instead of a single narrator, john egbert should have voices in his head.specifically, those voices should be 4chan.I'm serious. the show would much more interesting if it was modeled after twitch plays pokemon. the first episode could have revolved around him arguing with anonymous voices but nonetheless following their commands and doing their bidding. like shitting on a desk or leaving a surprise for the mailman. questing/CYOA was the magic of early homestuck. why not take a risk and do justice to that idea? pic related, generated with ChatGPT
>>150633998Bump
>>150633998kill yourself
are we using this thread or is someone else gonna bake a new one
>>150633998You are basically just describing how MSPA comics work, they receive prompts from anons and incorporate the ones that they want.In fact, the couple chapters of the actual comic worked off a similar method of audience participation.Its pretty evident if you inspect the general structure of those chapters, they were more whimsical, unfocused and chaotic.The fingerprints of Hussie struggling a bit while playfully wrangling the prompters, poking fun at their autism, flexing his control over the narrative, and other meta nonsense is plain to see.Once the characters get into the session, this element of user interactivity dissipates and Homestuck metamorphosizes into something more in line with a traditional webcomic.
>>150636350>*the first couple chapter of the actual comic...
There shoulnt be a show at all, its clear Homestuck doesnt translate well into anything beside a webcomic.
Guess this is the threadFOR NEWFAGS WHO WANT TO READ THE ORIGINAL WEBCOMIC:Download this https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/releases/tag/v2.7.2And this https://www.mediafire.com/file/r5qt9byxu4h3ej9/The_Unofficial_Homestuck_Collection.zip/fileOr just use one of these websites (Less ideal)https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/https://homestuck.kici.moe/(The official Homestuck website is unfinished and doesn't have the whole comic currently)
Medievalstuck grew a future when I wasn't looking, and six more future kidsTwo executives, an heiress, a Martian and a LoonieI should have that growth looked at
>>150633998lets all frolic and be free together on the whiteboard like horses dohttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86477680-3831-6349
>want to summarize the new pages posted today>not chad enough to read Homestuck in public
I'm so glad that Toby said “nigger” in the pilot. This is the only dream I had for Homestuck
>>150637563Do it. You never know, a hidden fan of the opposite sex could come across you reading it and offer to suck your dick on the spot.
>>150633998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vlm4YxFL4w
>>150637632I Am Not Watching Your VideoPlease Summarize It For Me
>>150637650Cute…
Duality of youtube
Has it ever been proven that Trolls DON'T drop Grist when they die?
>>150637963equius never dropped any when gamzee killed him
>>150638255Neither did Feferi when she was shot, Tavros crash landed or Vriska got shanked.
>>150633998why are karkat and terezi fused together in this pic
New pages addedA couple of very important conversations take place.A troll begins to build rapport with Rose and is starting to appreciate her forthright snarkiness. She also reveals Dave is the Knight of Time and thus very important in their sessionAnother troll with brown text tries to get in a rap battle with Dave and loses, highlighting that while initially antagonistic the trolls also seem to be kids just like the humans and can be swayed to do things (like punching another troll... as a joke).Yet another troll is the first to attempt meddling with the timeline and help John cheat by knowing more than he should. She tells him his ultimate goal is to reach the denizen through the seventh gate and obtain the materials for something called the ultimate alchemy.The exiles aren't sitting still either, a new one appears and they begin revealing how they all know each other. One exile, the PM, meets a new exile in her former capacity as queen after agreeing to obtain two royal items for Jack as a trade for the green package of mysterious contents. The queen willingly abdicates, giving PM her ring and telling her where to find the king.Rose's cat sprite reveals she's the Seer of Light. He also tells her about the planet's denizen, and that light on her particular planet is some kind of genetic code that only she can decipher. Rose also finds out from Jade that she's been writing things on the walls of her room just like John.Dave enters the game off screen and John blasts off with a troll-provided rocket pack to try a shortcut...
>>150638276Because ChatGPT has immaculate taste
whys the thread dead today
>>150638772hype died, no one is on this early, plus lack of original content makers makes a very slow thread
What if the humans are the trolls
>>150638913in the end, the humans truly were the source of all the Problems
>>150638772I don't really know what to talk about.My re-read has been going well and I think I'm slowly nearing the point where I dropped the comic originally. Finished Act 6-3 yesterday so I have to go through openbound now.The problem here is that I have nothing new to add to any discussion. Act 6 continues to be a series of peaks and valleys, but that infodump with dream ghost Dirk, Jake and Aranea was easily the worst sequence of the comic so far. I could maybe have understood such shameless exposition if it saved time and the comic was going to wrap up soon, however there are still 3000 more pages left and he threw a Jailbreak reference right in the middle of it.
>>150638772got studying to do so Im lurking right now
It's october already???
>>150639163Only 24 days until the fourteenth anniversary of Cascade.
>>150639032At least the kids' universe wasn't permanently ruled over by alien gods who are stuck as childrenSo they have that going for them at least
>>150639163The first half of September flew by really fast but then slowed to a crawl in the last 10 days. Anyone else feel that?
Prince of Hope VS Knight of Doom who wins
>>150639082This is such a cool panel. And i hated him being a loser but its grown on me
>>150639082>Colsla: turn on the blacklight>You behold a Jaxxson Trollock painting
>>150639369there's something endearing about edgy retards in fanventures
slow thread today huh
why did john say NIGGER ATTACK
>>150639355eridan obvviously
>>150639506HE LOVES NIGGERS© 2006 ANDREW HUSSIE
>>150633998Youd have to rewrite so much from the beginning. However if you made the voices just the trolls maybe that could work. They are a group of toxic retards who did enough meddling to pile mental sickness onto the kids.
>>150639506he used his latent power as an Heir of Breath to gather the strength of 1000 niggers for his attack
>>1506339988etter pitch I saw a few threads ago: make it so the pilot takes place during the trolls' session. That way we get to see more Feferi, my beloved I mean more of the stuff people really want (the trolls)
>>150639506
>>150637931I really can't see how anyone who isnt already afflicted with the mental illness of being or once having been a Homestuck fan could possibly get anything out of this pilot
>>150639461No good fanventures have updated. There hasn't been a lot of news since the pilot. 4stuck and Hardlocked haven't had any new panels. Slow thread indeed.
why is racism to funny
>>150639533What an auteur
>>150639746Because your fascist just like eridan, equius, jane, bro, caliborn, feferi and me
>>150633998It just doesn't work as a show The back-and-forth adventure game format doesn't translate. It sucks.There's a reason no one had tried this before.
>>150638276the little dragon grew up after all
>>150639868>all the fascist characters are my favorite
>>150639907i feel like hussie saw let's read homestuck and thought "how can i one-up this"
>>150639907>>150640027this was he last chance to stay relevant (and still make money)
Finally watched the pilotIt was okThe swearing wasn't so bad but John and Dave's va's are too similar, Rose is a little too dry(and old) and Karkat's one line was too quiet and lacked oomph for a closing line, needed more chest. The action and the way the sylladex worked were great, though I wonder how long they would keep that up it seems like so much animation work. The art style is on point, didn't think it would work but it does very well.
>>150640107Also Jade's va was easily the best she was killing it.
>>150640126It's almost like the lady voicing Tails is an insanely experienced VA with decades of work under her belt.
>>150640126And by “it” you mean the wind chimes scene. Just kidding that was the writings fault
>>150640243Yeah that's the writer/director's faultLet the scene breath lol
>>150639907Like I said in the other thread they're going to have to do a lot to cut down on the chattiness of the characters and make the time travel easier to understandPeople have not become any smarter since 2009
>>150640137Imagine how many pieces of dedicated homestuck fans' hard work and fanart were taken to make these AI images
>>150640211Wait that's Tails? Holy shit!
>>150640375>ai imagesI get all my images from reputable russian reposting blogs, thank you very much
>>150640414Yeah, duh
>>150640426wowee Tails Babysits Cream really left its mark on the fandom
>two babies, one Jade
>>150640274A time travel visualization would be nice. It could help show how davesprite was the dave we followed at the beginning. Just have a timeline that branches. It could be used during a reveal
>>150640444Of course. I didnt even notice
Lily from space days, twerking on anon cock
>>150639868>feferi>fascist?
>>150640628NTA but she's the heir to a galactic fascist empire. Fascist by proxy
>>150640625WHAT A LOVELY ROTUND BITCH.
>>150640126eh. sounds too boyish to me. the animation makes up for it but I always imagined her sounding way higher pitched
>>150640558bouncing on it crazy style
>>150640675Look at her go!
>>150640675sex creature
>>150640625Why did they give Rose such a huge ass in the show
>>150640713they know what we the people want
>>150640673You're so full of shit like dude drano couldn't clear you out
>>150640773nuh uh. Her voice should be higher than tails. It should be really high
>>150640782What, so only dogs can hear it?
>>150640877a little lower than that, but yeah. I don't want her to sound like a prepubescent boy
>>150640890They have too many of those as it is
>>150640126I get its a cartoon but idk. homestucks a silly comic but I always imagined them sounding ike real grounded people.
>>150640027lets read homestuck style where the words are being slowly read outloud verbatim but with animated sequences up top where the panels would be would have been a very interesting way to do it
>>150640558I asked for this on aco hoping some draw anon would see it. I wanna see her doing that being pedo shaming the anon like the brat she is
>>150640558this but instead of her twerking, I rape her
>>150640933this is what I thought they would go with as well, some of the prose in act 5 would work very well with this. specifically Karkat's monologue to Jade about him giving their universe cancer
i liked the concept of quadrants a lot but most of the pairings 'transcended' them in some way
>>150641007relationships are a messy, messy thing
>>150640933this is another reason a full adaptation won't work. most of homestuck is literally just monologues or dialogues with characters sitting or standing there with zero action and if/when action does happen (flashes), it's always wordless
>>150641007eridan was lowkey kinda successful in the romance department besides the red quadrant. i remember even terezi had an ashen crush on him and was trying to c3< between him and sollux kek which would seem weird to the nu-fandom
>>150641055>successful in the romance department>Eridanokay man
>>150641066>red: ?>pale: feferi>black: vriska, sollux>ashen: terezihe was at least a little bit successful
>>150641082Anon, the majority of those are ones he with emphasis on the word HAD, Feferi had enough of him, Vriska had enough of him and Sollux im fairly sure just hated the guy normally.
>>150641082>>pale: feferifeferi dumped him>>black: vriska, solluxsollux was never pulled into his quadrant. dude hated the guy normally>>ashen: tereziwhen?
>>150641116all of the relationships broke up at some point
>>150641162ok im sorry i misremembered about sollux and terrzi, i just went back and reread but i just remember that little tidbit from alterniabound when i read it a decade ago. but still he had a moirail and kismesis which isn't forever alone when you're only 13, he could be in relationships it's just that feferi preferred chad and vriska was trying to get over the RPing thing
>>150641033still scenes can still have motion, characters emoting walking around things happening in the background etc etc. some stillness would be MUCH MUCH better than the overanimated slop.
>>150641288Who do you think they'll cast as Roxy?
>>150641307zendaya
>>150641307they won't. it died. it's over....
>>150641307Cherami Leigh, same as Rose.Have all the alphas/dancestors keep the same VAs (swapping John/Jade and Jane/Jake obviously).
>>150641344that would be interesting
>>150641007For the trolls 'platonic' means 'not involved' as in they are just going through the motions, 'fake' would be a synonym here because actual romance is involved even if you're just a mediatorThey don't consider it weird to move relationships between quadrants based on developments but it is considered disruptive both to the relationship itself as well as the effects on unrelated parties so their other involvements try to stabilize these swings.
>>150639369dont underestimate him!its implied he hacked the humans computers you can see a command window open when alan clicks on his selfie in space days
>>150637931>full of shipping discourseI get the sense Sarcastic Chorus would love Homestuck
>>150641307>act 6 wasn't even teased at all in the pilot, only up to act 5LmaaoooThey know
>>150641288God I miss Roxy.
>>150641224i have a love/hate relationship with feferi, shes cute and complex but also was a cunt to everyone for no reason, even vriska thought she was mean
>>150641381He also says Skyes name without her mentioning it, implying there aswell he got data, so yeah, Coleslaws kinda weaponizing his patheticness.
>>150641460>also was a cunt to everyone for no reasonshe only got peeved at eridan for trying to for her and sollux in his auspitice quadrant>even vriska thought she was meanvriska only remarked that she was pranked her pretty good when feferi pretended to be sad
>>150641579John: god i need you.
>>150641621
>>150641579She just rolled with John impersonating her and committed fully to the bit, I admire that comedic sense
The pilot will be picked uphttps://youtu.be/eDQ7TT20cus?si=4wStGXltw5juqjQL
>>150641460She was like if Eridan was actually charismatic.
>>150641513ok but tbf this was an aggressive response from feferi and sollux, both threatening to kill eridan, when eridan was just extending the invitation to feferi to leave with him. and if you think feferi here didnt mean she was gonna kill him, she supported sollux saying he was going to and then tried to skewer eridan after he BTFO sollux. at least pre-retcon was consistent with vriska being killed for trying to bring back bec noir, but post-retcon makes no sense since eridan still got killed for trying to join jack even though he thought it was their only chance for survival while vriska gets revived
>>150641579>>150641621https://youtu.be/vcqLUS07auY?si=2-PRp7HQw4nmftn0
>>150641754You might be forgetting the part where Eridan during it also just outright destroys their only hope of bringing their entire species back.
>>1506414754dchess or author oversight??? Just as planned.
>>150641814That seems like a stupid oversight so id say its intentional 4d chess on Colslas end
>>150641808This happens after, and is the reason why Kanaya jumps him, gets holed, and then jumps him again later
Place your bets as to what the entrance order will be for Space Days. Who will Coleslaw be the server player for? Who will he be the client player of?
>>150641750Those poor black men
>>150641868I just want lily twerkin on it man. Can we please get a drawanon for this?
>>150641754if anything she should've been ANGRIER. dude was threatening to get them all killed with his retarded selfish plan
>>150641475>>150641814>>150641856you can see a command prompt open for a frame when alan opens the image (along with cody also pointing this out) so presumably coleslaw did something that lets him get peoples info
>>150641868PLEASE let coleslaw be server player for lily or skye
>>150641917I always knew Pesterchum was a RAT>>150641868Given the givens nobody has regular access to a computer except for like two people so they will be servers firstJudging by the size of that crater though their timer is more of a suggestion than a deadline
>>150641911if it was really selfish he wouldn't have gone back to invite her to go with him. he just lost hope, vriska sperged out in the same way and got rewarded for it ultimately in the post-retcon timeline. not to mention that as they were speaking vriska was murdering tavros and got off with a punch from kanaya
>>150641953Skye is the interesting choice we already got korpus/ellith for a creep/innocent dynamicI think lily will enter first since she would really want to. Then colslaw will use her to tie an end of the reach around. Similar to ellith. They could both be manipulated to do so if someone needed their help
>>150641868Space Days is tagged as nonsburb, and it seems a rather strange thing to pull a bait and switch on
>>150642058>He thinks it's a great idea to add more people to the troll session>Mickey Mouse gets prototyped and immediately kills everyone after saying something about a door to darkness
>>150640914Jake was dead by then Jade couldn't be grounded
>>150642129
>>150642123I love when the trolls are depicted as looking pretty ihnuman
>>150642097It was nonsburb. Besides sburb there doesn't seem to be anything set up for the plot to build towards. Lily's whole alien obsession seems set up for little else
>>150642187If we ever got one of those hyperreal cartoon close-ups Vriska would have exceedingly gross compound eyes, chitinous teeth and nails, and her skin would be very odd looking indeed
>>150642113This is what killing montages are made for. Homestuck died when it stopped killing people en masse. I do agree its a really big undertaking and could run out of steam like every other bloated mspfa
>>150642221kino
>>150642235>killing montagesBlame Jack being too good at killing so that by the time of Act 5 there just aren´t enough bodies for a good montage left.
>>150642008vriska and eridan were BOTH being selfish. going "hey I'm going to do something really fucking stupid and get everyone killed unless you go along with it" is peak retardation and selfishnessvriska got shat on many times and only got rewarded when she had a bit of redemption but that's a highly debatable topic and we're not going to side-track onto that today
>>150642294from the lack of quality came quantity so vast that it held no meaning or value
>>150642326>hey I'm going to do something really fucking stupid and get everyone killed unless you go along with itnot what happened in either case>vriska got shat on many times and only got rewarded when she had a bit of redemptionthe redemption is the reward? all her "being shat on" (actual character development) was literally retconned in favor of pretending she did nothing wrong the entire time>but that's a highly debatable topic and we're not going to side-track onto that todaywhat? we already did
>>150642352Killing ghosts just isn´t the same, its empty.Now if we had a [S] for when Union Jack happened and just blew up 70% of Prospit, that was the last bit where a lot of bodies dropped.
>>150637035Sad but true. The fun of this series is the pages and pages of text they send to each other. And goofing off so much before actually moving the plot along and getting something done. Neither of those translate to an animated show. And the jokes about arms doesn't work at all when they're drawn normally. But I guess the VA work was fine. I adore Homestuck and would like more 'stuff' from this franchise, but I think a big budget video game would be better than a cartoon.
>>150642398>Big budget video gameHow come Andrew is a dinossaur about this, man? the whole story is about a bunch of people playing a game yet he cannot fathom how much the fans want to ALSO play a game
>>150642398>I think a big budget video game would be better than a cartoon.Hussie tried that. Once. I'd say it didn't end well but technically it hasn't ended to begin with.
>>150642363>not what happened in either casethat's literally shown to happen in terezi's mind powers should vriska had been allowed to go. jack finds the hideout and kills them all. it would've went similarly with eridan or even worse
>>150642206Well if you take it as an AU then the humans would not exist without the trolls succeeding If it's happening simultaneously then that is also the case with an added "so where are they at the end of the OG"If it's its own thing and the universes are independent then Earth is somehow able to access the medium which implies SOMEONE is still playing sburb in Space Days just not the main cast
i have never read a good fan adventure
>>150642631What about one that hasn't been written yet
>>150642661well obviously he hasn't read that one either, nobody has.
why do women like brother relationships like dirk and dave like sasuke and itachi?
>>150642483RIP Hiveswap you will forever be semi-forgotten
>>150642631You ever read Tails Gets Trolled? I wanted to right a adventure similar to that, except the trolls are the Homestuck trolls.
>>150642726same reason men like yuri
>>150642748do it. sounds funny. you don't even need good art, if it's shitty it just makes it funnier
>>150642748>rightyou might be the perfect person for the job
>>1506427484chan session...
>>150642749Girl plus girl equals more girl. I should think the same principle applies.
>>150642844ck2
>>150642868watching two people of the same gender you're attracted to go at it is like heterosexuality^2
>>1506428334chan house but with time travel, deliberate party wipes and, -- fuck how many boards do we have -- impossible to kill enemies
>>150641750mspfa is that gif from?
>>150642844>yiffy under normal biologylmao
>>150642529then why did the all-knowing terezi retcon murdering vriska
>>150642844>Adolf Hitler got used to make Shaggy 2 DopeThis fucking comic sometimes.
>>150642966Because she had John at the ready to punch some sense into Vriska,
>>150642923Pretty sure its just a trickster mode edit.
>>1506429668ecause she had a crush on her, obviously
>>150642966this was the comic's first mistake
>>150642923no, it's from someone's tumblr I think. there's more on mspabooru
>>150643043this. The real Vriska died and is a ghost.
>>150642966because, and this is what the story dictates, not up for debate, terezi had the ability to deal with it better this time. at the time of killing vriska, she only had 2 options, let her go, or kill her. she was too immature and so the choices in life thus far lead her down the path of only having those options. she thought the options were simply the paths one can take when it is actually the road one LEADS themselves tosource: as aranea and doc scratch explain the entire scenario
>>150643127cute!
>>150643089No, the real Vriska died and then her ghost got ruined by sharing a mind with Tavros for a few moments, True!Vriska doesn't even get to have a real ghost.
>>150643127I love the sneakers very coot
>>150643127breedable
>>150643127I smell a space player...
>>150642631how many have you tried?
>Write the first few lines of what is essentially Logan's Run Homestuck EditionWhat am I even doing, I have an exam tomorrow
>>150643127A rather breedable creature...
>>150643127Wtf is that color coordination. Clearly she's an autism bimbo.
>>150643502denim skirts go with everything, anon
>>150643564>But I can come in any color
>>150643723>lust provoking image
>>150643723the ass what phat
>>150639082why does he have satanic shit on his shirt?
>>150643921he worships the in-universe satanPrisounebound has a bunch of religious allusions
>>150643936Because Homestuck has religious allusions, Hussie you hack
ready for the new waves of discourse from incoming noobs
>>150644113>44113 get
is it possible to upload test pages to mspfa? like uploading pages and saving them as a private draft so you can fix anything that looks off before public publishing?
>>150644257According to the mspfa wiki you can use the "Unlisted" tag so an adventure can only be accessed via a direct link. Searching for comics with the unlisted tag brings up no results.
>>150643768>>150643776https://files.catbox.moe/fvkmty.png
>>150644508nice
>>150644508good fucking LORD it's enormous
>>150644508Maybe starting a session with the erp server was a good idea. Or was it a bad idea? Time will tell.
>>150644546Can't have good coordination without trust building exercises
>>150644508The mixels style is nice
Who's the "Potential Man" of Homestuck?
I was sleeping on gay homestuck porn
>>150642271>>150642221:33
>>150644906Jake
>>150644906John, then Jake, then John again.
>>150644906
>>150644915share, now
>>150644982Thank you
>>150644982I love homestuck agenda-posting
>>150644906mituna
>>150644946>lights turn on>it's just regular nepeta
>>150644999Was he in the wrong for going on a murder spree?
>>150645037in a world where people type liike thii2? no
>>150644999Same. I wish I had more images of it.
hello everyone!!! i hope everyone is having a good night / morning today!!! :D
>>150644906>potential man>dinergoth>t4t
>>150644999
>>150644982Sadly he only becomes a half decent character in beyond canon
>>150644946attempts to make nepeta seem cool always fall flat
>>150644999how do you respond to this without sounding mad
>>150645087thanks jadeanon you too
>>150645131Ghost!Tavros-sama...
>>150645131He and Caliborn are the best
>>150645140more art for the collection... you will get a high five and a small bark as paymentthank you for your contribution <3
>>150645131>how do you respond to this without sounding madYou dont, this is truke-posting
>>150645114what is this dinergoth meme
>>150645121i love this fucking image lmao
>>150645166hell yeah
>>150645184forced meme, ignore it
>>150645186It occurs to me that Eridan could have been trying to cull the rest of the trolls because it would have prevented them from playing the gameAnd this may have also been why Vriska was doing her shit too
>>150645288this is a simple and nice life
karkat is the most dated millennial "loveable asshole" chungus character in homestuck
>>150645432beeg jade...
>>150645422Like people don't still idolize assholes today amirite
>>150645432>jade was made to be Big
>>150645468>>150645503Patrician taste
>>150645422Of all the enshittification that happened to all of these characters, I think Karkat hurts me the most.He was the best character in the comic, man. What the fuck happened?
>>150645673i agree he was the true soul of homestuck, but homestuck was already starting to become dated in 2016 and i guess hussie felt like he had to get with the times. jerkasses with hearts of gold just fell out of fashion. plus "lame, gay and sad" happened to literally every character late act 6
>>150645673Beats meHe should have taken a clue from his ancestor and rose the fuck up
>>150645503
>Re-release of the webcomic is finally getting to the good part of the storyMan, I forgot how much things picked up in Act 4.If by some miracle the show gets greenlit they need to make a point of fitting all of the first four acts into Season 1 or people will completely check out.Like I get it, set up is important, but jesus those first 3 Acts are slow and tedious to get through.
>>150645633the perfect image...
>>150645775Dave Accelerate is tomorrow I think
Dave in the cauldron is still the funniest panel in Homestuck.
All right, I got the Homestuck Offline Collection thingie and decided to reread homestuck.However, first I want to read all the comics that led up to Homestuck, so I started reading Jailbreak. Wish me luck.
post the most cursed mspfa panels you have (hardmode: no canwc)
>it's a terezi being abused episode
>>150645894Well I have picrel
>>150645775Also, since I'm doing this follow-along re-read.If they actually make a full animated series they had better keep the joke where Dave 'upgrades' the Alchimizer with Gamebro, temporarily turning it into a useless piece of shit.That panel makes me laugh every time I get to it on a read through. The giant metal 'bro' bust just rendering this vital piece of equipment completely useless is just so fucking funny for some reason.
>>150645775I like how only 20% of homestuck is considered good by the fans
>>150646096Well you see a lot of people stopped reading after act 5And then it kept going for several thousand more pages
>>150646096i only really dislike act 6 act 6 and that's what most fans take issue with
>>150646096Tbh, I like all of Homestuck and the Epilogues, and think the latter half of the sequel spin-off is decent.I have some qualms with some of Act 6 but it's not enough to kill the entire series for me.
>>150646096That's because only 20% of it is good.
>>150644520>>150644528>>150644546>>150644892Thank you humoring me and my fuckass troll
>>150646564>fuckass trollaccurate descriptor
>>150646564Post more pls
>>150646635It's all I got so far, I'll post more later this weekend. If you have requests lmk!
>>150646661Draw the canon troll girls fuming over her massively endowed rear
>>150646698Imagine a rain of pumpkin flavoured gibs
>>150646096I mean, for me it's more like, the first 20 percent of the story kinda sucks and but the 80 percent after that is really good.Like, I'm saying that Act 1 - Act 3 are tedious and boring but Act 4, 5 and 6 are all really good.
>>150642187In other words, you like them drawn highly off-model.That pic in particular is pesterquest-looking sludge.
>>150646718>Mallum: Kaboom!>Mallum: They'll have tæ glue you back together -- in Hell!
>>150646564would
>>150646801I'm going to need AI to generate a troll version of literally every reaction image ever madeFor no, particular, reason,,,
Conjoined Session timeLook at this alt girlLOOK AT HER!
>>150646887What about her aside from my growing desire to dunk a basketball through her horns is relevant here
>>150646887I like her hair and horns, where is she from?
prospit sided bot for an mspfa i wanna doi need more ideas for adding more yelloworange where do i add more yelloworange
>>150646738It's a perfectly fine piece of fanart, just a somewhat exaggerated style, what's the big deal.
>>150646887Liam kill this bitch
>>150646903Not sure it really needs more. You could have a production logo, kid symbol, chest panel, maybe some hazard stripes around the legs?
>>150646738you're lame
Why did they make her a bitch?Why did they make her such a hot bitch?
>>150646912If you compare it the design does seem to derive from her pesterquest design. But a lot of the changes made to make her look more alien look original
so it's not even the vivzie effect? homestuck is just dead
>>150646958Can you imagine OG Jane's in hs^2? It just doesn't work, everyone rags on pilot Dave but they did the same to Jane.
>>150646958The brain often pairs strong emotions to stop one from being overwhelmed. You can see this in cute aggression. Where bring overwhelmed by cuteness one feels violent urges.This is why often when someone really hates someone they also want to have sex with them. No matter if it’s a basal repulsion or moral indignation. Not always not everything is about sex lmao.
>last two threads had an AI OP>/aco/ thread is being plagued by an insufferable AI bro
i miss when vriska was drawn as a pretty woman with grey skin instead of a hulked out troon or bug
>>150646958>>150647004I think the seed of what Jane became in the Epilogues is there in the original comic. She is known to be someone who when left to her own devices, falls back into the most comfortable way of thinking, and what's comfortable is what she already knows.>Since then, the author has been steadily updating PROBLEM SLEUTH 2, which you have been following avidly.>You are happy that he stayed in that lane, and stuck with a time-tested formula.So it's not too farfetched she went back to her old Crockercorp ways without necessarily seeing it as that. She's also a huge Parks and Recs fan which is emblematic of the kind of hegemonic, corporate establishment liberalism she represents in the Epilogues. (Which is what makes Dave's idolizing of Obama kind of ironic cause he doesn't realize that if B1 Earth survived for another 7 years he'd have been the exact kind of president Jane was)Also that red Tiara Top choker GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNUUGGGGHHH
>>150645933I lack any identifiable emotional response to this
>>150646999For Homestuck to not be dead, it has to be good.for Homestuck to be good, Hussie has to acknowledge that it was bad. Hussie does not think it was bad.
>>150646902Conjoined SessionLike I said here >>150646887>>150646901She's a troll. She's hot. She's from a cool fanventure
>>150647089>hulked out troonDon't think i ever saw one of those, thankfully
>>150646903Sole of she's and palms
>>150646999>Don't promote the Homestuck pilot at all, literally just a teaser trailer and a Q&A, no other promotional posts>Doesn't even post any videos after the pilot comes out to promote the merch or remind people to watch the new pilot episode>Drop a trailer for Hazbin Hotel 4 days after releasing the pilotVivziepop wants Homestuck to fail. She doesn't want it to get a full series.This would be like Glitch dropping the trailer for TADC Episode 7 a few days after the KoG pilot aired.She just straight up doesn't want it to succeed because she's a narcissistic bitch and Homestuck isn't "Her show".
>>150647159*shoes
>>150647179Good.
>>150647139this was tagged june vris on tumblr
>>150647179That seems like kind of an extreme assumption, doesn't it?
>>150647214I'm really starting to think about the hyperreal zoomed in Vriska now and it's freaking me out
>>150647236I bet she'd rock the look all the same, she's hot like that...
>>150647214Looks completely normal to me. Some people just have a style that makes people look sort of androgynous. Is that so great of an offense?
>>150642326Vriska’s “redemption arc” amounted to not killing people anymore… Except she still did by using the ghost army as fodder. Killing ghosts is actually worse than normal murder within the context of homestuck.>>150642363Let us not make a false dichotomy, however. Her “character-development” both before and after the retcon was shit. Ghost Vriska’s “development” amounted to becoming a female tavros after merging with him, and just floundering around with her black fish-vriska gf. Hussie really should have just left her out of the story after he died.
Do you sometime think about characters from other media and how they would be in Homestuck? Been getting into Project Moon games and started thinking what various characters would be in Sburb.
>>150647179Thats really stupid. Why waste money like that? She isn’t a giant company who can afford petty politics like that. Does she hate money?
>>150633998As someone who only knows Homestuck for Gamzee, I will not watch another episode of it. Complete fucking nonsense and babble.
>>150647214eh, this feels more like an art style issue than an agenda push
>>150647274>does someone who got involved in any capacity with the homestuck brand hate money?The answer, given all evidence, seems to always be yes.
>>150647307Seriously, it's like Just make something GOODWhy is that so hard
>>150647263>Killing ghosts is actually worse than normal murder within the context of homestuck.I'm not actually so sure of that. We've seen what extended periods in the dreambubbles are like, it sucks. It's essentially a purgatory of rehashed memories that all end up blending together, almost nothing new can be produced in the bubbles.Keep in mind that at the end of Act 6 the ghost army was not being coerced with mind control anymore (which was mainly Aranea), but was rallied by Tavros through the Power of Friendship. The ghosts knew what they were getting into.
>>150647311To make something good out of something, the original would have to be good. It's like trying to make a house out of shit-bricks.
>>150647270I'm trying not to, because if I think about it any more I'll start putting it into my writing
>>150647311Adapting homestuck is not easy. Nor is making something good. Thats why most creations are mediocre. And most fan ending replacements for homestuck are also not even as good as the original.
>>150647179It's the inaugural project for the new Australian division too.>“It's the test pilot for lots of things,” Medrano said. “The studio, the process, a new style, a new technology. I'm excited by it, because I don't know what its future is. It all honestly depends on the audience, obviously.”Sounds like she's taking a sink or swim approach regarding the show itself, yeah. Like it's a presumed dry run if you know what I mean.
>>150647401Seeing the pilot as basically one big tech demo is something I’ve thought of. Most tech demos dont happen to also be good. half life 1 and 2 are outliers
>>150647270Yes. Since I've been doing me re-read, it's come up a fair amount of times in my thoughts. It's a decent distraction during those empty parts of my day whenever I have nothing else to do or think about.Classpecting random characters from other media is always a bit of fun due to how open it is.>Project MoonThere's some fanart of that.
>>150647263i don't think (vriska)'s character development sucked, i thought it was a good ending to see her change and become the softhearted person she always feared being and fade into irrelevancy. if meenah is just black vriska, her rejecting her was a good taste of her own medicine. the terezi kiss was cringe tho. i think vriska should have just died a ghost
>>150647489holy kino
>>150646175Most people who think act 6 was shot read all the way up to the retcon at least. Because it was shit.Homestuck being a “conversation” with the readers, it’s no surprise that when Hussie started conversations retards from tumblr the story started to go to shit. Keep in mind, Hussie had already wrote the outline for Act 5 Act 2 before they started reading.And as I recall, the lions share of them shouted from the rooftops to “skip to the trolls”. At that point in time, Act 5 Act 1 (636 p) was just 24% of the story (2624 p at the time); Less, if they started skipping to the trolls before Act 5 Act 1 was finished.So it’s funny to hear people like you talk about anyone “disliking most of the comic”.Regardless, though, most of Act 6 is shit.
>>150647690I'm not talking about disliking itThe break killed a whole lot of momentum
>>150647690the thing that perplexes me is vrisrezi though, i shipped it before it was even a popular tag on tumblr in 2013 and it had a handful of shippers but hussie decided to make it canon for no reason, it wasn't a juggernaut fujo ship like davekat so i don't understand literally who asked for matesprit or moirail vrisrezi
>>150633998Yeah but Spindlehorse would never...
>>150647270Sometimes its fun theorizing what classpect they would get and how good (or fucked) their session would be.>Project MoonAngela is basically a cross between Aradia and Vriska, ruining everything but then fixing it at least to some degree
>>150633998Why is the twitch logo here
>>150647903Same reason he's holding a snail shell
>>150639677idk, I've tried multiple times to get into the Homestuck comic since 2009. Never really got that far into it, last time I've read the trolls weren't even a thing, and I remember the fandom only becoming what it became after the trolls. Loved the pilot though, really works for the time we're in currently in cartoons
>>150646564I indeed like the fuckass.
>>150646887Im looking.
>>150648240Look Harder!
>>150647179why is it so hard to admit homestuck is just dead and kids these days just aren't interested in that kind of story anymore
>>150646887>>150648306
>>150648383I don't think people over 25 are truly aware of what's happened to the generation after them
>>150648415Focusing
>>150648415She's _pretty_
round 2 of the discord vote so far
>>150648744fucked up poll 3, oops!
>>150648744>poll 12something something never knew i wanted something something until i got it
>>150648782oh hell no
>>150648744IT'S 50/50 CAN WE STILL SWING THE VOTES
>>150648838Im doing my part to get Dirk kicked by a horse.
>>150646958decapitated Jane is the hottest>captcha: MDAMN
>you need to set up a phone number in discord to vote/use hussie discordno way fag
>>150647138Cool is uh, one way to describe itI feel like I just read a thousand plus pages of someone more or less well-adjusted's high school journal which is an odd thing to compliment something about
Being for real, when can we expect the first proper 23min episode to drop after it being greenlit? Early March, April? July? Next Fall?
>>150649226If it gets picked up and not knowing how long the legal process takes, maybe they'll hold it until april 13th rolls around?
hey guys. i haven't forgotten about your requests. It's been busy.
>>150649226I don't think we'll get a real episode next year, even if it gets picked up tomorrow.
>>150649282Based, stay thirsty my friend
>>150644906The entire Troll species.
>>150649282BIG DADDY IS COMING HOME
>>150648383It has too much potential/flexibility to be trueJust need to change with the times in an actually fun way that’s also faithful to the original acts
>>150649226Cant unless there’s an announcement they got greenlit or will continue. But theyve said theyd want to remake episode 1. Which implies they havent done pre-production stuff on future episodes. So it would probably take a lot longer than 6 months which is the shorter side of the production schedule for hazbin hotel.
>>150649282Dont stay thirsty drink water get hydrated
>>150649314>Introduce a race of bloodthirsty, utterly unhinged aliens who have a very tenuous grasp on what social responsibility means and a prone to insanity series of mutations rolled up in codified cultural racism and a romantic philosophy designed to cause casualties>The entire fanbase is shocked when they do anything edgy, violent or disgusting and make up their own version that are basically grey skinned furries
>>150649370>romantic philosophy designed to cause casualtiesThe opposite actually. Out of control kismesises get auspiticized, and moirails are a thing to make sure your hyped up high blood warriors keep the violence focused on the aliens rather than just going ham on each other.But I agree with the principle of everything else. Some people don't even want to accept how much infanticide and cannibalism plays a part in troll society.
Goodnight HSG
>>150649459Sleep well.
>>150649412Most people ignore that the celibate or (even temporarily) monogamous get executed in the OG It might be all for the shipping but it sounds pretty exhausting to me
>>150648383They want GOOD Homestuck
grey women...
>>150650029Make men act unwise.
>>150650077correct
>>150650029I NEED head from a wwoman with dangerously sharo teeth
>>150637564
>>150650388wtf, based Toby and Spindleroo?!
>>150650388
imasineall girls sburb
>>150650388Just what the pilot should have
Anyway here is one of my Fankids, haven't decided on his symbol
>>150650475Imagine if you prototyped your magical girl figure and all the enemies were now dressed as magical girls in their cute, frilly, short dresses hahaAnd you can just hurt them as much as you want haha
well, neo HSGshow us your fantrolls
>>150650684you're one sick puppy
>>150648415Good, good.I also appreciate the eye level
>>150650684Jack would go rouge faster than he did when he was forced to wear a clown costume.You've effectively doomed the sesssion
>>150650796Jack going rogue is a good thing. He's not exactly "more" threatening than the Black Queen. The only actual problem in the Beta session was prototyping a First Guardian.
>>150650716speaking of fantrolls, does anyone have a screenshot of Donute Steele? The whiteboard's mascot troll was really funny
>>150650796>>150650847>Derse self destructs because Jack and the Queen show up wearing the same dressIt's like prom all over
If i had a loli gf like lily and a psycho gf like skye id dick them down both so good, cody fumbled being born a female
>>150650716ok
>>150650796>>150650847Jack also only managed it due to the bunny, otherwise he would just been killed for it.
>>150651156Oh, but if he does get the ring he IS much more dangerous than the queen, because Jacks clearly more active and speedran the Reckoning.But yeah, not happening without a McGuffin enabling him first.
Remember, Trickster Mode is confirmed of whitewashing the cast.
>>150651224The only thing I want to win is Beforus Ancestors.
>>150640375Makes me rock solid. Maybe they should've made a few less vitiligo riddled june drawings if they didn't want people to turn to a solution?
>>150651255Understandable. Plus, it will kick out that Davekat prompt. So everybody wins on that part.
>>150651274based artist despiser, always remember that Caliborn would be pro ai if he had acess to it.
>>150651255It and either that Last Troll Super or Better Call Troll Saul.
>>150647084Making threadcops mad is the essence of homestuck, sorry. People want to shitpost in piece without deranged troon artists sperging. Youre losing :)
im surprised hussie hasnt started using AI yet desu
>>150651509>he doesn't know
>>150651332Honestly I think he'd try it, get extremely ass blasted it doesn't work how he thought it would and go back to his brute forces method while simultaneously becoming twice as insufferable about being the ultimate defender of the arts so neither side wins. Just the true pen king who gets to determine what is or isn't "ART"
>>150637187>(The official Homestuck website is unfinished and doesn't have the whole comic currently)How the fuck does that work?
John and his weird sisters
>>150651682>meenah haircutguarantee she's a weird sex pervert
>>150651679They're attempting a read-along to simulate how it was like waiting for updates. Today's likely contains Dave: Accelerate so we are going full speed in time travel after joking about time loops and having minor stuff happen in earlier acts
>>150651682Glow up
>>150651682Quickly retrieve arms from green screen
>>150651925He already has arms dumbass
Hard to tell of Rosemary fans like this are doing it in jest or really hate him during the polls.
>>150652029classic john chadbert
>>150652054>sollux doesnt have his sign on the shirtabsolute dogshit.
>>150652100Rosemary fans can't do shit right.
>>150652100Note the violet blood aswell, either they halfassed it or Eridan just got torn in half aswell while at it.
Send in more guys to vote for Dirk assaulted by a horse, its literally just a vote behind the trans shit.
New pages added! We immediately begin with Dave power-leveling on his planet. He can apparently kill things and then rewind time and kill them again! And he's already alchemized a bunch of items.He also seems to have prototyped his sprite with Lil Cal.He has a conversation with Rose that reveals he is currently (at this page in time) four months into his game session. John and Jade are dead as far as Dave and Rose know. Rose remains optimistic that they are still alive. Dave has decided to go back in time to stop John from getting killed by taking the shortcut, and Rose worries this is going to wipe her from existence. Dave suggests that this is something she can escape by being asleep, since it is apparently taking them to a place less exposed to the usual flow of time. Rose then has a particularly interesting turn of phrase: "I think the true purpose of this game is to see how many qualifiers we can get to precede the word "self" and still understand what we're talking about."Dave goes back in time and warns John not to take the shortcut. He then dumps a bunch of items on the ground in front of his past self and prototypes himself with past Dave's sprite, which has yet to have a second prototype -- did he just create a time loop in which he dies?Rose attempts to evade her timeline being erased but apparently fails. Two on-screen deaths for the price of one!Dave then tells the meddling troll who tried to get John killed that she may have just inadvertently caused the situation that leads to "the trouble they're in now". The troll immediately realizes she fucked upJohn remembers Dave's present and decides not to take the shortcut.Another troll tells John that the light kingdom is Prospit, and the dark kingdom is Derse, and that they need to win in the big battle on the planet in between, Skaia. If the side in black wins, Skaia gets destroyed and the session is over. He also tells John that their endgame happens much sooner than the trolls' did...
>>150651682>the peixes are both related to the harleyegberts by some fucked up paradox space shit>this is only really discussed a bit in act 6 and is mostly with janekinda makes me wish some fanventure capitalized on this realization happening earlier in the story, it could've led to some funny shit with john’s great grandma being space fish hitler
>>150652561And apparently, John was the condesce's favorite. Also makes me wonder if she just wanted him by her side just for the sake of it, there was no real reason to have grimbark Jade try to drag him along otherwise.
>>150652577Considering John grows up to be a comedian, just like Colonel Sassacre, some could see Condy only letting John be because he reminds her of the late husband.
>>150652577He´s the closest to Sassacre available, clearly.You know, funny little guy.
>>150652591>>150652597Considering Dad probably knows about sassacre (since he’s got the book) I wouldn’t be surprised if some of his affection for John also stemmed from him reminding him of his grandpa
>>150652528As in on the very next page.Jack proceeds to kill the queen of Derse (with the help of what's in the green box, making this Jade's fault too) and puts on her ring. Rose seems to have scrawled genetic code on the walls of her room...The very first(?) religious theme gets invoked in the next conversation John has with the troll who tried to kill him. She gives him a map to the next gate, and he believes her.The gate goes to Rose's planet. The two finally meet, although Rose is currently asleep. John has a conversation with future Dave and receives a code for an alchemiter punch card. Dave uses John to get the code for Rose's journals "because it's important for game reasons"Rose visits Dave on Derse while John looks through her things. He opens a present: it's a really old family heirloom, a stuffed bunny that she repaired with her new knitting needles.We leave off with one troll getting help from another by throwing a F1 key at him.
>>150652675Dad never knew him though, Nanna married after Condy already bailed and Sassacre himself was shot by Baby Grandpa Harley.
>>150652597Undeniable proof that gray women crave for the funny white man
>>150652522just brought it to 50/50 for you
>>150652528Back when it first came out did lots of people think the davesprite timeline was going to be the true future or was there already enough evidence to know it was an alternative?
>>150652717
>>150652828Doesn´t he pretty much say its doomed right away and thats why he goes back?
>>150652828No, not the true future. We just thought Davesprite would remain relevant and a big part of the puzzle. Whoops! Anticlimax.
>>150652717What's funny about Dave since Aradia is dating him?
>>150652828Given that Jack starts the final battle literally minutes after Dave jumps back, it's safe to say that they spent four months in a dead session prior to that conversationIt is somewhat of a mystery how they survived the end though, but that gets answered by their continued existence if you think about it
>>150652054holy fuck this picture is so based
>>150652887Aradia is a weirdo and finds Dave being so pathetic ever since hysterical.
>>150652887are you genuinely asking what's funny about some white kid who's into rap and so obsessed with being cool that he doesn't realize he's a total tool?
>>150652847When we do get to see him speak. But he shows up earlier with Dave:accelerate. So I guess I'd be referring to the period between that flash and when he gets his first log
>>150652926Calsprite couldn't have even weakened him since he was put in post-entry (like how john tried to weaken jack with the stuffed doll)
>>150652926Reckoning ultimately only destroys the Battlefield and Jack doesn´t have the Bec Prototyping in that timeline helping him just tracking everything down as he pleases. They effectively were hiding the whole time on a planet.
>>150652994Those pages dropped on the same day
>>150653185femkat would cuss vriska out until he cried
all aside I really love the dancestor's designs
>>150653459same>which is your favoritedamara, meulin, latula, aranea, horuss, kurloz
>>150653459Latula my beloved
dinergoth
Blub blub huge bitch
>>150653623>>150653645ZAMM
>>150653486>>150653500I can't get enough of the talksprite artstylelatula and mituna's gamer couple design is so cuteporrim reminds me of elvirahoruss' steampunk inventor theme is awesome. only thing that could make it better is if his goggles resembled horse blinkerskurloz having sewn his mouth shut goes really well with his skeleton themed clothing
>>150653726i like the implication that latula is only staying with mituna out of guilt and because she doesn't trust any of the other trolls besides kankri, porrim and meenah not to harm him
>>150653459Porrim looks like the kind of girl that would give you the best fuck of your life, absolutely destroying all preconceived notions of how good sex could feel, but you'd walk away with every venereal disease known to modern medicine
>>150653768this was in response to damara literally just coming over to see what happened when mituna fell
>>150653779One night of passion in the dream bubbles and you come back with some sort of super STD that could end Lord English himself given the chance.
>>150653811You know now what you must do. Much as King Arthur was given Excalibur by the Lady of the Lake, so to must you wield your horrendous ball-itch like a divine bladeYou need to fuck Lord English in the ass.
>>150653846Anon, fetch me Aradia with her time freeze, her whip and a bottle of lube, this is doable.We´re buck breaking a 10 foot Pimp Hulk. We´re making this happen.
Have a child already god damn.
Shitrezi ruined homestuck
>>150652687Does Rose figure out what the code is for during the dead session, and that's why Dave goes after it? If it's from what I think it is, does this make Homestuck more or less a ripoff of Shadow out of Time?
>>150653925trvke
>this was retconned>girlboss, YOU DON'T NEED HIM!!i guess if those toxic males never became moirails terezi wouldn't have gotten drunk everyday and snuck around with gamzee. wait karkat didn't know about that
>>150654382Terezi didn't end up with Gamzee cause of Karkat being moirails with him it's cause she spun out after killing Vriska. I think the 'you don't need him' stuff was just secondary to the main retcon that she included cause Karkat is annoying.
>>150654588the implication though is that karkat never forgave gamzee because he didn't have any reason to, they were all too busy forgiving vriska
>>150646661Draw some cute yuri dry humping
>>150654382One of the best scenes in the actPremium display of lore, this shit has been marinated in troll culture for a sweeps, aged to perfection Nevermore
>>150653893Yes good
>>150655635Mandatory.
>>150646661Your obvious self insert and the ass playing strip-mtgMan troll mtg probably has cool holograms and mortal concequences
>>150646564Draw lily from space days twerking on cock
my life would be so much easier if human relationship was like trolls
>>150655882Shut the fuck up bitch Kill yourself<3<
>>150655882No it fucking wouldn't. If you're struggling to get a girlfriend right now I doubt you'd manage two plus the other two things. The drones are already on their way
>>150650475Realistically, how would John and Dave react to getting turned into women by some cherub related nonsense
>>150655904ok now make the clubs
>>150655928i'm not struggling to get a girlfriend I just think it would be neat to have sex with your moirail and not make it weird for everyone involved
>>150655939o8<
>>150655904*cums*
>how it started: "Wouldn't it be neat if a bunch of people who don't come from a time where video games exist try to play sburb?">how it's going: "So because sburb is banned they have to come up with an elaborate AI prompt to trick the AI into running a simulation of sburb without mentioning universes, time travel or anything about how it works" "So they run a fan adventure?" "OH NO NO NO GOD NO"
>>150656144What?
>>150655928eridan had a moirail and a kismesis, your argument is invalid. 4x the romance prospects plus inherent bisexuality and no concept of marriage = almost impossible to be an incel
>>150656436Anons probably still arguing over that Medieval setting with himself.
>>150655700for a second I thought you meant Lovani was my self insert...you think the human guy is me bro I'm genuinely hurt that guy sucks don't say that
>>150656458The emphasis is on HAD. His moirail got sick of him and his kismesis bored. Just imagine the emotional mayhem of 4x the romance prospects and continually failing at keeping them.
>>150656487incel problems aren't serial monogamy or breakups... it's the fact they can't enter relationships in the first place
>>150656499Anon, thats more so because they actually practice the method of culling the actual incels than that they simply manage to have relationships.You don´t hear about troll incels when they all get turned into smears in their hives.
>>150656436The shortest explanation is that it's a writing exercise. A hypothetical fan adventure that is now running its own fan adventure, hypothetically. I do this sometimes when I get bored and let a train of thought just leave the station.
>>150656566I'm not sure I fully understand, but I hope it works out for (you).
>>150654781I always thought the "you dont need him" applied to Dave, Karkat AND Gamzee
>>150655882I would get culled because I'm a troll with braindamage incapable of caliginous romance
>>150656645i always thought that made no sense, even if we take the shoehorned abuse plotline seriously, wtf did dave and karkat have to do with that? also dave, karkat and gamzee didn't factor into the reasons why she killed vriska
>>150656679It was Hussie trying to sink Karezi because he hates any ship with chemistry. I'm not surprised his marriage fell apart.
>>150654588>she spun out after killing Vriskashe seemed pretty fine the first year on the meteor just playing can town with dave and mayor
>>150656677you wouldn't even get a lusus bro, you're getting culled by exposure to the elements
I actually like Homestuck
>>150653768nah they're as flushed as can be she just doesn't trust damara's skank ass
justice for this ship unironically
>>150656721I actually am ambivalent to Homestuck
>>150656735i hope it hurts when you die
>>150656745she literally said this
>>150656735it was ok at first and then vriska lost her damn mind
>>150656765what about it makes people seethe so much
>did you get my package yet
>>150656784That haircut she then had counts as a atrocity, yeah.
>>150656785they're terrible for each other but not enough for it to be a punishment
>>150656745STOP
>>150656789God I'd lay on her fat vulva like it was a pillow
>>150656733>nah they're as flushed as can bethey don't ever talk. mituna is a retard
>>150656603At the risk of boring you, I could describe the situation if that helps it make any sense. Some dark enlightenment types in the 2200s decide Solo Wing Pixy Style that this twisted game needs to be reset. They have some pretty compelling reasons for it; for one someone played sburb (as discovered on GameFAQs) and the Earth was mostly destroyed; trillions died. The rest of humanity grows extremely solitary and a machine is invented to make life suck a little less. Humanity nearly goes extinct in a generation before the machine is restricted for use by anyone older than 25. Test tube babies are now the only humans being born. With no one to teach the kids, an AI is spawned, the Gravemind, to hold the collected works and communication of history. That's where the AI prompt comes in. They run Medievalstuck to evade the ban on all things sburb, which got sucked in when the AI was taught.I really ought to go play some video games.
>>150656789Quick someone twist this into an incest scenario
Hmm today i will check out a random page of this russian mspfa>mspfa.com/?s=16399&p=2670I see. He’s just like me
>>150657244I love how this looks
>>150657273twwo birds one stone?
>>150657273Nepeta not getting any smooches in seems like a crime.Let the cat have her fun.
>>150657273when tf did john kiss gamzee???
>>150657342DD: Ascent more casually
In space, no one can hear you honk
>>150657441So what are the chances that Dave will be straight in the show?
>>150657745Bro it's by the Helluva Boss guysEveryone is gay
>>150657745Wouldn't bet on it
>>150657745He will either initially show interest in Rose, Jade, and Terezi before being consumed by the gay singularity, or just be gay from the start.
>>150657761did dave actually show romantic interest in any female character? as far as i remember it was rose and terezi who had crushes on him, not the other way around. he even told karkat he was never into terezi and that gamzee could basically have her
>>150656692Seems like a leap to connect a fictional relationship between two cartoon aliens with someone's personal affairs. Whatever issue Hussie had during his marriage (not really any of my business desu) would likely be independent of the plot beats in his webcomic.
>>150657849Aside from the fact that he's 13 years old and wouldn't really careNo, I can't remember a single chat log where he talks about wanting romantic attention from a girl
>>150657849>did dave actually show romantic interest in any female character?Yes, it just so happens that they were both related to him, and he didn't know about that at the time.
>>150657969Hussie in the book commentaries did imply that Doomed Dave, who would become Davesprite, did fuck Rose.
>>150657273>>150657390gamzee kiss is more of a shitpost than it was canon and didn't actually literally happen
>>150658161Just substitute it then with him smooching Tavros head.
>>150658101Eh. That they went all the way is debatable given that they're awkward 13 year olds. It's only the fact that it's hidden that makes it seem super spicy.
>>150658101>did fuck Rosewait, actual fuck? so she's bi, not lesbian?
>>150657969>momtraps and sistertrapssounds hot
>>150657849Dave called Jane hot onceD*****ta kissed Jade but that might've been Nepeta's influenceI think Davesprite and Jade dated on the trip but I could be misremembering
>>150658362Dated for a like the first year before breaking up because he figured he´s not good enough due to not being the real Dave.Pic very related because clearly he made a dire mistake trusting the "real" Dave to keep his shit together.
>>150658431shame because jade's knot was a perfect fit for his cloaca
>>150658311She's bi leaning toward women/gynomorphs. Source: headcanon.
>>150658311She’s grim leaning into dorks. Source? Media literacy
>>150658311probably just kiss
