 6'3 black straight gymbro bull of a man would you believe me
>>150550265pic with timestamp
>>150550258hey i didnt have a terrible childhood i was just sexually abused by my sisterwait
>>150550265doesn't stop you from being a retard like said we all are
>>150550265>going to the gym>straightNo.
>>150550258hahaha it's funny because there's been so much systemic mass abuse for so long that it's metastasized like a cancer in our species and is going to kill us allalso Vriska is FLAT
>>150550275I'm sure you grew up to be a totally normal individual with no abnormal fetishes or habits, right anon?
this thread needs healingwhere are our sylph players
>>150550295I miss this motherfucker as he was in this snapshot of time like you wouldn't believe
>>150550242My fucked up childhood of not getting every single thing I wanted as a kid, oh the horror
Lmaoooooooooooo this shit is wild you guys are fucked
>>150550299getting denied godhood and brutally cheated on by their whore wives leaving them no power to heal
Alright everyone into the horn pile feelings jam.
>>150550278Being a Homestuck fan today no longer makes you a certified retard, just a very bored individual, someone who hasn't yet found other things to satisfy their interests until they eventually do.
>>150550312>giant haired FeferiNEED IT
>>150550309>trying to smoke up but The Horrors still persist
>>150550309junice rolls worst blunt ever asked to leave the clubtfw shes confirmed to have a large bulge
>>150550311oh....
>>150550253>>150550258>>150550263kek my fucking sides, I almost chocked on my Twizzlers, its funny because its true
>>150550299>Sylphs on 4chan.Yeah good luck with that.
>>150550299A proper Sylph would know that forcefully fixing a person doesn't do them any favors, and that they can only truly heal by themselves, otherwise you're just stunting their growth.
>>150550322WHERE?
>>150550322
>>150550351...anon, that's not...
OKAY since you wanna be bums and nerds, I made a random thingy for yall to votehttps://strawpoll.com/2ayLQBXNqn4
>>150550242All I was was a crygrub with untethered internet access
>>150550358torn between cuddling with terezi and a nice walk with kanaya, both are my favorite trolls
>>150550358One of these is not like the other
>>150550358I hope Aradia cut her nails
>>150550358I dont like Nepeta that much, but how could i reject the opportunity to astro-turf an online community?
>>150550299Ya where tha mommies at?
>>150550335
>>150550175I'm not even sure what exactly attracts trannies to homestuck. But the fandoms always been full of them and fags.
>>150550242Just a introvert with a internet connection growing up in the 2000s, thats it.
>>150550358>no "draw comics with your friend dirk" optionmovie night with feferi it is, then
>>150550385Oh my goodness gracious. ellith is definitely bigger
>>150550398as well as hairy and unwashed
>>150550387trannies are first and foremost nerds anonthey are all over the programming retro gaming and electronic scenes
>>150550385N0W W3'R3 74LK1NG
Here's the guys onehttps://strawpoll.com/PKgle7Ym1Zp
They're so cute bros...
>>150550424wheres the art of them fucking
>>150550420>420 get>option to get baked with gamzeehell yeah nigga
>>150550420I need Sollux's cock so bad it makes me look stupid.
>>150550420>>150550434the only correct answer
>>150549113Coleslaw wouldn't look that bad if he took basic care of himself. Satan wouldn't want his strongest soldier to be a skinnyfat dweeb who coincidentally emulates his hairstyle.I'm glad to finally see Skye, but it must suck to be her, given that her options are a crossdresser and an unlovable chud.>whats a pedphile? These are fucking nnsense wrdsMoonrunes, come on.
>>150550428Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
>>150550420Having Equius standing in the corner like a big sweaty statue is tempting but I will have to choose Karkat for more troll lore.Just have to keep steering him away from making 90% of the convo about romcoms.
>>150550420I'll hang out with Equius and stare in silence with him
>>150550394>>150550358I made a gay onehttps://strawpoll.com/1Mnwkbz4jn7
>>150550447omg....he is so.......beautiful.
>>150550459shitposting with sollux and its not even close
>>150550420>>150550459Aw fuck I was late
>>150550459NOW we're talking
>>150550459Imma go with Jake, my lad was made to explore ruins and my heart.
>>150550472yeah he could ruin my guts if you know what I mean>t. dirk (dick) strider
>>150550358Do we all just like movie nights, is this what it comes down to?
So was Toby Fox chosen because he's actually a good voice actor or because he's Toby Fox?
>>150550489because he's Toby Fox
>>150550484I mean, mean girls is a funny movie
>>150550484mean girls is a great film
>>150550484no, it's that we know movie night with Feferi would be amazing, and we know Aradia is hot shit who puts outVriska got 0 votes like she deserved because she'd cry and puke trying to have sex and would completely fuck up any movie fun, she SUCKS
>>150550436its funny how anons in this thread lust after literally anything
>>150550489he owes a debt to andrew hussie
>>150550489>>150550492Because Toby Fox has a multi-million dollar game series(s) and enough connections and clout to make this have a hope in hell
>>150550480dirk strider more like dick rider haha
>>150550489the latter but maybe with actual direction he might be good at it?here's him as karkat reading homestuck on a DSIhttps://youtu.be/0UD5ofwl0jU
>>150550494>>150550495Yeah fair enough.>>150550496Vriskas one of the ones you bring in for a movie night with horror movies.Not because they're scary, just because they're good to tear apart with others.
>itt all faggots like a hive mind left read-only i picked dirk, no homo, just want to draw shit with him
>>150550459>>150550420Sweatquius FTW
>>150550512lmao fucking gottem
>>150550533>Sollux with the gamer posturelmao
>>150550533fucking hate how good this is
>>150550533mituna is the gift that keeps on giving
>>150550528I wouldn't want to get artistically mogged by dirk I already have that happen with my irl friends
>>150550512gets me every time
>>150550424Where’s my big bulge muscle mommy who shoves her tits in my face huh HUH?
>>150550497Need skinny twink that is a fucking loser.
>>150550632One day anon, one day...
>ywn lay on top of junice, making her snort and mutter "dork" before she cards her fingers through your hair and you both fall asleep
>>150549083>read>read some more>About to stop reading when the ATHF lab theme starts playingthe fuuuuuuck
>>150550045I can't even lewd her, man, she's too much like an actual minor
>>150550723GENTLEMEN;BEHOLD!
>>150550754I love him
>>150550424Why is she so big I don't get it
>>150550754I reached the end and not much has happened so I'm just going to treat this as a pretty sweet hallucination and remind myself to check up on it in a year
>>150550769Korpus is just smaller than her my dude.
>>150550681I think that what you and most anons in this thread need is human contact of literally any kind
>>150550769Shes from troll hyperborea
>>150550769She's older than he is, IIRC
>>150550804yeah, Junice is like 9 sweeps old or something close to that
>>150550809duck girl is going to have a field day with this one
>>150550809>>150550809Why is she hanging around a bunch of 13 and 15 year olds
>>150550784nta but i do. i'm really lonely. looks mean little, just anybody even as a friend.
>>150550809Junice is 16 years old </3
>>150550838i live in a mountain, my only contact were horses that ate the fucking fence. i even have a picture of it
>>150550831She's an older sister character.
>>150550141>Discovers /sfg/ >Now we know who launched the rocket, it was 4ASS>The logo is even a jumping frog, how deep does this go
>>150550848nta but post horsie?
>>150550853i got the fence, for now.
>>150550804>>150550809THAT JUST MAKES IT HOTTER TO ME
>>150550848>Just out in bumfuck nowhere with horses.Living Dirk/Hussies dream.
>>150550848Reminds me of a favorite childhood memoryThe neighbor's cattle all gathered up by the fence one night under the full moon and stared at the upstairs bedroom window They moo'd at midnight and startled my mom pretty goodThis only happened once
>>150550848Anon is mountainbound (new mspfa coming soon)
>>150550933coming peak comfy
>>150547612I wish Toby would stop dicking around with side projects and FINISH HIS FUCKING GAME.
You fuck young Wigglers, Junice?
>>150550242>explains a lotYeah, like why half the thread is gay.
>>150551008HEYOOOOOOO!!!!
>>150550974seeing the shit he said during the anniversary stream makes me hope he actually dies during production. i can't be dealing with another thing i invested myself in getting derailed to focus on badly written romance.
>>150546114>Homestuck: The Animated Pilot I found out this is impending five minutes ago via random YouTube-promoted garbage. Fuck this project, fuck Hussie's mentally ill, clown-fixated, creatively bankrupt self, and fuck whichever subhuman animators who were willing to whore themselves out for an IP that's been spiritually dead for the better part of a decade. (fuck you especially, Vivzie, you hack.) I didn't want to be reminded of Homestuck's troonfested shambling corpse at all, for the next decade at least.
>>150551067Lol, lmaoGet fucked fag.Homestuck is eternal.Andrew Hussie is better and more successful than you ever will be.
>>150551067You're about a month or so late, we already got past that stage to acceptance.
>>150551067Okay nigga
>>150551074>more successfulThat's an odd way to say "run into the ground during Hussie's amphetamine withdrawals and subsequent midlife crisis", but alright. I genuinely wish Homestuck had been "successful", because that would mean the ball hadn't been dropped, let alone slam-dunked through bedrock, during late Act 6. But it was, and you are embarrassing for pretending otherwise to bump this thread.
>>150551079My condolences, I haven't been keeping tabs on anything /co/related for a long time. I wish HSG/T holdouts well; I'm just personally disgusted.
>>150551067YT Algo is pushing the HS pilot to people's feeds.Auspicious sign, indicator of impending viral success.300 million views Homestuck Pilot incoming.
>>150551119Its so far actually looking oddly good, the ones working on it seem passionate to do it as accurate as possible (While stating Act 6 will need adjustments if they ever get there), Vivzie is entirely uninvolved past having signed it off and Hussie seems to have wranglers currently, even made a pretty funny Webcomic leading up to the release of the new website.Can all still crash and burn obviously, but things are surprisingly not as much on fire as one would assume.
>>150551142Tomorrow is going to be really fucking entertaining for one reason or the other.>If the pilot sucks we can shitpost it to hell and back.>If its actually decent we can shitpost and actually just keep rolling.Whatever happens, its gonna be a ride.
>>150551170I think it could just kinda be mid. Toby's voice acting, the mediocrity of Act 1. I could totally see general audiences watching it and being like "I don't get it, I don't like it " and thats that
>>150551188that falls under the umbrella of suckery
If the wind chimes aren't in its fucked, that simple.
>>150550754Made for bullying
Homestuck is an awfully bad webcomic. It doesn't have any good merit and it doesn't deserve an animated show, the only thing that piece of shit deserves is to be forgotten and be erased from the memory of all the miserable people who had the misfortune to read it.
>>150551268so true bestie
>>150551268True, but have you considered the following:Ur a fag
>>150551268Homestuck was good, until it wasn't.
>Space Days update.>Alan sees the Coleslaw Incel picture and just feels pity.
>>150551268>t. undertalefag who's scared by the wordcount
>>150550994>"No just cute shotas, detective. Like my moirail, Korpus. His cock may not be the biggest, but he feels really good and his moans are cute"
>>150551564>Fucking your Moirail.Thats a culling.
>>150551608>this guy doesnt get fucked by his moirailwhat a loser
>>150549745Cancer, hehe
i luv my gurl jade harley
>>150546114
>>150551094Calder would be so good if he was good, much like the rest of Vast Error's cast except Arcjec, oh my god Arcjec's whole thing is so funny every time I think about it. Making your male lead a self-insert who fucks a hot mean musclegirl and ending up developing a fanbase like that. Whoops. No goonsesh for you my friend
>>150550299as a Sylph of Rage, it is literally my job to call you a faggot until you get better or learn to not worry so much about it
>>150552047Rachel, is that you?
>>150551608>doesn't know about 'rails with pailsClassic purple blood retardation
>>150552168Ew they are both girls
>>150552047Let's just say I've been a very bad bad boy
>>150552209>he doesn't know
>>150552203Retardation? Why learn social rules you are not beholden to? The grand highblood fucks anyone and everyone except her Imperious Condescension.
>>150552256post his katneps
>>150550069>because the parents remind you of your ownMaybe if you are a tranny
>>150552242Yes, because he is a retard
>Just had the funniest idea using Rachel/Alan.>No drawing skills, so gonna have to get creative.Caliborn be my witness, with paint and tracing im going to make this happen.
>>150552267Nepeta is a great and mighty huntress she should be able to sling Karkat's twink ass around her shoulders like a shawl.
>>150550145Groomer parents
>>150552283nah. she may be able to sling a dead antelope over her shoulder but not a (cute) fat tub of lard fuck like karkat
Post your>Classpect>Favorite kid>Favorite troll>Favorite carapacian>Favorite act>Favorite non-HS media setting
>>150552300Karkat is a threshecutioner-in-training not some slob what is this constant slander?
>>150552315anon, he wanted to become a badass imperial trooper when he was 13. youre not going to become ripped in your 20-30s because you wanted to be a marine when you were little. hes been disillusioned with a lot of what he wanted and liked since as early as murderstuck.
>>150552276No Alan don't use your realized page thunder thighs to make Rachel cum on command that would be rape and rape immoral
>>150552334So what now he's a disgusting slob who's crushed glorious Nepeta under the weight of not only his fat ass but under his failure and apathy? This is a horrid fate.
>>150552358No you fool, Sylph of Rage Rachels about to peg the faggot out of him.
>>150552388Some girls like a bit of belly
>>150552388nobody needs to be an anime twink in order to feel fulfilled and be loved, anon. nepeta will love him even when hes fat and old and he will do the same for her.besides he can be eaten in an emergency should the winter grow long.
>>150552408Of course I know that I am subverting expectationa. Are we in a biggest straightfaggot competition or what
>>150552388Dude that karkat is sexy as fuck wtf you talkin about. This isn't twink death it's twink evolution
>>150552457We weren't, but now we might you.
>>150552448Also she can cozy up on his belly, cats love that.
>twink fuckers in my thread> yurifags in my thread>againdont you faggots have the newest seasonal anime to be posting on /a/ about? get out.
>>150552300she canonically carries pounce de leon on her back, she can carry her chubby boyfriend
glad yall liked the update! Can't wait to finally get back to Ellith and Mallum.have an Ellith drawing for the road boys
>>150552300I look like that I did that this morning
>>150552408>Haha le girl peg le guy
>>150552566So cute! Thank you!
>>150552566Very nice, thanks.Looking forward to the next updates.
>>150552566Ellith physically interacting with another troll? Crazy stuff
>>150552565Pounce isn't so big.Also, of course she can carry him. It's just gonna be a bit difficult.
>>150552601Very little evidence any of the trolls besides ellith and incell are real. Mallum just barely qualifies
>>150552566Can't wait
>>150550242You should see the trauma dump threads /v/ sometimes has
>>150552537That's an awesome pic
>>150552620there is no way that adventure has a troll named "Incell" in it. please tell me this is a pun.
>>150552693how do we tell him?
Can't wait to see new readers disappointed once the actual trolls reveal themselves.
>>150552706To be fair, I think the name could have worked with a bit more subtlety. Colsla is perfect but just using straight up incel(l) as the last name is a bit lazy
>>150552566>So the entire surface of this planet is flammable? And wildfires can move hundreds of kilometers per hour in windy conditions caused by the fires themselves? And I like building wooden structures? Surely this will never become a problem laterAlways practice wildfire safety and create defensible space kids
>>150552706>hivebent troll names>deep cut historic and mythological references, sanskrit and persian words that sound cool and alien to western readers>2025 fantroll names>"incell"
>>150552756Noone ever makes proper joke characters and by skaia he is funny
>>150552756if you think about it, his name is kind of a prison joke too, In Cell. Prisounebound
>>150552815gamzee makara is a joke character. his name would be jestrr clowne or some shit if he was made in a fancomic today
>>150552837still very unsubtle but thats something i guess
>>150552612shes pretty big. I always think of her like a monster lion. I just think its hotter if she can throw him around while still being small and cute
Post fantrolls you like instead of talking about ones you don't.
>>150553013
>>150552887Dude nobody is researching indian mythology for your fantroll.
>>150553026Another victim of the horn nibbler
>>150553054>not trusting your readers to care about your comic when you are being subtlemaybe your comic just sucks?
>>150553068many such cases
>My fantroll is named Porkslope Turkeyhandle and basically all your fantroll names just suck
>>150553026
>>150553125I am experiencing cute aggression
>>150553125>extended zodiacLazy dogshit
>>150553101Porkslope could get it
>>150553151Yeah. She's cute in in spite of extended zodiac though.
>>150553151Where my Ophiuchus bros and gals at
>>150553013Has anyone ever made an mspfa with human characters with colored hair that doesn't look bad?
>>150553183You can´t be the Ophiuchus bros and gals because you´re too busy driving anons mad with your design.
>>150553101Prkslp Trkhdl is my nigga
>>150553200No because that is not possible without developing an art style distinct from MSPA.
>>150553200That's the trick isn't itEither you're over the top rainbow clown fuckery like 6ix9ine, or you pick one or two shades and pray you never show up against a background where it clashes
>>150553183Does Najash from Team Paradox count by virtue of being a snek
>>150553013saness
>>150553088god I wish she had made more art of that bip-nipple bitch
Biggus Dickus is a viable troll name, never let others tell you otherwise.
>>150553260There was a copious amount of porn of her she posted in the vriskachan threads when that site was a thing.
Next op image
>>150553125Absolute sexo
>>150553125
>>150553287god DAMMIT, and I missed it? agony.
>>150553290
>>150553311Something is wrong with that woman and I honestly don't care.Gimmie
>>150553311>tapeworm lususfucking vile gutbeast
this is canon 8tw
>>150553355I'm okay with neon-blonde hair on a dark skinned Rose, it's a hot look
>>150552302>Favorite non-HS media settingas in the in-universe world of another story?
>>150553355Shut up Vriska
>>150553355
>>150553330she was a casteist who wanted highblood genocide in her mspa
>>150552302>8ard of void>Jane Crocker and her canonically massive 8oo8s>Aranea>Is Ms. Paint a capacian? If not then Snowball (the black queen)>whatever act the dancestors were in. That was pretty good>idk man, Equestria?
When does Homestuck actually get good? I am getting the impression that this is one of those "you had to be there" things...
>>150553355proof?
>>150553373>>150553390don't 8e racist>>1505534008ecause David is 8lack, so Rose, who's related to him, is also 8lack. Simple logical and reasoning
>>150553399you had to be there, but it was Acts 4 and 5.2, those were the good parts
>>150553399its good from the get go. you got filtered.
>>150553399it gradually gets good. When I read it, I took days of reading until I was o8sessed
Wouldn't it be funny if Knights of Guinevere is better in comparison?
>>150553434I haven't and pro8a8ly won't watch it so as far as I know it's simultaneously 8etter and worse than everything I've ever watched
>>150553434Well, it obviously will be, but the benefit we need to give Homestuck is that a majority of it will likely be condensed and rewritten to not suck hot chunks, which might end up becoming the definitive version.
>>150553434well dana already makes trannies seethe by saying that ugly one is normal
>>150553101John Egbert is such a stupid name
>>150553311
>>150553458the utter fucking obsession of that cult with making every single atypical character trans is maddening, leave these poor fictional characters alone
>>150553465
>>150553372Yeah
okay, I'm 8ouncing some ideas for a fanventure in my head involving a Page of Void. If come up with a coherent enough idea I'll share it here and see what you guys think
>>150552566If she's not the best girl, why she so pretty?
>>150553545Finally, Horussquest. I always knew the Serkets were thirsty for Zahhak cock.
>>150552566I want to rape your fantrolls 8ro
>>150553563GODDAMNIT I didn't even know Horuss was a page of void fucking damnit!!!!!!!! 8ack to the drawing 8oard for me I guess
>>150552302>>150553498page of heartdirkxefros (favorite hiveswap troll), mituna (favorite homestuck troll), oxnard (favorite fanventure troll)mr. mayor/ parcel mistressuh, act 6 since it has dirk I guess. they're all fun thoughthe shadow isles
>>150553597If you fear repeating Homestuck you will never be able to make a comic. Just do it who cares.
>>150553620yeah I was mostly joking. I'm still gonna work on the ideas for it, 8ut damn Horuss 8eing a Page was surprising.
>>150552566just curious, how's that fully rendered art raffle wip going? are you planning to stream sometime soon?
Built for troll molestation.
>>150553643gonna work on it today since im off. I could maybe complete it on stream
>>150553649pred or prey?
>>150553649what's his 8lood color
Built for cuddles
>>150553667cool beans, looking forward to it should it happen
>>150553649hes such a little asshole
When you're mean to me online this is who you're being mean to btw.
>>150553706i need heri can fix her
>>150553561one of the creators said shes troll native americanits colonizing time bros
>>150553706Dumb girl, you cut the wood, not yourself. Fucking idiot. Stupid moron. Absolute buffoon
>>150553706I want to lick up that delicious caramel 8lood, then 8ite and 8ite and 8ite and 8ite and 8ite until she 8leeds more and then 8efore she dies of exsanguin8ion (I had to look that up), I'd patch her up, feed her, and take care of her until she recovers more 8lood for me to slurp up
Gentlemen, this is a bucket.
>>150553758Anon, this is a blue board
>>150553758HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>>150553405>8ecause David is 8lackno hes no what
New pages are added!We get some rapid fire revelations in this one. John apparently hates clowns on such a subconscious level he imagined his dad was one and ignored the graffiti all over his room he drew about how much he hates clowns. Could this be linked to how much he hates Betty Crocker?John, Jade, Rose and Dave all have birthdays extremely close to each other.Dave gets the Sburb beta after having his ass kicked by his bro. RIP Cal the puppet.He also seems to know an interesting amount of stuff regarding Jewish marriage traditions.Jade reveals that the kids have known about the trolls and have talked to them for at least six months. There seem to be twelve of them. They seem to be temporally disconnected from the kids universe and can talk to them "in reverse" as their time seems to run backwards., leadig to them planting ideas in earlier conversations (to the trolls) that manifest in later conversations (to the humans).Time loops become a prominent feature of the story at this point. Jade gets her future information by witnessing it happen in dreams. She sets up a number of time travel shenanigans, which reveal the random asides with the black and white shelled creatures in the desert are taking place on the kid's earth in the future.Rose enters the game just in time. What happened to her mom?
>>150553758disgusting filth. get that out of my sigh, low8lood
>>150553758
>>150553758>Wears the bucket as a hat.
>>150553768David Strider. He's a NIGGER. HE'S 8LACK IT'S TRUE
>>150553716>main ships are with a racist anglo and a scots irish bordererWhat did he mean by this?
>>150553789ANON NO I WAS JUST USING THAT!
>>150553890You don´t need to give me more reasons, im already wearing the bucket hat!
>>150553911disgusting pervert
>>150553939You will still need to deposit into the bucket. Find a way.
what are these fucking banners man
>>150554122We should have some more Homosuck banners.
>>150554157I agree. It would make the entire site more sovlfvl
>>150554157how long has it been since they added new banners?
I wanna eat some Korpass.
Why do people hate her?
>>150554283well, her character was 8asically one 8ig plot device. And also they're jealous trannies who know they'll never 8e as cute as her
>>150554283Nobody hates her, Hussie and his merry band of spiteful writers do.
>>150554283People hate the skinwalker that's been wearing Jade's face ever since she God Tiered, not Jade herself.
>>150554283hate her? I like her. I'm mad for her about how shafted she got storywise
>>150554283PenisEnvy
>>150554357I'd 8e envious of her radioactive dog penis too
>>150554283Jade's by far the most cursed of the four kidsShe's essentially raised by books and the Internet and has little connection to reality. Due to her odd connection to the game she also doesn't make sense at any point before act 4 when everyone else catches up to herShe's pretty much the most pleasant autistic weirdo you can imagine
>>150554398well when you say it like that I wanna 8ully her and make her cry
>>150554364I want her to shrink me down so that I can climb inside, into her ballsBuild a cabin in her balls, raise a family
strider time
>>150554498in the pilot he's gonna say "it's strider time" and stride all over the place
>>150554498aint it always
>>150547823Davekat happens in candy
>>150554534I feel like im always running out of strider time
>>150554638wwoah
>>150554638okay woaw I'm saving this to my cringe compilariton
she
>>150552302>Heir of Time>Jade>Aradia>Diamonds Droog>Act 4>The City from Project Moon's works
>>150554638Oh we posting Stridercest now? Anyway pre-scratch Bro > post-scratch dirk
>>150554750anon, no! think of the advertisers!
>>150554762What? It's just Sollux Bee.
>>150554750we're gonna have to come over to your house and kill you anon
>>150551067Which was it, Davejade or Karezi?
>>150554725needs to 8e raped
>>150554804I knew this risk and I accept it. It's the price I pay for getting hard from incest in media.
>>150554833
>Incest and nonstop rape.Its one of those kinda days, is it?
>>150554871the rape is forever. The incest is temporary
>>150554871Judging by how the thread was playing out last night, it's rape forever
>>150554910Yeah, but thats normal because that one anon only has that single modus.
>>150554924What the hell does a rapekind modus look like
>>150554943it's a subset of peniskind. You rape the imps and shit until they cum grist or something
>>150550265Redwood?
My body isn't ready.
>>150554943Something like this i reckon.
>>150554871We're all just really backed up from all this edgingOnce the pilot drops things (will not) get better, but they will change
>>150555040I thought you were going to post a panel from Rozen Garten Saga
