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>just be the last of your species and the hot girl will be forced to breed with your nerdy ass

What a terrible message
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>>150618543
Actually filtered since the fact they are the last of each other species didn't automatically equal them being in love since literally at first she is more focused on escaping, is pissed he tried to kiss her and they both conflict with their different personalities, goals and upbringing. They gradually fall in love despite their differences because they have genuine conversations, save each other's lives and Blu deciding to move on from Minnesota and his owner to live with her. Though I will take any excuse to talk about this film since I genuinely love it, so thanks anon despite how you are wrong.
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>>150618846
I liked the fag villain bird and his crazy frog gf the sequel gave him
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>>150618909
Nigel genuinely carries that sequel on his back despite how plot irrelevant his subplot is until the end and yeah Gabi is probably the only likable new character in the sequel besides Aunt Mimi. Though the funny thing is the sequel is the only reason I checked the first film this year since watched in cinemas as kid. Was because of that funny fanart trend where Latin American people gave Blu oc wives that are genuinely well drawn and designed which was the funniest part cause they hated how Jewel treated him in the film, like it made me interested to check the films and immediately charmed me from the intro, legit had an Anton Ego flashback moment.
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Based Brazilians giving Blu better wives.
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>>150618543
IF they truly were the last of their species, what would be the hope for their population? Wouldn't their children be forced to breed between themselves?
I'm not well informed so I just genuinely want to know.
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>choles Blu with her foot speaking rapid fire portuguese
Hnng
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Is Blu attractive for his species?
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>>150619749
Legit it's crazy how they were all banger designs, unique bird choices with none being just another blue macaw and all had very distinct personalities that worked well of off Blu in just a few pieces of art.
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>>150619828
The sequel seems to imply he's average by blue macaw standards, however the other blue macaws are also mostly cunts in that film so grain of salt.
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Yknow /co/, I haven't seen any avianfags as of late. I wonder if they moved on.
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>>150619828
Jewel thought so
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>>150619853
Not really been any major animated bird films of note to hyper fixate on recently suppose, there was Migration but that was mediocre with only the duck milf Pam and an entertaining performance from Keegan Michael Key going for it. There was Duck, Duck Goose in 2018 also which was pretty crap with tired cliches, nothing engaging and weird casting with Zendaya as a duck chick plus no bird babes. Most got now is Stella and she's stuck in a deviantart eyesore of a franchise with her design as one of the few decent things to come from it.
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>>150619883
>Stella
I kind of forgot about Angry Birds, wow.
They didn't have to go this hard with the design.
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>>150619904
Oh I meant HB Stella since most of the Angry Birds have good designs despite forgetting series existed till now and I hate 90% of Vizie's character design lol. Still funny coincidence that and yeah that's a pretty solid borb, though I think the films didn't do her look well compared to the other redesigns. Now if talking vidya birds I adore then Wave the Swallow is the gal, perfect design and the bitchy gadgeteer personality is just bueno.
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You can tell the director was a Hue tradCath because of this Adam and Eve shit. In reality, two individuals are not enough to sustain a species, the inbreeding will inevitably cause lethal recessive traits to surface. These birds would be doomed.
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>>150620068
They aren't the only two Blue Macaws In the films but yeah I always got confused by the Noah's ark idea of only need 2 of each animal, though what is the smallest number would you say needed for species sustainability?
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>>150618968
>Sequel reveals main character isn't actually the last of his species even though it was a major emotional theme in the first
Why did Blue Sky do this twice?
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>>150619765
I headcanon that they had frozen sperm which they intended to give to the female offspring.
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>>150620380
That would've made for a more grim Rio 2 plot lol
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>>150620360
I can guess factors that made the decision in Rio 2. One was they needed more focus on Jewel despite her being underutilized in 2 so meeting her father with his flock is what they came up with. Two is maybe as another anon said was the inbreeding implication that they didn't want to leave so show they have some population so no worry. Final factor is maybe they felt sad about the species actual insane low population and wanted to fantasise about more though that may be a more sentimental reading of they just wanted more for narrative and marketing reasons.
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>you now remember that short peroid when everyone rembered Rio 2 was shit, turned Jewel into a bitch, and then everyone proceeded to make OCs so blu would have a better couple
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>>150619883
>there was Migration
Lust mom mentioned
>>150619904
The real Stella next to Balto's. Tumblr owls need not apply
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>>150619883
I liked Angry Birds and there's a third one coming I want to fuck chuck so badly
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>>150618543
I want this!
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>>150618543
How Terrible are the Message?
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>>150618543
I hate how men are expected to humiliate themselves for women.
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>>150618543
Blu deserved better Jules sucks.
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>the blue macaw is now extinct

TOTAL SCARLET MACAW SUPREMACY
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>>150620794
I like to think now and again these are basically Linda's various self inserts created as she researches a new type of bird or locale
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>>150618543

Rio is megasatanic because it teaches incest and children with have sex with their siblings after watching this
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>>150622341
NOT SO FAST, KAIBA
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>>150618543
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>>150622341
Jose Carioca laughs at you
>>150622498
Poor dude is having a crisis
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>>150618543
> inventing messages when there are none
You must have an interesting imagination. :^) You should try writing them all down so that one day neuropthologists and psychiatrists can figure out why you snapped and hurt all those people.
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>>150618543
Oh boy
Nebbish obvious jew york beta
Adventurous obvious jew york adventurous babe

How many fucking times are we going to be forced to watch absolute fucking hacks shit out another retread of Manhattan?
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>>150622498
That poster was having his meds adjusted at the time he posted that. He settled down later and is pretty meloow. He might actually get laid this year.
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>>150622602
Lack of bird waifu would drive anyone insane.
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>>150618543
Terrible is the Message...
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Would you, a nerdy birdy?
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>>150622649
Blu lived in Minnesota
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Why did they make Jewel so hot?
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>>150624056
Nerdy girls are the best.

Unless they're fat. Fatties are disgusting.
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>>150624609
>Anne Hathaway voicing
>Simple yet elegant design
>Feisty personality with bite but isn't a mean bitch since she has heart
I can see the trajectory even if think she'd have to be more anthropomorphic but Migration also had a suspiciously milfy duck so there's that
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>>150620794
This brought me so much joy and laughter, was also why even watched Rio when found this art. Like it was an ironic enjoyment first at the absurdity of hating Jewel so much you make better bird wives but it's also genuinely well done art and character designs so it looped round to be sincerely good.
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>>150624683
>she'd have to be more anthropomorphic
Don't be a pleb
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>>150618543
Getting people to reply to your Rio thread is hard, ainnnit?
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>>150620794
I remember watching the camrip, liking it, and then seeing retards seeing MUH MISANDRY where there was none.
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>>150624966
He's lucky I'm super autistic about the film and so will gladly try to keep thread alive solely to talk about the Blue Sky Brazil bird movie from 2011
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>>150624966
to be a birdfag is to suffer
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>>150618543
That's not the message
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>>150618543
irl that gets subverted so hard. The captive animal usually imprints on humans and wants nothing to do with it's own species.
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>>150626296
That was actually the case initially in the film too funny enough, also fittingly major conflict in the second film since Jewel's shit asshole dad scorns Blu for having been cared by a human since he hates em.
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>>150619828
He's basically a nerdy white guy in a bird body. His plumage may be nice to a female of his species, but he acts like some goofy, cowardly Jewish character. And I literally had no idea who voiced Blu when I typed this, I just knew that he acted like the USUAL jewish-acting goofy male character in animated movies. I looked it up and, well, there you go.
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>>150618543
She was a bitch though
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>>150626903
Perfect for plaps then.
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>>150618543
What else could you do though, just die like that?
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>>150618543
Jewel is sexy as fuck and Blu is a faggot
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>>150628238
Blu is a goddamn hero you cock, that's why he's got the bird wife and you don't
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>>150628731
Getting raped doesn't make him a hero
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>>150628972
I'll be honest not the followup was expecting, I don't think that happened in either film????
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Blu will get sent to Auschwitz
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Rio will always be based for forcing Pixa rto cancel one of their films. Blue Sky won that day.
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>>150630358
I'll be honest, I'd rather take Blue Sky being still in business making films then current Pixar or especially Illumination. Even if they weren't pumping out master works and the Ice Age sequels were crap, I could respect the varied styles and have contempt for Disney murdering them....though maybe I just really like Rio and Spies in Disguise.
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>>150620885
I love Pam so much its unreal
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>>150631647
Pam is genuinely the highlight of that film, she is also suspiciously attractive for a duck also but that's another matter since if we talk about attractive ducks then means I have to mention Lucretia Decoy or the movie version of Abbey in the ending of Chicken Little or the Ace in Action video game.
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>>150631695
>Lucretia Decoy
My nigga
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>>150631926
Her episode is the only bit of Mighty Ducks I've watched but man that design and character really hits my appeal being an evil seductive villainess manipulator with that pure sex appeal hairstyle that the Dark Queen from Battletoads and Zeena from Sonic Lost World rocks.
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>>150619765
There isn't any. That's why adam and eve plots are retarded.
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They both have kids, then what? Unless there are more of their species all of their kids will be defective inbred retards.
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>>150632128
Adam and Eve plots inevitably lead to Lot plots.
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>>150632789
Is that a thing with animals?
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>>150632789
There are more blue macaws in the 2nd film so no inbreeding. Plus with real life Spix Macaws there's about 200 in captivity and 52 released in the wild.
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>>150622652
>>150622569
>i don't actually have an argument against modern hypergamy (not even that it doesn't exist) so i'm just going to call someone crazy instead
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>>150632869
Explain how a cartoon bird movie proves modern hypergamy.
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>>150620120
There's currently no widely accepted general number because of random factors/events and every species is different.
But in the 1980's some scientists came up with the 50/500 rule and a 2014 paper suggested it should be 100/1000
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>>150633066
Especially since in the movie by the end Blu is objectively the superior male since he doesn't crumble at the first sign of human conflict like Roberto did and overall was the bigger man despite how much the film mistreated him. Like yeah he's threatened by his presence and they make Jewel a bitch wife in 2 but as a whole Blu wins out by the end.
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>>150632039
Seriously can't get enough of her
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>>150632826
Humans are animals, so yes.
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>>150619765
>Wouldn't their children be forced to breed between themselves?
No, they just need to breed with a closely related species, THEN have the hybrids breed with their cousins and then repeat these steps until you get a stable population.
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>>150622341
amogus
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>>150618543
It did save the bird species so I'm happy.
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>>150618543
Parrots are, first and foremost, the horniest fucking class of vertebrates to ever exist. They are so horny that they do not discriminate between sibling and non-sibling partners and they will actively breed interspecies or even outright try to breed with parrots of a completely different subclade. Any preening or fussing of their body bar their head is seen as an act of courtship and they can literally die from blueballs if they suffer with enough sexual frustration which is surprisingly common with owners who fuss their bodys constantly. If parrots were to become the same size of humans they would be some of the most prolific rapists in the animal world because humans are one of the few non-parrot species of vertebrate that they can be attracted to and wish to mate with. If both sexes of parrots weren't so horny the males would be as infamous as dolphins or ducks for their aggresive sex drive. They are that driven by sex. If you gave a parrot the awareness of fame and made them a movie star the first thing that parrot would do is buy a Bill Cosby sized briefcase full of pills and then invite a few models to their trailer for drinks with no witnesses before migrating south to a remote island owned by a tax financial advisor. If parrots weren't so fixiated on sex they would be more of a common pet pick as half the potential neuroticism that you see from parrots come from sexual frustration.

The moral of the film is downright restrained and conservative in comparison to the reality of parrot aviculture. Those two would be fucking after a week, a month at the very most and they would be doing it regulary.
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>>150634731
What would a female parrot do though
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>>150634794
They are just as horny as the males. Usually they will beat the shit out of them with intial advances but they cave in the majority of the time. I have seen females obsessively go after and court male parrots of a different subclade species and even half their size (much to the smaller male's horror as they think the female is trying to dominate them and not court). They are just as bad and horny as male parrots.
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>>150634981
Unironically filtered, Blu's great
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>>150632091
https://www.tumblr.com/drawesomesauce2000/794149759693848576/
You gotta watch the whole show it's pretty great according to me and dozens of mighty ducks fans
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>>150635245
Be nice without the snoot lad but still she looks pretty sexo in the pic. Honestly I'd be willing to watch the show solely cause the badass reptile villains are voiced by the four heavenly kings of villain voice acting.
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>>150634731
You used green so all i could think was Jose typing furioulsy at the compuer
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>>150633594
>pomf
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What of he was gay?
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>>150636034
A cloaca is a cloaca
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>>150633792
And that is coolio.



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