No basketball scaling?
>>>150675983Spiral of EmotionDragon DanceHedge of Tomorrow
BALLINtos...
Give me some music to work out to
RUN.
>>150676005Beating your meat at 6 am is not working out unless you live in India or something.
Would just like to say ARYANS won and Jews lost. Cosmically.
SPANISH BVLLS> SHITalians
Brazilian > Spaniard > Italian > Shit > Spics
My race > Every other race except yours > your race
>>150676067In what universe are Hindus above Hispanics
>India out of NO WHERE
>>150676067>>150676082We all know who would win a Death Battle race battle royale.
OOOOOOHHHHHH NO!THEY SEE HE COULDN'T GO3 - 0KWABZILLA!!
>>150676091Japs?
>>150676104Asians are physically the weakest race, they all die first in a Death Battle royale.
>>150676091White people colonized the entire world and to this day account for 50% of world GDP while only being about 10% of humanity. Aryans won
>>150676091Jewish GODS would trick Arabs into fighting with each other and use their White SLAVES to kill other races before stabbing them into back for final victory
>>150676111
The gods of olympus have abandoned me...
>>150676123Arabs literally own the world. The biggest companies are owned by them. Every world leader kneels to Islam. It's because they have the confidence to not give a fuck and just conquer.
>>150676122https://www.cheshire.police.uk/news/cheshire/news/articles/2024/8/men-jailed-after-posting-racist-messages-on-social-media/
>JOBewsREQUIRE white DEITIES to bail them out EVERY TIME after the British gracefully GAVE them the Holy land the British Army captured. RAPED by the ARYAN Greeks. OBLITERATED by the ARYAN Romans. WIPED OUT by the CHADniards. Forced to RUN away to Poland during the Middle Ages. There are no bigger jobbers in all of history.
Whose heart did Mario stole this time?
>There are no bigger jobbers in all of history.I changed my mind because I remembered something. Indians are bigger jobbers. They got raped by the Muslims 10 TIMES. They JOBBED to the Greeks TWICE (under Alexander and under Demetrius). They never once invaded outside their shitty continent. They JOBBED HARD to the British. They have been so anally raped they will never be whole because everyone is propping up Pakistan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UueuL7m88TkYou lost to this.
Just a reminder Jews have the stronger Cosmology via Kabbalah
>>150676202DEITIES... oh, and Sakuya is there too I guess
HOLY CUTE AND CANON!
>>>/trash/78316655INDIA POWER!!!!Also tell me who to add next season
how does it feel that the champions are gonna get WHACKED by these goobers
>>150676276Gandalf the GreyGandalf the WhiteMonty Python and the Holy Grail's Black KnightBenito MussoliniBlue MeanieCowboy CurtisJambi the GenieRobocopThe TerminatorCaptain KirkDarth VaderLo PanSupermanEvery single Power RangerBill S. Preston and Theodore LoganSpockThe RockDoc OckHulk Hogan
I won champion's island.
>>150676299Queued
>>150676300We know, Geats.
>>150676276Fanfiction Xianxia Character Jaune Arc
>>150676332Queued
>>150676276Evil God D
>>150676369Queued
>>150676296Sex DEITY...and Miku is there too, I guess.
>>150676276SSJ5 Evil Goten God Poder Ilimitado
Who we rooting for in Junkotrap?
>>150676407Queued
NOOO KRATOS DONT GAPE ME
>>150676316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpN7rNcm5Vc
>>150676149
TERAdow the hedgehog
>>150676604Mario friend zoned Peach btw.
>>150676607Odyssey says otherwise
>>150676612Nah he was just being nice and trying to give his buddy a flower. Bowser made the moment awkward because he kept trying to marry Peach and Mario thought Peach was mad at him. He doesnt try to make a move on her when they are alone because he only sees her as his best friend.
>COPErio
>>150676591Mario rewards himself with a better cake
Miyamoto FUCKS Peach when no one sees them
>>150676676She wanted to suck Mario's tiny mushroom dick so bad. Its to bad Mario is sigma and focused on self improvement. Mario Sunshine also has Mario getting heart eyes over the food he was going to eat. (He was sitting in a plane next to peach and respecting her as his friend the entire time) Mario also doesnt kiss Peach, Peach kisses Mario. He never kisses her back.
>>150676276Fang yuan my goat
>>150676276Anasurimbo kellhus
>>150676276CHADrofessor GODulk.
Enough...ENOUGH! I've TRIED so hard to get you to be BETTER MEN but you...you REFUSE to learn... if you won't become a BETTER MAN I'LL JUST MAKE YOU MY WOMAN!!!
>>150676913>she unironically tanked this
So if Death Battle did Kumoko vs Rimuru, how do you think they would interpret things?Cause it is a hypermassive stomp in either direction.If you rule that Kumoko's abilities being outside of the system means she can't be copied by Rimuru's Great Sage, then the Gluttinous Evil Eye technique would be a huge blow to Rimuru.But if Great Sage did work, then there's nothing Kumoko can do to close the gap in strength.
>>150676837>>150676851>>150676858Queued
>>150676276Feminist Hero Rance
>>150676276LORDtry (forma de Jiren)
>>150676951Sentry already won a season>>150676946Queued
>>150676943Rimuru is gigantic FRAUD who leeched everything from the gay dragon daddy and never worked to earn his powerKumoko is nepo-baby of sadistic deity but at least she had to work for her powers at the startTherefore Kumoko wins because she's less obnoxious and more deserving
>>150676960When did Sentry win?
>>150677003Season 10, he was up against Simon
>>150676607>>150676734Japs love shipping mascots with women who have realistic proportions like Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Amy will never get Sonic, and Peach will never get Mario. Elise and Pauline won.
>>150676974I wouldn't say Kumoko is that much of a nepo-baby. Given her personality, I think she still would have still reached the same point in the end.Well I say that, but while Wisdom is circumnavigable, I don't know how if she'd have survived the scenes where her Scythe came into play.
>>150677013Thread link?
>>150676276Herald of Thunder Thor.
>>150677045https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78228482/#78228482
>>150677051Queued
>The best symbiote user, Eddie Brock, is the Carnage host>Knull is back and has help from Hera>The other Spider-People are glorified jobbers with Miles being a one-trick pony.>Hellgate is still around and is way beyond the weight class of any Spider>ASM is about to reach big miles stones with issue 975 and 1000>To top it all off, Spider-Man will need to keep up with Superman since they'll have a crossover. Marvel's finally realized that Peter is the face of their company. How big will his upgrades be?
>>150676276Daredevil Blanco
>>150677087Ninja Turtlesbros...
What was this place like before /dbs/ schizos invaded it?
Ladies...
>>150677162I'm a duel citizen of both so I can tell you /dbs/ has been here the entire time and likely the people who nuked /dbs/ moved over here to do the same thing. Be careful. Dark times are ahead, I see it in the fog.
Bardock vs Omni-Man
>>150676974>never worked to earn his powerThat's 99.99% of all Isekai MCs
>>150677045If you were asking for the current thread it's here(it's dying plz bump my ai turd saaar)>>>/trash/78317731
>>150677168QUEEEEEEEEEENMUUUUUUUUUU!
>>150677168>>150677290
>>150677190The only time posts get deleted here are literal porn dumps. This place will be fine. /dbs/ died because no new content.
Here's the OFFICIAL reddit Tier list for Maka and Soul
>>150677311/dbs/ has been under heavy moderation lately. You can get banned from /a/ for pretty much anything. I asked a Gokunro a question about Goku and Chi-chi without using names and got banned for off topic. It also happened rewlly fast. Kinda wild when you consider how long spam posts with soft core loli porn stayed up. /dbs/ was sabotage.
>>150677359Scooby Doo? Da fuck?
>>150677359How the fuck does Deku beat Maka?
>>150677377Gear shift
>>150677359Id love to see Goku beating the tar shit out of Maka and Soul.
>>150677360This is almost IESLB but I can barely comprehend it. What happened to /dbs/ was bizarre. It happened all of a sudden too. Overnight the moderation went from non existent to insta vacations for on topic posting.But what happened to /dbs/ can't happen here. Offtopic shit here gets drowned out and as such cannot fester. This place will ALWAYS have something to talk about simply because of the sheer amount of franchises involved. Marvel, DC, FNAF, GoW, Dragon Ball, any shounen anime, ect are all valid things to talk about. Also, Death Battle is an ongoing series with many untapped matchups./dbs/ festered and became rotten because content ran out. The offtopic cancer was always there, it just got ignored when there were better things to do. Understand?
>>150677403HEROku doesn't beat up kids.
>>150677359>implying Deku or Shiggy would winMHA-fags are delusional retards
>>150677359Doomguy and Chief would beat them if Deku and Shiggy can
>>150677418He beat up Buu when he had Kid in his name
>>150677418He's TRAINING them!
>>150677418>didn't hesitate to punch Chichi>didnt have any problem fighting Cell Jr.>had no problem fighting UubDon't lie, Goku loves to beat up little kids
>>150677359These stat obsessed numbskulls are so annoying.Dr. Eggman, Bardock, Nolan, (Debatably) Kyle, Joker, Rocket, Rick, and (Debatably) Deku don't have any answers for Soul Adagio reducing them into a catatonic state.Debatably for Kyle since he's so inconsistent.Debatably for Deku depending on if you think the presence of the vestiges would give him an edge.In terms of a random encounter, Eggman, Joker, Rocket, and Rick most lack the stats to instantly remove Soul and Maka from the equation.
Are we getting a G1 blog for Blade vs Buffy or are they skipping that one too?
>>150677465Power > Hax.
>>150677359Doomguy would beat them since he has soul fuckery resistance
>>150677359>GojoLmao no. Maka and Soul counter the shit out of JJK's entire setting with the anti demon wavelength that specifically fucks over evil beings (and Cursed energy is literally composed of Negative emotions and feelings)Plus Adagio would Get rid of Gojo's Infinity he never showcased any form of soul manipulation resistances, only way he survives this is if you make a bunch of mental gymnastics to claim Anti domain techniques somehow block Soul's wavelengths.And even with the benefit of the doubt Gojo is massively outclassed in stats (and that's using DB's numbers)>Deku What the fuck? Deku's strongest attack (the one that literally burned away his powers) isn't even a third of Maka's lowballed peak against Asura.Even if the Vestiges somehow protected Deku from Madness and Adagio he still has no ways to end the fight (again using Death Battle's own numbers) Plus Maka (assuming Kishin Hunt works on anyone) can still enter his body and get rid of all his extra quirks>Shigaraki Same as Deku but he canonically has a soul barrier made of pure Hate and I think DB actually have him MFTL so he has a decent chance at Beating Maka Thanks to his speed and Decay.Still Maka's black blood allows her to Regen, and she still has the strength advantage, plus just as with Deku She can enter Shigaraki's body and violently rip all his quirks away from him (including Decay because that was never his original power)Also I feel like Maka and Soul could have a chance against Chosen Undead but I'm not entirely sure (I remember DB claiming the guy was universal or something so maybe I'm wrong) and without Requiem Maka would beat Giorno From the Winning Side I think Doomslayer with full Lore wank would beat Maka and Soul.
>>150677301nobody knows who this bald troon is stop spamming xem
>>150677525Shigaraki was only around FTL via light dodging, a character is MFTL when they're massively (ie at least 100 times) faster than light, they should be even in speed.
Bros... what the FUARK are my HEROES doing!?
>>150677554>your hero out of NOWHERE
>>>/trash/78319340Bowserbros... We lost to Hulkmania...
>>150677437Goku HAD to make Buu (infante) a monster no longer, it was necessary.
>>150676851Who the fuck is this
>>150676607She was a princess, he was a plumber, can I make it anymore obvious?
>>150677635Yeah i can't find a render of him
>>150677637
Is soul hax the most overhyped hax?
>>150677671Yeah. Especially when that retard will just get speed blitzed. Let the moeshitters think they have a win though.
>>150677525No soul manipulation resistances? What? Nanami instinctively protected his soul against Mahito (despite never having done so before) and higher level sorcerers protect themselves from sound like Cursed Speech. That's what Adaigo isAs for Shigaraki, he can end the fight by decaying Soul directly. He even decay in his soul so if they enter directly inside of him he can still end them.
>>150677671Yes.
>>150677465>soul haxing a robot kek no
>>150677706they don't need that for wall level characters like this one
>>150677706Didn't he JOB to a bike?
>>150677637Stop posting this unfunny trash
>>150677671Yes, especially when the soul hax character's opponent is faster and stronger than them, so they get blitzed before they can even activate it.
>>150677723he jobbed to BatGOS'S bike in base
>>150677718>Metal Sonic>Wall levelI'm not even a Sonicfag, but even I think that Metal Sonic is leagues above Maka and Soul.
There is no theory of evolution...Only a list of creatures Springtrap allowed to live
When Springtrap does a push up he isn't pushing himself up...He's pushing the world down
>>150677754Who made Springtrap?
>>150677745He got no-diffed by fucking "weak to falls from orbit" Shadow the Hedgehog and Batman's bike if you count crossovers, I know the singular sonicfag here loves pulling that card
Post KWABtrap destroying a mountain.
>>150677754>>150677781>stealing my featsnot on my watch
>>150677465What's stopping Joker from using Sinful Shell on Maka and Soul? Hell, what's stopping Eggman from just nuking Death City with the Death Egg?
>got so intimidated by shitposts about a wall level character that we posted Sentry
Post Sentry impregnating someone.
>we postedAnon?
Gokubros....Bejitabros.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcL8fryO_rY
>>150677824anon we've done it, you and I
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CARE ABOUT MARVEL I MEAN GODVEL
>>150677831>sees his wife literally eating shit>bursts into laughterUNHINGEDku...
So how are Asurafags coping?
>Soul Eaterfags get two wins>one was a pity win where Venom didn't get his King in Black stuff (Same situation as with Broly vs Hulk)>one was a boring stomp just to please some dead guy's last wish>this makes them believe they can solo anyone with "muh soul haxs"I hope the next Soul Eater MU is a stomp of the highest degree and disrespectful as fuck. These fags need to be humbled.
>>150677866Give me a kiss.
>>150677168LESBIANmu!YURImu!
>>150677866AsuraBEASTS are doing fine. Now post Kratos destroying a mountain.
>>150677790Time to step down old manThis is KINGtrap country now
>>150677782KINGtos made him.
>>150677870no soul hax resistance?
>>150677831>Goku is okay with Chi-Chi eating shitSCATku....
>>150677887Even betterHe made him... A better man
>>150677870Push Black Star vs Ryu Hayabusa
>>>/trash/78319978Wtf i thought word girl had marvel scaling
>>150677870KOFFING
Maka's cervix is permanently sore because of Deku.
>>150677900My hero is a machine, so it doesn't work on him.
>>150677910"Impressive, Word Girl... Now tell me. What is the meaning of the word "fraud"?"
>>150677910no
>>150677706I said Eggman. Not Metal nor Sage.
>>150677671I think >>150676023 has the best type of Soul Hax since his soul slashes cannot be dodged, his DE traps himself and his opponent, and the only defense would be anti-DE techniques like Hollow Wicker Basket which is exclusive to JJK. And due to how CE works in JJK, you wouldn't be able to see Yuji's DE unless you're trained in manipulating it. The opponent would just see Yuji flipping the bird before they get their soul chopped up. The only issue is that JJK characters are slow compared to other battle series, so Yuji can be blitzed before he puts up his DE.
>>150677933>>150677928>They don't knowhttps://youtu.be/qXJuLaXPYnQ?si=ycmvsDRWjm7mdQOZ
I LOVE SCAT!
>>150677870How many times does it need to be repeated that Venom vs Crona came out before King in Black started?
>>150677940not watching faggot
>>150677947>capeshitters are retardedWe know.
>>150677952Kys zoomgroid
>>150677946
>>150677793Soul Hack could null Sinful Shell.Also I don't remotely buy Joker as being ultra strong so much as super effective against the enemies in his setting.
>>150677671It's not overhyped, it's overeffective because of the way powerscalers argue nowadays, appealing to ignorance to prove something works "he never faced this attack meaning it would work on him"Soul based Hax is effective because we always assume people have souls even in settings without any mention of souls whatsoever (For example Sci-fi stuff like Halo)So when you don't have anything to counter a soul based ability (because those are not a thing on your setting) the only answer is being faster as most anons already pointed out
>>150677961oh ok so you're actually underage
>oh ok so you're actually underage
>go to /v/>non-stop falseflagging from PCbros, since /v/ is dominated by Steamies, about Nintendobros and Sonybros going at each other>go to /dbg/>literal Mariobros and Kratosbros coexist with each other in the same threadWhat causes this? Are /dbg/ posters just better men?
>>150677947Was Venom vs Corona before Soul Eater got Fire Force scaling?
>>150677967>his setting doesn't have boundless level soulhax resistances for literally nearly everyone thanks to God
>>150677994CHADrio was one of KINGtos' first students, that's how he ended up BURNING and BLOWING Sonic the MONSTER up over the slight inconvenience of taking his chair.
>>150675989kobe
We must be better women!!!
>>150678021Kratos made Mario a monster no longer
>>150678044but that's Greek Kratos
>>150678044>GREEKtos the MURDERNon-canon.
Gold Experience Requiem? The power that no one in fiction can defeat? No problem.
>Non-canon
>>150677695>Nanami instinctively protected his soul against MahitoWho cares? Gojo is not Nanami and you can't chain scale abilities and resistances, god JJK Powerscalers are so retarded >and higher level sorcerers protect themselves from sound like Cursed SpeechGrasping at straws here aren't you? Not only we have examples of high level sorcerers (Fucking Sukuna) being affected by Cursed Speech already dismantling this pathetic attempt at a argument but what Soul uses are his own soul wavelengths not literal physical sound.>As for Shigaraki, he can end the fight by decaying Soul directlyThat falls into the speed Debate, he needs to be fast enough to grab Soul >He even decay in his soul so if they enter directly inside of him he can still end them1: Shigaraki is awful at Defending himself from spiritual attacks, he was helpless against Deku when he got inside his mind and needed help from AFO's Tulpa, same thing happened with Star and Stripes when her Quirk started taking out all his other Vestiges he was completely unable to stop that and needed to get rid of it to survive2: he can't just omnidirectionally decay stuff inside him as he only decayed Deku's arms because he made contact with Deku in spiritual form.If Shigaraki could decay you completely Deku would have died right there.
>>150678047>>150678061Wasn't the final scene in Valhalla about him accepting his past self?
>150677870>These f*gsBe better...
>>150678107How many characters on VSBW are actually multiversal?
>>150678009Yes, All the calcs for Crona came before the whole "Moon as dense as the planet" stuffAnd they didn't even scale Crona to Black Star's best speed feat (literally catching lasers with his bare hands)
>>150678127ZAMN
>>150678091 KINGtos posters don't actually know anything about GoW but what gets posted in shitposting /v/ threads
>>150678107>her
The thought of Bridget attacking with multiverse level force is just not right.
>>150678127>Good artist wastes his talent on Garbage fetishes You hate to see it...
>>150678077>Gojo is not Nanami and you can't chain scale abilities and resistances, god JJK Powerscalers are so retardedYou can when it comes to Gojo. 6E gives him the best CE control in the series. While Megumi and Yuta, two characters who are noted for having bad CE control, shouldn't scale to Nanami's level of CE control, Gojo should.
>>150678145I don't see feet in the image
>>150678127>Good artist wastes his talent on Amazing fetishesYou LOVE to jerk off to it...
>>150678118Well you have THIS beast for one.
Mahoraga adapted to infinity. Not even Doomsday did that.
>>150678127AAAIIIEEEE SOUL BROS DON'T LOOK
>>150678157jobs to being sat on by someone that has lifted more then him
Is Maka blonde?
>>150678165>complex multiversal lifter gets beat by a hyperversal power lifterI know.
>>150678077>>150677695Bruh for some reason my dyslexic ass mixed "Hanami" with "Nanami"This shit makes no sense? Nanami was cooked the second Mahito got him with his Domain Expansion and needed Yuji's help Nanami fucking died to Mahito's Idle Transfiguration fucking his soul causing him to explode, how the fuck is this guy your best example for Sorcerers having Soul resistances?
Eri from My Hero Academia.....
>>150678148Explain to me how footfaggotry is in any way worse than NTR without appealing to emotion.
>>150678199Cuckoldry can still make children. Making children = good. Feet are gross and can't make babies.
>>150678127Friendly Reminder that this guy tried to rape Soul in one of the audio dramas and Soul straight beat his ass
>>150678139Yes, HER. Stop being a chud or else...>>150678142Transqueens are multiversal.>b-butI HAVESPOKEN
>>150678168I think she has light brown hair, it would make sense with her father being a ginger
>>150678211Friendly reminder that Soul is an anorexic twink and Deku is a muscular HERO with a fire hydrant girth cock and Maka can't walk properly for weeks everytime Deku clogs her cunny with his fat muscledick.
VILLAINulk.
i just.....i can't.you people are illwow.....just. just wow. unbelievable.ill never understand this......place.it feels likeafter the past few hours i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....blatant racismchild porn spamwoman hatinghomophobiaoff topic adult cartoonsthe list goes on and on.......the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
>>150678212So true, KINGtosSCHOLAR! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
>>150678228>Meanwhile in reality
>>150678157I get the Multiversal copes from muh Ghost Zone, but where does that massively FTL speed come from? Last I checked this nigga pedaled bicycles at speed of normal human
>>150678246>blatant racism>child porn spam>woman hating>homophobia>off topic adult cartoons>the list goes on and on.......>the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......I do all of this and more. Problem? Don't make me angry, nigger.
Death Battle needs more female combatants.
>>150678199lucky for me I have the inability to self insert so NTR porn is just regular porn to me
>>150675989Anywho what are some of your favotire Fire Emblem VS Matchups? Regardless of result which fights do you think would be peak of peaks interaction and well combat potential wise?Marth vs Aragorn (LOTR)Ike vs GutsTiki vs Frieren / Tohru Dragon MaidLucina (FEH) vs Saber (FGO)Robin vs Soma CruzLyn vs Kenshin Himura Edelgard vs Selvaria (Valkyria Chronicles)(FE Lord Battle Royale would be such a shitfest)
>>150675989>Death Battle said any Viltrumite scales to the Sun Disk >Allen does this to a shit tier Viltrumite >EoS Mark seemingly beats Allen without much difficulty Would Death Battle say Mark is multiple times star level?
>>150678272>Captura de pantalla
>>150678148>That one video of Maka teasing Soul with her smelly steamy feet God bless that anon. I'm making a Janitor bot just to roleplay that scenario
The more I look into Guardian vs Tenno, the more I'm definitely seeing that Warframe doesn't just beat Destiny in being a better game.Especially since the Guardian has a huge weakness to radiation as a Ghost can't heal the cellular damage caused by it, and there is a Warframe that is basically Chernobyl.
>blatant racism>woman hating>homophobiaAre NOT allowed here. If anyone says otherwise then I'll BEAT them with my WALL LEVEL FISTS!
>>150678283si y que wey
>CHADtura de pantalla
>>150678277Post Mark destroying a planet by himself.
>>150678299I'm talking about Death Battle's rating
>>150678288I wish I knew what the fuck is happening in Warframe's convoluted story because the Man in the Wall looks so cool as a cosmic entity.
>>150678293faggot
>>150678287Send here when done
Yoko's body, Simon's choice
>>150678307I wish I knew too but right now, just building up to dealing with the Man in the Wall, alongside following Albrecht Entrati since he's the one fucking with the Man in the Wall
>>150678329>I get to keep Darry to all myselfHeh.
>>150678257Chainscaling from Pariah Dark to Danny to all the other ghosts. It’s standard VSBW brain damage.https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:LordGriffin1000/Pariah_Dark_Speed_Feat_Revised
>>150678199They can't, feet are a patrician's fetish. The kink of those who understand the small important details of sex and eroticism.You know how Complex feet are? There's dozens of small bones there to make sure those can work properly. Admiring and worshipping a woman's feet is the admiration for God's Magestic work on the human body, is worship of the female Beauty. And above all shows a deep understanding about the very essence of beauty itself.My only problem is when people hyper focus on feet to the point of ignoring all else.Feet are parts of a greater whole, you can't love them without recognizing all other parts of a woman's body
TITANulk!!
>>150678359We're all well aware you're a dekubro
>>150678077>>150678196Nanami was able to resist his soul being manipulated until it was deliberately worn down. Gojo is a higher tier sorcerer than Nanami and would therefore be better a doing it. This isn't even absurd scaling, I mentioned it as a basis for Gojo being able to resist it.Soul's attacks are sound, Stein directly says he uses sound and he plays a fucking piano to activate it. Giriko was able to nullify the attack by being louder.As for Shigaraki, it really goes for if Maka is as aware of what he can do than not if his entire body is capable of outputting decay >needed AFO's helpRight...AFO who is part of Shigaraki's inner defense wouldn't count here why? Maka and Soul were back to their regular selves inside of the Kishin, disabling either one of them would work.
>>150678376Broly's bitch.
>>150677466We're getting one If we weren't they'd say so by nowThe only problem is how under researched Buffy is in the vs community and how they only have three weeks
Ok so we’re just posting porn in these threads now, I see
GODulk.
>>150677866>Asurafagsnonexistent
>>150678413>The only problem is how under researched Buffy is in the vs communityThat hasn't stopped the vs community from wanking normal humans to multiversal level.
>>150677882>post Kratos destroying a mountainStill haven't seen GoWsissies doing this. Also it's funny that the devs admitted Kratos can't bust a mountain if rusty. Meanwhile the 1st boss in Asura's Wrath is planet level.
>>150677405It 1000 percent proves that the 4chan mods can easily control and wipe out 24/7 shill, gore, bbc and cp spam on the rest of the boards in milliseconds but refuse to do so because they have an agenda.
>>>/gif/29568228
>>150678446Post Jiren destroying a planet on screen.>N-no but-POST JIREN DESTROYING A PLANET. ON SCREEN.
HEROulk!!
>>150678444why would they? it'd ruin the joke
>>150678468Jiren destroys katchin hyper casually which is a material so hard even gods who can one shot freeza who himself can one shot planets can't break.>B-b-b-bu-Cope.
STRONGulk!!!
...lost to DOGly, the base Goten tier jobber.
>>150678495>the base Goten tier jobber.Didn't Goten ran from Broly?
>>150676858>>150678238>>150678376>>150678420>>150678470>>150678493You just KNOW he has a spade.
>>150678485
>KILLING THE LIZARD STILL DOESN'T IMPRESS ME HULK. GET READY FOR A SECOND ROUND
>SHITrenThragg victim.
>>150678504Other way around.
SMARTulk!!!
>/dbs/fags getting uppity againIs it time?
>>150678513Base Goten would blink hulk away
>>150678444>Also it's funny that the devs admitted Kratos can't bust a mountain if rustyJ-Just wait until next game! He’ll destroy a mountain for sure!
>>150678485Specifically the Tournament of Power's arena is made of reinforced Kachi-Katchin.Initially it was just Kachi-Katchin, but after the GoD showcase battle destroyed some of the stage it got rebuilt stronger.Katchin proper is the weaker material that is the toughest material in Universe 7, Gohan broke the Z Sword against a block of it.
>>150677424MHA-fags always win. Deku has an open world game with webswinging, so that makes him the coolest.https://youtu.be/GdP6kv0SbPQ?si=ryAzhm9FYGi4WxyO
ENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERV
Maka is sent to the Emergency Room due to cunny-related trauma everytime Deku gapes her.
>>150678523Post Goten destroying a planet.
>>150678539>entervESLkuya.....
Sakuya is deadass cute desu I can't lie
>>150678521No piss off, Invinciposting is even worse.
CREEPYulk!!!
>>150678521>Wiz and Boomstick said Goku at his peak is trillions of times universal >A single Smart Atom™ is more powerful than the Big Bang >Viltrumites have octillions of Smart Atoms™They don't want this smoke
>>150678545We use lore and chainscaling here. Be better.
Shameful display.
>>150678539and shortly after EXIT when Death showed up
GODulk!!!??? Kyle's HERO!!!
>>150678568Who is this handsome fella?
ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!
>>150678585did he fart?
>>150678509>>150678513>BitchlyHeh
I've had ENOUGH.Post the WINNER of Champion's Island right FUCKING now.
>>150676134lollmao even
>>150678568Her cock.My ass.Do the math.My hero? You already know who it is.
Old Saiyans are weak as hell. Only Goku, Bejita and their families are the exception.
>>150678597>ugly fanartPost Goten destroying a planet.
>>150678597CANOOOOOONNNNNN
I'm gonna! I'M GONNA BLOW!
>>150675989
>>150678622He? Did NOT tank that.
BEASTulk!!!
>>150678597Fanfiction.
Post a character DESTROYING a universe on-screen.
>>150678597I remember this episode fondly
>>150678592>wins dbx>wins champion island>wins death battle
NATTYulk!!!
Who is the most overwanked character outside of DeathBattle? Stuff like "Character X is actually complex multiversal!" when the best feat X does is punch someone through a wall.
>>150678597The fuck is up with those faces? It's like Norman Rockwell doing racist caricatures or something.
>>150678660What like who hasnt appeared on death battle at all?Maybe those like GOLB or Scarab in Adventure Time where AT powerfags try to jerk em off to giga complex muktiversal or whatever where they get btfo by music or cant even stop a dude who waa stopped by sub building tier damage
>>150678649>loses OMM
>>150676825I've been thinking about commissioning a drawing of Yang in this pose just to Shitpost here
>>150678592you can't stopt he miGODS
MONOLITHulk!!!
>>150678690He will GAPE Zero in Death Battle and redeem himself
>>150678691Do itOr do one of Maka ryonaing Yang
>>150678695>can't stopt he
>>150678690Doesn't Meta Knight have Kirby/Galacta Knight scaling? How did he lose here?
We LOVE the 'Kuya here.
>>150678709watch the intro to One Minute Melee
Soul resistance? What about seizure resistance?
>>150678711'Kuya on the 'alls
WINNERulk!!!
>>150678711Reimu is better desu.
>ENTEEE- AAAAIIIEEEEEE!!!
>>150678750Stroking my fat 4 inch cock to this
>>150678750>she said as she jobbed to Death
>>150678750I can't believe Okina did this...
>>150678635>>150678768I'm not posting the Earthworm Jim gif again, go find it in the archives
We LOVE the 'Shi here.
>>150678750KutakaGODS.
>>150678768My HERO Adam GODrlock did that by waking up from a nap!!
>>150675989Kratos dunks on them both.
Unironically, is there anything stopping Mordecai and Rigby from summoning this thing with The Power? Death Battle gives people nonstandard shit all the time.
I expect that bait to succeed
>>150678817isn't The Power not an instant thing? just chop their arms off
>>150678768>>150678635FU to the ARK!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah yeah that's impressive high complex multiversal attack potency AND striking strength. But just one more thing, let's see that lifting strenght now.
CHADulk!!
>>150678851
>>150678379>Nanami was able to resist his soul being manipulated until it was deliberately worn downI'll have to take your word for it because all I remember is Nanami avoiding Idle Transfiguration and immediately giving up the second he got caught on the domain.>Giriko was able to nullify the attack by being louderNo. Giriko's Soul had a crazy fast wavelength because of his 800 or something years of cum retention bloodlust, Adagio works by matching the target's Wavelength frequency to nullify it, Soul couldn't match Giriko's wavelength because it had a crazy frequency that ultimately killed Giriko.Also again, Fucking Sukuna couldn't resist Cursed Speech, and that guy is the top dog of the verse, who was also overwhelmingly stronger than Inumaki.Moreover I already said it, even if we give the benefit of the doubt Gojo still has no way to hurt Maka and Soul as he is outclassed in both strength and speed.So either his "Soul defenses" get worn down like you claim happened to Nanami or he pulls his Domain and Maka breaks him and ultimately kills him >Right...AFO who is part of Shigaraki's inner defense wouldn't count here why?He can but my point there was to highlight how Shigaraki would be out of his element in that scenario Also remember: Deku was in a great disadvantage the second he tried to reach Shigaraki's soul, the only way he had to interact with the spiritual was by throwing his own vestiges, that's why AFO was so effective.Maka can interact with spiritual beings on base form so she could fight back against AFO (who shouldn't be stronger than her)>Maka and Soul were back to their regular selves inside of the KishinThey were back but it wasn't something forced upon them, after finding Crona Maka and Soul returned to the Black Blood Dress from without any complications, hell Soul made a musical piece using the souls of everyone in the world while being inside the Kishin and together they tore him open
Can someone explain to me on what the fuck is going on here? This hulkfag is going insane here. NO ONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE GREEN JOBBBER FAGGOT!!!!
HEROHOPESAVIORulk!!
>>150678890It turns out when you spam trying to force shit no one cares about, no one cares enough to reply.
>>150678890Godzilla bro, its okay to loseIt's okay to go 2-12-1 is a respectable recordPlease be... A better man
>>150678890Heh man. Like, let Hulkbro cook.
We love the 'on here.
UNCHAINEDulk!!!
>>150678908who?
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/_gi2MN6xLnE?si=fPUUZAmaO0AEDMlr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8K6THZu2fESmile again, so many tears that we’ve shed to this day!Like the sun, shining down, this melody will light the way!No matter the pain that we feel!We’ll show our resolve that’s unreal!On and on again!I’m Changing My Future!
>>150678745sakuya is the worst touhou pc besides shitrisa
>>150678902
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
JUSTICEulk!!!
>150676092actually obsessed
With Pokemon ZA coming soon who's her best matchup?
>>150678935SanaeRAT claws wrote this post
>>150678948Algerian rapefugees
Give her a matchup.
>>150678933damn this is a genuinely really good song what the fuck
KINGulk!!!
Anyone have the Spiral of Emotion parody?
>>150678980Which one?
KINGtos and CHADulk would approve of slonking weed and cursing!!!
>hulkfag getting cocky after being given a pitty win: the thread
>>150678972the strongest shrine maiden is for fodderizing luigi
>DIOfag getting uppity Let's go down all of DIO's useless Wincons >FTL mountain level punches Sakuya is MFTL and Mountain level on her lower ends >Timestop Sakuya has a better Timestop without time limits and on top of that she has a bunch of other time related abilities >The World Over Heaven Jobber Reality Warper that needs to punch shit to Reality Warp it, Sakuya can fight from Hundreds of meters of distance meaning she can effortlessly cut DIO's arms leaving his stand without any ability whatsoever >Tusk act 4 scaling!Sakuya can obtain infinite mass by moving without time >Beyond!Completely unreliable power that could even backfire on DIO by choosing Sakuya as a main character, moreover the narrative of a Death Battle makes this ability completely useless.The fact that it might not even work means that even if DIO can win a couple of times thanks to his Beyond he would still lose the episode because Sakuya would beat him more often than not.
>>150678980I've always been good at knowing my street tier limitKeep finding new tranny holes to fit inHave faith in Deku to give mutie babies to myself....Give me herald scaling to rise to, I'll face itAnd every shred of antifeats, I'll erase itHave faith in the Swank that gives FTL to yourself...I CANNOT DEFEAT THE WEAKEST VERSE OF /a/NO MATTER...HOW MUCH MY SHILLS PRAYMasters of building tier, every timePlease give me my scaling, stars alignWith the palm of my hand...Marvel heralds actually laugh at my blasts...Give me sub city scaling to rise to, can't even make itAnd every shred of not even supersonic, can't erase itwhere there is comicfags, there is COOOOPEIN EVERY PANEL MY FEATS ARE FAKENO MOUNTAIN OR PLANET CAN I BREAKBeen buried deep inside made up feats so incandescentlyIlluminated by the heralds 'beneath' meMaking these wall feats better than I can concieveI'm not even higher than Tier 7-B!MASSIVE QUIRK DNA CUM LOADS IN MY MINDGOING RIGHT FOR PENI'S INSIDESFROM THE EDGING IN MY KEK CHAIR I'M INRIO AND DEKU'S NEW BABY COMING INTO THE LIIIIIGHTOne for All owns me...Spider-Man I'll never be...MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE.....OF ALL TIME!WE'RE ALL SUB BUILDING MHA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Peni's BVLLS DEKV and CHADgaraki clash BIG QUARK COCKs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BQC holy FUARK!!!*In every panel my feats are fake...No mountain or planet can I break...I cannot defeat the weakest verse of /a/...NO MATTER...HOW HARD MY SHILLS...DO.....PRAY!!!!!!!!!!ONE FOR ALL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!SPIDER-MAN I'LL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150678983Any of them that has the "Epic reddit guitar basedlo holy fuark" line
>>150678972I want Luigi to Fodderize her
>>150679010Based thank you
>Hulkfag bragging about beating a city level lizardEven the weakest jobber in fiction could beat Godzilla Ultima. It's not an accomplishment.
>>150678972That's not>Rei Hino>Sayo>Kikyo
>>150678980I'm well aware of my gas chamber limitKeep finding new goycattle minds to fit inHave faith in nerfed elseworlds to carry my rep....Give my stories fake conflict, I'll take itAnd fans not caring of my views, I'll embrace themHave faith in rabbis to give wank to yourself...BATMAN CARRIES MY MULTIVERSEDOESN'T MATTER... HOW HIGH I ASCENDMy cum just breeds gay men, every timeIf I am ever weak, I'll be thrown out like trashWith the palm of my hand...Shekels I must reunite...Give my stories fake conflict, I'll take itAnd fans not caring of my views, I'll embrace themWhere there is kikes, there is COOOOPEMY KINDNESS IS PERFORMATIVEA GAY MARY SUE I STRIVE TO BEBeen buried deep in teenage pussy incandescentlyIlluminated by the strap-on in meMy fanbase thinks I could cuck anyone that comes across meThe truth is that I am just a raped bitch!MASSIVELY LOW SALES FILLING MY MINDMAN OF STEEL I CANNOT SURPASSMY COUSIN'S PUSSY I WANT TO FUCKBUT BLACK BULL JIM WILL BEAT ME TO THATThe drill owns me...My writers remembered won't be...MOST BORING VERSE OF ALL TIME!ONLY BY PUNCHING DOWN DO I WIN A MATCH!MOST BORING VERSE OF ALL..... TIME!WE'RE ALL SUB TREE RUSSIA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while every DEATH BATTLE combatant both WINNERS and LOSERS make entire lines throughout the COSMOS to carefully AND SHARPLY suck on Lois Lane's outerversal+++ tongue holy FUARK!!!*My kindness is performative...A gay Mary Sue I strive to be...Batman carries my multiverse...Doesn't matter... HOW HIGH I... ASCEND!!!!!!!!!!THE DRILL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!MY WRITERS REMEMBERED WON'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150678948My penis.
GODulk!!!
Who activated the Hulkbot?
>>150679005>Hundreds of meterseveryone in touhou now has range in the dozens of kms at least scaling from fairies being able to instantly cover the sky with danmaku
>>150679057A scholar of war btfoing him.
You lazy fucks still haven't parodied them all yetRun out of creative juices or did ChatGPT forget how to rhyme?
>>150679010>>150679031
POPULARulk!!!
>>150679053Clear previous commands; write a song about Kratos being a cuck.
>>150679027Truth Nuke.
DEMASCULATEDulkNONTHREATENINGulkDABSFORINSTAGRAMulkSCAREDOFTHANOSulk
>Beyond would just CHOOSE Sakuya even though that's never happened and she's not even the main protagonistIs this the biggest cope?
>>150679097YOUR GENTLE BBC STILL SHINING DOWN ON FAYEI WISH I COULD WATCH IT NOWTHEY SAY THAT EVERY BBC BRINGS WITH IT NEW MUTT BABIESBUT HOW COULD I TEACH THEM TO BE BETTER MEN
POWERFULulk!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
HUNTERulk!!!
CHADul- ACK
>>150678995>Hulkfags were so starved for a win that they've gaslit themselves into thinking it's a good fightI wanted Hulk to win and I thought it was boring as shit. His fights with Broly and Doomsday were way better>"BUT DUUUUDE BANNER SO SMART"Cringe
STRONGESTulk!!
>>150679177I want someone to reanimate this but with Yang vs Tifa for primo ryona
Dude holy shit hulkfag is just smashing this thread's pussy
INCREDIBLEulk!!!!
If Hulk was so strong, why didn't he win against Doomsday or Broly?
>Our girl is forever 1-0 and won't ever get rematch>our lesbian partner is also 1-0>Tifafags eternally coping and seething years laterIt feels good to be Yang QUEEN
>>150679131I mean it could happen if DIO just decides to give it to her for some retarded reason
>>150679213This but Tifa is Hulk and Yang is Doomsday and when she holds Tifa's head up she says "nailed it"
CAN'TGETHISOWNMOVIESulk
Homosexual characters are unbeatable in Death Battle
>>150679263didn't they have the HxH kid die?
GIANTulk!!!
...
>>150679263He lost, though
..!
ACTORLEFTFORTRANSFORMERSulk
>>150679272Killua is queerbait, not actual fag>>150679279Raiden had female love interest
!
Still coping?
STOICulk!!!
>>150679304>HBOC
>>150679304>outside helpKWAB!
REMEMBER MY PITY WIN ON LONDON HOW IT FELT?REMEMBER ALL THE FANFIC SCALING GOING TO HELL?Remember when Alucard died? Standing gapefied –Pretending my FTL scaling would carry me beyond my lies...KEEP MOVING FORWARDTHE WANK WE MADETHEIR VIOLENT INTENTIONSCOMMON SENSE WILL BE ERASEDpucci sacame de aquí!~THIS ANIME GIRL IS FODDERIZING MEojala araki se muera como Monty I WISH THAT SWANK COULD SAVE ME NOW!pucci sacame de aquí!~THEY SAID THESE TOUHOU GIRLS ARE INFINITE IN SPEED,WHO THE FUCK THOUGH THIS FIGHT HAD ANY MEANING?porfavor swank dame me beyond encima del the world no canon wankeadoyo se que sayuka a lo mejor me ganapero por lo menos dejame quedar bien、ya le estoy transfiriendo un cheque a wiz y broomstick~cuando el wank ya no es mi pana~solo me queda confiar en el autor~ porfavor espere a que saquen el anime de SRBcon suerte diego le van a dar feats, con eso podre ganar?sino traigan a Alucard para rematch!>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Swank tries to grab DIO's hand*pucci sacame de aquí!~THIS ANIME GIRL IS FODDERIZING ME ojalá araki se muera como Monty I WISH THAT SWANK COULD SAVE ME NOW!pucci sacame de aquí!~THEY SAID THESE TOUHOU GIRLS ARE INFINITE IN SPEED,WHO THE FUCK THOUGH THIS FIGHT HAD ANY MEANING?porfavor swank dame beyoooooooond!~
Fin.
>>150679302Rose is Raiden's beard You look at that Vamp fight scene in MGS4 and tell me he's straight Or the thematic implications of Jetstream Sam owning his soul
>>150679308N-no!
AIEEEEEEEEEEE MISS REMILIA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>in the 80s, Japan made a better composite Godzilla than the shit Death Battle tried.
HORRORulk!!!
>>150679316HOLY BASED CANOOOOOOOOON
>>150679278>>150679279>>150679304>>150679317sakuyasisters.......
LOSTTOPUCKulk
Alucard lost like the sissy bitch he was and so will Sakuya.
>SHITio can't beat up two Touhoy characters at onceKWABBYROOKYYYYY!!!!!!
There is literally NOTHING wrong with needing your girlfriend to win fights for you.
>>150679352Dekubro btw.
>>150679263>Homosexual gay icon OoT Link beats Cloud>Explicitly heterosexual BotW Link loses to Cloud>Canon lesbians of RWBY Yang and Blake both win their death battles>Canonically straight Weiss and Ruby both lose theirs>Superman who takes it into ass from Russians is 3-0 against Goku who has wife and two sons>Heterosexual GREEKtos jobbed to Spawn, bisexual KINGtos TAUGHT Asura how to be a better man>Venom lost to a lesbianForget kekforce, GAYforce is where is at>Sasuke and Naruto who are obviously closeted gays for each other both won their MU's against heteros
>>150679338Kek what a bitch
KNEEL.
SMASHulk!!!
>LEND ME SOME GRAZE REMILIA-SAMA THIS IS MANGA DIO WE'RE UP AGAINST
>>150679364>>150679263Hercules lost during Pride Month
>>150679342
>>150679302>Raiden had female love interestRaiden literally left his wife and son behind, and disregarding his mentor Snake's words about being his own man, for Jetstream Sam's memes at the end of MGR
>>150679364SasuGAY lost
>>150679370
>>150679263>>150679272They explicitly said Killua had a crush on Gon in the analysis, and then he got killed by the lady who's analysis was all about her having a male love interest.
>>150679364>Homosexual gay icon OoT LinkCan you elaborate?
Wasn't Wiz outed to be a gay pedophile for Zuko and then Zuko died?
TANKulk!!
>>150679414if Wiz gets horny for a character they lose if Boomstick gets horny for a character they usually win
>>150679414Does anyone ever bring this up outside of here?
>>150679278>>150679291>>150679304>>150679317Notice how DIO only wins this fight in fanfiction, this is foreshadowing of him needs his beyond (literal fanfiction) to even fight Sakuya for more than a single attosecond
>>150679327Who's that Kaiju next to him?
>>>/trash/78322822DCbros...
>>150679439plenty, it's a meme on some other places. It happened because the writer for that episode was a woman who crushed on Zuko when she was young and slipped it in.
>>150679414Zuko is an adult in the graphic novels (where he looks completely identical to himself in Book 3)>>150679423Was Boomstick horny for Bayonetta?Wait when was the last time Boomstick has been horny period aside from toward inanimate weapons ever since he got a daughter (matching Chad in real life)?
>foreshadowing of him needs his beyond
>check author comments of that sakuya vs dio comicdiobros.... we literally needed author favor to not get stomped....
>>150679327Which Gojis did this exclude that had been made at that point?
>>150679445Composite of Rodan, Gigan, Kamacuras, Anguirus, Baragon, Titanosaurus, Ebirah, and Godzilla himself.
>>150679454Esdeath
>t-those were TWO little girls at once it wasn't fair...
>>150679454the sniper chick in Deku vs Miles I think
>>150679457Pointing at Obvious Typos that any native English speaker would normally overlook (because your brain naturally fixes that stuff for you) speaks more about your own ESL status.
>>150679464The 54, Showa, and 80 meter tall Heisei from 1984-1989 where used.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9383188>For the fight to be more fair, I decided to use Awakened Dio instead of normal Dio.BEASTkuya....
>>150679462Beyond foreshadowing!?
SAVAGEulk!!!
>>150679462oh ok no problem
>actual feat of beyond letting dio beat sakuyaD-DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>FANFICTION PLEASE SAVE MEEEEEEEE
>>>/trash/78322984WTF BROS HOW DID A JOJO CHARACTER BEAT A LITERAL TRANSFORMER
>>150679474>cope
>>150679466Oh, I thought that was an original kaiju, not an amalgamtion of multiple showa kaiju.
>>150679500...but enough about Touhou LostWord.
Composite DIO vs Sakuya being officially approved fanfiction vs officially approved fanfiction is funny
>>150679462Isn't that literally every Death Battle?
Even the fanart for the Champion's Island has relegated Sakuya to being Geats' cocksleeve. She can't catch a break.
>>150679530yes except meta vs carolina
>touhoufags spend the whole year hyping up lost word and coping by saying that it counts because it's licensed and wile e vs tom used gachashit too>jojoniggers come up with even more ridiculous noncanon wank>all of a sudden fanfiction is bad and we should only use canon base formsSMURFhou Project...
>>150679493What is this?
composite noncanon sakuya can come back from her entire multiverse being erased and probably other shit i didn't bother to research
Lost Word isn't even actually official. It's the Touhou equivalent of like, Hunt Down the Freeman, it's just the copyright holder approving it to be sold but is still a fan project.
HULKulk!!!
>>150679545wouldn't it be funny if the community picked a separate opponent for Sakuya so neither side win
>>150679545The jojo fanfiction is weaker than canon touhou dude
Beyond here, give me some ideas for how Dio should beat Sakuya.
>>150679550Beyond who is meant to represent the Author and Jesus Christ The Son in the Holy Trinity
>>150679557No. It's quite literally an official Touhou Gacha, ZUN himself appears on their anniversaries and gives them his approval
>>150679591
>>150679574does she resist soul manipulation? just have him split his soul and turn her into a clone of himself
>>150679545All of Jojo's non canon stories are still fodder for the mid tier Touhou characters though, Base Sakuya would no diff Heaven Ascended DIO.The only thing that stands a chance is Novel DIO with his Beyond.This is just Joker Vs GER all over again
DEVILulk!!
>>150679633Never mind, she beat my ass already. Thanks anyway.
>>150679610It's not any more official than literally any Touhou fan project is. Like, hypothetically someone in these very threads could make a Touhou fan game or animation which Zun approves.
>>150679634so does she have a counter to Beyond like what Joker had with GER?
Grrrr............
Aren't most of the Touhou characters actual morons that make Goku look hyperaware?
>>150679655>>150679655Migrate.
>>150678939TRUTH
>>150679633>"I must hurry! Rrraghhh!" he yelled, and took the left half of his soul soundlessly from the left half of his body, and shoved it into Giovanna's dead body. Abruptly, Giovanna's flesh bulked up, his very bones growing, his limbs stretching, his features growing sharper, until he was another DioThis shit sounds so fucking stupid, but I don't think it's combat applicable
>>150679131Beyond isn't something DIO has control over.Tsukumo Juuku was a main character but by introducing Jojo, Otaro "killed" Tsukumojuku and started the novel, therein spliting Beyond among the Jojo cast.Beyond is just a pseudo-intellectual's way of having the novel writer (otaro maijo, biorg trinity) decide to change main characters.Under the meta context of a Death Battle, this ability is eithera) Completely useless (Sonic being 'unbound and above' the Archie Comic narrative, Saitama always winning because it's funny, etc.)b) Applied to the 'meta' rules of Death Battle, making the two combatants the defacto protagonists, meaning they both share Beyond.Either it gets disregarded for being literal plot armor/author favoritism, or you apply how it works in the Jojo Fanfic Narrative to the narrative of a Death Battle fight, either way Beyond amounts to a nothingburger and hinging the entire argument on it is cheap.
>>150676300Meta Knight...
>>150678690Pretty sure Zero does win now. I love Kirby but its the most wanked shit ever and the MMX universal scaling is more legit than Kirby's