Verosika is cute!!!!!
Octavia is cuter.
Reply to this post if you'd let her take you backstage and fuck her doggystyle without even paying for a VIP ticket
>>150568258thisnot only is verosika just a hoe, but shes used goods too, worse yet, shes SHITZOs used goods
>>150568268If any man ITT doesn't reply then you are either low - t or an outright faggot
>>150568240She is. We need more of her if you ask me.
new nymo just dropped, courtesy of the people at /hhg/
>>150568900Neat.
>>150568258>>150568715Octavia is adorable and is deserving of some loving. I prefer her mother though.
>>150568900Stella being a good mom to Nympho is content I wanna see more of.Octavia is also nice but I kinda like Nympho as a character, not just because he's a cool birdie.
>>150568998i love this gif, no vivzie thread is complete without it
>>150569008Nymo*
>>150568900How do we feel about Nymo ending up dating an exorcist sent to kill him? Cute or too similar to Vaggie?
>>150569123Why would an exorcist be sent for him? He's a cambion, not a sinner, and we know they dont kill those because charlie has been allowed to exist
>>150569154Iirc at the time someone put forth the idea that cambions were treated with the same gravity as nephilim in terms of their threat to existence>CharlieLilith is or became a demon and Lucifer himself is a fallen angel, it's not necessarily the same thing as a goetian demon and a human
>>150569178Well, i think that cambions, while "illegal to exist", are not necessarily hunted down unless they pose an actual threatThe law isnt really enforced, a bit like how its illegal for chinks to have more than 2 kids, who's gonna go out of their way to check everyone?This means that nymo would be safe as long as he keeps a low profile, but this could lead into him being "revealed" to the authorities by stolas out of sheer pettiness down the line
>>150569229Such authorities would be Satan and the like, no? I doubt he'd go to heaven or even be able to. I think it would take a lot for Stolas to sink that low in the first place.
>>150568268>>150568730What's it matter to you, anyways?
>>150569307EVERYTHING
>>150569319I would decline the fuck backstage, and instead treat her to a nice dinner, and afterwards a comfy movie marathon at my place, during which there'd be a lot of cuddling, drinking and laughing. But why, you might ask? It's quite simple: I don't care about using women as 'living onaholes.'
>>150569443>a nice dinnerA very light snack, perhaps.
>>150569479NO ONE ASKED YOU
>>150569443>Wants to have an actual loving relationship instead of lustful hollowed "love"Respectable.
>>150569154What >>150569178 said, Cambions are treated with extreme prejudice due to the power they can wield if trained right, like Merlin, who was as powerful as he was despite having a normal incubus father. And considering Nymo is the son of a Goetian noble, he'd be on the top of heaven's hit list due to how dangerous he could be. Only problem is when the exorcists are sent to take him out, the angel girl they send finds him while he's in his human form and mistakes him for one of the rare instances a mortal makes it into hell on accident and takes him away back to earth while he's freaking out thinking he's gonna get ganked. Then when all the exorcists go back to heaven she reports there was no cambion but a normal human teenager who she took back to earth, everyone flips their shit and sends her back to go fix her mistake and kill the half breed. She goes back to hell ready to kill him only to find Nymo alone in the manor garden now in his Goetian form praying a burning rosary in his hand and reciting Psalms that burn his tongue. Exorcist lady comes to the realization Nymo isn't the monster heaven made him out to be, he's a boy put into a situation no believer should ever be in. She then starts to become disillusioned with Heaven's dogma and wants to keep the young half breed safe.Sorry if I dumped too much, I just enjoy brain storming ideas and running with them.
>>150569722Tbb i feel like the whole "no nephilim or cambions" law is millennia old, put into place back when humans were a lot fewer and a half demon/angel could pose a real threat to the worldNow, in the modern age, due to the existence of firearms and other tech, half breeds are a lot less dangerous and more manageable, but the "law" has never been officially abolishedI find it hard to believe that a half goetia could ever be as powerful as a full blooded one, nevermind strongerAs long as halfbreeds dont cause any ruckus and lay low, there is no reason to actively hunt them down, just like how demons are allowed on earth while disguised, even though they really shouldntThe problem is not with cambions being a threat to angels or heaven, but with them threatening the equilibrium of human powerI think there have actually been lots of cambions throughout history, but they were never known, because they lived simple lives, had normal families and then died after 100/150 years
loona and anon
>>150569307>>150569443Literally go get your testosterone checked. If the hot succubus was demanding sex you would say no? There is no justifying that. Fuck her THEN do your cutesy date shit. >>150569576Stella is trash and you are definitely T - deficient either that or some middle aged christ cuck boomer
>>150569922That's fair all things considered. The would-be assassin to gf is the easiest way, for me at least, to get him to his hot exorcist. Unless while during a purge she just spots a human and in hell and still rescues him, learns of his heritage and sees he's a believer despite being half demon and starts to fall for him.
Oh and I forgot to grill him for paying for all the date shit like a turbo simp. Always split the bill.
>>150570110>>150570143I knew it was you, tranny. You're the only one in these threads who cares about what men do with their cocks.
>>150570110Midwit schizo babble
>>150570110>If the hot succubus was demanding sex you would say no?...yeah?i dont want any hell aids
>>150570194If I wanted a hot demoness to be with. I'd go with Roxanne or Mayberry in her "sinner demon" form.
>>150570110>Stella is trash and you are definitely T - deficient either that or some middle aged christ cuck boomerStick to your femboy buttholes bro
>>150570339>That pic with that file namePoor Moxxie though.
>>150570171>>150570193>>150570194>>150570339Minimal testosterone detected + there are more anons who agree with me like the guy who asked the back stage question. /co/ isn't your pro women safe space you should go to reddit and fuck off
>>150570377>doesn't deny his attraction to femboy buttholesSeething faggot spotted.
>>150570377>Minimal testosterone detectedSays the guy who goons every day and acts precisely like the women he so venomously hates. And is likely undergoing hormonal therapy.>like the guy who asked the back stage question.That was you. You make zero effort to pretend you're someone else, hence why you're so easy to sniff out.
So anyways what color is Stella's bra?
>>150570727Royal purple
>>150570733Sexy. Though pretty much any color would look nice on her.
>>150570727A variety of colors, mostly black or other dark colors. She wears bras mostly for nightwear, beachwear and for special events such as gatherings or parties.Normally I think she goes bare.
>>150570876I don't think white would work on her
>>150570864>Verosika will never beat the shit out of youFeels bad man.
>>150570894That or beige. Guys don't like beige bras.
>>150568900Damn, this art makes my heart ache. Great job, anon.
>>150570392I'm not obligated to constantly deny every single accusation that people throw at me like this is some interrogation or court room kys >>150570534Wrong it's another anon. Just got back from a bunny sex thread on /v/, filled to the brim with based coomers and I even saw people referencing onajoles, its always refreshing going to other boards like /v/ /r9k/ /pol/ /g/ /jp/ /trash/ etc and interacting with normal guys instead of you gaslighting fuck faces
>>150571174Not beating those homosexual allegations, my man.
>>150568900What's going on in this picture? Is he in the hospital?
>>150571367I think shes hugging him after he learned of his true nature?
>>1505718212 sluts
>>150571174>still not denying his lust for femboy buttholesGrim
>>150571836For human men?
Loono and Nona.
>>150571877loono and exterminator nona
>>150571902Based angel x demon ship.
>>150571821Their boobs need to be bigger.>>150571852I'm also curious as to where he got that pic. Did he take it himself? If so, I have to wonder if he's a student there and indeed underage. It'd be creepy otherwise to have a pic saved that implies that children are fapping.
>>150571948Many troons are pedophiles so it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for him
so, assuming the whole ”asexual” thing is a phase and octavia will grow out of it once she finds her human man, what do you think she would be into sexually?what kind of kinks would she have, what would she find attractive in a guy, would she be a subby girl like her parents/ a switch/ a dom?
>>150572006probably something deviant like handholding
>>150571975Exactly my thought. Not a good look, especially with his admission to liking loli.>>150572006I think Octavia would want a man who's relatable and values the art of silence. Someone who's well-read, has an interest in astronomy, flora, etc.As for bedroom stuff, my headcanon is that she's a switch with a heavy dom-leaning, and has a thing for tentacles, blob monsters and ghosts. Would make for some... creative roleplays, to say the least.
>>150571948I got it from the judy hopps sex thread on /v/ retard
>>150572006Via will never grow out of her asexual phase. She is above such needs. She simply desires attention, affection and cuddles.
>>150572096reading that spoiler after the rest of the post felt like getting hit by a truck, wtf
>>150572096>has a thing for tentacles, blob monsters and ghostsi can get tentacles...but blob monsters? Ghosts? How would that even work?also, would the tentacles be going inside of her or her partner, because she shouldnt just be millie 2.0
>>150572192Obviously they wouldn't translate very well to a real-life roleplay. UNLESS she used some magic to transfigure you... or simply turn you invisible for a short period, to simulate a spook. Yeah, that Ghostbusters dream scene imprinted strongly on me as a kid.>>150572112Even if that were the case, you still saved a pic which suggests underaged gooning, and posted it here as if proud of the fact. Congrats.
i like to believe that shes just very starved for attention and genuine affection and so would actually be pretty vanilla in the bedroom, but also love romantic stuff such as foreplay, kissing, cuddling, whispering sweet nothings to each other etc with the sex itself being at the end, more so the culmination of everything rather than the main courseshes not necessarily a sexual person, but this doesnt mean she wouldnt enjoy it with her partner, its just that shed like what comes before a lot more
>>150572288Oh shut up. Don't LARP like we didn't all beat our meat when we were kids you think anything has changed? I used to jerk off in the school bathroom stalls. I think its meme worthy that a public school is stalking their students internet habits and threatening to rat them out to their parents. They can't stop it. It reminds me of an image I saw of a college putting up fliers asking their male dorm students to stop cumming in the showers so much cause it was clogging the plumbing and costing them a fortune in repair costs LOL.
>>150568268Question: Succubi are immune to venereal diseases, right?
>>150571174So fucking what nigger? You sound like a teenage girl threatening to run away. >Fuck you dad they actually understand and appreciate me for who I am! I fucking hate it here!And two days later you're still here pitching a fit for our attention. If those boards are good feel free to fuck off there permanently nobody will miss you. >>150572445You talk about dudes cumming way more than you do HB girls, no wonder you get laughed at.
>>150572445>still talking about penises and cum
>>150572535>YNW take on Verosika and Velvette at the same timeMy dick would be destroyed, but it's be worth it
>>150572690>both giving you a dual handy
>"I always wondered, do you guys lick people so much cause you know they have bones underneath?">"Anon what the fuck have you been smoking?"
How do y'all feel about Homestuck and Viv working together
>>150572535Wrestling arc when?
>>150573252I don't cause I don't know/care about homestuck
>>150573256Drawing that and then censoring bitch is nonsense
>>150572171Even though I hate the asexual aspect. This is a cute pic, mainly because you draw a very cute Stella.>>150572364You pretty much nailed this. Octavia just needs someone who genuinely cares for her.She's also not some sexual deviant like Stolas nor is she one who enjoys/wants some good marital sex every now and then like Stella.>>150572088What aboutbeing bridal carried?
>>150573162>"Is it true imps are red because Satan wiped his mom's period blood all over 'em?">"Anon, put down the Belphegummies."
Would you still love Octavia if she was a mulatto?
>>150573308>spoilerYOU SICK FUCKI like it.
>>150573342I'm racist so I would have to fuck this nigger to prove just how racist I am.
>>150573342i mean, she kinda is?stolas is blacker than the night and stella is snow whitegood thing i love chocolate
Verosika should have her own spinoff show.
>>150573374I need more Verosika X Lincoln art
Loud house fags are so fucking obnoxious
>>150573495I agree
>>150573351It gets worse, Anon.She even likes to snuggle and bake bread with your child that you two made together.
>>150573495I agree.
>>150573342I love mulattas, so yes. Woud she have her classy British accent or sound like Brit-inspired Jaimaican? Cause unf either or.
>>150573628>Woud she have her classy British accent or sound like Brit-inspired Jaimaican?nta but keep her standard posh accent
>>150568240This is what she'd look like if she was black or chinese
>>150573308Stella is just being a supportive mother is all.
>>150573628>>150573658Why not a South-African accent? >Stella sounds some female Zulu warrior.>Stolas sounds like a Afrikaner or basically Michael Caine or maybe Richard Burton. Think Zulu from 1964.https://youtu.be/ps_EMgAux1Ahttps://youtu.be/C46aFAmBOfY
>>150573628I usually prefer if they look and act basically the same and it's just that their race is different
>>150573706>Stella found Octavia's Human body pillowHoly shit.
>>150573532There's a whole comic of Lincoln and Verosika meeting up and this is one a the panels.
>>150573774Can you please share?
>>150573884What the fuck did he mean by this
>>150573884Unless you happen to be *the* Christina Vee, kindly vacate this thread at your earliest convenience.
>>150573933To be fair if he can do a good Dr. Girlfriend it might be funny hearing him dub her over. Especially the musical numbers.
>>150573971I admit that would be funny.
Verosika is secretly a furry, isn't she?
>>150573367BITE THE CURB, TWINKIFER
>have a bad breakup>hate the guy so much you host a early party dedicated to gathering people together to shit on him>accept his apologyYeah no, I don't buy that. I prefer when Verosika hated Blitzo.
>>150574957>I prefer when Verosika hated Blitzo.As any respectable individual should.
>>150574957I figured she just didn't want to deal with him so it's more forgive and forget just to get him off her back
>>150574957The way the show bends over backwards to excuse and forgive the actions of Blitzo and Stolas it must have a trick spine
>>150574820I suspect she is secretly a gourmand. She just doesn't know it yet.
>>150573884What happened here? Was it that cringe Verosika roleplayer again?
>>150568730I don't want over twenty different STDs.
>>150573606you've gone too far
I wish halfdime would draw Loona cosplaying as Verosika.
>>150576044No. This is a monogamous thread.
>>150576044I don't know what the fuck oyoiyukadadun is but Octavia would probably enjoy noodles at a ramen shop.
>>150576145It's a threesome involving relatives, Anon. Basically he's saying he wants to have a threesome with Octavia and Stella. >Octavia would probably enjoy noodles at a ramen shop.Indeed, she would.
>>150576196>It's a threesome involving relatives, AnonThe fuck is he from, Alabama? Nasty motherfucker.
>>150576145>I don't know what the fuck oyoiyukadadunIt means parent and child and this context it's refers to sex with a mother and daughter
>>150576196>>150576231https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJoXxGBT1Z4
>>150573367BASED, HAIL THE SPACE KING, BABY!
Actually provided you had access to portals you could take your girl to restaurants and tourist destinations all over Earth.
>>150576321That's the plan, i'm going to take Octavia to a bakery and get fresh made cookies together.
>>150576321>>150576910>Use portals to travel all over the world>One day you go to the US, the next to japan, the one after that you go to germany>You figure out what restaurants are the best and you either get takeout from them, or you take out octavia and bring her there>Eventually various organizations start to notice>They share surveillance camera footage with eachother and realize that you're the same people >There is no logical way for you to possibly to travel this fast >Next time you go to any of the restaurants, a squad of agents ambushes youFor this to work you would have to change restaurants every single time, never eat in the same place twice, otherwise the feds are gonna get you
>>150577769there's no way any glowie decides to check two random restaurant security cams in different countries and see you at both
>>150577769>999 postsPoor thing must be bored shitless in Hell.
>>150577769>>150577975Her follower to following ratio is pretty rough too. Especially for a princess. She needs some friends ASAP
>>150577975>999 posts>They all are of herself with some random shit in the background(read: pretext to post herself)Why are women like this?
>>150578065Oh? Did you go through all 999 of her posts, little guy? I only see six.
>>150578006Probably no one wants to talk shit about a goectia chick online
>>150578143Anon, all of the visible ones have her face front and center, that alone says a lotOf course not ALL of her posts are of herself, but lets be honest, most of them probably areI really dont understand whats with women and their need to show everyone their mug and what they are doing at any one point in time, personally i cant even imagine putting myself out there, it genuinely baffles me
>>150578279True. I'm not disputing female narcissism. However, let's not pretend guys don't post selfies as well. Go take a gander at the Voxtagram art of Stolas and Blitzo for instance and you'll find plenty of examples.
>>150578362>Stolas and BlitzoOne's a faggot and the other is a honorary faggot, so they are not the best examples of what men post
>>150578424Stolas looks so damn good when he's wearing something on his legs like those leg warmers or lingerie
>>150578464
>>150578464Control yourself, anon, this is a blue board
>>150568268Yuh
>>150578424Let's not move goalposts around. Gay or not, anyone who's posting on social media sites all day is likely in desperate need of attention. Doesn't matter what's between their legs.
>>150578590I mean, fair, but it seems so...shallowI like attention too, i am a pretty well known namefag on /snoot/ for example, but i'd never post my face for the whole world to see
>>150578626Shallowness is what these sites promote, unfortunately. I hop on Twitter from time to time to ask about commissions, and I don't think I've ever had a meaningful discussion with an artist there. They'll give me the bare minimum, fuck off, then go back to posting endless diarrhea.As for Octavia, yeah, she's obviously looking for attention... but can you blame her? She could use some positive reinforcement.
>>150572006>so, assuming the whole ”asexual” thing is a phase and octavia will grow out of it once she finds her human man, what do you think she would be into sexually?that sort of things not a phase.
>>150578861>It's not a phase dad, it's MY LIFE!
You guys don't get it, you break Octavia out of her asexuality by treating her like the princess she is and with human food and then taking things slow which eventually ends up in your first child together.
>>150578861>17 hear old>writing off all sex for the rest of her life>Not a phaseAnon, i know that people here dont have it (including me), but sex is as natural a part of life as eating or breathing. Its healthy in moderation and it is literally needed to continue the speciesOctavia is a dumb teen, she has no idea what she wants, shes too young to decide that shes a genetic dead end
I bet if you called Moxxie a nigger he would earnestly argue how he's not black.
>>150578861>that sort of things not a phase.Sure it is, cause asexuality doesn't exist; it's just autism that's been fetishized by people (chiefly zoomers) who have no personality traits. And for Octavia, it's only been imposed upon her by a creator that doesn't want her shipped with anyone, because it gives her the Ick.
If Octavia is "asexual" it's only because her dad won't stop talking about sex around her and blew up her family by fucking a disgusting red midget. Shit man I'd fall for the asexual bit too.
So, have BotF, HIL or MSG gotten any new updates?
>>150578968this is an actually good and well-reasoned take. though there are genuinely asexual people, asexuality is indeed often a phase for teenagers. (though, vivziepop is far too woke to write the story that way, so octavia is probably not gonna transition out of asexuality)
>>150579168HIL is on hiatus until the author gets a laptop charger, so probably nothing for a bit.
>>150578985Why would I call Moxxie a nigger, I'd call Blitzo that, but yeah Moxxie very likely would debate me on why he isn't black.>>150579039>>150579070Because like most of the "queer colors", it's a commodity or a way of attention seeking.
>>150578985>I bet if you called Moxxie a nigger he would earnestly argue how he's not black.But if you say "Guinea Dago Goomba Wop." He goes apeshit.
>anon becomes stolas' apprentice>He befriends (most of) IMP, with whom he gets along>But anon has a secret>He is a /pol/ack>At completely random times he will go on long rants about the jews, blacks, muslims etc>Sometimes he derails conversations specifically so he could talk about how much he hates these specific humans that are nothing like him>Other times he will come up with the most insane, borderline schizo beliefs, like hyperborea, the moon landing being fake, gay aliens etc>Most of the cast just roll with it, either ignoring him, making fun of him, or trying to gently correct him>Not moxxie though>For some reason, whenever anon goes on a crazy tangent about something the imp has even a small idea about, he will debate him with full autistic valor >Especially if anon brings up guns in his speeches
>>150579512>Anon begins dating Loona>four months in, he finally gets to see her human disguise>you can see the gears grinding to a halt in his head
>>150579574>Realizes hounds are hell niggers>Realizes the goetias and the sins are hell white people>Realizes imps are hell pajeets>Has a mental breakdown
>>150579602And then while Anon is freaking out she walks into the conference room, turns her skin white again and collects fifty bucks from Blitzo.
>>150579168>BotF Still working on it but it's God forgive me an Agent One chapter and the next Octavia chapter will be a bit because I want to write Moxxie.
Even if she hates sex Octavia will likely be forced into an arranged marriage and to reproduce with her designated mate.It's her royal duty
>>150568900What does the warhammer horus heresy general on /tg/ have to do with the show about hell and dem- wait a minute
>>150579179Admittedly anecdotal and with a small sample group but every asexual I've known that stayed that way beyond teen rebellion age has either been missing a gonad or eventually been diagnosed with thyroid disease.
>Millie is a demoknight>Moxxie is a sniper>Blitzo is a phlog pyro>Stolas is Blitzo's medic gf>Stella is a spyWhat would Loona and Octavia be? And the other characters as well.
>>150579884Loona would be an engineer so she can alt tab out to zoomer brainrot.
>>150579884>Loona is a scunt.>Octavia is a Engineer.>Anon is a soldier.
>>150579884Loona is actual medic to Stolas's /heals/ medic.
>>150580014>Fagolas is a healslut pocket medic>Loona is a proper medic and sometimes battle medicI could see thatOctavia would probably be spy or sniper
>>150568240The cutest whore in Hell
>>150568715God, Octavia with bare shoulders is too much for me.
>>150570110This is what goon life does to a nigga
>>150580465based victorian man
>>150569722>>150569922I think there could be a middle groundMaybe most of heaven sees Cambions as not all that concerning in the modern age, but a few of the more extreme exorcists still make it a priority to exterminate any that pop up. Our girl is one of those, encounters Nymo in Hell, some whacky hijinx and misunderstanding occur, and she comes to understand that, not only is he a man of God, he might have a better understanding of the Lord's ways than she does. She decides to just keep and eye on him, and make sure her formers peers don't figure out that she never finished the job.
>>150580465Sounds good.
>>150573367
>>150573606THIS IS A GOD DAMNED BLUE BOARD YOU SICK FUCK!!!
>>150580465The community hasn't realized it yet, but bare shoulders is what makes the Hellaverse females so attractive. I'm pretty sure beyond Stella and Via, basically every single other female character in Helluva has at least one shoulder showing.
>>150580586Good Lord man, stop tempting me with sexy bird women!
>>150580806>I'm pretty sure beyond Stella and Via, basically every single other female character in Helluva has at least one shoulder showing.Not just the females, vivzie has a habit of giving dudes bare shoulders too, at least while wearing shirtsWhenever someone wears a shirt in this show it will be a very loose one and at least one shoulder will be visible, even the males
>>150580988Also wrist sleeves seem very popular.
>>150580806Hmm, you seem to have a point. Though I'm mainly attracted to their faces. >>150580844I've got plenty more. Even some bare shoulder Mayberry.
>>150580465This one remains my favorite. Also has some cake.
>>150581067Is there a version without the shirt as well?Who drew it?
>>150581110Gee, I wonder what that little triangle next to the post number is for?
>>150581067Even has a cute face just like her mother.
I want a hellhound tomboy to rape me and milk my seed out of my junk.
>>150581169>I want a hellhound tomboyNice and good taste.>to rape me and milk my seed out of my junk.Anon, are you okay?FemTex might be the closest thing we have to hellhound tomboy.
>>150571174If they're so much better, then just go. Bye!
>>150581249I'm alright, just wouldn't mind being manhandled right now. >spoilerIndeed.
>>150581331One of the many thread classics.
>>150581358Yeah. I wonder what kind of gf Femtex would be?
>>150581358>Blitzo slowly turns around, a look of burning hatred in his eyes as he stares straight at anon>The human lowers his phone which he had been absentmindedly browsing a few moments ago and takes one look around the room..."What? You can't seriously blame me for ALL of them!">"You're to blame for this one, dork" says loona>Blitzo has to be held down to stop him from ripping anon's throat out with his teeth
Would you still be attracted to Stella if she was african?
>>150583492NoBut i would be to her daughter
>>150583492Yes.
>>150583492Would I like a British negress? If she's anything like picrel, then yes.
What we didn't get to see in Mission Zero.But given how uncomfortable Loona was after Stolas appeared in Blitz's office, I have to imagine this is what happened.
>>150583884Bro has 0 shame, doesnt he?
>>150584154This is why we need to turn him human and then make him pay the ball tax
>>150578572The uncensored version of this is AMAZING
>>150583884>I fucked you're father
>>150568715virginfags, ugh, how boring.
>>150574957I liked her more as a predatory psycho chick like Miss Heed in all honesty. The world needs more attractive female rapists who are able to be charismatic about their psychotic petulance, not wallowing in being sad like Verosika was in this episode. She was hot as fuck when she was cutting up that cake like the nutbag that she is, woobifying her makes her less attractive.
>>150568268I would be eating her out and suckling on her clit like a man who walked through Death Valley trying to get water from a bottle with a bite valve. Continue with this until she climaxes as violently as possible and hopefully with her permission keep suckling on her clit even when she is passed out.
What different phrases/songs would a Verosika barbie play when you squeeze her?
>POV she woke up before you did.
>>150585854Cutie.
>>150585854>Come out of the shower fresh as a woodworking shop.>Loona's nose twitches as she catches your scent.>Cue total sniffdown from Loona as you try to get dressed properly.
>>150573374>>150573532>>150573774>>150573860Get out. You belong in a garbage can.
>>150585345Vivienne has no idea how to write female villains, and that becomes more and more obvious over time.
>>150585663>Hehehe! Quit touchin my crotch pervert!
>>150585663>My Spidey Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web slinger?
>>150585663>I'm starving over here! Got anything to eat?
>>150587770Not funny.
>>150579729I LOVE MOXXIE WAUGH
>>150574957Damn, I want to lick her underboob sweat.
>>150570885>Be you>It's deep night, but the moon is quite bright>You try to sleep>Hear a rustling sound in the room>Cat must have come to snuggle with you>Joyful.exe>Wait, you don't have a cat.>Panic.exe>Open your eyes>PicrelWhat's your next move, anon?
What if you dated M&M?
>>150573367Kek, best arc.
>>150588277Millie turned you down already Shitzo
>>150585854>wake up>Loona is big spoon>you try to move>she growls>"Loona I gotta go to work.">she nestles her snout into your shoulder>"I'm gonna be late.">her grip tightens>"Loonaaaa"
>>150569479That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>150588266Whip out my dick and hope for the best
>>150585854>Human wake up>Walkies>Food>Now
>>150588464I do wonder how would hellhounds and goetias look like if they were redeemed and sent to heaven.
imagine thawing her icy heart with your love
>>150588924>I do wonder how would hellhounds and goetias look like if they were redeemed and sent to heaven.isnt the speaker thats gonna appear in S2 a bird?
>>150588924
>>150588266
The aralez in armenian mythology is a winged hound that licks soldiers to keep them alive after being wounded. Therefore you have a case that an angel Loona could heal all your wounds by licking them.
>>150588413What if you dated M&M?
I love Sallie
>>150588277>>150590562Ah dammit, the bot's broken again
>>150590595I assume your thread's not getting any bites?
>>150590595total tranny death
>>150590619>"And who could forget? Christmas Ape goes to summer camp!"
>>150590686>does this mace compense something you missing?
>>150590686Based as fuck.
>>150585854>sniff snoff
>>150585854Loona... Lay off the bees...
my need for owl cuddles grows...
has sinner two made an appearance in BotF yet?
Remember when people thought pilot Lucifer was the leader of the Overlords? The show turned out disappointing when it was revealed he didn't actually possess any authority over them.
>>150592505Some "king"
>>150592505im disappointed lucifer doesn't embody the sin of pride as he shoulddude is sorry about what he's done in heaven instead of going "heaven was always beneath me anyways"
Would you still like Loona if she was a femcel nerd who's really into programming?
>>150592517Much as I'd prefer a long winded wall of text explaining executive functioning in a zero sum emp environment Viv already showed the futility of that with the animated sequence of the fried bird next to the nuke energy station.Down came the Goblin and called the pervert spider out!Using green arrow one to think pssshhhaw.
>>150588266I'm going to sleep very well tonight.>>150588939>Andrea dates a human man. Her heart and her antarctic circle have melted. >Once a stern, nonchalant and a cold individual. She's now a bit cheery and outgoing.>This seems to scare everyone. >>150588277>non-monogamous relationship. Cuck.
>>150593994Andrea could chill your drinks by touching the glass.
I have an autistic hateboner for how Viv writes the Seven Deadly Sins. There is SO much shit written about the sins and the seven princes of Hell, and Viv straight-up does not engage with any of it.Asmodeus being pro-consent does not make sense. Sure obviously you can present Lust in a way that's consensual, but literally the only mention of Asmodeus in the Bible (Catholic version only) is him being a stalker obsessed with a human woman where he ruins her life because he doesn't want other men to marry her. Sure, I GET why Ozzie is written this way where we've already got a rapist villain (Val) so it makes sense Viv would want Asmodeus to be a different kind of character, but by doing so she goes against the literal only thing that is written in mainstream Christian texts about the demon she is trying to adapt.
>>150594152>There is SO much shit written about the sins and the seven princes of Hell, and Viv straight-up does not engage with any of it.Trust me we know.>the only mention of Asmodeus in the Bible (Catholic version only) is him being a stalker obsessed with a human woman where he ruins her life because he doesn't want other men to marry her.I wanna hear more about this.
>>150594152My personal gripe is with Beelzebub's design.>Lord of flies>Furfag wolf with wings
>>150594152Vivzieslop is made by and for sheltered millennial faggots, literal and figurative, with no media literacy. They can't have characters who do things like condone sexual assault because the intended audience is full of hysterical idiots who think portraying something is the same as endorsing it.
>>150592836>Would you stilli dont like loona to begin with, making her a femcel would just make her even worse
>>150594235More for me.
>>150594327shes all yours, anonill stick to my hooter gf
>>150594189Asmodeus is mentioned a couple of times in Jewish scripture, but the only one that directly ties him in with the sin of lust is the Book of Tobit (which is part of the Catholic Bible, but Protestants consider it non-canonical). In Tobit, Asmodeus is described as being obsessed with a human woman named Sarah. Sarah had gotten married seven times, but Asmodeus murdered all her husbands out of jealousy before Sarah could consummate her marriages. Sarah is falsely believed to have killed her husbands and it's basically ruined her life. She prays to God to either kill her or save her, and God chooses to do the latter by setting her up with Tobit's son Tobias. God also sends Raphael in disguise to help Tobias exorcise Asmodeus by telling him to burn fish liver by his bedside, cause Asmodeus is weak to that like how a vampire is weak to garlic.
The show is shit, but i like Octavia and Stella, what's so attractive about them?
>>150594407Boobs and butt.
>>150594407>The show is shit, but i like Octavia and Stella, what's so attractive about them?shitty men in their lives giving us the need to fix them, good designs, seemingly deeper personalities than meets the eye, people like them WOULD have deeper personalities, its not their fault vivzie cant be bothered to expland on them
>>150594483Tons of anons would LOVE to expand on them if you know what I mean!
>>150594195You can definitely do more unconventional takes on the princes of Hell. I just think there should be, like, intent with it. One of my favorite examples of this is the manga Make the Exorcist Fall in Love. Belphegor for example is written as a NEET who hates women, plays videogames all day, and just hates the world in general. But he's still written in a way that's true to how the actual demon has historically been portrayed. His backstory is based on the short story "Belfegor the Archdaemon" by Machiavelli, but they tweak it to tie back into the sin of sloth.
>>150594030>Turns any other cocktail or alcohol into a daiquiri with her arcane cold touch.
>>150594407Birds are elegant and beautiful
>>150594407>>150595271Because Goetian women are the aspects of beauty. Paintings given life.
>>150595368even the disloyal ones?
>>150596194Yes, even the disloyal ones. Just got to make sure they stay loyal.
>>150596248>Just got to make sure they stay loyal.and how do you intend to do that?
>>150596285Well give them the attention and the affection they need so they don't wander off and feel unwanted or unloved.If it comes down to it and it's absolutely necessary to do so.https://youtu.be/oo0d1zTAFKA
>>150596456It'd be most unwise to bitch-slap a ten foot tall demon bird who can petrify you in an instant! Plus, you'd need a stool to reach her face.
>>150596532Just get a bigger one of these.
New BOTF sorry it's an Agent One chapter but if you want the Sinner!Two stuff to be satisfying you have to deal with this.https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/68602336/chapters/186148211 Moxxie chapter next.
>all this bird postingwhy can't other character hold their own thread?
>>150596552>you flail one about like a retard, hoping to score a hit on her cheek>due to your height difference, it keeps slapping her boobs insteadNow you've done it.>>150596590Verosika just isn't interesting to talk about. She's eye candy, but nothing more. And she's not the only one: a lot of Viv's female characters suffer that fate.Stella and Octavia stand out because they have the most potential for interesting development.
>>150571174>furry counts as bestiality
>>150596750Thats how normies see it, but who cares what normies think?
>>150596590While I do like her more than Loona. She just doesn't give us much to work with. As >>150596692 said she's sadly mostly eye candy. She does deserve proper characterization. >>150596532So a spanking instead?https://youtu.be/DnELL9dqt_I
>>150597303A spanking might be less effective; if it's Stella or femStolas, she might end up liking it.I used to watch McLinktock all the time as a kid. Still one of my favorite John Wayne movies, despite viewing the old west through a more romantic lens.
Would you get a tattoo of Stella?
>Erases Pedophiles from existence>Erases Rapists from existence>Erases Cannibals from existence >Erases Murderers from existence >Erases Canadians from existence>Erases Abusers from existence>Erases Thieves from existence >Erases Adulterers from existence>Erases Drug Dealers from existence>Erases That Unholy Bitch Jerri from Survivor from existence>Erases Corrupt World Leaders from existence >Erases Foot Fags from existence>Does all this for thousands of years>Is suddenly a bad guy cause the daughter of the people who fucked over all of creation sang a couple songs I'm starting to think this show was written by some Helluva Hazbin
>>150597370>Spank Stella or Solas as some form punishment. Solas just demands you spank harder. Stella poorly pretends she can't feel it.>You just end up giving them a new kink and they get into situations to get you to spank them. I have sadly not seen many John Wayne westerns, I need to. I have seen The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, which was good. Most westerns I watch or re-watch are Charles Bronson and Lee Van Cleef ones. Breakheart Pass being my favorite.
>>150597534No, Stella wound not look good with one and I'm not a huge fan of them myself. Plus she very likely hates them.
>>150597722would*My retardation pops out once again.
>>150597691I would suggest Stagecoach and The Searchers. Not much happens in the former, but John Ford keeps it interesting with great characters and dialogue.
>>150596590>why can't other character hold their own thread?Because they are inferior
The Rebel is a good Western series. Follows a former Confederate trying to find himself in the West after the Civil War.
Imagine taking octavia sight seeing around the world, which places do you think she'd like most to visit?
>>150597854Death Valley, Australian Outback or any place that provides great views of the night sky. >>150597843Have Gun Will Travel is also a good one. I've listen to the radio show of it from time to time.
>>150597854Taco Island!
>>150597854Aghartha and the Ice Wall in Antarctica, just to see if they exist.
>>150597854the bass pro shop pyramid
>>150598168>Take a disguised Octavia to the Bass Pro Memphis Pyramid.>She's confused why you took her here. She's still intrigued, after all it's a pyramid. They even sell nice cowboy hats and taxidermy game animals such as ducks.>During your browsing you bump into someone. It's Lucyfer and her mallard. >Octavia and Lucyfer end up having a nice conversation, sharing a love for taxidermy and the outdoors.
>>150598378>>150598168>bass pro shop pyramid>Look it up>Its actually a real thingWhat the fuck
>>150598495
>>150598495It is Indeed real and it's beautiful.
>>150598495The story behind it as the city wanted to have a attraction for people to come to and settled on a glass pyramid No one cared about a glass pyramid so they rented it out to sport eventsIt was gonna be abandoned until bass shop said "we'll take it"And the rest is history
>This fucking drunken cock sucking two cent whore, fuck you and your fifty fucktoys who take it up the fucking ass for you you bitch!
>>150598495Long story short. The bass pro founder basically said"Im going fishing, if God wants me to buy this sick ass pyramid then I will catch a big un"Then yae, it was so.
>>150598572>>150598566>>150598531>>150598527The US really is something else, isnt it?
>>150598569I want to squeeze her boobs.
If Verosika had a street sign it would read "open trench".
I hope they will have an episode where IMP go up against an actually dangerous humanPretty much all of their missions against people have been a breeze, the only time they are challenged is when they face off against their own fellow hellborn, but thats complete BSYou telling me theres not a single tough motherfucker on earth who could give them a proper fight?Not buying it, one of these days they are going to bite off more than they can chew and get their asses handed to them as a result, especially since their win card, stolas, has been depoweredIf vivzie doesnt make at least one episode in which they are on the back foot against a human i will be seriously disappointed
>>150598748The killing is just background for the homo yaoi drama anon, so humans are forever destined to be Red Shirts.
>>150596568What kind of relationship do you see between Anon and Moxxie? Potential best friends?
>>150598851Depends on the anon/k/ommando gun autist anon? Best friends/b/ tier shitposter? You might have to watch your back for friendly fire
>>150571174>Judy HopsHeh.>Animal CrossingThe fuck?
>>150599077Yeah?Animal crossing is furry central
>>150598748>IMP has to take out a guy with dead eye from Red Dead.
>>150599142>The dead eye in question.https://youtu.be/APzoWYGSMws
>>150598748I feel like I've read this exact post word for word like five times.
>>150598748I was about to say Stolas could just BTFO them (unless it was some vatican exorcist who his powers are ineffective on) but then I realized he's not a Goetia anymore
>>150598748>I hope they will have an episode where IMP go up against an actually dangerous human
>>150599442Now that you mention it I'm surrpised there isn't a bunch of imps banging down Blitzo's door wanting to kill stolas like a celestial dragon from one piece
>>150599487>I'm surrpised there isn't a bunch of imps banging down Blitzo's door wanting to kill stolas like a celestial dragon from one pieceWhats that, actual CONSEQUENCES in my gay demon romance show?!?I dont think so! More middle aged owl twink sex scenes for you!
How would (you) pass time with Loona during a slow day at work?>hard mode: no sex
>>150599570I mean the pilot remake had Blitzo say they won't face any consequences for their actions
>>150599598Read comic books together.
>>150599598Look at my phone while she does the same with hers and completely Ignore each other
How would stolas react to this?
>>150579729Nice, ever since Agent One ran into Temu AQ that whole arc became interesting again. Can’t wait.
I want to do nasty things with Verosika's tail.
>>150600661>throbthrob>squirtsquirtTHAT AIN'T MY TAIL BITCH
>>150600570It's already out and AQ?>>150596568
>>150600708alt ending where she forces Blitzo to deepthroat her "tail" at the apology tour party
>>150568240She’ll probably fart
>>150598495>>150598566I swear to. God, the shit I end up learning on threads I never thought I would.
>>150600570People forget that Agent One is the cold, hard circumcised dildo of consequences come to tear them a new asshole for killing his oneitis.
>>150573367>Verbalase Holy shit my sides
>>150601446>spoilerDISGUSTING
>>150599623She doesn't seem like a comic gal. She'd probably share zoomer brain rot with you though.
>>150596568What kinda fucked up magic(?) is this boy learning...?
>>150602132>What kinda fucked up magic(?) is this boy learning...?Mix of Kabbalah and Ismai'lism.
>>150602189I can't even pronounce that shit, it's overGestalt me on the things
>>150603053How is this thing stronger than fire cock?
>>150603053>>150603070Because she's too busy giving (you) happy dreams
>>150600721Temu Al Qaeda. Because he’s in the Middle East. Nigga.
Short haired tavi
>>150604315Why the long face?
>>150603053You think she'd get mad?
would she like halo, or is that more up loonas alley?
>>150604823I always felt Loona and Via would both be more of the mobile gaming crowd.But maybe you could get Via into proper gaming with a Switch or a Steam Deck. Something she can plop down and get some game time in wherever in the palace she is.
>>150604976i mean, the medium by which she plays is one thing, but what would she play?saw some people say stardew valley, animal crossing, you know, femalecore games
>>150598748Vivzie's horrible storytelling and world building killed any chances of the human world being anything except meatbags for I.M.P to kill. They could set off an atomic bomb and wipe out a whole city and vivzie would expect off to just laugh it off. Until we suddenly should totally care for a specific human because our protagonists are projecting on them.
>>150605614>Note the size difference between you and M&M.>Aside from Millie being standing blowjob height, it gives you an idea.>Come next mission you deck yourself out in full body armour and run the Mecha-Shiva plan with Millie slithering around your body to gut people and Moxxie using you as his mobile sniper tower.
>>150605878>Anon learns some enchantments>Portals into a muzeum and steals a dope ass suit of knight armor>Throws a bunch of resistance spells on it to make it bulletproof>Pretty much becomes the team's designated tank/paladin
>>150605614>The imps at the park are free, you can just take them home with you
What would you do if you were to make a cartoon about demons, /co/?
>>150605614This picture leads me to believe that since Imps are so small and easily manhandled even by Loona who is probably shorter than me, and the fact that I have an impressive 6 inch pecker, I could easily deposit my sperm directly INSIDE Millie's womb.
>>150605979Oh boy too many things to list but one thing I'll make sure to do is the opposite of what's done in these demon cartoons
>>150605937>"PARRY THIS IMP, KNAVE!">M&M share a confused glance when you waltz out decked in full plate.>Doubly so on Moxxie's part because that shit ain't gonna stop bullets.>Both yelp in surprise when A. Rounds start flying and bouncing off of you like peas off a tin can and B. You've hoisted the pair up by their collars and launched them at your enemies.
I want to bury my face in Vortex's pecs.
>>150606233Pinklie...
>>150606233wrong thread, faggots go here:https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/78194528#bottom
>>150606248stfu Stella...
>>150606248No no he's got a point, Vortex probably gives some mean blowjobs if it was enough to prevent him getting the St. Floyd special. Probably one helluva power bottom too if you have enough peanut butter.
>>150606233Pecjobs, imagine...
>>150606324Isn't that just a worse boobjob?
>>150606233t.
>>150606409He has to eliminate all potential competition so he can have Vortex all to himself.
I won't lie I'd clap Vortex's cheeks raw but he's just plain hotter as a tomboy and even more tailored toward fucking human men.
>>150606513human disguised femtex...
>>150606342I mean, if the pecs are big...
>>150606536Judging by that pic what would her hair be like? I know the artist only gave her that hair tuft on top but I imagine she'd have a bit more hair, closer to a fluffy bob or something.
Hellhound pecs...
>>150606743
He big.
>>150606931Big... pecjobs...
>>150606931Imagine him getting stretched by Pinklie in the locker room...
>>150606944>>150607008Hh-h-hhot.
If there were all out war between earth and hell would earth or hell win? Id think hellfire missiles and air superiority would make it a shoo in for earth.
>>150607216Knowing Viv she would make hell win because they have wacky whimsical magitech or something. Knowing here, we'd say Earth would win because /k/ autism. It doesn't really matter, powerscaling can be kind of fun in moderation but only fags delve into it deeply especially in something like this which isn't thought out enough to even have that type of discussion unless you wanna make up your own headcanons to fill in the gaps and at that point you're just making shit up anyway.
>>150607309>Sends like, 3 nuclear warheads through a portal to hellHow do they beat that?
>>150607445If I were Viv (and thank God I'm not) I would write something really wanky like saying Satan has anti-nuke guns that vaporize the nukes out of the sky before they can detonate. You can literally make up whatever bullshit explanations you want, its all made up and the canon doesn't matter. Fantasize about Stinkmeaner stomping the place if you want.
>>150606931And sexy.
>"Hey Tavi whatcha listening to?">she lends you an earbudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-hZWOZSeww
>>150606233Same.
Kinda wish she didn't abandon Zoophobia
>>150607445>>150607495Normal Nukes would only stagger and possibly permanently cripple the Goetia if they're in blast range. What might work is incorporating a piece of say, the true cross or relic from an apostle could cause serious problems. Doubly so if its blessed by the pope/major patriarch/archbishop of canterbury assuming apostolic authority means anything.
>>150608358>Michigan Pope blessing my warhead before I chuck it at some degenerate demonCOOL
>>150602898GOD
>>150608358Unfortunately Lucifer altered all hell portals to disintegrate and erase all wmds while in transit, so it doesn't matter. See how easy it is to make up power wanking bullshit?
>>150607216Pointless discussion.Onto a better one: If you were forced to homomaxx, who would you choose?
>>150608757Salle mae, if it was born male then it counts
>>150608757Pinklie. He seems cool. If I'm gonna be forced into having a butt buddy he might as well be a bro with benefits.
>farts on your dick while you plap him and gets embarrassed
>>150604700Likely.>>150604823Maybe, she would mostly enjoy the music, Loona is more into FPS as we established. We also discussed Octavia would like strategy games and The Sims so she could enjoy seeing/having a happy stable family. >>150605964Old Scratch doesn't tell you that, I have picked up several female Imps, they love headpats and having their butts used as bongos. >>150606536>>150606620She'd be a black Sgt. Callahan from Police Academy https://youtu.be/u1qbbNh9PPE>>150607695https://youtu.be/18UALvCPYs8https://youtu.be/ar3hHWsJASM>>150606248What a cute smile.
>>150606233I want to suck his cock.
>>150609608We know, Pinklie you don't need to keep saying it
>>150609546>the spotter getting distractedSuch a stupid gag but it got me good.
I feel like Barbie Wire is going to fuck Verosika.
>>150609760>>150609909That so?
>>150606536Made for bleaching by human men.
>>150608920Pinklie would be my choice too, with Vortex as runnerup. They're both the kind of bros who would sit you down on their laps and give you a relaxing handy while you chat about your day.If this were a year ago I would've chose Moxxie... but he's been vexing me as of late. I wouldn't have the patience for his spinelessness and constant nagging.
>>150610223Yeah man, if I'm gonna be forced to be a fag you might as well go for the most chill and well adjusted out of the cast. We only saw Pinklie for like a second but he's probably similar and if you can't bang who you want you might as well choose someone you get along with right? More choice than Stella and Stolas ever got.
>>150598635Like always, It appears our superiority has led to some controversy
>Octavia poorly imitating an american accent to get back at you for making fun of her accent
>>150610549Americans only have regional accents.The normal american accent is just called Standard English.Anyone who disagrees is wrong, British and gay
>>150610549>octavia poorly imitating the dracula accent to get back at methatd be funnyt. gypsimanian
>>150610650Give me back my wallet cunt
>>150610549>Octavia does a southern accent in an attempt to annoy you after getting annoyed with your attempt at a british accent.>You find it cute, she's annoyed at this but more annoyed you find her attempt at a dixie accent cute. >>150610003>Made to bleach white human men.
>>150610549Or Octavia doubles down on the English accent to the point you have no clue what the fuck she's saying.
>>150610598Well I didn't feel like saying: >Octavia poorly imitating a new yorker/southern/midwest/philly/bostonian accentSo you get american accent as a broad catch all. Smart ass.>>150610689Anon no you're the white human man and you bleach her not the other way around.
>>150610700>octavia starts talking like thishttps://youtu.be/Hs-rgvkRfwc?si=N_wlulbmjlQXuFDc&t=8
>>150610718>Anon no you're the white human man and you bleach her not the other way aroundI meant to imply you didn't get a choice in the matter. If she chooses you, you're hers. >>150610700>Goetian have normal posh accents until they see a soccer game.
>>150610800>soccerif you call it that around one of them they ll disembowel you with their bare talons
>>150610800>I meant to imply you didn't get a choice in the matter. If she chooses you, you're hers. Ah, the good ol femdom vanilla chocolate rape swirl. I don't mind donating some bleach.
>>150610878That Octavia looks like she's gonna drag you into committing acts of minor tomfoolery with her.
>hey white boy, got a girlfriend?>no-->you do now
>>150610942>think you can fix her>she ends up making you worseand i thought stella was the bad one
>>150610995She'll make you rack up misdemeanors for sure.
>>150610995Like daughter like mother.>>150610878That wont stop me.>>150610993>"FemTex, What do got there?">"Just a milkshake."
>>150611579I never knew I wanted a black chick to call me a milkshake.
>>150606233We know, Pinklie.
Fempinklie...
>>150612538PAPAYA RETURNED?
>>150612678No that's an old drawing he did.
>>150612693Aww....
>>150612725I miss him too anon
>>150610993Is this how she and Bee ended up dating?
>>150613914>implying King Bee isn't dating me
>>150568240Does she have cute feet? Cute pits?REVEAL THEM TO ME, INTERNET MAN
>>150613979no way fag
>>150613914>>150613979>"I can't believe that's literally the first thing you said to me! Fuckin' hell, Anon. You're my new favorite person.">he leans in, one arm snaking around your waist and the other slowly gliding its fingers down your waistband>"I bet before the night's over I'll be your favorite person too."
>>150614021She has hooves, not feet.>>150613914Likely.>>150613713Total Sootrat Death
>>150614102Until I see proof, Verosika is a plantigrade in high heels.
>>150614085
>>150614169>with one arm around your waist, he draws you closer>close enough you can smell his honey-scented cologne mixed with what little scent his hellhound body generated from his performance>another hand makes it way down your waistband and gently squeezes your hardening junk over your boxers>yet another hand touches your cheek and guides your head to make eye contact>fuck, even his breath smelled good somehow...
>>150614253Sorry Anon, but I only love the original Bee.
>>150614487>his lips draw ever closer>fuck, the way he stared into your soul with those eyes...>his hand gently strokes your member, sending pleasure rocketing through you>you always thought of yourself as straight>but with this fox twink pawing all over you, it was like a switch flipped>were you really that desparate to be touched?>you couldn't seriously have been a faggot this whole time... right?>hell, maybe it just felt nice to be wanted...>you can't help but lean in too...>and as your lips contact that honey-scented snoot...>King Bee wakes up in a cold sweat and some very cumsoaked boxers>"Fuuuuck not again..."Yeah I'm capping it off here these threads have gotten gay enough
>>150614487
>>150614772more like
>>150614772>>150614789Technically her ass could be any size she wants
>>150615104
>Bee's eyes travel up and down your body>"Daaamn boy when'd you get here? You with Russ?">"Oh uh well, Stolas kinda invited me--">before you can finish, she's already buzzed up next to you and begun invading your personal space>"Suh-WEET! Stolas and I go back a ways, you know I was there when he was born? Well, I was around. You know, in the area-- so, you here with your girlfriend?">you gulp>she was still hovering a few inches off the ground, leaning forward enough to keep you eye level with her cleavage>"Um.. no but there WAS somebody I was gonna ask out.">"Oh yeah?">you blink, your eyes drifting to her cleavage again>that's weird>did it get... bigger?>"Yeah. I've known her um, a while and...">"Cool cool--HEY! Crazy idea, you know that's sweet and all but uh, a human and a hellborn? Not exactly winning you favors down here but you knooow...">she was no longer allergic to the ground it seems, her feet landing and causing her thighs to jiggle slightly>thighs contained by shrinking booty shorts apparently, you swore they weren't that tight on her a second ago>she poked her finger into your chest, two of her arms reachind around and caressing your back>"It'd go a long way if you had a sin in your corner...">"Oh uh, really? I could ask Ozzie if he'd... officiate it...">she grinned a wicked grin>"Oooor I could do it. If you gave me first dibs.">"I'm sorry what?">"Dibs! You know, you give me a little prima nocta and if you guys get found out I'll give you guys my blessing. Deal?">"Well--">"Of course it's a deal," she interrupts, biting her lip as her hands trace along your chest, "come on... you wouldn't really tease me with all that without letting me get a taste first?">"I... come on... that's a little silly isn't it?">"What's silly about sending my little human off to get some puppy love knowing I tapped that first? Besides, you might wanna keep me happy now that I know you're planning to bring some little cambions into the world, right?"
>>150568240For me, it’s Kiki.
>>150615183he came looking for silver and found gold
>>150568268I am ashamed.
>>150584500For me, it's his Loona animation at the beach.
>>150609490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5jluBMQY-g
I.NEED.AGENT.TWO.EMBIGGEEEEEEEENED!
>>150616101Ask and ye shall receive.
>>150615183It's strange for Bee to hit on a human this hard. Considering thread canon, she's was used by Solomon. Though you could argue she she's still mentally broken and her coming on this hard is another coping mechanism, like her parties.
>>150615183Premo shit mang, keep it up
Verosika bros, how can we satisfy our goddess??
>>150616551Beat the shit out of blitzo, probably
>>150616522Consider it noncanon apocrypha>>150616533You get a crumb
>>150616551Listen to her bitching while giving her a fully body massage.
>>150615183OUGHGOODVery good...
>>150616522I really wanna see where BotF goes with Bee. Her behavior around humans intrigues me...
i need more mayberry
The only fate shitzo deserves
>>150568715>but shes used goods toothat means she is experienced and can show you worlds of pleasure you never knew existed
>>150617536Mayberry does need more loving.
>>150617618>that means she is experienced and can show you worlds of pleasure you never knew existedI mean, thats a bit of a cope, i can understand why you see it that way...but shes blitzo's used goods, anonThat alone renders her completely worthless in my eyes
>>150616522>Though you could argue she she's still mentally broken and her coming on this hard is another coping mechanismIn that case sex with her is either going to be godly or the most traumatizing thing you'll ever experience.
Posting one last tavi before going to sleep
>>150615104Y-yo?
>>150617995Sleep well, Anon>>150617846It's going to be a great night.orIt's going to be a harrowing night.No matter which way, you won't forget it and it could end up with Bee crying into your chest.
>>150616551By satisfying her hunger.
>>150615183If you could, would you romance Bee? Do you see her as being a good girlfriend?
>>150618173I'm gonna be real with you man while she hasn't ruined Vortex (yet) I don't think what they have is particularly serious and if you wanted something more serious she's either going to be incredibly shit at it or just cut you loose. She blows off all her responsibilities for parties and hedonism. You want to be part of that, she'll be receptive and it might even be fun for a while. The second you want to take things to the next level your relationship becomes another responsibility and therefore another thing to halfass and avoid. I don't see a relationship with Bee being healthy or lasting too long because the type of person she is isn't someone who wants to settle down and commit, she just wants a toy she'll eventually get bored of. Frankly I think you'd end up being the Verosika to her Blitzo.
>>150618173If she isn't dating Vortex then Perhaps. Though she is too much of a party gal. So not my shot of whiskey and if you go with the idea that she was used by Solomon, she has some mental instabilities that you'll need to patch up. However I see that as a challenge instead of a negative.
>>150585663>"*pomf!* What are we going to do on a bed, Anon?"
>>150618144Lmfao
>>150618340I want Belphegor to ruin Collin
>>150616456NAICE
Why not Embiggened Mayberry?
>>150618144I would just stare in awe as Vero eats this entire platter of greasy, fatty foods like a total animal.
>>150568240Verosika means "tax pig" in Finnish.Don't know if it's apt or not, haven't watched the show(s).
I wish fatfuck Fred would draw a thick, but not fat, Millie. Chiefly, her ass.
Bump
>>150619209I doubt Hell has good welfare systems. It definitely has taxation, that I'm sure of.
I want to be Satan.
loona bros, would you still?
>>150620755Yes but it wouldn't be the same.
>>150620755You've asked this five times.
>>150620901maybe theres new people in these threads, arent they worthy of being asked as well?
>>150621074Maybe you should space it out a little more.
alright.time to make a new thread and this time make a damn general.
>>150621352>this time make a damn general.No fuck off.
>>150619209Not for any reason I can think of
>>150618173if she loves me I'm happy with it
>>150621352>Time to make a new thread for this show I haven't watched!
