Why was bryce so jealous this episode?I think its funny how the protagonists just unleashed an crazed AI on the galaxy and didn't solve any of their problemsprevious thread:>>150567956
Is picrelated actually a reference to:https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Time_Wizards
Ep2 and 3 are honestly a huge improvement compared to 1, the whole Retard Terry bit was old Newgrounds kino.Also Bryce is in the process of being corrupted by whatever the lmaochaos equivalent is, right>gets heretical ideas like changing the laser color>hears "Space King" talking to him in his head but every time it happens the voice is encouraging him to fuck shit up and sabotage everything
>>150580731Space King talks to all of them and they all think he only talks to them
So are they capable of making more globules or are there only a finite number of psycho warriors?
>>150580731They all hear Space King telling them what they want to hear / secretly want. Except in Chestnut's case where its his own guilt
>>150581103Its the spoof of Gene Seed so presumably they can't make more without Space King
>>150580481Hatemonger again getting some of the coolest frames in series. Dude is just aura constantly.
>>150580481So we know Hatemonger isn't a woman or part woman. Because that would be the worst sin possible, and cause every space warrior to want him dead. By his admission and the huge tittied Space Marine pic he saved, we can say he's (probably) not gay. We also know for sure he's not black, because we see his dick in the Pateron version of Ep1. I think Hatemonger's secret is: he likes latinas or dark-skinned woman in-general. It would fit the joke "I'm Racist, but Whew". The sin the captain mentions is probably his porn which is a no-no to have. He doesn't like alien women, which we also could see in Ep1 with the alien queen. Also we see a space warrior attempting to save a family including a woman in this episode. I guess that means women are fine as long as they're part of the empire and not trying to be a space warrior.
TOTAL DEMON DEATH
What's Hatemongers views on alien slavery?
>some aliens are single mothers on a genetic level>tell him about per capita!>Isn't it weirdAlso I skipped through the merch ad by reflex and didn't notice the hand swap first time around Funniest shit I've seen for a while
>>150581297His sin is that he is too open minded when compared with the rest of his "not chapter" in planet heaven.Episode 2 touched on him being really open minded to the path of hate belief differences with the coagulators.
I liked it but it's not going to "save" men's entertainment. Older action cartoons had a good variety of settings, they weren't just warhammer slop and carbon copies of warhammer.
>>150581420He would say>The bringing of the xeno to the empire planted the first seed of disunion
>>150580495How long until we get a SQUAD BROKEN reference?>>150581297It was Bryce downloading porn using Hatemonger's account
>>150581297>or part womanWhat did you literally mean by that?
>>150581518>I'VE GOT A MANGINA
>>150581518I assume the "Female" Space Warrior still had balls, otherwise how would it have globules?
>>150581451That's my concern as well. Even 40k itself has numerous genres and settings to work with. It's comfortable being both an epic tragedy featuring genetically engineered warrior monks as it is goofing around with green football hooligans or comically serious adventures with Commissar Misfortune. 40k also took heavy influence from WW2, Dune, the Christian Bible, and so on; but it always managed to transcend that influence..Space King, as it stands right now, will always be just a Warhammer parody. A middle finger at GW, but never its own thing. It didn't take its ball and go home, it is glaring outside the window and indirectly demanding to be let back inside. And while the whole reason for Space King's existence is because GW itself is evil and demanded all content creators bow to its whims, this is still pathetic. Flashgitz should really focus on what is original about the Space King setting rather than "okay now we're going to do the necrons." And don't get me wrong, I actually prefer the AI creature to Necrons, but it still has the old baggage attached.
>>150581469Even if they were used as a food source?>>150581577Maybe they were weirdly shaped breast implants?
>>150581622the only similar thing the AI has in common with necrons is that they're space skeletons
>>150581661And "space skeletons" is exactly how you'd describe the Necrons in two words.
>>150581653>Even if they were used as a food source?Especially if they were made a food sourceThat's letting xenos into your body by your own will
>Episode 3 is actually overtaking the Homosuck pilotlol
>>150581962PRAISE BE
>>150581962It had a 2hr headstart, but c'mon, do we really need another show for girls? I lost interest with Homestuck when the intended audience switched from gamers to tumblr girls
>>150580481>new space king
>>150580481Okay so Star Defenders = Ultra MarinesHatemongers = Black TemplarsExsanguinator = Blood Angels Jailers = Dark AngelsI don’t know what Bryce and Chestnut’s parody legions would be?
>>150581653Oh hell no. If they made actual female psycho warriors, they'd have to cross a line in having female children be used for their revival. It's either a chick with balls or nothing.
>>150581622I do hope they add in other shit, I would like to see their take on the SoBs and SoS I know Dom and Tom like the SoS. Also wondering what the Mechanicus would look like.
>>150581451Honestly, Space King is not men's entertainment, nor is it boy's entertainment, it's manchild's entertainment and I mean that in a good way. There's plenty of softcore manchild entertainment (example Fanservice anime/games), but not much adult manchild entertainment where the jokes are vulgar and it can show nudity. The stuff that curses and talks about sex are also female/trans-owned and focus on their own agendas. Which is fine, I don't think shows like Helluva Boss and Digital Circus are bad, but Flashgitz really is doing something special. Also as someone who knows nothing about Warhammer besides 2nd Hand Osmosis, Space King's premise is unique, simple to understand, and for those reasons more exciting to get into. I know I don't need to have a phd in Warhammer History when I watch this show compared to pretty much every other Warhammer media.
>>150582193>Exsanguinator = Blood Angels It's Coagulator>I don’t know what Bryce and Chestnut’s parody legions would be?They're not legions, they're Medicae and Imagineer free agents
>>150582331You really don't need to know anything to read warhammer slop. In fact it's more interesting that way because the actual lore and Horus Hersey prequels are pretty mid compared to whatever your brain comes up with.
>>150581672>>150581661It's a man of iron you retards
>>150582331It kinda reminds me of Drawn Together in a way. It's not really "good" like in a critic sort of way, but as a comedy, and action show, it excels. I mean, I'm laughing, and i'm tuning in every time tey release a new episode, that's more thna i can say for literally almost anything I've seen in the last decade desu.
>>150581451It's not going to "save" men's entertainment, but it's a step in the right direction. Men need to care about making men's entertainment, and not compromising their vision for the dollar signs in their eyes.
>>150582391No, Tom and Don revealed that Bryce is from a legion called a The Flame of Space King the dude that made a female psycho warrior was also from that chapter, I’m assuming they’re either supposed to be like the Iron Hands. And you’re right I fucked up on Coagulators, also fucked up because Hatemonger’s Legion are called the Beholders.
>>150582447If they come back with space dwarves that will be the funniest shit.
>>150582398Not for someone like me, I imagine there's other autismos who hyperfixate on lore and worldbuilding. I like two things about Space King's World:>The Lore is there and it doesn't take itself seriously>There's an underlining theme that everyone is childish and their tech is plastic kid toy/action figures.The show feels like someone explaining Warhammer lore in the funniest/childish way possible using toys. I want Warhammer Slop without the guilt of not understanding the deepcuts. I think there's an audience for that.
>>150582584>the squats/space dwarves are just cosmic jews that drive hatemonger up the wallkek
>>150582536So what's the bit about medicae being free agents?Do they start with a legion by default and are able to move about from there?
>>150582520>>150582331I feel like Space King makes for a fun American equivalent to Panty and Stocking. Deliberately vulgar, low-brow, and ridiculous, but made with a lot of love and hard work put into it.
>>150581622If I wanted to make fun of Warhammer I'd do what Mantic did with Warpath and make the main bad guys crazy evil space capitalists.
>>150582742I don’t know the deal with Chestnut, he’s probably got his own shit going on. Apparently he’s contracted but not an actual member of the Star Defenders. Also Tom and Don I know you’re here, you mother fuckers need to tell us if the big tits on the female psycho warrior are compensation for the lack of globules.
>>150582838Fuck forgot the pic
>>150581381Based, praise be to space king
>>150582993That dude in the bottom left.
>tell him about 'per capita'fuck man as soon as Hatemonger said "hmm, curious" I knew they were going there
>>150582304A parody of the SoB and IG would be what I want to see, but as I said it's just going to be a surface level Warhammer parody and that means Spess Marines.
>>150583016That’s Verbal Ase aka the dude that spent 50k to have a vid made of his OC in a softcore porn music vid with Charli.
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>>150580481The ongoing joke that the Psycho Warriors are kind of just little boys in huge roided out bodies just keeps being funny.Also, the "Female Psycho Warrior" plotline teased in the trailer as if it was going to be the main driving point of the episode, only for it to be a pre-episode opening gag where every single Psycho Warrior converges on the planet where the experiment is taking place, even leaving behind a *literal map to Space King*, just so they could blow it up from orbit absolutely FLOORED me. I think that this episode was perhaps just a *little* weaker than episode two when it comes to pacing and writing, but not by much. I feel it sucks a little that Captain's character development from the first two episodes where he learns to be just a bit nicer and more supportive of his squad just goes away for whatever reason, although I guess Bryce *was* being extra annoying this episode.
>>150583216>>150582844MODS
>>150583175But IG is totally surface level. It would just be jokes about how the commissar shooting soldiers and guards being sent into a meat grinder. Could even have guard equivalents to our boys.
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>>150583255IG isn't surface level as far as GW is concerned, they're redshirts for Space Marines to "save".It is true that they make up 99% of the setting's fighting force, but their plot relevance can be boiled down to "you tried lmao".
>>150583233Captain learned to be nicer to Chestnut, the guy that was always putting the team first. Bryce on the other hand is a retard that almost got them killed due to his ego, for fucks sake Bryce retarded Terry, if there's a time to kick a team mate out, that was probably it.
>>150583296Surprisingly no. In fact there's probably more stories with the guard as the main protagonists than any (non ultra marine) chapter at this point.
>>150583296I suppose, I guess they’ll find more shit to put in, what chapter do you think they’ll parody next?
>>150583368But none of those stories matter, they can be erased in a single "And then Abaddon did a thing" book.
You could probably predict future episodes by simply thinking like a 12 year old boy.>A relic that creates an impenetrable field "super space armor" that nothing can get through it. It's possessed by an alien or heretic marine that is a complete taunting "nuh uh" dick>A planet with sentient edible hamburger or candy people that everyone is fighting over>A virus outbreak episode that's just haunted porno everyone wants to get a hold of
What are the chances of them actually making fun of hazbin or HB in some future episode?I saw some anon say that the space king warp could literally just be that
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>>150580481>kid doing the blood sign turning into a black manKino
>>150583500Yeah that got me
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>>150583473Change a few specifics and that’s just something that Black Library would publish.
>>150583322I guess that's fair, but he was kind of doing that from the beginning of the episode after Terry was introduced. Unless I'm already misremembering something.
>>150580731>>150581090>>150581103>>150581131i think the joke is that everyone believes space king has formed a special connection to them and only them and speaks sweet nothings based on what they want to listen to except chestnut as he lives with self-hatred. Keep in mind these are all mentally children so they all believe they are SK's favorite son
TELL HIM ABOUT PER CAPITA!
>>150580481The gap between Homestuck Pilot and Space King 3 is actually wideningHate reigns supreme
>>150583786It would be funny if there was some mother fucker out there who is like Horus and the reason he’s doing it is because he figured out that Space King talks to everyone and couldn’t handle it.
>>150580481Alright i'm gonna admit it.i didn't like the first two episodes but this one was genuinely funny. i liked it far more than the first two.
How long until the recurring series-wide threat of the furry analogues show up
>>150582844>>150583216Holy fuck
high commander acting as a strict mom is the funniest thing they did
>>150583487w40k has already too much source material to pick from that it is too damn soon to make parodies of other shows
>>150583894Yeah, this episode really double down that these are little boys in grown men bodies. My favorite bit was the commercial. It's such a meta on the audience, it ironically makes me want to buy a sweater.
What if they encounter a race of warrior space Amazon women? Would it be like a crab bucket social situation where every marine is fighting to impress them, or would it be a reflection of their empire only the "No Boys Allowed!" juvenile opposite?
>>150583919Nah, they should strike while the iron is still hot, besides it would be a perfect fit for the warp>Here we have a dimension where all the human souls go when they die and theres peaceful warp creatures who want to make their everlasting life more happy while also helping them overcome their sinful naturesThen in comes the gang and fucks it up, makes the peaceful warpspawn racist towards humans and turns the warp into actual hell for all mankind, but at least the psycho warriors themselves dont have to worry too much because they just respawn
>>150583973NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!PERIOD!!
>>150580481
>>150583487>the team gets seduced by demonic furry alien twinks they're supposed to killpotential kino
>>150584096Eh, thats too farMore like the SK warp is just a very politically correct and "inclusive" place, and therefore anathema to what the guys stand for
>he brought out a turning point USA powerpoint
>>150583487LowIt's bad manners to do it to your peers.It's okay to do shit to corpo owned stuff like Bluey, Harry Potter and Sonic
>>150583973Making them Space Amazons is a good idea, but it has to be something that creates comedy and makes things funny.>the space women are anti-violence and conflict-avoidant in general, like a bunch of fussy and gentle babysitters and day care workers>they sand down the sharp edges of the weapons, remove all the high-tech explosives and projectiles with traps and sleeping gas, and make all the armor as soft, tacky, and overprotective as possible>in short, they just make everything boring, safe, and lameIn the end, they would end up radicalizing the girls by just pointing to the genuine worst examples of xenos as to why they should allow the boys to be violent except they become even bigger xenophobes than the boys because now all FILTHY ALIENS must be eradicated to protect the boys.
>>150584169Well, vivzie is technically a corpo now as she sold out to amazon
>>150584058Terry metal projector launcher
>>150584327
>>150584222I was thinking more >Psycho Warriors are FILTH. A disease that needs to be quarantined so we may heal the cosmos!I.E. girls hate boy cooties
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>>150583487>>150583919Honestly I'd be down for it. The worst part about HH and HB has always been the writing everything else is actually pretty good and I'd like to see more talented people take a crack at it.
>>150584375
>>150584058It's fucking helmet, my sides
>>150584373that would be fun, the cliche "boys vs girls" stock plot but with hyper-violence>then the girls become more xenophobic than the boys, so the boys mark the girls as competition because "NUH UH WE'RE GONNA WIPE OUT ALL THE ALIENS FIRST">or the boys get pissy that the girls "aren't commiting xenocide in a cool way"
>>150581381We joke, but we need to see Charlie and Hatemonger interact.
>>150582844>>150583216I can't believe Space King got woke
>>150583386Squad get fucked with by Alpha Legion psycho warrior working towards incomprehensible goals (he abducts and replaces Chestnut)>
>>150583386Barbarian cat people being a blatant parody of Thundercats afflicted by a curse that makes them sing as if they were stuck in a cats musical, I just want them to have fun with the idea of the Cat people in 40k.
>>150582536>fabius bile expy>iron handsdoubt
Seriously tho, why is the merch so fucking expensive, I was gonna support but fuck this kikery.
>>150580481>3rd episode for Space King has more views than Homestuck Pilot from Vivzieslop despite both being released on the same dayYou love to see it, folks.
>>150584143I saw that comment as well lol
>>150584885That remains to be seen.
>>150584852If its that expensive I'm assuming they didn't go with the usual build-a-brand bulk Chinese factory stuff which would massively increase the price all around.
>Hatemonger tries to teach the AI hatred through a PragerU hologram>it's so bigoted that the AI starts to hate Hatemonger, indirectly giving Hatemonger just what he wantsReally jogs the old noggin
>>150584885That's probably only the case because the SK released 5 hour before it, sadly.
>>150584885Don't Jinx it.
>>150584852It's only a matter of time before they sell out. They can't keep up with audience demand, they'll have to come crawling eventually for a financial injection to stick to an actual production pipeline, they can only only rely on favors and goodwill for so long. Guarantee we'll hear them announced for Netflix by new years
>>150585119With all the grandstanding they've done on them not doing this one thing, I feel like they'd rather abandon the project altogether.
>>150585019I must have missed the part where the AI started unquestionably defending israel
>>150585019>you made him perfect :’)
>>150581168Well modern imperium in current 40k has no problem making gene-seed anymore
>>150583992Judge Dredd and flashgitz themselves have already done the "ridicule and beat up popular thing" trope to death.
>>150584852what do you expect anon? they need funding somehow. I don't know why you would bitch when the merch directly allows the show to exist and keep going.
>>150580481I'm kind of impressed with this show. I never expected much from FlashGitz, as parody is the lowest form of comedy, but this show is pretty impressive. It's funny, visually impressive, and some of the scenes and cinematography look very inspired. Good on them.
I hope they still have green lasers in the next episode and get them stolen or something
>>150585531Got a good balance of creativity and inspiration, they were lucky to stumble into it.
>>150585534There doesn't seem to be much continuity in each episode, if at all
>>150585119They've actually already secured a deal with Amazon, it just won't be for Space King.
>>150582193>Bryce and Chestnut’s parody legions would be?Bryce is a Techrpiest equivalent and Chestnut's an apothecary. 40k they're apart of the Chapter but they're considered outsiders because of their connections
>>150581622There is nothing original about the Space King setting, the entire premise is rooted in 40k and 40k meme subculture.
>The entire crusade against aliens is at least partially to eliminate single mothers>A man's nads being violently implanted into a boy is fine to youtube as long as it only takes place inside of machinery>They've fully embraced using the uncensored versions of the video to extract more money from the autistic on their PatreonHeh.>>150580481I mean they are literal manchildren, at this point I'm more amazed this entire Funny 40K Imperium parody hasn't fallen apart long ago.>>150580731I kept waiting for the angel thing that one guy with the "map to Space King" to flip out and reveal itself as a not!daemon.
>>150581962Also good for them. I don't understand people genuinely invested in Space King as anything other than a way to have a quick laugh at 40K without angering James Workshop into a lawsuit or who think there is ever going to be an actual overarching plot, but anything that diminishes viewcount for Homosuck is good news in my book.>>150582331Bingo. I don't understand who came up with the meme of "saving men's entertainment" but look at the rest of the guy's output, it's not rocket science.
>>150585824I think it would have been funny if it got sad that it got stood up.Although part of what made the whole sequence fun is how fast the characters dropped everything to go full exterminatus.
>>150585858>literally leaving a man to die to wipe out the scourge of cooties>that man approvesFor me the peak of the episode was the robot thing just chowing down on the bomb they planted in it's mouth.
The globule thing is so weird and gross that I can't get into the show. Am I alone in this
>Not!Necrons are human made flesh automatons that can update their protocols to become invincible to whatever killed one of them and thus need to be killed all at once.Honestly, not a bad sci-fi concept even outside of parody.
>>150585922even the designs are cool and not overly cartoony like the psychos
>>150584852>>150584940This. I have the stuff from the last merch drop. The clothes are dense, and the hate mate keychain is solid metal. All the stuff feels expensive. And of course, supporting the show is the reason I bought the merch anyway, getting the stuff is secondary.
>>150585916Nah I find it gross too, I just accept that like Cyanide & Happiness or Happy Tree Friends (remember when that was a thing?) this is just the level of humour in the show. Just take it as a warning not to take things too seriously.
>>150581420Captain mentions in the T-Shirt Merch video that Hatemonger and his legion do not approve of using Alien materials in any form. The place for the merch was basically already Alien Slavery so I think he would not like it either way.
>>150585884Kaboom.It was well executed, I really enjoyed the pacing of the jokes this episode.
I thought when they got to the Rubik's cube thing, Bryce would break it and assemble it so the colors match to keep with the "keep it simple stupid" message But cartoons with morals at the end are dumb and I like everyone remaining the exact same retards as they were at the beginning of the episode
i like how spaceking doesn't even have anything that makes him look unique compared to the psychos, like the emperor at least had his face(or at least the closest thing to it) exposed and no marine's face looked similar and he has the claw and he's bigger than all of them and his armor has cool details no marine has but space king is just golden, not even bigger than any of them if hatemonger's hallucinations were to go by
So what's the deal with the non-psycho warrior humans? Are they aligned with them and serve Space King as well? Do they remain neutral but get raided for new boys (While wiping out the girl population)?
>>150586044The comedic timing really felt like it improved this episode. Not sure how to explain it but the setups felt more...on the nose in the previous ones, if that makes it any sense.>>150586080I wouldn't be surprised if this shit all started with some random baby falling into a science experiment during the not!Age of Strife and deluding himself into being the KING OF ALL SPACE while replicating the process with random lost boys.
>>150586080actually he DOES have wings but that's about it
>>150585531I feel that way too but I do have to note that in this episode there were two scenes that I feel were animated particularly odd.First one's at 11:46, where the background moving/changing doesn't feel right with the characters. Feels like a green screen effect.Second one's at 20:17 where the camera is super stiff.Still love the show and all but I dunno, these irked me enough that when I rewatch it I can't help but point it out to myself.
>>150585534High Command 100% confiscated the green crystals.
so engineers are called imaginators? because it's a bunch of kids imagining shit and building it from whatever they can find?
>>150586198It's basically the "adult" version of KND technology.
>>150580481I want like 10 min eps.30 mins felt real weird.
>>150583487>the warp is just Hazbin Hell>this is somehow bad>>150584169Vivzie sold out to Amazon
>>150582993Hell is real and is fucking gay.
>>150586222i did notice that, it's almost like the orks but without the psychic part, so the Jokaero but not as advanced maybe?
>>150585824Hey! That's because YT won't let us see space alien boobies the size of Russ!
>>150583487Hazbin frankly doesn't deserve the dignity of some other show acknowledging it's existence. Just keep furries as the daemon stand-ins and I'll be happy.
>>150586232Probably, I would laugh my ass off if the Orks are stuck up British with incredibly advanced technology and the psycho warriors are the Orks of the setting.
>>150586242that would be funny, I also would like to see the Jokearo in some way, like maybe a bunch of monkeys who are ape shit crazy and lunatic like how chimps are but even worse AND they have laser cannons like can you imagine a chimp with a backpack of parts and tools latching unto your built in arm cannon then removing it with ease then cartoonishly turn it to a handheld stronger gun before blasting you with it
>>150585922>that can update their protocols to become invincible to whatever killed one of themThat's just Borg from Star Trek.
The lava bomb barely even explodes, it's just highly resistive jar filled with lave kek
It's funny to consider how, despite being set up as the big bad of the episode, AI literally didin't harm a single psycho warrior.Even after being taught how to hate, he just gathered his bodies and fucked off.
>>150582098>Shit's been getting hyped for over a week alreadyWhere have you been?
>>150586347Part of me is wondering if he's going to invade the guys' mainbase or something. The rest of me accepts that this is a serialised comedy show and he'll likely be never seen again.Clearly his hatred of actually dealing with humanity surpassed any motivation to actually get rid of them, so he simply left the galaxy for a human-less one.
>>150586392>his hatred of actually dealing with humanity surpassed any motivation to actually get rid of them, so he simply left the galaxy for a human-less oneMaybe Hatemonger's comment on him being "sort-of-human" got to him.
>>150586401Fuck, I didn't even think about that.>he's actually off to go on a very frustrating suicide because his programming is automated and keeps adapting to shit.
>>150586347>AI literally didin't harm a single psycho warrior.It was kinda corny, but I did laugh when it turned out that deceased Psycho Warriors littering the room with a single immobile robot weren't slaughtered by it, but lost their minds out of sheer boredom.
>>150586401So he is such a good teacher he taught a machine self hatred.
>>150583487The "ultimate evil" of a web cartoon for autistic teenage boys being a parody of a web cartoon for mentally ill teenage girls would be a perfect fit IMO.
>>150583487They probably wont do any more than this, but it would be excellent to get a cameo from a voice actor or someone from vivzieworld or glitch. Show some good-spirited solidarity, yknow.
>>150586465Hopefully not
>>150586401The tone of the AI's voice when he said "does that make me sort of human" sounded a bit sarcastic to me, like he was deliberately throwing Hatemonger's words back at him.
>Flash Gitz made the "Emperor Protects" condom image realGoddamn.
>>150586465>a cameo from a voice actor or someone from vivzieworld or glitchA hundred or so xitter/bluesky dwellers would instantly get struck with aneurism if that ever happened cause flashgitz are hecking transphobic choods.But if that were to ever happen, it'd probably be Michael Kovach.
>>150581297>The sin the captain mentionshe replies straight away with "i have no idea what he's talking about"hatemonger is 100% convinced he never committed a sin in his entire life.he's also 100% correct in this regard, he's the pasqualo's dad equivalent
>>150581297>>150586510I think the sin Captain is referring to is the boobies that Bryce downloaded
>>150582844>>150583216can i ask for the soul stream splattering into the wizard tower while we're at it?
SoWhich legion stuck their finger up the robot's bum?
>>150584885>monkey wrench released on the same week as both of theseis the guy in charge of MW a fucking retard?and the audio mixing still fucking sucks Monkey Wiener.like, i don't HATE hate it, but the guy isn't doing himself a favor by shooting himself in the foot
>>150585531frankly, if you told me that i'd enjoy a wh40k series by the people that made racist mario i would have laughed in your face.but this shit is absolutely hilarious
>>150583216Bolt-er Ons
>>150581451>>150581622>>150582331The whole 'no girls allowed' aspect is steeped in irony. The psycho warriors are depicted as little boys in grown bodies having this attitude.I'm convinced the marketing is just an extension of this joke. They're not seriously trying to create a 'male space' or whatever.
>>150581381>>150582993>>150583498Do Demons count as aliens? Or are they just killing them because they're g*rls?
>>150586588It's been obvious to me the whole show has been basically a REALLY longform version of the shitposts Flashgitz built it's name on, I genuinely have no idea where this narrative they're "trying to save men's entertainment" come from. You...you've all watched the videos mocking Connor McGregor/Elon/whatever, right? They're a comedy channel. They're not trying to write the fucking Silmarillion here.
Are you laughing at Hatemonger during his PowerPoint presentation or are you laughing with him?
>>150586668I mean, was he WRONG though?
>>150586588>the whole 'no girls allowed' aspect is steeped in ironyIt's not "ironic", it is "post-sincere". Flashgitz making a show for primarely male audience, there's nothing ironic about that in an of itself. They are also aware of meta-discource that surrounds the very idea of male audience-centric properties and they've decided to run with a joke. Anyone who thinks that they're "owning the chuds" is a bigger retard than Terry.
Tom and Don did a Q&A before episode 3 aired.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHWRX-nfF-s
>>150586668both
>>150582844>>150583216Remember that there is no such thing as girls with dicks. Only men with tits.
>>150586697No one is saying they're pwning the chuds, just that they are clearly poking fun a themselves pretending they have a socially-ingrained reason for the show's existence when it's truly just Warhammer fans having fun with Warhammer.
>>150586634To right wing Warhammer fans Warhammer's runaway popularity is owning the libs and if you disagree you're a troon. They did the same narrative with space marine 2. This is despite the fact that Warhammer is owned by a greedy company that profits from both the left and right.
>>150582745Flash Gitz aren't American
>>150586634It's probably coming from people overdosing on copium about the absolutely dire state of male-centric entertainment and projecting their desire for a saviour figure onto FlashGitz. I suppose they're not entirely wrong because FG making a reasonably successful show that is very much made for a male audience is demonstrating that there is a space for that kind of entertainment and others might try launching their own projects afterwards, but yeah from FG's perspective Space King isn't some crusade to make the male entertainment space great again or what have you, they're just making what they want to make because they like it.Personally I always got the impression that Space King is primarily a parody of 40k specifically from the perspective of a kid from 15-20 years ago who thought that Space Marines were the absolute coolest thing ever, and the emphasis on "no girls allowed" comes directly from that because to a ten year old boy (especially a ten year old boy back then) girls and their interests would have been super lame and boring and letting them in would ruin your super cool space war hobby because they just don't get it.
>>150585531>as parody is the lowest form of comedybut it is the best criticism.
>>150585916Crybaby!
>>150586485is it good quality?
>>150586791>>150586813>so lost in the sauce about MUH MESSAGE you don't even bother to look at the rest of a creator's catalogue before going around declaring victory over the woke moralistsGod, that's fucking sad. I have no respect for DEI, respresentation and all that libby shit but I'm media literate to know that you need fucking brain damage to think for an instant Space King is either intended to be some sort of Clint Eastwood hard man series or that it's going to somehow magically bring them back.It's actually blowing my mind right now there are people stupid enough to either think this is unironically Flashgitz's intentions or that the infamously shitty GW is in any way, shape or form their friend. I feel like I've just learned that there are people too stupid to wipe their asses. It's a basic FUCKING OBSERVATION that should've been apparent to ANYONE who bothered to click on that channel to see what the rest of their output is like.Like fuck, I don't like (pick a Netflix animated series really, any of them) either but how do you watch a single Space King episode and not come away thinking they're here for laughs first?
>>150585531Yeah, THIS is my take on the series. It's impressive for what it is, and I never expected more from them beyond 3-5 minute parodies of random things so it's neat they have the manpower and motivation to make longer storylines beyond just executing furries.
screencap this, love will be what stops the AI super weapon.
>>150587041Anything sincere or tropey would have to immediately undercut by something cynical.
>>150586456
>>150585531Remember lads: necessity is the mother of invention, and limitation forces creativity.Flashgitz decided that they didn't want their flagship series to rely so heavily on the crude, lowbrow humor of their parodies, so they were forced to use that humor sparingly and support it with good setup, timing, delivery, and their best attempt at wit. As a result, while infantile humor remains a core aspect of the show, it is a level above the low hanging fruit in their previous works, and the diversity of jokes has increased substantially. Compare to Vivzie's shows: Helluva Boss clearly had no such self-imposed limitations, and thus 90% of its comedy is made of literally nothing more than rapid firing profanity and hope that gets a laugh. Hazbin is not much different, but you can tell they tried harder to be witty, which tracks since the show is actually being funded and thus there's higher expectations.
>>150583518Do blacks have long fingers or something I cannot for theblife of me.get my ring fingers to make.an O like that
>>150584852Tariffs. I don’t intend for the convo to swing in a /pol/ direction, but the truth is that nearly all this shit it made offshore. Prices of foreign goods are getting jacked to compensate for tariffs, so those costs get passed along to the consumers. Sucks.
>>150585578What will it be for?
>>150587119"keep it simple stupid"
>>150586965None of that's happening, meds
>The guy who made the fem-psycho warrior was part of Bryce's legionI think I'm noticing a pattern here... Help me out Hatemonger.
>>150587268Excommunication soon.
>>150587119Way back in the day their earliest animations didn't rely so much on crude humour, Space Hulk II is almost as long as the first episode of Space King and leans much more heavily on jokes about 40k with a little bit of crude humour sprinkled here and there. I think it's older than any of the animations on their Youtube channel (barring the re-release of the original Space Hulk without copyrighted music); the only version of it I could find is with Chinese(?) subtitles because the original got taken down by a combination of copyrighted music and GW lawyers.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW_duc6igoc
so do they only have their past memories when they come back or their entire consciousness and being?
>>150584389The character designs are uninspired sparkledog trash that all look the same with only one or two exceptions like loona.The setting is boring, HELL is just LA but with demons and heaven is the exact same but bright.The "comedy" is just sex, violence and swearing all the time.The animation has only ever been good in season 1 of HH and the pilots, even then, it's ruined by the obnoxious overuse of the colors red, yellow, white and black, especially on the backgrounds. I like vivzie's art style on some of her earlier works, but let's face it, the hellaverse aesthetic is just not that good and never has been.
>>150583175>>150583255it has already been done.
>>150580481So it's still gay if you like a genderbend of a guy?
>>150586668Yes
>>150586452I like how it was called back to the time wizard. You think he did weird magic shit beyond the shield but nope. He literally just sat there in his shielded tower the whole time and the PWs killed themselves
>>150583973A mix of both I feel with an Eldar expy race or something. They 'despise' each other and constantly try to out do or kill each other while simultaneously harboring sexual frustration they dont understand. Then Chestnut and their female version of Chestnut hit it off wonderfully and are forcefully dragged away from each other by the end (or she unceremoniously dies)
>>150584852the last merch drop was cool but im not paying $145 dollars plus whatever shipping/tariffs add on for a lunchbox and a condom. I got the last drop for the cool hoodie because i fuck with cool hoodies.
>>150587533I assumed the globules are literally their brains at this point.
>>150588268either way it's no wonder one of them was enough to have the nutritious value to feed a bunch of aliens, I mean it holds fucking everything about the psycho including shit like the data of cybernetic implements to be rebuilt somehow along the organic parts confirmed by the flashgitz amaapparently mixing the two globules would give you a hybrid new psycho based on who the two "doners" are, so gran one from hatemonger and one from captain for example and tada new psycho with a little bit of this and that
>>150583241Eternal glory to the hero of the Space Kingdom who snitched on the heretical violation of the No Girls Allowed decree knowing he would die too.
>>150581518His mom could've been a woman
>>150580481 What I'm still left a bit confused about is why the psycho-warriors in robes were keeping the AI's and it's soul shards under imprisonment if it was neither alien nor hostile towards humans in the first place? Didn't they ever thought about integrating the AI into their arsennal to use as a weapon against aliens? Also, when did those other psycho-warriors who came before the star defenders and died of boredom learned about the green lazer thing? Did they had their own copy of the 'Exotic shields' book or was it a leak that happened internally among the star defenders? If so, how come they arrived before the star defenders? If it's the former, then how come they never crossed paths with the legion there to explain the situation to them or never had their dead bodies found by said legion to maybe rank up security or send a message to other legions to NOT go to their territory? Just some questions I was left with after rewatching.
>>150588851Sorry I don't read imaginator posts
>>150587564Sparkledog doesn't necessarily mean bad. I think a lot of the designs work, especially in retards to the imps. There's nothing really wrong with any of it besides the actual writing and with a few tweaks it could have been something great.
>>150587869I suspect that every single anon in this thread is an ork
>>150588851>Didn't they ever thought about integrating the AI into their arsennal to use as a weapon against aliens? No that'd be STOOPID
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id imagine that the not chaos legions have the psycho helmets turn into actual faces with the original human head becoming withered or some shit like that since it's no longer the main part of the body and just some grotesque mutated organ, like they fuse with and become their armor
>>150584449>we need to see Charlie and Hatemonger interact.same energy as having steven interact with hitler
Did they make a TADC reference? I saw people bringing up GW in the last thread
>>150589109we've talked about this already, anons only just SMELL like orc, that doesn't mean hey actually are one. just like Nubbs isn't (technically) a gretchin...
>>150587121Playing basketball can lengthen your fingers and broaden your hands. Compare the hands of an NBA player to a man their same height.
>>150585154Oh trust me, when the pressure is on they'll cave, when the debt collectors start knocking on their door they'll have no choice. >>150585578Allot of things can happen to break that deal, a hate campaign that brings their controversial past to light, hell a little accident can happen that brings a production to a halt and the deadlines will pile on while they're stuck in recovery somewhere. When that happens netflix will get them for dirt fucking cheap
>>150583216kek
>>150589221My guess for Space King Chaos Legions is that they wear similar psychowarrior helmets but as a 'smile' and they are super tolerant and friendly to peaceful xenos and such
>>150588851>>150588851The beginning of the episode makes it clear that PW aren't rational and let's be real, having a machine that's virtually immortal running around is a bad idea so containing was for the better
>>150589184>Shut up Hilda, go back to running naked through the forest, hippie!
>>150589400Imagine being a kid and this dude is tries to lecture you.
>>150588851>What I'm still left a bit confused about is why the psycho-warriors in robes were keeping the AI's and it's soul shards under imprisonment if it was neither alien nor hostile towards humans in the first place?It's basically a reference to the Dark Angels, they have ridiculous secrets.
How does it have so many views so quickly?
>>150590116Bots
>>150590089how can something as goofy as robes on a massive piece of armor look so cool
>>150586488>flashgitz are hecking transphobic choodshuh?
>>150590127Because the Knights templar and the Teutonic Knights of the middle ages dressed like that. 40k just gave it a sci-fi coat of paint
>>150590176they did?
>>150580481when the parody becomes the real stuff...
Still better than slophammer
>>150581381God, this is why I love Space King.
>>150590176Knights never wore robes on their armor. A tabard isn't a robe and has no hood. Hooded warriors in armor are purely a 40k invention.
>>150583216This is worthy of Space King.
When will they fight el Luz Extinguida?
>>150583216>Holy Balls Batman! look at the size of those melons!
>>150590171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0D1PpgCXs
>>150586485I only just now realized the space king mouth looks like balls, with the nose looking like a tiny dick.
>>150589296THAT’S WHAT AN ORK WOULD SAY!ARMING THE BOMBS RIGHT NOW!
>>150588851Do you honestly think having a complete tabula rasa but nigh invulnerable AI running around, figuring shit out for itself is actually a good idea? You can't exactly hypno-trance that fucker into believing even the peaceful aliens have to be genocidedReal Bryce thought there
>>150590994I don't know if you read it yet, but twitch being proven right was the best ending he could've got
>>150591293not him elaborate please
>>150591304all guardsman party, go read it.
did they ever show chestnut and hatemonger's faces in patreon or something
>>150581451What is men's entertainment exactly? I wouldnt count entertainment that appeals to boys in their 'girls have cooties' phase as men's entertainment.
>>150586096They're citizens of the Space Kingdom.
>>150581577The globules would be ovaries.
>>150586392He seemed partly based on the DAoT ship from Death of Integrity, so he probably fucked off.
Its a fun show, and I find it funny that certain people don't realize that it is poking fun at culture war bullshit.
>>150585916yes, /co/mblr, you're the only one.
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>>150590052The dude wasn't even a tranny. He was just trying to put a bad name for trannies by unironically dressing up like one. Honestly, same mental gymnastics as half of 4chan.
>>150589221My guess is that they start out looking nigh-indistinguishable from loyalist Psycho Warriors, but there's so much friendly fire from their battles that near the end of the episode both sides agree the Space Satanist Psycho Warriors should put devil horns on their helmets from now on.
what is the central command mega robo skull referencing from 40k?
>>150590695>Optimus is briefly temptedNever gets old.
>>150591926The Imperium likes skulls.
>>150591947i know but i also know that they don't have a central AI or a mega servo skull helping them so i was wondering if i was missing something
>>150591926Zordon
>>150592017A lot of stuff in Space King doesn't have an exact parallel with 40k.
>>150591803Poking fun at culture war bullshit is still being a part of culture war bullshit
>>150592034true
>>150581381I think it would be funny if there was more Space King fanart where they destroy web cartoons that damaged the internet.Helluva Boss is the biggest, but not the first or last.(Pointing at Battle for Dream Island, RWBY, Cartoonmania, Chikn Nuggit, etc.)
>>150585688That's what I said, and I explained why that's a problem. It can never stand on its own and will eventually run out of road.
>>150592030heh
>>150581518He didn't save it Now lets go download porn using Hatemongers account
>>150582536>noticer legionkek.
>>150583091>13% chanting
>>150583926Do it, theyre super fucking heavy and comfy.
>>150586806Tom isn't.
>>150582844>>150583216
>>150592484Does anyone fap to this, tho?
>next episode is probably hatemonger focusedit is going to be based
>>150588851perhaps the AI was a neat concept in theory...IN THEORY but as soon as it was put into practice they got hit with many complicated whataboutisms that it was too late to get rid of them except for that one option bryce ruined. It is possible that the green laser thing was not exclusively known in the books since that book was about barriers and the prison cube was known by some and assume green crystals add greenish hue to every beam
>Terry finds the crystal vault>Captain: "Good job, Bryce!">Terry breaks the cube>Captain : "God dammit, Bryce!"
>>150583973NOGIRLSALLOWED
>>150587268too keep it simple, stupid.they are imaginators, they are commissioned to think outside the box to achieve missions so it is no surprise someone must have thought if it's possible to make a woman out of boredom. you can see he had uterus floating in tubes so it is possible that the female PW was a tranny or removed the uterus and turn it into a hermaphrodite to make globules do its work
>>150591803>>150592049Irony can be a permission structure to get into stuff you're not "allowed" to like sincerely.
>>150586668when has he ever proven wrong? if anything aliens have proven to use tactics to manipulate you
>Tell them about Per Capita
>>150591293Twas so greatI also liked when Twitch had a mental breakdown alongside the Space Marines in the shuttle. The Marines were uncomfortable but tried to cheer the guardsmen up with telling them to be as courageous as the other Cadians. The guardsmen then answered they’re not from Cadia. Then the Marines list every famous regiment, which the guards just tell them they’re not from there. The Marines just end up confused as to why random nobodies are there.
>>150583241>instead of snitching and running away before the planet was blown out, he sacrificed to make sure this experiment never see the light of daynow that's true chivalry
>>150592961Considering how psycho warriors dropped everything for this, it's very likely that they probably got to the planet's orbit in a matter of literal minutes.
>>150583973if anything the amazon women would be presented as pacifists dealing everything with logic and compassion while the PW (specially hatemonger) demonstrate how aliens won't respond the same way radicalizing them and be left on their own since NO GIRLS ALLOWED
>>150592065well if you expect to spark a reaction you can aim at their latest wall hitting millenial women's cartoon the knights of gayniverse or whatever is called
>>150591803>>150592049>everything is political unless that politic isn't aligned with mine, then is problematicthe media literates, people
>>150592958the generian 99th are heroes of the imperium goddammit!
>>150592075>"Flashgitz should really focus on what is original about the Space King setting"is what you said which is retarded Also it's not about throwing a middle finger at GW or "saving mens animation" lmao its focused on a niche audience of 40k fans, newgrounds fans, people who like Superjail or Ballmasterz, etc.
>>150580481Why is Fashgitz making children use language like this?
>>150590695I'm so glad they moved away from this gay shit
>>150592961don't forget that one PW that was left to be eaten and burn in lava all for the sake of not taking more his team's time and make sure that female psycho warrior is destroyed for good. It's seen ridiculous once you see why the hurry but they really are capable to make irreversible sacrifices (his globules weren't restored) just for the greater good
>>150581622>seething because flashgitz didn't make space king nazi sympathizers that get ridiculed each episode
>>150593107You've never played Counter-Strike, have you, anon?
>>150593107these zoomers never had a real childhood, it's all tiktoks and brainrots that the single though of a child cussing because they think it's funny is so alien to them
>>150593142If they need their globules to reincarnate, I'd say he was already dead at that point, as he was already nut first in the lava their when they left him. I mean if he lived, realistically what are they gonna do with half a Psycho warrior?
I THINK SPACEKINGS SUCKS
>>150593336it's fine dude
>>150593208>>150593276>Self motivation =/ Doing it at the behest of someone elseEspecially if there was some coercion involved like a paycheck. It's exploitative.
>>150593352sure, when the child is claiming to be a tranny or walk seminaked in pride parades, is liberating but when the child was paid for a gig in some video that niche it is exploitative
>>150593107Never watched stand by me?
>>150593336t. Chaos Psycho Warrior
>>150593426I don't agree with either. I also don't agree that kids should be cursing on their own, but realistically there's very little that can be done about it. I'm just pointing out how this whole situation is messed up when you think about it.
>>150580481Honest question: how 40K is this outside of having copyright friendly Space Marines?
>>150586520just go to kemono party
Holy shit these episodes keep getting better and more structured
>>150593673Not very
would love to see a video game especially with those chuncky machines and gadgets the psychos use, it's perfect
>>150593017>demonstrate how aliens won't respond the same wayThe way things have been portrayed up to this point, it's more likely that it does work, but the Psycho Warriors still hate it because it's the opposite of what Space King would do.
>>150588851The Dark Angels equivalent knew about the place, so the actual answer is it could be just uncommon knowledge or a leak between the two.
>>150590994No ork would say they aren't an ork. Not even the Blood Axes.
>>150583216Female custodes
>>150593673Quite, a lot of elements are clearly inspired, though heavily reworked, and I'd say it sticks quite close to the camp grimdark atmosphere of older editions, though with a lot of juvenility added.Conversely, it's not married to its roots, and has a lot of original (read: ripped off from other sci-fi franchises) ideas.
>>150594147>and has a lot of original (read: ripped off from other sci-fi franchises) ideas.Like?
>>150591610I dont think they have ever shown hatemonger , but for sure they have shown Chestnut , at least part of his face
>>150593040Good suggestion. It might soon become a threat to the internet because of a certain controversial Bluesky post by the creator regarding whether one of the main characters is trans or cis. We ain't letting another new RWBY-level threat damage the web. Praise be to Space King!
The last based animator
>>150593040Tom and Don are Millennials
>>150591926The Adeptus Mechanicus. The high command in 40k usually were Chapter Masters or a Lord Commander like a Primarch, the Adeptus was a seperate faction and usually did their own thing but was still heavily allied with the other marines and the Imperium in general.
>>150594293i know about the tech priests and primarchs anon i was just talking about giant servo skulls
>>150593107>Zoom Vroom never watched the GooniesIt's sad to learn the barren life kids have lived these days
>>150594165Mainly small things. We had a Borg cube just this episode, the melee weapons are more like lightsabres than what's usually seen in 40k (being handles that emit a blade), and also in this episode there was wizard. Not an armoured super-soldier wizard, or elf wizard, or wizard that's at constant risk of blowing up spontaneously, just a regular robes & hat wizard, straight out of D&D.
Funniest scene?
>>150594523>>150583518
>>150580731I neglected to mention as much last thread. We're really leaning into Tankmen territory and I think alot of the younger audience members are too young to even realize that.
>>150594523Terry shooting the guy without saying anything made me lose my shit, the visual comedy with the dented helmet and everything and the comedic timing was remiscient of Metal Gear Awesome 1.
>>150581451Every forest begins with a blade of grass. Depending on how things go Space King could become something grander. Even if it doesnt it could pave the way for something like that to blossom. Never blackpill. We've made it through a decade of misandrist fag propaganda, the sun is just about to rise.
>>150581622We're still only 3 episodes in. Who's to say the Flashgitz crew wont consider a more moody and serious spin off/direction in future?
>>150581622When did they make fun of Gooseworx?
>>150594647"moody and serious" space king would just be WH40K. i like the 00s millennial comedy tone
>>150593859Can he get rights to it?
>>150594647So corvus corax psycho warriors?
>>150594168His face, No. His "Sacred Membrum" and globules (pic) were shown in the NSFW/Patreon version of episode one.
>>150588346kek
>>150582534this
>>150594706Potentially>>150594698That's the point. We've lived through an era where all these legacy franchises have been vandalized by double agent heretics. We should seek to build spiritual successors in their honor. Monuments to their lost glory in an effort to keep that torch lit for future generations.
>>150582520Who are these, and why do I see so much shipping art about them?
Education is a human right
Do Star Defenders ever mature or are they permanently child brained?
>>150583216Literally femseid
>>150589267The imp you see posted here and there is a HH reference, but it also has Pomni's hat/hair, so it's a sorta double-jab>>150594647Maybe with a different series entirely. Definitely not with Space King though, it wouldn't fit the setting at all. And personally, I find it irritating how so many comedies shift the tone over time because they "want to be taken seriously now", and lose what made it fun in the first place.
>>150595029Psycho Warriors are literally children in adult bodies.
>>150594725>Face never seen>The expression of his armor changes>His dick is all fucked Suffer not the Mutant.
>>150594818>We've lived through an era where all these legacy franchises have been vandalized by double agent heretics. We should seek to build spiritual successors in their honor.lmao no WH40K has literally always been retarded, space king doesn't even scratch the surface of how stupid it really is.men don't want more melodramatic loreslop they just want cartoons to be funny again
>>150594523>aw shit, they got hatemonger
>>150595119So permanently child brained?
>>150582844I love how this guy is basically just Fabius Bile.
>>150595199This is what hate monger really looks like
>>15059310711 year olds are watching Hazbin Hotel. This generation is alreday cooked when it comes to innocence
>>150595264Didnt Fabius himself try to make Female Space Marines to?
>>150595414Supposedly he did in a book
>>150594523The snitch alert.
>>150595414No he made "New Men" which were male and female and he also made male and female Gland Hounds. Porter, his female bodyguard, is superior to any Space Marine and actually defeats Alpha Primus.
>>150594818Why not make spiritual successors to the dozens of fictional settings warhammer ripped off and have since fallen into obscurity instead of corposlop even the fans hate?
>>150593673Alright, guy who's played since late 3rd edition here. The shows are pretty accurate if you get the injokes, but let me break it down as well as I can. The first episode takes the notion that Space Marines can only be created from young boys to the extreme. In 40k, they're rarely just snatched up in kidnappings, the worlds recruited from almost always have a strong cultural or historical connection with the Chapters in question. In some cases it's considered an extreme honor, in other cases, it's them being ascended to their notion of heaven. Doing what they do in the shows wouldn't make any sense since you wouldn't be able to vet the worthiness of a candidate. That brings me onto the 'globules'. This is referencing the 'progenoids'. Artificial organs used to create Space Marines. They're grown inside of a Space Marine and harvested regularly or upon death. The process for implanting them takes almost a decade to complete, and death isn't uncommon. It is correct that the medics of the unit collect them. The funny thing is they use the Imperial Guard term 'Medicae' when the Space Marine version is 'Apothecary'. Hatemonger is a good example of a Chaplain, and Games Workshop's tapdancing around their setting. He uses a power maul which wouldn't be out of place in, say, a Dark Angels unit, and he practices the hypocritical notion of being a bringer of hate while still promoting tolerance. Consider the fact that there used to be 'Nazi' Orks (2nd Edition Ork Stormboyz looking like the SS, complete with stahlhelms not found elsewhere in the range). Tabletop gaming has always had a...fun...relationship with those sorts of things, and 40k especially. The 2nd episode is a pretty big dig against the Blood Angels and their propensity to make things blood-themed to an almost comical extent. Note that the 'Exsanguinators' is an actual canon Chapter in 40k. It touches on the notion that the path to heresy is oftentimes paved with good intentions.
How long did it take everyone here to learn the reason Chestnut got his name was because he stores his teammate's nuts on his chest. Because it took me way longer than it should've.>>150596145Space King has the 'Coagulators', not the 'Exsanguinators'
>>150595484>Porter, his female bodyguard, is superior to any Space Marine and actually defeats Alpha Primus.Bitch can kaioken on demand.https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Porter
>>150596342The character they interact with is named the 'Exsanguinator', I wasn't referring to their Chapter's name which is, correct, the Coagulators.
>>150580481Space King is a shitty faggot manchild and they made it clear in their final message of episode 1 when they cried for hazbin hotel and pomni
>>150586520
>>150596610Calling others autistic as you call yourself autistic is not crying anon, you butterfly
>>150596625 Did anyone else realize his friend would have work if someone just took the artillery piece back an amount and it would have actually hit the wizard?
>>150591747ovules
>>150596423Kaio-what?
>>150596783Also, human bodies are heavy. Why did one rock the size of a bowling ball topple the tower but not hundreds of people?Still a good comedy bit tho.
>>150596862I was under the impression the rock directly hit the wizard.
>>150596862Something something rocks erode over time something something 10,000 years ago rock big
>>150589266who's hitler in this interaction?
>>150596862I just watched that part again and I think bonking him on the head making him dead on conscience just made the magic of the power stopped working with was the only thing keeping that long hard thing up. Destroyed it,I feel like I just made a dick joke.
Do you think we'll get traitor psycho warriors? Also what do you think the space king game will be like?
>>150596999Do those motherfuckers get green lasers by default?
>>150597052No, not even heretice have access to green lasers
>>150581622Based, Gooseworx sucks
>>150595245Even if they could, they go through bodies too fast to every grow up.
I think the Chaos equivalent of Space King are going to be the edgy try hard kids. The kind that model themselves after Kingdom Hearts and Sonic the Hedgehog for what makes for a good villain/anti-hero. They always end up self-sabotaging by picking the most edgy and retarded option available.
You can tell animation is in a rough spot right now when people are unironically praising this trash
>>150593093There's plenty original about Space King born from Warhammer influences, just as there's plenty original about Warhammer born from Dune and Lovecraft influences. That's how inspiration works.Space King as a story has two options. It can focus on the story of a group of manchildren space marines and their misadventures, growing increasingly separated from its Warhammer roots as new plot elements are introduced and expanded on, or alternatively it can run around in circles as a 'Warhammer parody' and eventually die because the well is dried up and interest wanes. Build itself up to stand on its own, or stay chained to GW.
>>150597535
>>150597511Genesis Valentine, Space King's first and most beloved son... Turned traitor all for a taste of that sweet furry pussy.
>>150597581He'd def be a horrific fusion of Horus, Sangunius, and Fulgrim.
>>150597535Animation is in decline, yes. But do you know why?
>>150597742Is the answer jews?
>>150581297None of them can be women, they are testicles attached to host bodies, all of the have "died" at least once and taked over a new body.
>>150597755Jews and trannies
>>150596817Ovules are the eggs, ovaries is what creates the ovules.
>>150597755Well said, hatemace. The answer is indeed execs and showrunners.They made cartoons unfun to watch. They stopped selling merch and they stopped making characters that would make people want to have toys of them. Instead they outsourced their animation to sweatshops that produced very poor results, they substituted action and fun for "storytelling" (not actual storytelling), and they made the settings and characters unappealing. The blame lies squarely on the shoulders of execs and showrunners. Who are jewish btw.
>>150595561I'm not even sure where to begin with this comment. Did I at any point suggest nothing but 40K should receive a love letter or pastiche? Are you arguing that 40K itself is so fargone it no longer merits being pastiched? I sincerely do not understand what you're getting at.
>>150595101>Definitely not with Space King thoughYeah. My ultimate point here is we have to start somewhere. Space King can be that somewhere.>>150595208Are you implying producing something of quality equates to producing melodramatic loreslop? I'm fine with Space King being what it is, but I'm certain there are audience members hungry for something more. We can have comedy cartoons, we can have comedy cartoons for the bros, but I'd like to see something other than comedy cartoons for once. We got nothing but comedy sitcom shit for the last 15 years. I'd like to see GOOD modern action cartoons for fucking once.
>>150597986pfffbbbpttt
>>150581475>Squad Broken.Don't say that name...
>>150597986No Lube
>>150583216
how about a drawing? only one, send me your request
>>150598600Can we get more of hatemonger and salle mae?
>>150594725i feel like hatemonger is like watchmen's rorschach, is not who he is but what he is and the moment his face is revealed it loses all mystery and charm
>>150598600Chestnut sucking the soul out of Hatemonger's asshole
>>150594647it isn't flashgitz trademark if they do. im sure if someone else invites them for a more moody and serious w40k project they'd be down to but space king is so far their own take on w40k adding their own touch which is not bad, out of all parodies this is a rare instance that it's not made as in le ironic meta joking and somehow aligns with the lore.Be glad that space king is not going to make people have awful headcanon interpretations of w40k like what happened to Dragon Ball Z thanks to TFS or YGO with LittleKuriboh
>>150598600Hatemonger beating the shit out of this fruity faggot
>>150595029unless they remain alive for years without changing bodies it is possible they will mentally mature. i believe the one who made the first female psycho warrior claims to have working on it for 70 years meaning he hasn't died once and his mind was already developed and crazed by sex drive
>>150595414cloth over armor will never be uncool just like how anime robots tend to carry cloth over them
>>150597986when are we getting lesson 102?
how fucked up hatemonger's cock looks like?
>>150598813
>>150595381Fuck that's hot I need to get my teaching certificate already
>>150598600Draw a Chaos Psycho Warrior wearing an Organization XIII robe.
>>150581103Creators said that they can copy/clone globules of psycho warriors should one of the globules be destroyed. I think it was implied that if that happens enough, mutations develop.
>ep 3>the AI detects lava>chestnut figures is bryce>the AI brings out statistics>they figure out it's hatemongerit's the little details
>>150598926Donate to their Patreon and see for yourself.
>>150592065You forgot Homestuck.Speaking of homostuck,>Homestuck pilot released the same day as Space King Episode 3>Homstuck pilot sitting at 1.2 million views.>Space King Ep.3 sitting at 1.7 million views.Praise be to Space King!
>>150581577It's the breasts.
>>150584327>>150584348>>150584375>>150584393Fucking based anon.
>>150598600More impni.
>>150583216smash.
>>150583216>>150583241So if the globules are in the chest, does that mean their increased size is due to them working overtime to compensate for the psychowarrior being a 'woman'?
>>150590124Stay mad Vivzie.
>>150582844>>150583216do trannies or femboys count as "women"? they are biologically male.are they technically allowed to be psychowarriors?
it just hit me High Command is sort of their surrogate mother
>>150599528Well we haven’t seen an adult or even teenager be turned into a psycho warrior.
>>150599528trannies don't, and femboys will turn into a normal psychowarriors
>>150580481I loked that even after terry became retarded they still wanted him on the team over bryce.
>>150588851If its a parody of 40k its keeping the concept that the empire is ancient, declining, and horribly disorganized. They simply were never told that was a secret AI robot prison run by that order. The dead PW could have simply been tasked to kill the robots and as we established that the y never will give up trying to kill something and will die if they go so long without any success.
>>150582838They aren't. They are futa :)
>>150598608Hatemonger is my favorite character
>>150597565There is nothing original, whatever you think is original is either a reference or joke you don't get. This isn't shit like using the concept of eldritch gods or God Emperors and changing them up a bit (Leto II is a VERY different character than Big E), every aspect of Space King is a 40k parody.Going on a quest for green space lasers is a goofy manchild misadventure, and also a joke about how people do kinda childishly care a lot about colors in the hobby it's why there's a gazillion different chapters with different heraldry and trims for each company. The well is nearly 40 years old and not going anywhere, they have plenty of material, they're fine.
>>150599551And Space King is their absent father.
>>150600024>Leto II is a VERY different character than Big EBut is Grand Master Torquemada a very different character than the Emprah?
>>150599528They would call them sissies, in a b-negative way to be exact.
>>150600090Yes. Torquemada's downfall is due to small-scale obsessions, the Emperor's downfall is due to large-scale obsessions.
all the no girl talk was funny until I realized>everyone here is 20-30+>the people who make this show are like, 40>all of which acting like childrenisnt this just a furry complex, like age play or something
>>150600374I think you're projecting
>>150600374Gay
>>150600374Men have been joking about we can't live with women but we can't leave without them for as long as men have existed, dumb bitch.
>>150600398I dont think you know what that word means
>>150600411Men have been joking about we can't live with womenJoking?
>>150586485Imagine you get a girl pregnant because your space king condom is shit quality
>>150600413I think you're a degenerate projecting your sexual fetishes onto a cartoon
>>150586485The funniest joke about this is thinking space king or 40kfags would have sex
>>150600374they're fags anonthey have not been covert about that for some time nowthey're all fagsMeatcanyon, Tom, and DonI'm surprised you cannot fucking catch thatyou have to be baby brain to not see that
>>150582993I love how instead of killing them they're just bullying them.
>>150583216>Im suppose to believe this is a bad thingSo, are they gay?
>>150600689no, they just hate aliens
>>150600053no wonder they are the way they arehmmm, curious...
>>150597565If you only look at the less direct influences then it can look more original than it actually is but there are so many things traced from 2000ad and First Comics like:The entire drop pod design from Rogue TrooperThe Judges from Judge DreddThe Cabal and Terminators from Nemesis the WarlockThe entire design of Joe Pineapples from Nemesis/ABC Warriors for the Vindicare assassin Blackblood/The Commissars The Norts from Rogue Trooper as the Death Korps of Krieg and various other gas masked soldiersKing-God Huon's life support globe from History of the RunestaffThe entire character of Malus Darkblade is a ripoff of ElricThe Chaos symbol from Elric Airoch/KhroneCynosure/CommorraghIsstvan 5/Heterodyne station = both references to Phil Folgio's comicsFlying Cherubs from NikopolThe entire Red Brotherhood from Loane SloaneThere's plenty of other stuff too like the Emperor's human design and backstory as an immortal being a ripoff of Tarzan. What's worse is since GW gives no credit to the stuff it rips off normies think GW invents it on their own. I saw a video review of Philippe Druillet's game adaption of "The Ring" and he thought the background art "looked like a space marine's face" because he'd never seen his art before.
>>150580481Hatemonger trying to “um, actually” to the AI at the end was funnier than was probably intended.
So.Are the Psycho Warriors, evil
>>150600814It's all a matter of perspective
>>150600830perspectives>Youre a peaceful Alien Race, which is all we have seen so far>Probably a billion years ago, some guy visited your world and left his condom (maybe, could just be a condom)>out of nowhere, a bunch of raving lunatics invade your planet and genocide you for one artifact, no negotiation or prior warningor>these aliens have dads used condom, we should murder rape them all
>>150600814Well history is written by the victors. Ao as long as they keep winning they will be remembered as being "right"
>>150594833Artist ocs they like to draw a lot
>>150600374Thats the joke. They're all literal manchildren. How could you possibly miss that? FFS did you miss the part where they had to call their "mom" to pick them up?
>>150600912Yeah, the people in the show are characters.Whats the excuse for the real people acting like, them and emulating it unironically?
>>150592065I'd like this to be referenced
>>150600938>Whats the excuse for the real people acting like, them and emulating it unironically?Autism
>>150587869I love this series. Has there been any installments recently? I think I archive binged it just last year.
>>150600938Autism and stunted growth, or did we already forgot the Pickle Rick bullshit?
>>150600374I don't see any issue with any of that shit, so long as people can pack it away when it's time to go back to work or interact with other adults. It's not much at all to ask for a few funny cartoons where you just have vulgar childish humor.If people are so mentally stunted that they can't separate a satirical fantasy portrayed in a cartoon from their real life, that isn't the cartoon's problem, it's because somebody's parents raised them wrong. I'm old enough now myself to have been through this shit cycle like three times now, >Cartoons will make the kids worship satan! (I was a shitty parent, my kids hate me)>Cartoons and videogames will make the kids criminals! (I was a shitty parent, I failed to teach my kids morality)>Cartoons will make the kids rapists! (I hate my father and project that onto all men, including my own male relatives, children and peers!)Retard parents raise their kids wrong and then blame (insert current mildly edgy comedy/cartoon/game/fad here) instead of taking responsibility for themselves being a dumb loser who failed at something as basic and instinctual as raising a child.
>>150600991That guy did it intentionally as a bit. Like a comedian doing something he thought was funny but in a real world situation with no one in on the joke except the camera man.
>>150595358I skimmed this comic once, and now I can't stop seeing it. How the hell do you get invested in something that won't be finished until you're dead?
>>150600912Say Anon... You dont happen to also post on another funny website as well?
>>150597986I can hear this in his voice XD
>>150601102>haha, they think I'm retarded but they don't know I'm only pretendingyeahsure mate
>>150600374That's the joke. Sometimes joke aren't tied to a fetish.
>>150600906So like, they are not based on anything? Just OC that got popular?
>>150594833Always thought they were just a random Black Templar and SOB, both religious fanatics so they are shipped i guess
>>150601828They seem to be based on a Sister of battle and a Black Templar.Other than that I never cared enough to look into them other than liking the silly shit some people do with those 2 factions of very Emperorpilled individuals.https://youtu.be/yX7-FgakFSo?si=Gb3olJVzy6Uhq9VJI think the OC names are Dorotero and Milcah if that helps but fuck if I know.
>>150600938No one is excusing it. Are you just looking for a reason to get mad at this show? Are you an HHfag or something?
>>150600374>DURR I'M LE SMART AND MATURE DURR LOOK AT ME
>>150591863Nah he was trying to get fired to he could sue the canadian school he worked at.
>>150602042>t. Actual Adult talking like this
>>150600374Aren't Tom and Don married to women?
>>150600814see>>150600940 and come to your own conclusion
>>150582331They literally advertise it as entertainment for mentally ill teenage boys and 30 year old men. In think they're pretty self aware of what they're making and who it's for
>>150602101No, they’re married to the game which you just lost
>>150602059>DURR
>>150600814Yes
>>150587123Its also just a matter of inflation and general economics, they're producing small batches of high quality goods independently, while the value of the USD and Euro dropped significantly during the coof and just generally from annual inflation. Everything is expensive because wages have been more or less stagnant since the 60s and we got hit by several major economic upsets since then. That's what really sucks since it isn't easy to fix like just getting rid of tariffs
What's funny is that this is a crude cartoon that is a very thinly veiled 40k parody, but I can't help but to like the characters and their own mini arcs.Captain learning to not just genobomb everything and actually lead.Chestnut learning how to grow a pair and show his worth.Bryce learning to keep it simple stupid.The only one that should not have any arc is Hatemonger.
>>150601102Do people actually think that was real? It was so obviously a bit.
>>150602547The only acceptable Hatemonger arc is when he learns to be more hateful.
So, we can all agree that the firearm is what will defeat the AI, right? Assuming we ever see it again.
>>150601878Is this heresy?
>>150602766no just dumb shit made by newcomers, then again old shit were also sometimes like that >>150602714it could be or it could be a twist
>>150602766it's mostly forbidden unrequited love from a sister behaving like a chapter serf
>>150602788why would this kind of shit get fanart in a grimdark setting?
>>150602810It's cute and can lead to porn
>>150602821but it's not grimdark :(
>>150602828the sex is grimdark
>>150601206eh, the comic's strength is in the character's interactions and random tidbits of world building.i don't expect it to be finished anyway, that's a fools errand with webcomics
I like the opening they made for this episode.
Considering that all the children that the psycho warriors abduct are as good as dead (girls are thrown into volcanos, and the mind of the boys is erased once the globule takes over their bodies), the space empire must be suffering from negative population growth.
>>150600983it finished a couple months ago