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>>150599673
>>150600081>>150600092Same brain.
Your new favorite character!
>>150600081Still need to watch that one.
Satan
>>150600388I like how in the Bible at first there is a snake, but then some time later there is Satan. But how originally it was just a fucking snake, people jut prefer to forget. It was a story about how the snake lost its legs.
>>150600276You’re not missing out on much
>>150600409It's fine, I can watch 10 minutes and decide for myself whether to keep watching.
>>150600270Unironically only reason I'm curious to check Zootopia 2
>>150600527To see how the fuck they pull snakes off?
Where are the obese snakes?
>>150600742In North America, which is probably where you are posting from.
>>150600556Yeah plus my one complaint with Zootopia was the absence of reptiles
Are there Loony Tunes snakes? I don't remember any.
>>150600772Why am I not seeing any in this thread?
>>150600924Point is, you are probably an USian or Canadian.
SEKS WITH SNEKS
>>150600475>Go to Hell! >WHERE DO YOU THINK I COW FROMKino
Half snake at least.
>>150601233>cow…
Pleeease, go to sleeeep... It's late.
>>150601374He's a snack with a machine gum for a tail and that's pretty cool.
>>150601821>snack
>>150599673what is this from? it's cute>>150600081>>150600092what is this from? it's cute
>>150599673Httyd looks a lot different than I remember...
>>150601880First one is in the file name. Chinese movie called White Snake. She has a human form sadly.Second is Maddie from Back to the Outback.
>>150601880Maddie from Back to the Outback
>>150601942The artists knew exactly what they were doing.
>>150601880>>150602146It's all a fake out unfortunately. There's no actual relationship between her and her keeper. It all goes in the most disappointing and by the numbers way possible
>>150601942They should have made her look less juvenile.
>>150602168Well yeah, but they wanted to animate that short scene with the snake looking seductive. Not for the owner, but for the audience (and themselves).
question: snitties or no snitties?
>>150602202if seductive snake was the goal, they certainly pulled it off
>>150602257snitties can stay or goanatomically correct cloaca is more important
>>150602304Torque my beloved. like the only good character in that entire shitshow.XCOM snitties actually have a logical explanation that makes a surprising amount of sense from an anatomical perspective.ejecting large volumes of venom long distances requires a lot of storage and a lot of musculature, and it's advantageous to not have all of that attached to the head (but still close by), and you'd want it external to the ribs instead of external if you want it to not interfere with breathing.most of the "snitties bad" crowd are just midwits imposing elementary school trivia about reptiles and mammals onto fictional characters, and acting indignant when artists continue to make whatever the fuck they want.
>>150601942this scene becomes funnier if you remember snakes don't have eyelids. imagine if it was animated that way
>>150602304>anatomically correct cloaca is more importantThis
>>150600527>>150600864I'm going to wait for the Golden Book leak before I decide to go see it.
>>150602304>>150602469Okay, explain this to me, cloakafags. In what way does it make imaginary snake woman sex more enjoyable?
>>150602703I think the main benefit would be its location (see pic). It would allow for really creative positioning during snex.Also double clits.
>>150602703i know the artist isn't a basic bitchmore creative positionstwo holes for the price of one
>>150602830>>150602861So, not more enjoyable for me at all, thanks.
>>150602926your loss buddystick to your serpent themed lizardmen
>>150601285That poor guy was under underutilized for most of the series but I get the issue when you have two other underlings that serve the same purpose as him.
>>150602926Different strokes for different folks. I for one would love to write the Kamasnutra based on experiments together with my snek wife.
>>150603408True but at least he has one of the coolest designs that I like along with Tarantulas
>>150603448She was miles and away the best part of the film, the voice actress utterly killed it with being such a charismatic and sexy villain for a snek
Is this a snake or am I making to much of a reach?
>>150599673Based onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEeeClBoqK0
>>150601844Angry vengeance Snek, my beloved
>>150603658Please don’t bring any of that franchise in here. No, it doesn’t count.
>>150600408Satan, Lucifer, and the snake in Eden are not the same individual. They all get conflated in later Christian interpretations of the Bible."The Satan" in particular originally comes from the Book of Job, wherein he is almost implied to be some kind of advisor to God. One of the translations is close to "adversary," but another is "accuser" - in the actual text of Job he acts basically like a prosecutor in God's employ, so the latter is probably the more accurate translation. The only conflict between God and "the Satan" in Job is that "the Satan" doesn't believe in Job's faithfulness as much as God does. Satan isn't even the one who ends up tormenting Job - GOD is.
>>150601844>shows up in first season of sequel series>REVENGE>vanishes until the last season>REVENGE>never seen again
>>150606042they really wasted her IMOalso i can fix her (or she can make me worse)
>>150604127I thought it was
>>150602304I’m surprised that Torque isn’t more popular around these parts considering that she shares a VA with Loona. >>150602429She really was the only fun character in that side game. Shame the franchise was put in ice, ironically because of the /co/ related Marvel flop.
>>150606042>that part where one of the head ninja's in charge helped her escape from their hideout through a secret entrance and said something along the lines of "you might hate us but I don't hate you, I don't want us to be enemies">she looked utterly confused and befuddled by the idea of someone going out of their way to help her>this never goes anywhereI'm pissed.
>>150601861this is an absolutely brilliant character design holy shit
>>150601861>>150608331Imagine both of her snek heads kissing you on two sides of your face at once
>>150608331Two mouths to stuff
>>150608286i hate when something does this - dangle a redemption arc in front of me and then, rather than follow through (whether it succeeds or fails - either can be compelling), simply forget it exists.bit of a coincidence, but there's a small thread up about Joanna the Goanna from Rescuers Down Under who was basically tee'd up for a "rescue her from her abusive owner" story thread that was similarly forgotten. a lot of animated sequels seem to do this to characters.Aspheera and Joanna might just be unfortunate casualties of enough creativity being put into sequels to make compelling character designs, but not enough space left in the script (since some will likely be lost to following characters from the original work) to actually characterize the sequel-introduced characters compellingly.
really wish they'd let her stay a snake and not just turned her into a snake-themed woman.
>>150609145I hate how common this faggy "change unique character into generic woman for broad appeal" shit is.
>>150599673She was a total bitch, same goes for her sister. Fox demon was better
>>150609297she's fucking adorable as a snake. i love character designs that are animals with prosthetics for human-like dexterity
>>150609297>>150609351forgot pic
>>150608286The plot demanded her to become part of Crystalized's forced and useless big bad ensemble, she never had a chance.>>150608683The tragedy is that if Aspheera was introduced in the previous or next show she'd be way more explored, but she had the misfortune of debutting in the Wildbrain series, which is locked to 10 minute episodes and needs to rush a lot of plots, and even worse, being the opening villain of an arc which isnt even about her, it's about how the main characters have gotten weak and lazy. My girl never had a chance.
>>150600742What snakes do you want obese
>>150609145>>150609365Her design is phenomenal. I really wish that she saw more use.
>>150609460I hate that this qt is stuck as a fucking Lego in a kids series. Egyptian snake queen villainess would have been much better in a more mature setting.Also I never fucking understood why they were Legos to begin with. At least with shit like the Lego Movie the characters being Legos made sense. In Ninjago it seems them being Legos is literally just a style choice.
>>150599673nortubel tier snake
>>150609297With Snek Jeka/Sensor is unfortunately an absolutely brilliant design wasted on a reboot version of a pre-existing humanoid character. Instead of her own thing, she's saddled with the baggage of being a rebooted Projectra.Existing Projectra fans did not like the redesign much. People who weren't going in expecting/missing Projectra often liked to outright loved the design.And then they turned her into this hideous thing as a compromise which made EVERYONE unhappy.Should've just been her own character, honestly.
>>150609510He cute.
>>150601942That man wants to fuck that snake.But that's okay.Because that snake is goddamn thirsty for that man.I hope those crazy kids make it work.Snakes are really stretchy, right?
>>150600270>Whenever Snekey is not on screen, the other characters need to be asking, "Where is Snekey?"
I used to think I was immune to fanservice but it turns out I am deeply susceptible to anything with animated snakes (particularly feral ones but anthro naga-esque ones as well). I watched The Bad Guys and its sequel and am thinking of watching Zootopia 2 purely because of snek.
>>150609706They're legos because Ninjago is one big toy ad. And Ninjago can't go mature or else it would be too good. It's 14 years of unfiltered kino held only by it's family demographic.
>>150609708So is this the latest buzzword? The fuck is nortubel?
>>150609510His love for Doom was one of my fave parts of the sequel, not only was it genuinely funny but It was also genuinely solid chemistry.
>>150609460It's really disappointing the way her arc goes. She's not even really cartoon evil (she has genuine grievances), but the show isn't deep enough to explore them and sometimes seems to forget they exist entirely. Especially disappointing because this is absolutely something the first series would have explored. Both Garmadon and Wu abandoned/betrayed her, and after she freed them from being imprisoned for trespassing. I think the series outright forgets Garmadon betrayed her trust first, then Wu gained her trust and then left her to rot in an instant rather than trying to redeem her the way .She spends MILLENNIA trapped alone in a magical prison, and was put there as a CHILD. She is sealed right after Wu visits her literally just to say "yeah i'm not helping you, get fucked." She stews with thoughts over that the whole time (and is implied to have been CONSCIOUS) because that's pretty much where her life experience ends.Her making little origami Serpentine to 'rule' over in the abandoned ruins of the only era she actually knew is played as a joke at her expense. If it were better written, if the show actually cared about Aspheera as a character at all, it might've treated that more like what it actually was: someone with the maturity and life experience of a child, still hopelessly grasping at a dream that died thousands of years ago. She never really got the chance to dream of anything else.She's sealed in a time capsule preventing her from ever learning from her mistakes and growing as a person, and once she's out she's much more broken than she was before.She actually does seem to mellow out, at least to an extent, towards the end......and then any hope of her coming to terms with what she's been through is flushed down the toilet when she's turned into a minion of possibly the most boring antagonist in the entire Ninjago canon, and subsequently imprisoned again.
>>150611566I have no idea what that is but I think it's a /v/ meme
>>150612068Leave the snek alone ):
>>150611632Aspheera is the very definition of wasted potential and it makes me angry that she will never get to have her time in the spot light as a character in a show that isn't written for fucking toddlers.
The greatest Sonic character that originated from the comics
>>150612068I have never known what the context of this is but I want to protect the snake wearing the cool tactical vest.
>>150611715Ah so that's why it seems to be nonsense crap that doesn't really have any meaning or value
>>150609976It's not really an unbroken 14 years, though - the WildBrain era is a bit weaker on the writing side, IMO, and the Season 7/Season 8/movie era was a bit rough in places.
what cartoons (or any media really) have snake PROTAGONISTS? they're virtually always depicted as antagonists or novelty side characters
>>150612764The animated fantasy adventure series that existence exclusively in my head. Its a snake sorceress lady who becomes the advisor and lover to a Sauron rip-off.
>>150612764Back to the outback which is where the lovely blue snake named Maddie is from plus is a decent film. There's Sahara which has a predominantly snake cast in it, Zootopia 2 is gonna have a snake protag so that'll be nice and Viper from the Kung fu panda movies even if she's mostly a supporting character.
>>150612890Bruh don’t make me want more things that don’t exist
>>150612068What will snake girl do?
>>150613390Go home to be comforted and cared for by me.
>>150599673>white snakeThanks China
>>150613556>Dude. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>150613556Did they add the green snake and fucking fanai?
>>150613521Literally the only downside is her hands got turned into snakes. That kind of sucks for her. She can't do a lot of shit she use to.
I long to be enveloped by the coils of a snake lady. To feel her cool scales caress my skin.
>>150613748Why is he mad? He said they were sanctioned
>>150613556I stumbled on a manga where a woman had a relationship with a large snake. I thought it was just some furry bullshit, but knowing it was probably based on an old chinese story makes a little more sense.
>>150613895He was expecting a Felinid, not a Sslyth.
>>150613895He was thinking it was going to only be the Humanoid (boring) aliens like an E*dar
>>150614003>>150613972What a fuckin normie>>150613922Link?
>>150613972to be fair I wouldn't trust a species with heavy ties to the dark eldar either
>>150613748I love Florkofcows’ sheer insanity
>>150600864It's been a long fucking time since the Zoot generals were on /co/, but I remember the general reason being supplied was that the creators wanted the world to be mammalian animals only, so no fish or reptiles.
>>150614086Sslyth are chill. They just want to smoke weed, fill their bellies with diet soda and play Burnout Revenge on the PS2, while also being high on every other drug at once and while getting fucked.
>>150614035I think it was The Great Snake’s Bride. It's not hard to find.
>>150613922>>150614217>male monster/human womanI’m so tired of the Japanese
>>150614344Cope
>>150613620>Handjobs are instead always BJ's
>>150614372YWNBAW
>>150614217>woman kneeling obediently in front of a giant monsterThis looks like porn. Is it porn? Does the snake use his giant twin cocks to fuck some half-human/half-snake babies into the lady?
>>150614344But I’m pretty sure human male/monster girl pairings are way more common?
>>150614662In Japanese media? Not a chanceNot if you discount elves and cat girls
>>150609460>>150612524speaking of wasted potential, she never even hypnotizes anybodywhat a ripoff
>>150614217Thanks for the recommend. It’s cute.
>>150614783>Look into my eyes... You will be my dutiful slave...>Okay>Yeeeessss-wait what? It usually takes longer than that>Listen lady I'm on board, whether you hypnotize me or not
>>150614476Ok I don't recall trying to be one lmao. Why so rustled over monsters making love to human babes?
>>150614711If it weren’t for Japan I wouldn’t even know what a lamia is
>>150614510Not porn, but they do fuck and later have children. one humanoid hybrid and one snake, I believe
>>150614928she's among the variety of ninjago snake person literally called a "hypnobrai" and she doesn't use it oncemaybe they knew it would simply be too hot to air>>150606042>>150609460iirc part of the problem with her weird disappearance was that the original VA retired (and then died like 4 years later, because she was voicing aspheera at like 75)afaik aspheera also never got a normal lego model, the only versions of her were the crystalized one with weird ass ghost legs and the pyro viper version
>>150615385I didn't read the whole thing but some commenter pointed to this chapter.Here's your nsfw warning.xbato.com/title/130880-the-great-snake-s-bride-official/2820541-vol_2-ch_10
>>150613620is that really a downside when she's one of the only mutants capable of turning back into her original form?
>>150615412>she's among the variety of ninjago snake person literally called a "hypnobrai" and she doesn't use it onceit's probable that she could be a different tribe entirely. she's not a general, but has a tail, that's a trait only ever seen with the anacondrai
>>150615487I bet he was fucking Katie Dodd when he could
>>150615412Didnt knew about the VA, thats sad.The snake tribes quirks got ignored after the great devourer ark so it's not an exclusive issue to Aspheera. Hell, theres a snake on the main cast now and he has no snake abilities.>>150612620Hands of Time was a bit of a downgrade from the previous seasons but the Sons of Garmadon trilogy was peak Ninjago, minus March of the Oni. But yeah, the Wildbrain era was pretty disappointing in general, though i believe it had some pretty good but unexplored ideas and the filler episodes were quite funny.
>>150614988No straight male is turned on by nonhuman men, simple asIf you’re gay then be gay properly and at least have human man banging nonhuman guy>>150615022Elf
>>150615638nah she's canonically hypnobrai, it's confirmed in side material. keep in mind she doesn't get much development in the actual show, so it's not mentioned, but everything from her colors to her eyes as a kid pre-sealing is hypnobrai
>>150615594Oh yeah I saw a glimpse of this in some other thread that died before I could come backWho dat?
>>150616440Heka from Mummies Alivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U92L-GncD8
>>150616127>The snake tribes quirks got ignored after the great devourerThis always annoyed me. Gets a little extra ridiculous with a random Hypnobrai in the new series "person-charming" humans... with a flute.
>>150615594I've seen bits of this show, and she steals every scene that she's in. I wish more villainous henchstaff were as funny as she is.
>>150616510That raised many additional questionsBut yeah she's cute
>>150616231>If the straight pairing or straight sex image uses a nonhuman male character being with a human female it's gayYou are really stupid or a mental gymnast expert.
>>150616510that staff fucked him, didn't she
>>150616510Neat. She and Aspheera had the same voice actress.>>150609706I'm not quite sure if they would've gotten away with her design if it wasn't for the lego aesthetic. If you look at the "print" on her chest piece she has a very curvy figure with nice sniddies as well.>>150615412>never got a normal lego modelYeah, pretty mad about that. Might have been the only reason for me to get a ninjago set.
>>150618342she did a fantastic snake lady voice.it honestly makes me wonder if they even originally planned to make Aspheera recurring long-term, given how old the VA was.>>150618419sneople
>this thread
I only have Japanese sneks...
>artist: etheross
>Cute little street rat
>>150619143>local snake god not so smug since getting molested
>YOU AINT GOT THE NERVE
>>150619527>try me
>>150619527I still can't get over the fact that Rango's plan involved using a bunch of people as cannon fodder to make Jack run out of ammo.
>>150620470The climax is a bit half baked.Like, why would Jake be scared of a bird when he's literally carrying a machine gun in his tail?
>>150620470>Jackah yes, Rattlesnack Jack(the actual plan was to fake the hawk's silhouette to drive Jake off, engaging him was the fallback oncenhe noticed the ruse, and basically only because the bats couldn't really flee fast enough to avoid getting shot at)>>150620607that's not a climax thing; he's well established as being absolutely fucking terrified of the hawk the entire movie - the only reason he shows up in Dirt at all is because he hears the hawk is dead.the hawk also has a metal beak, so there might've also been something under those feathers that made Jake's bullets not as much of a threat. there's also just the thematic reference to the real-life fact that red tailed hawks eat rattlesnakes.
>>150620686*Battlesnack Jack
mmmmgh...snakes....
>>150621617>I love the sexy slither of a snake lady>Oh baby
Snakes should not have tits
Snake women should have tits.
Snake women should be pleasantly plump enough to feel like tits all over
Snake women should only be feral and also be stupidly obese
Snake women are fat enough. Time for some slithering on the treadmill.
Snake women should also be stupidly
>>150618711Unlikely, as she was immediately forgotten once her half of the season was over and future seasons(and even episodes) are quite self contained. If Crystalized wasnt a (lame) big damn ending she'd stay stuck to the first season forever.
>>150616231What counts as an elf in your eyes?
>>150601942I like how at 0:33 (when Maddie bares her fangs) there's a second where the guy's expression goes from smiling to fear. Just for a second, but it points out that this isn't a cute and cuddly critter, but a potentially deadly one.
>>150622917is the new stuff even in the same continuity? i haven't followed ninjago in years
>>150619034>the snek's expressionwho's being coronated here, the guy holding the trophy or the snake holding the guy?
>>150623203I always saw it as him thinking for a second "holy shit can this snake actually understand me?"
>>150622081I like this artist
>>150624632they have an extreme fat fetisht, knower
>>150624632I like him too. >>150624754This is true, but he is capable of not forcing it into every piece of art he makes. His fat shit only shows up everyone now and again.
>>150623859Yes, all Ninjago seasons including the ones currently airing take place in the same canon.
>>150625144>including the ones currently airingThat’s pretty dedicated for a toyline. Isn’t one of the voice actors dead?
>>150601233
>>150625550Edge is based and I'm tired of pretending its cringe.
>>150625508>Isn’t one of the voice actors dead?Yes, Kirby Morrow, who was the VA for Cole, one of the main ninjas. He is now voiced by someone else.>That’s pretty dedicated for a toyline.Ninjago has a loyal fanbase and it's easy to make more toys for, since the world has very few limits.
>>150625144i wonder if Aspheera's still kicking - they kinda just forget about the Crystal Council as soon as they get defeated.>>150625915one of the best litmus tests of fandom dedication is wiki depth/quality, and the Ninjago wiki is incredibly deep and detailed.
>>150618342>If you look at the "print" on her chest piece she has a very curvy figure with nice sniddies as well.you weren't kidding
>>150626262Either they're alive somewhere or became ghosts. In any case, it's unlikely for Aspheera to show up, as she's very centered around master Wu and Dragons Rising wrote him out.
>>150626785Some female characters in Ninjago used to have these hourglass figure details. It's amusing.
>>150626922>used to:(
>>150627223Yeah, no female characters in the latest series have those anymore.
>>150624754Fat fetish is based
Sneks are kino
>>150599673Snek
