it fucking sucksnot big surprise
>>150572069>Vivzie involved>"SHIT FUCK DAMN ASS FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK"I don't know what I expected, but somehow it's so much worse than I could have imagined.
>>150572091the odds were already against it because so much of what made Homestuck work was the delivery, but it's pretty unimpressive
>constant Vivziepop swearing>rushed character introductions>zoomer lingo>le WAAAACKY fourth wall breaks and ironyI am legitimately fucking dumbfounded by how awful that was.
>>150572069I liked it a lot personally. It's Act 1, and is very true to the schizo weirdness of Act 1.Too bad it looks like the reaction has been negative, I'd watch the shit out of the full thing. (up to Cascade and then drop it immediately)
>>150572069Great news for me. Fuck homosuck, fuck Andrew Hussie, fuck everything inspired by it, and fuck this 24/7 spew of faggy drama nerd bullshit. The creative world post 2013 would be exponentially improved if everyone turned on homestuck and everything akin to it. YOUR TIME HAS COME HOMEKEKS
>>150572144>fuck this 24/7 spew of faggy drama nerd bullshit.S-Senator?
Dave is out of character and theres way too much swearing that makes John also feel out of character
>>150572183these aren't your favorite characters, these are what Vizie thinks they are
>>150572091I'm pissed she actually did it, them saying shit and fuck felt so out of character. Especially every other line. Like I could see them saying it super passively but them saying it so often was crazy
>>150572069the fake arms joke felt very stupid when they always have arms. why bother?
I couldn't stomach it.
I've only known Jade for 11 minutes, but I got an INSTANT crush on her. Fellow JadeChads, where you at?
>>150572296Hope you like dog dicks bro
I thought it was incredible!
>>150572069If you're gonna make a new thread how about you change the fucking Topic you idiot
I'm gonna be honest dawg I knew this was gonna horrible but i hoped it wasn't if only so we could keep having these fun threads
>>150572304Can this place FUCK OFF with that non-canon shit already? Good god it's all that's ever said whenever Jade is mentioned now.
>THEY'RE JUST TAKING JOHN EGBERT AND THEY'RE RAPING HIM!!!>WHY WOULD VIVZIEPOP DO THIS?!?!
>John is a quirk chungus redditor>Dave is Hipster Deadpool>Rose is the low self-esteem goth girl who wants to unironically ride Dave's ironic dick>Jade is Pinkie PieI have no intense love for Homestuck and what it became, but how do you fuck up these characters so hard>
>>150572134Wasn't there some post trying to clarify somethings about Vivzies involvement?>She isn't making money off itLiterally on her channel.>It won't be her writing styleCharacters swearing like sailors or millenials in their mid 30s instead of being 13 year olds.>Set in the time it was releasedWas PFP a thing? I figured they'd go with avatar.Don't worry though.It's a pilot so I'm certain millenials, who say they struggle to make ends meet, will some how send as much money as possible to make this a reality.
>>150572389>>Dave is HipsterSo, nothing changed then.
>>150572069It honestly feels like I was watching a Helluva Boss spinoff but all of the demons were replaced with trolls. I'm keeping picrel around for when this show inevitably continues to be Hellaverse-flavored.
Is it time to reread...>problem sleuth?
>>150572416It's the second part that is the problem.
>>150572069It felt weird. At the same time i felt like they changed it too much and too little.Like it doesn't 'feel' the same as the webcomic, but it doesn't feel different enough to confidently be it's own thing.
flopstuck
>>150572389I understand why they made their personalities more extreme, a lot of their characterization comes through in how they type and you can't really do that in an animated show. That being said, it really doesn't work. This whole thing was probably a bad idea from the start.
>>150572374>Good god it's all that's ever said whenever Jade is mentioned now.Welcome to what we've been dealing with for years now.
>>150572374No. Get over yourself.
>>150572389>>Jade is Pinkie PieDoes that mean she's going to fuck Weird Al and will becoming psychotically depressed if anyone stops talking to her?
>>150572069Good. I truly hope Homestuck stays dead.
How would a mainstream cartoon adaptation of Homestuck actually play out?
>>150572374>non-canonI know you don't like that. I can sympathize, 8ut it's canon. It's real, it happened, it's a permanent stain on the Homestuck continuity. I understand your annoyance, 8ut there's no need to pretend it's not real. Just say you don't like 8C/HS2/the Epilogues.
>>150572501Like this.
>>150572091This, what the actual fuck.
>>150572296Hope your pull-out game is insane Anon
>>150572374The genie does not go back in the bottle, anon.
>>150572510nah this is very much post-2020 indieslop
>>150572484hot
>>150572512Why would you want to pull out of Jade?
>>150572459If anything, doing everything with cellphones and split screens was the only good idea this thing has. Instead of two characters sitting at computers typing plebbitor witticisms at each other, they can have the characters move around and emote and gesture at each other. They didn't need to bastardize every fucking character just to make the pesterchum thing work for a cartoon format.
>>150572069>Homestuck + Toby Fox and VivziepopIt's like the perfect recipe to summon the antichrist.
>>150572539This anon will one day be stuck raising seven litters of kids with another one on the way
>>150572539so I don't cover our puppies inside of her with jizz
I think Vriska should have been noticeably fatter
Is Oneyng the narrator??
>>150572484Pinkie Pie is a far better character than any Homestuck character now.
>>150572462>>150572539More cute Jade fanart pls
>>150572091did the original not have as many swears? never really gave the comic much of a chance.
>>150572546the irony is that the main character of one of the vivzieslop shows is literally the anti-christ
>>150572484No she'll just fuck Rose and become psychotically depressed when everyone stops talking to her
Space King 3 was better
>>150572069It wasn't nearly as terrible as I was personally expecting. Animation looked nice, the voice acting was competent. Writing is meh but so was Act 1 homosuck. 8/10.
>>150572604No, not really. There's the occasional fuck and shit but way less dense than the pilot.
>>150572593yeah
>>150572546Actually, he is already here.
What were they fucking thinking compressing Homestuck into an 11 minute short?Homestuck doesn't work as a visual medium, remember when Homestuck was gamey and basically a play by post? It should have been a visual novel.
>>150572604There were very rare swears until a certain character showed up and his gimmick was that he was an extremely angry, easily enraged sperg who swore all the time.
>>150572091It's a nitpick, but i don't think the delivery of the swears sounded very natural either. Usually if someone swears as often as the kids are swearing here, it rolls right off of their tongue and flows with the sentence. To me, the delivery of "fuck" in particular sounded unnatural, like they were coming from someone who doesn't use "fuck" that often.
>>150572602
>>150572609I firmly believe all of John and Jade's problems in beyond canon would have been solved if they spent more time together as siblings once the game was over. Allienating themselves is the worst move they could pull
When Karkat eventually speaks how is it going to register as remotely different from anyone else if everyone swears like it's a comma as if it was fucking hazbin hotel
>>150572654>jade mating ritualokay, i'm sold
>>150572689Rose...
>>150572681because he'll be yelling the whole time
>>150572545It would work if it wasn't 11 fucking minutes long. There needs to be room for these conversations to breathe so they can actually capitalize on the format, but because of the insane time limit they feel like an ADHD nightmare.
>>150572681>eventuallyhow many times do we have to tell you, old man? The pilot flopped. We're not getting any more. It was a one-time attempt to revive a dead series, and it flopped. Dead on arrival.
>>150572304>>150572508>>150572516QRD on Jade and dog dicks or futa dicks or whatever?
How is this written by Hussie with all of the typical Vivziepop fuck fucking shitty fucking shit fuck shit?
>>150572723in the Epilogues/HS2/BC Jade has a dog penis, and fucks Rose. The child's name is Yiffany
>>150572091Brother I was coming into this thread to say this.Maybe they did cuss in their pesterlogs at some points but there is no way John swore this much.
>>150572727The way the q&a communicated it, it was more Hussie just giving the go ahead on what was written. Tbh I dont blame him for not wanting to micromanage another writer to unfuck all of their spindlehorsisms.
>>150572701>Loud = funny>Swears = funnyWE DID IT! Call up Jimmy Kimmel! Tell him we found the formula to writing jokes!
>>150572723Beyond Canon (Homestuck's official sequel) needed a new generation of kids, so they canonized that Jade Harley, who was merged with a male dog as part of the series' events, accordingly is possessed of male dog genitalia with which she used to procreate with Rose Lalonde, so as to sire a daughter, Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley (Yiffy for short).This was widely regarded as a bad move.
>>150572727do you know if this "Skye Henwood" also works on Smelluva Boss/Fagzbin Hotel?
>>150572758Everyone but jade did at some pointmain difference is that when john. dave or beta kids did, they meant it seriously and to hurt.
>Space King's worst fucking episode is already outpacing our pilot
>>150572784https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Skye_HenwoodDo shitbulls maul children because of genetics?
>>150572782>This was widely regarded as a bad moveSo, they're gunna retcon it in the cartoon, right? Right?
>>150572774I never said anything about it being funny
There was a time when an official animated Homestuck would have set the web on fire, how the might hath fallen
>>150572808well I guess it all makes sense now. We should send death threats to this Skye Henwood chick haha guys I'm just joking don''t actually do that
>>150572800I've laughed more in five minutes of this space king episode than any of the homestuck pilot bits.
>>150572818>he thinks it's getting greenlitDon't look now, but it says 'fucking moron' on the ceiling
>>150572818You are already getting ahead of yourself if you think the epilogues and hsbc are even in consideration for adaptation
>>150572833It's been 15 years, the average Homestuck fan is reaching their 40s and long since moved on.
>>150572800Oh shit, they released a third one today? Thanks for warning me anon.
What’d you guys think of the voices? I think Rose and Jade’s were fine, but Dave’s voice wasn’t what I had in mind.
>>150572646>the delivery of "fuck" in particular sounded unnatural, like they were coming from someone who doesn't use "fuck" that often.because it was voice acted by a supreme gentleman that would never speak that way to a lady
>>150572837eh, second one was better, Bryce is just uninteresting.
>>150572861>He thinks they stopped in their 40sAnon that fandom will be reaching it's 70s and they will still be making bucket jokes.
>>150572871anytime, bbgrl, enjoy it
>>150572818The show will certainly never reach Beyond Canon's content (I don't think it's even gonna reach act 5) (actually I don't think it's going to get a series at all but I'm a pessimist), but it also will not deny Beyond Canon which is still a product being made and with Hussie's stamp of approval.
>>150572861>millennials>moving onkek. lol even
>>150572873I liked the four kids.But I fucking hated the narrator, that was a godawful gimmick.
>>150572887I NEED Tiffy to forcefully and violently take Tavros' purity
>>150572861>moved onOh, anonymous..
>>1505728878ro the show isn't even gonna be a show. it was dead on arrival. it flopped
>>150572091you know she and her fans get annoyed at that meme written by vivzie whenever a character cusses alot but yeah after this bitch has no right to get mad about it
>>150572646It feels like the voice direction they were given was to be exaggerated and to do really silly voices and then to just read the script as written. No other way the timing and cadence of every line could come off so badly.
>>150572875I dunno the entire>NO GIRLS ALLOWEDAs a justification for exterminatus thing made me burst out laughing
>>150572907The narrator could have been good if it was a more measured Attenborough-esque delivery, rather than the shitty "whacky" OneyNG Linkara impression we got. Seriously, getting Chris as your first impressiom for a show is such a fumble.
>>150572925I see we are in agreement.>(actually I don't think it's going to get a series at all but I'm a pessimist)
>>150572374they're /dbz/-tier artists anon. It's not happening
>>150572818Even if this show got 10 seasons, there's so much bullshit that happens between the start and end of homestuck, that they'd never be able to cover it all, and if by some miracle they did, they wouldn't bother with the "beyond canon" bullshit that everyone hates.
Don't care, using this opportunity to buy Jade merch
I've just picked up this thing to read and 200 pages (if I can call it that) in, it's pretty boring. The inventory management joke is really not that funny. Does it get better?
>>150572964It does get better, yes. Try reading about 50 more pages.
>>150572964Keep at it a bit longer but if you're not having fun by WV: Ascend it's just not for you
>>150572964It only gets more convoluted, and then they add in about 50 more characters
>>150572951yeah I feel stupid for not reading the entire post
>>150572861The overwhelming majority of current homestuck fans are under the age of 18 and found out about homestuck on tiktok or roblox, retardThe "40yos" that read it during its original run do not even constitute 30% of the demographics poll for the fanbase
Do you think vizzie knows about the dog penis
>>150572938I'm not saying it was unfunny, it just felt like a step down from episode two, which was way more entertaining than the first one. it's not a bad piece of comedic animation, i just feel like it was the weakest of the three episodes we got so far.
>>150572964Homestuck takes very long before it gets actually good, becomes excellent at one point, slowly loses it's quality and, by the last 1000 pages, is irredeemably bad.Would never recommend anyone to actually read it, despite its good moments. Too much effort to get there.
>>150572997holy shit wtf is going on with the youth
holy flopits over
>>150573000nice trips anyways, obviously. She likes Homestuck, reasonably she'd know about its sequel
>>150573021who knows
>>150572997The 40yos all left because they had better things to do with their time
>>150572296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv89xz69KT8
>>150573000Yeah.
>>150573034thankfully. If it succeeded we'd be done for
>Want to get into Homestuck>Years of comics>Years of lore built up>Pilot doesn't explain anything to a newcomer>Still won't get the full experience since I wasn't following along since it was ongoingMan, fuck this shit. I don't get the appeal, is this what socially awkward teenagers enjoyed in the early 2010s?
>>150573038trans nonbinary is basically just not like the other girls and so are most trans males
>>150573038This is really scary.
>>150573064I guess so. I just read it when I was bored and had absolutely NOTHING else to do
>>150572874He’s weak
>>150573064it was good, once upon a time
>>150573064It's one of those 'you had to be there' things.
>>150572997That's some horrendous information to be exposed to.
>>150573038>cis other>cis nonbinaryHow does that even work? Genuinely curious.
>>150573064Homestuck was a live experience that literally cannot be replicated in the modern day, so, yeah. It was a once in humanity thing, sorry.
>>150573110They couldn't tell you if you held a gun to their head.
>>150573072No it's not. Homestuck is autism bait and autism has huge overlap with all of that.
>>150573110trans means you've changed how you present. Cis means you've always been that way (I think). So cis nonbinary would be like thinking you were always nonbinary, instead of transitioning into it??
Code red
>>150573110The short answer is that it doesn't because "nonbinary" isn't a thing you can natively be so you'd necessarily be "trans".If we want to be anal about it, it's probably the distinction between that person feeling like they're "originally" nonbinary or becoming one required a transition of sorts.In short, it's just retarded labeling.
>>150573141good thing we're not /hsg/ any more or else we'd look like a bunch of faggots
>>150573110>cis other>cis nonbinaryshe/theys and he/theys, and maybe intersex people ig
I suppose Toby isn't too bad at voice acting. John perhaps sounds a bit cynical, but not bad.I still think Dave is, uh, overly animated. Perhaps more emotion going on in his voice than anyone else, which goes against the persona he projects (and thus fails to try to project here).Rose is perhaps the most on the nose voice for her; you hear a bit and you know that she is, for lack of a better word, a snarky broad who cares.Jade is...Jade is Jade, I'd say. Though a bit too insistent to start off with given her pesterlogs with John at the start. That's just a pacing thing and needing her to have screentime, though.Sylladex shenanigans feel like gags in the background rather than a focus, a way to get objects from point A to B in a way that's more for the viewer than for the characters.I'm also feeling a lack of Homestuck music for most of it. Why have the whole "note desolation plays" bit (even if you're going to cut it off—also, why can everyone interact with the narration? That could cause problems later if they get far enough) if you don't have the right music for it? And then having the forced "look at the sky, numbnuts" bit to...get the title drop he cut off earlier and would have been a cleaner moment with. Wish they'd skipped it and instead let Dave riff on the meteor size.The Dad fight was neat (though why a cake makes a metal sound and reflects a hammer blow...), and infinite cake works was fun, but it does make me wonder how they'll scale fights up in the future if this is where they start. Plus the smoke pellet bit doesn't really work that high up.Something of a visual error: when the captchalogued empty card gets flushed out when grabbing Dave's package after the strife, it is still the image of the captchalogued card and not an empty card. It doesn't even get filled with the Sburb beta, that just spawns its own card and the empty card doesn't actually get pushed out. Even without the PDA taking up a slot, the sylladex should be full at 5 cards.
Yooo was that oneyplays as the narrator?
>>150572997>>150573038This is...dire information I'm not sure I wanted to know...
>>150573197yep, he's in the credits
>John's alright>Rose's alright except for that one very weird moment of her pulling up Dave's selfie to admire, Hussie please please kill yourself>Jade is even more annoying than ever>Dave just isn't Dave, he acts like the way he types but the whole point of his character is that he doesn't act like the way he types (his facial expressions are too bubbly too, should be at max whats seen in pic)>The fight scene's cool but just way too over the top as it ends up ruining the flow of the pilot, that was some DBZ shit I didn't wanna see for Act 1 John>Easily the best part was the last minute future montageIt was overall a hard watch but I think newfags will like it enough for better shit to be adapted.
For all the newfags who want to read the full comic:>Download thishttps://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection>Then thishttps://www.mediafire.com/file/r5qt9byxu4h3ej9/The_Unofficial_Homestuck_Collection.zip/file(The official website currently doesn't have the whole comic in it's entirety, if you wanna read more of it this is your best option)
Bro wasn't abusive, it was actually dave who abused bro. Keep that in mind.
>>150572091Where's everyone FUCKING going? FUCKING bingo?
>>150573064Silly mindset, a friend of mine read it for the first time a year ago or so and still greatly enjoyed the ride. The ending was universally panned, but the highest highs are completely unique to itself and well worth it on their own, and as much as I miss /hsg/ and UPD8!!!!!!!! posting, those moments of the comic still stand just fine on their own.
>>150573242can't you just go to https://Homestuck.kici.moe
>>150573064Here's what I always recommend to peopleJust read the comic up until the focus shifts to the Trolls After that you can keep going or drop it cause the best parts of Homestack are the 4 original kids going on their adventures
Why are people crying about the swears? Felt like it was true to the early pesterlogs between Dave and John, are we children here or something
>>150573244Uooohhh bratty shota non-conning his older brother
>>150573021They were homestuck during COVID
>>150573302please love to h8 Vivziepop, and I'm one of them. It's fun, really
>>150573302Nah it's too much especially for John
>>150573237Wish the artstyle looked very similar to these talksprites, whoever made these knew what they were doing
>>150572143act 1 isn't schizo retard
>>150573320>a whole generation of literal homestucksgood god
>>150573302Because it's Viviepop mostlyI'm more bummed out over Dave being way too...energetic He's not the laid back "2 kool 4 skool" type of guy he was in the comic
>>150572069Never read the webcomic, I’m barely halfway into the pilot and I feel fatigued trying keep watching
>>150572296Enjoy your waifu, anon.You're gonna need it.
>>150573302Because even as someone who hasn't touched Homestuck for years, it somehow felt out of character for John.I actually went back to see if they did swear in those earlier logs and was pleasantly surprised with how accurate their conversations were but, yeah those swears weren't there. People say he does swear later so that might be true to form but here it felt out of place.
I swear I'm a schizo or something. Whenever I mention https://homestuck.kici.moe no one fucking acknowledges it. Like, all the pages are there so you don't have to wait for the comic to slowly upd8. Am I missing something? Am I stupid????????
>>150573369>soulcentienel8ased
you guys hear something?
>>150573400please 8ro. just go to https://Homestuck.kici.moe it has all the pages... it has everything... even the slurs 8ro please
>>150573400Must have been the sburbian wind
>>150573409 (me)it even has this if it makes you feel 8etter https://homestuck.kici.moe/images/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/CAUCASIAN.gif
>>150573302In Homestuck each character has an incredibly distinct voice, from their punctuation usage, capitalization, and how large their vocabulary is. Swearing is a part of this. Characters like Nepeta or Calliope hardly swear. John swears sometimes, but not excessively. Dave makes up the majority of swears in the first few acts, and Karkat swears every other sentence. Jade begins swearing progressively more after her dreamself dies and she gets more and more fed up/assertive.We're not schoolmarms here, it's not about cusses being bad. There are just artful and not artful ways to do it.
>>150573423Yeah, probably... hey, you got the links for the UHC? newbies might want it to read the comic.
>>150573443you've gotta 8e fucking with me
>>150573431the braces are cute
>>150572997How old are u guys?
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>>150572069Will merch sales save it?
>>15057347923
>Never read Homestuck >Decided to watch this just to kill some time>It ends up being goyslop and perfectly fits the stereotype ppl were saying about Viv's showsMy god that was hard to watch. Funnily enough this pilot doesn't have any writing credits from Viv but can I just say most modern indie pilots/shows barely move me because their writing style is filled with irony poison and insincere dialogue that never seems to be written by people who are supposedly professionals. 20/30s year olds in the 90s were writing Shakespeare dialogue for their toons compared to what we're receiving today.
>>15057347933
just finished the pilot and… I don’t get it
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>>150572091Did you all even read Homestuck? Half of the dialogue is like that.
I know it's just the pilot but how'd they manage to mischaracterize Dave this badly? They even got him doing the Naruto run here like what the fuck, he's not a weeb man.
>>150573513Only Karkat's.Admittedly, I think Karkat gets the most dialogue in the series.
>>150573499lovely lovely gif, thank you for sharing
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>>150573514theyre completely uprooting his personality to be karkat manic pixie boyfriend, mark my words
>>150573514Yeah the more I think about it, the more I'm like "what the fuck is wrong with Dave?"The other kids felt close enough with Jade being more hyper than normal, but Dave's almost someone else entirely
>>150573514It feels like nobody can ever tell you exactly who Dave is supposed to be, every single depiction of him has gotten it wrong or mischaracterized.Is it possible there is no real Dave?
>>150573536Then why's all the merch with him on point just for him in the pilot to act like some kinda male Roxy? Hussie what have you done to your child.
>>150573513No it's fucking not, especially not at this point in the story. Why on Earth would you even attempt to lie about that?
>>150573556dave's an insincere loser who hides his passion for things behind irony.
>>150573556Dave talks like the one in the pilot but he's just way more deadpan with how he delivers it, that's just not hard to do. Look at pic in >>150573237 for what should've been expected.
>>15057347925Got into Homestuck when I was 15
>>150572091swearing is cruise control for cool
Cringed so hard I had to listen to some very loud music 30 seconds in to mask the pain, I think I'm too old for this shit. Hopefully it's a success though I guess.
>>150573562>male Roxylol, well im going to guess they didnt think any of this through. by the time roxy rolls in they'll have her be the drunk load who sobs every sentence
>>150573038>Guys really only ever are cis or mtf because they're porn-obsessed>It's girls who go for all those random labelsRatio wise, Homestucks are about 1 man for every 2 women
>>150572091Vivzie is a cancer. I'm just going to say it outright. Her writing is genuinely cancerous. There is NO excuse for this. I hope her series eventually implode under the weight of her terrible writing and invoking her name elicits the taste of ash in one's mouth.
>>150573653She didn't write any of this, it was all Hussie.
>>150573391I mean, for the average reader, it doesn't even matter. The main site is all the way through the end of the Intermission by this point, the average person's reading speed means that it'll be some time before most would catch up. It's actually on a fairly quick update schedule, having put up the first about ten months of pages in a little over two weeks.Starting to be doubtful they'll be able to get to Cascade by 10/25, though.
>>150573302Show me the logs where any of them swear even half as a much as they do in this 11 minute pilot.
Guys. Hello. Vivzie wrote none of this. Credits literally say it was written by Hussie and Henwood.
>>150572091it's infinitely less comfy
at least we got a new 'jak out of this
>>150573513Don't tell lies.
>>150573663I suppose so. I still don't get the UHC shilling doe
>>150573659>>150573677>He believes the credits at face valueNothing Hussie's written on his own is like this.
sitting through that was genuinely exhausting, this is what you guys have been obsessing over all this time?
>>150573693Maybe Hussie's just washed, its time to say it how it is the man is like 50.
>>150573659Hussie didn't write this, so even with that angle, then it's all Spindleroo.
>>150573693To be fair time hasn't been kind to him and the Hussie of now is nowhere close to the Hussie of yore
rose voice was too sexy for a 13yo child
>>150573677They said in the Q&A that Hussie is only a consultant who "chimes in" and not an actual writer of the script.
>>150573663>Starting to be doubtful they'll be able to get to Cascade by 10/25They're still on track so far. The average daily update is going to get bigger over time.
I think I speak for everyone when I say the pilot needed more Aradia
>>150572389>who wants to unironically ride Dave's ironic dickshe was being sarcastic, she does it in the comic too
>>150572069The dog dick discourse will never die. People just can knot handle it.
>>150573730Very true!
i expected to be shit but unfortunately homestuck fans don't deserve good things
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>>150573672Twitter counted
>>150573677>>150573693it's vivzie-ish because Henwood wrote for hazbin
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>>150572069Its a pilot. Not episode 1
>>150573693Hussie probably approved an outline at most
Objectively speaking this was a really terrible pilot
>>150573758I still don't think this was wise to have john swearing within the first 2 minutes and then chaining "fuckin shit" together is not something his character would do.
/co/'s critique:>John needs to swear less>Dave needs to stop with the facial expressions>Jade needs to kill herself>Rose needs to be less hot>Aradia needs more screentimeI think this is looking like a successful pilot so far.
>>150573784Homestuck!
>>150573686'jak him NOW
>>150573777this retard has been going for YEARS
>>150573784For real, in the last thread I have no idea what people were fucking smoking giving it an 8. On a really good day I'd give it a 5 but it felt more like a 3 or 4 to me.
>>150573038Hmmm
>>150572069Sucks cock, im surprised Toby Fox let himself be in this
>>150573801I do not get how anyone new to this would understand what the hell was going on or what the show is actually aboutIt was just quirky character interactions
>>150573758There you go.
>>150573805do i even need to post it?
this pilot doesn't make sense for a public release, it's like a pilot for the producers (and producers that know the comic) to say "we can translate the webcomic to animation" like this."This is the first time I've ever felt lost with a pilot episode of an animated series.
>>150573801The people that gave it an 8 are rabid fans that just want to see more content of the characters. From the perspective of a pilot it failed on almost every angle, if you had no experience with Homestuck you'd have almost zero idea what the premise is supposed to be.
>>150573784Yep. I give it a 3/10. Didn't really like it at all, not a single moment stands out, but it didn't stab me in the eyes and rape my mother so I guess there's room for depreciation.
it's doing bad in views isn't it? (considered they have fucking toby fox)
>>150573686I'm actually tempted to watch a reaction to this just to see how confused they are.
>>150572069this might be truly a pilot episode because otherwise it just doesn't work for shit in any way, it's basically a 10 minute promo. I'm sure they'll evaluate the reception and see if it's profitable to make an actual first chapter with a plot. I think the way the characters act feels very different in many aspects compared to the og characters and i'm sure they'll continue to drift into different things.
>even Hussie's big masterstroke that was to reboot the fandom was mostly divisive and not that likedLooooooooooooooool you're fucked
I remember really wanting to fuck Terezi during my Homestuck phase
>>150573890Only thing that remotely interested me was Spades Slick because I thought he was hot as fuck when I was younger.
How did WV being small as a plushie/chibi end up becoming a popular headcanon? What was the root cause? Was it a popular piece of fanart that got the headcanon out of hand?
>>150573886tell me if he pogs when he sees vriska
>>150572069Felt more like a tribute animation for an anniversay special than a real pilot.
>>150573901OK
Pilot has 76k likes vs 2.6k dislikes, starting to feel like people are liking it more than we think here.
>>150573901I remember wanting to fuck Kanaya during my Homestuck phase (I'm still in my Homestuck phase)
>>150573901you and me both, pal
>>150573703This shit JUST came out and isn't representative of the actual comic
>>150573907He's like eight cans tallDude is an actual midget
>>150573931Why
>>15057347920, my first exposure to homestuck was when I was 8-9 and I stumbled upon a comic of jade eating karkat
>>150573923Likes to dislikes means nothing
>>150573909I skimmed it.He has no idea what Homestuck is and had no reaction to the trolls whatsoever.
>>150573923Despite trying to cater super hard to the old fanbase, the new one going on right now seems to enjoy it alot regardless. I think it's time to accept the new wave >>150572997
>>15057347924,been a fan since I was 13/14
okay bros as someone who has never read homestuck, had a billion friends who loved it and i just watched the pilot and i gotta fucking ask, whats going on am i meant to be confused
>>150573952Means a lot actually here.
>>150573965fuck off.
>>150573945Being short/manlet does not equal being the size of a goddamn plushie.Give me an actual answer.
>>150573890It's only divisive here, man.Hussie did the "old man trying to claw his way to relevance with a new fanbase" thing, except it worked.
>>150573965Read the comic
I'm already noticing the thread quality drop
>>150573965You're in the middle of a time loop watching events unfold from a perspective that includes meddling from the future, meddling from the past and meddling in the presentBeing confused is natural in this situation
>>150573991>relevanceSpace king's outpacing it threefold lmao
>>150574005This is a Homestuck thread, did you really expect consistent civility?
>>150574005The threads have any quality to begin with?
>>150573957lame
>>150573691keyboard controls, all the music, all original content like pre-hand panels or removed music, commentary, the ability to experience the comic the way it was released, if not the culture of a live experience, all the qnas and shit, all the ways you can tune the collection, and sheer momentum. If you're willing to download it, the collection is by far superior, and most of the people here already have the collection.
>>150573888This is like a very expensive, very elaborate fan project and nothing more. It's not a pilot. The indie animation industry loves to call their episode 1 premier a "pilot" when it's just the first episode and they aren't going to actually significantly change or improve anything.
>>150573961This is by far my biggest issue with the pilot, the people working on it don't seem to understand that this isn't 2012 anymore, there's a bunch of extremely young and new fans who want to experience the series in a way they wanna see it, not the way it was when it was still releasing. This is a nightmare for all the fags here twitter and tumblr but if they wanna make a huge profit out of all this while starting another HS craze, they gotta make it good and fresh.
>>150574005Aw yeah, next come the Prisoune lewdsShower me in grub sauce, I'm ready
I'm anxious to learn who's gonna voice Scratch.His>She has WHAT?!being absolutely *nailed* is the only thing I really want from this.
>>150573846>>150573888Hope you guys are right desu much as the Hazbin writing sucks it doesn’t look bad at all. If it gets enough views to make more with new writers I’d give it a shot.
>>150574047>the Hazbin writingviv is not involved in the writingit still sucks but it's not her
>>150574046the voxus dub fucking knocked that one out of the park
>>150574042but most of the people who haven't consumed it at all were commenting that it was confusing and hard to follow
>>150574055Henwood wrote and directed for Hazbin and Helluva
>>150572069My only grip is Egbert being cooler than Dave Dave needs some help here
>>150574068Show me?
>>15057347922, I don't even care for Homestuck why am I here?
>>150574072It definitely was but they still like it looking at the likes and the rest of the comments talking about how they always wanted to get into/experience Homestuck.
>>150572874I don't know, he acts out a tons of scenes so I do believe he could act out someone crude and he definitely is spiteful irl if a total simp.I think he just didn't agree with it. He did help make the damn comic after all.
>>150574036I suppose that's fair.
i only got 4 frames of kanaya i'm fucking STARVING man
>>150573965On a very broad level, it's a group isekai about four friends who get transported into a video game. At least some of your confusion is probably due to the fact that.. the plot of the comic revolves around the "strange," "unusual" event of a video game which becomes reality, but there are also (separately) a bunch of videogamey mechanics which are part and parcel of the normal world the kids are whisked away from. The weird inventory system among other things. This is hard to explain beyond "this story was originally a quest comic, and in quest comics it isn't particularly unusual for characters to have inventory systems or whatever."
>>150574087sure, gimme a sec to find it
>>15057347932
Why does Dave have a flip phone? I can excuse John not using his Dad's PDA (or it not being in his sylladex, it just gets rid of a lot of faffing about with the sylladex and launching it and all that), but of everyone, Dave has an iPhone. Even if you didn't want to have the Apple logo (understandable), other smartphones were entering the market in 2009 for it to be generic enough.
>>150574084Dave needs to be smacked around and toned down and not be as energetic as he is in the PilotSwearing needs to be cut down someCalm Jade down a few notches tooBoom, perfection
T-They're going to retcon the shipping shit that ruined everything, right?No more faggotry? Just, A to B and C to D like Karkat intended back then, right?They wouldn't waste several episodes over relationship crap, RIGHT???Who am I kidding... Some trolls will use pronouns shit too...
>>150574108the only thing that could possi8ly come out of the pilot (even though it flopped) is if there's more of the cute troll girls 8eing cute and sexy. That's it. That's the only thing
>>150573965The pilot doesn't work well as an introduction for a few reasons. The 11-minute run time being the main problem. It's meant to be more of a showcase and to spur interest for a full series. They're hoping that the merch sales and views will be notable enough for them to get more funding so a full series can be produced. I assume they targeted already established fans because it's easier to get them excited than to introduce new people to HS in just 11 minutes.
Pilot's looking like a success so far, I think season 1's set in stone but I don't expect them to make it good enough for extra seasons to be produced.
Give more of that Dave energy to Jade instead
>>150574087https://youtu.be/EeXfUa1jP4U?si=vLfbtuFQRzrRmgbU&t=529
>Did you get my package yet?
>>150574132Don't be disingenuous
>>150574087Voiced by ActorsAllusionhttps://youtu.be/EeXfUa1jP4U?t=525
it feels like homestuck would be kind of hard to market to an audience that didn't grow up with homestuck, especially zoomers. i don't think this pilot did any favors in that regard. i think it wouldve been better received 10 years ago at best
>>150574152I want her package if you know what I mean
>>150574154Don't be a nigger first.
>>150574039>>150574047yea, maybe they'll use this as an awkward introduction of sorts and then make different chapters with a better structure as they please, it's the good thing about indie animation, they can afford some degree of flexibility. But is true that this pilot is mostly aimed at people who have absorved homestuck through fandom osmosis as seen by the characters who resemble fanon interpretations more than anything else and it seems to have worked in bagging some positive viewership. No casual nor hard fan-by-thecomic would feel like this truly appeals to them. I did like that weirdly straight moment from Rose, it felt gross and i loved it.
>>150574157Anon it's literally happening right now. Zoomers already make up the majority of the fanbase.
pett
>>150572069I can't be the only one who heard him drop the hard R when he did that spin attack in the air right? Wtf was he even meant to say?
>>150574152The joke here is the dog dick she'll eventually have, guys
>>150574147is this going to get finished some time?
>>150574173now post>stages of raping jadeand everything will 8e cool
>>150574178they retconned him to be a 4chan user
>>150574192I can't post the follow up pic to that where Dave's cumming inside her, this is a blue board.
>>150574132No.
>>150574165We are both Homestuck fans, we're on the same side here
Watching this, it's just poison knowing what happens to the characters. John gets made trans by a fan request. Dave becomes a trauma soft gay boi for fujos to schlick over. Jade grows a fucking DOG DICK and KEKS Rose, and impregnates her wife.Unless you're mentally deranged, no sane person could recommend this shit.
>>150574205cat8ox it 8ro
>>150574210>accepting anything past cascade as canonThat was your first mistake.
>>150574152Did you get that thing I sent you
>>150574215i posted it in the /aco/ thread
>>150574210The real Dave is currently fucking the best girl in the series and God herself at the same time
>>150574132there isn't gonna 8e a series, dum8ass
>>150574219>anything past cascade>tolerating murderstuckStop parroting opinions without a second thought for the sake of fitting in.
>>150574210It's okay because it wasn't made for normal people
>The pilot isn't doing that well>Meaning even if we get more episodes, they'll have to be shorter and rushed to fit budget constraints
>>150574219>thinking you can pick and choose canonyou can't.
>>150574253What is exactly does well mean here, I think it's doing really good.
Adapting homestuck itself was always going to borderline impossible, I think they should have just adapted the alternian sburb game instead.>the troll story was already rushed through in homestuck so any pacing challenges wouldn't feel as out of place>get right to the trolls, the popular part of the story people on the internet know through osmosis>if the series did well it still opens up the possibility for adapting homestuck proper but in chronological order>wouldn't even be that much more confusing as a starting point for new people than the true beginning with JohnThey were already baiting with the trolls in the pilot so they should have just bit the bullet and went all in on them
>>150574272it's flopping hard. It has low views
>>150574269HonestlyGoodAssuming that the messages they're hearing is that it's not bad but the characterization of the kids needs fixing
>>150574269waddup my xitter
>>150572964I forced myself to read it and didn't truly enjoy it until like 1590 or so
>>150574244Just because you repeat things without thinking doesn't mean everyone else does. Also seeing the trolls getting butchered was cathartic.
>>150574262I've played these games before.
>>150573965That's what happens when you try to adapt something that has a slow, deliberate beginning that's basically a tutorial level into an 11 minute action cartoon.
>>150574253It's never going to take off because the way the pilot is structured it's indigestible for people who aren't already Homestuck fans to some degree
>>150574279this. so much this. if they just did the sgrub session everyone would be happy, but NOOOOOOOO they just love sucking dick so much they had to try to redo something good
>>150574269>mixed fan reactions.People are hating it outside 4chan? Where?
>>150574298Is this the one with the stupid terminus decree?
>worst and most boring part gets adapted>"wow this sucks"
>>150574298>b-bro trust me!>the lore doesn't matter!I get ignoring canon for the sake of enjoyment, but outright saying it's not canon is stupid.
>>150574047The one sequence with any animator effort put into it was the fight scene and a lot of that was anime fakery that feels more animated than it actually is, while using zippy lines and quick cuts and screen shake to give the impression of action happening, without actually animating as much as they should have. The rest is pretty lazy and low effort. They cut corners in every way they could, not because this was a "pilot" but because they are fucking greedy and expecting the most amount of free youtube bux and merch money for the least amount of effort.
>>150574307Homestuck is indigestible to Homestuck fans as well.
>>150574294Sounds like it actually just sucks, and you Stockholmed yourself.
>>150574310twitter
>>150574318>act 1>worstFiltered
>>150574152>It's my panties, John~
>>150574210Jade doesn't grow anything, strictly speaking it was bolted onto her at 13 and she's lived with it ever since, also Rose is the wife who is impregnated, Kanaya is the one who is cuckolded.
>>150574297What makes the massacre of the Exiles a fitting ending for the comic? Because plotwise, that's the only thing worth to note, besides the creation of the green sun.
>>150574310Most of the actual fandom places are actually divided.Honestly the pacing was okayish, the dialogue's just not that great. Guess that's what happens when nuHussie is writing it
How are reactors/Cartoon-Tubers reacting to the pilot?
>>150573693Jester Quest has 27 fucks, 13 shits and 5 bitches and it's only 100 pages
>>150574356Give me an Act worse than Act 1 and ill send pics of my shit
>>150574361>strictly speaking it was bolted onto her at 13That sounds like a fucking horror novel
>>150574347I didn't say it doesn't suck
>>150574219>doesn't appreciate our Lord and saviorDisgusting
>>150574366Sentences that have never been uttered unironically by a single human being
>>150574374act 6
>>150574352Twitter hates everything
>>150574358Based
>>150574404Not canon
As someone who never read past act 1 this pilot was just as confusing as the webcomic was. The humor is hardly different, it is the exact same kind of chronically online crass millenial lol random humor. Anyone complaining is just coping and refuses to recognize that they are blinded by nostalgia. TLDR; Homestuck was always shit for cringe lords.
>>150574389Cal is already there, so what I said still counts.>>150574362I never said it was a fitting ending.
>>150574430A TRVVE HERO
that was a lot to catch on for a pilot, can't tell if some of the wordbuilding is a joke or part of the original (such as the anime fight actually happening or just inside john's imagination), the story is clearly seen from the pov of an angsty teen so the adults are shrouded with antagonism but they just seem like they want the best for their kids so i guess that's something to build over and be rewarded later on, didn't really feel like it was from 2009 though, was this a liberty taken? i feel like im too old for this and im barely in my mid 20s, is this going to invade my shitty timeline on socials?
>>150574449Why did you choose Cascade then?
>>150574443Can't believe Dave left this for Aradia wait nevermind I can definitely believe it
John either in combat or while setting boundaries
>>150574380She definitely doesn't act happy about it. Making Yiffy was clearly not a product of lust or joy, but a desperate attempt at forging a family via the only 'natural' way left available to her. Horror is her life.
This was the last moment that Jade didn't have a dog dick
>>150574478Well yeah Dave's a retard.
>>150574500>a five panel comic characterizes Jade better than all of post-canonLmao
>>150574495Strictly speaking, at that moment, presumably, Jadesprite already had a dog dick, but I guess if you disqualify Jadesprite as being Jade.
>>150574046>I'm anxious to learn who's gonna voice Scratch.why does everyone think it's gonna get even half this far
>>150574517Many such cases! Read "Three More Years" by the way.
>>150572091>>150572069They swear so much I can't even. Maybe Dave and Rose in a joke but John didn't swear this much I can't remember him doing so
>>150572069I know Vivzie didn't write this but this pilot literally proves the if written by Vivziepop meme right.
>>150574529But does that mean Davesprite had crow vagina when they fused since the crow as a kernelsprite laid an egg? What about the fact Jaspers was neutered before he died? Does that mean Rose in the Jasprosesprite is unable to feel any sexual tension?
>>150574559Cloaca but yes.
>>150574500Only beauty understands beauty, Dave deserves the best.
>>150573064>Want to get into HomestuckThat was your first mistake.
It's over
>>150574540Nta but whats this? Is it related to Three Years by pancakestein or something else entirely?
>>150572800tf you mean the new space king was greatAlso fuck u vivzie, fuck u hussie, this was crap
>>150574566nah dave's tarded
>>150572069I'm genuinely surprised, How the fuck do you have 11 whole minutes and not ONE joke was good, And don't blame it on pacing either because many shows have managed to pace that fast and still be funny
>>150574500You do realize Dave would be more interested in what Aradia has to say there right, this doesn't help your case at all.
RATE IT FAGGOTS
>>150574602The best joke imo was the holes John made when he broke through the wall being shaped like his comic self
>>150574602Hard toe be funny when the source material is also unfunny.
>>150574598>space king's worse episode is still enjoyableDamn I can't believe the edgy blue gets killed guys were able to outpace hussie "i'm still not paying the people working for me" fauntleroy.
>>15057347924. Recently helped archive the UHC and now Homestuck is one of those hyperfixations in my brain that comes and goes.
>>150574563But upon fusing with Nepetasprite, who has no cloca and has a bulge, does it cancel out the crow one or not? Does Davepetasprite have both instead? Does this mean Nepeta can lay eggs? Can Aradia lay eggs even after Godtiering since she was fused with a frog kernelsprite before being revived?
>>1505746114/13
I havent ever read homestuck but a friend did and they kept recommending me to so I watched this and I honestly dont know what the hell is going on. I know theyre starting a game and that theyll probably do a whole "stuck in an MMO" storyline but I have no idea why John is fighting his dad or why the 4th wall doesnt exist whatsoeverOr the jester??? This doesnt have the vibe of a mystery show i think theyre poorly adapted references
>>150574642Stop pretending to be a newfag.We get this exact post every threadGet new material
>>150573343I also agree that they didn't get Dave right. But this was just a pilot about John where they were cramming a lot into 11 minutes, so let's hope that, if this gets greenlit, Dave's characterization will be better.
>>150574662Alright I lied, I saw cascade and that was it
>>150574634>Can Aradia lay eggs even after Godtiering since she was fused with a frog kernelsprite before being revived?Aradia did not get any frog parts as her spirit was not a composite of her god tier body, only her dreamself, which had no frog in it.
>>150574642OP here, I was also weirdly entranced by that one grey girl with the ram horns, she was very hot. I can't stop thinking about her in fact.
>>150574642You get a half second shot of John seeing the game in the kitchen and a brief mention that his dad will attack him on sight with another cake for his birthdayPut two and two together man
>>150574374Literally everything after game over
>>150574679Ok but why is he attacking himAnd what the fuck is the logic of the fights
>>150574673But she said she was unable to control the ribbits upon being fused with the Kernelsprite. It can't be passed as a joke either. Her fusing the frog was needed because the Black Queen didn't want to look ugly as a frog.
>>15057347926. I doubt anyone remembers but I'm the guy who made the original 100% orange juice mod with all the homestuck characters.Shame it broke over time as the game updated. I just wasn't in a good mental state at the time and then homestuck 2 kinda killed my enjoyment of homestuck in general
>>150574692its a funny way to introduce the dad
Abysmal dogshitOh excuse me, fucking abysmal dogshit
>>150572389>>Rose is the low self-esteem what>goth girl who wants to unironically ride Dave's ironic dickshe's being ironic and jokes similarly in the comic
>>150574692>>150574703And to show how John will transition into June because you can't have a trans arc unless there's a daddy issue.
>>150574710ENOUGH about DaveJade & DaveKat, now what are your opinions on the Pilot?
>>150574695Non sequitur, anon. This is not that. Her spirit was fused with a kernelsprite and a frog, yes, but her spirit was not part of her god tier body at all. The frog spirit Aradia entered Aradiabot and eventually exploded, and stopped mattering. Just like Jade's blown up corpse was left on her quest bed, never buried, and is now a meaningless skeleton on the land of frost and frogs.
>>150574716That doesnt happen for another 12 seasons
>>150574132bro it's hussie's inner circle doing the directing.it's gonna be all about the shipping
>>150574476>Trolls mostly dead>Kids all ascended to godhood>New kids not introduced yet>Easy enough to dismiss the scratch as just NG+ with extra stepsThough it's mostly just because Jake and company are awful to follow and I'd rather cut the entire story short than deal with any of them besides Roxy and the Cals
>>150574619this no idea what homestuck is about, but i've seen the little characters and i thought that joke was funny
>>150573514Dave would totally Naruto run. He would do it "ironically".
>https://files.catbox.moe/6wrju7.jpg Does someone have the source of this jade harley image?
>>150573038>cis nonbinarywhut
>>150574744Yeah Dave would Naruto run, it's the smiling part that's wrong. He smiled ONCE in the actual comic, and that was when talking to jade.
>>150574744He does cool shit ironically, what's cool about looking like a retarded weeb
>>150574731It's all about the early buildup to set for the new canon lore for existing projects and cancelling out what was done in the webcomic. Why read when you can watch instead?
>>150574358
>>15057347929
>>150574559The sprite^2 magic probably ignores petty details like that. Even the normal sprite magic reconstituted Nana from ashes. Giving Jaspers his balls back isn't that out there.
>>150574788So why can't it apply on Jade and not give her a dog dick?
>>150572069I like the character designs, and I'll probably check out the merch. The pilot was largely incomprehensible to anyone unfamiliar with the story of the comic. Which, I guess is fine, since this feels more like a concept piece than an episode 1.
WHO HAS THE NUDESTUCK MEGA FOLDER>WHO HAS THE NUDESTUCK MEGA FOLDERWHO HAS THE NUDESTUCK MEGA FOLDER>WHO HAS THE NUDESTUCK MEGA FOLDERWHO HAS THE NUDESTUCK MEGA FOLDER>WHO HAS THE NUDESTUCK MEGA FOLDERWHO HAS THE NUDESTUCK MEGA FOLDER>WHO HAS THE NUDESTUCK MEGA FOLDER
>>150574753Pretty sure Carapace doesn't have a site anymore but I can supply you with the full.https://litter.catbox.moe/7j4tadkd1thall7u.png
>>150574753Hey I was jerking off to this earlier today and I wasn't even searching for homestuck. It was in an exhentai gallery of the artist Carapace
Only bit Hussie wrote in the pilot was Rose pulling up a selfie of Dave while talking about how attractive he is
>>150574474>didn't really feel like it was from 2009The general premise is the same as the webcomic but they did take some liberties, yes. Most prominently is the fact that they injected some modern slang into the dialogue and that the kids now call each other over the internet instead of typing messages. Obviously done for pacing reasons, since they wanted to cram as much as they could in 11 minutes.Strangely, they gave Dave a flip phone, whilst he uses an Iphone in the comic.>is this going to invade my shitty timeline on socials?That depends on how shitty your timelines already were. Homestuck had a large influence on the internet back in the day so this may awaken some of those oldheads from their slumber. Most of the active HS fanbase is in the gen z/Alpha age range so it could spread around further in those circles.
>>150574810Because you're talking to a futa fetishist.
>>150573710Fixed.
>>150572727Fans were saying it would be fuck fuck fuck and obviously hussie decided it would be funny to make that come true
>>150574725Didn't like, I left a dislike on the video, but now I realize I gave it a view, forgive me
>cannot unhear the tails voice every time i imagine jade nowGET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
>>150574664What's weird is that the merch they have out so far has Dave absolutely like his comic self visually https://homestuck.store/Hands in pockets, standing aloof, slight frown on his faceBut the pilot Dave is nothing like thatIt does give me some slight hope that if the pilot gets picked up as a whole show, they'll shift Dave to how he should be as they're obviously aware of that
>>150574692They do a bad job of explaining that John hates baked goods, especially cakes, and will violently refuse to eat them if pressedInterpersonal conflict is jokingly called "strife" in the comic and it resembles a turn based RPG combat screen despite the world they live in not being a game, presumably because the protagonist plays videogames and interprets what is happening in those terms. They also have game-like inventories with silly rules -- sylladexes -- despite also living in the real world. The fight is over the top because it's being conducted as if it is a fight sequence in a game.
>>150574827yeah, he shipped them super hard in the day but had to banish them both to gayville when he wrote himself into a corner
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>>150572997>42Newgens. This is OUR fandom now
>>150572389Reminder that Rose knows that Dirk is her dad and they still basically marry anyways, who woulda guessed the girl obsessed with Freud was a little weird
>>150574810It probably could have. Shit isn't deterministic in any logical way.
>>150574824>>150574826Thanks guys
>>150574430CORRECThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQqFOVvdvGA
>>150574848Kek
>>150574810Why is the proton exactly as heavy as it is? If it was heavier or lighter than it is by a tolerance of only 5%, then matter would either fail to bind entirely or take so much energy to bind that there would never be anything heavier than iron in the entire universe.Some things are the way they are because they can't be otherwise, anon. If Jade doesn't have a dog dick, there would be no Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley.
>>150574210>John gets made trans by a fan request.This never actually happened in the comic.
friend who I'm reading homestuck to watched the pilot with me. he's really likes and thinks rose's voice was spot onI told him there's a small moment in the pilot that went over his head and refuse to go into detail
>>150573479Nice try cia. 21
>>150574898The highest of fives
>>150574269I actually want to see more of it. I hope that instead of just canning everything, they can look at the criticism and make the actual show better. But perhaps this is too optimistic of me.
>>150574581it is. that's what he was referring to
>>150574898>the retcon arm>having a sleeveWhat a colossal fucking failure.
>>150574810They've already actively retconned some stuff in homestuck 2 but the dog dick is too important in the plot for them to be able to change it
>>150573686took much time than i'd expected but here you go
>>150574889All the writers talk about how it's /going/ to happen. For years. The sword of damocles hanging over John's head, waiting to ruin the character forever.
>>150574848>everytime you masturbate to jade you'll just imagine her sounding like tails as she demands you cum inside her
>>150574922>Retcon arm being retconned itselfBRAVO
>>150574361As a tangent, the friendsim sprites for Kanaya are disgustingly hot.
>>150574889In the sequel, it will be as they hinted June Egbert's silhouette in HSBC.
>>150573479old enough to know i should not dox myself online. i will give you the estimatives: middle 20s
>>150574925No, it's because, according to Roach, Hussie is still behind the scenes demanding that it be kept.
>>150574934Retcons all the way downRetconception
>>150574934DEEPEST META
>>150574210I dont really care about the dave stuff and I can take or leave the Jane stuffBut in no fucking universe will I ever deny that dog dick Jade was the most inspired choice homestuck 2 couldve ever done
>>150574962Tranny retard
>>150574962We still talk about it to this day. Is there truly no such thing as bad publicity?
>>150574962Reminder that this is this poster's ideal Jade, no matter how much he denies it.
>>150574969Not him, but from a coomer's perspective it's definitely great. Narriatively it's fucked beyond belief, but that shit isn't' canon enough to matter.
>>150574954Guy this is proof they are fundamentally changing act 6!
>no new real porn drawn for this release besides one thing from bdYep, homestuck fandom's dead.
>>150574987You think yourself contrarian to tumblr but you are just tsun for it
>>150574474>is this going to invade my shitty timeline on socials?imagine using social media with a timeline
>Hussie gets Viv and Toby involved, the former because she's desperate to be the queen bee of indie animation and the latter because he's Toby's mentor and Toby feels like he owes him>The trailer is mediocre and divides the fanbase>All the hate is directed towards Viv because she's a poison pill on the internet anymore, not HussieHonestly, clever of Huss.
>>150572997Oh...
>>150575002I think he said before that act 6 would have to be significantly rewritten.
>>150575001>but from a coomer's perspectiveAnd trannies are the way they are because they're coomers, your point is?
>>150574987And yet he's not the one who saved it to this computer, posted it to this thread, and made people see it with their eyeballs.
>>150575002>>150575027Act 6 is a complete mess anyway it wouldnt be a loss
>>150574987I wonder how these people would react to old Hussie and his comics about throwing negro votes in the garbage
The count has been done, 23 swears in the pilot and only 3 in the 100 pages of the comic that it adapts.
>>150574962jade dog dick is something that doesnt make sense but i like that this exists. filters the jade enjoyers.
If that's how they handled Dad's fight, then I really want to see Dave vs Bro.
>>150575039Dicking down lesbians is hot.
>>150575058They just dismiss it because they like him.
>>150574855homestuck reads really weirdly if you don't have the context of at least problem sleuth, which compared to that homestuck looks like a hyperrealist drama
>>15057347933 tomorrow
the pilot was pretty flawed, but fun. was it a faithful adaptation? no. was it a decent pilot for a show? surethe meteor scene felt really fucking random if you imagine it in the eyes of a newbie. john sees the random ass meteor looming overhead and just, disregards it and it has nothing to do with any of part the animationthe foreshadowing montage at the end was cool and did a good job of hyping you up for things to comeif it gets picked up I hope they get proper 20 minute episodes and pace things out betterI clicked like on the vid to support it
>>150575039Making it sound like there's no problem with trannies I guess.
>>150575069And most trannies claim to be lesbians.Funny how things turn out this way.
>>150575064I just ignore anything post canon because it's garbage.
>>150575027>>150575046Fix Dave, tone down the swearing, and completely rewrite act 6 (and act 7 be extension) and we have a shot at something amazing (assuming it gets that far)
>>150575095Trannies are men with Delusions of Gendeur, not lesbians.
>>150575083Happy Birthday, Anon!
>>150574367Speaking of Jeser Quest, has it been uploaded anywhere or is it still just on Discord?
You gotta be a real contrarian to hate thishttps://files.catbox.moe/jjrdc4.jpg
>>150575119>You gotta be a real contrarian to hate thisDo futafags really think that somehow everyone else are just trannies in denial?
>>150575068the fight scene was a hyperbole of how it felt in john's head, the bro fight will probably actually be REAL
>>150575132You are
>>150575119I could do with a touch less hair.But if we're posting our ideal Jades then mine is always the same.https://files.catbox.moe/1ys4je.png
>>150575119I like futa but this just looks fucking stupid, Cum doesn't even do that
>>150575132You should learn to disregard that which you do not care for. Hatred is a special treatment, reserved only for things that DO matter to you. To hold something as worthy of hatred, it has to be significant. You cannot hate that which you do not think about.
>>150572997The majority of older fans left behind the comic entirely or moved into weird exclusionary spaces where they exclusively engage with it through troll OCs. I swear there are some alternian fanfics with better writing than anything official past act 6.
>>150575079Tell me about it, there's a whole segment in the new pages added today that will make zero sense to a new reader (the Intermission deliberately changing objects' names and appearances to confuse the audience) that you would only really be ready for if you saw it in Problem Sleuth
>>150575133This. At least that's what the cut back to the kitchen seemed to imply for me. But they better go hard on the Bro fight because, like you said, that's actually happening and Bro is actually insane.Same with the meteor chop.
>>150575147Well, dog cum--
>>150575132>are futafags retardedYes
>>150575119It's like she's squeezing a canadian squirt gun
Im probably going to livestream tonight depending on if my night gets hijacked and i get busy. Ill do a drawing request stream and finish up that terezi drawing.If you have any art requests let me know and ill save them for tonight or tomorrowhttps://file.garden/ZXENUjtcLzaPWMyp/NSFWalso gonna share my Filegarden folder for NSFW drawings and keep a collection, so yall can have it too, ill be uploading any new drawings to it too
>>150573513>>150572091The word fuck is said a grand total of three times in Act 1.The word "shit" is said 5 times.
>>150575004This isn't going to resurrect the Homestuck fanbase. Everyone's gone.
>>150575175fuck nevermind the links not working. Ill find a different way to save a folder of it all
>Rose, the suburban white woman, is impregnated by a dogWhat did hussie mean by this?
>>150573513Karkat is the only one who swears that much and the others characters mock him for it
>>150575086The interesting thing about the meteor scene is that it's Rose, not John, that figures out the meteor appears regardless of if you started up the game or not. Also John looks up at the sky with a telescope later than this in the comic and does not see the meteorThe animation is going to be playing very loose with how things are presented because there are several things which would be obvious to a casual viewer that isn't limited to the viewpoint of a comic page
>>150575158>At least that's what the cut back to the kitchen seemed to imply for meit's definitely the case without a doubt. they never left the kitchen or made a mess or destroyed the house
>>150575199rose isn't suburban
>>150575199he knew
>>150573479I started reading this in my early 20s when it first came out in 2009, so by my estimates that would make me a certified unc. Watching the pilot honestly felt a little surreal, mainly because I was obsessed with this shit for a long time and it was nothing like I remember it being like (in terms of tone, pacing, characters). I might even try to reread the comic, just to see if I still like it as a crusty ass boomer.
>>150575199It means Rose is a white woman, duh.
>>150575199Rose is upper class, John's the suburban kid
>>150575199He just knew
Alright, Who's baking?
>>150574827based Hussie
>>150575004We NEED sex through a phonecall pop-up
>>150575175>Im probably going to livestream tonight depending on if my night gets hijacked and i get busylooking forward to it, if you get to
>>150575286Someone already did Rose sucking John's dick through it. I'll post it in the /aco/ thread
jade dog cock filters insecure straight incels from liking her so I'm all for it
>>150575277more like pupper class
>>150575309She will be transformed into a normal housewife, like in the famous Wizard of Oz, to counteract this. Perhaps by Eridan
>>150575175Someone made a note to ask you for 'Colsla makes an ectobiology clone of Renity that still refuses to have sex with him' but I don't see him around so I will relay that
>>150575283sure gimme a min
>>150575304We need MORE
>>150572069watching the pilot on a ps vita to pretend it's 2015 and this was released during the Omegapause
>>150575175where are you streaming?
>>150575175>If you have any art requests let me know and ill save them for tonight or tomorrowgoofy inspired by some posts from a couple threads ago; Renity making out with a slime copy of herself, possibly with a little doodle of Colsla looking on from the background and gently weeping
>>150575370Go to Ebay, buy a Ngage
>>150575309They like her, they just ignore your tranny fetish.
>>150575348thanks for having my back bro
>2 threads made at the same timefuck
>>150574152she was probably the only good thing about this entire pilot, she was just as cute as I always imagined her.
>>150575175>If you have any art requests let me know and ill save them for tonight or tomorrowMSPA Reader being overly horny for the characters. Like absolutely feral and drooling.
>>150572091Despite being so fat Vivzie has incredibly thin skin, so she continually triples down on critiques against her work. Since overusing swear words is at the top of that list there was never any hope of the pilot turning out any other way.
>>150575436very much agreed
>>150575175can I get a cute aradia, doing some archeology digging some bones with some stones like geology shit I love her interest in archeology I with there was more art about it not just lol indiana jones hat
>>150575114plz ansr
>>150573038>>150572997>There's your problem
>>150575175If you wouldn't mind I would love to see Mallum and Ellith having a wholesome passionate hug together
>>150575500when was this census performed anon
>>150575175Can you redo this shot in your style but its Korpus making Ellith look at the meteor?
>>150575510March of this year apparentlyhttps://homestuck.net/meta/homestuck-community-census-2025/
NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE-
The pilot that divided the fandom. This is the beginning of the Homestuck Civil WarWhich side will you join?HATE IT>30 year old fujoshis hypercritical about Dave's personality>troll OC creating trans men and agenders who revere everything pre act 6 as gospel>incel chuds angry that the word retard and Dave's faux-stoicism was removed>the half of tumblr that hates VivziepopLOVE IT>19 year old nu homestuck fans that think the comic is unapproachable>undertale/deltarune fans only watching because of Toby Fox>the sycophantic Andrew hussie autists and transwomen that eat up whatever slop he throws out in deference to "canon">the half of tumblr that loves Vivziepop
>>150572069>Jane and Dave
>>150574337Idgaf about technique honestly if it works it works, it was cute and the art style feels right for a cartoon of the comic
what the fuck does no meat meanhow is parent an identitywhy are are there so many juggalos
>>150575175No request, just telling you that you indirectly caused this with sending him to 4chan.
>no spic option
>>150575584vegan?
>>150575446She didn't write it
>>150575228Did you miss the massive hole in John's room?
>>15057347944 dust old
>>150575309>jade's dog cock [8UZZWORD] [8UZZWORD]look I love girl penis so much as the next, 8ut this is ridiculous
>>150575396I don't even like it, I just like how it make chuds fume
what did she mean by this?
>>150575817Get better bait man, geez. you're an adult for fuck's sake.
>>150575856she meant "If I see a knot you better believe I'll be choking on it in 4.13 seconds"
>>150572069Welp, I think it was kinda okay
>>150575897>Jade's dog dick is 3.6 roentgen
>>150575068They'll do a switcharoo with the John/Dad fight and have it be 5 minutes of Bro curbstomping Dave with no soundtrack.
>>150575309Wow so great ya definitely don't want those guys around I love having a more repulsive community gotta keep the normies out
>>150576093I speak like this
>>150576093Me when I love having a more repulsive community and have got to keep the normies out
>>150576093This but unironically (but with a little bit of irony on the side, not slathered on, just there if you want it)
>>150573038>>150575500The autism to trans pipeline needs to be studied. These numbers clearly don't represent most regular young people. These are mega autists who have the patience to enjoy something like Homestuck.That kinda represents my problems with the pilot itself. I was hoping it would reformat itself so normies like me could see what the hype is about, but instead it's an incomprehensible mess that seems made only for people who are already familiar with the source material.
>>150575020Vivzie will attempt to eat Glitch. With a side of bbq sauce in a bucket.
>>150575584>why are are there so many juggalosHussie himself is a juggalo, no? probably just following his lead
>>150575584>rationalist even being a category, let alone that high in percentageMakin, every single time.
I know what a juggalo is but what they do, how they even work, is it like a cult? a religion? are they like hippies but clown and drugs? We don't have this shit here
>>150576791They're more like ravers
>>150576791they ponder how magnets fucking work
>>150573806You think Toby Fox would pass any chance to suckle on Hussie's toes?
https://picarto.tv/MoonrunesTwitter/Doing the artstream now, will officially start when i got some peeps
>>150576791Social cultural group, like devout football fans but for a band, they really aren't that complex, just regular people who like the clown band and aesthetics as well as the community associated with it
Juggalos are not harmless clowns they are drug users, they murder people for no reason, the fbi has them as a gang
>>150577299That was a load of sensationalized horseshit which you would know if you bothered to look into shit, the average juggalo is about as dangerous as your average superfan for anything. There are drug dealers and murderers in any group, you'd be a retard to paint the entire group as such when they're not occurring at a markedly higher rate. You can just say you're scared of the weird clown people, but they're no more dangerous than your average guy on a whole
>>150576791I'm so mad it's still more popular than ever, It costs like 300$ to go to a juggalo festival now and i'm not joking
>>150576791Basically just a trailer trash social group. Because you only need to listen to the music, appreciate the aesthetic, and drink cheap soda, it’s been really popular with Appalachians desperate for social connection in ways even sportsball can’t be like
>>150575626She didn't write all of HH and HB either. Skye Henwood, who did write the Homestuck pilot, also wrote for both HH and HB, which is laden with the same kind of retarded zoomer, swear-heavy dialog.It's the same fucking problem even if Viv didn't personally pen every unnecessary "fuck" into the script.
>>150577299The government only registered them as dangerous after it was discovered that their clown makeup made them immune to facial recognition software. (Not a shitpost, look it up)
>>150577299Juggalos were some of the nicest people I ever knew in high school. I didn't even listen to ICP and they were still incredibly friendly and fun to hang around with.
