He's back!and he's back....................SOMEHOW!!!
I prefer /co/'s version of him.
they fly now?
The fact that dying didn't permanently erase him or make him respawn in hell makes me think A) even IF an angel dies they just go to heaven anyway cuz it's a bullshit corrupt gated community system or B) Adam is special specifically because he was the first ever human man, so God will break the normal rules out of favortism
>>150649822Without Adam there is no great chain of being
>>150649822>>150649720He's Lute's schizo hallucination, he's not actually there
Vaggie having heterosexual sex with male men.
>>150650045Specifically HUMAN MEN.
>>150650045She's so fucking hot
>>150649845As much I don't care about this series. I hope that this happen. I'm thinking the same as you are, anon.
>>150649720Why is he back?
>>150650385meh
>>150650468>>150651727There were some leaked animatics a while back. One of them showed Adam phasing through Lute like a ghost. His dialogue in that scene implied that he was just a figment of Lute's imagination.
>>150649720I hope sinner Adam actually happens. Imagine Vox doing his scheme and then the OG man shows up and swats him aside at the climax
>>150650045Excuse me, bigot. We call them lettercarriers now.
>>150652740C A R L O S
>>150651727He's a HaLUTEsination
>>150652835
>>150652526>Luuuuuuuute... I'mhauntingyou!
>>150649720BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE
>>150649720He realistically should be able to come back if sir pentious is going back to hell to become a sinner.
>>150650045>male menRedundant
>>150653105YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
>>150649720i thought this was the demon nigga from helluva because the designs are so samey
>>150653239The specification is necessary in the current year.
>heaven sucks>hell sucks>earth sucksWhat's the philosophical takeaway here?
He must be a sith.
>>150649720You guys are idiots, it's just a hallucination of him. He's still dead.
>>150654652>>150652526If Adam is just a motherfucking hallucination then it's not fucking okay that they put him in the goddamn trailer to manipulate the viewer into think he's back. They can fuck the hell off for this
>>150654623dick down demon dykes
>>150654676A trailer lies? When has a trailer ever lied before!? Why would a trailer lie!?
>>150654676Lute, is that you?
>>150654623We've only heaven suck for various angels.Until it sucks for a soul all we can say is it's not perfect.
>>150654623>What's the philosophical takeaway here?Adam GOOD. Demons BAD.
>>150654623Everyone exists to suffer for Lord Moloch, the true ruler of Hell and the insane demon god who hates everything good.
Do you guys think God is a good person in this universe? Hard to contend with everything being so obviously fucked up if he is
>>150649822Fucking God being a favorite son kind of dad
>>150649720its just an illusion OP...but also what I am more interested in is in how adam's absence will make the world go out of control.also WE NEED the reaction of lilith and eve of his death...a little eulogy for their dead husband at least.
>>150655522the digits comfirm it.>>150656952I believe he will straight up ice the entire creation, he will take anyone worth something alongside adam and leave that world to crumble under its own weight.maybe even make adam and lute the new first man and woman in a new creation.
YEAH CAUSE HES BACKKK. THE MANNN BEHIND THE MASK! AND HES OUT OF CONTROLLLLL
>>150658334this is just Lute's fantasy typed out
>>150658299From the leaks we know Lilith is evil and Eve joined hell since hell are the good guys. So, nothing at all.>>150654676Where is he in the trailer.
>>150656952God’s been napping for last 10k years, restoring Creation after Lucifer accidentally created Hell took a lot out of Him. He’s gonna wake up and wonder what the fuck is going on.
>>150658399>He
>>150656952I don't think God is even an actual thing in this show, the way the origins of Hell is described makes it sound like everything was do to a group of Angels and not one specific mighty creator
>>150658355>From the leaks we know Lilith is evilI mean, thats quite obvious but there has to be a reason for that deal she made...there is more to her than just that.>and Eve joined hell since hell are the good guys.why am I even surprised again?...adam should have gotten a third wife instead of sticking with a two timing piece of shit.
>>150658435wasn't the empyrean a thing in the hellaverse?
>>150658483>was it worth it emily?>...>oh come on don't give me that look>we both know you have no one but yourself to blame~>it was your choices and decisions that landed you in this god forsaken cesspit>and before you start blaming for your problems like everyone did in my lifetime...>take a good look in the mirror and tell me you are innocent>go ahead think very carefully about WHO got you into this whole mess>...>very well then fall like lucifer I guess you stupid cunt>blame all your issues on me and pat yourself in the shoulder
>>150656952Viv is too big of a coward to have the capital G God in her show
>>150649720Spoiler: he's Lute's halLUTEcination. I hope he comes back for real at some point though. There are a million and one story reasons for it to happen, and everything they need to set it up has already been set up. If they're gonna bring him back anyway, he might as well get the opportunity to interact with characters besides Lute.
>>150656952Having the most powerful individual in heaven not be a woman would be too anti-feminist.
>>150658978lute may be a houri and made for adam only...she has no purpose anymore except adam.>>150659068I rather have god as this transcendental light being, kinda like an eldrith being above such mortal concepts and yet still loving enough to interact with creation.
Vaggie kissing men
>>150659220they need a sperm donor for kids.
>>150659241Who's donating?
>>150659241Vaggie gets spern donations from every man in the neighborhood whenever Charlie isn't home.
>>150659310>Vaggie cucks Charlie with men>>150659335>Charlie cucks Vaggie with womenPerfectly balanced.
>"It's over Lute! Adam's DEAD and the Seraphs are on our side! You've LOST!">A bloodied but smug Lute can only chuckle>"I still have one last ally to call upon. Someone who despises you degenerate hell fucks even more than I!" >"Who the fuck would hate us more than Adam's beloved feather duster!?" >The ground begins to shake>"Let HE...">The Hazbins startle at the new rumbling voice>"...With SIN...">Looks of horror on the faces of Sera and Lucifer begin to emerge as they recognize the voice>"...CAST THE FIRST STONE!">Everyone collectively shits themselves as a new figure starts charging towards them>"Oh fuck my duck, it's CAIN!"
>>150649822>Still thinks God exists in a liberal pastiche of christianity even though we all know only the british are jaded enough to do that
>>150658435There's a character called speaker of god (watch the leaks, scrub) , I think he exists
>>150654623Honestly I always found the extermination a pretty weak plot pointWould you really want to live in hell forever and forever
>>150653105Adam is in Lute's head like a skull ghostA Skost
>>150649845Jojo Rabbit/Mr.Robot Lute is best Lute!
>>150659513He des exist and Adam iis Lut's schizo hallucination we've known this since the leaks
>>150649720help i got overinvested again and now the idea of a show ending makes me really sad
>>150659220https://youtu.be/Q6Zk4pkfODk?si=kM4uqnm2Z6_dnXAE&t=9
Will she ever get treated for her schizophrenia?
>>150649720He looks like a nortubel character
>>150662280What if her hallucination Adam was a creepy and realistic version of him that looks more something out of a dark ages depiction than anything else.
>>150661145>Jojo Rabbit/Mr.RobotI prefer the classics.
>>150662312>Adam if he real
>>150649720What do I expect from this, again?
>>150659503Cain doesn't actually have any special things about him, anon.At best he'd be an archangel in this setting, so Sera and Lucifer would slap him silly.
>>150663527if he still has his curse then I do hope that lucifer kills him just to trigger the 7 years stuff.
>There are people in this thread that haven't listened to Like Gravity
>>150663543Cain's curse is just that he can't farm the land anymore(which is why he ends up a city person, not a farmhand nor a wanderer). The Mark of Cain and 7 years stuff is just God protecting him from being killed.And he dies anyway eventually because he's not actually immortal, at which point the mark would no longer have any effect.But of course you could do a different take on it for Hazbin, where it actually does manifest as a proper curse.
>>150654623>heaven sucksIt doesn't though. It's just extremely gated
>>150663527Cain is the first murderer.Him not having anything special but STILL getting people scared would be funny as HELL. He's not even a practiced killer or a fantastic soldier. He's just a guy everyone is wary about.
>>150658978You didn't spoil that wellAdam is still dead, he a hallucination of Lute, ONLY a hallucination.I do kinda want to spread the info, But i don't want to "spoil" people.
>>150654623Hell is chaos.Heaven is law.When you have too much chaos, you have anarchy. Which is why the people who survive hell have divisions hierarchy and community groups. Establishing law within the chaos.When you have too much law, you have ignorance. The destruction of autonomy. Which is why heaven is filled with people either willfully doing awful things or be compliant with blind faith.Earth is a balance of chaos and law and so it is the best world out of the three. Only by emulating Earth can you begin to truly do good things.
>>150663637The 7-fold curseAnything that tries to harm Cain instead has it done to them 7 times over. Stab him in the gut you get a fist size hole in your stomach.And some text say cain was made to forever walk the land of nod, which the word "nod" itself means "to wander" - meaning he was made to forever walk the earth
>>150663868>The 7-fold curse>Anything that tries to harm Cain instead has it done to them 7 times over. Stab him in the gut you get a fist size hole in your stomach.Would be a neat way to do it in Hazbin.Not part of scripture though. It is just God swearing to avenge Kain sevenfold himself.>And some text say cain was made to forever walk the land of nod, which the word "nod" itself means "to wander" - meaning he was made to forever walk the earthBiblical scripture says he was a city-builder. Jewish apocrypha says he died because his house collapsed on him.From Jubilees 4:>At the close of this jubilee Cain was killed after him in the same year; for his house fell upon him and he died in the midst of his house, and he was killed by its stones; for with a stone he had killed Abel, and by a stone was he killed in righteous judgment.>For this reason it was ordained on the heavenly tablets: With the instrument with which a man kills his neighbour with the same shall he be killed; after the manner that he wounded him, in like manner shall they deal with him.'
>>150663868Lies. Cain has kids… somehow, so he doesn’t literally walks the earth forever.
>>150649720Don't worry Adam, we'll look after your girl Lute!
>>150664201Not literally but I doubt people are going to be okay with the guy who can't die and makes soil infertile staying with them their enitre life. Or that Cain will find a kingdom that will last as long as he does,
>>150663840get outta here Moorcock, you sheister
>>150660055a mercy really, but for some reason everyone is Prideful. Including the half spawn that shouldn't technically exist. And probably doesn't in reality or in the show.
>>150660016So Metatron?
>>150664355well he did have a good amount of kids presumably with a sister. The kids or grand kids are kinda shit at worshipping God and tend to make their own mythos about themselves like declaring they have the curse too somehow. Also the way their achievements are described sounds like Greek theities
>>150664502>well he did have a good amount of kids presumably with a sisterAwan, according to apocrypha. The oldest of the siblings outside himself and Abel.Jubilees, once again:>And in the third week in the second jubilee she(Eve) gave birth to Cain, and in the fourth she gave birth to Abel, and in the fifth she gave birth to her daughter Âwân.>And Adam and his wife mourned for Abel four weeks of years, and in the fourth year of the fifth week they became joyful, and Adam knew his wife again, and she bare him a son, and he called his name Seth; for he said 'GOD has raised up a second seed unto us on the earth instead of Abel; for Cain slew him.'>And in the sixth week he(Adam) begat his daughter Azûrâ.>And Cain took Âwân his sister to be his wife and she bare him Enoch at the close of the fourth jubilee. >And in the first year of the first week of the fifth jubilee, houses were built on the earth, and Cain built a city, and called its name after the name of his son Enoch.>And Adam knew Eve his wife and she bare yet nine sonsAt least two daughters and a total of 11 sons. Adam was busy. If you were wondering why Azûrâ got brought up...>Seth took Azûrâ his sister to be his wife
>>150664071>Jewish apocrypha
the jubilees are suspicious at best, but i appreciate the pointin>>150664844g
