Daphnebros... They are laughing at us again...
Velma was never fat.Velma was always stacked.
>>150671251The stacked plain jane.
I'm tired of the whole brownificaton of Velma thing nowadays.
>>150671214It's because the internet is filled with brown people now and in their culture being fat means you can make lots of babies.>>150671434Then kill the mystery meat next to you.
>>150671434Other than that Velma show everyone hated, has that even been a thing? Even in be cool she is white.
>>150671214Ok but did he really need to draw Fred so hot
>>150671455OG Scooby, the source material
>>150671434Then why are you bringing it up? Nothing in OP's image or the posts before yours depicted or mentioned it.YOU'RE the one that's the problem here.
>>150671473I mean that's just what he looks like, isn't it?
>>150671516
>>150671434>see a beautiful white woman>first thought is NIGGERSMan please take your meds
They're both hot.
>>150671473Fred's always hot
>>150671455She's spic for some reason in the Scoob! movie.
Her boobs looked good, though.
remember ruth bader ginsburg fetishism lmao
>>150671214This is Baalbud, ehhhhhh etoo minasan... What's the joke here? I don't get it.
>>150672068>>150672091>>150672105I liked this movie, not the greatest thing ever but it was cute.
>>150671214I miss when this guy just drew straight up porn
>>150671455>Other than that Velma show everyone hated, has that even been a thing?Its a cunny poster complaining about adult women. Curves is apparently a race thing to them. Real men like 4 foot tall women with zero curves or some shir
>>150671455Just Velma and the SCOOB film. Direct to video films are usually the main basis of the gang, which has adapted lesbian/bisexual Velma but let her stay white.Daphne has been getting more tan/orange though
>>150672107Perverts are funny
>>150671214Always been amusing to me how hard Daphne gets shafted
>>150672428>how hard Daphne gets shaftedAnd not in the way she wants either.
"We'll never catch him, he's on a unicycle!""It belongs to me, and you can't have it!""Oh, I'd love to own one!"-Daphne Blake
>>150672107Velma is hot(ter) and that's not a joke
>>150671214Where i live they had a whole ass promo about velma dating johnny bravo, its weird as shit daphne is nowhere near as marketed despiste appearing in more media than velma
>>150671214>no cap fr frPLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE NIGGERS
>>150672068>>150672091>>150672105>Thicc latina Velma>>150671434I have the exact opposite opinion and think we can go further. We got not just Latina Velma but also two types of asian with East Asian Velma and Southeast Asian Velma. Can't forget about the implicit Jewishness of OG Velma so do what I do and combine all 4 of them together!
>>150672580And while we're at it, let's come up with different ways Daphne can be browned too, like brazillian daphne or polynesian Daphne, heck we can even persian Daphne in the mix.
>>150671214>redditbuddy
>>150671214In Character Fred Moment
>>150672641>let's split up gang!
>>150672274>Real men like 4 foot tall women with zero curves or some shirYes.
>>150672316That's his only joke.
>>150672316>NORMAL WORDS, BUT AN ORC GUY!
>>150672486Velma is seen as more approachable and attainable. That really is all there is to it.
>>150672733which is funny because that's a post-Breakfast Club projection. Real VelmaHeads knows there's approachable about Velma, She stands there with that half smile staring at you unblinking while you calling you out as a liar who hoards secrets.
>>150671214Daphne is hotter.
Daphne's a secret bitch
>>150672870how is it a secret
>>150672580>>150672593Fuck. I wish Shad had done one of his usual comics with these two.
>>150671455I'm pretty confident that Velma's been Jewish at least once too
>>150672927Dog dick would've been involved.
>>150672927Reminder, if you like Shadman, you ARE a PEDOPHILE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_JC3VV6T0s
>>150672619he is a 4chan og.he was active in the /a/ and /ic/ drawthreads a decade ago.good job outing yourself as a newfag
>>150673078Not always. He could, and probably would, have given Velma a dick and had her bulge Daphne.
>>150672619He has a whole gallery in sadpanda to back up his decade of working for us anons here, some I didn't even know he drew and here I believed I had seen all of his quick sketches
>>150671214Call me when the newest toss' drops
>>150672428There was the point in history where Velma and Fred wert MIA so Daphne must have been the preferred one at some point.Mystery Incorporated Daphne is good and is clearly superior to the bitch jealous of a dog Velma from that same series.And Be Cool Daphne carries that show hard because they decided to just make her batshit insane and it oddly worked.
>>150672428
>>150671214Will fred reveal his trap fetish?
>>150673078Hot
>>150673118>>150673800Dog dick strap-on and its Daphne's.
You may not like it, but this is peak Velma
>>150673865I simply disagree, we need curves.
>>150672068>>150672105>>150672091disgusting
>>150672274Man pedophiles are so retarded lol. It makes me so happy to know that outside of these washed up neglected 20 year old internet boomer sites every corner of the earth wants them dead.
>>150673118Actually, it seemed that he was aiming on giving Daphne a dick and let Velma be her "doggy" (based on that picture with nude Velma with Scooby's collar and Daphne's shadow showing a clear bulge).The issue with Shadman is that he never really finished the things he started. So many unfinished comics and sets, damn
>>150672105>>150672091>Her skin tone got darker with ageThis is a canon event for light-skinned latinos.
>>150674156>Daphne's shadow showing a clear bulgeMan I don't remember that one and it disappoints me so. Got a link to it? Also fuck it was always a nightmare that he never finished his comics. So many of them just left either right at the best part or after doing so much good stuff. Incestables and the Coraline double mom one not continuing still disappoint.
>>150673900Now THIS is how the lesbian dynamic between Velma and that black chick in that Halloween(?) movie should have played out.Velma is the kind to go for her prey, not become a puddle around them.
>>150674177>Got a link to it?https://files.catbox.moe/0dmnz8.jpgThere you go. The worst part is that you know it was going to be good.
>>150671214Remember when you were in high school and everyone was looking to have a bang with the hottest girl in the class?.But since she was practically unattainable, some of you started to see one of the quiet girls who barely stood out with different eyes?.Well, this is the same case, only more sad because is a fictional character.
>>150674201I've never understood why people here think everyone self-inserts like a loony bin reject desu
>>150674245Sadly the majority of 4chan now are basically bots with no creativity or soul, incapable of conceiving anything besides their narrow stunted worldview
>>150671214Never 4get that Guess Who made Velma and Daphne into peak slampigs
>>150674193>Velma is a broken pet and Daphne is packing a meaty full package monsterFuck I wish he had done more with this. Thanks for posting either way.
>>150671434But you're too bitch to do anything about it
>>150674281brutal mogging for the dyke on the left
>>150674281Velma was always peak slampig to me.
I remember when scooby doo was airing most other teen shows had this constant school clique thing going on where everyone kind of fit into different roles. Nerds with nerds, jocks with jocks (evil), pretty girls (all mean and evil), stoners, etc.As a kid I really appreciated that SD showed kids that looked like they could fit in to those groups but were friends with each other instead and never mentioned it, as if that was just natural.
>>150673848Boring
>>150674642Okay, suppose you would prefer that Daphne and Velma get porked by a the multi turbo bio dicks gigantic robot demon mech fueled by ghost energy piloted by old man Jenkins instead?
>>150673848Eh, it just doesn't hit the same unless the dick is one of theirs. Besides, straps weren't really Shad's thing anyway.
Daphne has and always will be the better girl
>>150671214Reddit sure does love pushing the narrative that obese women are attractive.
>>150671214based
Lord forgive me as i make a wojak meme to illustrate this scenario
>>150673661>And Be Cool Daphne carries that show hard because they decided to just make her batshit insane and it oddly workedNah
>>150675136And in turn Velma has also been incorrectly called fat for years when in reality sheโs just short and average sized standing next to a tall slim model of a woman in Daphne. Look who they cast for Velma in the live action movies to see how Velma is never seen as fat.The ONLY time she has been obese (and Indian) has been in Velma, which is the same series that made Shaggy black, Daphne Asian, Fred a manlet, and the stand in for Scooby as Shaggyโs black goth girlfriend. Itโs hardly an accurate representation.
>>150672274>subverting beauty standards, shifting them to a bodytype certain races are more likely to attain naturally is totes not a race thingI see you moshe.
>Hey, did you know Velma is actually hot and people find her attractive?Yes? What is this 2003? Baalbuddy should go back to making jokes about eroges. At least that's a little novel.
>>150675136>Reddit sure does love pushing the narrative that obese women are attractiveVelma is not obese, in fact she is at the ideal weight for a woman of her height.
>>150675136
>>150671214Baalbuddy (the artist here) can draw pretty well. But damn is his stuff memed up.
>>150671473>Handsome, tall, blond, athletic, nice guy, inventor.It's not fair. How could anyone have a chance next to him?
>>150676036Hopefully he's gay.
>>150671473Yes
>>150671214Baalbuddy is like the Ur-example of being carried by his art skills, because in terms of dialogue, good lord. He is the second least funny human alive.
>>150673100>>150673177It's one of those cases where something originally from 4chan blows up on Reddit and now newfags think it came from Reddit because thats where they saw it first. Like arrow to the knee or those reaction images that became "ragefaces"
>>150672428Facts. At least Guess Who gave her some wide hips and a fat ass to counter Velma's "Big Titty-ness"
>>150676227Well, he is an artist in the first place. Although it is also the appeal to the general white male audience - you know, the only audience, that exists anywhere in the internet outside of twitter, reddit and other popular normalfag places. That is, white male normalfags don't have their tastes too different from white male nerds, white male autists and other actual dwellers of the internet as long as we are talking about some generic things and not /d/- and specialized-boards-boorus-forums-tier things. And others like that roman lesbian-oriented one, "actually-futa-content-but-not-futa-content-for-general-audience" and "i-use-tes-but-the-joke-is-sex" thrive on this - "sex sells/plot should exist, but not much more than that/jokes and fun are liked by everyone" combo.
>>150676227He actually gets patreon support and even direct commissions to draw this kind of thing. He used to draw almost nothing but porn and still very rarely does. I wish porn was still his focus, he genuinely drew one of the hottest Morrigan pics I've seen.
>>150671214Daphne>>>>>>>>Velma
>>150672580>Itโs not happening chud>>yeah it is, look>YES AND ITโS A GOOD THING CHUDEvery time.
>>150672619>>150672593>>150672927yeah if anything his memes are very 4channy
It's all a matter of what you prefer: a long-legged, brainless high-maintenance clothes horse or a brainy, casually-dressed glasses girl with curves.
>>150676244wtf thats not photoshopped? it looks weirdly out of place
>>150676002she's 15 you sick fucks!
>>150676002Why don't Fred and Velma get paired up more? Seems like they have more in common and they're typically the drivers in solving mysteries.
>>150676642Now that you mention it, you're right, she is the second youngest member of the team (after Scooby), I wonder how she became friends with two 17 year old boys and a girl.
>>150676009>remember seeing this image in high school>realize that means that it's 17 years oldthat image would be able to vote next by august
>>150676648It could actually be a really fun dynamic to see Fred and Velma geeking out over how to solve a mystery or the logistics of setting traps, while Daphne gets jealous even though neither of them is actually into the other.
>>150676227>He is the second least funny human alive.Are you number one?
>>150676648>Why don't Fred and Velma get paired up more?The episodes have to be 20 minutes long, they are too efficient together.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4&pp=ygUTZ2hvc3Qgc3F1YXJlIGhhbW1lcg%3D%3D
>>150676668>...and see Velma, that's how you set it up so the cage drops right when they walk under it!>Jinkies Fred, I never knew so much work went into these traps! What if you replaced the rope with a steel cable, to make sure tha->UM GUYS, WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE HERE. RIGHT, FRED?
>>150676009This image purifies my soul every time I see it. I've never seen more tasteful underboob in my life.
>>150676002It's odd that Velma is younger than all of them. I would have assumed they were all from the same class/year at school.
>>150676648IIRC there was a funny scene in one of the cartoons where they end up paired together and neither of them have anything to say to the other
Velma has become so overhyped that I switched back to Daphne.Helps that she's generally been funnier than Velma in most incarnations. She often gets tied up. Also she keeps catiching straight shota implications.
>>150673661>And Be Cool Daphne carries that show hard because they decided to just make her batshit insane and it oddly worked.Sure but there's still the Family Guy expression so, you know, there's that.
>>150671214
>>150676670I like my anons medium rare, not well done.
>>150674201>Remember when you were in high school and everyone was looking to have a bang with the hottest girl in the class?.I went to an all boys high school. I was doomed from the start.
>>150675960>doesn't deny the cunnigger allegationsLmao you fags are too easy to rat out
>>150673865she's so funny lol
>>150672105To be fair that does seem in character for her
>>150677050I like how the narrative switches between "kikes want nothing but lolis" and "kikes want nothing but fat brown women" depending on what they decide to be mad about that day.
>>150672428It's surprisingly tough to make Daphne sexy with today's tastes.
>>150671214Daphne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> VelmaVelma's a bitch.
>>150674201Why do people use this cope so much now? Daphne's just always had way less of a defined personality than Velma does. Nobody ever gets mad about people not caring for Fred's boring normalfag ass. It's only a problem when it's waifu wars time again.
>>150674201one of the popular girls in class gave me a photo of her spread eagle and I had no idea what to do with itshe also got angry at me that I was the only guy that wouldn't hug her every morning
>>150677119Was she naked?
>>150677130Yeah, completely nude. It reminded me of a girl I knew in middle school going through problems at home. she started acting out by flashing guys at random and would caress my back under my shirt or my thighs. months later I found out she learned she was adopted and didn't take it well.
>>150677050>>150677081>my negroworship agenda was called out! i must divert attention to an entirely different matter and samefag so it looks like more people support my diversionOy.
>>150677182My battleship remains unsunk.
No idea why or when people stopped caring about Daphne, damn shame.
>>150677158I have a similar story from the 4th grade. Our desks were grouped together in fours, so you were sitting directly opposite of another student. The student of front of me was the class bully, a girl named Amanda. She was pretty tall and pretty thick, and was known for being just kinda stupid.One day we had a math quiz, and I finished my test first. So I sit up and look around at the rest of the class. Amanda then gives a yawn and a stretch, and as she was stretching, hooked her fingers on her shirt and lifted her shirt in front of me, exposing her breasts. She wasn't flat either, she was fairly chubby so she had some mounds. But honestly, they were that ugly kinda pancakey shape with the large nipples.She never made eye contact with me and just went back to her quiz. I looked around to see if anyone else noticed, but no, just me.Normally, I'd think this was her exploring out her kink and using me as a prop, but I did remember thinking that she was just so stupid in everyday life, that she probably genuinely didn't understand what she did.
>>150677193
>>150677214I'm sure the Jew you're looking for is resting his circumcision scar on your mother's tonsils.
>>150677198>implying I stoppedShame on you.
>>150675136>fag calls a female character obese>look inside>it's just a stacked woman with no fat in her gut
>>150676819>*Velma is in the library reading a book about mysteries*>*Suddenly, Fred Jones approaches her table.*>"Hi, you must be Velma from 9th grade.">"Ye-yes, you're Fred Jones, team captain.">"The one and only, nice to meet you.">"Likewise." *Velma was blushing*>"Hey Velma, I see you like mysteries. Would you like to come to my truck and solve some mysteries together?" *Fred said in a seductive tone*>"ex-Excuse me?!" *Velma was completely blushing*>"My mystery club and I are planning a trip around the country to solve mysteries. Do you want to come? We think you'd be a good addition to the team." *Fred points to Shaggy and Daphne*>"I... uh... sure..." *Velma lowers her head in defeat*>"Cool! You're not allergic to dogs, right?"
>>150677207Not your blog retard
>>150677237>literal ur mom nonargumentOof, someone is not getting paid today.
>>150677082>>150677198It's due to Daphne's current lack of personality. She was the sweet damsel in distress, but she can't be the damsel in distress anymore. Now she has to overcompensate with hundreds of other skills that no one cares about.Personality is an important part of a character's appeal.
>>150677319Imagine this Daphnehttps://youtu.be/j8X1EtuU4RE?feature=sharedBut with Guess Who? Design
>>150676558I will take the needy BBW anyway. But I would like to see Daphne get the better treatment for once.
>>150677319Daphne has just as much personality as every other member of the gang. Her hypnotism fetish is peak and her getting into danger leads the gang to clues, but you're right that her gimmick as damsel in distress isn't culturally accepted anymore.
>>150672619>>150676227man, the old "crabs in a bucket" mindset that's so prevalent on 4chan lately is truly pathetic
>>150677449For me it's seeing people go off on Binging with Babish. He literally got started posting his earliest videos on /co/ because he was mostly trying to recreate cartoon recipes.
>>150677449I mean good for him, but I still donโt find his humor that funny
>>150671214https://youtu.be/rZgzgejNd3w?t=17s
>>150671214The joke is twitter slang
>>150677483honestly compared to 90% of the other shit out there on twitter it's really not that bad
>>150671473Fred has become more relatable to modern autists as a guy who looks almost normal but then is a fucking weirdo.
>>150677483>>150676227>"it's just not funny">watches cartoons for children>has sensible chuckle when a character says it's "clobberin' time!">posts racist girl elf comics
>>150677660Who are you talking about?
>>150676002>4'9"That's actual midget territory. How is she that small?
>>150677689(you)
>>150677475The "Babish Cinematic Universe" is quite literally peak Reddit THOUGH. Pretty much everyone who makes content involving themselves ends up switching to the Reddit/normgroid audience for views and social approval. Just look at Anthony Fantano.
Daphne is infinitely hotter. you can draw that frumpy leggo haired nerd as off model thick as you want it wont change my opinion.
>>150677801NTA, and I'm not that well-versed in internet lingo... but what is the problem with Babish?
>>150677860He became successful, it makes 4chan seethe when one of their own actually does well.
>>150672619hello i'm luigi mamma mia
>>150677860He leaned too hard into pop culture and became the typical media personality, down to the dull leftist politics and basedboy manners like painting his nails.
>>150677927delicious red claws typed this post
>>150678023>down to the dull leftist politicsUgh, really? Such as? (Honest question, out of curiosity, I've only seen old videos of him... the current ones don't really catch my attention)
>>150673093>pyrocynical is in the thumbnailtypical for a tf2 playing furfag
>>150675960Big tits and thick thighs can be seen in mid-20th century pin-up art.
>>150678595That's not even removely comparable to the lard assery getting pushed today. Like this disgusting shit >>150601308
>>150674097Not the Muslim world
>>150678713But that's a individual artist who's leaning towards fetish material
>>150678713>thighs bigger than your head=disgusting I'm sick in the head for liking shit like this, huh
>>150678875>>150678896>samefagging to defend his negrophile agenda again>didn't even try to act like two different posters this timeJust skip to the ur mom argument already.
>>150676002>All MuscleFred is my boy
Why does everyone hate Daphne
>>150672641>>150677449Bums me out seeing how much modern /co/ seems to fucking hate Herny for daring to draw outside of directly for /co/.
>>150676861Do you know what show or movie this screenshot is from?
>>150671214They're both hot. Tired of this false competition. Scooby fucks both of them.
>>150677198>Typo2/10. Literally unsalvageable!
>>150676002>Ambition: NoneThis is why Shaggy is my boy.
>>150671434so far we've got>asian velma (live action tv movies)>latina velma (scoob)>indian velma (mindy kaling's version)i'm hoping for eastern european velma next
>>150679116A combination of she's boring and she's expected. Daphne is the HOT chick and nothing else really but when the other options are also hot but with more interesting gimmicks and personalities, then it doesn't do anything unless you're into that specific aesthetic. >>150679214I didn't even know he was still drawing.
>>150679095>185lb but canonically only benches 220, not even 2 plates>all muscle
>>150677267yeah, that sounds about right.
>>150677449Its been like a decade of 4chan reflexively lashing out at OC. Most of the old culture is just gone.>>150677927If being a newfag zoomer is so great why are you here and not on the sharty with your bussin' peers?
>>150671214The caveman!
>>150672733Daphne turned down Dean Winchester. You didn't get lets attainable than that.
>>150677449I'm not mad at him for making it big, I'd just appreciate if he put more effort into his writing. Like, come on, "The Mystery of the Ghastly Gooners"? If an anon wrote that in the OC threads they'd be clowned on to no end. I've seen porn with better dialogue. >>150677475Babish peddled NFTs and his recipes are terrible, so he can go fuck off.
>>150673661Daphne and Shaggy had really good chemistry during that period when it was just them.
>>150672428Early 1980s jumpsuit Daphne please
>>150680943She knew he came with a bunch of fangirl baggage that wasn't worth it (unless I'm thinking of the one but I have to imagine both individual have enough rabid fujos to be a problem).
>>150671214the times they are a changinโspeakinโ of, itโs kinda intriguing how the whole โVelmaโs a lesbianโ thing went from ironic humor to sincere statement (and the general public hasnโt even considered her to be bi either)
>>150680892kek
>>150671454>It's because the internet is filled with brown people now and in their culture being fat means you can make lots of babies.Keep doing this rage baiting bullshit.
>>150682822That's kinda how it works, it starts as an ironic joke based on stereotypes then people brought up with the concept in mind don't know it's ironic then it's just evident. Like Peppermint Patty being called a Lesbian because she's a Tomboy that has a subservient friend who sees her as a boy, then people neglect the fact a massive part of her character is she has a crush on Chuck.
>>150684608Patty is a tomboy who's going through puberty specifically for Chuck. Marcie is a bisexual that desperately wants to be the meat in their sandwich. That said, Marcie has come to blows with Patty over Chuck's (possible) affections.
>>150685185Marcie is straight. Shes just autistic.
>>150685259uh huh
>>150673848https://files.catbox.moe/vumlrt.png>>150674829https://files.catbox.moe/w57dgp.pngI'm not Shad but I hope this helps
>>150682900Is there a list of times where Velma's been kidnapped?
>>150673093The entire Sleepycabin clique is friends with Shadman. Are you going to cancel Smiling Friends?
>>150685616Now that's a knot that's going to gape every orifice Velma has thoroughly and while she barks for more. Thanks man. I really appreciate this.
>>150676869literally me
>>150682900Someone so intelligent cannot be pure of heart
>>150674097>pedophiles, 4chan:|>pedophiles, reddit:ook groomer
>>150679417I was thinking the sam thing.
>>150672428as usual, top right movie one wins
>>150684608>Tomboy>that has a subservient friend who sees her as a boyThese are two different things anon. Patty is portrayed as a lesbian because Marcie is a lesbian and you need them both to swing that way for the ship to work.
>>150689825>>150685185>>150685489read the comics
>>150689909I have! I can't claim to have read every single piece of it, but they kept reprints in newspapers for a long timeBut also realize that people's perceptions of characters that have existed for decades exists as a separate and usually larger entity than the characters themselves! quite frankly, it doesn't matter what a specific character said or did when the public view of "what a character can say and do and feel like it fits" is what people are interacting with. This applies really heavily for characters with long histories that have appeared in wide ranges of media - like with Scooby-Doo
>>150676244>Guess Who>>150676586>photoshoppedYes, that's an edit; webmrel is real though.
>>150690458That Supernatural crossover episode was so damn good.
>>150682900>>150686302this, you can be innocent or you can be competent but not both.
>>150671251
https://youtu.be/cGFB9_cRMQYHappy end
>>150677198I wish they canonically got together. They work great in all the iterations where it's just them. Odd that Shag was never paired with Velma for a show, now that I think about it. And he was paired-up with a literal OC guy instead of Fred in that one show. But that I get. Shag and Fred's chemistry is nonexistent.>>150690723Scooby is naturally great at crossovers. That's why the "meets" format works so well with it. And cartoon ones like Johnny Bravo are great too.
>>150677065Is she cute enough though?
>>150671214>meddling kid needs dick correctionok I giggled
Reminder that bitching about reddit is something tourists do to fit in.Baalbuddy is annoyingly one note though.
>>150676036Shaggy has a big dick and a funny talking dog.
>>150677198Those legs are insane
>>150674097The scooby doo characters are underage in most of their media....
>>150691522Funny thing is that going back to the Mystery's Five pitch, Shaggy (W.W) and Velma (Linda) were meant to be siblings.
>>150674097>the Anglosphere and Western Europe is every corner of the EarthThat's barely 10% of its population. And even there only retarded moralfags fume about loli. The other 90% of the world? They can't be arsed to protect even the real children, quite the opposite, judging by their child marriage stats. Which is already rampant in some ethnic enclaves in the USA. Not interested in arguing with you, just pointing out your moronic ignorance.
>>150675960>>subverting beauty standards, shifting them to a bodytype certain races are more likely to attain naturally is totes not a race thingAnon, my cock isnt a democracy. Adult men have liked an hourglass figure since before we had written language. It has nothing to do with race. White women are less likely to have curves? Sucks I guess. I'm not going to lust after children in some weird effort to be fair.Cunny posters are deranged. Imagine lusting after women built like a 6 year old boy and thinking everyone else is the problem. Women that dont even have the body fat distribution and lower body muscles for a safe pregnancy and birth. You're all nuts
Let's nail the girls to the floor, Shag.
>>150679074
>>150684608>>150689825Peppermint Patty and Marcie are both bi, and in an absence of competition over the affections of an autistic blockhead, a courtship WILL arise once they get to college.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr3kx170ui4
>>150693546>Peppermint Patty and Marcie are both biNo just straight
>>150671214I mean, I like both.
>>150693004nice edit
>>150694123Cope
>>150674201>Never set my sights on any girl in high school because I was ugly and not well liked.>Confidence so low I can't even set my sights on fictional women.I have reached a level of sadness that you couldn't possibly even fathom.
>>150694123The best part is he's so desperate to refute his negrophile agenda being called out, he actually waits over a full fucking day with replying in the hope that it will give him the last word.I didn't bother, because anyone with half a brain can see what he's doing.
>>150677106Armchair Psychology mixed with bitter cynicism makes a lot people feel more confident and in control.
>>150676677This, if Fred and Velma were working in sync rather than pursuing the mystery from two seperate directions they'd solve it before Daphne or Shaggy had a chance to get spooked.
>>150685616Kino stuff
>>150684608Is thats JJfrenchies art? Didnt know he did Scooby Doo art
>>150694358>Hmm, a velma thread. I should rant about blacks and jews.No one likes you fags, you know that right? "The white race" as a whole sees you as degenerate parasites, and rightly so. You ARE the dead-weight cultural outsider you rail against.
>>150695169
>>150695196>I just don't understand I keep giving them all the attention they want and they just keep coming back for more!
>>150695169He had a thing for Velma for a while.
>>150679116The unobtainable girl. Everyone thinks Velma is one they have chance with.
>>150671473Because Fred IS hot?
>why would anyone like a chipper, friendly girl with a cute haircut and a big rack she's hiding away
>>150672619Well said. That faggot knows only one joke, believing he can draw. Hehehe.
>>150677082I really like short hair Daphne. Kinda has that same appeal that Gwen Tennyson has.
>>150694192That house looks familiar...
i like this daphne
>>150676002Fred in this pic looks like he's approaching with sinister intent
>>150672843>post-Breakfast ClubA lot of shit regarding the scooby gang can be summed up to this.There wasn't really much in the way of OG Velma being "ugly" or "plain". Hell, there wasn't even much about Daphne being "hot" or "preppy" beyond the fact she was a bit of a fashionista.It was all sorta just stuff that got projected onto them in a post "high school youth power friendship movie" landscape.
>>150697271The classic Scooby Doo cast>Scooby>Shaggy>Vincent Price>Fred's non-union Mexican equivalent midget>Daphne from the Starship Enterprise>some of Vincent Price's cum given sapience
>>150697324He wants to talk all day about his traps.
>>150676869>Also she keeps catching straight shota implications.This happened more than once?
>>150677070You're confusing Velma for Hermione. Velma is a nerd not a woke retard.
>>150672217this but for gara>>150672218
>>150697664That's what she's been turned into the past few years.
>>150689713top middle you mean
I never felt the need to do this faggot rivalry cause i like them both. I like Velma's nerdyness and Daphne's cheerful excitingness. Saying she has no personality or no use in the group was always feminist garbage speaking.And right now both are being ruined by trying to make Velma into an lesbian know it all and giving Daphne all these silly quirks that do not even fit her character. She was always on her best with noticing things the others would miss or having contacts like "friend of my uncle, hotel ran by a contact of my mother."They are in a group. And its the group that makes it fun. They are not a damn Navyseal team. They are just a bunch of people going on ghost hunting adventures.
>>150685660god willing
>>150695903Outside of thorn, best girl. Not saying luna was bad though desu
>>150671251That's what thick meansIt never meant some walrus it mean someone with wide hips and big tits
>>150675898you can just edit out the wojaks, everyone here should know what a bell curve is
>>150676686I'm surprised they never launched a DBD clone for kids with the Scooby property. Yes, I know kids already play DBD, I mean officially.
>>1506760024'995lbs...
>>150677207I was interested, don't listen to to the other guy
>>150677267kek
>>150697498
>>150692258kek
>>150677259No no no, you don't get it. If you're attacted to any woman over 4'10" or above an A-cup, you're brown and homosexual or something
>>150697498Damn
>>150672927I think he did one page and then got pinched.
For me? It's Simone Lenoir from Zombie Island.
>>150698608This. So many words were hijacked by the fat positivity movement to the point whereโs it not even funny.Voluptuous, bodacious, slim thick, thickie, curves, and I can keep going on. Just remember these words were not used for fat bitches.
>>150671214The real answer is that they are both hot, and should be treated like different flavors, I don't want mint chip all the time, sometimes I want pistachio. Also somewhat related but I like that they give Daphne martial arts in some of the later shows
>>150676002Why were these children allowed to go across the country solving mysteries? Where were their parents?
>>150697498>Grey Delisle Daphne /ss/MY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!>the boy is an influencer that looks like Justin BieberAaaaand the boner is gone.
>>150671455Live Action shit.
>>150697796>Daphne's cheerful excitingnessDaphne isn't enough of a bimbo or a slut to be hot to me.She's all the neutral and bad parts of a popular preppy girl, but none of the attractive parts.
>>150694192Great comic, love a good broken rape-slave.
>>150673865Who let Johnny Bravo into the thread?
>>150703331>picrelWh-what happened to Velma...?
>>150703518Trespassers will be put to use.
>>150703537Oh my...
>>150703537>>150703585Wait, I didn't catch on that this was SexArcade. I'm not surprised it's rape anymore.
>>150703585>>150703592https://exhentai.org/g/2517963/2b5e529c0b/
>>150697167Reminded me of this instead.
>>150703537hot
>>150676036Here is the thing anon. People are weird, and there is no accounting for taste, some chick out there seems to want bubble bass over Fred.
>>150703631Sabu's more recent art is genuinely beautiful. Coincidentally a lot of it is gay too. Whatever the case the guy clearly knows his stuff.
>>150697498There's also the infamous Cartoon Network intermission where she gives Ben 10 a boner at the beach.
>>150702490Surely celebrating that their children wouldn't be home all summer, this was the 70s, long before parents were responsible and aware of all the dangers in the world.
>>150702265anon, she's like 200 years old!
>>150704277>she's like 200 years old!
>>150704075Sabu's genuinely a classically-inspired artist. He has a blog post or two about how he got into drawing porn because of its prevalence as a theme in art history.
>>150703537>>150703631disgusting "art", fuck off
>>150704356
>>150671473You are gay now LOL
>>150671434You have no clue how worse things are going to get as the West implodes. It's obvious we're gonna have a Race War soon.
>>150704659lol at thinking something will actually happen
>>150702265Good tastes.
>>150671434Only one show did that.
>>150671214They're both hot, desu.
>>150671214I member when Velma was drawn homely
>>150672428Zombie Island Daphne is the best looking one here.
>>150692053
>>150673865Too old, but an improvement.
>>150673900Bless Yoto for this art.