Octavia's probably one of the only major helluva boss characters that's wholly innocent.
>>150674133Can't wait for viv to ruin that somehow!
I want to preen Octavia.
>>150674133What about Stella? She did nothing wrong.
I want to FUCK them all
>>150674191Neither did anything wrong. I'll agree Octavia is purely innocent, Stella is generally innocent, due to Stolas' affair and negligence. Octavia is caught in the middle of Stolas' escapades and Stella's temper and hatred at Stolas. Both deserve true love and genuine care. You will show them the wonders of bread baking and westerns. https://youtu.be/Rbk7ypiwNwc>>150674246That comes after marriage, Anon. Also this a monogamous thread.
>>150674149>Octavia lets you preen her feather hair when you become a pair>She coos and hoots contently while you do it>Sometimes she turns around and gently pecks at your hands like this https://youtube.com/shorts/KzbirhOUkwQ?si=of4JyJ9-zwtkip6h
>>150674320If Shituva Shit wasn't a shit show, it would be about these two cuties having to deal with Stolas being a fucking disgusting degenerate faggot and the fallout of him letting an imp use his magic book.
>>150674320>bread baking>OwlsAnon, they arent ducks or pigeons, owls are obligate carnivores, they literally cant eat anything other than meatYou can still cook with them, but it has to be something meaty
>>150674590>Anon, they arent ducks or pigeons, owls are obligate carnivoresSometimes I think you guys forget they aren't literal owls but demons in the shape of an owl. They might take certain biological cues from them but that doesn't mean they're strictly bound to their biology.
>>150674611>I think you guys forget they aren't literal owls but demons in the shape of an owl.They literally eat rats and have cloacas, vivzie clearly meant for them to be more similar to actual owls than the average anthros
>>150674629They also regenerate from harm, you really think a little bread is going to cause problems when you can blow up Stolas with a grenade and have him regenerate in less than a second? Hell they even eat vegetables in the show, unless you're gonna tell me Viv intended for that green stuff to be green ham.
>>150674709Fair point, i still dont think they'd be too interested in bread of all thingsHell, stella might even see if as "peasant food"
>>150674133Octavia's innocence being tainted after her first kill.
>>150674714It's a possibility but if Stella is with (you) that implies she's fallen out of the goetia so she may develop a taste for "peasant" food seeing as she'll have become one.
Octavia listens to Alice in Chains and has a crush on Layne Staley.
Beavis and Butthead going to hell and mistaking Octavia for Daria in a halloween mask.
One last bird post before i hit the bed, goodnight everyone
>>150674860That artist really needs to learn how to draw a human body, he looks like a gray alien in that.
>>150674828Would.
>>150674501>You have been dating Octavia for a good while now, one evening she ask you to help her preen her feathers, you oblige and she walks you to her bedroom.>You both take a seat on her bed, then you start to preen her. > You see the stress of her parents failing marriage, Stolas' escapades and Stella's anger has been taking its toll on Octavia's feathers. >Meaning you have to pluck some of them. You tell her "I'm sorry" whenever you pluck a feather, she doesn't respond. She's trying to hide her embarrassment for the current state of her feathers and her nervousness for you being this hands on.>As you're continuing to clean and adjust her feathers, you hear these little coos and hoots, which causes you to chuckle.>Octavia ask "Wots so funny?""Those cute little noises that you're making, it's quite nice.">Octavia's nervousness and embarrassment is replaced with blushing affection. "T-thanks">As you finish preening the last of her feathers, she spins her head, facing towards you. She has those big cutesy eyes and that cute little smile.>She begins to peck at you, cooing, hooting and giggling.>You wrap your arms around her and she turns around and wraps her arms around you.>The snuggle causes the both you to slowly fall asleep with smiles.
>>150674860Night, Anon>>150674828>Alice in ChainsYou know what, that's not bad.>>150674819Bread causes the mightiest of Goetian aristocrats, to be humble happy wives.>>150674506Indeed.
Mammon is the Adam of Helluva Boss in terms of personality and design, but also in terms of getting bitches and being sexist. Asexual my ass, that fat fuck had a harem with him and was trying to woo his sister Leviathan during the trial.
>>150674922I don't know about any of that but see that hound girl on the left? Would.
>>150674922Knowing Stella's obsession with prestige and ranking regarding Hells nobility, she should be happy that one of the Big Seven like Mammon is on a date with her. I mean honestly the could bond over their hatred and racism towards high ranking hellborn associating with the lowborns like Imps and Hellhounds>>150674922The character's on the sidelines are joking depictions of IMP. I mean Invader Zim in his human outfit is there to lol.
>>150674133They're demons, anon.
I'd like to think Loona would take her time to eat the meals you cook for her if she likes you.
>>150674133Is it just me or has the buzz and goodwill and fanfare for both Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel died? The official trailer for Hazbin Hotel Season 2 has been up for two days and it does NOT have not even one million views. With how normies worship slop I'm honestly surprised that the viewership is that low. Maybe the bad writing really turned people off. As the saying goes...Getting multiple seasons is not a symbol of success, see Legend of Korra.Hell even this thread is dead. And I don't see any other Helluva and Hazbin threads.
>>150675505Only in theory, they have nothing demonic about them, they are pretty much just anthro owls
>>150675855Cute.
>>150676801>they have nothing demonic about themAnon, that's like saying a cat is not a cat because there is nothing feline about it
>>150677209>anthropomorphic owls are now demonic in naturedamn, i had no idea!
>octavia brings home her new bf, anon>she tries to sneak him into her room>momma stolas can sense strong human dick>appears behind the couple from the shadows>hello young man, please come with me>she drags anon into the library and locks the door>octavia bangs on the door>MOM STOP FUCKING MY BOYFRIENDS
>>150677241Well yeah it's a furry character design ontop of being an in universe demon. It's demonic by a factor of 2.
>>150677274someone needs to edit this into femstolas
>>150674133She is an obstacle in Viv’s yaoi cheating ao3 fanfic which means she’s worse than literal Satan
octavia bros, what would you do if stolas didnt agree with your relationship?same question applies to loonabros, what if shitzo really disliked you and wanted you as far away from his daughter as possible?
why are stella and loona threads always more active than octavia ones?she deserves some love too, damn it!
>>150677274>Octavia is not letting another Goetian go down on her boyfriend, even if said Goetian is her own mother.>She magically forces the door open and sees her mom is not actually fucking him, at least not trying to. Solas is teaching him Goetian anatomy. >"Mom, wot the fuck are you doing?""Octavia my dear, I'm teaching him how to properly please you. Ohh don't give me that look Tavia! I wouldn't dare ruin your first time, besides I already have my own little matzah.">The two then notice a scared One sitting in the corner, he's wearing a late nineteenth century british uniform.>Octavia and her boyfriend are confused as to who that is and see he's scared for his life."Now run along you two and I'll be locking the door behind you. Mommy is going to reenact the battle of isandlwana with my little jewish prince~.">One continues to silently pray"Your prayers fall on deaf ears and don't think that ebony shiksa will ruin our special schtup." >>150677241Wait, are telling me cutesy Stella is a bird? I get calling her a demon an all, she can get a bit ill tempered.
>>150674834>Beavis and Butthead going to hellThey're so stupid that they wouldn't even realize that they're in Hell. Eventually they get kicked out for being that damn annoying.
>>150677881>she deserves some love too, damn it!That she does. Where's the human hand edit of this pic!
>>150674133Just finished watching this show and realized the only three confirmed straight characters (Striker, Crimson and Stella) are depicted as antagonists. What is Viv trying to say here?
>>150678672Millie is straight and isn't an antagonist
>>150678684She wondered how sex with Verosika would be like, in ep 3. Doesn't sound pretty straight to me
>>150678684Millie's also barely a character>>150678748That's because the orientations got made up way later, Andre wants to fuck Stella and Mammon flirted with Levy despite both being stated not to like women. Dumbledore is gay tier bullshit.
>>150678748She said 'no homo' so it's fine
>>150674886Stop making me want a demon gf
>>1506758721. Kingdom Hearts is shit. 2. The trailer has over 2 million views, 3 million if you count the upload to the Amazon Prime channel
>>150674133why's she in hell if she's so innocent
>>150679244Born there, she didn't do anything to get sent there.
>>150678672None of those characters are confirmed straight. Vortex, Millie, Niffty, and technically Sally Mae are the only confirmed straight characters.
>>150679448>VortexNah he's definitely fucking Pinklie under an ally flag.
But Verosika is sexy. Post her.
>>150679575We can make her even sexier.
>>150679629Bot post.
>>150679575I suppose.
>>150679150you dont want a demon gf, you want a birb gf
>>150680116I want a happy bird wife who I can cuddle and snuggle with then wake up to this cute face.
>>150674590>they literally cant eat anything other than meatYet Octavia was eating cereal in her debut episode, and what seemed to be peas and mashed taters in the Harvest Moon episode. I'm sure you'd know that, of course, if you actually watched the show. Retard.
>>150680463In his defense I've watched the show and I still forget/misremember shit.
Thinking about BotF Bee...Do you think it's at all possible to tame her immense hatred of humans? How could it be done?
>>150674922You know, with all the popularity there was with shipping Collin female hellborn like Loona and Beelzebub a while ago, im disappointed the inverse with Keenie and male hellborn characters didnt happen. For example I honestly love this crackship between her and Mammon.
>>150680550I havent read BotF yet. Why does Bee hate humans in that one? Is it cause of Solomon?
>>150680521Sure, it's easy when the show itself is a huge mess. But wouldn't it still be better to... I don't know... go back and check, just to make sure what you're claiming isn't bullshit?It's not like this is the first time autists have conflated anthros with real animals; it happens in these threads all the time. Put a pic of a hellhound beside that of a real dog, and they wouldn't be able to tell the difference
>>150680630The urge to go back and check is dependent on you knowing on some level that you might be wrong, something that's hard to do if you've misremembered something long enough. That's partly why the Mandela effect is so strong.
>>150680579It has not been properly stated by the author yet, so who knows. Possibly? He does like to weave in thread ideas, so it's not out of the question.
>>150674590Octavia is half owl-demon/half peacock-demon. Peacocks are omnivores.
>>150680915incest vibes
>>150680915Now that's adorable.>You attempt to look for a snack for Octavia but all you find is rat corpses, you get an absurd idea. You cut up the rats and deep fry them.>The smell isn't swell, at least for you. Stolas enters the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts to sniff the air and he seems thrilled with the smell.>"Smells wonder, I didn't know you knew how to cook rat." He looks at the bowl of rat nuggets, he takes one and munches it down. His eyes open up, he's pleased by the taste.>He digs his talon into the bowl and takes as much as his hand can carry. "Perhaps I should hire you as my cook, if you weren't dating my daughter that is">You take the half full bowl to Octavia's room. She's reading until you enter the room, she sniffs the air similar to how her father did. "Wots this? Smells great.">She takes an eats one of the nuggets. Gave the same look her dad did, she goes back to reading along with you. All the while she's scarfing the nuggets, eating two or three at a time.>You then feel her nuzzle against your arm, she looks up at you with those big cutesy eyes of hers and ask if you could make more.
Asmodeus is husband material!
>>150682082Fizz is one lucky cunt
>>150682494Damn right.
>>150682082>>150682494>>150682553I know they're not but these posts always seem like the same guy.
>>150682707Possible, but we do often get the occasional queers here.
>>150682707There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
>>150682893I want to dry hump Ozzie.
>>150682893From what I can tell it's just two. You guys were gooning to Vortex and Satan if I remember right.
>>150682887/co/ is gay as fuck, just ask any other board>>150683047I want to wet hump him myself
>>150683063>VortexEw no>SatanHe's alright, but I prefer the chicken
>>150683075So, I guess I'm apart of the only few here who enjoys the company of women.
I like both men and women, myself.
>>150683121Okay, I guess there's a few more. To be fair you guys all act the exact same and it's weird that it often feels like two people coming in at the same time and gooning with each other every few days. Call me crazy, but I can't help but notice a pattern.
>>150683158I love Loona but I have a HUGE weakness for Loono and I hate it
>>150683173I'm just supporting a fellow Ozzie enjoyer, I don't know why you're being such an 'tist about itHe doesn't get posted here a lot so naturally I'm going to be eager when he does
I'd go crazy for him.
>>150683247
>>150682887Time will tell whether I'm noticing or NOOTICING.
Fem Ozzie or nothing.
>>150683313>f!ozzie is hell's makeover mage
>>150683306Indeed, time will tell, it always does.>>150683313Good to see someone else here enjoy women.
>>150683248Need him to step on me
>>150683428I want to feel his ass.
>>150683369>Good to see someone else here enjoy women.Would definitely do a better job of inspiring lust as a lady that's for sure.
So does girl Fizz sound like Dr. Girlfriend after the accident or?
>>150683450I've heard and "read" women's erotica. Women are definitely more lustful then men are.
>>150683511You read women's erotica?
>>150683526So what if they do?
>>150683578Why so defensive?
>>150674133Well I mean, she's still a sheltered kid.It comes with the territory.Once she's forced to interact with the adult world I get the feeling that's gonna change.
>>150683526Not willingly.
>>150683511Incorrect.Men are more lustful, but women's lustful ideas are much weirder and more extreme.As an analogy, men are like wildfires their lust is constant and overwhelming, women are like a volcano, their lust doesn't come up as much but when it does holy fuck is it a spectacle.
>>150683632What does that even mean, are there roving squads of women that pin you down and read 50 shades of grey to you?
>>150683669Lol.
>>150683669No? My buddies wife read a part from one of her books one time.
>>150683770... why?
>>150683848I don't know.
>>150683655It kinda seems like women just aren't expected to be coomers so when you see them being horny it catches you offguard and it stands out more.
I want a body pillow of Asmodeus.
>>150683889We heard you the first time fag
Papaya!
>>150683907I only said that once, straightoid.
>>150683944Oh sorry do you need the thread to post "I wanna buttfuck a dude" about 500 more times?
>>150683889A five foot tall body pillow of Fizz and a 20 foot tall bolster pillow of Ozzy sandwiched between me
>>150683979Based.
>>150683935Antiquing!
>>150683972Why so defensive?
>>150683999Checked
>>150684013Technically that was offensive, my catty gaynigger.
>>150684042You seem angry.
>>150684064>can't handle bantsYou new?
Gentlemen, we came here to discuss beautiful women, not fight amongst ourselves.
>>150684013>>150684064kek this guy's definitely got the catty gay guy taunts down
>>150684138>Lord of rapeEWWW
>>150684126Quiet I'm throwing peanuts at the homoschizos.
>>150684163He actually takes consent very seriously because he may be a demonic embodiment of sin but he has standards, chud.
>>150684176look what you did, you pissed them off now they're gonna spam the thread
>>150684215>Sin is selfishness, and to violate another's body tog et some sucky sucky fucky fucky is the peak of lust actually>Anon don't be a chuddie>Im not a chud, i'm a SUPERCHUD
>>150684211>Ozzie cucks Blitzo and FizzkekSpeaking of Fizz, I miss FizzAnon.
Would be great if someone built a demon cathedral.
>>150684356So, synagogues and mosques.
>>150684369I mean a cathedral built specifically for worshipping demons.
>>150684356>>150684438What would it be like?
Octavia isn't going to forgive Stolas later on, is she?
>>150684356Solomon already made them build a cathedral.>>150684438Now you're just fishing kek
>>150684580I'd say it's almost guaranteed she will. It's all been painted as a misunderstanding on Octavia's behalf, and Viv won't allow her to exist without Stolas.
>>150684580Chances are she'll side with Stella and Andre, realize that life is screwed up and she's only a pawn and will leave the Goetia to be with her dad and Blitzo. That's what that vision of Stolas, Loona, Via and Blitzo at Sinsmas was.
>>150684275>R. Lee Ermy as Anon yelling at the sins and calling them pathetic candy asses>all his life they were talked up as these horrific monstrosities capable of unspeakable evil>and all they are now is a bunch of sad gay MAGGOTS
>>150684580Unfortunately, she most certainly willI wish she didnt and tried to distance herself as much from him and his ilk as she could, but vivzie will not allow her poor baby twink birdman to face the consequences of his actions, he will have his cake and eat it too and vivzie will make sure of it, mark my words
Could they fix his life?
>>150684942Nope, its fucked beyond repair and he is wholly responsible for it
>>150684942>I LOVE SOOTRATS CHARLIE I LOVE SOOTRATS>UH UH UH PIM I I WOULD NOT BE SCREAMING THAT OUT LOUD
GOTH STELLA
>take Stella for a ride in the car>she makes a face before moving to get in the back seat>"Er, no hon you ride up here with me.">"Like a peasant?"
>>150685129That's the wrong image but Stella pulling a gun on you for making her ride shotgun is funny I guess
>>150684580While that would make for a potentially interesting twist from expectations, I figure she'll forgive him in the end. Or if not "forgive" at least come to an understanding.It feels all but certain that she'll have the big 18th birthday episode and she'll assume Stolas' position. Then she'll spend time in his shoes, so to speak, and begin to understand why he acted the way he did. Bonus points if they manage to dig into the idea that maturity is understanding that your parents are their own person. It's at that moment you become an actual adult and what Via needs to come to understanding.>>150684942>>150684987It'll be an entire season-long arc, but I think they can get a smile on him.
>>150684727>Asmodeus, from a master of the sexual arts, into a sappy soiled dove too afraid of taking charge.>Beelzebub, from lord of the flies a great devourer, buck broken by Solomon. Now a shadow of her former self and copes behind parties involving heavy use of drugs and alcohol. >Lucifer, still the sad cowardly prissy hiding away ever since he lost his bid for power of the heavenly throne. >Satan, still coping with the loss of his own throne and his own influence replace by a cold hearted and petty fallen angel. >Belphegor, Leviathan and Mammon, seems to be the normalish ones even if exaggerated. The latter however, greed can never be satisfied.
>>150685129>"Like a peasant?""Don't you want a front seat view of me running Shitzo and Stolass over?""Besides it also means I can place my arm over your shoulder."
>>150685055Go on...
>>150685387Goth Stella bathing in imp blood and drinking red wine surrounded by scented candles while listening to opera.
yeah but imagine if you transferred some of stella's age to ictavia turning her into a milf and stella into a nineteen year old
>>150685588octavia***
>>150674140If i were viv i would do that to watch y'all seethe
>>150685610>y'all
>>150685564Hmm, sounds quite nice.>>150685588The double dubs don't lie, this is a win-win.>Cougar Tavia.>Early Twenties Stella.
>>150685588>Milf octaviaImagine...
>>150685739Indeed.
>>150685821Imagine her turned into a dragon.
>>150685942Why?
>>150685942A dragon? You mean a giant Owl or Bird?
>>150685942No anon, YOU would be the dragon and she, your princess
>>150686065What would she do with me?
>>150686149She would ride on you.
>>150675872The threads have definitely slowed down quite a bit.
>>150675872>The official trailer for Hazbin Hotel Season 2 has been up for two days and it does NOT have not even one million viewsTotal Space King Victory
>>150686382It's at 2.2 mil and with the prime upload that brings it up to 3 mil. That anon is retarded.
>>150686382He's talking about the Prime Video channel's upload, the one on Viv's own channel has over 2 million views
>>150675872>Too long of a hiatus without any updates>Helluvaboss hasn't had an actual new episode for almost a year, Hazbin Hotel nearly twice that>For some reason the new episode we DID get was a completely unneeded remake of the Pilot with less funny jokes>The merch hasn't been sexable since Valentines. It doesn't sound like much but some of those bikini designs got a LOT of fanart. Who wants to draw shitty pirate cosplays? Who's buying Wally Wackford, Vassago, or Andrealphus stuff?>The only new thing for Helluvaboss is "Oh yeah, you gotta pay now assholes" and two pretty weak shorts
I bet Verosika's titty milk tastes slightly alcoholic.
>>150686466Even some of the older Halloween merch had sex appeal - Verosika's spacesuit, Millie's fat dumper in picrel. But for this year's batch? They may as well draped them all in hijabs. So bland.
>>150686526And a bit greasy.
>>150686586KYS
>>150686582You'd think a show with the warning "And Rampant Demon horniness" before EVERY EPISODE wouldn't be so scared of that. Seriously, what happened after Valentine's day?
>>150686656Perhaps the partnership with Amazon has something to do with the toning down of merch? Cause Hazbin used to have some racy pinups too, but that was quickly phased out.
>>150686703Well that makes too much sense. Wonder if Viv gave any "hints" about the deal around that time on her Xitter?
>>150686703This is what happens when you sell out.
>>150686737I want her to smile.....
>>150686526>You wake up early in the morning, you see Verosika offering you a mug of coffee.>She kisses you as you take a swig of the coffee, it's very good."Honey, this is great what ingredients did you use to make it?">"Oh just normal grounds and some good milk""What kind of milk?">She stares at you and bites her lips"Verosika sweetie, what kind of milk?"
>>150686703>>150686737>>150686741Brandon made a big deal in the press about the show being able to go full frontal nudity on Prime, I really doubt that
>>150686766Oh I'm sure there's a slim chance we'll get full frontal nudity. Male nudity. But come on, they didn't even give this woman an asscrack, no way they're catering to the "male gaze" because muh ick.
>>150686737All I know is, the partnership occurred in April 2025... and this was the only year in which there weren't any swimwear pinups for summer time. Instead, we just got generic pirate slop.>>150686766>full frontal nudity on PrimeOkay... and? Did we see any of that in Mission Zero? How about the first season of Hazbin, which also had the same freedom?
>>150686766I still don't buy it. Why else did everything get toned down so much?
>>150686764And has she had breakfast yet?
>>150686764>Starts chugging>thats why i love you!
only semi-related but why was that '50 K animation' meme so bigI didn't even think it was that cringe and that's what professional animation costs
>>150687277Because 50k is not a sum one throws around lightly, especially not for a softcore animation
>>150685942This, but with Verosika.
>meanwhile in an alternate reality where stolas isnt a massive, cum chugging faggot
>>150687510Happy Stella is best Stella.
>>150687553To think that the only reason why she's such a bitter harpy is because shes stuck with a man that doesnt love her, if he did shed be the model wife
>>150687510Hmm no, he's giving faggot vibes there too
Looks like someone's lurking /hhg/
>>150687634Who isn’t?
>>150687277Dude if I'm going to pay the price of a new upper-end car for a PORNO cartoon, it better be the best damn porno cartoon out there. Not some lousy softcore AMV.
>>150687610>he's giving faggot vibes there tooThats supposed to be the first time they were together, he's probably just shyLets be honest, even if stolas were straight, he would hardly qualify as the peak of masculinity
I gotta be honest Stella's not that bad to look at but she's not my type
>>150687730That's fine, Anon. Who is your type then?
>>150687752Tall, goth and fluffy
>>150687781Stella's cute, but agreed
>>150687781So Octavia or Solas?
>>150687827She's my girl>>150687829Loona
>>150687881I get her appeal, it's just not for me.
>>150687829Actually, how fluffy would octavia be?Would her body be covered in feathers, in down or in short furr/fuzz?The "hair" on her head is probably feathers, but i dont think her whole body would be covered in them, right?
>>150687933She's likely both. Her head would be the fluffiest part, while her torso is mostly fuzz.
>>150688332Didn't read, Kingdom Hearts is still boring.
>>150688332>The one from Amazon Prime is the upload that matters Wow you're a retard.
Goodnight bros
>>150689274Night, Anon.
>>150674886Aaaaaaaaaaaa it hurts
>>150690239Cheeseburger anon, we got another patient for you.
>>150690239Shame they ruined her with non funny lesbian joke
>>150691694Yeah that was retarded.
>>150685610Unironically seems like the type that would>"Heterosexual trump-voting young white men like something in my show? Better gay it up some more...">"This will own the chuds and make them see things MY way!"
>>150687683Me. I don't watch this show and am only here right now out of boredom
>>150692082I regret getting into this show, season 1 seemed alright but season 2 became everything I was afraid the show would be when I started only now I'm too invested to drop it outright.
Thank God they didn't make her black.
>>150692401>he doesn't like chocolate
>>150692444Maybe I reconsider...>Spread legs
>>150692401>>150692444Black fur Loona.
>>150692594i saved that one too
>>150692401>>150692444>>150692600all girls` human forms should be a delicious chocolate brown
>>150674133I want to summon her as my demonic patron and corrupt her, letting her to lend me her demonic power to punish the absent fathers with erectile dysfunction.
>>150690239Mommy Mayberry...
>>150693025>Stella is black>Octavia is mulatto>Stolas comes across as even gayer for turning down chocolate and refusing to bleach her
>>150693025>all female characters in Hell have black vas >includes Hellborn and Sinners>even if their vas for when they were alive were white>plenty of white/north middle eastern/italian/asian male vas in hell and on earth>more straight relationships>Loona is a goth black chick>Eve and Lilith are thicc ebony mamas>none of the black voice actresses sound like 250 pound middle school dropout Cashiers from Atlanta Sadly Viv would never be so based
>>150694426>be white>get sent to hell>melinated against your willGood thing I'm a man or I'd kill myself.
>>150694426>Picrel is bbeg and final boss to the end of the series.
>>150694473That, or a longstanding prominent villain that stands his ground and faces off against the greater evil (roo or whatever the fuck she is called) Lex Luthor style
>>150694473>implying Yakub isn't in heaven>implying he wasn't the one that convinced God to create white people>implying he isn't removing the melanin from sinners and hellborn>implying Roo isn't the collected melanin that was sucked out of hell's residents over thousands of years, just waiting for a vessel like Janemba
>>150694473>>150694512>>150694537>Bwwm fetish post>yakubpostingI don't even know what happened to the thread
>>150694566Something wonderful.
Why do all these anons want to fuck with demons instead of killing the hellish spawn in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
>>150694537>Tfw melanin is the dark matter of the universe, literally fucking Aku escence.>It's the essence of sin, giving power and tarnishing one's soul whiel using it.>Yakub is black because he learned how to harness the melanin's properties.>Roo is one of the first attempts to isolate this material, an attempt that went very wrong, she became so black it looped back into white.>"Why won't you die?!">"Melanin Son."
>Anon uses Yakubian magic to steal Vortex's blackness and put it in a jar>leaves it in the I.M.P. office fridge>Loona raids it and accidentally breaks the jar>turns into >>150692444>meanwhile, Vortex is picrel
fyi Yakub is just a schizo afrocentric interpretation of Jacob that the Nation of Islam believed in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob
>>150694774We know
>>150694774>Roo is Senator Armstrong>Has her own desperados gang.>Based around the Abrahmic religions>Judaism-Sundowner>Christianity-Jetstream>Islam-Minstral>Catholicism-Monsoon(don't know where I was going with this, I just thought it was funny to make the "I like minors" and "Catholic sociopath" jokes with sundowner and monsoon.)
Who the fuck is Roo
>>150694845Screw it I got one better.>Like the goo ol' days after 9/11!!>Hava Nagila starts playing.>>150694861Viv shitty oc, apparently the "real badguy" all along. don't think too much about it, you'll pop a braincell.
>>150694861The main antagonist, as that one Anon said, but also the Root of All Evil who possessed Lilith (who is actually Eve), while the real Lilith is hiding disguised as Rosie. Yeah...And of course, to no one's surprise, the Root of All Evil is a woman. Typical Viv...
>go to /hhg/>See FtM shitzoNow my day is ruined
>>150695806Why are people so obsessed with tranny / Rule 63 Blitz when his sister exists? I don't get it.
>>150695881Because we hate Blitzo and find him annoying, but if you r63 him (make him a biological woman from the start) you now get an annoying woman that you can't help but want to hatefuck and the conflicted feelings create a feedback loop.
>>150695925>>150695881>Female blitzo is attractive because of her feisty personality, impulsive tendencies and shortstack-ness>Normal blitzo is attractive (to faggot) because of the same reasons
>>150696121That can't possibly be true because I'm bi and I like femblitzo but I don't like regular blitzo. I'd fuck and suck loona if she were a male twink though.
>>150674922Mammon wouldn't date Stella tho.He isn't a surf and turf kinda guy.Just surf. Why else do you think he hired fish twins and hit on Levi?He like's jews.
>>150696169>Im biTheres your problem, shitzo was custom built for the faggots, so only they will find him attractive
>>150696121>>150696169>>150696219I'm bi and I wanna fuck both versions
>>150696219Touche.
>>150696219>picIs this in an actual episode? Can't be, right?
>>150696219Right side from the middle>>150686382>>150696341You are retarded anon.
>>150696437Do I look like I've watched Space King?
>>150696447You look like a faggot that can't even read threads.
>>150696459You look autistic and mad that some people don't scour every single post in every single thread they look at.
>>150696481Fucking zoomers man.Can't even see an image and compare it to op to say "OH yeah, that's a clearly different artstyle, of course it's fanart"I am surprised your minuscule attention span is allowing you to even talk shit to me.
>>150696511Dude I don't know what the fuck Space King even is, for all I know that was a background gag. I don't know why you're shitting your pants so hard over someone not having knowledge of your warhammer cartoon or its art style or being able or willing to instantaneously scan 114 images in a thread for comparison.
>people losing their shit and arguing over the most idiotic and pointless of reasons
>>150696655Blame the guy sperging over a simple question, dude's gonna give himself a heart attack.
>>150696195>Mammon only shows interests in fish>He likes Jews I don't understand, wouldn't it make more sense with lizards? Is the fish thing just a stereotype I'm not aware of?
All a sudden, I want to make my very own demon OC.Anyone else?
How would you guys feel if you ended up in Viv hell looking like a dog nigga?
I NEED more base of the fireI heard something about Moxxie?
>>150697264Probably going to be a mox X anon chapter of them hanging out
>>150697197I would love that.
>>150697665Ha! Furry.
>>150696121>>150696219I'm a homosexual and this sorta tracks, because Blitzo is the only major male character that's appealing to me in any way whatsoever, though even then he borders on so obnoxious sometimes that his sexual appeal lowers drastically. But my tastes generally run pretty contrary to the average gay tastes in general, and I think Helluva Boss alongside Hazbin Hotel just aren't particularly appealing to actual fag males unless they are autistic furries.
>>150697885>I think Helluva Boss alongside Hazbin Hotel just aren't particularly appealing to actual fag males unless they are autistic furries.I heard that brandon literally based blitzo and stolas off of himself and his boyfriendI wonder how true to life that might be
>>150697687Yes.
>>150697972The idea that Stolitz has any input from any faggot would surprise me, since everything about it is such standard fujoshi garbage made for women who get off to 2D faggotry. The idea that there was any input from any much in their creation does kind of endear me to them more, because wow, fags are writing terrible BL slop too huh, not just women.
>>150698037any man* I meant obviously
>>150692401>>150692444Why does BLoona make me turn my gaze but regular Loona does nothing for me.>>150693025Indeed>>150694566Something glorious.>>150694594Conversion through sex and love.>>150694984>And of course, to no one's surprise, the Root of All Evil is a womanSounds kinda based actually. >>150697184No, not really, Anon
>>150698710>Sounds kinda based actually.It is. But it's par the course for Vivzie and her unresolved parental issues, and how she treats female characters in general.
what the fuck was millie's problem
>>150697197sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>150697264>>150697394 Gimme a second, works picked up again and I need to make something good for once. Hopefully out this week.
>>150696655That's the point of this site.
>>150699820Things were not fine.
>>150695881I prefer Strika and Willow over Blitza and Barbie.>>150699820Guess she hates dogs.
>>150692401>"Oh no, she's... still hot!?"Kinda reminds me of X-men's storm
What if Loona dyed her hair red
>>150699938Cute.
>>150699938What if Loona painted Moxxie blue and called him Bloxxie?
>>150692401Here's that pic in quality that isn't ass.
>>150700968She looks good.
>>150700921THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
>>150700921He might get confused for an Angel.>>150701156>Anon fucks up a spell.>Turns Moxxie into Bloxxie.>Least he's still hard.
Gestalt me on "soul cleaving," lads
>>150692401>>150692444this fixes her ugly ass human form to be honest
Millie's mom is thicc.
>>150702163Indeed
>>150702189>Moxxie married a woman who'll keep getting thickerLucky gay bastard.
>>150702241Lucky indeed.
Imagine punching Millie in the face and fixing her buck teeth.
>>150702426abuse is not ok
>>150702555She's killed dozens of people she can take some high speed orthidontics to the face, fairs fair.
>>150702560i dont hurt my friends
>>150702575Why are you friends with a serial murderer
>>150697197That depends, do I automatically get a Mutt pass or is there paperwork to fill out?
>>150702678You get the pass but hellhounds keep getting pissed at dog sinners like you and tell you you'll never be a real hellhound.
>>150702602she's cute
How fluffy do you think she is "down there"?Does she have feathery pubes or just soft fur?
>>150703134Enough to huff.
New raptortavia just dropped
Im suprised non one has mentioned the Xenomorph Queen Beelzebub design yet. Its actually a pretty cool design thats makes her look more like how i'd expect a proper Beelzebub design to look
Do all goetias have teeth or is it a thing unique to stella?
>>150700968cute
>>150703792Post it
>>150704254Here's the art for the poster on Sale.
>>150704416and the shirt
Slow day, huh?
>>150704416>>150704427So fucking metal!!
>>150704416>>150704427Its more monster-y at least. Though it is definitely owed to how great the xenomorph designs are. Give them credit for mixing the twoIt's closer to what I'd imagine a Beelzebub to look like instead another dog/wolf OC thing.
>>150704416That's actually cool wtf
>>150703134sir that's poopshit
>>150704130some birds have teeth
>>150705788She doesnt poop out of her vagina, dummy
This is one of the numerous reasons I prefer HELLHOUNDS
>>150705799 I read that as some brits have teeth lol
>>150706203I want Loona to manhandle me.
>>150706065Someone doesn't know what a cloaca is.
>>150706934Source on them having cloacas instead of vaginas?
>>150706962I think it was first mentioned in the Harvest Moon episode... but that's season two, which is just fanfiction at this point. So I personally just ignore it and pretend they have typical anthro anatomy.Autists are incapable of doing this, however. They would insist on this cloaca business (and by extension, cookies and knots for hellhounds) regardless of canon. Sad to witness.
>>150706962>>150707187Harvest Moon Festival is a Season 1 episode, but even then, I don't think they make mention of a cloaca.If you're limiting it to other Season 1 stuff though, Blitz does tell Stolas to "Calm his bird puss" in Truth Seekers.
>>150677909>Solas smiled>"Darling~ I think it's time for us to get married."No! No! You abomination of the pit I'll never betray God, or America, or freedom!>"Really cause I already booked a venue.">One spatIt won't be a real marriage! I refuse to accept a blood-soaked idolatrous ceremony dedicated to false gods!>"Please, that's so gauche. We're doing it at a synagogue, and I'll be officiating."What?>"Darling I'm the Rabbi.">Agent One's mind starts to breakI-I don't understand, you're a demon, and a woman.>Stolas puts on a rainbow yamulka and his heart sinks>"Simple, it's Reform.">Agent One lets out a scream of horror louder than when Solas dragged him to hell
>>150707187Viv's canon is incoherent nonsense anyways, so with nitty gritty details like that who even cares? Besides, demons can all shapeshift to a degree so I'm certain a goetia can shift their hookups to be compatible with yours.
>>150707220>Calm his bird pussI tell dudes to calm their tits all the time even though they don't have tits. I can see him saying that as banter the way you'd tell dudes not to get their panties in a knot. Far as I'm concerned it's up in the air and I don't think Viv is the type to cater to zoophiles if pressed if she can't even commit to Andre trying to bang his sister.
>>150707273>I tell dudes to calm their tits all the time even though they don't have titsnta but birdpuss is a lot more specific than tits
>>150707220You're right; I meant Full Moon. My bad.Regarding bird puss, I've always interpreted that as the same as gay dudes calling their assholes bussies or whatever. And I believe that line was adlibbed by Brandon anyways.>>150707228>>150707273Yeah, these Anons get it. Ars Goetians having cloacas makes no sense to begin with, due to the lack of sphincter. And given that Stolas commonly walks around with no underwear on...You get the idea.
>>150707322He also mentions sucking on cloacas in goat fuckers which mean some demons have it
>>150707341>>150707273>>150707228honestly, i think the ”cloaca” functions more like pic related than an actual, IRL bird cloaca
>>150707389You really think he wouldn't get freaky like this?
>>150707425That's how I view it as well, albeit with a separate hole for passing solid waste.Of course, none of this would be a problem if we didn't have the fucking genital police in these threads.
>>150707504>Of course, none of this would be a problem if we didn't have the fucking genital police in these threads.Yeah, now you know why I don't post about Loona anymore.
>>150707539I hear you. The only reason I ever bothered with HB was because of Loona... but now I can't even look at the character without thinking of all the autism she attracts. Octavia isn't nearly as fucked in that regard, but she's getting there.
>>150707637I just enjoy Loona in silence. She's still my waifu and fanfic like HILTLHH makes it worth it.
>>150704416
making adorable little unholy cambions with octavia...
>>150707965...is that the guy from deltarune?
>>150708046yes
>>150708150I'm not reading all that.
>>150708150>let's fix woman shit with more woman shit
>>150708369>Woman shitThey are straight in all but name now, see the rest of this guy's stuffHe ships stolas with a random female imp and charlie with the spooder
>>150708150>ungay everyonelol.
>>150708790>heare we sure this seems like the works of an autistic woman
>>150708790Nah, a woman made this. Even without checking her Deviantart, I could tell.
>>150708817...could be, but this is the internet so i'm not gonna call itAlthough it would be funny if it were a biological woman who self inserted as her imp OC to get fucked by stolas
>>150708817>>150708819>Woman made itTeach me your secret, how can you tell?
>>150708841Women have done weirder in fanfiction.
>>150708859For starters, the pic reeks of narcissism. And only women are obsessed with shipping, enough to delude themselves into thinking that changing some sexualities and who bonks who, will fix the show, when the presence of shipping in general is one of the major issues.
>>150708859you must be autistic yourself to not see this was made by a woman. she spends the entire creating female characters to ship with male characters to the point that she ungays canon homosexuals to make it happen. what man is gonna do that instead of focusing on the existing female cast and creating male self-inserts/oc to ship them with.
I for one think the best way to fix Helluva Boss is by adding Godzilla.
>>150704416God I wanna caress those teeth and feel them on my skinNot in a vore way, I just think they’re neat
>>150701670Never heard of it My guess going off the name would be some soulmate jp kind of shit under an occult lens
>>150707221KEK
>>150704416I do really love all the cool art the merch creates like this and the Pirate AU shit. I wonder if there's a place to see it all cause they're eventually going to be taken off the store
>>150709558The pirate stuff was mildly interesting but I'm already bored of it
>>150709093That wouldn't make Helluva Boss better, that would just make Godzilla worse
>>150709093>It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.
We've discussed many times how Octavia introduces us to her parents, Stolas and Stella, but how are you, Anon, going to explain to YOUR parents that you've decided to defy all God's laws and become the consort of a damn demon? And how are you going to introduce them to their new demonic relatives?And if anything, how are you going to explain to your mother that you've started dating not only a demon, but also a MILF(Fem!Stolas or Stella), who are MANY years older than you?
>>150674133Stolas design was literally stolen from Hollow Knight.
>>150710431Completely disregarding the spoiler, i wouldnt tell them, at least not at firstMy parents are the stereotypical close minded eastern european couple and my mom is very religiousI would introduce her to them, but not reveal her true nature, i would let them get to know her and see her for her personalityMy mother would probably love her, especially once she sees how happy i am with herThe big reveal would have to be after i propose and i bring them the news, though maybe i could further extend the lie by claiming shes actually an alien princess and not a literal demon from hell, especially since theres no owl demons in orthodox christianity as far as i know
>>150710566No, dude, there are demons in Orthodoxy. There's even a priest in hell who regularly has nails driven into his eye sockets by an archangel. I've forgotten why, but can you imagine what you'd have to do to be personally tortured by an archangel?
>>150710604I didnt say that there are no demons, just that there are no avian/owl demonsTo the average orthodox, the goetias would look like demons, they would look like fictional characters and unless you told them they are supposed to be demonic they wouldnt even knowImps, on the other hand, would definitely fit the mold
>>150710431How do I explain to Satan, the Goetian hierarchy and frickin' God that I'm dating a demon of significant status and power?
>read my comfy weekly manga>suddenly get a character obviously inspired by Vivzie's style
This with loona
>>150710995Tell them it's her fetish and you need help. They'll fuck off and won't stop you from fucking the demon.
>>150707221Kek, very nice.>Solas loves Agent One so much she converted to Reform Judaism, even became a Rabbi.>Agent One's mind is completely fubar'd.>It's not even Orthodoxy. >>150708150Well it's more tolerable at least.
>>150710431I think it'll be easy to explain dating someone older than me, though it'll likely be harder to explain dating Paimom. The Demon part I don't think I'll ever reveal that to them. God forbid that does come to fruition. >>150710995Unless you plan on converted them, you'll need a long and genuine explanation to God and Saint Peter on why you dated and married a Demon.
>>150711072Do you take drugs????? or did you forget to take said drugs??????
>>150711977I think the main problem would be convincing her not to tell your parents who she really is. Like, she's an ancient demon, one of the most powerful. I think her ego might be hurt by having to hide from some mortals.
>>150712393I think you could find a compromise with her, she could still flaunt her wealth at your parents and be a little dominate towards you. You can likely convince her that if she reveals her true self she could loose it all.
>>150708056I will always favor Kriselle, but I get the appeal.
Octavia has no ass.
>>150713194She could.
>>150713194You sure about that?
>>150713194I can fix thathttps://e621.net/posts/4966055?q=octavia_%28helluva_boss%29+female+huge_butthttps://e621.net/posts/4966065?q=octavia_%28helluva_boss%29+female+huge_butt
If Bee can embiggen food, can she embiggen your dick?
>>150714053No, it only works on food.Apprentice Anon has definitely thought about using his magic to get a bigger dick once or twice. Suffice it to say, it's not as fun as embiggening titties.
>>150714138>You embiggen your dick but it becomes food.You got now a literal plus sized wiener
>>150714053That's Ozzies department.>>150714189 Well you'll have hellhound chicks slobbering all over it.
>>150714053Don't think so. Even if Bee could, a request like that would hint that you'd just be another Solomon.>>150714138Nothing beats Two's embiggened breast or her posterior
>>150714189>I AM A WEINER
>>150674133That may be so but Millie is the only one with normal parents.
>>150714348"Normal" yet still ended up raising a violent psycho and a tranny.
>>150714362I mean it seems to be that most if not all imps are just violent psychos as they are the minions of Wrath.As for the tranny...Well, this is VivzieHell. You do the maths.
>>150714348>picGod Moxxie won the fucking lottery, she manages to be cute, hot, and beautiful all at the same time.
>>150714423Stolas won the lottery too, but he threw all of that away. He didn't keep his winning ticket.
>>150714749And another thing, Stolas is ugly.
>>150715027Stella...
>>150715027He's fine.
>>150715033... has a point.
>>150715053Stella....
>>150715049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ejzqm1KWjg
>>150715068
>>150715064... has a point.
>>150715083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RvhrW26gqI
>>150715084
>>150715117
>>150715117https://youtu.be/x8G4xrYfWmw
>>150715148I first heard this from that futurama episode where Leela gets two eyes
What would he think of these threads?
>>150715539
>>150715550Vintage.
>>150715539He'd be upset by them. Mainly by how most Anons find him to be a fool(because he is one). Annoyed how they'd want to save his daughter from him. Livid how they'd want to kill or harm Blitzo, finding his ex-wife justified and how much the threads loves Stella. I believed he'd creeped out by how a lot of Anons would love him more if he was female, same goes for a femBlitzo. He'd be disturbed by some of the Looners.
>>150715539>>150715714How would he feel about people wanting to fuck his daughter?
>>150715780Overall I think he'd be more creeped out than annoyed about how most Anons want to either save, plow and/or impregnate Octavia. Though I like to believe he'd be a bit happy that the threads do like his daughter.
Here's a DHORKs snippet because sometimes I feel bad for all the shit I put Agent One and Two through in BOTF>glasses, wiped>suit, buttoned>gun, cleaned>badge, polished with brail accentuated to comply with ADA regulations>daily shaving of five o’clock shadow to ideal standard accomplished>Agent One smiled and adjusted his tie knowing that he was ready for another day of work>he’d just taken down three soul sucking mummies and all it had cost him were some ribs and several bones in his non dominant arm>after the surgery yesterday he was completely ready to get back to worth fighting the forces of evil >course he had to convince the agency of that as he was officially on ‘sick leave’ but that would be a dereliction of duty>if he didn’t need to be in the hospital he obviously was ready to work even if his morning routine was slightly more painful than he remembered>now all he had to do was get to HQ from his apartment and show his employers just how fine he was which would be easy if it wasn’t for the person behind him>from the mirror her could see Agent Two, stood in the doorway and looking exceedingly cross>ears pinned and using the full extent of her new feline glaring ability >unlike him she was wearing only a t-shirt and panties but still the sunglasses which she insisted on wearing at home for reasons he never understood>”What the hell do ya think you’re doing.”>Agent One decided to play it cool and prove how ok he wasGoing to work.>”Really?”>Two’s tail flicked petulantly>”Cause I heard someone say no more field assignments for two weeks.”>One didn’t turn to face her instead continuing the conversation in the mirror to make sure not a hair was out of placeI know. Which is why I’m gonna prove to ‘em why I should be back out there. >”Really. You’re tellin’ me you should be out there.”Yes.>”Prove it. Turn around.”>One reluctantly complied with his partner’s demands
>>150716101(cont)>”Hold out your badge.”>One put out his right arm with his badge which Two promptly snatchedHEY!>”Take it back.”Two! You can’t just do that! I need that!>”If you can work you can take your badge back.”>Agent One scrunched his eyebrows readying his mind>”And don’t use those sufi tricks either, that’s cheating.”>One pouted realizing that Two had caught on to what he was trying to do >One grabbed forward but Two retracted her arm beyond his range>the game continued until One lurched forward and immediately winced in painThat was cheap.>Two’s dour expression erupted into a toothy grin>”But it worked.” >One couldn’t deny that it worked but that didn’t mean he had to be happy about itAlright fine! I won’t do active duty but can’t I at least do investigations?>”No.”Witness interviews?>”No.”Artifact testing?>”Hmm.. no.”Then what can I do?>muttered One despondently while Two helped him walk to the bed that was supposed to be hers but they ended up sharing more often than not>”Be here.”>One sat on the bed and used his good arm to remove his shoes knowing full well he couldn’t stop thisTwo, I need to do this. If I don’t work I’m not able to help people.>”There’s other agents besides us. And you won’t be able to do jack if ya don’t rest.”It’s my job.>Two pushed him down into the bed gently>”And right now it’s my official job to keep you from doin’ something really stupid.”>she turned on the television and put on a suitably insane 90s OVA before taking off his coat before throwing it to the floor and sliding next to him>”One, you already saved the world. You can relax for once and let other people take care of things.”For now.>Two laughed wrapping her arms around him and pushing her head into his neck and her boobs into his chest>tail wrapping around him and fuzzy twitchy ears gently tickling his chin>”For now.”
>>150716255(cont)>her deep rumbling purr vibrated through his body destroying what little resistance was left in him and calming his heart rate>he stroked her ears which made Two nuzzle into him even more >her purring, the gentle sounds of fabric rubbing against fabric and skin touching fur the only sounds in the room save for the analog sound effects of Tokyo exploding Just wanted to write something sweet because fuck it's gonna get darker before it gets better. >approximation of Sinner!Two purringhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zb5kt81NYFE
>>150716101>>150716255>>150716278Very nice. I've been busy with work so I haven't been able to get that much greens in these threads as of late. I managed to get one and a couple of small ones in, I still feel about it regardless.
>>150712778And her strange phrases about surrounding things can be attributed to the fact that she lived all her life in wealth and does not know how ordinary people live. Although it will be necessary to explain how you even managed to start dating such a rich woman.
>>150674133>>150717274Would be better if it were different?
>>150715539>mortals lusting for Octavia>Stella apologists>cloaca doubtersHe'd send Blitzo after many of us.
>>150718012>He'd send Blitzo after many of us.Nah, he'd just seethe harmlessly, not like he'd know to track us down
>>150674133And boring as fuck. Not because she's innocent, her design and emo-girl crap is just dull as hell.
She's MADE for Lifting up and hugging
>>150719039but she's likely taller than you
>>150719051Not yet, but she'll grow into it
>>150719106>The imps at the park are free>You can just take them
Octavia could be posting in this very thread right now...
>>150719219She could be you, she could be me! She could even b-
>Goetia sugar mummy gets broody on you
>>150719412Of all the birds, only a chicken feels like something I know, so I can imagine the tall, slender (but still a little heavy), and incredibly soft Goetia MILF lying on top of me. Pure bliss.
>>150719311>>150719219>[USER WAS BANISHED FOR THIS POST]
this with which imp?
>>150719446Effectively all of them. Save the ones that've had theirs cut off or grinded down.
>>150719219
>>150719519true, all of them should, but which ones would actually do it?i can see moxxie for sure
>>150719566Moxxie, Millie, Wally, some of the background imps for sure.Their families too.
what if the cast actually looked like this?
>>150719782They'd be even more likely to walk into a Hot Topic without anyone causing a fuss over their appearance.
>>150719782Other than Blitzo they don't look that bad, and he was always an ugly fuck.
>>150707221>Agent One doesn't like Faygelehs(((Based)))
imagine being the meat between in an owl mommy sandwich
>>150720500I wouldn't mind.
>>150716255Saved the world?Huh...If Anon ever runs into Sinner Two, is he the type to deliberately take a beating/slashing if he feels like he deserves it?
>>150720687I'll be mildly upset if Inco's ex shows up in HILTLH with a croc sinner form.
>>150720932That would be funny but kinda fucked up. Given she cheated on him though I think she has more in common with a parasaurolophus. In all seriousness I kinda hope he doesn't go too far in fanservice/references like that, names and likenesses for Anon and Inco are one thing but I'd hate it if he made too many callbacks in the fic.
>>150721187Mia and Naomi never cheated you barybitch.
>>150721412Mia sure fits the bill better than Olivia though.
>>150721471My creamsicle goddess did no wrong and e4 proves that.
>>150721552Joke's on you, I haven't played through E4 yet.
>>150721552rosa is best girl anyways
>>150722318to rape...
>>150722318>>150722462I'd have a one night stand with Trish.
>>150722462why are you like this
>>150674860>captcha: 2APT2
>>150723297What a coincidence, so do you!
>>150674320Reminds me of one scene I wrote in my fic about Stella and Moxxie
>>150716278What are you PLANNING...
>>150722318zased. need
>>150719433>>150720500>Thicc Goetia mommy>Metaphorically treats you like a puppy and wants you on her lap>"Such a fragile foolish little thing... Like a hatchling."
>>150724758i mostly see andrea acting that way, solas would be less demeaning, though shed come across as more tonedeaf
>>150718002That both Stella and Stolas are happy together, yes it would be.>>150719039Indeed.>>150719051So is Stella, Id still bridal carry her.>>150719782They look nice.>>150720500Id go with Andrea, this a monogamous thread.>>150723376I did a green about Stella and Moxxie, I want to do more and more greens in general, sadly my schedule is just busy.>>150723633We need more art with Stella weilding revolvers or a martini-henry>>150722318I prefer Trish, Rosa is nice too. >>150724758>You get your own Minerva
>>150719782I'd still rape Millie
>>150725461I think she'd rape you if her libido hasn't been soothed for a while.
>>150725520You can't rape the willing, darling.
>>150725793You want to be raped? You good Anon?
>>150725835NTA, butI wouldn't mind it depending on the character....
>>150726091>"Like me?"
>>150726138Okay yeah no Emily isn't really my type
>>150726157>"Too late to back down, Anon"
>>150726201Emily my beloved
>>150726222Checked. My favorite Goofball.
>>150726255Cannot wait to see more of her in the next season
>>150726334
>>150726201She's really just not my type, I'm too much of a monster fucker
>>150726138>>150726201>>150726222>>150726255>>150726334WelpYandere Emily wasn't something I was expecting to get horny over.
>>150726348Fuck not again
>>150726356She did choose you and she will keep you safe.
>>150726386HahaI'm in danger
What the fuck is wrong with the fags in /hhg/
>>150726416No you're not, you're safe.Just steer clear of other women.
>>150726446Why are you so obsessed with them, leave them to their own shit who cares what they do in their own threads
>>150726446It's populated entirely by women and actual fags.>>150726456I think I'll have to worry about my dirty imagination more.
>>150726481>women>In /trash/ of all placesI will agree that its all fags, but sometimes theres an artfag or two who go there, and i get some nice stuff when they show up
>>150726481>spoilerYou're right, she might get some ideas.
>>150726526 I won't have her probing my soul or my search history!>>150726523Believe it or not I think there are two confirmed femanons over there. One of whom is married with a kid.
>>150726553>who is married and has a kid on the way.Thank you autocorrect. God I fucking hate technology sometimes.
>>150725835Get me them fun sized titties in my face
Anyone gonna make a new thread?
>>150726715I don't know, are they?
>>150726553>I won't have her probing my soul or my search history!Too late, she looked at it and she's taking notes.>>150726593Here you go, Embiggened Millie!
>>150726910>Too late, she looked at it and she's taking notes.Shit.Guess I better head to the anti-fetish bunker.
>>150726201>Lute warning about a woman being crazyUh oh
>>150726978Anon...you can't run from Emily, she's your guardian angel.You're going to make her a milf.
>>150727018>spoilerI'm not afraid of that.
>>150726201>>150726386Something something Nephelim factory
>>150726386>>150726201>Yandere angel girlsYou've created something incredible /co/,
>>150727618Don't forget this kino.
