Terrible
>/co/ gets bait and switched at least 5 times in a row>probably more
>>150648300well well well, now we will find out if hoef has the balls to go through with it (he doesn't)
He forgot to color her legs in the second panel
>>150648300No. Nothing is happening. Nothing is going to happen. Don't get your hopes up again.
Happening?
>>150648300>>If your boss gets mad I'll kick him in the nuts!>remember who gives Marten orders
Does Marten even have a boss? Besides, he runs a coffee shop at a research facility where most of the populace can't even consume food, it's not like he couldn't get away with half-assing it.
>>150648411Plenty of people have a boss who isn't their employer.
>>150648411anon the joke is that Marten is his own boss
>>150648411>>150648435He is his own boss, he's running the coffee shop. It's a joke.
>>150648453I know that's the joke JJ intended. But the accidental joke works 10 times better.
>>150648300asdhvbnjk/lc wfEL GYUIP vgIY FE ZBHM,SVWEF
>>150648345but what if he does though
>>150648469What accidental joke?
>>150648484If Marten doesn't have a boss, what would be the closest thing to one?
>Maybe I want to be scraped off the floor with a spatula.Good lord she is basically telling him to pound her into the floor.
>>150648300This won't end well. And by that I mean they aren't going to fuck.
>>150648507Claire's cock when it's not neglecting it's duties.
>>150648300You people actually enjoy reading this shit...?
>>150648648Of course not, what are you fucking retarded?
>>150648648I enjoy hating it with a group of people who hate it as much as I do.
>>150648660>>150648683>No you don't understand, were reading ironically! We don't actually like it even though we faithfully keep up with each new chapterGood lord, I fucking hate retards like you
>>150648648"Enjoy" is such a strong word. We are scavengers picking apart the stinking carrion of a comic that is dead in all but name. It's foul but satisfying.
>>150648694>I fucking hate retards like you...so you're here, doing the same thing to us that we're doing to this comic?
>>150648648It's momentum really. We don't like it, but we are already reading and we don't hate it enough to stop cause we get something out of coming here, saying "terrible" and talking about how Martin should fuck anybody but his actual partner or how the we'd fuck the fat and/or autistic chicks.
>>150648300
>>150648722No, im not doing the same thing. Im not actively consuming media I claim to hate.I see a thread about a washed up webcomic in the catalog and asked a genuine question, but I forgot that retards such as yourselves are so neck deep in irony you can not grasp sincerity.
>>150648750That's how you get alcohol poisoning.
https://files.catbox.moe/z7z4ip.png
>>150648694If you can't appreciate being a hater for the love of the game I feel bad for you dude. The fuck do you even do all day?
>>150648780You're actively monitoring discussion that you hate. I fail to see the distinction as meaningful, except that you're in denial, pretending that this isn't a regular pattern for you.
>>150648750>there's a bottle in my ass and I forgot my EnglishHot
>>150648784That's an easy chair, and she deserves to be pounded into it hard.
>>150648800Just sit down and take the L little guy you already lost this little back and forth 5 mins ago.
>>150648816Sick burn Great Valueâ„¢ Ben Shapiro
>>150648816>school_bully_not_so_tough_since_being_molested.jpg
>>150648800you can join us you know. It's fine. Why don't you just slip out of those pants and start jerking with us anon.
>>150648507Oh, ah, yes. I am dumb.
>>150648648I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is the only consistent thing that stretches back to a much simpler time in my life.
>>150648507The President of the Canadian States. Or however it works up there.
>>150648300>Questionable Consent make it happen heph
The whole point of this will just be: Marten gets too drunk and passes out at her place, then he gets in trouble at work, then his boyfriend gets pissed at him for not being responsible and mature enough. Marten will kneel for forgiveness and then we cut back to Anh Dang questioning her sexuality some more
>>150649405>then he gets in trouble at workMarten is self-employed, and it's really more like a hobby to give him something to do because there's no way he's making rent.
jeoff doesn't have the balls to go through with this, nothing ever happens. NOTHING.until jeph gets drunk
>>150648300>Marten bangs a trap and a loliWas he secretly based the whole time
is this bitch going to suck that dick or what!?
>>150648750is het een kinderfiets of een normale
Sex with the little goblin tomboy in 3...2...1...(God Martens is so lucky wtf)
>>150648750Subtitles, please. I don't speak Warcrimes(in afrikaans)
>>150649997No but you do seem to speak native-american genocide (in fake-french spoken by a drunk saxon hick)
I love how his drawing style is just falling apart whenever Liz is onscreen, it's super entertaining to watch
>>150648840oh hey I forgot about that, thanks for reminding me about it
>>150649918
>>150648784sexo
>>150649918The problem is he's been so used to receiving that he'll forget how to have normal sex
>>150650519Liz is a dom. She got that sweet sweet arm-dildo that she can equip
>>150650013I think he get too horny when drawing her
>>150648648Maybe at one point, long ago, in my misguided youthThis is definitely a hate / love sunken cost situation at this point
>>150648784>armsgross gross grosss
Even if nothing happens, Mcstabbyhands will frame out in a way that lasts to a relationship breaking misunderstanding. Like Doctor Goblin will fall asleep in top of Martin or something and either Zlata or Claire will find them like that
>>150649997>>150648803
>>150648474Damn I never thought of that. Well said.
>>150650831https://files.catbox.moe/tmwxwj.pngYeah I know my edit sucks.
>>150648300YES.YES!YEEEEESSSSSS!CHEAT ON THAT MENTALY ILL FREAKMAKE YOUR FANBASE IMPLODE
>>150648784I fucking love AI
>>150650831Fuck I totally forgot
>>150648648Sunk cost, except it sunk 15+ years ago
>>150652190sexooo
>>150654274th-thanks
>>150648300>Marten's boss>"I'll kick him in the nuts">himuh oh
>>150654349She's referring to Martens "work" boss, aka Martem himself since he's self employed.
>>150654387>Liz will kick Marten's nuts as foreplayh-hot
>>150648648i literally just control-f for "catbox" to see if anyone drew any good porn. i only ever read the comic when i see a porn piece and i'm like "oh who is this character" so i can have context. i genuinely don't know the name of the loli character
>>150648345If he did, it would be the coup of his storytelling career, but it would destroy his real life.His patreon would dry up and every Bluesky post would be about how he is the ultimate transphobe and a pedophile for portraying a 30 something year old man in a relationship with an undersized 19yo, when she's drunk and he arrived sober. They would know that y'all call her "Dr. Loli". No trans person has ever done anything wrong ever, so it would be bad writing and suddenly QC would have *always* been bad, according to people that had supported him for a decade.The playbook is pretty familiar. The fans own your work, not you, and you are only not the most detestable piece of garbage that has ever been three hitlers in a trenchcoat as long as you keep their fantasies alive.
>>150655525>the coup of his storytelling careerwasn't the trappening already this? maybe he's longing for this again. there's no such thing as bad publicity.
>>150655525You seem more interested in the potential soap opera surrounding the comic than the media itself, to a degree that I don't think is healthy.
I want to FUG that petite Dutch girl.https://files.catbox.moe/wkt87q.png
>>150656301Interested is a strong word.I would legitimately prefer to never see the comic again, but I don't care quite enough to filter it. Maybe today's the day.
>it's just going to end with them getting drunk and passing out >he's going to come home hungover early in the morning and Claire will notice>the new drama is that Claire thinks Marten is being irresponsible and drinking all the time>Marten ends up apologizing or the drama gets explained by Liz saying she has the problem and not Marten >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>150648300imagine if jeph had balls
>>150658613You would have drowned in cum.
>>150648300For editing purposes, does anyone know what font this uses?>>150656918Hey that's pretty good.
Apparently the guy on r*ddit who does page edits is also riding the "just fuck already" train.
>>150659480anyone with some sense is riding at this point, they're the only pair of characters with chemistry
>>150659480Having her talk like Faye/Roko is out of character but the last panel makes it all worth it.
>>150659512They're kinda the only characters who are characters these days, which is probably why they have absolutely electric chemistry compared to the dead, listless cardboard cutouts that the rest of the cast have devolved into.Well, Marten is a character. Liz is like half a character at best. But still.
>>150656918>Liz's sudden realization that she's actually losing her virginity, that losing your virginity is surprisingly painful, that she's losing it to a guy a decade older than her who is cheating on his girlfriend, that she's suddenly become a man-stealing whore, that she's betraying one of the few friends she has, that her job and house are at risk, she might get beaten to death by Claire, that all the pounding has got the booze ready to come back up, she's holding in a massive fart, and that she stopped taking birth control months ago
>>150652223Does anyone actually like claire?
>>150660330I used to like claire. Before she was the poochy to end all poochies.
>>150659480Hi; I'm him. I've been on that train for months. They're the only characters with any goddamned chemistry anymore, intentional or not.>>150659524>Having her talk like Faye/Roko is out of characterI've been writing her dialogue like that because she's drunk.
>>150660111>she might get beaten to death by ClaireTrannies don't beat people up, they have orbiters to do that for them.
>>150660494Doing God's work, SC
>>150660494For the last panel did you redraw Marten's head or paste it from another strip?
>>150648335BUT. THEY. MIGHT. FUCK. SO. I'LL. HAVE. TO. KEEP. READING.
>Marten cheats>Fanbase: "Heh, okay, let's see xem tear into that cis male scum!">Claire doesn't literally chop his balls off and then murder him in the name of some fucking current Twitter celebrity>Fanbase: "YOU SHOULD LITERALLY COMMIT UNALIVE OR YOU WILL BE CALLED A PDF-FILE">Stabbening 3
>>150660626It's pasted from 5662. I traced over its lines, though, because scaling made them too fuzzy. I tried to redraw parts of May's face to look more like Liz, but I'm certainly not as skilled at that sorta thing as y'all's resident artists.
>>150660741Still far ahead of me. Well done.
>>150660494How does it feel knowing that you put more effort into writing the comic than Heph does?>>150660667It's like buying a lottery ticket. The logical part of your brain knows nothing's going to happen, but you get to imagine what things would be like if it did.
>>150660822It feels like stepping over a bar that's low enough to the ground that even Pintsize's old chassis could clear it.
>>150660822I swear there was a thread where someone storytimed a bunch of the editted strips and people were shocked that QA had gotten good again.
>>150658859thanks
>>150660494>They're the only characters with any goddamned chemistry anymore, intentional or notIs it any wonder people are shipping them here
