Is this fight really a no difficulty?Does a woman even stand a chance
R-RYUK, YOU NEED TO HELP ME!! THIS IS SOS LELOUCH WITH NO GEASS IM GOING UP AGAINST!!!
>>150631839If the woman is the Mother of the man, then she wins
>>150631854>MotherJobs to abusive father
>>150631844>Light when Walter White turns into Walter Yellow.
>>150631839The man would be the better person and let the woman win.
Reminder that Ed Boon has wanted Buffy in Injustice or Mortal Kombat in the pasthttps://x.com/noobde/status/1445872903023517697
SEND ME SOMEONE TO FIGHT OR I'LL SOLO YOUR VERSE
>>150631844
>>150631897Walter yellow
.................
>>150631897Next he exposes FRAUDyonder.
>>150631942We don't know if there's any indication if that's an actual laserCould be plasma or electricity So far the best reaction speed feat we've seen is Spike getting out of the way of actual ultraviolet light
>>150631907Walter vs Light unironically would have been a more interesting match
Oh look she fought a Xenomorph
>>150631868Jobs to jaundice and smoke runs.
>>150631971Every fan mockup of the fight just makes me laughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUyOtNiZ1tMIt's Kingdom Hearts out of context levels of stupid
>>150631839Nothing is impossible
>>150631989>Female needs outside help to winKWAB
>>150631998>Walter kills Light by throwing fulminated mercury at him Holy fucking kino
>>150631839>Does a woman even stand a ch-ACK!
>>150632020>the consequences of your own actions is 'outside help'LMAO You jobbed to female brain.
>>150631844Why don'tcha just write his full name?Ooh, yeah. You need the full name, I'm sorry, my mind just slips and forgets sometimes.
Name every popular show (either today or back when said series was still airing) that's viable for Death Battle that the Death Battle fanbase doesn't care for.Live action or otherwise (but mostly live action cause let's face it)
>>150632012I mean sure. People on the internet like to look at the broad trends of Men being objectively stronger than women.But real life fights are messy as shit and it's not impossible for someone who's technically weaker than his opponent to win
>>150631839The Rowdy Ruff Boys were never a match for the Power Puff Girls.
>>150631839What makes this a fair fight is, ironically, that men care a lot about powerlevels and women do not. So there are a lot a male character where a lot of detail is put into how high there powerlevel is, but there are a lot of female characters who are given power levels where they just instantly win so the story doesn't have to focus on the fight and can get back to the interpersonal drama.
>>150631839Chuck Norris is male
>>150632044In that case the woman jobs to perpetually seeking out abusive bad boys
>>150632068Pinnacle of combat sports fighter vs Drunk with a cardboard gun
Remember.KINGtos has chosen QUEEnko from Silent Hill F to be his protégé
>>150632097The girls straight up admitted they couldn't beat them, they had to rely on giving them cooties (AIDS) to win.
>>150632148Why is Kratos so fucking wise and understanding?
Huh, this is Ben's header
>>150632064Blade is one of the most popular vampire hunters ever.Buffy sadly never sold more than 200k episodes.I never want a #DeathBattle to feel like it's picking at the little guy, so I hope most people come away from today's episode with a new appreciation for an overlooked gem.
>>150632200Asurasissy, the little guy has won plenty of times. Asura was just weak
>>150632200Ben should've doubled down on that tweet.
>>150632200>Buffy sadly never sold more than 200k episodes.Dude the last Blade movie came out only a year after Buffy's tv show ended
Ben 10 vs Giga Chad
>mindbroke everyone into spite voting him off the island>survived anyway>would have returned via super votes regardless>won the golden heart so he's getting immunity right awayHoly FVCK...
>>150632268>Will hard stomp Junko with his universe busting on screen feats
>>150632184Based, Ben understands how cute, cool, and caring our DIVA Ruby Rose is.
>>150632184basinger!
>>150632064XenaDoes Xena's gods have better on-screen feats than GoW's?
>>150632184R-Ryonabros!? What's happening!? I thought Ben was one of us!!
>>150631839>Frieren>Miku>Samus>Shantae>SakuyaAll the women currently running. Do they stand a chance against their matchups?>>150632268Slick Willy-sama....
>>150632404I see Tiki for Frieren. If they give her magestone Frieren is fucked>>150632268KIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPLP
>>150632573Ok and? I bet you job to rocks too. fuck you
>>150631839Women are built for BBC. All men except black men are sissies also built for BBC. Black men are alpha bulls.
>>150632609Goku...
>>150632612You internalize a little bit of everything you put out into the collective unconscious
>>150632656I get paid to shill BBC all day
>>150632656I don't. I just laugh at all the tryhard faggotry.NTA either, btw.
>>150632695Rabi...
>>150632656Proof?
Sakuya won the previous thread btw
>>150632404>frierenheard she gets stomped in like 9/10 of her matches>mikucould go either way with barbie, especially if they go wack with the crossover bullshittery>samuseither master chief gets his shit rocked badly again or she gets whacked by firefly/hotaru>shantaeshe'd fare well against shovel knight, i guess?>sakuyanormal dio, she's clear; over heaven dio, maybe not?
>>150632737...a free trip to Kenya, I forgot to clarify.
>Samus' best matchup is getting stomped by gachashit or Mega Man Xmaybe I don't want her to win
>>150632809>Stomped by Gacha shitFirefly has never done anything more impressive than planetary.
>Micro Millisecond level OzIs that an actual unit?Probably still inferior to Marvel writers handing nanosecond narration like candy
>>150632809>XI doubt that matchup would win out. The fans would probably vote against X so that they could have him fight Optimus Primal.>GachashitAt least Mega Man has dignity. Wasting Aang's return on Traveler is enough gacha for one lifetime. >>150632822And Samus has?
Yugibros...>I-it doesn't count >It's not Ash's
You niggas kept mentioning Samus now 8 wanna jerk off
>>150632697You've been warned.
>>150632885
>>150632889
>>150632885Post Ash's Dragonite mega evolving
>>150632822She has star level statements though, as stated by Kafka
>>150632928Shut your faggot tryhard mouth.
>>150633198Statements to surpass Kratos...
...at 0.000000000000000000000000000024% power
...Which at full power is still rock level
IM SO COOKED
>>150633480I genuinely forgot Ash vs Yugi was still supposed to happen. I thought we just had Grumind, Genshit and the Torrian fight left
>>150633490>forgotHOWIt's one of the most widely discussed match-ups in these threads especially since Hulkzilla was finally over withI guess maybe it's because it was originally Episode 200 before being pushed back
>>150633006Hey idiot, base form Pokemon are comparable if not superior if they are champion level.
>>150633509Sometimes I just block certain topics out of my head when I see them here. Ash vs Yugi posts always went in one ear and out the other for me
From the Catwoman vs Black Cat blog an Anon mentioned had an actual research team member on board with itSo your options areA. Both Blade and Buffy are gonna be given around equal reaction speeds for lightspeed projectiles (assuming they buy into the latter's laser block or Spike evading UV light as legit) and not consider Scott capable of changing trajectory within a nanosecondB. The research for Blade vs Buffy happened far before they considered the revision for Logan's reaction speeds to Scott's optic blasts and potentially how he's able to change them again within nanoseconds
>>150633531Sherlock Holmes...
>>150632862"micro" means a milliontha micro-millisecond would be a millionth of a millisecond, so... a nanosecond, exactly
>>150633624>The Seth Green character got the statement straight out of a Star Wars novelization Sasuga
You know nobody cares about this fight when nobody is relaying this info to their forums
>>150633510how do you know that that dragonite wasn't champion level in base form too
Palworld episode when?
Someone calc'd this page of Angel lifting a metal cubeGot 3446.15 kg which means 7597.460248 lbs which means 7.5 times heavier than the 1000 pound monster Death Battle had Blade lift for his strength so far
Just noticed my six pack today which officially increased my tier from 10-B to 10-AAnyone else powerscaling themselves IRL
>>150633676where are these calcs coming from?
can't Live with them and Live without them. Am I right fellas ? ... Oh wait this is the Chan
>>150633730https://www.reddit.com/r/FeatCalcing/comments/1nqqm2q/angel_lifts_metal_object_buffy
It’s 4chan’s birthday, kneel for Yotsuba
>>150633766
Buffy novel writers really like using the word millisecond huh
Between Blade and Buffy, who has the edge in kekforce?
>>150634010For Buffy?None of her major love interests cheated on her (I stopped watching around Season 6 because Roku no longer had it for free)It's Cordelia who's the cuck because Xander is a piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpbagkZuJsw
So how many of you are actually learning about/becoming interested in Buffy because of this match?
>>150633653Because Ash has fought and defeated Legendaries before. He's the champion of champion before and innately makes his Pokemon better.
>>150634148>Because Ash has fought and defeated Legendaries beforeNot very impressive when Legendary Pokemon job to machines humans make just as easily as regular Pokemon job to Team Rocket's gadgets
>>150632012giwtwm
>>150632268Well, he does always comes back
>>150631998It's pretty kino though https://youtu.be/2pQsCWAn7tE?si=XDcQ7Na0PTmowqWs
Would this be better or worse than Denji vs Yuji?
>>150634177Again, Kingdom Hearts out of context levels of stupid
>>150634170>Pokemon is more advanced than YugiohThe standard Pokeball beats everything Yugioh and then some
Boundless infinite speed coming right uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=takFe6Xf9dI
>>150632200>Buffy sadly never sold more than 200k episodes.I mean who the fuck has?
>>150634069>No repliesDamn,i guess nobody wants to watch that show,huh
>>150634010None of buffy's love interests have cheated on her
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1nv1k45/raw_as_hell_geats_clip_to_celebrate_his_immunity/...
Be a Better Man
>>150634590>destroyed a rockSH-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Bring me Scooge
The Death Battle we are all waiting for.
Would it be an unfortunate coincidence or poor timing if this episode's climax was Blade biting into Buffy's neck leaving a bloody mess or has everyone moved on by now?
>>150634235The standard pokeball doesn't do anything except send a beam out and tell their pet monsters to shrink and go inside. It's a fancy briefcase
>>150634776He’s gonna win because his firepower is superior
>>150631839Didn't Kratos win Krasura? So women aren't exactly helpless against men.
>>150634926I thought Kratos was a better man at the time
>>150632885That isn't really impressive compared to the freaks Yugi has access to.
>>150631839That's not even close
>>150634907Speed and arsenal aside, what other facotrs does Blade have going for him?
>>150634950>facotrs
>>150634952KILL YOURSELF
>>150634820https://youtu.be/-xNpAc0cj3cThe Pokeball is the quite literally the perfect mass to energy converter. YuGiOh ain't got shit on anything so advanced.
>>150634950Blade’s arguably got the higher endurance stat>hit by Mjölnir and pinned down by it while hellfire was burning away at him as his regen was still trying to heal his body and soul>wore a Man-Thing suit that was burning him alive from the inside while going toe-to-toe with the Silver Surfer>took a direct hit from Hyperion’s atomic vision which can be powerful enough to burn holes through the Hulk or decapitate NamorIf he plays his cards right (and there’s nothing to suggest he wouldn’t) he just needs to outlast Buffy before going in for the kill with the Breathing Gun to the head
The strongest human without any super powers.
>>150634950Buffy lacks any real insta-kill options to take down Blade quick and easy, as >>150635022 pointed out, Blade’s endurance and speed can afford him enough time to either overwhelm Buffy entirely or finish her off with his more powerful weaponry
>>150635022I'm tired of Namor being portrayed as comparable to the Hulk. I never want to see that fish bastard punch above his weightclass
>>150635059Ok well I never said he had Hulk-level strength, Namor is on average a city-buster but he scales higher thanks to fighting Thing who’s also always fighting Hulk
>>150635090I want Thing to crush him like he did with Doom
>>150635059Anon, have you forgotten that powerscaling and powerscalers are retarded in general? Remember, Namor knock out Savage Hulk before, therefore, he's a planet buster as well.
>>150635153lol
>>150634191it's dogshit
Oh hey, that Kodansha panel is tomorrow/the day after. Wonder if Ohkubo will have any announcements or if it is just a talk panel.
>>150634995imagine doubting kaiba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8xImg-SVB8What the fuck is this lore with Beyblade? It's like Yugioh but weirder. Fucking Moses used a Beyblade to split apart the red sea. Apparently, Beyblades are weapon of mass destruction, causing explosion and destroy buildings to mountains. There was even a Beyblade that could control the Earth itself and bring natural disaster just by letting it rip. What the fuck am I learning?
>>150635153all of Hulk's universal/dimension scaling comes from classic "savage" hulk shaking pocket dimensions. If you say Hulk is universal then Namor is multiversal
>>150634937Anon, Transwomen are better men.
>>150635227Bakugan vs Beyblade would be pretty cool
>>150632136Go back to 9gag
>>150635258Transwomen are women CHUD!
>>150635318Kys troon
>>150632404A slim majority of them appear to be slated to fight another woman anyways.>>FrierenCrushes Marcille.>>MikuWho the fuck knows, but she'll probably fight Barbie or Kizuna Ai.>>SamusProbably powerdrains Kerrigan to victory>>ShantaeCoin flip against Shovel Knight>>SakuyaProbably beats Dio.
>>150635426Why on Earth would you pit her up against Marcille? At that point you should just have The Demon.
>current Spider-CHAD defeated the Black Dwarf all by himself>still will get strongerHERO!!!
Hey anons, so with regards to posting and the normal Spooktober thing we've done. I haven't been in the threads for a while now because my schedule has been dogshit, mainly getting up at 5am for work, lots of classes and gym stuff afterwards, and its left me with very little time to be on the computer so I won't be on nearly as much as I used to. On top of that, I'm gonna be traveling around a bit this month meaning I'd miss a good chunk of days I'd normally use for the costume edits, including the final days of the month leading to Halloween. I think it'd be shitty for me to only do a handful of stuff for you guys but not deliver an actual Halloween pic at the end, so unfortunately there won't be a Spooktober '25 costume edit this year. I'll do my best to at least make the 12 Days of /co/mas happen tho since it had less restrictions. Sorry, again.Other than that, send requests or whatnot and I'll get to them when I can
>>150633480>That tiny monster is one of Ash's best feats>Mid Level Yugi fights something that is canonically 300 miles long
>Captura de pantalla
>>150635612Oh welcome back TA.Could I get a Seras Victoria vs Alicia Glenfall (Clevatess) please?No worries if not, hope you are well aside from life business.
>>150635426Think they mainly want Frieren to fight Tiki from FE
>>150635426wouldn't it be funny if Sakuya wins but the Discord picks her vs Death instead of her vs DIO because "ha ha anime girl vs grim reaper"
>>150635842>Diofag is scared because he knows he'll get fraud checked even with all the swank in the world
>>150633240It's inevitable now. You did this to yourself.
>>150635918no I just like Castlevania and think the matchup is funny
>>150635842It would be pretty funny but they're gonna do the polls on YouTube, you'd need a lot of meme magic to make Death win.
>AYA-SAMA, PLEASE UNTIE THIS NORMAL ROPE SO I CAN GET BCK TO MY MASTER, I BEG YOU! OR ELSE TOUHOU WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS JOBBING TO SEXUAL RESTRAINTS LEVEL!
>>150636042Every single atom of that rope contains a googol universes btw
>>150635612It's fine, glad that you're doing well. Kratos had made these threads unusable so you weren't missing out much
>>150635595SOIder-man wants the alien scientiest to make him better man to handle his bull Paul
>cucky paul still thinks he's relevant when he canonically watches MJ take 19 inches of BVC every night
>>150636042
Your heroes are all cucks
>>150636356This dude has more ass than her and is skinnier than her. Womensis?!?!?
>>150635043This dude died in such a stupid way and the villain getting on his level because his schizo delusions was pathetic.God, Sakamoto Days is boring as fuck
>>150635585The themes are great. Elf learning about the difference in lifespans between elves and other species vs elf entirely motivated by trying to find a way to equalize lifespans between elves and other species because she intimately knows the consequences. The fight is a tad uneven, but I think the theme is strong enough to carry it plus maybe using two FotM might help with the views.
I fuck and have kids. Where's your kids, little anonymous.
>>150636558That's my hero right there
>>150636557Boruto is such a nightmare, probably on par with UQ Holder when it comes to shitting on the previous work
>>150636558Do you think it ever boths Superman that his only son is a faggot and wont have any Kryptonian children?
>>150636557Oh...
>>150636589DC Metal event merge every continuity into a composite. Superman is destined to have descendants.
>>150636640But them all merging creates the inevitability of things being changed in the future like Clark only having one child and that one child being gay and never having kids. Maybe he will adopt some kind of small dog with his life partner.
>>150636557Funny how Itachi used a mild version of the Tsukiyomi on Sasuke.
>>150636589If it did he'd be busy making more babies with Lois Lane, instead he lets her peg him with everything and his own bondage suit, dude's a genetic dead end through and through.
>>150636588Who could fight Negi Springfield?
>>150636685Isn't Negi gigantic jobber that relies on Evangeline and Asuna for his more impressive feats?
>>150636661Clàrk wiki immpegate Linda Danvers
>>150636589>>150636661isn't he bisexual and not gay?
>>150636745Yeah but he has a boyfriend
>>150636745If hes only committed to a man he cant get the dude's butt pregnant no matter how hard he tries.
>>150635022>and soulMarvel vampires don't have souls
>>150636685Comic wise? He either stomps or get stomped, his stats are probably better than Marvel and DC top tier magic users but they have ridiculous hax iircAsta sounds like a good option tho, it'd be like fighting Asuna
If Buffy gapes Blade, what's next for Marvel street tiers?
>>150635046If they took Seth Green being handed a nanosecond reaction at face value the speed gap diminishes considerably even if you give similar narration crap to Blade
So was the Ruby vs Maka the flop we expected?
>>150637062Yes.
>>150635612Good to see you reasonably well, Thumbnail anon.
>>150637093>>1506370621M in 9 days isn't that bad
>>150636774didn't he break up with that nerd?
>>150637110Yeah that's already more than Macho Man vs Kool Aid Man was able to garner in that same amount of time.
>>150637110according to our old classification if an episode gets to a million after the first week then it's a flop
>>150637137Thats a pretty low bar
>>150635612Good to see you my friend. I hope you are doing well.
>>150637062Having probably one of the best 3D fights of the independent era probably carried the views.
>>150636282>Kratos had made these threads unusable.There has been like 12 post here mentioning that bald fraud. 12 out 196. Why are you being such a baby about this?
>>150637164It's a good enough point of reference as to how much an episode can flop I believe
>>150637295Asurajeets can't let it go
>>150637363They ain't one's being baby right now.
Somebody on the discord made this for the island
>being baby
>>150637477We all know who his favorite character is.
>>150637498yeah
>>150637477>the I’M WITH STUPID sign on frierenKek, honestly really good, reminds me of some of the higher quality OC the character tournies have
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150636589SuperCHAD has seen the future to the 853rd century and beyond and knows he has a long line of descendants.
>>150636774>>150636847Not anymore.
>>150637740The future isn't set in stone lil bro
>>150637295Because he opened the floodgates of cuckoldry and other degeneracy
>>150637792>sub 4D cope
>>150632268I ALWAYS COME BACK!
>>150637855A 12D being told me that
>>150637044>If they took Seth Green being handed a nanosecond reaction at face value the speed gap diminishes considerably even if you give similar narration crap to BladeNigga, even if you don't buy Blade's snatching Cap away from Hyperion before he could react because he was weakened, Surfer is gorillions of times FTL. It's like comparing Godzilla's scaling to Gigan's light years speed feats to Hulk's claps sending vibrations across an infinite dimension; it's a great feat, but nowhere near enough to close the gap.
>>150637856FRAUDtrap canonically loses to rocks
The tournament has produced a lot of good OC on other sites
>>150637907How come most of our OC is just copypastas?
>actually has become the DB version of mr and miss. /co/neat
>>150637885So does Goku, Superman, and Thor
The cuck allegations? Beaten
>>150637930occasionally you get a gem like the excel bush edit, it's rare though
>>150637985Nobody cares lil bro.
>
>fight super sonic couldn't win on his ownlol
>>150638022Thwomp-fodder
Champion's Island? Sakuya's harem.
>>150638022Post Sonic destroying a dimension.
>Ashsissies are whining againBACK in your cages
>>150638056OH GOD CHADRAOH PLEASE DO NOT BANISH ME TO THE SHADOW REALM! I'LL BEHAVE, I SWEAR IT!!!
>>150638056>out of nowhereWarped.
>>150637876He had to wear Boy-Thing as armorDoes Boy-Thing only act as a shield or does it give him any other buffs?
>>150637985Yup yup
>>150637477>sakuya serving rimuru on a platelol
>>150637062It reached 1M in less than a week so I think it's fine.
>>150638125Blade and Surfer don't even actually fight, this is the full sequence of events(1/4)
>>150638157(2/4)
I am a monster
>>150638174(3/4)
>>150638008at this point I think he has a cuck fetish for how many times he tries to get it started
>>150638185We know, Kratos.
>>150638185GODtos
>>150638191(4/4)So what actually happens is>boy-thing attaches to blade like a symbiote unexpectedly>gets a surprise stab on surfer from behind, which doesn't seem to actually harm him much>explains that this is because of man-thing's fear effect, and that this is also killing blade>surfer swings both away>fight is interruptedIt's not a good showing
>>150638185You will also never be a woman.
>>150638223>first the gamma bomb feat>now thisUhhhhhh Marvelbros?
tfw you see pigs in human clothing
>>150638256go ahead try and take them out
>>150638256Her sister is a WHORE
>>150638239....is what I would say if didn't live CHADmerica where I can be a woman.
>>150638287Not really
>>150637477I don't get the bit between Geats and Constantine but neat
>>150632148She's fast...
>>150638349QUEENako needs her match-up
>>150638185Alucard?
>>150638300>if didn't live CHADmericaYou are brown LMFAO
>>150638345Think it's just cause their supporters ended up allying for a while
>>150638256How big is her dick?
Isn't Carnage treated like a high difficulty fight for Spiderman every time he shows up, or was that just in the 90s
>>150638438>tranny fantasiesFavorite character?
>>150638438The last digit of this post is how big her cock is.
>>150638457What units of measurement?
>>150638456CHADnic the BOUNDLESShog of course!
>>150638185Odysseus (Musical version)...
>>150638349Faster than sonic
>transphobiaBe better men.
Have Ashbros found a wincon yet?
I'm sorry if I ever insulted you. I'm just really horny, and I need to channel all of that hormonal urge into something else other than to masturbate.My hero?
>>150638521
>>150638521Satoru GOATjo!
>>150638497>Solgaleo>Tears revive Ash>Ash physical feats>Ash unpredictable battle style>Half of Yugi's impressive feats are fucking holograms
>>150638363The issue is that Hinako's archetype of "runaway bride" gives her an unusual set of characteristics when paired with the type of game she's in and the difficulty of interpreting the actual sequence of events in her story. Her archetype usually occurs in romcoms, and that generally doesn't mesh all that well with fighting. If Death Battle gives her universe level shit or whatever, her best match is probably Yuna from FFX.
>>150638521Jaune Arc my self insert!
>>150638547What does Solgaleo do?
>>150638581>Muh self insert!Do Jaune haters really just keep recycling the same thing?
>>150638468Millimeters.
>>150638521SHITjita the PIG.
Who would win this fight?
I miss the pre-wank era of vsfaggotry
Who should she fight?
>>150637477Mark is jobbing, therefore it's lore accurate.
>>150638637I don't, what we have now is funny
>>150638659
>>150638596Mario
>>150638703shitpost aside, who wins that?
>>150638589Everyone's slander is reposted here
>>150638777That's more impressive than what my hero can do...
>>150638730Irondome is featless
Now that the dust has settled, was it correct?
>>150638730>Official figures generally place the Iron Dome's success rate at around 90% in intercepting projectiles that pose a threat to populated areas.>During a conflict in May 2021, when Hamas launched over 4,300 rockets into Israel, the Iron Dome maintained its 90% interception rate against projectiles aimed at populated areas.>In the November 2012 conflict known as Operation Pillar of Defense, the system achieved an 85% success rate, intercepting 421 of the rockets launched toward Israeli towns and cities. >In March 2021, the system was successfully tested against a complex attack scenario involving a swarm of drones and rockets, demonstrating its ability to handle multiple simultaneous threats.Iron Dome by EXTERMINATION
>>150638777A big advantage Geats supporters have is that they can sell people on the character just by posting clips like this
>>150638799Death Battle is always correct.
>>150638547>Their only holograms!As it has been repeated many times the millennium items are capable of making them real. Hell just having psychic powers in Yu-Gi-Oh lets you turn the Holograms into real creatures
>>150638807Kek, benpedos crying.
>>150632573K O F F I N G
>>150638818This, only salty sissies cry about DB being wrong
>>150638799>feats man vs scaling hobo>needing to use a non-canon manga to scale the hobo to someone way stronger then him no
What death battle contestant so far would you want to have sex with the most
>>150638901Probably Kyle
>>150638901Macho Ma
>>150638901Junko
>>150638863Notice KINGtos and KINGtrap are not in that lineup
>>150638927everyone behind koffing dies
Frieren and Sakuya spitroasting me.NOW.
>>150638954Koffing would never do that to his friend
>>150638962that was good koffing, this is TEAM ROCKET koffing
>>150638974But these are my heroes!
What matchups does Geats have and why him not any Rider with already existing matchups like Ichigo, Nigo, Build, Genm?
>>150638954>KINGtos and KINGtrap aren't behind koffingExactly
Here's the real version
>>150638959As if... One shoving her pussy in your mouth and the other riding your dick? ... Right?
>>150639006>What matchups does Geats haveBayonetta seems to be his main one with some people also pushing Liu Kang and Fate Nero>why himProbably partly because he doesn’t have any solid matches which means people can brainstorm more. He’s still a popular modern rider. Evidently it’s working with how much momentum he’s gotten.
>Give Samus her most powerful gear>Includes mininukes>Supersonic run speeds>A deathball that oneshots anything that isnt a boss (purely for gameplay reasons) >An attack that breaks reality and instantly travels to it's target>The ability to suck the energy out of anything and doesn't need to touch them to do itSure, she isnt unbeatable. But it's a pretty good powerset for a metroidvania character.
>>150639053Is FNAFman actually a multiverse buster who has busted multiverses before or are these more of the same old stupid memes?
>>150638807>Time travelDoesn't count
>>150639116Memes. In fact, most universe busters are pure wank and memes. If they could just destroy a universe, then every time they fought anything close to their powerlevel. The universe they were in, would just...cease to exist and they would suffocate since oxygen doesnt exist anymore.
>>150639116the latter except even worse since no lore of it even exists
>>150639116I don't know much about FNAF lore but apparently in the novels Springtrap absorbed Elenanor who has a ballpit dimension
>>150639162>Dimension>Actually its just a ballpit in a pocket universe
>>150639053Someone in the DB Discord PLEASE post this there and screenshot the reactions
>>150639040they are.
>>150636519The dude could only kill be killed by the very dude himself and the story still somehow managed to get rid of him without suicide but in a battle and his power not getting wasted but being copied by the villain on top of it is the best way to handle it. I can't imagine a better way it could go.
>>150639162>Elenanor jobs to fire and mindhax
>>150639053Kratos canonically gets GAPED by Spider-man as per his writers' tweet scaling. Springtrap is probably able to kill Bulma and might be able to get past Dende and Chaozu, but he gets GAPED by Guldo
>S-SPRINGTRAP, RUN! RUUUUUUUUUN! I CAN'T HOLD THEM BACK ANYMORE
>>150639295KRATOS BROS????
SUPER DUPER DIAPERBIG MESSY SHARTS*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>150636542*Half-Elf in Marcille's case
>>150639294>as per his writers' tweet scalingwasn't it a YouTube comment that may not actually exist?
Koffing gets nommed by Soul btw
>>150639295Kratos with the power of hope would solo all of Pokemon
>>150639335I don't think that's healthy...
The first challenge in Champion's Island is cooking something for Kratos and Asura using recipes from the GoW Cookbook
>>150639335>Soul gets Bowser'd and dies to voring his opponent
>>150639356Will the week 2 challenge be using the Buffy cookbook instead?
>>150639356>>150639373We do know what it is (at least week 1). Discord members are going to answer DB trivia and whichever team has the most correct answer volume wins.
>>150639356It's actually a trivia-off
>>150639356Sakuya clears thisMinecraft Steve easily clears thisMiku might be able to clear thisShantae might be able to clear thisFlowey is fuckedSpringtrap is fuckedSamus is fucked since I doubt the Chozo birdmen taught her cooking.Rest are irrelevant losers to me
>cum-in-men rider geats
>>150639356Would Asura prefer Indian food?
>>150639395does Asura even eat?
https://x.com/Man0fActi0n/status/1972835766872248474Unless Buffy's actress is skilled in her own right or they have a very good stunt double, this fight is gonna be Hayden Christensen vs Rosario Dawon all over again
>>150639395I don't get why people attribute Asura to India when the game is based a lot more on Buddhism.
>>150639417......where the fuck do you think Buddhism came from?
>>150639402I don't think Asura does personally, but Augus does talk about it and they do drink.
>>150639446Nepal.
>>150639417Asuras and Devas exist in Hinduism too. And the ridiculous scale of Asura's fights fits perfectly with jeet myths
>>150639417His wife is literally the name of Shiva's (yes THAT Shiva) wife. Also Asuras are hindu alpngside yasha. It's like how Goku is chinese even tho he's saiyan.
>>150639339K O F F I N G
>>150639402>>150639450Asura can eat and drink, but it’s likely he doesn’t need to. Same thing for breathing eating and sleeping. His physiology is likely just too altered to require basic human needs.
>alpngside
I talked to my therapist about how much Kratos winning bothers me. I told him I think about every minute I'm awake and how much Asura means to me. I let him know I lost friends over it, I lost my job over it because I spent too much time shitposting about Kratos and being a better man just in hopes of making him look like a loser. I keep replaying the 'what if' ending but it's not satisfying enough for me. All I talk about is Kratos killing Asura. My therapist asked me if Asura was my friend or a relative because I talk about how much I miss him. Today I finally showed him the Death Battle video and he told me I shouldn't let a fan fiction take control of my life and I told him to fuck off and walked out on the spot.
>>150639549CANOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
>>150639450>Augus does talk about it and they do drink>”You fight, then eat good food. You fight, then drink fine wine. You fight, then sleep with beautiful women. Hell, fight with beautiful women! That is what it means to live.Why was Augus so fucking based?
>>150639547Your the rapist is a Kektos fagDon't listen to him
>>150639549Kek, alright that's actually kinda of funny.
I'm Mexican
>>150639625We know Kyle
>kinda of
>>150639395Food is just food to him. I don’t think he particularly cares or has a preference, he’d just like whatever Durga cooks for him.>>150639417Chakravartin’s name and QTE has some Indian references as well as him mentioning being the embodiment of the wheel of life, aka the Samsara. Though it’s pretty funny to think Asura just beat the shit out of India’s “God”.
>>150639664So he would eat children?
>>150639693Durga would cook children?
>Your the rapist is a Kektos fag
Why are people so insistent on making Soul a cuck?
>>150639727it gets reactions which is funny
>>150639719>therapist becomes the rapist with a single space in betweenFUARK!
>>150639745So its not just mine then?
>>150639664>Though it’s pretty funny to think Asura just beat the shit out of India’s “God”.Not quite, it's just a loanword. Vishnu's avatars can be chakravartis separately. Like Prithu
>>150639740Post more Kratos if you want reactions
>>150639788nah
>>150639727It's literally one fag who's seething because he's a real life Cuck and hates happy couples.Just ignore him
>>150639727It's funny.
>>150639834Is it a confirmed cuck?
I just finished SE NOT and now I'm angry because that final fight with Anya and Meme sharing Tsumugi was kino af, I wish Ohkubo played more with that concept (Two Meisters sharing one weapon)
>>150639870Yes, he outed himself a few times during the worst part of Kylemon's cuckposting period and he recently did it again after being triggered by Maka and Soul winning
>>150639625Powerscaler...
>>150639962That's funnyI hope Aang vs Traveler giga triggers them with Kataang
>hates worship, whether it be worshipping others or getting worshipped>hates divine intervention and believes in free will>hates being called the God of Wrath by Akuma>Is this what gods do!? There is no need… for gods that only take…! For gods of death!>kills Chakravartin, whose character and name represents “The Ideal Ruler” for India>dies with a smile knowing humanity (and his daughter) is free to live the way they want toATHEISTsura…
>>150639625Ese…
Asura is based of Shiva the more I think about it
>>150640035Could Japan stop seething about god for a single generation?
>>150640113>about godthis isn't about your religion, silly anonjaps see any god as well a god. they don't associate the prime mover with the concept of god.yhwh is on a similar tier to zeus
>>150637849My point people in these threads ain't talking about Bitchtos anywhere near enough to warrant this kind of bellyaching from his fags.
Omni-man after eating out Wonder Woman during her period
>>150640366If it was "mine" I would have capitalized the G Fuck you /x/fag
>>150640413I'm not a Kratosfag, I'm saying Krasura mindbroke these threads into just bait spam
>>150640491>muh tribalism
>>150636998He's a halfie so he has a soul still
>>150632885Dragonite just destroyed the yugioh verse...
>>150632885dragonite nuked the entirety of undertale within that mountain
>>150640523You're not a Kratosfag, then why the fuck do you care if a terrible episode what retarded logic gets mocked for being a terrible episode with retarded logic?
RIP Jane Goodall
>>150640749...'s laundry.
>>150632885Dragonite... S-stomps KRATOS?!?!?!
>>150640771I'm saying TA didn't miss much because nothing happens here. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't care about Kratos being a fraud, but BBC and cuckoldry is annoying and ever since Krasura it just became the norm
>>150640777>RIP Jane Goodalltrips confirm
Anyways, Gojo won
Ew
>>150640777Harambe no diffs in heaven btw
>>150640905Remember to pay attention to the balls while doing itTickle them, cradle them, but be very gentleGood luck
>>150640905Don't be like that, give it a try first.
>>150640905lmaogood luck
>wins champion island
>>150641081Would be cool but only if he ends up fighting Riku (they'll vote for Zero instead).
>>150641090>RikuThousands of times FTL will never make sense, KH3 not only fucked the franchise it also gave birth to more ridiculous wank than any Nasuverse wank
>>150640839...'t ever be relevant ever again.
>>150641167gojo's half the man he used to be
>>150640839...the fraud of the century award
>>150641081I feel him and Pac-Man are the dark horses
>>150641158>travel across multiple star systems in a few seconds>"it doesn't make sense"
>>150641090>his best opponent is Max>nobody fucking knows Max to shill the matchup >Sirius gets shilled more as an opponent for Meta Knight despite having less in common
Bring me Hulk, Superman, and Goku
Who can defeat the gassy trio?
>>150641374You don't want Goku fodder, Thor.
>>150641374Mei Kamino...Big Barda...Makima...
>>150641389Krillin since he canonically has no noes
>>150641345>travelling speed is the same as combat speed and reaction speedbruva...
>>150641345That Roxas feat is taken way too out of context
>>150641345it's teleportation
>>150641389>The Incredible bouncing on my giant BWC Do the math
>>150641442b-but!!!
>>150641434He would have to be able to react at those speeds to avoid obstacles in the way so yeah
>>150641389
>>150641267Whay even are Pac's MUs? Kirby seems like a stomp for Kirby
>>150641591Luigi, Felix the Cat, Mr. G&W, mostly old vidya characters. I bet the people voting for Pac-Man are only doing so that they can get another Lugi episode.
>>150641695Luigi is for Tails
>>150640067I hear some extra material mentions Asura's parents are called Shiva and Varuna
>>150642038Nah Asura is just the term coined by Demigods. If Asura was given a proper name instead of title, he would be Shiva. He did create and destroy the universe.
I’m shocked Geats has become the main dark horse pick, how would people feel fi he won?
>>150641517at that speed you won't have any obstacleslight speed gives you infinite power, if your body can tank that...
>>150642118*if, fuck
I REALLY HATE YOUSTOP GETTING IN MY WAAAAAAAY
>>150638223You are functionally retarded if you don't think Death Battle isn't going to use this to scale Blade quadrillions of times faster than light
>>150642118Honestly, seeing the webms posted in these threads alone, I can only worry about whether DB will manage to animate a fight as good as that or not.
>>150638223Blade still blocked his surfboard as he was swinging it at him though which would still count as a feat regardlessDude was even taking the match seriously when he believed that the universe was in peril over it
>>150642103Isn’t it quite ironic how Asura the Destructor is the form he used to save everyone on Gaea while Chakravartin’s true form is “The Creator” which is used to try and erase Asura’s very existence?To think DB not only thought that Asura would ever hurt any innocent person in that original script, but have him destroy his planet with the form he used to protect it, is absolutely fucking insane.
>>150642196Why doesn't Blade just genocide every vampire on earth instantly if he is quadrillions of times faster than light?
>>150642209Ideal world is that they bring Torrian on again to do Bayonetta vs Geats
>>150642239Because every vampire in Marvel Capeshit is also gorillions of times faster than light, get with the program dawg
>>150642239Um....well you see...
>>150642196I am 100% confident they won’t do that, this is just the same as what people argued for Miles
>>150642148He didn't have a body
>>150642269>argued for Mileswhat did they argue for him? pretty sure his vibranium suit can only hold out for so long either way so it's not like the only reason why he lost
>>150642331They just said Miles was vaguely faster than light and his suit could absorb up to city busting levels of force on the extreme high endBlade vs Buffy is probably going to equalize speeds, and have them win off their powers or equipment or something that's more thematic to the actual idea of two vampire hunters fighting
>>150642269Speed wasn't really the only factor that gave Miles the L there, bud
>>150642351If it comes down to secondary factors Buffy has a really good shot, slayer powers basically give her the avatar state and it’s pretty likely she’ll be given a strength advantage
Post mountain busting chads that can fight other mountain busters without dying unlike Deku that can only fight street level trash
I'm telling you guys, I sense another Spawnrider inboundBuffy's gonna have the right amount of hax to sneak a win
>>150642351Well in that case, Blade would probably win off of the Breathing Gun alone.
>Annihilates your settingYour response?
>>150642395HULK RUN
>>150642404I have no idea what the fuck this is
>>150642395Can Doomsday beat Thragg?
>>150642424Bruce Banner...
>>150642404>black
>>150642269I predict Blade gets street tier stats with herald tier weapons
>>150642404>Gets SOLVED by Banner
>>150642404Math isn't real
>>150642239Why doesn't Ankha just ride my right now if she's quadrillions of times faster than light?
>>150642424Second law of thermodynamics
>>150642424Mountain of Es is greater than zero
>>150642452I chopped off your right
>>150642038Apparently, it’s from a tribute magazine which there are 4 issues of. Asura’s mom is fucking hot. That’s where he gets his looks from. I wish there was a translated version of them.
>>150642452Favorite character?
>>150642524Carmelita Fox, thanks for asking
>>150642511If that's Asura's mom on the left I don't see it.
>>150642524The PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS, of course!
>>150642373It'd be too dire of a stomp if they just gave Buffy her Slayer stuff along with other comic shenanigans like Twilight. I can only see them trying to balance it out by giving Blade his speed, endurance, and even his more powerful weapons
>>150642511Kratos TAUGHT Asura's mom in bed after the DB
>>150642431I doubt it. Doomsday was finally killed by a city level punch, pretty pathetic really.
As the waiting period has gone I’m getting the impression will be>Buffy is stronger>Blade is faster but Buffy can keep up>Blade has overall stronger weaponry but it’s random equipment for him while Buffy’s scythe can one shot Blade and is her main weapon>Buffy is more skilled and has at least 7000 years of experience>Blade has better powers but Buffy counters most of them>Therefore it’s likelier Buffy strikes a fatal blow first
Looks like this thread just got MINDFREAKED
>>150637477I knew this was just Death Battle's version of a character tourney
Accepted it yet?
>>150642627Go to sleep.
>>150642452She's riding a huge black cock right here
>>150637477>>150642641Mr. /co/bros... discord is making the better tournament
>>150642524Obviously Superman
>>150642641That's probably why I've actually been hanging out in theses threads again.>>150642674Will they make Slenderman fight Jeff?
>>150642668I have a feeling that youtubefags are going to vote for Bendy or Chucky vs Springtrap if he wins, it'd be a shame if we memed KINGtrap into winning only for him to not fight Junko.
>>150642674Post Bernice warping reality.
>>150642739Post Criss towing a yacht with his strength.
>>150642770Criss Angel gets lore scaling, so he can do that.
>>150642641>>150642727I was initially doubtful but I like this format a lot better than the basic tournament structure, having it be character based means there's a lot more room for fun discussion or art. I doubt someone like Geats would have as many people jumping into his series now in a different format.
>>150639625
>>150642735Junko has a pretty good shot, it's one of the most popular ideas in the community and has been around for years.
>>150642804plus she's sexy
>>150642836https://youtu.be/lMnoR7FtNoI?si=XbreAaKD0F_V3jzE
>>150642800Billy gets to fuck that hot piece of ass
>>150642859Happy to see a faithful English dub of this.
>solos your favorite robot character
>>150642739Post Criss doing that
>>150642877Springtrap and Junko's fucktoy
>>150642580>>Buffy is strongerHe took out a vampirized Spider-Man so I doubt that. And that's just strength alone, we're not even talking about speed or durability either.>>random equipmentDeath Battle wouldn't be pitting Blade against Buffy unless they weren't sure if they wanted to give him all of his gear. Breathing Gun alone would be fatal if she gets hit by it just once.>>Buffy's scythe can one shot BladeI'm assuming you're referring to the times that the scythe was used to create rifts in reality, sorry to burst your bubble but the scythe only seems to be able to create portals to different dimensions rather than being so sharp it cuts through it.>Buffy is more skilled and has at least 7000 years of experienceTrue, but Blade has fought against the Avengers who were possessed by the spirits of vengeance for hours during Doctor Strange: Damnation, that's not even counting the other experience he has fighting various aliens, monsters, and other superhumans. I'd say that they'd tie. >Blade has better powersYeah, his regular powers or stats can be easily scaled to other superhumans who've displayed far greater feats. Most of Buffy's higher end stuff requires outside help in the form of others giving her the power to do so, like with the Enjoining Spell or when Angel gave her total control over the Twilight dimension. The best she has on her own is her Slayer heritage.
>>150642877XJ-9 (Excel's wife) would kick her ass!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-zanwkFnYWhy is an animation for fucking Springtrap vs Dio so good?
>>150642921wait the scythe can do that?
>>150642858Literally what is Junko supposed to do here?
>>150642951The scythe can create portals in space, yes. But that's only ever what it's able to do. It's like a pseudo-Yamato but it's never shown that it was capable of slicing rifts open on someone so it seems like it's used for dimensional traversal, storage, or remote viewing rather than offensive purposes.
>>150642921Won't matter Blade will stab Buffy in the neck while they are taking the train. It wont even be because of the Death Battle. Its just what people like him do to blonde white girls.
>>150642921It's not that Blade won't get that equipment, it's that Blade's high-tier weaponry is things he wouldn't whip out from the get-go. They're all random things he's only used once when we know he prefers his normal titanium swords and guns. Scythe meanwhile is Buffy's go-to weapon and what she starts every fight with>I'm assuming you're referring to the times that the scythe was used to create rifts in realityNo, it's just it being sharp and strong in general, enough it could just decapitate Blade and that's that.
>>150642947Dio surviving more than five seconds is just not believable.
>Chuck Norris>Bugs Bunny>Popeye>MUGEN Ronald McDonald>Doctor Doom with prep>Batman with prep>Solo Lord Itachi>Brolypotence>Loebforce Rulk>WOG Omni-Man>Pre-Retcon Beyonder>Kratos with lore>Suggsverse>Legends Luke Skywalker>Ruby Rose (V-Tuber)>Knull >Springtrap with lore>Junko with prep>Novel Buffy
>>150642921NTA but if I were a betting man, I'd probably take Blade winning this one. If it weren't for the scaling, he'd probably lose
Surely DB won't have TWO marvel street tiers lose in the same season right?
>>150642996>No, it's just it being sharp and strong in general, enough it could just decapitate Blade and that's that.Blade has literally fought against Wolverine whose claws can withstand the force of Cyclops' planetoid-destroying optic blasts and Silver Samurai's tachyon-charged sword. Plus, it's not like Buffy automatically goes for the killshot, and you can make the same argument for Blade either way.I think he's good.
>>150643083Blade if going to stab Buffy in the neck and get 2 millions dollars from his go fund me.
>>150642921>True, but Blade has fought against the Avengers who were possessed by the spirits of vengeance for hours during Doctor Strange: Damnation, that's not even counting the other experience he has fighting various aliens, monsters, and other superhumans. I'd say that they'd tie.If there's anything I learned about Death Battle scaling Mortal Kombat, it's that fighting all kinds of wacky characters that range from robots, to aliens, to demons, monsters, and literal gods, will be a massive boost to the experience stat every single time
>>150643046>Chuck Norris
>>150643137what if they were all possessed by Ghost Rider
>>150643166>>150643166>>150643166
>>150642921People bring up the Scythe because it's able to harm/destroy the higher tier stuff in Buffy's setting that she normally has no means of destroying like scaling to the Seed of Wonder
>>150640826>, but BBC and cuckoldry is annoying and ever since Krasura it just became the normIt has been the norm here long before Krasura so what the fuck are you talking about?
>>150642921Even the blog that had Blade win felt it was still dubious to give him Spider-Man scaling because even as a vampire Parker was still holding back and still one-shotted himhttps://imgur.com/a/DnOFemg
>>150643104Logan is actual true Adamantium while Death Battle specifically said Blade's swords are secondary AdamantiumStill strong, still tough, but not the real deal
>>150642404Madoka victim victim