Terrible
>Marten alone with a genius loli amputeeuh oh...
>>150581092If this doesn't smash cut to them waking up in bed together the next morning, I'm done with this comic for good
>>150581092HAMMER HER MARTENPIN HER HIPS TO THE COUCH WITH YOUR FURIOUS SMASHING
>>150581239Even if it's a fake out and they just passed out in the same bed, it'll give us SOMETHING for the next few weeks to fantasize and create smut about.
>>150581092Jeph. Jeph.Please.We need this. We need it so badly.
THIS IS WHERE MARTEN GETS RAPED
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>>150581176>amputeeWhen was the last time we saw her bare shoulders? Does Jeph even remember her robo arms? He used to forget about Clinton's hand all the time and, I think, ultimately decided he had a flesh colored glove on sometimes
>>150582299>>150582933PIK ZUIGEN RAZERNIJ!
>>150581092WHEN ARE THEY GONNA FUCK?!
>>150581239You know that's not going to happen, and you know you'll be here the next day regardless.
Nothing is gonna happen.
Guys, guys. Everything in this strip happens in five day arcs so that Friday's strip can be a cliffhanger. We're not going to get drunken makeouts on a Tuesday.Mon: Marten enters apartment (You are here)Tue: Marten starts drinking, surface level jokesWed: Marten asks why Dr. Loli's drinking, she opens up about regretting her last few years, feeling lonely, and how she has no friends other than Marten. Marten gets a second drink. Thu: Marten tries to console Dr. Loli and she doubles down on how she wants to be close to him and he spends more time with her than anyone else. Fri: Awkward drunken kiss, Dr. Loli passes out and headbutts him in the balls like Faye did.
>>150583726A sloppy drunken kiss (Dr. Loli's first) is acceptable. It's one step closer to the orgy anyway.
>>150583483
>>150583794please let this happen
I miss drunken jeff
>>150583794>>150584325I can see it now.Marten enters their apartment holding his testicles, muttering about how Liz did a number on him. Claire is awake and angry. Zlata mentions how he rushed off to see her drunk and forbade her from telling Claire. Marten attempts to explain how nothing happened. Dr. Loli has snuck back to the apartment with Marten and says a makeout happened. Everything goes to hell.Jeph. Please. I will personally venmo you at least 20 us dollars.
You know
>>150584558
>>150581239Hopefully with some watermelons
>>150584584>>150584590I'm starting to believe that all this smut edits are counterproductive because they give Jeph an excuse to not do smut himself. he just need minimal bait and anons will finish the job for free.
FUCK THE DUTCH GREMLINDO IT
>>150583726>Liz teases Marten and asks if hand stuff is cheating>”of course it is.”>”what if the hand isn’t attached?” She says as she pops off one of her arms>Marten gives her a puzzled look>cut to next morning>”You didn’t tell me you could still feel and move them while detached.”
where the FUCK is the slime girl
>>150586499she merged with Liz and took control of her body so that she finally sleeps with Marten AND Moray at the same time
>>150581092It's never gonna happen but god I wish it would
>>150581092I wanna taste her fairy piss
>>150585770Why would he need an excuse? He never did, never will. Why the fuck would he?
>>150581092Welp, Claire is getting cheated on.
>>150587640because nobody reads this comic except for the smut bait.
>>150581092Buy an ad.
>>150583483That’s for sure
>>150581092Why does Dr. Loli look like a boy now?
>>150581092
>>150581092sex when?
>>150590667See >>150590666
>>150590631because she knows Marten is into boys.
>>150586509>mergedNo, no, no. After forcing herself inside all of Liz's orifices she has hijacked Liz's body, but soon Liz will use her prosthetic links to figure out how to control Moray's nanogoo. This will result in a constant struggle between Moray bodyjacking Liz and Liz using Moray as a slimesuit. And then they kiss.
>>150581092consistently the 3rd or 4th best thread on /co/. tragic really
>>150590631Character progress haircut.
>>150581092How the hell are you people still going with reading this? It's been shit for a decade solid now. Longer, maybe, I can't remember.
>>150592933We're not here because we LIKE the comic, anon.
>>150592933this place has been shit for a decade solid and I've got a dozen threads open
>>150590631she tried to cut her own hair
>>150581239>>150584652>they wake up the next morning covered in lube and surrounded by all kinds of sex toys, fruit and other weird implements>turns out they were both so hammered they managed to fuck literally everything but each other That's a fakeout I can respect.
>>150594063This is just Sven and May, which was aborted too soon Heph you HACK.
>>150594086>Sven visits Cubetown because he was hired to help write a jingle for an ad campaign>manages to fuck Liz and Moray
>>150592933see>>150584584
>>150587805Claire was a lot cuter back when every character didn't look the same.
>>150595306I'd have no issue taking old Claire upstairs and giving her what current Claire gives Marten
>>150595306You know, we know Claire's trans, but never which direction. What if she's been FTM the whole time?
>>150597667Then why use a female name and female pronouns?
>>150597725Because gender and sexuality are complex things where everyone's identity exists on a spectrum, and that spectrum has multiple axes among the sociological, biological, and emotional gradients. I do not thing Jeph has the grace, dignity, (nor quite frankly the exposure to actual LGBT people) to actually handle someone who considers themselves trans but presents as cisgender due to whatever circumstance/choice leads to such things, but it's something to ponder while we wait to see whether Dr. Loli is getting double-fisted so deeply by her own arms she looks like a twin popsicle.
>>150581092>Sex with Dr Loli happens>Dr Loli has a bigger dick than ClaireWhat do /co/?
>>150597725And why dress femininely, and why use a female avatar when she Vtubed with her mom, and why would Clinton refer to her as his sister multiple times... the idea of Claire being FTM makes no sense.
>>150597873Sometimes getting out of a rut means breaking an axle, but you're at least out of the rut
>>150597873Only one thing to do, visit Halifax.
>>150597725>>150597901Because everyone refuses to validate >his autoandrophilia.
>>150598961>Marten will be more fun to hang with when he is drunkFamous last words from once virgin loli.
>>150598961ANOTHER alcoholism arc, Jeph? This one better lead to sex.
>>150598961I can't wait for this late-20s guy to get drunk with a 19 year old who's coded as his daughter
>>150597797I really hated your post. The twins are presented as identical and there is no reason to assume that means anything other than they were both born male and one transitioned. Also, you don't transition and then decide to use the incorrect pronouns, and dress, and pick the wrong gender for virtual avatars. That is just being cis gendered and wanting to feel special. If she was born female and wanted to transition to make, why the fuck would she prefer to be called she? And wear skirts?Then you put the image of a Loli double fisted with her own arms in my head and won me back. Acceptable post 7/10
>>150599046>She rapes him when hes drunk and passed out like Lot
>>150598961If this doesn't smash cut to them waking up in bed together the next morning, I'm done with this comic for good
>>150599168>someone born female, transitions to male, then chooses to use all female pronouns and present as femaleSomewhere, this is someone's fetish
>>150599243trust the process
>>150599168>twins are presented as identicalClaire is several years older than Clinton.
>>150599407Wait did hef forget that or am I dreaming? I could swear there was this whole awkward moment when they were introduced and people asked if they were related, then stated they were twins, claire was the older of the two but only in the way a twin born first is.
>getting wasted with a drunk dutch goblin only wearing spats and a big sweaterIts go time.
>>150599502Clinton is still in school.
>>150599538do you think Dr. Loli even owns a bra?
>>150598961Just fuck her!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>150598961This is already enough to get a man in trouble. This is the kind of thing you'd do if you are DTF but need a believable sequence of events to happen that make it seem like it wasn't really your decision. "One thing led to another", as they say.
>>150599502You've got it backwards, people asked if they were twins only for Clinton and Claire to aggressively refute it.>>150599583Of course, how else does she keep the breasts forms in place when she's standing in front of the mirror and pretending she's Evan?
>>150581092It's been ten years since the tranny flashed his dick. How had the art gotten worse?
>>150599702Hacks doesn't get paid for quality.
MARTINMARTIN DRUNKENLY SQUEEZING DRLOLIS BIG CHUNKY NIPPLES ON HER DRUNKEN FLAT CHEST
>>150599538I just realized her outfit is just spats + oversized sweaterIt's go time Marten don't fuck this up
>>150599583Sports bra?
>>150600005Hm, fair point
>>150600060That said, I doubt she's wearing a bra at night, in her own apartment, in a big sweaterThose itty bitties are just waiting to be revealed
>>150600073I could see a world in which her nipples are too sensitive to go braless depending on the shirt
>>150600216Liz is totally the kind of person who'd go braless just for the nipple stimulation.
>>150600216I'm hearing the possibility of bandaid bra
>>150600005Liz would be so easy. Unfortunately for her, everyone is gay.
>>150599243We'll see you tomorrow
>>150600216If you own a Delicious Flat Chest you at least should get mega-sensitive nips to compensate.Either that or she's gotten some new bolt-on X-cup titties she was waiting to put on when Marten got there.
>>150600237I've only met one girl who can cum from just her nipples but now that fetish has ruined me
>>150600314I'm a man and I can get like 90% of the way there, it's pretty great
>>150600389that's horseshit, I've got three of them and none of 'em do squat for me
>>150599661Why would this get you “in trouble?” It’s two friends having a drink lol
>>150600404The implication of a man in a relationship drinking alone with a woman is that at best, he's thinking of cheating or having an emotional affair. It's less borderline and more of a border crossing.
>>150600426Who are you getting in trouble with? You’re someone having a drink with a friend, and you can just explain the situation. Are we expecting the woman to lie in this situation or something?
>>150600404>It’s two friends having a drink lol"And then one thing led to another..."
>>150600469Reverse the example. A woman in a relationship goes off in the middle of the night to drink alone with a male friend in his apartment. Assuming you aren't a woman justifying doing just that.
>>150600508To make sure a significantly younger male doesn't accidentally Bon Scott himself, you mean.
>>150600508> Reverse the exampleOk>A woman with a history of having male friends abuse alcohol to suicidal results goes over to her friend’s place to make sure he doesn’t die. She makes sure to inform her long term male partner about this first”>>150600477Bitch you’re describing two different things
>>150587805I still don't fully get how the comic could have taken such a deep decline in artstyle.
Catbox?
>>150600572>>150600624You know what, I'll grant that Marten's intentions are honorable, I'll even grant that Loli PhD probably didn't have ntr on her mind and is just indulging her feel good chemicals. But between the liquor and the fact she's lonely and touched starved, I think she's going to try and make a spur of the moment move on an inebriated Marten.
>>150600652Strategic decision. Jeph has essentially no backlog, as he values the ability to pivot stories rapidly and respond to audience feedback over work/life balance or stability. This means he needs to be able to shit out a comic in a few hours, and the art regressed to a level he could output consistently.
>>150598961the dry end to this is Claire is gonna be A ok with Marten/loli doctor, and we end up with a polycule, completing the Relationship Infinity Gauntlet Geoff has been building for 20 years and allowing him to finally ascend to lichdom
>>150600857>Go ahead and use her cunt whenever, it's not like I have oneI can see it
>>150600699>This means he needs to be able to shit out a comic in a few hours, and the art regressed to a level he could output consistently.At one point he consistently livestreamed his drawing (funny that never came back as a Patreon perk). It rarely took over 2 hours.
>>150600898decided on a whim to reread some older stuff, literally page 18 marten mentioned "no butt stuff" so like, when did bro walk that back I wonder
>>150598961She should peg him with an arm attachment.
>>150600970He means pitching, not catching. "No poo-poo on the pee-pee". As someoen who has had shit on their dick after anal, I get it
>>150600994Use a condom. Or just do it in the shower for immediate cleanup.
>>150601099Literally no shit sherlock, but I was dumb and we didn't have condoms around because she was on birth control.
>>150599243It won't and you'll come right back anyway
>>150600005https://files.catbox.moe/ozbxs0.png
>>150601273In their idealized future topless women should be totally normal and not offensive or sexual.
>>150601273It's somewhat disheartening how little has to change to make QC interesting
>>150595306Holy shit you're right, this looks awful in comparison
>>150600005Seeing as how Clinton is a gay twink now, what's the over/under of Marten stumbling into a brother-sister threesome?
>>150599272It's all just a fetish, but a fetish should be less fucking convoluted than that.
>>150600469Men and women can't be friendsIt was a pass in other circumstances because both sides were already committed to a relationship but dr. loli is free and marten has barely interacted with his (((girl)))friend for a while now.
